M & M : Macho and Marvelous.
M - O - O - N that spells "Bob" .....
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S & H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! ! !
M R Kin, M R Not, O S A R C M Skeletons, L I B M R Ancestors!
M R Pigs! M R Not Pigs. S A R! C M Tales? L I B...M R Pigs!
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R! C M Tails?...L I B...M R Pigs...
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R...L I B...M R Pigs...
M is for machine, which technically is Data
M y G o o s e I s C o o k e d !
M y H ar d Dr i ve i sn' t f ra g m ent ed !!!
M$ Marketing: Screw the stupid bastards. We're Big Bro.
M&Ms, the Official Candy of the Dept. of Redundancy.
M'lord, I have just stepped into an aspect, and its' sticky!!
M*A*S*H payday: "All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede."
M-C-M-L-X-I-X, Daiei makes the very best, NOT! - Tom
M-I-B...C-I-A...M-O-U-S-E!!!
M-I-C, K-E-Y, O-U-S-O-B whoops! I mean M-O-U-S-E!
M-I-C-...See you real soon. -K-E-Y...Why? Because we LIKE you!
M-I-C-ya real soon!
M-O-O-N! That spells Don't Fear the Reaper!
M-O-O-N, that spells Dean Cran, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells you, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells Orville, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom Cullen of Borg.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom of Borg.
M-O-O-N, that spells bike, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M. T. Headed
M. AMSTERDAM - Memento Morey
M. Bob Carr, Congressman (Mich.), was an Eagle Scout.
M. C. Escher is not a rap star!
M.A.D.D.: Midgets Against Desk Drawers.
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
M.D. - Some breeds of animals eat their young at birth. I understand why
M.D. - Youth. What a shame it is wasted on the young
M.P.: Is that a *chicken* up there?
M.P.: We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes.
M.P.: You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!
M.P.: You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!
M/H Insurance: No lawyers, politicians move in next door.
M5 computer: Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
M:OTOH or Manos: On the Other Hand, the long-awaited big-budget sequel
MA Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot.
MA Driving #2: Everything is under construction.
MA Driving #3: Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike.
MA Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system
MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
MA Driving #6: Suicide Alley is the better of the roads.
MAAAAAAATLOOOOOOCK! - Grampa
MAB: Melt Address Bus
MAC = Money Always Counts.
MAC PROGRAMMERS do it in windows
MAC PROGRAMMERS do it in windows.
MAC USERS can only do it with menus.
MAC USERS do it with mice
MAC USERS do it with mice.
MAC error message: Like, hey dude, something went wrong.
MAC error message: Init System Failed!? Oh, like wow... Bummer, dude.
MAC users don't DO IT, they just point and click on the genital icon.
MAC's Place BBS home of the C & C++ Programmer
MAC: It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MAC: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
MAC:It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MACH 10 - ANGELS 100,000!
MACHIAVELLI NETWORK: SUBTERFUGE FOR JESUS!
MACHINE CODERS do it in bytes
MACHINE CODERS do it in bytes.
MACHINE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS do it very fast
MACHINE LANGUAGE programmers poke it all in.
MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers
MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers.
MACHINISTS drill often
MACHINISTS drill often.
MACHINISTS make the best screws
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MACHO: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
MACINTOSH - Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs.
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH: Macs Are Computers? I Never Thought Of Such Hell!
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes;If Not Then O.Sys.Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine always crashes; if not, then OS hangs.
MACINTOSH: That single step between your child's Super NES and an IBM.
MACINTOSH=Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hung
MACRO : What you set a sprat to catch.
MACRO = Misspelt computer fish
MACRO created tagline&(*$@%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%#@@!
MACRO? Is that short for Macaroni?
MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence
MAD: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...
MADAME BOVARY MAN - Tom's super hero
MADD = Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving
MADD: Mothers Against Drug Deprivation.
MADONNA - Immaterial Girl
MADONNA - This Used To Be My Playground
MADoka Max: The Kimagure Orange Road Warrior
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (OK/NAH)?
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MAFIA DOS: Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MAFIA DOS: Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA DOS: dis isa you last chance (y)es (n)o
MAFIA DOS: Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MAFIA DOS: Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA.EXE located on-line: Execute SYSOP (Y/n)?
MAG Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
MAGES do it with their familiars
MAGES do it with their familiars.
MAGIC EYE TAGLINE (WARNING experts only) .,.,,
MAGIC USERS do it with flare.
MAGIC USERS do it with their hands
MAGIC USERS have crystal balls
MAGIC USERS have magic wands.
MAGIC: on a Corvette.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAGICIANS do it with mirrors
MAGICIANS do it with rabbits
MAGNET(n): something you find crawling on a dead cat.
MAGNETIC HEAD: Result of sticking finger in fuse socket.
MAILMEN do it at the mail boxes
MAILMEN do it at the mail boxes.
MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MAKAI Software Support Node (1:226/1420.1)
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR: Slogan of people who are lousy at both..
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A CLINTONS-FREE ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A RIGHT-WING-WACKO ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKedonija
MALARIA, NETWORK! SHIVERING YELLOW S***S FOR JESUS!
MALE, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.
MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
MALINGERERS do it as long as they can't get out of it
MALINGERERS do it as long as they can't get out of it.
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Mar 15th
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Nov 1st
MAN (n): An abbreviation of woman.
MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
MAN Targeted.... FIRE!
MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! <AAAOOOGGGAAA!> MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!
MAN is the missing link between apes, and rational beings!OJW
MAN..ualy...Inserted Tagline...Now how does that joke go about.........
MAN.SYS found, executing GROPE.EXE
MAN.SYS found.execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
MAN.ZIP: Great program! (Fun to unzip!)
MAN: Remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: a remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: Great concept, bad engineering.
MAN: Great idea, bad design.
MAN: Make Animal Noises
MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
MANAGERS do it by delegation
MANAGERS do it by delegation.
MANAGERS have someone do it for them
MANAGERS make others do it
MANAGERS make others do it.
MANAGERS supervise others
MANAGERS supervise others.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
MANICS FOR JESUS!! ..oh never mind, I'm really bummed...
MANTIS: Metro Area Nerd Turns Into Stud
MARATHON NETWORK! RUNNING FROM JESUS-the choice network
MARATHON RUNNERS do it for hours.
MARCEL MARCEAU -
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it at camp.
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.
MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS - Et Tu, Brute!!!!!
MARINE: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
MARINES do it on land, sea or air.
MARION BARRY CAMPAIGN SLOGANS; I'LL GET DRUGS OFF THE STREET.
MARIONETTE NETWORK: PUPPETS OF JESUS!
MARK TWAIN - No exaggeration this time
MARKETING REPs do it on comission
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MARRIAGE(n): The Mourning After The Knot Before...
MARRIAGE(n): the sole cause of divorce
MARRIAGE(n):expensive way 2 get your laundry done free.
MARRIAGE(n):process whereby Love ripens into Vengeance.
MARRIAGE.COM is seldom available in the Shareware version.
MARRIAGE: A place where you sleep with the enemy....
MARRIED PEOPLE do it with frozen access
MARRIED PEOPLE do it with frozen access.
MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
MARS PROBE ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
MARS: Something your kids always find while you're shopping.
MARSUPIAL, NETWORK! Pouching youths for Jesus!
MARTHA WASHINGTON - R.I.P., By George
MARTYRS die trying to do it.
MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID (Douglas Adams)
MASCULINE---Unable to cope with dirty diapers.
MASOCHIST (mas-oh-kist) noun: Windows user.
MASOCHIST (mas-oh-kist) noun: Windows user.
MASOCHIST (n):runs Win 3.x using a 386 & 2 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST (n):runs Win3 using a 386 & 2 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST (n):runs Windows95 using a 486 & 4 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n): Windows user.
MASOCHIST(n):runs Windows using minimum requirements
MASOCHIST: A person who enjoys pain & agony, i.e. a cat lover.
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
MASON-DIXON LINE: Separates y'all from youse guys.
MASON-DIXON(n):Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.
MASONS do it secretively
MASTERBATION : The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTERBATION the human AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTICATOR, NETWORK! CHEWING THE FAT WITH JESUS
MASTURBATE.....What's used to catch very large fish
MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
MASTURBATORS do it singlehandedly.
MATCH MAKERS do it with singles
MATCH MAKERS do it with sticks
MATCH MAKERS do it with sticks.
MATH COPROCESSOR: Part of the computer bragged about but seldom used.
MATH MAJORS do it by example
MATH MAJORS do it by example.
MATH MAJORS do it by induction
MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil
MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series
MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous function
MATHEMATICIANS do it associatively
MATHEMATICIANS do it associatively.
MATHEMATICIANS do it by the numbers.
MATHEMATICIANS do it commutatively
MATHEMATICIANS do it constantly
MATHEMATICIANS do it continuously
MATHEMATICIANS do it discretely
MATHEMATICIANS do it exponentially
MATHEMATICIANS do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
MATHEMATICIANS do it functionally
MATHEMATICIANS do it homologically
MATHEMATICIANS do it in fields
MATHEMATICIANS do it in groups
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain.
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary planes
MATHEMATICIANS do it in numbers
MATHEMATICIANS do it in theory
MATHEMATICIANS do it on smooth contours
MATHEMATICIANS do it over and under the curves
MATHEMATICIANS do it parallel and perpendicular
MATHEMATICIANS do it partially
MATHEMATICIANS do it rationally
MATHEMATICIANS do it reflexively
MATHEMATICIANS do it symmetrically
MATHEMATICIANS do it to prove themselves
MATHEMATICIANS do it to their limits
MATHEMATICIANS do it totally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transcendentally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transitively
MATHEMATICIANS do it variably
MATHEMATICIANS do it with Nobel's wife
MATHEMATICIANS do it with a Minkowski sausage
MATHEMATICIANS do it with imaginary parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it with linear pairs
MATHEMATICIANS do it with odd functions
MATHEMATICIANS do it with prime roots
MATHEMATICIANS do it with relations
MATHEMATICIANS do it with rings
MATHEMATICIANS do it with their real parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it without limit
MATHEMATICIANS do over an open unmeasurable interval
MATHEMATICIANS have to prove they did it
MATHEMATICIANS have to prove they did it.
MATHEMATICIANS prove they did it
MATHEMATICIANS take it to the limit
MATHEMATICIANS take it to the limit.
MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.
MATT DILLON - Arrest in Peace
MATURITY-The ability to think and act rationally...most of the time..
MAUDLIN! NETWORK: Whining and crying for Jesus Christ!
MAUSOLEUM, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
MAXILLA NETWORK: FAKING FOSSILS FOR JESUS!
MAXIM: An established principle or proposition, of lawuniversal.
MAXIMUM UNPLEASANT STIMULI!!!
MAY GOD'S GREATEST GIFT ( LOVE ) BE RAINED DOWN ON YOU.
MAYBE, and that's final!
MAYNARD G. KREBS - O.T.L.
MAYTAG is Your middle name, if Your an agitator.
MAZ: Multiply Answer by Zero
MBASIC : Programme language for the Mbanga tribe in deepest Africa.
MBAs do it to learn.
MBC: Make Batch Confetti
MBF: Multiply and Be Fruitful
MBH: Memory Bank Hold-up
MBR: Move Bits Randomly
MBTD: Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
MBTOL: Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
MC Hammer, n. Device used to ensure firm seating of MicroChannel boards
MC&D..Where Scott Heald donated his brain to science.
MC&D: Where CHATTING is unforgivable.
MC, ICE T, CHRIS X, NEW KIDS - 4 Horsemen of the apocolypes of Rock =-
MC: Melt down Core
MC: Move Continuous
MCARTHUR virus: your drive doesn't die, it just fades away.
MCCC Rule #1: Only wake the commander for key-turn.
MCCC Rule #3: You can only beat a deputy so much.
MCD - Mad Cow Disease
MCD stands for Mad Cow Disease and is the stock symbol for McDonalds...Hmmm?
MCI Friends and Family -- Borg Destruction Plan #2
MCI long distance. Dishonest, SLOW, and you pay for collect calls.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MCP - Money Clouds my Perception
MD: Create a new place to lose files.
MD: Move Devious
MD: Move and Drop bits
MDB: Move and Drop Bits
MDC: Make Disk Crash
MDDHAF: Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance
MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance.
ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
ME is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
ME! is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! - Victor Kostrikin
ME262, it's a German Jet...JU-Junkers 004.
ME? A twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
ME? Paranoid? (Who wants to know?)
ME? OPINIONATED? How could you even think such a thing?
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gear
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gear.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it automatically
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with fluid dynamics
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with fluid dynamics.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with stress and strain
MECHANICS do it from underneath
MECHANICS do it from underneath.
MECHANICS do it on their backs
MECHANICS do it with oils
MECHANICS do it with oils.
MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it
MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it.
MED TECHS do it 24 hours a day.
MED TECHS do it STAT.
MED TECHS do it with machines.
MED! Moderator / The New 'HOT' UFO Conference.
MEDIA MAN - Joel's super hero
MEDIA PEOPLE invade your privacy.
MEDIA: Manipulating Everyone's Decisions In America
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS do it with a mice
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS do it with a mice.
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS make mice do it first
MEDICAL VIRUS-It Boots Your PC And Bills You $4500.00
MEDICINE: The art of amusing the ill while nature heals.
MEDICS do it in an orderly fashion.
MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapons
MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapons.
MEDIOCRE NETWORK: KINDA PREACHING CHRIST'S WORDS!
MEE TOO!!, the AOLer said in his crosspost to 14 Internet NewsGroups.
MEEEEENDOOOOOZAAAAA!!!! - McBain
MEEKNESS, n. Uncommon patience in planning revenge that is worthwhile.
MEGAHERTZ: When something is really painful.
MEGAHERTZ: Your hand's condition after hitting your computer
MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!
MELANCHOLY: Cross between Lassie and a cantalope.
MEMBER: Tagline Thieves Local #363
MEMORY : Umm, ah, er.
MEMORY ERROR: Now what?
MEMORY ERROR: Now what?
MEMORY MAP - Drawings showing where the nearest computer store is.
MEMORY: The thing Bob forgets with.
MEMORY: The thing Gary forgets with..
MEMORY: The thing Holly forgets with.
MEMORY: The thing he forgets with.
MEMORY: The thing we forget with.
MEN ver. 1.0 .... bugs found .... rewrite.... WOMEN ver. 1.1(beta)
MEN! 'Nuff said!
MEN(n):children with paycheques
MEN, don't try this at home without a woman present.
MEN: Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
MEN: Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
MENAGE-A-TROIS..French for where Jesus was born
MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric.
MENDELIAN NETWORK: Cross-pollinating myths for Jesus!
MENSTRUAL CYCLE..Vehicle having three or less wheels
MENSTRUAL..A singer in medival times
MENU (L)eech files (Y)ell at sysop (D)rop carrier.
MENU - An itemized list of ways to make a mistake on a computer
MEOW ...SPLAT WOOF ...SPLAT (Raining cats and dogs).
MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats and dogs)
MERCHANTS do it to customers
MERCY! Look what just walked through the door!
MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
MERDE!!! I rescued the dragon!!
MERMAIDS can't do it
MERMAIDS can't do it.
MESSAGE (n): Tagline carrier.
MESSAGE (n): recipe carrier.
MESSAGE (n): tagline carrier.
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
MESSAGE: (n) Tagline carrier.
MET: Misread and Eat Tape
METAL MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Orville Bullitt for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Orville for 2200 points of damage!
METALLURGISTS are screw'n edge
METALLURGISTS are screw'n edge.
METALLURGISTS do it in the street
METEOROLOGISTS do it at all levels.
METEOROLOGISTS do it unpredictably
METEOROLOGISTS do it with forecasts.
METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
METHODISTS do it by numbers
METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism.
MFC: Mangle Following Command
MFM -- Maximum Failure Mode?
MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next
MFM? RLL? IDE? SCSI? ESDI? I'm confused!
MFO: Mount Female Operator
MGM Makes Great Movies
MHz - When something is really painful.
MI Many a slip between cups.
MICE KRISPIES: Breakfast food for cats.
MICE do it every day, but sometimes need their balls cleaned.
MICHAEL JACKSON does it to his nose.
MICHAEL LANDON - Little House UNDER The Prarie
MICHAEL MILKEN - Buy-Buy
MICHAELANGELO activates Mar 6th
MICHELANGELO activates Mar 6th
MICK JAGGER - Gathering Moss
MICROBIOLOGISTS do it with culture.
MICROCHIP: The stuff in the bottom of the snack-food bag.
MICROSECOND: Delay between green light and honking horns.
MICROSOFT: we are the leaders - wait for us!
MICROSWIFT DOS -- for extra slow computing 1-900-CRASHIT
MIDDLE AGED BOY - Crow's super hero
MIDI Amin? Isn't he the moderator of the MIDI conference?
MIDI interface and controller by Yo-Mama-ha
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his....
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Indefinitely
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely.
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely
MIF>"Don't let it get around." -- Quark
MIF>"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
MIF>"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
MIF>"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
MIF>"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
MIF>"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
MIF>"I'm not a thief.." - Quark "You are a thief!" - Odo
MIF>"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
MIF>"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
MIF>"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
MIF>"Indisposed? She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.
MIF>"Isn't that illegal?" -- Quark "Oh, spare us..." -- Odo
MIF>"Just kidding about that God part. No offence." Ivanova
MIF>"Just making sure where we stand." - G'Kar
MIF>"Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them." - Sinclair
MIF>"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
MIF>"My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri."
MIF>"My shoes are too tight." -- Londo
MIF>"Never trust ale from a God fearing people." - Quark
MIF>"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
MIF>"Not diverting enough." - Quark
MIF>"Run out of small children to butcher?" -- G'Kar
MIF>"See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray." -- SoulHunter
MIF>"Some things are better left buried.Z]Waribaldi
MIF>"That's a lie." -- Bester "Yes it is. What's your point?"
MIF>"There is a hole in your mind..."
MIF>"This is a helluva time to think of this." - Ivanova
MIF>"This kind of help we don't need." - Sinclair
MIF>"We were trying to keep this quiet" - Sinclair "Nice job"
MIF>"Well, that'll cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
MIGRAM activates any Saturday
MII: Mask all Interrupts and then Interrupt
MIISSSUUUURRRRREEEEEE...
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV - The Party's Over
MILI: Move It or Lose It
MILIHELEN: The amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship.
MILITARY FAST: COLONEL O'CORN(l)
MILITARY TRUCKERS do it bigger, faster and further.
MILITARY TRUCKERS move bigger loads.
MILITARY cooks eat it.
MILK DRINKERS do a body good.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MILLISECOND: Delay between a green light and honking horns
MILTON BERLE does it in his BVDs
MILTON BERLE does it in his BVDs.
MILY I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
MIME! NETWORK, FAKING IT FOR JESUS!
MIMES do it without a sound
MIMES do it without a sound.
MIMES don't do it; everyone hates a mime
MINE are a little bit more pouty - Joel on alien nipples
MINE, adj. Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.
MINE: on a Lincoln Town car.
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MINERS do it deeper than divers
MINERS sink deeper shafts
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINERVA.EXE running. YAKKO.SYS and WAKKO.SYS drooling
MINI-DISKETTE- A diskette left out in the rain.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MINISTERS do it vicariously
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.
MINUTATER (min' u tay tur) The smallest french fry in the bag.
MIPS Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Performance
MIPS =< Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.
MIPS: Meaningless Index of Processor Speed.
MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.
MIRACLE CURE!!! WD-40 banishes arthritis!!! - National Inquirer
MIRACLE(n):needed to get to the top when boss is childles
MISERY: a warm coke and a cold hotdog.
MISFORTUNE(n):the kind of fortune that never misses.
MISS WORMWOOD!!!! - Susie Derkins
MISSILE ENGINEERS do it in stages
MISSILE ENGINEERS do it in stages.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MISSILEMEN have better thrust
MISSILEMEN have better thrust.
MISSING Tagline. Blue Eyes. Brown Hair. Savy Rhetoric!
MISSING: 1 eyed, 3-legged dog, answers to the name Lucky.
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MISSIONARY POSITION..What Catholics assume while confessing
MISSUS MARTIAN - Tom's super hero
MISTAKE Something a virgin and a parachutist can only make once.
MISTAKE: The unmarried daughter of Mr. Stake.
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
MIXED EMOTION: When your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED EMOTION: Your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new car.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" in sex ed class.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an A is sex class.
MIXER : A place to mix in.
MK> SM> RO> RC> SF> GP> WD> KF> LP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this.
MKII: Get SMOKEd in the portal.
ML of W - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
ML> I'm after some Calvin & Hobbes taglines.
MLA Multi Letter Acronym
MLAS Syndrome: um, I forgot what that means.
MLAS: Mind (or Memory) Like A Sieve
MLASBWABHII [Mind Like A Steel Bucket With A Bloody Hole In It])
MLASS Mind (or Memory) Like A Steel Sieve
MLB: Memory Left shift and Branch
MLP: Make Lousy Program
MLP: Multiply and Lose Precision
MLR: Move and Lose Record
MM-mm MM-mm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup, MM-mm Good!
MMF: Melt Main Frame
MMLG: Make Me Look Good
MMM..., No Sir..., I Don't Think So- Mr Horse.
MMM..., Shiny Butt! - Mr Horse.
MMMMMMMMEAT - Tinker Galoot.
MMMMMmmmmmm <Whack> <Slam> Hot, Too Hot.
MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog! - Homer Simpson
MMMMyy dddaaammmnnn kkkeeeyyys aarreee sssttuucckk
MMMmmmm... OOOhhhh... AAAhhhh... Baby! This candy is good!
MMMyyy rrreeepppeeeaaattt kkkeeeyyy iiisss ssstttuuuccckkk.........
MMP? You voted for MMP? Now you've gone and done it!
MNI: Misread Next Instruction
MNP - Modem Needs Pizza?
MNP means Modem Needs Pizza.
MNP: Modemer Needs Pizza...
MNP: Man Needs (er ahem, ah, wellCENSORED)
MNP=Modemers Need Pizza
MOBIUS STRIPPERS never show you their back side
MOCCASINS(n):Imitations of real transgressions.
MOCCASINS: Imitations of real transgressions.
MODELS do it beautifully
MODELS do it beautifully.
MODELS do it in any position
MODELS do it in any position.
MODELS do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on
MODEM Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM - Money OweD to tElecoM
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
MODEM - My Other Dollar Eating Monster ... sorry kids
MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM : What to do with tall weeds
MODEM = Mechanism for acquiring massive phone bills
MODEM = Monumentally Overpriced Data eating Machine.
MODEM = USRobotics 21.6K HST / DUAL W/FAX !
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MODEM N,: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM......A proven deterrent to phone solicitors
MODEM: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM: The root of all evil.
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds.
MODEM: The root of all evil.
MODEM: What to do with tall weeds
MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a spoon!
MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a Pepsi!
MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a spoon!
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MODESTY---What women in labor soon get over.
MODESTY: What women in labor soon get over.
MODOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launcher.
MOG: Make Operator Growl
MOLE: A small, burrowing mammal, comprised of 6.023e23 molecules...
MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes
MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes.
MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager
MOM! Chad stole my tagline!
MOM'S HINT #001: Cut off the crusts.
MOM'S HINT #002: Make real cocoa.
MOM'S HINT #003: Hang their drawings on the fridge.
MOM'S HINT #004: Say the clay ashtray is what you always wanted.
MOM'S HINT #005: Sing silly songs.
MOM'S HINT #006: Make goofy faces.
MOM'S HINT #007: Let them take off the training wheels.
MOM'S HINT #008: Remind the Tooth Fairy about inflation.
MOM'S HINT #009: Buy a good stain remover.
MOM'S HINT #010: Let them keep the kitten.
MOM'S HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved.
MOM'S HINT #012: If you don't know, say so.
MOM'S HINT #013: Let grandma spoil them.
MOM'S HINT #014: Let them stay up just a little bit longer.
MOM'S HINT #015: Lock up the good china.
MOM'S HINT #016: Tickle.
MOM'S HINT #017: Be a good sport.
MOM'S HINT #018: Be a good friend.
MOM'S HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice.
MOM'S HINT #020: ALL mothers are working mothers.
MOM'S HINT #021: Ultimatums don't work.
MOM'S HINT #022: Bribes work.
MOM'S HINT #023: Hysteria will get you nowhere.
MOM'S HINT #024: Their first summer at camp is murder.
MOM'S HINT #025: Let them lick the spoon.
MOM'S HINT #026: Learn lots of lullabies.
MOM'S HINT #027: Breastfeeding in public goes over better in Europe.
MOM'S HINT #028: Learn to handle sleep deprivation.
MOM'S HINT #029: Have an answer ready for "Where do babies come from?"
MOM'S HINT #030: Don't flinch when they grow taller than you.
MOM'S HINT #031: Going to college don't mean they won't come back.
MOM'S HINT #032: Don't teach them to parallel park.
MOM'S HINT #034: Think quick.
MOM'S HINT #035: Improvise.
MOM'S HINT #036: Sympathize.
MOM'S HINT #037: Remember: It's just a phase.
MOM'S HINT #038: "Wait till your father gets home" is a cop-out.
MOM'S HINT #039: "Because I said so" is a good reason.
MOM'S HINT #040: Never tell them how much they'll inherit.
MOM'S HINT #041: Teach them four precious words: "We can't afford it.".
MOM'S HINT #042: Carry Wash'n Dri.
MOM'S HINT #042: Carry Wash'n Dry.
MOM'S HINT #043: Smile when you change that diaper.
MOM'S HINT #044: It's absolutely okay to say "No".
MOM'S HINT #045: Buy chunky peanut butter in jumbo jars.
MOM'S HINT #045: Buy peanut butter in jumbo jars.
MOM'S HINT #046: Run a credit line at the toy store.
MOM'S HINT #047: Forget suede.
MOM'S HINT #048: Teachers ARE underpaid.
MOM'S HINT #049: Learn the rules of football.
MOM'S HINT #050: Teach them to write thank you notes.
MOM'S HINT #051: Your teenage daughter WILL find you embarrassing.
MOM'S HINT #051: Your teenager WILL find you embarrassing.
MOM'S HINT #052: Cheese food is not cheese.
MOM'S HINT #053: Thirteen is too late to put them up for adoption.
MOM'S HINT #054: Potty training builds character (yours).
MOM'S HINT #055: Sibling rivalry builds character (theirs).
MOM'S HINT #056: Worry, worry, worry.
MOM'S HINT #057: Childbirth is not for wimps.
MOM'S HINT #058: Stretch marks are a badge of honor.
MOM'S HINT #059: Half your brain leaves with the placenta.
MOM'S HINT #060: Donate pre-pregnancy jeans to charity.
MOM'S HINT #061: Don't read the label on baby formula.
MOM'S HINT #062: With luck, they'll call you once a week when they leave
MOM'S HINT #063: With luck, they won't call collect.
MOM'S HINT #064: With luck, they'll pay for their own therapy when grown
MOM'S HINT #065: No matter what, they'll always be your babies.
MOM'S HINT #066: The older they get, the wiser you'll seem.
MOM'S HINT #067: Just when you've got them figured out, they change.
MOM'S HINT #068: Kiss it an make it better.
MOM'S HINT #068: Kisses it an make it better.
MOM'S HINT #069: Make ice cube popsicles.
MOM'S HINT #070: If you promised, do it.
MOM'S HINT #071: Watch what you promise.
MOM'S HINT #072: When in doubt, say "We'll see."
MOM'S HINT #073: Bunk beds are cool.
MOM'S HINT #074: You'll sometimes act just like YOUR mother.
MOM'S HINT #075: Buy Permapress.
MOM'S HINT #076: Use the honor system.
MOM'S HINT #077: You can only shoot so much videotape.
MOM'S HINT #078: Pose good questions.
MOM'S HINT #079: Colic happens.
MOM'S HINT #080: Cowlicks happen.
MOM'S HINT #081: Look what being a martyr got Joan of Arc.
MOM'S HINT #082: A dishwasher is not a luxury.
MOM'S HINT #083: The new math is harder than the old math.
MOM'S HINT #084: Let's hear it for leftovers.
MOM'S HINT #085: Don't leave their teddy bear behind.
MOM'S HINT #086: Learn to make daisy chains.
MOM'S HINT #087: Not everyone can be a valedictorian.
MOM'S HINT #088: They're never too old to scold.
MOM'S HINT #089: They're never too big to hug.
MOM'S HINT #090: They're never too smart to receive some good advice.
MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your leftovers.
MOM'S HINT #092: Don't remind your grown son you changed his diapers.
MOM'S HINT #093: If they grow up to be doctors, take the credit.
MOM'S HINT #094: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT #095: If they become pro-athletes, take the house & car.
MOM'S HINT #096: If they become politicians they were switched at birth.
MOM'S HINT #097: Don't teach the kids your fear of bugs.
MOM'S HINT #098: Take them to a petting zoo.
MOM'S HINT #099: Don't use a pediatrician who isn't a parent.
MOM'S HINT #100: You can never have too many Kleenex.
MOM'S HINT #101: Reserve the New Year's Eve babysitter on January 2.
MOM'S HINT #102: You can blame just about anything on teething.
MOM'S HINT #103: Some of the great minds of our time were bed wetters.
MOM'S HINT #104: Let someone else break the news about Santa Claus.
MOM'S HINT #105: Not everyone can win the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
MOM'S HINT #106: Iodine really DOES sting.
MOM'S HINT #107: Mother's Day comes but once a year--milk it.
MOM'S HINT #108: Adjust allowances for cost of living.
MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.
MOM'S HINT #110: Don't let the kids forget Father's Day.
MOM'S HINT #111: Tie their mittens together.
MOM'S HINT #112: When they say they've got to go, stop!
MOM'S HINT #113: An unmade bed is easier to get into.
MOM'S HINT #114: Prove there's no monster under the bed.
MOM'S HINT #115: Hugs are the antidotes to nightmares.
MOM'S HINT #116: Don't put their favorite blankie in the wash.
MOM'S HINT #117: Disney World is not optional.
MOM'S HINT #118: A little fast food never killed anyone.
MOM'S HINT #119: They already know more about computers than you do.
MOM'S HINT #120: Even George Bush didn't eat his broccoli.
MOM'S HINT #121: Teach the kids to recycle.
MOM'S HINT #122: Someday your son will love another woman.
MOM'S HINT #123: When they leave home, you'll actually miss them.
MOM'S HINT #124: Whatever your age, you're too young to be a grandma.
MOM'S HINT #125: The more they tease you, the more you're loved.
MOM'S HINT #126: Always make their favorite dish when they visit.
MOM'S HINT #127: Believe it or not, SATs aren't everything.
MOM'S HINT #128: Yes, it's important they wear what their friends wear.
MOM'S HINT #129: Teenagers are SUPPOSED to dress goofy.
MOM'S HINT #130: Yes, we're all tired of dinosaurs.
MOM'S HINT #131: Anyone can make a secret special sauce.
MOM'S HINT #132: Buy them a globe.
MOM'S HINT #133: Socks and underwear are not gifts.
MOM'S HINT #134: Ear thermometers beat rectal any day.
MOM'S HINT #135: Hide old toys and reintroduce them next week.
MOM'S HINT #136: Bribe the babysitter with Hagen-Dazs.
MOM'S HINT #137: No matter what, your son will wind up with a toy gun.
MOM'S HINT #138: No matter what, your daughter will want Barbie.
MOM'S HINT #139: No matter what, you will memorize GOOD NIGHT MOON.
MOM'S HINT #140: Puberty was hell for you too.
MOM'S HINT #141: They'll always bring home their laundry.
MOM'S HINT #142: Courage.
MOM'S HINT #143: Grace doesn't count unless it's under pressure.
MOM'S HINT #144: Many geniuses were late bloomers.
MOM'S HINT #145: When you retire, feel free to spend their inheritance.
MOM'S HINT #146: Hold their hands during vaccinations.
MOM'S HINT #147: Look encouraging at the dentist.
MOM'S HINT #148: Don't give your son a crew cut.
MOM'S HINT #149: "Bambi" is too scary for five-year olds.
MOM'S HINT #150: Froot Loops are NOT a balanced meal.
MOM'S HINT #151: Yes, they need all sixty-four Crayolas.
MOM'S HINT #152: No, they can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #153: Chicken soup couldn't hurt.
MOM'S HINT #154: Keep the cookie jar full.
MOM'S HINT #155: Tuck them in.
MOM'S HINT #156: Add sound effects to the bedtime story.
MOM'S HINT #157: No, they REALLY can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #158: Gingerbread houses aren't worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #159: Tollhouse cookies ARE worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes.
MOM'S HINT #161: Don't tell you helped blow out the candles.
MOM'S HINT #162: Kids give more gifts than they'll receive.
MOM'S HINT #163: Kids WILL drink straight from the carton.
MOM'S HINT #164: Look sad when the snowman melts.
MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.
MOM'S HINT #166: A sense of humor is a necessity.
MOM'S HINT #167: They don't call it women's intuition for nothing.
MOM'S HINT #168: Insist on short-haired dogs.
MOM'S HINT #169: Coax the cat out of the tree.
MOM'S HINT #170: For the last time, a pony is out!
MOM'S HINT #171: Sew name tags in their underwear.
MOM'S HINT #172: Be a den mother.
MOM'S HINT #173: Let your daughter have a training bra.
MOM'S HINT #174: Buy your share of EXPENSIVE Girl Scout cookies
MOM'S HINT #175: Cultivate the art of napping.
MOM'S HINT #176: Washable markers aren't.
MOM'S HINT #177: Help build a sandcastle.
MOM'S HINT #178: Let them make a fort out of boxes.
MOM'S HINT #179: Piano lessons aren't for everyone.
MOM'S HINT #180: Tell Dad to share the toy trains.
MOM'S HINT #181: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOM'S HINT #182: Host a slumber party.
MOM'S HINT #183: Don't hover.
MOM'S HINT #184: Childhood doesn't go as fast as they say.
MOM'S HINT #185: Don't make your twelve-year-old shop for underwear.
MOM'S HINT #186: Take snapshots on the first day of school.
MOM'S HINT #187: Help carve a pumpkin.
MOM'S HINT #188: Sail paper airplanes.
MOM'S HINT #189: Teach them to whistle.
MOM'S HINT #190: Volunteer for class trips.
MOM'S HINT #191: Join the PTA.
MOM'S HINT #192: Don't panic.
MOM'S HINT #193: Hunt for four-leaf clovers.
MOM'S HINT #194: Befriend other mothers.
MOM'S HINT #195: Don't let kids record answering machine messages.
MOM'S HINT #196: Scotchguard everything.
MOM'S HINT #197: There's a little Martha Stewart in all of us.
MOM'S HINT #198: Never use the check-out with the candy display.
MOM'S HINT #199: All car trip diversions last three minutes.
MOM'S HINT #200: Snowsuits induce the desire to go to the bathroom.
MOM'S HINT #201: Let them eat Oreos inside-out.
MOM'S HINT #202: Be ready when kids ask "What were the Beatles?".
MOM'S HINT #203: You did SO do that at their ages.
MOM'S HINT #204: The more solemn the moment, the louder they cry.
MOM'S HINT #205: Kids get dirty quicker on more important occasions.
MOM'S HINT #206: Don't take kids grocery shopping on empty stomachs.
MOM'S HINT #207: Forget your moral objections to pacifiers.
MOM'S HINT #208: Forbidden junk food will be eaten at neighbor's house.
MOM'S HINT #209: Prohibited TV shows will be watched at neighbor's home.
MOM'S HINT #210: Tell know-it-alls: Mind your own business.
MOM'S HINT #211: Put a lock on your bedroom door.
MOM'S HINT #212: Trust your instincts.
MOM'S HINT #213: Occasionally you WILL use the TV as a babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #214: If they won't clean their plates, use smaller plates.
MOM'S HINT #215: Pack school lunches with good trading items.
MOM'S HINT #216: There's a lot of wisdom in MAD magazine.
MOM'S HINT #217: Don't flush the fish.
MOM'S HINT #218: Let them eat cake.
MOM'S HINT #219: Let them eat animal crackers.
MOM'S HINT #220: Keep smiling.
MOM'S HINT #221: There's no escaping car pools.
MOM'S HINT #222: Yes, they'll need braces.
MOM'S HINT #223: Yes, they'll need stitches.
MOM'S HINT #224: Guilt is an art form.
MOM'S HINT #225: Curfews are made to be broken.
MOM'S HINT #226: Dry their tears.
MOM'S HINT #227: Play Name the State Capitals.
MOM'S HINT #228: Teach them to read maps.
MOM'S HINT #229: Do a jigsaw puzzle together.
MOM'S HINT #230: Ask only that they try their best.
MOM'S HINT #231: Your son's wife will not be pretty enough.
MOM'S HINT #232: Your daughter's husband will not earn enough.
MOM'S HINT #233: When they have kids, they'll REALLY appreciate you.
MOM'S HINT #234: Grandchildren are for spoiling.
MOM'S HINT #235: Transfer old home movies to video.
MOM'S HINT #236: Make lemonade from real lemons.
MOM'S HINT #237: It's your duty to brag.
MOM'S HINT #238: Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes.
MOM'S HINT #239: Be sure to mention that your grandson has your smile.
MOM'S HINT #240: Let your daughter think she's a better mother than you.
MOM'S HINT #241: When daughter's in labor don't say "Now you know.".
MOM'S HINT #242: Teenage daughters are hazardous to your health.
MOM'S HINT #242: Teenager are hazardous to your health.
MOM'S HINT #243: Teenage sons are hazardous to their own health.
MOM'S HINT #244: How long CAN you put off the birds & bees lecture?
MOM'S HINT #245: How many times can you rewrite your will?
MOM'S HINT #246: Never buy retail.
MOM'S HINT #247: Cheer when they get their driver's licenses.
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
MOM'S HINT #249: Send a care package to college.
MOM'S HINT #250: Resist the impulse to clean their dorm rooms.
MOM'S HINT #251: If they become Ivy Leaguers it's because of YOUR genes.
MOM'S HINT #252: If they're going to State, it's because of Dad's genes.
MOM'S HINT #253: Teach them to swim early.
MOM'S HINT #254: Insist on bike helmets.
MOM'S HINT #255: Learn CPR.
MOM'S HINT #256: Take them to the circus.
MOM'S HINT #257: Send an apple for the teacher.
MOM'S HINT #258: No blue hair.
MOM'S HINT #259: Remind them when it's your silver anniversary.
MOM'S HINT #260: Forbid them to put you in a nursing home.
MOM'S HINT #261: Threaten to haunt them from beyond the grave.
MOM'S HINT #262: Ask them for advice once in a while.
MOM'S HINT #263: Look humble when they say "How'd you do it, Mom?"
MOM'S HINT #264: Pass along your wedding dress to your daughter.
MOM'S HINT #265: Give Snickers at Halloween.
MOM'S HINT #266: Remember the names of their stuffed animals.
MOM'S HINT #267: Watch all the Peanuts TV specials.
MOM'S HINT #268: Buy industrial-size detergent boxes.
MOM'S HINT #269: Learn to say "Watch out!" with feeling.
MOM'S HINT #270: Buy them cool lunch boxes.
MOM'S HINT #271: Remain calm when you find your son's "Playboy".
MOM'S HINT #272: Remain calm when you find daughter's birth control.
MOM'S HINT #273: Your daughter's house will never be as clean as yours.
MOM'S HINT #274: Dance a tango at your child's wedding.
MOM'S HINT #275: Reminisce.
MOM'S HINT #276: Make their Halloween costumes.
MOM'S HINT #277: Play Scrabble with them.
MOM'S HINT #278: Play cards with them.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good news and bad: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good/bad news: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #280: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're walking.
MOM'S HINT #280: Good/bad news: Before you know it, they're walking.
MOM'S HINT #281: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're talking.
MOM'S HINT #281: Good/bad news: Before you know it, they're talking.
MOM'S HINT #282: Good news & bad: Before you know it they're in college.
MOM'S HINT #282: Good/bad news: Before you know it they're in college.
MOM'S HINT #283: Keep a first-aid kit handy.
MOM'S HINT #284: You and Dad need a "Date Night".
MOM'S HINT #285: Let them make their own sundaes.
MOM'S HINT #286: Don't show their dates naked baby pictures.
MOM'S HINT #287: Traditions are important.
MOM'S HINT #288: Don't forget, each new kid is a tax deduction.
MOM'S HINT #289: Teach them to love libraries.
MOM'S HINT #290: Help start a stamp collection.
MOM'S HINT #291: Give pennies for piggy banks.
MOM'S HINT #292: Learn to love Trolls.
MOM'S HINT #293: Pray for a chicken pox vaccine.
MOM'S HINT #294: Don't insist on combing your daughter's hair in public.
MOM'S HINT #295: Try to get some breakfast in them.
MOM'S HINT #296: Ice cream still solves most problems.
MOM'S HINT #297: You can't praise a kid too much.
MOM'S HINT #298: Buy them a good dictionary.
MOM'S HINT #299: Let them have an aquarium.
MOM'S HINT #300: Shiny thing in driveway is your kid's new retainer.
MOM'S HINT #301: Always look before sitting.
MOM'S HINT #302: Have a snowball fight.
MOM'S HINT #303: Hold hands while crossing.
MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.
MOM'S HINT #305: No matter what, they'll bring home colds from school.
MOM'S HINT #306: Remember what happened to Joan Crawford.
MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.
MOM'S HINT #308: Attend school plays.
MOM'S HINT #309: Don't yell at Little League umpires.
MOM'S HINT #310: Junior High is traumatic.
MOM'S HINT #311: Everyone tries to get out of gym class.
MOM'S HINT #312: Before disciplining -- decompress.
MOM'S HINT #313: They'll outgrow their shoes before the laces get dirty.
MOM'S HINT #313: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT #314: Let them play dress up.
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
MOM'S HINT #316: Learn to catch a boomerang.
MOM'S HINT #317: If they created it at camp, put it on display.
MOM'S HINT #318: Food fights happen.
MOM'S HINT #319: Get washable wallpaper.
MOM'S HINT #320: Don't let them call you by your first name.
MOM'S HINT #321: They DO look cutest when they're sleeping.
MOM'S HINT #322: Tell ghost stories.
MOM'S HINT #323: Kids love antiheroes.
MOM'S HINT #324: Remember how your mother felt about Mick Jagger.
MOM'S HINT #325: Celebrate Velcro!
MOM'S HINT #326: Record their singing.
MOM'S HINT #327: She's all grown up when she stretches your sweater.
MOM'S HINT #328: You know your son's grown up when he blushes.
MOM'S HINT #329: Hang a tire swing.
MOM'S HINT #330: They'll eat paper and dirt and survive.
MOM'S HINT #331: If all else fails, take them to the video arcade.
MOM'S HINT #332: Let them get their ears pierced.
MOM'S HINT #333: Monster truck rallies can be educational.
MOM'S HINT #334: Let them play cowboy.
MOM'S HINT #335: Discourage them from tying up the babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #336: Don't hold up other people's children as role models.
MOM'S HINT #337: When they fall asleep in the stroller, don't move them.
MOM'S HINT #338: Show them photos of yourself as a child.
MOM'S HINT #339: Let's hear it for stereo headphones.
MOM'S HINT #340: Cartoons are a good way to learn classical music.
MOM'S HINT #341: Don't kiss teens in front of their friends.
MOM'S HINT #342: No credit cards until they graduate.
MOM'S HINT #343: Check before believing Dad said it was okay.
MOM'S HINT #344: Murphy's Law is true.
MOM'S HINT #345: Feel free to remind them of your labor pains.
MOM'S HINT #346: Sometimes you'll have to tell little white lies.
MOM'S HINT #347: Remember that you used Cliff Notes too.
MOM'S HINT #348: At least comic books mean they're reading.
MOM'S HINT #349: Disposable diapers are worth the guilt.
MOM'S HINT #350: Don't buy infant clothes without snaps.
MOM'S HINT #351: Clothes that fit just right are too small.
MOM'S HINT #352: Everybody's a critic.
MOM'S HINT #353: Get call waiting.
MOM'S HINT #354: If you have teenagers, get your own phone.
MOM'S HINT #355: You know more about chaos theory than most physicists.
MOM'S HINT #356: Grass stains are Mother Nature's way of saying "Hi".
MOM'S HINT #357: Nervous breakdowns-Nature saying "Take it easy.".
MOM'S HINT #358: Arrange to sleep in at least once a month.
MOM'S HINT #359: Know when enough is enough.
MOM'S HINT #360: Don't mention their zits.
MOM'S HINT #361: When technology is ready, clone yourself.
MOM'S HINT #362: Let your daughter wear your high heels.
MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.
MOM'S HINT #364: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book.
MOM'S HINT #365: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOMMY.COM and DADDY.COM not present..Dowhatchawannado!
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
MONDAY! Didn't we already have one this week?
MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
MONDAY: The day after the ball game.
MONEY GOING OUT LIKE THE TIDE!
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! (Send $20 for more info)
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. Please send $20 for more info.
MONEY TALKS but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODNIGHT!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is SEE YA!
MONEY TALKS But all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS! ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS...mine always says, "Take me shopping!"
MONKS do it by hand
MONOCHROME: Couldn't afford color.
MONOPOLY is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
MONXLA activates the 13th of any month
MOO! It's a cow thing.
MOON, FULL : An object that obscures recently discovered novae.
MOONIES do it within sects
MOONIES do it within sects.
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MOP AND GLOW: Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
MOP: Modify Operator's Personality
MOPAR = Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly!
MORAL FIBER -- Now available from General Mills.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj. Having the quality of general expediency.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj. Having the quality of general expediency.
MORBID: higher offer
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
MORE tax contributions? I gave at the office!
MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much.
MORF Male OR Female?
MORK! Is that you?
MORTHOS ACCESS -- it's not just for kids anymore...
MORTHOS ACCESS -- what do you and garbage have in common? Both dumped.
MORTICIANS do it gravely
MOSES - Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
MOSES to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go...
MOSFET's Plumbing and Fence.. A good Source for Drains and Gates.
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTHER GOOSE - A tisket, a tasket, A big mahogany casket
MOTHER'S DAY: Nine months after Father's Day.
MOTHER'S WEIGHT--- None of your damn business.
MOTHER: The parent who changes their child's smelly nappy at 3am
MOTHERS do it with their children
MOTHERS do it with their children.
MOTORCYCLE RIDERS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS do it with spread legs
MOTORCYCLISTS like it with chains.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS need a side stand.
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOXERS do it in the dirt
MOTOXERS do it in the dirt.
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTSS is an Internet newsgroup that refers to Members Of The Same Sex.
MOU: MOunt User [causes computer to screw you]
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it on the rocks
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it with ropes.
MOUNTAINEERS do it with ropes
MOUSE(n): elephant produced by Japanese engineers
MOUSE-DRIVEN: Runs at the speed of a hamster on an exercise wheel.
MOUSE.COM detected. Run CAT.EXE to delete? (Y/N)
MOUSE.COM not found. (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE: A peripheral for removing dirt from your desk.
MOUSE: Species of rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSTACHE(n):flow through buffer for dinner
MOVIE STARS do it on film
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MOZART - DIP (Decomposing In Peace)
MOn some clear disk ya' kin seek foreva'
MPE My Point Exactly!
MPLP: Make Pretty Light Pattern
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MPro 1.51 Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
MPro 1.53 Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!
MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
MR. CARSON - Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
MR. CHRISTIAN ANDERSON - Look, Ma, No Hans!
MR. ED - "Can't Talk Now, of course, of course."
MR. PAPER CUT - Joel's super hero
MR. PICKWICK - Gone to The Dickens
MR. TORN - RIP
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
MRE: Gummint efficiency. Three lies for the price of one!
MRFA : It's not just a good ideait's the law!
MRFA : Where intellectual giants come to frolic.
MRFA...<M>ales <R>econditioning <F>emale <A>ttitudes
MRFA...where mind and spirit come together and have a really good time
MRFAthe club that dares to ask the question,"Huh?"
MRFAwhere all are one and one are all
MRS. DYLAN - Lay Lady, Lay
MRS. MUIR - She Finally Gave Up The Ghost
MRS. O'LEARY'S COW - Kicked the Bucket
MRZ: Make Random Zap
MRducks. MRnot! MRso! Cedar wings? ...Whale oil beef hooked, MRducks!
MS DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS DOS of Borg: Press any key to be assimilated...
MS Visual Basic - You too can program like Bill Gates
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in!
MS Windows Pen Extensions: Are we mice, or are we pens?
MS Windows support line, how may we defenestrate you?
MS Windows! From the people that brought you EDLIN!
MS Windows, from the people who brought you EDLIN.
MS Windows, yesterday's software tomorrow!
MS Windows....Symbolism without Substance!
MS Windows: vedi, vidi, shelfi
MS Windows: How to turn a 486DX into an Etch-A-Sketch
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS decided that in NZ, they'd skip to DOS 7 (to avoid sux)!
MS gives you WindowsOS/2 gives you the whole house.
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore Julian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (J)ulian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore Julian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore.
MS-DOG Error #10: Upgrade will cost $25, available in 1 week.Promise!
MS-DOG Error #11: Nothing serious...Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.
MS-DOG Error #3: Keyboard not found...press RETURN.
MS-DOG Error #4: Press any key to continue, any other key to quit.
MS-DOS - celebrating ten years of continous obsolescence.
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
MS-DOS 6... from the makers of EDLIN!
MS-DOS 6.0 -- Now you can't just blame Windows!
MS-DOS 6.0 Error! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS-DOS 6.0: The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS
MS-DOS 6.x problem! (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS = Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS = Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS = suit & tie * Mac = cool shades * Amiga = high heels & a whip
MS-DOS ERROR:Corrupted File (A)bort (R)etry (F)TP Sporken anon.
MS-DOS ERROR:Unknown Identity. (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue Microsoft
MS-DOS Rant Meter EMPTY [#################...] FULL
MS-DOS SIX.0: The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used in laborat
MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids.
MS-DOS is a boot sector virus!
MS-DOS is to a real OS as "creation science" is to paleontology.
MS-DOS must die!
MS-DOS or IBM-DOS? What's the diff?... Arghhhhhh!
MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
MS-DOS.DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS6: Brought to you by the creators of DOS 4.0
MS-DOS6: From the creators of EDLIN, DOS 4.0 & WINDOWS.
MS-DOS: Celebrating 13 years of continuous obsolecence.
MS-DOS: Celebrating 13 years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: MR-DOS's sister; DR DOS: MS-DOS's Gynecologist.
MS-DOS: Mister Satan's Demonic Operating System
MS-DOS: Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS: The McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS: if you believe in a flat Earth, this is the OS for you.
MS-DOS: Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS: Just Say No!
MS-DOS: Microsoft Seeks Dominion Over Society
MS-DOS: Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS: My Slow Dratted Old System.
MS-DOS: Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS: celebrating fifteen years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: celebrating nearly fifteen years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms.
MS-DOS: the McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Ronald Reagan of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Democrats.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
MS-DOS? Foutjuuuuh bedankt!
MS-Windows - A colorful clown suit for DOS.
MS-Windows from the People who brought you EDLIN!
MSDOS 6 is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS 6.0 - Because there aren't enough problems in the w
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22MAKE IT STOP!
MSDOS is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS upgrade installed - press your luck to continue.
MSDOS&PCDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
MSDOS, PCDOS, DRDOS, 4DOS, DILDOS
MSDOS: Just Say NO!
MSFT: ManySystemsFailingTogether
MSFT: ManySystemsFailingTogether
MSG 1 of 16534 (sigh)
MSG...COOH(CH2)2 CH(NH2) COONa.
MSGD: Make Screen Go Dim
MSI - Connecting The World In '94
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
MSM: (Madras & Southern Mahratta Railway) Mail Slowly Moving.
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSPI: Make Sure Plugged In
MSR: Melt Special Register
MST3K Rocks !!!!!!! (cough, hack, Wheeze)
MST3K: Funnier than Siskel. Thinner than Ebert.
MST3K: THE ECHO Oh bite me, it's fun!
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO "Oh byte me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO - "Byte me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO - "Cheesy Movies For A Cheesy World"
MST3k: The Gathering
MST: Mount Scotch Tape
MSTie and Fanimaniac
MSTies of Borg: Assimilate the tapes.
MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus
MT%HRDV: Mag Tape \(em High speed Rewind and Drop Vaccuum
MT-ness is owning a Roland...
MT: Muddle Through
MTE: Mangle Tape on Exit
MTG may not be an RPG, but it's a damn fine card game!
MTI: Make Tape Invalid
MTP: MounT Programmer
MTV - Where's the music? On VH-1! :)
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think
MTV -- why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, or speak...
MTV: Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
MUDDERS DO IT over the internet.
MUDDERS do it over the InterNet
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand house renovating method.
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand land clearance method.
MUDders do it over the InterNet.
MUG: Make Ugly Graphics
MUHAMMED ALI - Punched out
MULTITASKERS do it everywhere: Concurrently!
MULTITASKERS do it everywhere: concurrently
MULTITASKING: Blinking BOTH eyes at the same time.
MULTITASKING: Leaving a message AND a tagline.
MULTITASKING: Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING: Taking a shower while you mail downloads.
MULTITASKING: Walking and chewing gum.
MULTITASKING: Honking horn and running over cat.
MULTITASKING: Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING: Screwing up several things at once!
MULTITASKING: Start a download. Get a beer.
MUM: Multi-Use Mnemonics
MUNG - Recurisve acronym for "MUNG until no good".
MURPHY (Swami) activates Apr 15th
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Smiling makes people wonder what you're thinking.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: The best way to hold someone is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS - Things get worse under pressure.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX - Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: "This won't hurt, I promise."
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Do it only with the best.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: It is always the wrong time of month.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love comes in spurts.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Nothing improves with age.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex has no calories.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The world does not revolve on an axis.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Virginity can be cured.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will.
MURPHY'S LAW: If something can go wrong, it will.
MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE ***
MUSIC HACKERS do it at 3 am
MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly
MUSIC HACKERS do it in concert
MUSIC HACKERS do it in scores
MUSIC HACKERS do it with more movements
MUSIC HACKERS do it with their organs
MUSIC HACKERS want to do it in realtime
MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord
MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord.
MUSICI Musicians do it together.
MUSICIANS do it in the practice room.
MUSICIANS do it on a higher scale.
MUSICIANS do it rhythmically
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
MUSICIANS duet better.
MUSICIANS duet.
MUSICIANS know how to blow.
MUST you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle ?
MUST you homosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?
MUST...DESTROY...MANKIND.......oops! Time for lunch!
MUTANTS = Men Under the Arcane Notion They're Special.
MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED!
MUTANTS: Men Under The Arcane Notion They're Special.
MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.
MW: Malfunction Whenever
MW: Multiply Work
MWAG: Make Wild-Assed Guess
MWAH Goodnight, everybody!!! - Yakko
MWC: Move and Wrap Core
MWT: Malfunction Without Telling
MY "homosexual agenda" is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY CAR: at least now we know who owns that car...
MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN ANY DOG!
MY Cat's on Steroids - it's NOT a pussy any more.
MY DEBT: on a New York car.
MY EYES HURT! - Danny Dp
MY FAMILY SAYS I'M A PSYCHOPATH, BUT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
MY GET UP AND GO----HAS GOT UP AND GONE
MY GIRLFRIEND IS SCHIZOID. SHE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
MY GOAL: To comfort the afflicted, and to afflict the comfortable!
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, sorry-didn't know y
MY GOD! SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY KARMA JUST OVERCAME MY DOGMA.
MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode.
MY NAME is O J but not Simpson it is O JENSEN!
MY OTHER SHIP IS A CUBE TOO : Borg bumpersticker
MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
MY Sysop lets me say things like C E N S O R E D
MY TAGFILE IS TAGLINEALLY CHALLENGED!!!!
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS STILL BOARDING AT THE STATION.
MY computer only accepts CHOCOLATE chips!
MY fun meter is PEGGED! But it's a *LOW* number!!
MY hEAD X-RAy shOwed NotHinG.
MY homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY question is not WHO changes the bags but WHERE does he put them?
MY sysop can beat YOUR sysop!
MYAM Molly Yard At Midnight, i.e., things CANNOT get worse.
MYCAPSLOCKANDSPACEBARAREBROKEN!
MYOB, Gawd, everyone thinks they're a moderator!
MYOB, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER
MYOB, I am not off topic!
MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the moderator.
MYOB, junior moderators are not needed here.
MYOB: "Forgive me, father. I am a worm." -- The Kurgan
MYOB: "The secret of life isMYOB: a nectarine." -- Q
MYOB: "We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!"
MYOB: All the world's a stage, and I must be a stand-in.
MYOB: Confusion is brought on by a firm grasp of reality.
MYOB: Distance lends enchantment to the view..T.Campbell
MYOB: Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, right!
MYOB: Having lost faith in reality, give me a good fantasy.
MYOB: I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
MYOB: I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
MYOB: I'm weird, too, that makes two of us.
MYOB: If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.
MYOB: If it wasn't for me, myself and I; I'd be alone.
MYOB: If this is my life, I demand a recount.
MYOB: Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
MYOB: Life after death? Is that like terminate and stay resident?
MYOB: Life is an adventure if you play it right.
MYOB: My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
MYOB: Reincarnation, the opportunity to mess up all over again.
MYOB: To thine own self be true, to all others - improvise.
MYOB: Words of truth seem contradictory.
MYRA I FOX (remember her?) is the Moderator here, now!! **HI, MYRA**!
MYRA.DUF found (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
MYREVNG: My Revenge (Divorcee).
MYTAGS.TAG 26484199 08-17-93 7:33p - The Ultimate!!!!!!!!
MYTH: When a wedding ring is placed on a woman, her brain stops.
MYZRATI: Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose.
Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y Tagline ag*##ain.
Ma Bell, lines so quiet you can hear a carrier drop!
Ma bearins, ma poooor bearins!" Scotty
Ma boli te lud, pravi se ku*rac !
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Ma nemam vise bre ni tagove!
Ma ti uopste ne razmisljas.Da razmisljas-ti bi se ubio!
Ma trzam ja, al' :)))
Ma'am will do in a pinch. However, I prefer `Captain'. -Janeway
Ma'am! Ma'am? You forgot your hot rollers - Mike
Ma'am, I can make it any size you want - Odo
Ma'am, there's a Mr. Carter here about the room.
Ma'am, we need hookers - Crow as Texan
Ma, @FN@'s is beating up on me again!
Ma, I just killed a guy, gimme a break - Crow
Ma, I say! Lee's as eely as I am!
Ma, Orville's is beating up on me again!
Ma, naostrio se on propisno da nauci nesto.
MaMANo Hunter Yohko: I'd be glad to be hunted.
Maa haa haa it is my time to shine!
Maah's Law: Things go right so they can go wrong.
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head
Maat, Goddess-Named-Truth.
Mabon: Circa Sept 21 Autumnal equinox; God prepares for his death.
Mac - a computer for those who can't handle reality
Mac -- an IBM built by Fisher-Price.
Mac Attack: Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers!
Mac Error: Like, dude, something messed up.
Mac detected entering network...Kill it? (Y/HELL YEAH!)
Mac does what Windoze don't
Mac error message: "Like, dude, something totally went wrong."
Mac error message: "Like, dude... Something went TOtally WRONG!"
Mac error message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac error message: "Um, dude, this is like, totally bogus."
Mac error message: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac error message:"Like, dude, uh, something's wrong."
Mac error msg: "Like, dude, something, uh, went wrong..."
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac screen msg: Hey Dude! Bogus keypress, Dude!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac user's life: 1/3 sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting
Mac users do it slow and easy...
Mac users laugh at OS/2 users. Why? OS/2 users use Windows apps.
Mac vs OS/2: The Mac still has faster graphics support.
Mac vs OS/2: What? No Quicktime?
Mac vs. Windows'95 = Tyson vs. McNealy.
Mac'88 == Win'95
Mac, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.
Mac, it's already gone to far. - Richie Ryan
Mac, it's already gone too far. - Richie Ryan
Mac, this is Dana Scully. Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod...
Mac, will we ever have to face each other? - Richie Ryan
Mac-In-A-Sac: Apple Powerbook Computer
Mac: An Etch-A-Sketch you don't have to shake
Mac: The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake to clear the screen!
Mac? No thank you, I already own a good paper weight.
MacArthur was wrong - Law School is hell!
MacArthur was wrong. Law school is hell!
MacAttack...The Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
MacBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
MacGlaughlan Group from the skies - Mike on parachuters
MacGyver creates life from Ductape and a pack of matches
MacIntosh - The step between Nintendo and IBM!
MacIntosh... Your nightmares come true!
MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntosh: A computer with permanent training wheels.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
MacIntosh: computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntoshYour nightmares come true!
MacIntyre and Pierce, that's what happened! - Frank Burns
Macax: Computer shut-down.
Macek doens't suck....he just blows!
Macek has near-death experience. GIF at 11.
Machine Coders do it in bytes.
Machine independent code isn't.
Machine language programmers DO IT with a monitor.
Machine language programmers do it bit by bit
Machine language programmers do it very fast.
Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-independent program [Will not run on any machine]
Machine-independent: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-indepenent program: Program that will not run on any machine.
Machines should work; people should think.
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
Machinists do it to exacting tolerances.
Machinists drill often.
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Machinists make the best screws.
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Macho Tim: Tracker
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
Macho does not prove Mucho.
Macho does not prove mucho - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Macho is among the leading causes of death.
Macho woman: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start.
Macho, macho robot! - Tom sings
Macho: A man who jogs home from a vasectomy.
Macindouche...A procedure for deleting old files on a Mac.
Macintonym...Any computer phrase that contains the word "Mac."
Macintosh (n). -- An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
Macintosh - the step between Nintendo and IBM.
Macintosh - when you need your software spoon-fed to you.
Macintosh = Computer with training wheels.
Macintosh Power PC...Now on sale at Toys-R-Us and 7-11 stores everywhere.
Macintosh Screen Message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Macintosh error message: Like, dude, something went wrong or something.
Macintosh error message: "Something went wrong, dude."
Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"
Macintosh font imitation #127: SaN fRaNcIsCo
Macintosh is NOT a virus...Viruses *DO* something!
Macintosh programmers do it in windows
Macintosh- The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh-PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macintosh. Makers of fine rainwear for over 60 years.
Macintosh....an "Etch-a Sketch" You Don't Have to Shake!---
Macintosh...from the people who brought you the Lisa.
Macintosh...just another rotten Apple.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh: The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: The only computer for which a keyboard is optional.
Macintosh: The only computer for which the keyboard is optional.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you can't shake.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't shake.
Macintosh: An IBM with brains and talent.
Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but fewer games available.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo, but fewer games available
Macintosh: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The OS Hangs!
Macintosh: That single step between Super NES and an IBM.
Macintosh: The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: [icon of shit] Shit Happened ID = 02
Macintosh: the etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh=Hackintrash
Macintosh? No thanks, I already have a trash can.
Macintush...the butt of the computer indutry.
Mack the Mouse ANSI Cartoons - Lunatic Fringe
Macka je najbolja covekova prijateljica.
Macro Macro Macro
Macro - Expression of surprise, as in "Holy Macro!"
Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro".
Macro me baby!, Macro me hard!, Macro me fast!
Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise as in Holy Macro.
Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise: Holy Macro.
Macross II!!!!!! ((((((((((((((((((( -=*BOOM*=- )))))))))))))))))))
Macross' little-known cousin: Alvin the Purple.
Macs are for people who can't understand "COPY" or "DIR".
Macs are to computing what Barney is to entertainment.
Macs are too dumb to understand what a virus is!
Macs make great paperweights.
Mad Cow Disease ! What will those Brits think of next !
Mad Nigel sees leg in dam.
Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum set!
Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum!
Mad at your neighbour? ... Buy his kid a drum!
Mad cow disease can be neutralized with A-1 Steak Sauce.
Mad cow disease is an udder distaster for the Brits.
Mad love, Shadow love, Random love, and Abandoned love..
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
Mad, bad and dangerous to know
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad: Tosses computer from window. Sane: Tosses Windows from computer.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of Stan independence.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad: Affected with a lot of intellectual independence.
Madam I'm Adam
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam
Madam, my name is Adam.
Madam, this bed/nest is alive.
Madam: For whom the belle tolls.
Madam: For whom the belle trolls.
Maddam: your washing is done.
Made In Canada...
Made In Japan. (Everything else is.)
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Made for HBO: THe King In Yellow. With free YELLOW SIGN!
Made it back, but we lost him. Radiation poisoning. - Franklin
Made my Computer Happy, Deleted OS2, Installed Win 4.
Made my Monday, a great day! Thank you!
Made out of gold and you can't be sold - Hendrix
Made this from a soft serve yogurt machine -Tom on gadget
Madmyke from Easy Pc BBS, Belgium, Europe.
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. - Spock
Madness in the method...
Madness makes sense!
Madness takes a toll make sure you have the exact change.
Madness takes it toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll... Exact change please!
Madness takes it's toll...Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's tollPlease deposit exact change..
Madness takes it's tollPlease have exact change.
Madness takes its toll - exact change, please.
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
Madness takes its toll. Have exact change ready.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes its toll. Please use exact change only.
Madness takes its toll. Exact change only, please.
Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
Madness takes its toll. Please deposit exact change.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Madona's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna *is* Italian. Does she take Zucchini and...? Never mind!
Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madonna Gump: I am like a box of chocolates. Eat me!
Madonna Gump: Lak a chocolate, licked for the very 1st time.
Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time.
Madonna is a new low in popular culture.
Madonna wears the latest in Ferengi female fashion
Madonna wears the very latest in Ferrengi female fashion.
Madonna will do it in her under garments.
Madonna's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna, behind the green door. --Tamarian Pornography
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
Madrid 1492: Oust infidels! 1992: Welcome folks!
Madrone! With what I've heard about Klingons & Cherokees, it
Mae West had a Cockatiel...but she preferred a Cock-a-too....
Mae West of Borg, come on over and be assimilated some time.
Maestro survives lightning hit: He was a poor conductor.
Mafia Barney: I love you, you love me. Or else, see?
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [y/n]?"
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you last chance, [Y/N]?"
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"
Mafia Gump: Chocolates! We don't need so steanking Chocolates!
Mafia hires Pro Wrestlers to assassinate OJ - Nat. Enq. [Duhhhh.]
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italia
Mag-nif-ique 'Bot Tom! - Tom sings
Mage: The Ascension.
Magenta has just released the dogs. -- Riff Raff
Magenta has just released... the dogs.
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Orville.
Mages do it with crystal balls
Mages do it with more Intelligence...
Mages do it with their familiars.
Mages don't kill people! SPELLS kill people!
Mages rule - Darkwood
Maggag: A perfume strip magazine insert.
Maggie - A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Maggie = Brave on the keyboard, but shy in person
Maggie found the secret of youth. She lies about her age.
Maggie is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Maggie prefers me talkative, I can tell...
Maggie's 51% Sweetheart...49% Bitch.....DON'T PUSH HER!!!
Maggie's so fat, she could sell shade.
Maggie's so fat, she uses the 118 as a Slip n' Slide!
Maggie's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read,"to be continued"
Maggie's so old that she doesn't learn history. She remembers it.
Maggie, honeyNo I don't feel the 3rd little bump..just the 1st 2.
Maggie, you got me wishing we were hugging and kissing.
Maggie. I may never hold you again..eww, stinky pants! - Homer
Maggit: A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
Magic Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
Magic Johnson did not practice safe sex, and we made him a hero.
Magic Marker...Now you see it, now you
Magic Users do it with their hands.
Magic Users have crystal balls.
Magic doesn't discriminate. Incoming fire has the right of way.
Magic is a foot in the door of Time.
Magic is but true love of life and spirit... Magick Happens! May the
Magic is but true love of life and spiritMagick Happens!
Magic is just undiscovered technology -- Dr. Strange
Magic is not an exact science.
Magic is real, unless declared integer.
Magic is real, unless declared interger.
Magic runs through my fingers, one touch you'll see!
Magic users DO IT with their hands.
Magic-Users Do It With A Puff of Smoke
Magic: The Gathering! It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Gathering Cards are the SF world's form of crack...
Magic: The Gathering weaves a powerful spell.
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Gathering! It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Imitators
Magically Endowed Polka-Dotted Sabre-Toothed Giant Space Hamster.
Magicians DO IT with rabbits.
Magicians are a vanishing species.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Magicians do it the rite way.
Magicians do it with a flourish.
Magicians do it with mirrors.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Magicians do it with sleight of hand.
Magicians don't toss spells off the tops of their heads.
Magicians never die, they just get a new wand! Old wizards never die;
Magick Happens! May the
Magla me cuvala od pogleda, bojim se sjecanja
Magma Giant Space Hamster.
Magna Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Magnag: Magazine renewal sent a year before a subscription runs out.
Magnesium (Mg) 24.31200
Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Magnetic Tape: Mylar strips useful for bonding ferrous metals.
Magnocartic: An automobile that when left unattended attracts shopping carts.
Magnocartic: Any car that attracts shopping carts in a parking lot.
Magrathea: We build planets YOUR way. (Magrathean Commercial Council)
Mah homework wuz not stolen by some one-armed d00d
Mah reality check plum bounced. Cheeeiit.
Mah yo' angry when youse beautiful - Q
Mahjong Players of Borg: "All your tilesets will be assimilated..."
Mahler died for your sins.
Maid's night off, said Tom helplessly. -Edward J O'Brien
Maidenform woman: you never know when she'll be MURDERED
Mail ? What Mail ? I'm A Server, Not A Post Office !
Mail ? What Mail ? I'm a server, not a Post Office !
Mail Call, Ya' all !
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Mail Not Found: <A>bort <R>etry <B>lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame sysop.
Mail Order Department ?...%$#@& - NOT CARRIED
Mail delivery on a Platinum Server!
Mail delivery via Blue Wave!
Mail ducks go "QWK QWK QWK..."
Mail early in the millenium.
Mail found: praise sysop!
Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Orville Bullitt.
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mail is there to read.......if you have time..
Mail junkie and offline reader pimp!
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Mail me your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill and earn *BIG*.
Mail not found (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack sysop.
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail not found... Electrocute Sysop? (y/n)
Mail not found: <A>bort <R>etry <F>lail arms in panic!
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (<Ctrl><Alt><Del>)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: <A>bort <R>etry <B>lame the Mail Door!
Mail not found: <A>bort <R>etry <P>anic <B>lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (<Ctrl><Alt><Del>)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Address_Change |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_BBS_Software |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_QWK_Door |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Squish
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Sysop
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_VBBS |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Wrong_Address |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (<Ctrl><Alt><Del>).
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame Sysop
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: Begin whine/pout sequence? (Y/n)
Mail packet not found. Threaten Sysop (Y/y)
Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Mail without taglines is like Hockey without Fighting.
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to Rasta..
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
Mail, Mail Everywhere...And Not A Stamp To Lick !
Mail, Mail, The Gang's All Here !
Mail? the latest Couch Potato craze????
Mailing by ship is Cargo...Mailing by car is Shipment...???
Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.
Main Menu: (L)eech files (B)itch to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
Main squeeze indeed! I could only WISH for that!
Main use of cow hide - keeps the cow in.
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
MainDoor/2 v1.02+, LoraBBS/2 v2.40+, AMU/2 v2.01+, FastEcho/2 v1.50
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Mainframe: Very expensive peripheral for your PC.
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe? ..We don't need no steenking mainframe!
Mainiac,Those who leave Maine; Mainer, someone who stays.
Mainspring's wound too tight.
Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
Maintain my fish belly white complexion -Tom as pale girl
Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee...
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintaining Entropy. All ahead reverse.
Maintenance free: It's impossible to fix.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Maintenance mode deletes duplicate and close duplicates from database.
Maintenance release - The janitor wrote it!
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed
Mairzy doats and dozey doats and little lambsey-divey
Majestic Group, MJ-12, Jason Society..all same thing...
Majestic-12 aren't Nazis, they just employ them.
Major Frank Burns. - Potter. Just friends, sir! - Hoolihan
Major Hoolihan threw me out of the nurses' tent. - Klinger
Major Kira, do you perform rishathra? ....PLEASE????
Major Kira, report to my hot tub!
Major Kira, report to the hot tub!
Major Kira:"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree."
Major Operation: A job for the Major.
Major Triad: Name of the head of the Music Department.
Major Triad: The name of the head of the Music Department.
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
Major movements have 2 core stimuli: emotion rejection & economic hurt
Major politicians of that era were ALL Doughy Guys - Crow
Major, I just love a woman in uniform! - Quark
Majority Rule can be the worst Tyranny of all....
Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all. -- Heinlein
Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Make A Cop Come - DAIL 911
Make A Cop Come - DIAL 911
Make Alaska into two states and Texas will be 3rd largest
Make Barney have an intelligent conversation with Howard Stern.
Make Barney play with matches on any windy day in L.A.
Make Barney read anything written by Ivana Trump.
Make Barney walk around in high heels and stockings for a week.
Make Barney watch the programs he recorded.
Make Big $$$! Become a SysOp!
Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)
Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)
Make Blue Wave idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines <g>.
Make God laugh. Tell Her your plans for today.
Make God laugh.........Tell him your plans for the day.
Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
Make Love not taglines.
Make Love not war. Hell, do both; get married!
Make Love, Not War. Get Married & Do BOTH!
Make Lunch Not War .............................J.Dutton
Make Money The Old Fashioned Way --- PRINT IT!
Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit.
Make Windows Fly! Use OS/2 and throw the other...
Make Windows fly... put it on the space shuttle...
Make Windows go fast: drop it from a balcony.
Make You Die, Your Brain
Make a Batman movie but don't call Adam West - Crow
Make a Joyful Noise! ( but deny it if smelled by others )
Make a RUN for the Border...'Taco Bell'.
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Make a cat bark? Gasoline, match, kitty go WHOOOOOOF!
Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW
Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
Make a cat speak dog. Cover with gasoline, throw match. WOOF!
Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
Make a joyful noise (but deny it when smelled by others).
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye nations.
Make a joyous noise! (But deny it when smelled by others)
Make a joyous sound! (Deny it if smelled by others.)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul -- TMBG
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Make a living, but make room for life.
Make a politician keep his promise by using a quality Bajoran phaser.
Make a program fool proof and soon some fool will break it.
Make a run for her border at Lesbian Bell.
Make a saving throw? Sorry, I never learned judo.
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make a woman happy! Mail packets and Chocolate!
Make an appointment for a feminist to take a ride with Susan Smith.
Make an appointment for a gender feminist with Dr. Kevorkian.
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt to take a ride with Susan Smith.
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt with Dr. Kevorkian.
Make an octopus mad and get an obscene gesture you won't believe!
Make another pot of coffee ... I'm gonna read mail.
Make believe I'm a postage stamp...
Make believe I'm an ice cream cone
Make both love and war: Get married
Make coffee from freeze-dried fundies!
Make everyday like your last day on Earth : A lot of whimpering!
Make everything as simple as possible, but not more so.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m.
Make friends with SysOps! Page them at 3:00 am!
Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
Make friends with Sysops: Page them at 3 A.M.!
Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with Sysops; page at 3 A.M.
Make friends with a SysOp: page at 3:00am.
Make friends with airport security: Yell BMOB backwards.
Make friends with sysops, page 'em at 3am!
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 AM
Make friends with the Sysop - page him at 3am.
Make friends with the sysops: Page 'em at 4 a.m.!
Make friends with your BBS SysOp: Page him for a [C]hat around 3:00am.
Make friends with your SysOp - page him at 3 a.m.!
Make good habits and they will make you.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Make headlines -- sleep on a corduroy pillow.
Make headlines! Use a cordoroy pillow!
Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
Make her sound like a kazoo - Joel on alien lab tests
Make him an offer he can't understand.
Make input easy to proofread.
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
Make it Happen.
Make it SBD, Then hope the dog is still in the room!
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out.
Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Make it do ... Or do without.
Make it do EVERYTHING... but keep it simple....
Make it go, Daddy!
Make it idiot proof and a better idiot will emerge
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot!
Make it idiot-proof, and a better idiot will emerge.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it mad?!?! Are you nuts?!?! Commander? - Garibaldi
Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
Make it right before you make it faster.
Make it sew. - Picard to his tailor.
Make it so -- Picard
Make it so!! - Capt. Picard
Make it so, Pinky. Aye, aye, Brain...er, Captain! Narf!
Make it so.
Make it so. Sir? I mean, jam on it; do that thing!
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Make it two beers. Thinking up taglines is thirsty work.
Make it two. Thinking up taglines is thirsty work.
Make it.. make it... um, er... how does that go? Picard
Make like 80% of live births and head out.
Make like Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
Make like Ben Johnson and lose it.
Make like Camilla and spread.
Make like Christopher Columbus and sail off.
Make like Fergie and split.
Make like Houdini and disappear.
Make like Imelda Marcos and go buy a pair of shoes.
Make like Jacques Cousteau and blow this dive.
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Make like Jesus and leave us.
Make like Linda Lovelace and blow.
Make like Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost.
Make like Lorena Bobbitt and cut it.
Make like MacArthur and fade away.
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
Make like a *breeze block* (= brick) and float.
Make like a Canadian, "Eh".
Make like a Catholic and pull out.
Make like a Cobain and die.
Make like a Ferrari and burn rubber.
Make like a GMC truck and blow.
Make like a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of here.
Make like a Mexican dinner and run.
Make like a Tom and Cruise
Make like a Tom and Cruise.
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Make like a baby and head out!
Make like a bad map and get lost.
Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
Make like a banana and split.
Make like a bananna and split.
Make like a bee and buzz off.
Make like a bottom and split.
Make like a bowel and move.
Make like a boy and get lost (the Lost Boys - Peter Pan).
Make like a bread man and hall buns.
Make like a breech baby and butt out!
Make like a breech baby and get out butts outta here.
Make like a busboy and get the fork outta here.
Make like a carpenter and screw off.
Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).
Make like a check (or cheque) and get lost.
Make like a cheerleader and split.
Make like a chicken and suck seed.
Make like a chimney sweep and haul ash.
Make like a chord and get lost (the Lost Chord).
Make like a cow and mooo-ve.
Make like a cow pie and hit the trail
Make like a dick and beat it.
Make like a dick and head out.
Make like a dick and pull out of this hole.
Make like a dirty shirt and take off.
Make like a donkey and haul butt outta here.
Make like a donkey herder and move your butt.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Make like a drum and beat it.
Make like a dump truck and haul butt.
Make like a fart and blow this hole
Make like a fetus and abort.
Make like a fetus and head out.
Make like a fly and buzz off.
Make like a ghost and vanish.
Make like a glove and get lost.
Make like a goalie and get the puck outta here.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Make like a hairstyle and part.
Make like a hat and go on ahead.
Make like a hippy and blow this joint.
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Make like a hockey team and get the puck outta here
Make like a horse and hit the trail.
Make like a jet and take off.
Make like a junkie and blow this joint.
Make like a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
Make like a krieg and blitz.
Make like a leper and depart.
Make like a liberal reality and get lost.
Make like a library and book.
Make like a loser and beat it.
Make like a magician and disappear.
Make like a maid and get the sheet outta here.
Make like a mirage and fade out of here.
Make like a missile and cruise.
Make like a mountain climbing expedition and get lost.
Make like a network and disconnect.
Make like a new bride's panties and take off.
Make like a newborn baby and head out.
Make like a newsreader and reply!
Make like a nose and boogie!
Make like a nose and run.
Make like a nosebleed and head back.
Make like a nut and bolt.
Make like a nylon and run.
Make like a pair of nickers and skid.
Make like a pay cheque and get lost.
Make like a paycheck and get lost.
Make like a phantom and vanish.
Make like a plane and jet.
Make like a plane and take off
Make like a plumber and get the crap outta here.
Make like a potato and chip.
Make like a prom dress and take off.
Make like a quarterback and take a hike.
Make like a quaterback and take a hike.
Make like a rawhide bra and round 'em up and head 'em out.
Make like a sanitary towel...and press on.
Make like a serealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
Make like a sewer and get the dung outta here.
Make like a sheep and flock off.
Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
Make like a shepard and get the flock outta here.
Make like a shepherd and get the FLOCK out of here!
Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.
Make like a snail and leave a trail.
Make like a software pirate and get the phrack out of here.
Make like a strawberry and jam.
Make like a stripper and take off.
Make like a surrealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
Make like a tailor and get your butt in gear.
Make like a terrorist and blow this place.
Make like a toilet and bog off.
Make like a toilet and get the crap outta here.
Make like a tomato and ketchup.
Make like a train and leave tracks.
Make like a tree and leaf.
Make like a tree and leave.
Make like a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israel).
Make like a virgin and lose it.
Make like a weekend and get lost (John Lennon's lost weekend).
Make like a wheel and spin.
Make like a zit and head out.
Make like an alligator and drag your butt out of here.
Make like an amoeba and split.
Make like an amputee and depart.
Make like an atom and split.
Make like an e-mail network and lose it.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Make like an envelope and get stuffed!!.
Make like an epileptic and shake a leg.
Make like an exorcist and get the spell out of here.
Make like an ice cube and melt.
Make like an insect and fly.
Make like cheap jeans and fade out of here.
Make like dandruff and flake off.
Make like deodorant and roll on
Make like diarrhea and run.
Make like horse dung and hit the trail.
Make like keys and get lost.
Make like lightening and bolt.
Make like moose dung and hit the trail.
Make like mul and head.
Make like one sock and get lost.
Make like peanut butter and jam.
Make like poo and ooz.
Make like silverware and get the fork out of here.
Make like smoke and dissipate.
Make like some crusty boxers and take off.
Make like the Sahara and desert.
Make like the birds and flock off
Make like the dew and evaporate.
Make like the wind and blow.
Make like traffic and jam.
Make like virginity and get lost.
Make like your girlfriend and blow me?
Make like your hand and beat it!.
Make like your head and come to a point.
Make like your mother and |=////> me.
Make like, Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
Make like, a Canadian, Eh.
Make like, a breech baby and butt out!
Make like, a hairstyle and part.
Make like, a terrorist and blow this place.
Make love not war people probably flunked both.
Make love not war. Get married, do both.
Make love not war... or get married and do both.
Make love not war...Get married and do both
Make love not waror get married and do both.
Make love or fight. Get married and do both.
Make love when you can, it's good for you. - Kurt Vonnegut
Make love, not dog pounds Garfield
Make love, not soup!
Make love, not war - see me for details...
Make love, not war! Get married, do both!
Make love, not war. Be prepared for both.
Make love, not war. But be prepared for both.
Make love, not war. Or get married and do both.
Make love, not war. Be prepared for both
Make love, not war. See me for details...
Make love, not war; get married and do both!
Make love, not war; be prepared for both
Make love, not war; but be prepared for both.
Make love, not war; get married and do both!
Make love, they haven't figured out how to tax it yet.
Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!!
Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it - Troi
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it. X Troi
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it. þ Troi
Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it. Troi
Make me dinner, and perhaps I'll consider it!
Make me feel like a woman, ask me to do laundry
Make millions: Start a restaurant called No Stupid Birthday Songs
Make mine a "Cub" sandwich! - Shenzi
Make more than you, ya'fruit - Mike
Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Make new friends but keep the old. Like silver and gold.
Make new friends but keep the old...One is silver and the other gold.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver...the other, gold.
Make no campaign promises you have not already kept.
Make offer or buy all for $100.00 Shipping or COD not included.
Make peace not war...now try and tell it to a red dragon!
Make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
Make plans as complex as necessary, but give simple orders.
Make rice, not war.
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today
Make someone happy. Mind your own business.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the car behind you.
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a be
Make something idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make something positive out of something negative.
Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
Make sure all variables are initialized before use.
Make sure comments and code agree.
Make sure the file is convertible.
Make sure you get water in every wound - Crow
Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully.
Make sure your part is gouged into your skull - Crow
Make ten copies of this tagline and send it to ten friends.
Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends.
Make that Nag screen pretty and I'll register your prog!
Make that computer Talk and Sing!
Make that two hearing aids, straight up!
Make the most of an uncertain future.
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
Make the rules for your children clear, fair & consistent
Make the same mistakes twice and you won't have time for new ones!
Make the world a better place...go off and die somewhere.
Make them eat wake
Make them?!?! I'm having enough trouble stealing them!
Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler
Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Einstein
Make this your motto: Don't die until you are dead.
Make those steaks well done, darlin'. I don't want no pets.
Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be co
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Make up your mind! The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind, Bill Clinton and stick with your decision!
Make up your mind, Edwin! The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind, Masked! The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind, Orville! The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind; do you want us to patronize you or not?
Make way for Dark Helmet..
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit.
Make welfare as hard to get as business permits.
Make wind chimes of the Holy Rings for all I care!
Make with the chow, broads! - Crow
Make with the death! - Crow during dull scene
Make you wife mad during sex.....Call her up.
Make your 486 a Game boy; type WIN3 at the C:\>.
Make your 486-50 perform like a Gameboy, use Windoze.
Make your 486-50 preform like a Gameboy, use Windows.
Make your boyfriend angry during sex: Point and laugh!
Make your boyfrined angry during sex: Tell him he's doing it wrong!
Make your captain wear a condom or don't let him into your foxhole.
Make your congressman work. Don't re-elect him.
Make your dreams your goals, not your goals your dreams.
Make your mark in this world or at least spray in each corner.
Make your own XT! Run your 386 under Windows!
Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows!
Make your wife angry during sex. Call her up.
Make your wife angry during sex: Phone her.
Make your wife co-sysop, share the blame.
Make your wife mad during sex..Call her up.
Make yourself necessary to somebody. -Emerson
Make yourself necessary to somebody. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make-up improves Mother Nature but doesn't fool Father Time.
Make... the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay...
Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
Makeout police! Come out with your lips up! - Mike
Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language.
Makes me want 2 write poetry - or eat M&Ms,I 4get which.
Makes me want to write poetry - or bake a ham, I forget which. - Dot
Makes more sense when you're tripping.
Makes my do-lap proud! - Mike
Makes no difference...He's Alive!!!!
Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it? Can we have your liver?
Makethe taglines go awaaaaaaay...
Makin' her shake like a Californian quake.
Making Explosives: Stan Wellback
Making S'mores! - Crow on buring building
Making a book is as much a craft as making a clock.
Making a deal with Congress is like paying a cannibal to eat you last
Making a deal with Congress is like paying a cannibal to eat you last.
Making a deal with Democrats is like paying a cannibal to eat you last
Making a fool of yourself isn't so bad if you realize who did it.
Making a living selling lemonade.
Making abortion illegal will only cause illegal abortions
Making all his nowhere plans for no collective.
Making believe that you just don't feel the same
Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Making deals with N. Korea is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Making love Twenty Times a Day, by Dick Kurtz
Making love ain't a game, it's an art form.
Making love and she has a 4 hour orgasm then I realize she's epileptic.
Making love to his tonic and Gin -Billy Joel
Making me thense to watch the way she breed...Fear,
Making of a Terrorist - Mike
Making payments on the orthodontist's Porsche!
Making preliminary search of area - Crow in Deep 13
Making the most of the raw meterials of futility. --Vonnegut
Making this clock run again will be a breeze, Tom said windily.
Making tomorrow's mistakes today!
Mala Jela na travicu sela,termite broji dok se lozom poji
Mala Mira kurca ne bira.
Malaria: Several shopping Stores.
Malayalam (language of the Malayali people in Kerala, southern India).
Malcolm X - skip the movie, read the book
Male :-Female >-
Male Child Abuse: Football in school and calling it education
Male Child Abuse: Football in school and calling it education.
Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating)
Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating).
Male Republicans vote for Bush!!!!
Male and female he created them. - Genesis 1:27
Male bashing is not feminism. Male bashing is sexism.
Male bonding: Half a dozen guys glued to a TV watching football.
Male bonding: Half a dozen guys glued to a TV.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Male feminists are sheep in sheepskin clothing. Ewe guys are terrific.
Male gender biased - prefers men who shave their chests
Male homosexuals need to RECTIFY their situation!
Male menopause: Change of wife.
Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.
Male-bashing is a hate crime.
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Males and money don't mix.
Males get PMS too--they catch it from females.
Males: primary victims of all violent crimes except rape.
Maleski! This guy's a pig...and so are you. Did you program this guy
Mali je pokrio lice rukama, ali je ostao bez bubrega
Malibu Barbie Car! - Mike
Malice drinks one-half of its own poison - Seneca
Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power.
Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! -Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas
Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it.
Mallard: brand of awful smelling soap -JCF
Mallets by Bashum & Warner of Beverly Hills.
Mallwaltzist - Person hired to demonstrate pianos and organs in malls.
Malpractice makes malperfect.
Maltigo : Mall confusion about which direction one entered from.
Mama Burger, Papa Burger... Hmmm...
Mama Mama Mama weer all crazee now!
Mama always said...: Life is a box of chocolates.
Mama always says, "Life is like a box of Moxes."
Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
Mama don' 'low no pseudonecrobeastaphilaphobia roun here
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's!
Mama said there would be days like this....
Mama told me there'd be years like these.
Mama warned me about Orville Bullitt!
Mama warned me about Orville!
Mama warned me about women like Orville!
Mama warned me about women like Taxi!
Mama's Don't let her babies grow up to be Sysop's
Mama's got a squeezebox; Daddy doesn't sleep at night
Mama, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be moderators
Mamas don't let your daughters marry O.J.!
Mamas dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Spoo-boys!!
Mamas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Mamie Eisenhouwer-y? - Mike on odd 50s woman
Mamie Van R-r-r-r-r-r! - Tom leers
Mamma's dont' let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Trek Fans...
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be lawyers...
Mammogram: A telegram to Mom.
Mamogram: A telegram to Mom.
Man <looking at spotted dress>: "Polka dot?" Dot: "If you insist..."
Man <looking at spotted dress<: "Polka dot?" Dot: "If you insist..."
Man (n) an abbeviation of woman
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man Loves A Rubber Woman'.
Man MUST reach for the stars, else he will wither and die -Heinlein
Man Vs. Beer: A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer can't interrupt.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't snore.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't sulk.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer never needs a shave.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer tastes good.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer will only come when you want it to.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer won't switch the TV channel.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer won't tease you because you once liked Manilow.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer wouldn't waste its money on Play beer magazine.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playboy.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
Man Vs. Beer: Hangovers go away.
Man Vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Man Vs. Beer: Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
Man Vs. Beer: You don't have to let a beer win.
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
Man and wife make one fool.
Man attacked and killed by toilet bowl.
Man be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, pissn it.
Man bites mad dog feminist, film at eleven.
Man bites mad dog feminizt, film at eleven.
Man can not live on beer alone. But it's sure fun trying
Man can not live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
Man can produce nothing - Modify or consume - To modify he consumes.
Man cannot live on beer alone..but its fun trying!!
Man cannot live on bread alone; that's why there's orange marmelade.
Man cannot live on head alone.
Man cannot live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
Man caught steaing taglines from Congress, News at 11.
Man created God in his own image.
Man developed faith to meet a God already there.
Man dies with overheated imagination....News at 11
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!
Man does not live by coffee alone Have a cigarette
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Doughnut!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
Man does not live by lesbians alone.
Man doth not live by bread alone. - Deuteronomy 8:3
Man fails to protect, persecution results; women fail, she is protected
Man finds winning lottery ticket in dog's mouth.
Man from NYC: Connecticut? WHOA! Ya mean...you've seen a tree?
Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas
Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas.
Man has a cock that won't crow.
Man has his will Woman has her won't!
Man has his will - but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Man has his will, but woman has her way!
Man has his will. Woman has her won't!
Man has never been the same since God died. --Millay.
Man has no automatic code of survival.
Man has the one true religion. Several of them! - Twain
Man hits smiling psychic - says he was just striking a happy medium.
Man hunts in sport... the beast dies in ernest.
Man in love with dimple make mistake marrying whole girl.
Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?
Man invented alcohol; God invented pot. Who do you trust?
Man invented language to satisfy a deep need to complain.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
Man invents invisible car - car lost in parking lot!
Man is God's version of virtual reality.
Man is a complex being, he makes deserts bloom and lakes die
Man is a dog's best friend, and a cat's slave.
Man is a dog's idea what God should be.
Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be.
Man is a dominating animal by his nature. - Hobbes
Man is a fool, always wanting what is not.
Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
Man is an animal that thinks; chicken is an animal that flies.
Man is born into trouble, as the sparks fly upward. - Job 5:7
Man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward..Old Test., Job
Man is by nature a political animal. Aristotle
Man is free to think as his reason tells him. -- Spinoza
Man is great by thought. Blaise Pascal.
Man is not a pet. Man is one of Nature's mistakes.
Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.
Man is not made for defeat. Spencer Tracy
Man is powerless to resist evil if he does not recognize it as such
Man is that he might have joy. - Joseph Smith
Man is the bad child of the universe.
Man is the measure of all things. --Protagoras
Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Man is the only animal which blushes. Or needs to. - Twain
Man is the only animal with the true religion...several of them- Twain
Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device -- Kirk
Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device.
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times...
Man killed by family cat, after shooting it eight times.
Man kills family at breakfast table, says he did it for "KIX"!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
Man made alcohol. God made marijuana. Who are you going to trust?
Man made beer; God made grass, who do you trust.
Man made booze, God made grass -- who do YOU trust?
Man may work from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.
Man must be faithful to himself. -- Paine
Man must reach for the stars, else he will wither and die.
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets.
Man only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Man pines to live but cannot endure the days of his life.
Man says body is his wife, but she tells police it isn't.
Man says body is is wife, but she tells police it isn't.
Man seen pushing clone off bell tower busted for obscene clone fall.
Man seen pushing clone off bell tower busted for ooscene clone fall!
Man shall follow my command, Sorcery shall conquer my fear.
Man shall not live by bread alone..New Testament, Matthews
Man should be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, piss on it.
Man stagnates if he has no ambition,...
Man stands in corner with hands in pocket not feel crazy, feels nuts.
Man still bears the indelible stamp of his lowly origin. --Darwin.
Man swallows frog. Doctors fear he might croak.
Man that lightening sounds clo........NO CARRIER
Man that lightning sounds clo.*&^^%$@~NO CARRIER
Man that shit was dope!
Man that was one big TAGLINE file glad that over...
Man the battlestations - someone wants to reason with us!
Man this runway is short.. Yea, But look how wide it is..
Man trouble? Don't those words automatically go together?
Man troubles? Don't those words automatically go together?
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory - must be willing to travel.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Man was predestined to have free will.
Man was so vis, and then he made Windows.
Man whitewashes; God washes white.
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass makespectacle of self.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew. (Confucius)
Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Man who fight with wife in morning, get no piece at night.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
Man who finger woman during her period, gets caught red handed
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling
Man who get hit by car,get that run down feering
Man who gets kicked in testicles is left holding bag.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who go out with flat chested woman have right to feel low.
Man who go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly fingers.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Man who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
Man who goto bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with brown finger
Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.
Man who invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up.
Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth.
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low down.
Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who marry girl with no bust, should feel low down.
Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Man who neglects his duty as a citizen isn't entitled to his rights.
Man who put cream in tart not always baker. --Confucius
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
Man who put woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt woman doing it.
Man who screws woman on hill not on level. -- Confucius
Man who sinks into woman's arms soon has arms in woman's sink.
Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands..
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius)
Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.
Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who walks thru closing airport gates is going to Bangkok
Man will never be contented until he conquers death.
Man will survive into eternity he's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
Man will ultimately be goved by God or tyrants. -Benjamin Franklin
Man with 42 bullet wounds killed in Gang War walks away!
Man with Severe Headaches finds a spoon under his Scalp!
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Man with athletic fingers make broad jump.
Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump. (Confucius)
Man with atletic finger make broad jump.
Man with closed mouth gathers no foot!
Man with erection who walks into a wall, breaks his nose.
Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.
Man with hands in pockets always on the ball
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
Man with steel balls not play with magnets.
Man with vasectomy : O-//->
Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Man without a cat purring on his lap is like a tagline without a perio
Man without a cat purring on his lap is like a tagline without a point
Man your ships! And may the Force be with you! - Dodonna
Man your ships! And may the Force be with you! -- Leia
Man your skates! And may the Force be with you!
Man your skates, @FN@! And may the Force be with you!
Man! That was REALLY WEIRD! How long was I out?
Man's constitutional rights conflict with woman's protection, bye rights
Man's greatest problem is man himself. - Billy Graham
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn.
Man's religions... Satan's idea, not God's!
Man's rights can be violated only by the use of physical force.
Man's the bad child of the universe. Oppenheim
Man, Hasselhoff can't suck it in like THIS guy - Mike
Man, I Knew You Were Stupid!, But Your A Nincum Poop - Ren.
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal! - HHGttG
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal! - Zaphod
Man, I hate it when my Tagline ends up being to long for
Man, I really like cattle - Crow as Texan
Man, I really smelled up the joint - Mike
Man, I'm tired of being right. - Ace Ventura
Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble. -- Job
Man, born of woman, is of few days- Job 5:5
Man, does he ever stop telling war stories? - Keffer
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Man, if you can't out-act a post- Crow
Man, my friend...we will throw rocks at them. --Mike the Computer
Man, that lightening sounds clo NO CARRIER
Man, that lightening sounds clo.a=o NO CARRIER
Man, that lightning sounds clo#!%*&$@ NO CARRIER
Man, that lightning sounds clos\#!&^@$# NO CARRIER
Man, that lightning sounds clos\#)!&^#~%##% NO CARRIER
Man, that was -awful-!
Man, that's a short runway.. Yea, but sure is wide though..
Man, the air is bumpy today. Hopefully I haven't got a flat.
Man, this chin is filthy - Mike
Man, this place comes alive at night - Crow on restaurant
Man, what a huge ear! - Crow
Man, would I like a .GIF of HER!
Man, would I like a .GIF of HIM!
Man, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
Man-portable equipment never says how many men.
Man. A creature with two legs, no feathers and a soul.
Man. Is he Flemish! - Tom on villain
Man: A creature made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.
Man: Great concept, bad engineering.
Man: Great idea, bad design.
Man: A creature made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.
Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant.
Man:Saint of Hopeless Causes * Tom:He was w/the Mariners
Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision.
Managed to pull it off w/out a moments suspense - Crow T. Robot
Management - a substitute for herding cats ... sort of like Moderating
Management is the art of getting other people to do all the work.
Management not responsible for stolen taglines.
Management reserves the right to steal & use all good Taglines.
Managers do it by delegation.
Managers have someone DO IT for them.
Managers have someone do it for them.
Managers make others do it.
Managers supervise others.
Managing a network is like trying to herd cat's.....\
Managing engineers is like herding cockroaches
Managing men is like trying to herd cats.
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
Manaiaturists do it with as little as possible.
Manana: Stew Layt
Manana: Stew Layt*
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Mandysh Makora!
Manemiff: A bad hair day.
Mangled text... Wasn't that a sidedish offered by Boston Chicken?
Mango-mania! - Tom
Manholes are round, therefore I'm in perfect shape!
ManiaTag:"And now, please welcome my assistantPinky!" - Brain
ManiaTag:"I'm in considerable pain." - The Brain
Maniac, when have you known someone to actually take your advice?
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts.
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...
Maniac: He who leaves Maine. Mainer: he who stays.
Manic Depressive: A man pressed down to the floor.
Manic.com Corrupted! Abort, Retry, Load-Depression.com instead?
Manicurists have polish and style!
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Manjana znaci sutra. Pidzama znaci veceras.
Manje kucaj, vise tucaj :)
Mankind comes from 2 curious words, "mank" and "ind". -Jack Handey
Mankind is made up of 2 mysterious words, "mank" and "ind".--J.Handey
Mankind owes to the child the best it has to give.
Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. -- Ambrose Bierce
Mankind...The public enemy's not the man who speaks his mind -Anthrax
Mankinds final Creation will be a six foot hole.
Mankinds last words: "Hey general! What's this button do?"
Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too! -- Butthead
Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too. huh huh huh
Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
Manly, yes, but HE likes it, too!
Manners are acquired, not inherited! S. PENN
Manners are noises you don't make while eating soup.
Manners? ... Must've left MINE in a jar, somewhere. :-(
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Manual Writer's Creed: Garbage in, gospel out.
Manual labour: reading the manual.
Manual's out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Manual? Do I look like a sissy to you?
Manual? What manual?
Manual? What manual? This is UNIX!
Manual?? Oh, you mean the thing you wipe up coffee with?
Manuals come out after all possible keystrokes fail.
Manuals come out, after all possible keystrokes fail.
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Manuals: Never has so much been so confused by so many.
Manuals: for those who can't spare 3 weeks on trial & error.
Manuals? MANUALS!?! I doan' reed no steenkin' manuals!!
Manuals? We don't need no stinkin' manuals!
Manuel: I know not'ing, Meester Fawlty
Manuel: Que? Basil: No, it's NOT OK!
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Manuska? Oh, that's my manicurist - Mike
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota
Many Bothans died to bring us this information. - Mon Mothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information...
Many Coke junkies are switching to Diet Pepsi.
Many Myths are based on truth.
Many Myths are based on truth. Spock, stardate 5832.3.
Many Windows applications use the default printer.
Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette.
Many a false step is made by standing still.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. -- Shakespeare
Many a good message ends with a bad Tagline.
Many a good message ends with a bad recipe.
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Many a slip between cups.
Many a true word is spoken in jest. -- English Proverb
Many a war's been lost by one man doing nothing.
Many a woman borrows a man's heart; very few could possess it.
Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a string.
Many a yo-yo think he have world on string.
Many animals at the zoo, die of boredom. Wouldn't you?
Many are absent from reality physically and/or mentally.
Many are called, but few are at their desks.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do t
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Many are called, few volunteer.
Many are called, most won't go.
Many are clothed but few are dressed.
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Many are cold, few are frozen.
Many are educated... few are learned...
Many are educated...few are learned.
Many are the varnish; few are the wood.
Many be called, but few chosen. - Matthew 20:16
Many books are written because they should not have been!
Many can rise to the occasion, but few know when to sit down.
Many don't speak their own language any more.
Many eyes go thru the meadow, but few see the flowers.
Many false prophets shall rise, and shall decieve many. (Matt 24:11)
Many false prophets will come and deceive many.(Matt.24:11)
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
Many foxes grow grey but few grow good.
Many hands make light work.
Many hands make light work. John Heywood (1497-1580)
Many have quarreled about religion that never practiced it - B. Franklin
Many horses, far away - Mike on soundtrack
Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
Many kiss the hand that they wish they could bite off.
Many kiss the hand they wish they could bite off.
Many lessons take a lifetime to learn. -- Raging Eagle
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many miles to go before I sleep.
Many nails build a crib, but one screw fills it.
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Many of this country's heroes were once Boy Scouts.
Many of us have excellent aim in life, but no ammunition.
Many pages does a thick book make.
Many pages make a crowded castle.
Many pages make a thick book.
Many pages make a thick book. To bad yours are blank!
Many people act as though they are godlike - but *I* never act!
Many people are unenthusiastic about your work.
Many people discovered America. Columbus had a press conference.
Many people have shining qualities beneath a rough exterior.
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
Many people own cats...on go on to lead normal lives.
Many people own catsand go on to lead normal lives.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
Many rednecks never go out in the sun -- how did their necks get red?
Many suitcases look alike.
Many that are wits in jest are fools in earnest.
Many things are more than just the sum of their parts.
Many tombstones should read: "Died at 30. Buried at 60."
Many who plan to repent at the 11th hour die at 10:30.
Many who plan to seek God at the 11th hour...Die at 10:30!
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough to be so
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. - Thomas Fuller
Many would be cowards if they had the courage.
Many, O Lord my God, are the wonders You have done.
Mapping? No, I'm not mapping. I thought YOU were mapping!
Mar&co
Maradonna ... oh dear, the hand of God again ...
Marbury v. Madison makes all unconstitutional laws NULL and VOID!
Marcel Proust is a yenta.
March 26, 1827. Beethoven begins decomposing.
March into hell for a heavenly cause. Vote Democratic.
Marching band members DO IT in patterns.
Marching band members DO IT with a leader.
Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind. - Han Solo
Marching to a different kettle of fish
Marching to a different kettle of fish.
Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish...
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana*
Mardon DeMichele - ICS Publicity
Mares eat oat, and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy!
Mares eat oats and Does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy....
Margaret, I'll trade my maintenance for your nurse-looking-after.-Hawk
Margaret, my brains are on fire. - Hawkeye
Margaret, we won't get anywhere if you keep holding back. - Hawkeye
Margarine headaches : this kind must not be set off by dairy products
Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequila mockingbird!
Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there. - Homer
Marge, anyone can miss NZ, all tucked away down there. - Homer Simpson
Marge, is this a pimple or a boil? Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. - Homer
Marginality confers legitimacy on one's contrariness.
Margrane - Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly.
Margrane: Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly.
Maria after sex: "You'll be back!"
Maria's need for {gasp!} 200 floppies for saving ZIP files.
Marie-Joseph? It's a lovely name! It just sounds silly, that's all.
Marijuana - Nature's way of saying Hi dude.
Marijuana carpets? - Tom
Marijuana smokers will forget they read this tagline in 24 hours.
Marijuana- Nature's way of saying Hi dude.
Marillion, Meatloaf, Savatage (alot).
Marilyn Monroe? A vacuum with nipples.
Marine - Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
Marine wisdom: 1+2=3. Therefore 4+5=6.
Marine- Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
Marine: Dead shit happens.
Mariner's opening day - Tom on sandlot baseball game
Marines have to be told when they're having fun.
Mario :-)
Mario Andretti might drive a Daytona.
Mario Andretti might drive a Gran Prix.
Mario is good. But I don't see a spark in his eye anymore.
Marion Barry's Reelection Campaign: Give him another Crack at it!!!!
Marion Barry: Gram for gram, D.C.'s best mayor ever.
Marion Barry: The Most Famous Mayor In The World(c)1995 by C.Robinson
Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules: Paula See
Mark Holtz - Founder & Co-Moderator..... QUANTUMLEAP
Mark Holtz - Founder & Co-Moderator..... TREK_VOYAGER
Mark Holtz, Babylon Five Fan
Mark Holtz, Chief Engineer-Starbase Cosgrove
Mark Holtz, ExUseListMaster
Mark Holtz, Needs A Vacation
Mark Holtz, Never Heard Of Him
Mark Holtz, Now accepting quotes for a *BUG FREE* Pentium 90 PCI Syste
Mark Holtz, Now accepting quotes for a 486DX2-66 VLB System
Mark Holtz, Republican - And proud of it!
Mark Holtz, Smeghead
Mark Holtz, Works Too Hard
Mark Holtz, [Space for Cute Saying For Rent! $5/week]
Mark Holtz, aka mholtz@netcom.com
Mark Holtz, member-The TechnoMages
Mark Livingston - Condom poster child for 1994.
Mark Livingston - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Mark Livingston - Poster child for Densa.
Mark Livingston - Poster child for birth control.
Mark Livingston only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Mark Livingston wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Mark Russell in `96! It can't get worse, but it can get funnier.
Mark Twain had it right, of course.
Mark Twain: When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Mark of a true professional: Giving more than you get
Mark of the beast, behold the trifixion.
Mark one of the following: (A) True (B) False
Mark! Mark! (Hairlip Dog)
Mark's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations. HELP US!
Mark's mark: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
Mark, I said TUCK the kids in bed!
Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
Marketing reps do it on comission.
Marketing reps do it on commission.
Marks' Law: A fool and your money are soon partners.
Marlin Perkins of Borg. You will be assimilated in Mutual of Omaha.
Marlo Thomas is "That Guy" - Mike on ugly girl
Marlyn Bumpus is closing in on 6000 Taglines.
Marlyn is the most sensible looking person talking nonsense.
Marmal - The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade.
Marmal: The bits of orange peel suspended in marmalade.
Marmalade, said the newly hatched chicken.
Marriage - a step towards death or divorce.
Marriage - to some men, it's only a part-time jab.
Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of wa
Marriage Recipe: 1 man, 1 woman, shake well, simmer and serve.
Marriage Witness Entries required
Marriage by a TV evangelist is actually considered legal in most states.
Marriage by a TV evangelist is actually legal in most states.
Marriage causes dating problems.
Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative
Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.
Marriage ends in death or divorce.....How dismal! How true!
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures -Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
Marriage is 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is Grand...Divorce is 20 Grand...
Marriage is Grand; Divorce is Ten Grand!
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Marriage is a 50/50 deal. I make it, she spends it.
Marriage is a desperate thing -John Selden
Marriage is a gas! Pardon me while I lift my cheek.
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private nature
Marriage is a great institution - no family should be without it.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make -George Jessel
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is a premature punishment for those who get divorced.
Marriage is a serious step ... even for a horse. MR.ED
Marriage is a souvenier of love.
Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls and Reno.
Marriage is a war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
Marriage is an institution -- but who wants to live in one?
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to be institutionalized?
Marriage is based on incompatability. Your income-her patability.
Marriage is better than bachelorhood. HAHAHA!
Marriage is fun. It can also be dangerous.
Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes.
Marriage is grand....DIVORCE twenty grand!
Marriage is like Pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Marriage is like a dog: chained, restrained, refrained! Pi** on it.
Marriage is like a hunting license-One dear at a time
Marriage is like a novel, but the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is like a tourniquet; it stops your circulation
Marriage is like horseradish... men praise it with tears in their eyes.
Marriage is not a WORD, it's a SENTENCE.
Marriage is not a word - it's a sentence.
Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. -Unknown
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. - Frank Burns
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is the hangover from the intoxication of passion.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
Marriage is the only adventure open to a coward
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly - Voltaire
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy
Marriage is the rest period between romances.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is when you talk about it more than you do it.
Marriage isn't a word, it's a paragraph.
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage or a gun? --- The gun is faster.
Marriage starts with passion and leads to laundry.
Marriage! The first union to defy management.
Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.
Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
Marriage, the binding of souls. (with a ball and chain)
Marriage. What would YOU know about marriage? - Dr. F
Marriage: A process whereby love ripens into vengeance.
Marriage: A sentence, not a word.
Marriage: A sentence, not a word...
Marriage: Foreplay for divorce.
Marriage: The cure for the full wallet!
Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.
Marriage: The mourning after the knot before...
Marriage: When it's legal to steal the grooms money.
Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first.
Marriage: A bribe to make the housekeeper think she is a householder
Marriage: A process whereby love ripens into vengeance.
Marriage: A sentence, not a word.
Marriage: Foreplay for divorce.
Marriage: The cure for the full wallet!
Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.
Marriage: Three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
Marriage: a way of being informed of all your faults.
Marriage: for better *AND* for worse
Marriage: for better *AND* for worse.
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage? No danks, I duzn't breed well in captivity. Ya' know?
Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage? Nah, I'm not into bondage
Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage? No thanks; I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Marriages tend to spoil perfectly good relationships.
Married - treat men like vegetables. Divorced - vegetables like men!
Married by a judge? Shoulda had a jury.
Married by the law of man, divorced thanks to God.
Married men go all to pieces when their girlfriends get engaged.-BJ
Married people do it with frozen access.
Married people don't live longer; it just seems longer.
Married politicians DO IT to wife and country!
Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
Married.. Who me ? ... I can't mate in captivity.
Married? Not me... I can't mate in captivity!
Married? Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
Married? Hell no I'm not married, but my wife is for sure
Marry for love, but be sure he has plenty of money.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure -proverb
Marry me and I'll never bother you again
Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.- Groucho Marx
Marry only for love.
Marry your mistress, create a job vacancy.
Marrying is not Marriage.
Marrying is not necessarily Marriage.
Mars Needs Women! (But they'll settle for you)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for you.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Donna Shalala.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Janet Reno.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Myra I.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Orville.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for he.)
Mars Needs Women! (See if they're willing to settle for Janet Reno!)
Mars Probe ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids
Mars is small, and Jupiter big, and Saturn shows off its rings.
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
Mars needs women - no experience necessary!
Mars needs women and so do I!
Mars needs women, apply at NASA.
Mars needs women. No experience required!!!
Mars still need women? TAKE HILLARY!!
Mars will never be free until the sands run red with Earther blood!
Marsha Wallace in the stands today - Tom on weird girl
Marshall, Will, and Holly...on a routine expedition...
Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.
Martha Metz? Oh, yeah! The bitch! - Ace Ventura
Martian Furniture by Fritz of Mars - Crow T. Robot
Martin Brodeur, 1994 Calder Trophy winner!!!
Martin Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
Martin Kowalewski's post: H)umorous I)nsightful J)ust plain stupid.
Martin Marietta - Creating Tomorrow's Problems -- Today!!
Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic - Mike
Martin Pollard only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Martinii? No, that's Martinus, if I wanted two, I'd ask for them.
Marty Robbins? Nancy Walker? Sonny Burgess? - Frank
Marty Wade fan club - where we pay YOU to be a member
Martyr: A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Marv Has Date City stunned - Mike as guy reads newspaper
Marv Lintbaugh on the Excellence in Babytalk Network! --Marvin `toon.
Marv Lintbaugh on the Excellence in Babytalk Network!-"Marvin" `toon
Marv Lintbaugh on the Excellence in Babytalk Network!-"Marvin" cartoon
Marv's gonna buy a fresh dad - Tom
Marvelous How easily humans do that -- Data
Marvelous thing, technology. - Kalas
Marvelous... How easily humans do that -- Data
Marvin Gaye Sr. Admittedly he was a little strict - Crow
Marvin should really be in his car seat - Crow on teen
Marx If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. Groucho Marx
Marxism is the opiate of the athiest.
Marxists DO IT with class consciousness.
Marxists DO IT with class.
Mary Had A Little Lamb -- Aint Genetic Science Amazing?
Mary McCarthy & Lillian Helman have it out - Mike
Mary Poppins first of the Q to visit earth ...
Mary Poppins: she carried her closet with her.
Mary Shelley's "FEINSTEIN!," coming to a theater near you.
Mary had a BIG RAM -- only about a GIG or so.
Mary had a little Lamb, whose stash was white as snow....BUSTED!!!
Mary had a little RAM - - only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- but she dumped him for me!
Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM - only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- a LAMB would have been better.
Mary had a little RAM -- about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- and she's still sore ...
Mary had a little RAM -- only about 640k or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a GIG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a K or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a quarter MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- too bad she couldn't run Windoze.
Mary had a little RAM, its bits were white as snow.
Mary had a little RAM, little RAM, little RAM...
Mary had a little RAM, talk about kinky!
Mary had a little RAM. She should have stayed out of the sheep pen.
Mary had a little RAM.....16 megs or so......
Mary had a little RAM..About a meg or so.....
Mary had a little Vedek... No one was suprised.
Mary had a little Vedek...no one was surprised...
Mary had a little gram, its stash as white as snow.
Mary had a little lamb - BOY, That must of hurt
Mary had a little lamb - I wonder who the father was?
Mary had a little lamb - ain't genetic science amazing?
Mary had a little lamb - another mistake at the IVF clinic!!
Mary had a little lamb - the doctor died of shock!
Mary had a little lamb - with a little mint jelly too!
Mary had a little lamb -- The event made world history.
Mary had a little lamb -- a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb --and rice, salad & jello
Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb with mint jelly. - Dot Warner
Mary had a little lamb, Another mistake at the IVF clinic!
Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb, along with potatoes, wine and a salad.
Mary had a little lamb, and boy, was the doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, and then a few green beans
Mary had a little lamb, and was the doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, her father had a stroke.
Mary had a little lamb, some white wine, and a salad.
Mary had a little lamb, some wine, and a dinner salad.
Mary had a little lamb, talk about Kinky!
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was quite surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, then the police were called!
Mary had a little lamb, which completely baffled her doctor.
Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly - Dot's Poetry Corner
Mary had a little lamb-and boy was her doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb. .. Also a side order of fries.
Mary had a little lamb. That'll teach her to stay out of the barn.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised!
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was suprised.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.
Mary had a little lamb. Support planned parenthood.
Mary had a little lamb. That'll teach her to stay out of the barn.
Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Mary had a little lamb. Want to meet her boyfriend?
Mary had a little lamb... I've seen the scar from the caesarean.
Mary had a little lamb... and claimed the operation on Medicare.
Mary had a little lamb... and followed it up with desert.
Mary had a little lamb... and some roast spuds, peas and gravy.
Mary had a little lamb... but I guess that's not uncommon in N.Z.
Mary had a little lamb... but prefered the pony with the big dick.
Mary had a little lamb... but the mint sauce made her throw up.
Mary had a little lamb... it took 25 stitches to fix her pussy.
Mary had a little lamb... so she sued the test-tube baby lab.
Mary had a little lamb... the doctor died of shock!
Mary had a little lamb... the doctor had a shit of a time in court.
Mary had a little lamb... the little slut
Mary had a little lamb... the midwife had a heart attack.
Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly.
Mary had a little lamb...Hey Mary leave those sheep alone!
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb...guess she had alot of RAM
Mary had a little lamb...the little slut!
Mary had a little lamb...which really freaked her doctor.
Mary had a little lamb...with some white wine and a tossed salad
Mary had a little lamb.and the doctor fainted!.
Mary had a little lamb: Another mistake at the IVF clinic!
Mary had a little lamb: The doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb; it was delicious.
Mary had a little lamb; the doctor had a cow!
Mary had a little lamb; wasn't she surprised!!
Mary had a little lambwith mint jelly. - Dot Warner
Mary had a little lambwith some white wine and a tossed salad
Mary had a little palukoo or two <<BOOM>> Mary had a little palukoo st
Mary had a little pram -- punch line for sex.
Mary had a little slug, then she bought some Baysol..
Mary had a little trill, she shot it out the airlock..
Mary had a little.
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad and a little lamb.
Mary is the mother of Jesus, not the mother of God!
Mary to the three kings: "It's a girl!"
Mary was a surrogate mother.
Mary's the only one I know who tried to kill her animal guide.
Mary, The Why Fire Door...
Mary, YOU'RE WHAT!?...OK, I've got an idea... --Joseph.
Mary, her gun aimed. Dax, her slug dead.
Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the wealthy man.
Mary, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Mascara: GUI for women computer users.
Masconi? Was he some famous billiards player? - Kim
Maserati with the parking brake on. 586, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD.
Mash that avocado and add some seasoning, said Tom guacamole.
Maslacak sam vetar me nosi, ima me u tvojoj kosi, Sanja
Masochism - "Hit me, Hit me!" Sadism - "No!"
Masochist (noun): smiling Windows programmer
Masochist to Sadist: Beat me! Hurt me! Sadist to Masochist: No!
Masochist to sadist: "Hit me!" ... Sadist to masochist "No!"
Masochist: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Masochist: "Hit me!" Sadist: "No!"
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
Masochist: Hit me! Sadist: No!
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
Masochist: anybody willing to moderate LIMBAUGH.
Mason-Dixon: A line that separates Y'all from Youse Guys.
Mason-Dixon: Line separating y'all from youse-guys.
Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.
Masons do it secretively.
Masquerading as a man with a reason...
Mass Confusion, and those who cause it, on the next Geraldo!
Mass Media: The Ministry of Truth by any other name...
Mass confusion: 20 blind lesbians in a fish market.
Mass confusion? They're talking about the plot - Joel
Mass effects of watching Pauly Shore's last movie - Mike
Mass starvation: What a beautiful choice.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy!
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Massachusetts: special female facility for children visitation, no male
Massing near Sullust
Master Baiter
Master Baiter. The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Master DragonCard don't go adventuring without it -Darkwood
Master Hicks, a Mr. Barney is here to see you...
Master debaters often argue with themselves.
Master of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes)
Master of images, songs shine a light on you.
Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon.
Master the Art that controls the impure, inherit the infamous keys
Master the forces and powers of Satan
Master, a Mr. Barney is here to see you...
Master, we need your skilled hands. My skilled hands are busy!!
Master-Card Intergalactic: "So wicked, so welcome."
MasterDOS 6.0: Double your disk with Tissue Compression Eliminator(tm)
Masterbate is used to catch large fish.
Mastering others requires force; Mastering the self needs strength.
Mastermind specialist subject - the bleedin' obvious.
Mastermind specialist subject - the bleedin' obvious..
Masterpiece: The best sex you ever had.
Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work
Masters & Johnson Mobile Research Unit.
Masticate! Masticate! Masticate! Expectorate!
Masturbate - something used to catch big fish.
Masturbation = Knowing you love who you have sex with.
Masturbation doesn't cause blindness, love does.
Masturbation doesn't cause blindness. Love does.
Masturbation is coming unscrewed.
Masturbation is just sex with someone you truly love.
Masturbation is just too painful - E. Scissorhands.
Masturbation is taking matters into your own hands.
Masturbation: The human version of AUTOEXEC...BAT
Masturbation: *Safe* when your Significant Other is in her 9th month.
Masturbation: At least it's sex with someone I love!
Masturbation: Autoeroticism.
Masturbation: Can cause insanity. <- Back to the 18th Century, shmuck!
Masturbation: Doesn't cause blindness; Love does.
Masturbation: Doing it wrong ... How can you do it W*R*O*N*G??
Masturbation: Feels good, provides relief, no disease worries.
Masturbation: If you DO IT wrong How can you DO IT W*R*O*N*G ???
Masturbation: If you smoke when you finish, you're going way too FAST!!
Masturbation: Knowing you love the one you have sex with.
Masturbation: Males don't have to be *taught* how to do it!
Masturbation: Natural? Yes. Preferred? Sometimes. Fast? Usually.
Masturbation: No apology necessary if you can't keep it up.
Masturbation: No criticism of sexual performance, ever!
Masturbation: Not as good as a partner, but *always* available.
Masturbation: Nothing follows you around later that's not *attached*.
Masturbation: OOHHHHH, that F-f-f-feels so GOOOOOD, Tom ejaculated.
Masturbation: Sex with someone you truly love.
Masturbation: The speedy relief, tension reducer, erection eraser.
Masturbation: the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
Masturbators DO IT singlehandedly (sometimes).
Match makers DO IT with singles.
Match makers do it with sticks.
Match-makers do it with singles.
Mate, this bird wouldn't 'voom' if you put 4 million volts through it!
Mate, this bird wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it
Matematicar je masina za pretvaranje kafe u teoreme.
Mater of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
Mates like a Tribble.
Math & alcohol don't mix; Please don't drink and derive!
Math - the one subject that *really* counts!
Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus.
Math Problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2.
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i) ]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Math Problems? Just call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Math Problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2.
Math Problems? call 0898 10x(24+13)-(4-16)/2*21.23+34
Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive.
Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive.
Math and Alcohol don't mix: please don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive!
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive!
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive!
Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix...don't drink and derive.
Math and booze don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
Math and booze don't mix: Please don't drink & derive
Math class is tough. (Hillary Rodham)
Math illiteracy affects 7.9999857 of every 4.9999834 PENTIUMS!
Math illiteracy affects 8 of every 5 people.
Math illiteracy affects eight of every five people.
Math illiteracy affects eight out of every five people.
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
Math is supposed to be a science. I think it's a religion.
Math is the language God used to write the universe.
Math majors DO IT by induction.
Math on a pentium: 1+1=1.3457458937
Math phobic? Dial 1-800-10x(24 + 13)-(64-16)/24E2
Math problems? Call 1-800-10*(24+13)-(64-16)/2^14E2*3.14
Math problems? Call --x[y+a]sin/(x)
Math problems? Call 1-800-10*(24+13)-(64-16)/2^14E2.
Math problems? Call 1-800-10^8(24a+13)-(64Z-9%)/2+x
Math problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/24E2.
Math problems? Call 1-800-2x[3y+a]sin(5x)
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i).]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Math problems?? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-8y)/2+36x-17
Math problems??? Then call 1-800-363-(3+256)/2x(34/3.1416)/56
Math professors have bore-gasms.
Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems
Mathematicians DO IT as continuous function.
Mathematicians DO IT commutatively.
Mathematicians DO IT discretely.
Mathematicians DO IT exponentially!
Mathematicians DO IT forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians DO IT homologically.
Mathematicians DO IT in groups.
Mathematicians DO IT in imaginary planes.
Mathematicians DO IT on smooth contours.
Mathematicians DO IT partially.
Mathematicians DO IT rationally.
Mathematicians DO IT reciprocally.
Mathematicians DO IT symmetrically.
Mathematicians DO IT to their limits.
Mathematicians DO IT transcendentally.
Mathematicians DO IT variably.
Mathematicians DO IT with imaginary parts.
Mathematicians DO IT with logs.
Mathematicians DO IT with nobel's wife.
Mathematicians DO IT with odd functions.
Mathematicians DO IT with relations.
Mathematicians DO IT with sum.
Mathematicians do it ad infinitum
Mathematicians do it an uncountable number of times.
Mathematicians do it associatively.
Mathematicians do it by manipulating figures.
Mathematicians do it commutatively.
Mathematicians do it complexly
Mathematicians do it compoundly.
Mathematicians do it constantly.
Mathematicians do it continuously
Mathematicians do it continuously.
Mathematicians do it discretely.
Mathematicians do it equally
Mathematicians do it exponentially!
Mathematicians do it exponentially.
Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians do it functionally.
Mathematicians do it homologically.
Mathematicians do it in fields.
Mathematicians do it in groups.
Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes.
Mathematicians do it in numbers.
Mathematicians do it in pairs.
Mathematicians do it in periods
Mathematicians do it in power series.
Mathematicians do it in power sets.
Mathematicians do it in quadrants
Mathematicians do it in series.
Mathematicians do it in sets.
Mathematicians do it in spaces.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians do it on smooth contours.
Mathematicians do it onto others.
Mathematicians do it over and under the curves.
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular.
Mathematicians do it partially.
Mathematicians do it rationally.
Mathematicians do it recursively.
Mathematicians do it reflexively.
Mathematicians do it symmetrically.
Mathematicians do it to prove themselves.
Mathematicians do it to their limits.
Mathematicians do it totally.
Mathematicians do it transcendentally.
Mathematicians do it transitively.
Mathematicians do it variably.
Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife.
Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage.
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts.
Mathematicians do it with linear pairs.
Mathematicians do it with odd functions.
Mathematicians do it with pi.
Mathematicians do it with powers.
Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
Mathematicians do it with relations.
Mathematicians do it with rings.
Mathematicians do it with sets
Mathematicians do it with the natural log.
Mathematicians do it with their real parts.
Mathematicians do it without limit
Mathematicians do it without limit.
Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval.
Mathematicians have to prove they did it.
Mathematicians prove they did it.
Mathematicians; Don't drink and derive.
Mathematics Made Easy - by Lois Denominator
Mathematics is a subset of language, NOT the other way around.
Mathematics is the language God used to write the univers
Mathematics is the language God used to write the universe.
Mathematics tutorial .. 008 - (23^2)/4 45^-3 !3 2pi log 34*2
Mathemeticians do it exponentially!
Mathemeticians do it with sets
Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times.
Mathmaticians do it by manipulating figures.
Maths - the one subject that *really* counts!
Matilda's Sub-Committee Law: If you leave the room, you're elected.
Mating Call Of The Mail Duck: "QWK! QWK! QWK!"
Mating Call Of The Mail Duck: "QWK! QWK! QWK!
Mating call of a blonde: "I think I'm drunk"
Mating call of a brunette: "Is that darn blonde gone yet?"
Mating call of the Redneck? "Honey, you awake?"
Matowingus: When part of your sandwich flies out into your lap.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matrix me the Epson way!
Matt Lord loves a cheerful Giwer.
Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
Matt, please hand me another E.I. Brick!
Matt: Limbless man on a doorstep.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Matter of time: When someone burns a flag and calls it kinetic art.
Matter will be damaged in direct propartion to its value.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to it's value
Matter/anti-matter, the debate continues....
Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance?
Matthew 24:10 | And then shall many be offended,...
Matthew 24:11 | And many false prophets shall rise,...
Matthew 6:11 | Give us this day our daily bread.
Matthew 7:1 | Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Matthew 7:20 | Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you;
Matthew 7:7 |... seek, and ye shall find;
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was one of Elvis'.
Mattresses tend to be full of life, and no one writes odes to them.
Maturity comes from the threat of mortality.
Maturity is not biting a cat.
Maugham's Thought: Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Maurice F. Granville, Chairman & CEO (Texaco), was an Eagle Scout.
Maury Povich? Coco Channel? Earnest Tubbs? - Frank
Max oxymoron: The Senate Ethics Committee.
Max takes your BBSing to the Maximum and further!
Max's Theory of Evolution - Darwin was adopted.
Maximum Sheilds, there seems to be a large Blue Wave approaching.
Maximus, Blue Wave, Qedit & ShareSpell... the awesome 4-some!
Maxwell Smart of Borg: Missed assimilating him by thaaat much!
Maxwell Smart of Borg: You will be assimilated. Sorry about that Chief.
Maxwell Smart of Borg: You will be assimilated.Sorry abou
Maxwell of Borg: "Not now 99! Would you believe I'm assimilating?
May 1, 2015 headline: Elvis spotted in retirement home.
May Christ Continue to bless you and your family!!
May DeForrest Be With You.
May Flowers: April Showers
May Fortune favor the foolish -- Kirk
May Fortune favor the foolish. * Kirk
May God Jim...Your Dead!
May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
May God answer all your prayers -- then mistake your worst enemy for you
May God be between you and harm, and all the empty places you must walk.
May God bless and keep the censors...far away from us!
May God grant you the mercy that I cannot.
May God keep you and your family tree from all harm.
May I be excused? My brain is full ! - Maggie
May I be excused? My brain is full.
May I begin?
May I borrow your PPG to shoot myself squarely in the head? - Susan
May I buy less government please?
May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
May I come back as an X-File and be explored by Mulder...
May I dab tenderly at your forehead, Steve - Tom as guy/#606
May I have a Moeba please.
May I have a chocolate? she asked sweetly.
May I have some more smoked salmon?
May I have ten thousand taglines please.
May I help you, Sahr? - Deveel Shopkeeper
May I introduce the family Stone? Tom asked slyly.
May I join your group and sing, too? Tom inquired.
May I leave the room? asked the schoolboy, high-handedly.
May I live as long as I want to, and want to as long as I live.
May I plea guilty by reason of sanity?
May I pour you a buttock? Uh, Nipp...uh, drink? - Tom
May I see your moderator hunting permit, sir?
May I suggest a nice set of fur lined ankle straps?
May I take a message? He's in prison right now.
May I take this home with me?
May Kahless guide us on this day of vengence. -- Kang
May Roger always walk the pattern of Amber.
May Rothschild make you his heir, then outlive you.
May Ted Kennedy give you a ride home!
May The Farce Be With You
May Urth's magic songs on all sides guard thee.
May Vincent Vega give your child his next booster shot!
May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
May a camel give birth in your tent.
May a pregnant elephant give birth in your living room.
May a thousand angry hornets take refuge in your pants.
May all of your Christmas wishes come true!
May all your B-Days be happy ones, may you see a Hundred More!
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
May all your PUSHes be POPped.
May all your Tribbles be little ones
May all your boils, sores, scabs, , and carbuncles be little ones.
May all your boils, sores, scabs, scurfs, and carbuncles be little ones.
May all your desires be granted at once. - Ancient Chinese curse
May all your dreams be chocolate!
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
May all your enemies pilot assault 'Mechs...
May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
May all your guesses be right -- McCoy
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
May all your nouns and adjectives agree in gender and number.
May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
May all your ports be "best price" ports..
May all your relatives move in with you.
May all your rinse cycles be gentle - Dr. Forrester
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions.
May all your ups and downs be in bed.
May all your weeds be Wildflowers.
May all your weeds turn out to be Wildflowers.
May all your wishes come true. -Ancient Persian curse
May barbarians invade your personal space!
May be armed with a large, experimental brassiere.
May be too intense for some viewers.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
May conspirators assassinate you in a mall!
May da' Schwarz be with you! - Yogurt
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
May flies do it, then die.
May fortune favor the foolish and ships named Enterprise.
May fortune favor the foolish and ships named Voyager.
May fortune favour the foolish.
May gold, jewels, and silver never mean a thing to you.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them. --Howard the Dolphin.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, David Rawsthorne.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, Rush Limbaugh.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you.
May habaneros grow in your armpits.
May his honeymoon be like a kitchen table, all legs and no drawers.
May it always be so to tyrants.
May it soon cleave goblins once again. - Thorin Oakenshield
May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
May our love always be dangerous, no guarantees.
May spill checker tolled me I spill god.
May the CyberFairy carpal upon your keyboard !
May the Dream of life be Silver and Up
May the FNORD be with you!
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May the Force be ... and all that.
May the Force be with us. - Admiral Ackbar
May the Force be with you. Pass the ketchup.
May the Fur be with you, always...
May the Gods grant me a pliant maiden, a swift horse and a stout sword.
May the Gods smile on you in everything you do!
May the Great Bird Of The Galaxy bless your planet.
May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet.
May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you.
May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you.
May the Lord make us truly thankful, said Tom gracefully.
May the Porsche be with you.
May the Prophets guide you -- Kira
May the Saint of Genealogists Bless You!
May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
May the Stars Shine Upon Your Wishes.
May the angel of death skip your house altogether -- and send Satan inst
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
May the bird of paradise DIE up your nose.
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
May the bugs of a thousand JHs infest your socks.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
May the bytes of a thousand replies infest your CPU.
May the clouds of reality never again cover the sun of happiness!
May the cube be with you! - Thomas Dolby
May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest Janet Reno's crotch!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your data line.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nestle in your armpits.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on their way to your doorstep..
May the four winds blow you home again
May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
May the great gods of spare time rock your runabout.
May the hair on his toes never fall out. - Thorin Oakenshield
May the light of Nyarlathotep never shine on you...
May the love of the Lady always be in your heart.
May the love of the Lord and Lady always be within you.
May the moon light your way, till the wind sets you free.
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the peace and the glory of Jesus Christ be with you always. Amen.
May the source be with you.
May the virii of a 1000 Lamerz fall upon your CPU.
May the wind at your back not be your own.
May the wind be fast to your back and blow you over.
May the wind behind you always be your own. Old Viking proverb
May the wings of love never lose a feather.
May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
May the wolves run at your side and not at your heels.
May they find thousands of new cures for you each year.
May they name something new after you: a disease.
May we find an abiding reality that we call God.
May we kiss the ones we please, and please the ones we kiss. -Doom
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
May we live so all know maturity of mind and spirit.
May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul. -- Q
May whatever god you believe in save your butt.
May ye be bitten only in daylight.
May you afford only the finest gruel.
May you always ask a question at the right time of the right person.
May you always have water.
May you always misuse the subjunctive!
May you always pilot an Ostscout...
May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth.
May you and your wife share with each other like a horse and a sparrow
May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time.
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May you be richly rewarded by the Lord, the God of Israel
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.
May you be such a fast healer, new boils keep growing over you scabs.
May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are doub
May you become the greatest expert on drought, locust, pip, and anthrax.
May you croak one day before your worst enemy.
May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you die afraid, alone and in pain.
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you drink the nectar of the Gods, and not wake with a hangover.
May you dwell forever in Amber, which endureth forever. <Eric>
May you enjoy your wedding feast, then choke on the last bite.
May you ferment in the frothing feces of a constipated crocodile!
May you find sweet inspiration - may your memory not be dull.
May you find the light and walk the mountain tops.
May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.
May you get exactly what you deserve - Shin'a'in curse
May you get-not what you deserve-but your heart's desire-Sayvel
May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya.
May you have as many sorrows as a chicken has lips.
May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
May you have the power of a pagan, and the wisdom of a witch.
May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift
May you live an interesting life. -- Old Chinese curse
May you live in His Peace forever.
May you live in exciting times. -Ancient Chinese curse
May you live in interesting times - Tayledras saying
May you live in interesting times.
May you live in interesting times. --Chinese curse
May you live to see a great president in office again.
May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.
May you lose everthing, so that no enemy can cast an evil eye upon you
May you make a poor man richer: your doctor.
May you make a widow and orphans happy -- your own.
May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
May you never develop stomach trouble from too rich a diet.
May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, prick.
May you never find a tribble in your chicken soup.
May you never gag on your GAHK! * Klingon Saying
May you never gag on your gahk! -- Klingon Proverb
May you never have to listen to surf music again. -- Jimi Hendrix
May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.
May you never hear a word of gossip, slander, profanity, or blasphemy.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
May you never sneeze backwards!
May you never sneeze backwards.
May you wake up with the Breath of 1000 Camels...
May your 1040 be audited by a Ferenghi.
May your 1040 be audited by a Ferrengi.
May your 1040 be audited by a ferengi
May your Backfire never backfire.
May your Gagh never wander off of your plate.
May your Gagh never wander off your plate. - Klingon curse
May your Gahk never move off your plate.
May your Gakh never wonder off your plate.
May your Monitor Live Long and Phosphor
May your New Year be a thousand times better than any you've ever had.
May your _gagh_ never wander off your plate.
May your animal guide lick you in the face.
May your backups always be good but never be necessary!
May your best yesterday be better than your worst today.
May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
May your cavalry be an Urbanmech company...
May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet!
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and f
May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
May your daughters' hair grow thick, and abundant all over their faces
May your day be blessed with simple pleasures.
May your dragons enchant (and not enslave) you.
May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
May your family tree grow happy branches.
May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
May your glass never be empty & your life always bubbly.
May your glass never be empty and your life always bubbly.
May your halls be filled with laughter and merriment.
May your journey be free of incident.
May your landings equal your takeoffs.
May your life be filled with lawyers.
May your monitor Live Long and Phospher!
May your mouth never close and your arse never open.
May your pans never burn & your milk never scorch.
May your path be filled with groovy scenery!
May your pinfalls be many and your screwjobs few.
May your screen live long and phosphor.
May your scrotum sack turn into a nerf-pussy.
May your search reveal all !
May your shadow be found in happy places.
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case
May your wife super-glue your dick to your belly.
Maybe "All You Need Is Love," but money helps.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
Maybe Dr. Pulaski should have been pushed down a turboshaft???
Maybe Forrester will cut Nummy-Muffin's head off - Crow
Maybe God is a kid playing SimEarth.
Maybe God will cover up his eyes - NIN
Maybe God will cover up his eyes.
Maybe I DO have room for a pool table - Mike on cavern
Maybe I can get a point for originality - Calvin
Maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable - Ash
Maybe I should ask for a Sex on the Beach all the time..
Maybe I should go--Odo OH, no. STAY.--Kira
Maybe I should take a shower before I die - Mike as girl
Maybe I use a disguise. Faith and begorrah.
Maybe I was holding all the aces, but what was the game?
Maybe I'll be fast as you...
Maybe I'll do things right.
Maybe I'll experiment tonight...
Maybe I'll get myself a few majors and go into business.-Col. Potter
Maybe I'll live so long that I'll forget her. Maybe I'll die trying.
Maybe I'll protract this scene a little longer - Mike
Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while. - Ivanova
Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while. -Susan Ivanova
Maybe I'll wait til ya'll work the bugs out first <g>
Maybe I'm a witch, lost in time. -Tori Amos
Maybe I'm in the wrong place?
Maybe I'm just going crazy. - Luke
Maybe I'm wrong, but don't I have a right to be wrong?
Maybe I've been up here in the frozen north for too long...
Maybe I've had 12 nice days in a row. Now I'm ready for a crappy day.
Maybe Joycelyn Elders is the "rut" of the problem.
Maybe Joycelyn Elders just can't understand the "rammerfercations."
Maybe Lorena Bobbit should visit Michael Jackson.
Maybe a 2nd draft would've helped this movie - Crow
Maybe a Dragon started the fire in Waco.
Maybe a great magnet pulls all souls towards truth. o/~ -k.d. lang
Maybe a little hot sex could replace the bitching part!
Maybe afraid of it, let's discredit it, let's pick away at it - NIN
Maybe everyone is wrong.
Maybe hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the risk?
Maybe he remarried.
Maybe he's (the whale) singing to that man!
Maybe he's just tired of listening to you complain. I know I am.
Maybe he's just tired of listening to you whine. I know I am.
Maybe his friends can take up a collection to buy him a clue.
Maybe i'm all messed up in you -- NIN
Maybe if I give Shadow Ripper a bath in Preperation H he'll go away.
Maybe if she shaves her head and talks slowly with her hands.....
Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake! --MP
Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake.
Maybe if we're noisy enough, we'll get an answer <g>.
Maybe in a strange sort of way he was trying to be a hero -- Sisko
Maybe it *isn't* an accident that Janeway got lost?
Maybe it didn't mean so much but it meant everthing to me -- NIN
Maybe it didn't mean so much but it meant everthing to me.
Maybe it was Memphis, maybe it was you, maybe it was me...
Maybe it was another naked tattooed-head man eating a fish. -Mulder
Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:) - TEC
Maybe it won't be long.
Maybe it''s time for ol' Carl to move on. - Carl Robinson
Maybe it'll go away like a bad dream! - Don Horton..
Maybe it's Canada pretending to be England? -- Tom Servo
Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be American?
Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be English?
Maybe it's Prozac causing media to live in unreality?
Maybe it's a dream come true.
Maybe it's a film on sex? - Tom as season's change
Maybe it's a light summer casket - Joel
Maybe it's for the young generation - Crow on metal music
Maybe it's inbreeding that makes the Democrats that way
Maybe it's just my cynicism talking, but I doubt it.
Maybe it's just your destiny to be tormented with a camera. -Durkin
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
Maybe it's time for ol' Carl to move on. - Carl Robinson
Maybe my modem cable is faulty...
Maybe next time you'll listen when I tell you not to do something.
Maybe next year I'll work on my procrastination!
Maybe next year I'll work on my procrastination.
Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
Maybe normal, voice, phone lines can't handle things like that.
Maybe one of these sources could shed some light...
Maybe she's Not Really Dead (tm).
Maybe someday I'll be strong.
Maybe someone should have labeled the future: Some Assembly Required
Maybe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is just being italic...
Maybe the Tower of Pisa is just being italic...
Maybe the government wants to keep us as pets...
Maybe the moderators twitted all of US.
Maybe the proof of God's sense of humor is the existence of atheists.
Maybe the universe *is* fuzzy. --Hubble Astronomers
Maybe the universe is SUPPOSED to be fuzzy--Hubble Scientists
Maybe the world doesn't existit blew up and we're all dead.
Maybe their parachutes didn't open- Fox Mulder on falling toads
Maybe their parachutes didn't open--Mulder on falling toads.
Maybe their parachutes didn't open... --Fox Mulder on falling toads.
Maybe their parachutes didn't open... --Mulder on falling toads.
Maybe there was TOO MUCH wrestling - Crow
Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.
Maybe they'll invent a psychotic computer - Calvin
Maybe they're all pimps in space - Crow on crew uniforms
Maybe they're really brought by the Easter Lizard on the Easter Snake.
Maybe this is new way to advertise in this echo???
Maybe this is titilating to some'a the lower animals-Mike
Maybe this sour milk will be fresh tomorrow.
Maybe this was back when Trill still lived in feet.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Maybe tonight, we'll find each other.
Maybe tonight, we'll get together.
Maybe tonight, you'll turn around and I'll be there.
Maybe tonite, we'll find each other.
Maybe tonite, we'll get together.
Maybe tonite, you'll turn around and I'll be there.
Maybe we can be partners? Tom ventured.
Maybe we can't break it, but I'll bet we can put a dent in it.
Maybe we could make a reservation, or some wine with candlelight...
Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE.
Maybe we should all move to Outland and join Opus.
Maybe we should ask his cat - Riker
Maybe we should ask his cat.
Maybe we should have subtitles for this.
Maybe we should just write Dear Abby. - Yakko Warner
Maybe we should let it run its course - Crow on murders
Maybe we should postpone the war - Riker
Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony.
Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.
Maybe you ALL are homosexuals! - McBain
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge
Maybe you can't face her, but I can. - Richie Ryan
Maybe you didn't hear me, thats an ambassadorial vessle - Sheridan
Maybe you guys can convince Gary that he should take a li'l vacation.
Maybe you just need a little more coffee.
Maybe you should let the m-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s do the moderating...
Maybe you should put the speakers on the inside - Mike
Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @F.
Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, Orville.
Maybe you should work on this one a little more.
Maybe you're correct being nervous now.
Maybe you're not cut out for a life of depravity. - BJ to Radar
Maybe you've logged on too many times.
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
Maybe...........Its back to Robo!
Maybe...Try...A...More...Wooden Delivery - Tom
Maybutt: A wishy-washy person.
Mayflies do it, then die.
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the HELL was that?!?!?"
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
Maytag is my middle name. I'm an agitator.
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
Maytag: The loneliest tag in the world.
Maytreearchy: ruled by a government that leaves in the spring
Mazel ton: Lots of luck.
McAFFEE: Patron saint of paranoid computer users.
McAffee Scan Results: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
McBORG: Over 50 Billion assimilated!
McBorg - Billions and Billions assimilated.
McBorg - Over 50 billion assimilated!
McBorg : Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg'ers: Over 10000000 assimilated.
McBorg's -- over half a billion assimilated.
McBorg's: Over 100 million assimilated.
McBorg's: Over 1 billion assimilated.
McBorg: Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorg: Over 50 billion assimilated
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg: Over 70 billion assimilated!
McBorg: Over 1,000,000 Assimilated
McBorg: Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorger King. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
McBorgers - over 50 billion assimilated.
McBorgers...over 2,000,000,000,000,000 assimilated
McBorgerss - Over 26 billion assimilated!
McBorgs - Over one billion assimilated!
McBorgs, over a Half-Billion Assimilated.
McBorgs: Over 1,000,000,000 Assimilated!
McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
McBullitt's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McBullitt's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McCOY: I know engineers, they love to change things.
McCOY: I'll say one thing SPOCK, you never cease to amaze me!
McCOY: If I'm not careful, I'll end up talking to myself!
McCOY: My god, the man's talking about logic.
McCOY: Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
McCOY: Why Spock, I didn't know you had one!
McCOY: You (Spock) really have gone where no man has gone before.
McCOY: Why Spock, I didn't know you had one!
McCauly! What is this glove doing here? - Mac's mom
McClinton's - over 250 million swindled
McCoy - "Its Ensign Pillsbury, he's BREAD Jim!"
McCoy of Borg: Damn it, Jim! I'm a Borg not a Doctor!
McCoy of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
McCoy on Chang: I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
McCoy on Chekov: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim.
McCoy on Klingon ship: I just wish we could cloak the stench.
McCoy on Romulan ale: I only use it or medicinal purposes.
McCoy on Spock: He's not exactly working on all thrusters.
McCoy on Spock: He's really not dead as long as we remember him.
McCoy on Spock: It seems that I have all his marbles.
McCoy on Spock: That green-blooded son of a bitch...
McCoy on Spock: Why that cunning little Vulcan...
McCoy on Sybok: Imagine that, a passionate Vulcan.
McCoy on Trelane's castle: In the name of heaven, where are we?
McCoy on V'ger: It's a long time since I delivered a baby.
McCoy on V'ger: What do you suggest we do, spank it?
McCoy on alien: He's definitely on about something, Jim.
McCoy on rabbit and Alice: Did you see them? [*] Sulu: See what?
McCoy on sickbay: It's like working in a damn computer center.
McCoy tribble --" * - Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble..uh.."
McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"
McCoy, DDS He's DEAD, Jim.
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim."
McCoy: "Jim, you don't ask the Allmighty for his ID!"
McCoy: Dialysis? My God, what is this? The Dark Ages?
McCoy: He's as tightlipped about it as an Aldeberon shellmouth.
McCoy: He's dead, Jim. Kirk: NO SH**!
McCoy: Hi, busy? [*] Spock: Uhura is busy; I am monitoring.
McCoy: Hot as Vulcan. Now I understand what that phrase means.
McCoy: How can you be deaf with ears like that?
McCoy: How can you get a permit to do a bloody illegal thing?
McCoy: I'm a Doctor, NOT a TAGLINE Maker
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not an engineer. [*] Scott: Now you're an engineer.
McCoy: Yes, you were going through the Kolineer discipline.
McCoy: You call this relaxing? I'm a nervous wreck.
McCoy: You have a point, Spock? [*] Spock: Yes, Doctor. Always.
McCoy: You know, you two could drive a man to drink.
McCoy: You never cease to amaze me. [*] Spock: Nor I myself.
McCoyDOS 6.22:(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ap Ace's Nose
McCoyDos 7.0: No error messages, user knows everything ahead of time.
McD's sign-World famous hot coffee-Over 2.5 million awarded
McDahmer's. Would you like a filet of fisherman today?
McDonald's golden arches is a phallic symbol.
McDonald's is to food as rap is to music.
McDonald's on ALF's planet: Cat McNuggets, Cater Pounder, Kitty Meal
McDonaldNet: Over 46 million taglines stolen daily.
McFlya legend in his own mind!
McGovern's Law: "The longer the title, the less important the job."
McGuire AFB: 11 square miles surrounded by reality...
McLean Stevenson (1929-1996), Rest In Peace. That is all.
McOrville's - Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McOrville's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McOrville's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McPC...a 1/4 Mb-er with floppies and a CD to go.
McWright's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McWright's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
Mderator's Christmas, "Bah Humbug."
Mdm. Bovarie's House of Chickens. We pluck 'em, you f*** 'em.
Me & you and a Borg named Hugh!
Me - indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. . .
Me Confused.... Huh?...
Me I'm a lawn-mower, you can tell me by the way I walk. -Peter Gabriel
Me Tarzan! You Crazy!
Me a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met.
Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream - Tori Amos
Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh
Me and my 4th wife believe in family values.
Me and my Shadows....
Me and my over used cliches- Rita
Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson.
Me and the husband have sex doggie style: I roll over; He plays dead.
Me and the wife have sex doggie style; I roll over, she plays dead.
Me and the wife have sex doggy style; I roll over, she plays dead.
Me boom-boom cow long time! - J.Mirolli
Me confused? I can't remember when I last wasn't that way!
Me doctor? "No, me doctor, you patient, she nurse.
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
Me fat? No just circumferentially disproportionate.
Me go now... Me come back!
Me hates peoples who don't use gooder English.
Me hav'um heap trouble! - Tonto the programmer
Me ignorant, apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Me knew spell chucker work grate! Knead Gramma Chicken
Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud.
Me love Kookies - Sesame Street Cookie Monster.
Me lucky? I had a wet dream and woke up with VD.
Me multitask? my kids do it all the time
Me mundane? Never! =) -Tristessa
Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day'
Me opinionated? . . . Nah!
Me playing a priest? Never. Unless... there is a god for pizza's.
Me rational? -Tristessa
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Me so ho'nee. Me suckee, suckee. Me love GI long time. - F.M.J.
Me taglines! They canna take namore, captain!
Me thinkest the fecal matter has just hit the rotary blades ...
Me thinks a mortal does approach! - Santiago
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni.
Me want blanky - Mike as dumb guy
Me, Doctor. No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
Me, I *love* foreplay. - jms
Me, I want a Hula Hoop. (Alvin)
Me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk.
Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that.
Me, a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me, a skeptic? I trust you have proof...
Me, a stranger? Nah, just a friend you haven't met yet.
Me, a stranger? Nah, just a friend you haven't met.
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me, on the rag? Think NOT!
Me, skeptical? I trust you have proof?
Me.. a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me... and my SHADOW... strollin' down the avenue... - Londo
Me...? I hardly think so!
Me...a skeptic ? I trust you have proof.
Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me: Optimistic Pessimist, Wife: Pessimistic Pessimist.
Me? A Jesus Freak? Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
Me? A skeptic? Can you prove it?
Me? A skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me? Fat? No, just horizontally disproportionate.
Me? I *never* steal taglines...
Me? Sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are Poofters..
Me? Sexist? Why, some of my best friends are Bimbos!
Me? Skeptical? I doubt it.
Me? ... Addicted?? ... To Modeming?? ... Naah, it'll never happen!
Me? A sceptic? I trust you have proof
Me? A skeptic? I doubt it!
Me? A twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places!
Me? Addicted?? To Modeming?? Naah, it'll never happen!
Me? Afraid of big brother? I *am* big brother!
Me? Fair to middling, partly cloudy, rain later tonight.
Me? I'm a Friday's child in a Wednesday's world.
Me? No, never. I imply nothing. I'm stating it bluntly.
Me? Paranoid? Which one of my enemies told you that!?
Me? Paranoid? Who wants to know?
Me? Sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me? Sexist? What's so wrong with making fun of men?
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are Poofters..
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are bimbos.
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are men.
Me? Sexist? Why, some of my best friends are Bimbos!
Me? What's the use of a good quote if you can't change it?" - Dr. Who
Me?!? Lie?!? Perish the thought!
Mea culpa - maybe I should be a Blonde :-)
Mea puna, mea puna, mea maxima puna!
Mead get off the monitor! >THUNK< No! not the mo-NO CARRIER.
Mead is proof that there *is* a Goddess and that She loves us.
Mead! Get off the monitor. >THUNK< No! Not th-NO CARRIER.
Mead, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Mead: Proof that there *is* a Goddess, and She does love us!
Meadowheads and Deadheads, they just use different grass!
Meal Master, the most fun you can have without cooking.
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha*
Meaning of Life: <Deleted for lack of space>
Meaning of Life: <Edited for Brevity>
Meaning of Life: <Omitted Due To Lack of Space>
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>
Meaning of life: <omitted for lack of space>
Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER
Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here.
Meaningless TagLine Version 1.0 Copyright (c) 1992
Meaningless quotes a specialty.
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message
Meaningless taglines for sale cheap!
Meanwhile Audrey Hepburn was making Roman Holiday - Tom
Meanwhile at the superimposed rocket - Tom
Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat....
Meanwhile, back at reality. . . - G. Lucas
Meanwhile, back at the Love Shack - Tom on kissing couple
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.
Meanwhile, back in kiddie land, She-Ra waved her magic sword.
Meanwhile, back on Voyager, Belanna tears herself a new hairstyle.
Meanwhile, back on the Greasy Bastard - Crow on boat
Meanwhile, in outer space...
Meanwhile, in the OTHER incomprehensible plot - Crow
Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void...
Meanwhile, in the same room across town - Crow
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Measure a man by the enemies he has made.
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with torch
Measurements of every woman on my route - Tom
Meat is murder, Frank-- Dr. Forrester
Meat, vanilla, catchers mit, squirrel - Tom on smell
Meatloaf came over for dinner, so we ate him!
Meatloaf tastes better after a day in the refrigerator.
Mecca of the Pacific Northwest. I discovered Rush and got hooked.
Mechanic: Rommel, what happened? Crow:It's Pattonhe read my book.
Mechanical engineers DO IT automatically.
Mechanical engineers DO IT with stress and strain.
Mechanics DO IT on their backs.
Mechanics DO IT with their tools.
Mechanics do it with bigger tools.
Mechanics do it with bigger wrenches.
Mechanics only torque about it.
Mechwarrior Curse #2: May your base be guarded by Chargers.
Med techs DO IT on the bench.
Med techs DO IT whenever doctors tell them to.
Meddle not in Dragon's affairs for you are crunchy & good with ketchup
Meddle not in the affaires of witches,[POOF!] croak croak
Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on your keyboard.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are chewy and tasty.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good wit
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you're a great little snack!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons.
Meddle not in the affairs of witches for *POOF!* croak, croak...
Meddle not in the affairs of witches, for [POOF!] ribbet-ribbet.
Meddle not in the affairs of witches, for...<poof> ribbit? ribbit?
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for... <poof> ribbit? ribbit?
Meddle not with Dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
Meddle not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup
Medi-Scare: When an INCREASE in medicare is termed a "cut".
Media not found on drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)onder?
Media's self fulfilling prophecy: the public is watching O.J.'s saga.
Media's self fulfilling prophesy: the public is watching O.J.'s saga.
Median 85% of adult homeless are men.
Medical Daffynition: Genital: Non Jewish
Medical Daffynition: High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday
Medical Daffynition: Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Medical Def'n #9:OUTPATIENT; A person who has fainted.
Medical Def.#6: NITRATE: Cheaper than the day rate.
Medical Definition:- "DILATE" - to live longer
Medical Dictionary. "Cat Scan- Searching for kitty."
Medical Problem: A reason to stay home and read Taglines.
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane.
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane
Medical Tricorder *bzzzt* Oh, gee, I better lie down. - Picardo
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long
Medical researchers DO IT with mice.
Medical researchers make mice DO IT first.
Medical science *still* cannot cure stupidity.
Medical staff (def.) - doctor's cane.
Medical staff - a Doctor's cane
Medical staff: A physician's cane.
Medical terminology: 10 cc of air in IV line.
Medical waste washes up near the sex change clinic.
Medicare: A partial care.
Medicine - The art of amusing the sick until nature heals them.
Medicine = A perscription for major cash redistribution.
Medicine amuses the sick while nature cures the disease.
Medicine: The fine art of doing as little as medically possible.
Medieval: Partly no good.
Mediocrity killed the cat.
Meditate on the pure white light of stupidity!
Meditation is not a means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Meditation is not what you Think.
Meditation is not what you think
Meditation is the seeing of what is and going beyond it--Krishnamurti
Medium prices at the fortune-teller's.
Medlab, this is Sheridan: I need an emergency team fast.
MeeeoOOW SPLAT WooOFF SPLAT - Raining cats and dogs.
Meek Inherit The Earth-Inheritance Tax is $6,784,691 Each.
Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. (GAL 5:23)
Meep! Meep! (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Meep! Meep! [F/X - picture a cloud of smoke...]
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meet Captain Kathryn Janeway, pool shark of the Delta Quadrant.
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, Bob!
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, Orville!
Meet George, two weeks ago he couldn't spell tagline, now he's writing
Meet Jane - who used to be Dick "Dances With Convicts" Smith.
Meet Jane - who used to be Dick "Juggles With Chainsaws" Smith.
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe...
Meet Xaviera Zimmerman, the Happy HoloDoc.
Meet me at Gandalf's Tavern, @F!
Meet me at Sams. You can play it again.
Meet me half-way: you need the exercise.
Meet me in the INFO_HIWAY echo!
Meet my friend Thor. He makes thunder. --Trillian
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma... Why are you laughing?
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma...Why do you laugh?
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma...why are laughing?
Meet my latest girlfriend, said Geordi unsteadily.
Meet the cast! See a live show! Win a prize - Crow
Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss...
Meet the new DOS-Same as the old DOS
Meet you by the lunch room to pants ya' Marvin - Tom
Meeting next Tuesday. Friends of the vanishing malaria mosquito.
Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Meets government specs, if any are applicable.
Mega-Dittos, Rush! You tell me EVERYTHING I need to think!
Mega-Servo was out there! - Tom
Mega-dittos, Rush! You've taught us all that we need to know!
Mega-dittos, Rush! You've taught me all I need to know! <-`90s Loser
MegaArmor/SuperCharge/BFG9000 * What more could a person ask for?
MegaDittos, Rush! You tell me EVERYTHING I need to think!
MegaHertz...Rent-A-Power Cycle.
MegaHertz: A VERY large car rental company.
MegaHertz: A VERY large car rental company.
MegaLith: Heavy metal band formed by geologists.
MegaRead is on vacation this week.......
MegaReader, all other readers are just cheap imitations!
Megabyte- A nine course dinner.
Megabyte: (n.) more than you can comprehend and less than you'll need.
Megabyte: A nine course dinner.
Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term "oxymoron."
Megadittos from the Sunshine State.
Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Megahelen: Beauty needed to launch a space armada.
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Megahertz: One million aches and pains.
Megahertz: A termendous ammount of pain.
Megahertz: A tremendous amount of pain.
Megahertz: One million aches and pains.
Megahertz: Thing deleted mail is carried in.
Megahertz: when something is really painful.
Megalomania is its own reward.
Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a check.
Meganegabar: the line you draw across "the amount" on a check.
Megasaurass:<me'-ga-soor-ass> (n)- a homosexual dinosaur.
Megaweapon! - Mike & Bots on firetruck
Mehturt: ancient Egyption sky-goddess represented as a collossal cow.
Mein Kamf + Das Kapital = Clinton Administration
Mein Kampf, Y'All, by Pat Buchanan.
Mel Torme & his Jazz Nazis! - Crow
Mel is the driver side air bag - Mike on Mel Torme in car
Mel's goiter was smaller back then! - Crow on Torme
Melanesia: Loss of memory in cantaloupes and honeydews.
Melanie Mayron the New York Marathon.
Melbourne vs. yogurt: yogurt has an active, living culture.
Melbourne, Florida, USA, Sol 3, 5th Sector, Quadrant 2A, Milky Way.
Mele Kaliki Maka -- Hawaiian Christmas
Mele Kalikimaka nui loa! -- Hawaiian Christmas
Mellow out, J.G. Vietnam's over! - Tom to crazy pilot
Melodies decaying in sweet dissonance...
Meltdown averted. Good boy. - Sector 7G Voice
Meltdown averted. Have a nice day. - Sector 7G Voice
Melted Chocolate On Keyboard. Delete Children (Y/N)?
Melted Fruit Snacks On Keyboard. Delete Children (Y/n)?
Melted Fruit Snacks on Keyboard. Delete Children {Y/N}
Melted M&M's on keyboard: Delete children? (Y/N)
Melted fruit snacks found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/n]?
Melted fruit snacks found on keyboard. Delete children (y/n)
Melted fruit snacks on keyboard. Delete children now? Y/N
Melted fruit snacks on keyboard. Delete children now? (Y/N)
Melted sticky candy on dashboard. Delete child now? (Y/n).
Melting pot: used to be USA, now means wrong dish in microwave.
Melts in your mouth, bulges in the mirror.
Member #102 of Monika's Tagline Stealing Academy.
Member - Ladies' Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society.
Member ACNE Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic
Member NAFWD - National Association for Windows Deletion
Member R.O.S.K. (Royal Order of Sleepless Knights)
Member ST:TOS Redshirt Veterans Association
Member in the Grass - The John Bobbitt story.
Member of FidoNet Tagline Thief New Jersey Guild chapter.
Member of FidoNet Tagline Thief Texas Guild chapter.
Member of L.E.F.T. (Leftys Endure Foul Treatment)
Member of PETA - People for Eating Tasty Animals.
Member of PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Member of Tribble Eaters Anonymous.
Member of a fine fraternity - TAPPA KEGGA BUD
Member of the Adopt-a-Leviathan program.
Member of the Church of the Ladder Game Saints.
Member of the International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
Member of the Moron Tallywacker Choir.
Member of the Tagline Thieves' Guild.
Member of the global hegemonic oligopatriarchy and proud of it!
Member, Chapter 11 of The Possum Lodge
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Member, Klingon Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Tribbles.
Member, National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA)
Member, SF Echo Ghoddess Regency Council.
Member, Tag Line Thieves' Local # 1475
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Member. IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit!
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Member: Klingon Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Tribbles.
Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team).
Member: Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team
Member: Save the were'mals foundation.
Member: Save the werewolves foundation.
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?
Membership has its privileges
Memo to Clinton: Blow the sax - not the country!
Memo to Florida State Legislators: DO SOMETHING... ANYTHING!
Memo to Myself: Touch the puppet head -- TMBG
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store.
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Memories are made of this!
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Memorized? Good! The test will be @ 3AM in the *Taglines Courthouse*
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Memory Conflicts with Windows 3.11
Memory ERROR on Brain1 - (R)eboot (S)mack upside the head
Memory Greed : Apollo 11 mission - 48kB. Win3.1 Solitaire - 8MB!??!!
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my onboard computer.
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my--- TBBS v2.1/NM
Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing location of computer store.
Memory Map: A sheet of paper showing location of computer store.
Memory Overload ERROR ... Meltdown Evident.
Memory allocation error - Universe Halted.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory chip makers LOVE windows!
Memory dump: Amnesia.
Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is like money: the more you have, the more you want.
Memory is the 2nd thing to go. I can't remember the 1st.
Memory is the diary that we call carry about with us.
Memory is the first to go--thank goodness!
Memory is the second thing to go during the human story..
Memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember the first.
Memory is the second thing to go; I forget what's first.
Memory is the treasurer of the mind.
Memory is truly random-access.
Memory now where did I put my memory?
Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident.
Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Memory plays strange tricks.
Memory seems to go first, or second, or ...
Memory, what a thing to lose, almost as bad as your mind. :-)
Memory--What you forget with.....
Memory....??....What memory??
MemoryHogError: CreditLimit reached. Pawn kids? (Y/N)
Memphis, home of Graceland and the kooky Elvis fans.
Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
Memry Hog Error. More Ram needed. More! More!
Men - can't live with 'em; can't play mind games without 'em!
Men = parking spaces. Good ones taken - ones left are handicapped.
Men = parking spaces: good ones are taken; those left are handicapped.
Men ALWAYS have to go to the bathroom in pairs - Mike
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Men and women are different... but compatible!
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Men are born ignorant; they are made stupid by education.
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Men are deprived of their right to life because of their sex.
Men are either born with consciences, or marry them.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus - Mike
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.
Men are gonna be the death of me...but what a way to go!
Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!
Men are just boys in better bodies!
Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are like bras: they offer light, medium and complete support.
Men are like buses: Buses come every 15 minutes. :-)
Men are like fires: They go out if unattended!
Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Men are like programs, smart women always keep a backup.
Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are like programs...A smart woman keeps backups.
Men are like teeth. They go away if ignored.
Men are meant to be obscene, and not heard!
Men are men, they needs must err. - Euripides
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs our thinking. -Heinlein
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking. - L. Long
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs our thinking.
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their minds
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking. L. Long
Men are okay, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
Men are only good for one thing...two, if they're good at it.
Men are pigs... Pass the chocolate! --Dornhecker.
Men are scum and should be treated merely as sex objects
Men are scum, of course. Still, some are less scummy than others.
Men are such idiots and I married their king. - Peg Bundy
Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence.<Aristotle>
Men are the reason that women hate one another.
Men are the reason why women hate one another.
Men are those creatures with 2 legs and eight hands.- Jayne Mansfield.
Men are what their mothers made them.
Men are worth what you pay for them - Lwaxana Troi
Men argue, nature acts. - Voltaire
Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett
Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless enemies
Men bond by giving criticism, women bond by giving support.
Men call us birds. Is that 'cos we pick up worms?
Men can be genuinely shy...Women merely have their customs...RAH
Men cannot live without being loved!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and DAMN that's gonna hurt!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and Ooohhh BABY!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and DAMN! That's gonna hurt!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and OH MY....!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and OHhhhh BABY!!!
Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and Oh my God!
Men come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God!
Men come in three sizes: small, average, and OOoohhh baby!
Men come with instructions, they're just written in pig latin.
Men defien a "50-50" relationship...they iron, we wrinkle.
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they clean, we dirty.
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they cook, we eat.
Men die and worms eat them - but not for love Shake.
Men die and worms eat them - but not for love.
Men do come with instructions, they're just written in Pig Latin.
Men do not make laws. They do but discover them.
Men do not mind bust in mouth if provided by voluptious lady.
Men do not roar. Women roar, and they hurl heavy objects.
Men do too get PMS - Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS - Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS: Post Macho Syndrome!
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
Men don't get smarter when they get older. Claudette Colbert
Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF
Men don't make passes at crones with big asses. - Cybil
Men don't roar,woman roar.They hurl heavy objects & claw at you.-Worf.
Men don't whistle at me. The sight of me leaves them breathless!
Men falsely accused of rape is, in essence, emotionally raped.
Men fear death as children fear the dark. --Bacon.
Men fight because of causes. Causes exist that men may fight.
Men fight for Freedom, then pass laws to take it away!
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love
Men grow virtuous in their old age
Men growing up are rewarded socially for eating a lot.
Men have a joystick whereas women just have a game port.
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Men have many faults, Women only 2: All they say, & all they do!
Men have nipples so women can indulge their latent homosexuality
Men have no civil rights when women jab uncivil lefts.
Men in Little Bo Peep costumes with stinky cigars - Crow
Men in charge (crime), more time; women in charge, MAN does more time.
Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
Men is short for Meshuginah, since women drive men crazy!
Men know life too early, women too late.
Men learned how to walk upright cuz they put beer on the top shelf.
Men learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf.
Men lie? Of *course* we do. It's in our contract.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men like to barbecue; they'll cook if danger is involved.
Men look before going to the bathroom. Women find this illogical.
Men look before using a toilet. Women find this illogical
Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical.
Men love sex with redheads, but their wives don't appreciate it!!
Men love sex with redheads, but there wives don't appreciate it!!
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Men may construe things after their fafshion.
Men may work from sun to sun, but women's work is never done.
Men naked from the waste up watchin Days of Our Lives-Tom
Men never thought of suing the mouth that fed them.
Men of peace usually are [brave]. - Spock, "The Savage Curtain"
Men of quality respect women's equality.
Men of quality respect women's quality -- such as it is.
Men often forget how sweetly most girls can sing. -Vonnegut
Men only learned how to walk upright cuz beer's on the top shelf.
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Men only learned to walk upright when they put beer on the top shelf!
Men pay dues for labor unions, taxpayers pay dues for feminism.
Men pay when a mess up in male role *or* female role.
Men play the game. Women know the score.
Men prefer the simple things in life WOMEN!
Men prefer the simple things in life...Women
Men read Playboy for the articles - women go to malls for the music.
Men read Playgirl for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Men receive death sentence for murder 20x more than women.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
Men snore to protect their women from wild animals.
Men spend enough money on women in a year to pay the national debt.
Men spend enough money on women to pay the national debt.
Men stumble on stones, not mountains.
Men tell women: "I'm working late."
Men tell women: I love foreplay.
Men tell women: No. I would never think of cheating.
Men tell women: Of course I remembered your birthday.
Men that take steroids should be hung.
Men vs. Beer: Beer can't interrupt.
Men vs. Beer: Beer does as many chores as a man.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you balance your checkbook.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sleep with the windows open.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't snore.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sulk.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Men vs. Beer: Beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never needs a shave.
Men vs. Beer: Beer tastes good.
Men vs. Beer: Beer will only come when you want it to.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't care if you can't find the carburetor.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't expect you to cook dinner.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't love its sports car more than you.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind pantyhose drying in the bathroom.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind you not being wanting a beer.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't switch the TV channel.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't tease you because you like Manilow.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't want to go out with the other beers.
Men vs. Beer: Beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
Men vs. Beer: Beer wouldn't waste its money on men's magazine.
Men vs. Beer: Beer's life does not revolve around football.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer won't make you want to shower.
Men vs. Beer: If beer finishes before you, you can have another.
Men vs. Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Men vs. Beer: You don't have to let a beer win.
Men vs. Cucumber: Cucumber never needs a shave.
Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
Men wear their hair 3 ways: parted, unparted & departed.
Men who became women to become lesbians... next on "Donohue!"
Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude.
Men who have playful kitties shouldn't sleeep in the nude
Men who have playfull kitties should not sleep in the nude.
Men who know they are geniuses usually aren't.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
Men who love women who hate men who love women ... On the next Oprah!
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final Oprah.
Men who reach high levels are often "high-level mediocres."
Men who value self--ignored; men who sacrifice self--applauded.
Men will always be men - no matter where they are.
Men will drive in circles for hours rather than ask for directions.
Men willingly believe what they wish. J.Caesar
Men with high IQs tend to be sexier than duller ones.
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep in the nude!
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep naked.
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep nude!!!
Men with playful kitties should NEVER sleep nude!
Men without the Spirit don't accept spiritual things.
Men! Go figure!
Men! Go figure!
Men! Learn from John Bobbitt. Don't cheat on your girlfriend/wife!
Men! Learn from John Bobbitt. Sleep on your stomachs!
Men's best X-mas gift? To add ex- to wife!
Men's movement--an evolutionary shift in the system itself.
Men's movement-must go beyond gifted mouth/retarded ear.
Men's victimizer status camouflages men's victim status.
Men, Just children with paychecks
Men, Just children with paycheques.
Men, can't live with 'em, and can't sell 'em for parts.
Men, can't live with 'em, and sheep don't cook!
Men, can't live with em...and ya can't sell em for parts!
Men, in general, are but great, great children. -- Napoleon
Men, in general, are but overgrown children.
Men, learn from John Bobbitt ... Sleep on your stomachs!
Men, like women are a nice diversion.
Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you had your brain in your pants!
Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you sat on your brain all day.
Men, their rights, nothing more; women, their rights, nothing less.
Men, you can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
Men, you can't live with them and you can't sell them for parts!
Men, your objective is to eliminate Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Men.. can't kill 'em.. can't sell `em for parts!
Men.. can't live with 'em, can't get away with shootin' 'em!
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Men...can't live with 'em and cucumbers rot!
Men...can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts.
Men...can't live with them, can't keep 'em in the trunk.
Men: Because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Men: Peasants in knight's clothing.
Men: Because beer and pizza can't snuggle.
Men: Can't live with 'em, Can't shoot 'em.
Men: Right to life, obligation to death.
Men: Suicide is not a selfish act, but an act of love
Men: The sex more willing to pay the price of power.
Men: Vaginally challenged?
Men: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
Men: can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em!
Men: can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.
Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
Men? On the whole, I'd rather do it myself!
MenCan't live with themCan't play mind games without them...
MenPat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Mencan't live with 'em and cucumbers rot!
Mene nema, potpuno sam prazan i za srce ujela me sarka,
Mene su babe vracare uklele, da mi o glavi rade dzukele.
Mene, nikada, nece, uhvatiti-Dzordz, Radovan III
Meni niko nista ne moze...
Meningitis: Getting a Man.
Menjam cimera koji hrce za cimerku koja uzdise.
Menjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu!
Menjam zenu od 34 godine za dve od 17
Menopause: God saying I'm not putting up with your PMS either!
Menopause: When one stops and reflects upon men.
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
Mensans are not pathetic, sexless food tubes!
Mensapause is when you finally get old enough to wise up.
Menstrual cycle - has three wheels.
Menstruation: Male Model display.
Mental Backup in Progress - Do Not Disturb <zzzzz>
Mental Backup in progress, do not disturb. (snore)
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Ya' know?
Mental Floss: In one ear and out the other.
Mental Floss? Moral Decay? In the Music Conference?
Mental agility of a soap dish.
Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Mental floss prevents morale decay
Mentally challenged.
Mentors do it mentally.
Mentos, the Freshmaker - Mike on group of teenagers
Mentos: The mints of death.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Menu: a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
MeooOOW! SPLAT! wooOOF! SPLAT! (raining cats and dogs)
MeooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT! (Raining Cats & Dogs)
Meow ...splat... Aarf ...splat... (raining cats and dogs).
Meow culpa." - Something you'll never hear from a cat.
Meow is like Aloha it can mean anything.
Meow what? Meow I want to go out? Meow I want to eat? What?
Meow! <splat> Woof! <splat> Hmm... Must be raining...
Meow! <splat> Woof! <splat> Hmmm, must be raining...
Meow! <splat> Woof! <splat>: raining cats and dogs.
Meow, kitty, meow so pretty, oh what a pity but the cat came back.
Meow, splat, scrape, clang, fry, DINNER!
Meow. <BOOOM>
Meow: See "Ayee yah".
Meow: Sound made by a frozen doggy on a table saw.
Meow? Meow, what? Meow, I want to go out? Meow, I want to eat? What?
Meower Power!
Mer-Kist<tm>, the first dolphin AND mermaid-safe tuna.
Mercenaries Wanted * Apply at: Union Aerospace Corporation, Phobos
Mercenaries never die .. they just regroup in Hell!
Merchants do it to customers.
Merci rien (Thanks for nothin')
Mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.
Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West...
Mercury power, make up! - Mizuno Ami/Sailor Mercury
Mercy for the criminal is, Injustice for the victim.
Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
Mercy is for fools and priests. - Tarsis
Mercy rien: Thanks for nothing.
Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent. - Adam Smith
Merd: Abbreviation of Marriage that accurs after 18 to 24 months.
Merd: An abbreviation of Marriage that acuurs after 18 to 24 months.
Merd: An abbreviation of Marriage that occurs after 18 to 24 months.
Merd: An abreviation of Marriage that acuurs after 18 to 24 months.
Merde alors! Tout que j'ai pour dire...
Mere bullets have no effect on *our* moderators!
Mere life is not victory, mere death is not defeat.
Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Chistmas) -Japanese
Merkin's Maxim: When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.
Merlin Olsen is NO action hero - Crow on hero
Merlin! And against all hope
Mermaid mathematicians were algaebras.
Merriment and whatnot...it's just what would happen. -- Eeyore
Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -English June-Feb. shopping signs
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good cat!!!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal ... an' a happy new year!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Meat, where a banana can be seen as a potent fertility symbol.
Merry Meet, Merry Part, and Merry meet again
Merry Meet, and Merry Part, and Mary Tyler Moore.
Merry Merry Christmas and Happy Happy New Year to ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukah, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again.
Merryville, MO: Women are prohibited from wearing corsets.
Merryville, Missouri: Women are prohibited from wearing corsets.
Merv, Are You One of My GRIFFINS?
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Messages *must* have Taglines to be relevant!
Messages MUST have Taglines to be important!
Messages are off-topic in the Tagline Echo.
Messages are off-topic in the Taglines Conference!
Messages are off-topic in the Taglines Echo.
Messages in Taglines? Whatever is the world coming to?
Messages in taglines? Whatever is the world coming too?
Messages....Don't talk to me about messages #$%@#@%$^*....
Messenger V1.1, the feel good tagline manager of the year.
Messenger V1.2 is like having a party in your computer.
Messenger V1.2, a tagline manager for the twenty-first century!
Messenger V1.2, the feel good tagline manager of the year.
Messenger V1.2, tomorrow's tagline technology here today.
Messenger [NR] I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh heh heh
Messenger [R] 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
Messenger [R] BARNEY(n): result of feeding a Smurf after midnight
Messenger is to your mail reader as jeweler is to a beautiful woman.
Messenger v1.0, the latest technology in tagline managers.
Messenger v1.2 [NR] C:>\FUN\EXCITING\WITTY\MESSENGER.EXE
Messenger v1.2 [R] DALE SHIPP doesn't like that idea....
Messenger v1.2 [R] Is it true that the Messenger is buying taglines?
Messenger v1.2 [R] Peter's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
Messenger: For all your taglining needs.
Messiah Complex? Me?! Well, let me just sayeth unto you.....
Messianism: a genius for fanaticism of every kind.
Messier: Doesn't have to worry about his hair getting messy, eh!
Met a cat lover. Sent her a kzin.
Meta-physics is meta-difficult.
Metabolically Challenged: Politically Correct term for dead people.
Metabolically challenged
Metabolically challenged: Dead.
Metabolicly challenged - dead
Metal and flesh will fuse today
Metalhead cat igniters in Jerusalem: Beavis of Nazareth.
Metallurgists do it in the street.
Metamorphasis complete sir. Spaceball one has become... MEGA MAID!
Metaphores are ideas sporting borrowed coats.
Metaphors are similes. Similes are like metaphors.
Metaphors be with you!
Metaphysically problematic
Meteor shower tonight. Bring your own soap.
Meteorologists DO IT unpredictably.
Meter: [...../] Kilometer: [x1k...../] Deadmeter: [.._..]
Meter: [...../] Meter on a brain: [..../@] Any questions?
Meter: [...../] Meter on drugs: [\..|../] Any questions?
Meter: [...../] Tribble multiplication meter: [*****/]
Meter: [...../] Tribble multiplication meter: [*****/]
Meter: [...../] Kilometer: [x1k...../] Deadmeter: [.._..]
Meter: [...../]. Meter on drugs: [\..|../] Any questions?
Methinks I am being drawn into something here...<G>
Methinks that thou art attempting to Obfuscate the issue!
Methinks the warlock playeth with his wand too much.
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
Methodists do it by numbers.
Methuselah Lived to be 969 Years Old
Metric Lit: The Courtship of Kilometers Standish.
Metrics: A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers
Metronome: A little humanoid that lives downtown.
Metronome: Little leprechaun that lives in Dublin.
Metronome: a city dwarf.
Metronomes live in the Paris Underground.
Metropolis mourns the return of about a billion Supermen.
Mets need for success: Nine Baseball players!
Mewage. Mewage is wot bwings us togever today... -- The Bishop
Mexican DOS Prompt C:\?QUE>
Mexican Food...6 ingredients served 85 different ways.
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
Mexican beer sold in Rome: Dos XX or Two Twenty in Italian.
Mexican fast food eatery in Germanay, Taco Schnell!
Mexican fast food eatery in Germany, Taco Schnell!
Mexican spaghetti...Pasta La Vista.
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney*
Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population
Mezzosopranos do it in the middle.
Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a million pains'.
Mi Amiga es no mas.
Mi Vida Loca over & over. Welcome to my crazy life!
Mi smo eto, blizu kraja, jedan korak do ocaja,
Mi smo lepa zemlja. A lepota i pamet retko idu zajedno.
Mi'casa su'casa dond e'stad tu? - Tom
Miami Rental Car Special: 1000 rounds of Ammo FREE with Uzi rental!
Miami bumpersticker: Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload.
Miami's Dead Persons Society .... we're doing it in our genes ....
Miami, Florida: where winter is 3 days of temperature in the 60's.
Miami: Se habla Espanol; no hablo Englais
Mice Crispies: breakfast of champion cats!
Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!
Mice Krispies - kitty breakfast food
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Mice crawl under doors, programs crawl under Windows.
Mice found everywhere! [F]ire cat [G]et more cats
Mice never win, unless you believe those lying cartoons!
Michael Bolton of Borg- Be assimilated or you will listen to me sing.
Michael Davis - one sandwich short of a picnic.
Michael Gothreau aka Mick Buzzworthy of The Buzztones
Michael J. Fox is the Anti-Elvis!
Michael Jackson & Elton John duet: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"
Michael Jackson & K-Mart: both have little boys' pants half-off.
Michael Jackson - the taste of a new generation.
Michael Jackson Had His "THRILLER" And Was Real "BAD"....
Michael Jackson Will Be Attending The Pee Wee Herman Univ
Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley-A marriage made on Mars.
Michael Jackson has offered to take care of OJ's kids....
Michael Jackson must appreciate all the OJ headlines.
Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music...
Michael Jackson supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
Michael Jackson to O.J. Simpson: "I'll watch your kids."
Michael Jackson to OJ Simpson "I'll take care of the kids!"
Michael Jackson vs Barney in a 13 round winner take all.
Michael Jackson vs Sen. Packwood in a grab-off.
Michael Jackson walked backwards all the way to England.
Michael Jackson's Dangerous?? Only to little Kids.
Michael Jackson's bumper sticker: "HAVE I HUGGED YOUR KID TODAY?"
Michael Jackson's dilemma: 13 or 14, 14 or 13, 12 or 13?!
Michael Jackson's new song: "Don't let your son go down on me"
Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
Michael Jackson, going where no man has gone before.
Michael Jackson: Official Babysitter of the Tagline echo.
Michael Jackson: Whiter than Edward Scisserhands!
Michael Jordan retired? I wanna be like Mike!
Michael Mcmullin only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still...
Michael can't wait to have kids of his own!
Michael come back and face the music.
Michael failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
Michael had a Migraine Monday. What's next Toddler Tuesday?
Michael is one strange ?sexual.
Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
Michael looks just like his sister.
Michael should go back to jumping the elephant mans bones
Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
Michael to Lisa Marie "Let's adopt a eleven year old."
Michael walked backwards all the way to England.
Michael your 'Teenager in Love' musical condoms are in.
Michael! Don't chew on that@#~!... NO CARRIER
Michael! Don't chew on that@#~! NO CARRIER.
Michael's addicted to Morphine, Amphedimine, and Preteen.
Michael's gloves have plenty of vaseline on 'em...
Michael's new book: The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.
Michael, hand me that stick. I stepped in it again!
Michael, you wouldn't believe it. --Sinclair.
Michael. I wouldn't. - Sheridan
Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
Micheal Fay says vandalism in Singapore is a real pain in the butt!
Micheal Fay was the butt of several strokes.
Michelle Pfeiffer: The Bat's meow
Michelle my belle, Sunday monkey play piano song, piano song -Beatles
Michigan - Crocodiles may not be tied to fire hydrants.
Michigan - it is against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk.
Michigan: Spring, summer, fall, winter, winter, winter!
Michigan: Crocodiles may not be tied to fire hydrants.
Michigan: It is against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk.
Mick Gump: "I Can't Get No Box of Chocolates."
Mickey Mantle: "What time is it, Yogi?" Berra: "You mean right now?"
Mickey Mouse to a child is a six-foot friggin' RAT!!!
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch!
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Klinton watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bob Morgan watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch!
Mickey Mouse wears a Dino Pantazopoulos watch
Mickey Mouse wears a Donald Duck watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Nannette Thacker watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Orville watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Ronald Reagan watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Mickey Mouse wears an Al Gore watch!
Mickey Mouse wears an Al Gore watch.
Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer.
Mickey is a mouse, Pluto is a dog, Donald is a duck, What's Goffey ?
Mickey is a mouse, Pluto is a dog, Donald is a duck, What's Goofey ?
Mickey mouse is a rat !!!!!!!
Mickey's Mailer - the Happiest Reader On Earth!
Mickeysoft makes bugs..bugs...bugs!
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Micro brain? It's more of a 'mini' really.
Micro$lop.... Making it all make no sense!
Micro$oft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
Micro$oft Windows a virus with mouse support.
Micro$oft Windows: the ultimate trojan w/mouse support.
Micro$oft Windowsa virus with mouse support.
Micro$oft has a new model of WIN NT: for FORTRAN Based Punch Card Calc
Micro$oft really wanted to do VB/DOS slower than QuickBASIC. Succeeded
Micro$oft really wanted to do a C++ better than Borland's. Failed.
Micro$oft really wanted to slow down QuickBASIC. Succeeded.
Micro$oft steals ideas of DRDOS for his MSDOS. (it's true.)
Micro. Soft. - Attributed to Mrs. Bill Gates on her wedding night.
MicroSecond (Def.): Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
MicroSloth: Bringing you ten year old technology, tomorrow, maybe.
MicroSoft - Where Quality Is Job 1.1!
MicroSoft -- Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
MicroSoft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT: Soo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
MicroSoft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig
MicroSoft Product detected: (A)bort (R)etry (G)rab a stick and kill it
MicroSoft Support isn't!
MicroSoft Support: call your vendor.
MicroSoft Windows: The first virus with Mouse Support.
MicroSoft Windowsa virus with mouse support.
MicroSoft Works doesn't, and WordPerfect isn't!
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right DOS 99
MicroSoft has lots of bugs to squelch.
MicroSoft is the mother of all screw-ups!
MicroSoft is trying to drag me, kicking and screaming into the '80's!
MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system.
MicroSoft translates to: Small and Squishy?
MicroSoft...Making tomorrow's mistakes today!.
MicroSoft: Where quality is job 1.1!
MicroSoft: The weak link.
MicroSoft: Where quality is job 1.1!
MicroSoft: does that mean small & limp?
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
Microbiologists do it with culture and sensitivity.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microbiology lab: Staph only.
Microbrain!! Growl for me, show me that you still care. Q.
Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. (Q who)
Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. - Q
Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. Q
Microfiche - Plankton
Microfiche - Sardines.
Microfiche: Sardines.
Microhelen: The amount of beauty required to motivate one sailor.
Microprogramming: Programming done on extremely small computers.
Microsecond - Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
Microsloth Windoze - just say NO!!
Microsoft - Little mushy things?
Microsoft - where do you want to go in three weeks?
Microsoft Bob: Windows for Morons?
Microsoft Makes It Easier! (to switch to OS/2).
Microsoft Momie I finished the Windows, Can I go play with OS/2...
Microsoft Piracy Hotline 1-800-NO-COPYN.
Microsoft Windon't.
Microsoft Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN
Microsoft Windows - XT emulation for 486!
Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
Microsoft Windows 3.1.....a virus with mouse support
Microsoft Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses do SOMETHING.
Microsoft Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Microsoft Windows-From the people that brought you Edlin.
Microsoft Windows. Winner of 7 academy awards!
Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft Windows... from the people that brought you EDLIN.COM.
Microsoft Windows: It just keeps getting beta and beta
Microsoft Windows: EDLIN on LSD
Microsoft Windows: It just keeps getting beta and beta
Microsoft Windows: The first virus with mouse support!
Microsoft Windows: from the people who brought you EDLIN.
Microsoft Windows: like putting lipstick on a chicken.
Microsoft Windoze... Software for insomniacs ...
Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Microsoft announces EDLIN for Windows.
Microsoft bashing to an art form! Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10
Microsoft gave you windows. OS/2 gives you the house.
Microsoft gives U Windows..OS/2 gives U the house!
Microsoft gives you Windows ... IBM and OS/2 give you the whole house!
Microsoft gives you Windows. OS/2 gives you the whole house. Microsoft
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Microsoft installation error. Remove disk #92 & restart.
Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
Microsoft is a high-maintenance whore.
Microsoft is suing American Airlines 'cause they have lawyers too.
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Microsoft is suing Apple because they have employees.
Microsoft like the Pentium so much they use it to schedule Windows '95
Microsoft motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
Microsoft plays with themselves. - Philippe Kahn
Microsoft policy: "If you can't beat them, delete them."
Microsoft policy: If you beat them, delete them."
Microsoft tech support: 1-900-USUCKER
Microsoft technical support line: 1-900-SUCKERS
Microsoft wants you!
Microsoft! And to think it all started with GeeWiz Basic!
Microsoft's Motto #2 "Were #1......Wait for us!! "
Microsoft's beta testers: the buying public!
Microsoft's largest competitor has a 5% market share.
Microsoft's new motto - Wait for us, we're the leaders!
Microsoft's troubles are just beginning.
Microsoft, circa 1994: Chicago will be a painless upgrade.
Microsoft--using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
Microsoft...making it easier...to switch to OS/2.
Microsoft: Bringing you yesterday's technology "real soon now".
Microsoft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
Microsoft: The only company named after the CEO's penis.
Microsoft: They don't benchmark any better than they write OSes.
Microsoft: To badly go where more clever people have avoided going.
Microsoft: "Anwendungs-Taste". Me: "Taste dungs yourself!"
Microsoft: Does that mean small and limp?
Microsoft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
Microsoft: Making tomorrow's mistakes today...
Microsoft: When do you want Windows to crash today?
Microsoft: Where do you want to wait today?
Microsoft: You can buy better but you can't pay more!
Microsoftmaking it all make MONEY!
Microwave fireplaceSpend a whole evening in front of the fire in 5 mins.
Microwave on High for 5 minutes, or place on Pentium for 2 minutes...
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro.
Microwave: Wave from a midget.
Microwave: Form of greeting, popular in Silicon Valley.
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro.
Microwave: Wave from a midget.
Microwaves friz your heir.
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Mid-evil: When the bad guys have you surrounded.
Midas was into golden showers.
Midasize! What've you got, an Evinrude? - Tom on loud car
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsoloescence.
Middle Age: With any luck I'll outgrow it.
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Middle Age: The point at which your middle begins to show.
Middle Age: With any luck I'll outgrow it.
Middle Management of the Old West - Tom
Middle age is 10 years from now...
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle age is when you're stiff all over except where it counts.
Middle age starts when your broad mind and narrow waist change places
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Middle age: when your age starts to show at your middle.
Middle aged is fifteen years older than I am
Middle aged women don't have hot flashes - they have power surges!
Middle-age: The broad mind and narrow waist swap places.
Middle-age: When the narrow-waist and broad-mind change places.
Middle-age: When the narrow-waste and broad-mind change places.
Middle-aged and crazy and enjoying every minute of it
Middle-aged cats don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
MiddleEarth BBS - Home of the Tolkein Ring Network
Middleton Stott, I'm looking for you!!
Midget Psychic Escapes From Prison: Small Medium at Large
Midget magicians are cunning runts. A female track team...
Midget psychic escaped from prison: Small medium at large!
Midi isn't a sound file, it's a region in France!
Midlife Crisis is when your kids and your clothes are the same age.
Midnight basketball? I'd rather midnight modem with Fidonet.
Midnight on the Firing Line - day 2 of the Shapero Babylonathon...
Midnight was a barrier back in 1963...
Midrash: "And that Rock was Messiah" I Cor. 10:4
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Midwest flood humor: Des Moines, Iowa has a new zip code: 50H2O
Midwest flood humor: Fairmont, MN folks recently had a "Mud Olympics."
Midwest flood humor: Missouri has a new state motto: Row-Me State
Midwife.................. Second wife in three marriages.
Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz.
Might I inquire what's going on?" Han Solo: "Why not?"
Might I interest you in a white jacket, extra long, with buckles?
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Might as well gimme the mannequin, too - Mike
Might as well go for a soda, nobody hurts, nobody cries.
Might as well have Mitchell as a dad - Tom
Might as well take a few days off and work.
Might as well take off a few days and work.
Might as well take off my clothes & run around -Mike
Might have been meThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas
Might wake up and say, "OH, I wanna drop a piano on my head!" - Brust
Might want to save this Tagline for someone it might scare.
Might you have a large pair of handcuffs on you? - Opus
Mighty Mouse will save the day.
Mighty aches from little toe corns grow.
Mighty big shoes you're trying to fill, little lady!
Mighty songs, with goodly spells and wish-speeding runes.
Mighty songs, with goodly spells, wish-speeding runes...
Mighty tasteful words. You might have to eat them.
Migraine: Not your wheat, but mine.
Migraine: Not your wheat.
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for bookstores
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties
Migs and Fulcrums fly for Hornet target practice..
Miiiiiiinnnnnniiiiiimmmmmmmmuuuummmm WAGE Heyah! [Whipcrack]
Mike *tagged* Paula about Re: X-Files tags (3/3)
Mike Copeland only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Mike Tyson fondles butts. Jeffery Dahmer fondues them.
Mike Zier has 30,070 Taglines
Mike always has a smile. FORCED on my face - Mike
Mike! It's you! You're cool! - Crow on Nelson cigarettes
Mike! Muh-muh-muh Mike! Muh-muh-muh Mike! - Crow sings
Mike's Vet & Taxidermy: Either way, you get your dog back.
Mike's Vet and Taxidermy: Either way, you get your dog back!
Mike's Vet and Taxidermy: Either way you get yer dog back.
Mike's Vet and Taxidermy: Either way, you get your dog back!
Mike, Gypsy, Crow & Tom over the left breastical region
Mike, I'm scared! - Crow as tough, trampy lady talks
Mike, have you had any problems with security? - Dr. F
Mike, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Mike, that is it! You're a miracle worker young man -Crow
Mike, this sucks! Can we just eat? - Gypsy
Mike, we weren't gonna haze you - Crow
Mike, what have we learned? - Crow
Mike, you dial 911 - Gypsy during fire drill
Mike, you gotta help us. We're on a date - Dr. Forrester
Mike, you old fruit bat - Tom
Mike, yuck! Icky! - Dr. Forrester on messy satellite
Mike. Mike. Something's...Happening - Tom as Batman
Mike: Limbless guy with a powerful voice
Mike: (name in credits) Joseph Harris? * Crow: Here!
Mike: (name in credits) Sig Shore? * Tom: Present!
Mike: (on drag race) Ben Hur! * Tom: Ben Him?
Mike: 509! * Crow: 509! * Tom: Power ball number!
Mike: A BIG garage * Crow: It's even got a subway stop
Mike: Are you a real lonely guy? * Tom: Yeh. You?
Mike: Arrrgh! * Tom: Jeez Mike, can you keep it down?!
Mike: Ciao Laverne! * Crow: Ciao Shirley!
Mike: Do you wanna get married? * Crow: No * Tom: No
Mike: Gas station jokes? * Tom: In there!
Mike: Go girl! * Crow: Right on, woman!
Mike: Hey Sigfried, you fly the plane * Tom: Nazi bastard
Mike: Hey! Tom: Hey! Crow: Hey! Mike: Hey! Tom: Hey!
Mike: I don't smoke * Crow: Isn't it time you started?
Mike: Is there a problem? * Frank: Oh, nothing. Nothing.
Mike: It won the Palme De'Butt at Cannes * Tom: Can!
Mike: John Caradine! * Crow: Was he ALWAYS 100 years old?
Mike: Let the games begin * Magic Voice: B37. B37.
Mike: Limbless guy with a powerful voice
Mike: Lincoln! * Tom: Douglas!
Mike: Marching Band station * Tom: All Sousa All The Time
Mike: One night stand stuff? * Tom: It's all covered!
Mike: Pat Buchanan with a gun * Crow: Normal
Mike: Remember that song? * Tom: NO!
Mike: Shut up! * Tom: Shut up! * Mike: Shut up, you!
Mike: Stuffing! * Tom: Potatoes!
Mike: Tastes great! * Tom: Less filling!
Mike: Thank you for saving my bacon * Crow: Nooo Problem!
Mike: Tom Servo's planetarium show * Crow: What luck
Mike: Uh, multiple partner elusions? * Tom: Got it!
Mike: We're NOT artists * Crow: Maybe YOU'RE not, Michael
Mike: We've done 'promiscuity' entendres * Tom: Check!
Mike: You wanna marry...? * Crow: Tom Servo!
Mike: You're better * Crow: I know
Mike:A 4 Star Prison * Crow:Recommended by Best Leftists
Mike? Dr. MindBender here. Have you thought of Lake Victoria lately?
Mike? Real personal knowledge comes only from deep introspection. D.M.
Mike? Shall we? - Tom asks Mike to dance
Mikey and I agree, cats are war mongers. (Polly)
Mikey gonna see King of Trains. - Mikey
Miki Maus je silovao Mini, tako je nastao Silja
Mikie will do it with anything.
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Mildred! ... Women aren't supposed to say that `bout themselves! :-)
Mildy peeved researchers? -Dr. F on Mad's new designation
Mile-stone: a book that paves the way for more goodies.
Mileage may vary, Your plane may explode..
Miles O'Brien *is* a chief petty officer.
Miles and Miles of files.
Miles behind the killing hordes - Course of Empire
Miles to walk before I rest.
Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
MilesDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et Right On It, Sir
MilesDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ick The Bas***d!
Milhouse, can you keep a secret? ..No.. Oh well, who cares..
Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! - Bart Simpson
Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! - Bart Simpson
Milhouse, we're livin' in an age of lesbians!
Milhouse:"What about Ray Bradbury?" Martin:"I'm familiar with his work."
Militancy of feminism is inversely proportional to beauty.
Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either.
Militant Agnostic: I don't know, and neither do you.
Militant Evangelical Taoists: Send money, but not to us!
Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
Military Intelligence - In God We Trust, everyone else we monitor.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
Military Intelligence. Two words combined that can't make sense.
Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
Military justice is to justice as military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to \SLMR\
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military oxymoron: Killed by friendly fire.
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all -- Spock
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
Military: Universal Obscurant [Smoke]
Militia: 1. A CITIZEN army, as distinct from a body of professionals.
Milk = Dirty Mother
Milkbone underwear for a dog eat dog world
Milken of Borg: I assimilate only your dollars.
Milkman in high heels: Dairy Queen
Milkmen do it in the morning.
Mill-stone: a book that receives lots of disgruntled reactions.
Millenium Falcon here. Who're those bozos in the cubes?
Miller's Law: You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it
Millhouse, we're living in the age of cooties.-Bart Simpson
MilliHelen (n.): The amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
MilliHelen, n: Amount of beauty required to launch a single ship
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
MilliHelen: Beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen (n.): Unit of beauty needed to launch one ship.
Millihelen: The amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.
Millihelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Million here-million there-soon you're talking real money!
Million of tribble taglines I leave unquoted.
Million to one chances occur nine times out of ten
Millionaire Senators: 21 Democrats, 7 Republicans. Tax the rich?
Millions for chaos, not one cent for entropy.
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. - Rush Limbaugh
Millions of Tribble Taglines I leave unquoted...
Millions of people are not meant to be Unitarians.
Millions of people are not ment to be Unitarians.
Millions of people will die who have never died before." ... Spock
Millions of years ago, the Earth was a molten mass...
Millions who want immortality get bored on rainy Sundays.
Millions! Billions! F**kin' Donald Trump lotto!! <Murtagh>
Milliway's is an extraordinary venture in catering.
Milo Bloom for Florida's next Governor.
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged Orville Bullitt's.
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged Orville's.
Milton A. Canniff, cartoonist ("Steve Canyon"), was an Eagle Scout.
Milton A. Canniff, cartoonist (Terry & the Pirates) was an Eagle Scout.
Milwaukee's Longest FidoNet SysOp and It's all Greek to me.
Mime's theme song: I Love a Charade.
Mime: One who doesn't speak even when spoken to.
Mimes do it silently.
Mimes don't DO IT; everyone hates a mime.
Mimes: Milli Vanilli unplugged.
Mimoids - People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed papers.
Minbari Windsword to Picard: "There is a hole...in your hair."
Minbari do not lie, Captain. --Lennier.
Minbari don't have hair. This is Human hair. - Kliest
Minbari of Borg: We let you assimilate us. Won't say why.
Minbari to Minbari? Garibaldi As you say. --Lennier.
Minbari: The term 'bonehead' will never be the same again.
Mince Your Words, Makes Them Easier to Eat Later.
Mind Like A Sieve: discards everything that doesn't blink.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Mind Like a Wool Sock (MLAWS) - Fuzzy, moth-eaten, full of holes.
Mind altering drugs don't always work...............immediately.
Mind altering drugs. There not just for kids anymore!
Mind altering drugs? No thanks. I might become normal.
Mind full of trivia. No room left for real knowledge.
Mind goes blank? Remember to turn off the sound!
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Mind if I cry on your shoulder while I PMS?
Mind if I play... er, talk through?
Mind if I rape your daughter
Mind if we call you Bruce just to keep it clear?
Mind like a . . . sieve? Nah, that wasn't it.
Mind like a ... what's that called?
Mind like a steel sieve :^)
Mind like a what's that called?
Mind numbed robots on the left. Those of thought on the right.
Mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.
Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter
Mind the misty sea or end up sad like Mr. Me -TMBG
Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. - Yoda
Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
Mind your manners or I'll stick a sword through your lips
Mind your own busines, Fox! -Falco
Mind your own business, Gawd, everyone thinks they're a moderator
Mind your own business, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER
Mind your own business, I am NOT off topic
Mind your own business, I don't care if you do think you're the modera
Mind your own business, I find you little more than annoying
Mind your own business, I know how to connect the mod*@#$ ATHO
Mind your own business, I'm happy just the way I am
Mind your own business, if I wanted your opinion I'd ignore you
Mind your own business, junior moderators are not needed here
Mind your own business, moan, whine, and pout elsewhere
Mind your own business, one false step and it's flame, flame, flame
Mind your own business, the life you save may be your own
Mind your own business, you do have your own life, don't you
Mind your own business, you might need to know what your business is
Mind your own business, you must have something better to do
Mind your own friggin' business, will ya?!?
Mind-altering drugs don't always work ...Immediately.
Mind-numbed robot, n: Rush-basher
Mind... Mind... Let's see, I had one of those around here someplace.
Mindful of th' unhonored dead. -- Gray
Minding your own business will not be tolerated.
Mindless Chatter and Drivel *is* the topic.
Mindless Chatter<tm>:Takes no prisoners - and eats the Wounded!!!
Mindless Chatter---This ain't no "CHAT with your friends" echo.
Mindless Chatter: A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs.
Mindless Chatter: Newbies are people too! (giggle giggle, yeah right!)
Mindless Chatter: This ain't no CHAT echo.
Mindless Chatter: This ain't no pen pal echo.
Mindless Chatter: Where everyone is a Co-moderator.
Mindless Chatter: Where we roast marshmallows on the flames of others.
Mindless Chatter: Worst Echo in Fidonet <tm>
Mindless Chatter: Worst Echo in Fidonet.
Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of a lack of caffeine.
Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of much caffeine.
Mindless ramblings have been brought to you courtesy of much caffene.
Minds are like parachutes, both work better when open!
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Minds and parachutes only function properly when open.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Minds are like parachutes. They only function properly when open.
Minds are like parachutes... they work only when open.
Minds are like umbrellas. They only function when they are open.
Minds are parachutes, they work best when open.
Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work properly when open.
Mindy of Borg: OK, Mrs. Assimilated Lady! Luvyabyebye!
Mine are becoming tighter and tighter all the time. - Dire Wolf
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Mine is a lot smaller than many on here, so hopefully that indicates a
Mine! Mine! I got dibs! Great Tagline, thanks.
Mine's dead now and is the onliest good cat i ever seed.
Mine's gone too, but I didn't see it go.
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Miners do it deeper than divers.
Miners do it with a bang.
Miners do it with a big drill.
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one..
Minesweep Sailors....Iron Men In Wooden Ships
Mini-skirt: a might gown.
Mini-skirts always get maxi-attention!
Miniature Giant Russian Dwarf Giant Space Hamster.
Miniaturists do it with as little as possible.
Minimum wage for politicians.
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in fancy restaurants.
Miniskirt types : Mini, Micro, Don't bend over, NICE VIEW !
Ministers DO IT on sundays.
Ministers DO IT vicariously.
Ministers do it only on Sunday.
Ministers do it vicariously.
Ministry of Silly Walks
Minmei (adj.): One that irritates a person to the point of suicide.
Minmei does it without thinking.
MinneSota-DOS: OK? (Y)ah sure, by golly (N)ope (U)ff da
MinneSota-DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure you betcha (I) dunno (U)ff da
MinneSota-DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah you betcha, (I) dunno, (U)ff da!
MinneSotaDOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure you betcha (I) dunno (U)ff da
Minnesota - Glove it or leave it.
Minnesota - Have you jump started your kid today?
Minnesota - Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
Minnesota - Land of two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
Minnesota - Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
Minnesota - Many are cold but few are frozen.
Minnesota - One day it's warm the rest of the year it's cold.
Minnesota - Where the elite meet the sleet.
Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
Minnesota - home of blonde hair and blue ears.
Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
Minnesota DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure, you betcha (I) dunno (U)fdah!
Minnesota Home of the MOOSEquito
Minnesota gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop - BBI
Minnesota state bird: the Mosquito!
Minnesota....I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Minnesota: The land of blonde hair and blue ears!
Minnesota: closed for glacier repairs.
Minnesota: women's prisons built alongside schools; men's not.
Minnie Pearl's murder weapon - Mike on tagged arrow
Minnie Pearl...The Grand Ole Osprey
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Minor Operation: Coal digging.
Minor Operation: Coal digging.
Minor Triad: Name of the wife of the head of the Music Department.
Minor Triad: the name of the wife of the head of the Music Department.
Minor operation. What workers do in a coal mine.
Minor operation: One performed on somebody else.
Minor sexual abuse: 1 boy to 1.7 girls.
Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!!
Minoxidil didn't work $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER
Minute 6 of the glorious refueling sequence - Tom
Minute Man: Guy who double parks in front of whore house.
Minute Man: a guy who double parks in front of a whore house.
Minute Rice is now microwaveable. Why?
Minutes of the last AARP meeting: "ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Minutes spent at the table don't put on weight...seconds do.
Miracle Ear: A Ferengi sex toy.
Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy
Miracle Ear: Ferringe sex toy.
Miracle Software, Inc- "If it works, it's a Miracle!"
Miracle Software, Inc. Motto: If it works, it's a Miracle
Miracle Story #7234: One leg Johnny can run again.
Miracle Worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim! No, scratch that...
Miracle Worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim! <*Huh???*>
Miracle Worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim! No, scratch that...
Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought.
Miracle worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim... err, no, scratch
Miracle worker, Doctor, I'm a dammit, not a jim! No, no, wait...
Miracle worker, Dr., I'm a dammit, not a Jim! No, wait...
Miracle worker, doctor, I'm a dammit, not a Jim! No, wait, hold on.
Miranda branda: The logo sticker on a banana.
Mirath with sails unfurled!
Mirror, Mirror on the Ceiling........How'm I doin'? - Mae West
Mirror, mirror on the table...
Mirror, mirror on the wall/ | \llaw eht no rorrim ,rrorriM.
Mirror-image tagline || enilgat egami-rorriM ...
Mirrorabilia: The stuff people hang from their rearview mirrors.
Mirrorcide - Leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Mirrorcide: Main cause of death among finches and budgies.
Mirrorcide: leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Mirthgirth: Weight gained over the holidays.
Misbehaving Witches are sent to the broom closet...
Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
Misbehaving, no regrets, no blame. - QR
Miscarriage: Firing a Rifle and missing a baby buggy.
Miscarriage: Firing a Rifle and missing a target.
Miscellaneous is always the largest catagory - Slovotsky's Law.
Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth.
Misdemeanor: An unmarried woman named Demea Nor.
Miserable comforters are ye all. - Job 16:2
Misers accumulate their money the hoard way!
Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. -- Shakespeare
Misery acquaints a man with strange taglines. -- Tagspeare
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
Misery is being a smoker--and being chased by a mugger who isn't.
Misery is your wife, dog, mistress & secretary all pregnant at once!
Misery loves company, All.
Misery loves company, Lawrence.
Misery loves company, STEVE.
Misery loves company, Tuvok -- Chakotay
Misery loves company, Tuvok.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misery loves company, but she will rarely foot the bill.
Misery loves company, but she'll rarely foot the bill.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Misfortune - The kind of fortune that you never miss.
Misfortune shows those who are not friends.<Aristotle>
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
Misfortunes always enter any door left open for them.
Misinform: delivering pertinent facts to the ladies.
Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all.
Miskatonic U - Home of the Fighting Cephalopods *GO PODS!*
Miskatonic U. - why study LESSER evils?
Miskatonic U. Alumni Association. Go Pods!
Miskatonic U. motto: 'The Truth Shall Make You Flee'
Miskatonic University Class of 1767.
Miskatonic University, Gateway to a Higher Learning Dimension.
Miskatonic University...why study LESSER evils?
Miskatonic University: Gateway to a Higher Learning Dimension.
Miskatonic University: The Truth shall make you flee.
Mislabeled,OffTopic,WrongSub,Mizspeled,BadGrammer,GreatTag!
Mislim da mislim, znaci postojim :)
Mislim dakle postojim ! (rekoh pa nestadoh)
Mislim, dakle naj*bo sam
Misljenje je kao dupe, svako ima pravo na svoje!!
Mispelled ? Impossible. My modem is error correcting ...
Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>
Miss Galileo come with me, and view the new Astronomy.
Miss Internet 1995...Carol Carpal.
Miss Jane Pittman! - Tom on zombie
Miss Manners in Personal Best - Mike
Miss Winters, it's late. --Ivanova.
Missed it by | | <- THAT much!
Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart
Missiles locked on, ready to terminate - Mike
Missiles of ligneous or osterous consistency have the potential of
Missing - man who claims to be a politician escapes Arkansas funny farm
Missing - presumed married.
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - User not loaded!
Missing Mouse Driver. Punish the cat? (Y/N)
Missing and presumed married.
Missing from the Mac Commandments: "Gimme my DAMN floppy DISK !!!
Missing keyboard. Think F1 to continue.
Missing messages? That Fido is ONE hungry puppy!
Missing presumed having a good time.
Missing you dog? Look under my car tires!
Missing your cat ? Check under my tires...
Missing your cat? ...look under my tires.
Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires...
Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!
Missing your cat? Look under my wheelchair!
Missing your cat? ...look under my tires.
Missing your cat? Check between my tires!
Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!
Missing your dog? Look under my car tires!
Missing: A Life. Inquire without.
Missing: Castle, two turrets, one small moat monster. Contact David.
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
Mission accomplished! - Crow after debriefing Mike
Mission of Deep Space 9: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before
Mission statement: Modem down with my Uart chip set at stun-ning speed
Missionaries gave cannibals the first taste of Christianiy.
Missionaries: The other white meat.
Missionary position: acceptable, but you're not allowed to dance.
Missionary! The Man on a Mission!
Mississippi speed bump: Any redneck with a six-pack.
Missouri, the "Show Me" state
Misspeled? Imposible. I have an error corecting modum.
Misspelled ? Never ! My modem is error correcting !
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.- Geco
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem have I!
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Misspelled? Naah...my modem is error correcting!
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Misspelled? Impossible my modem is error correcting
Misspelled? Impossible! My modem is korecting.
Misspelled? Impossible. My GPS is error correcting!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled? Impossible... error correcting modem!
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Misspelled?..Impossible! My modem is error Correcting!
Misspellers of the world, UNTIE!!!!!
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
Missus Bates wants her hair back -Tom on guy's goofy hair
Missus Forrester, your son is SICK! - Gyspy
Missus Hathaway goes berserk! - Mike
Missus Roosevelt's looking FINE! - Crow leers at old lady
Mistake #10 Being knighted with a sword of life draining
Mistake: Something a Virgin and a Parachutist only make once!
Mistake: Something a Virgin or a Parachutist make only once!
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to total failure.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce
Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime.
Mistakes will happen, but don't give them too much help.
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Mister Baggins, it seems you lag behind. - Thorin Oakenshield
Mister Blaes is spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Mister Desdiato is spending a year dead for tax purposes. --HHGttG.
Mister Garibaldi !!!!! I Knoooooww.
Mister Garibaldi !!!!! I Knoooooww....
Mister Happy Boy, Right! - Ren.
Mister Kingdom help me please to find the rainbow's end...
Mister Worf, show Wesley to the airlock. - Picard
Mister Worf, show these childern the air lock - Picard
Mister! Don't you got a football game to go to?!
Mister! Here's your mule!
Mister! Here's your mule!
Mister! Here's your mule.
Mister, can you spare us a copper penny?
Mister, your ninja's dragging - Joel on ninja under truck
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Mistress - Something between a mister and a matress..
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress! - Crow & Tom as guy buy's lingerie
Mistress: A cutie on the Q.T.
Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Mitre: A funny hat worn by a Bishop.
Mix Chivas and Slim Fast! Get drunk and loose weight!
Mixed Doubles: Renee Richard and Martina Navratolova.
Mixed Emotions: 89 new messages. 32 of them to you.
Mixed Emotions: MotherInLaw drives your new car off a cliff!
Mixed Emotions: Your Mother-In-Law drives your NEW car off a cliff!
Mixed Emotions: Your kid gets an "A" in Sex Ed class.
Mixed Emotions: Your teenager gets an A in Sex Education.
Mixed Emotions:Your kid gets an A in Sex Education
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an A in sex class.
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an A in sex class.
Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an "A" in Sex Education.
Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an A+ in sex education.
Miyazawa to Bush: "Your dinner is on me!"
Mladost je srecna jer za nju postoji buducnost
Mmm, Kal Kan IS better - Crow as man eats from a can
Mmm, boy! I love these toenail clippings! -- Tom Servo
Mmm-hey! - Scientist
Mmm..Berger.. - Homer
Mmm..Marge.. - Homer
Mmm..apple.. - Homer
Mmm..barbeque.. - Homer
Mmm..beer.. - Homer
Mmm..bowling fresh.. - Homer
Mmm..chicken.. - Homer
Mmm..chocolate.. - Homer
Mmm..crumbled-up cookie things.. - Homer
Mmm..donuts.. - Homer
Mmm..foot-long chili dog.. - Homer
Mmm..forbidden donut.. - Homer
Mmm..free goo.. - Homer
Mmm..ham.. - Homer
Mmm..hamburgers.. - Homer
Mmm..hog fat.. - Homer
Mmm..invisible cola.. - Homer
Mmm..money.. - Homer
Mmm..organized crime.. - Homer
Mmm..pancakes.. - Homer
Mmm..patata chips.. - Homer
Mmm..purple.. - Homer
Mmm..sacrilisious.. - Homer
Mmm..shrimp.. - Homer
Mmm..snout.. - Homer
Mmm..something.. - Homer
Mmm..soylent green.. - Old Homer
Mmm..urinal fresh.. - Homer
Mmmm this tuna melt sammich really tastes quite nice -Tom
Mmmm! Good reefer, man - Crow
Mmmm, Gummy-Beer. --Homer Simpson.
Mmmm, boy, this is fun. This is good fun...
Mmmm, boy, this is fun. This is good fun.
Mmmm, kind of a minty...Whoop whoop whoo! - Tom
Mmmm, nice back porch - Crow on guy bending over
Mmmm, something smells good! Hey, it's me!
Mmmm, something smells good! It's me. --The Cat.
Mmmm. Looks like Maggie the cat - Tom on undressing girl
Mmmm. Nope. No that didn't do it - Mike as couple necks
Mmmm...you want her to come back willingly, don't you?
MmmmRoast Leg of Insurance Salesman!
Mmmmm! A problem with grammar have I, yes! - Yoda
Mmmmm, good ice cube! - Crow
Mmmmm, pigs knuckles! - Crow
Mmmmm, that smells WONDERFUL! What is it?
Mmmmm... Organized crime!
Mmmmm... Voyager
Mmmmm... stranded 75,000 light-years away from Patti and Selma
Mmmmmm I love Tribbles!
Mmmmmmm. Doughnuts! Wwwow...
Mmmmmmm...Doooonnnnnuuuuuuuttttttt.......DOH!
Mmmmmmmm, Gummy-Beer.
Mmmmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut! Ahm uhm ahm
Mo Mo Modem broke, what am I to do? Mo Mo Mode**@#!&^%**NO CARRIER
MoDems... what Clinton asked Santa for Christmas.
Mob Neverball - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Mob rule #1 : Nazis and Mob members DON'T mix...
Mobil's Maxim: Bad regulation begets worse regulation.
Mobile Annual Rain Festival: January 1 to December 31...
Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago(b)
Mobile No Smoking Zone
Mobilnu telefoniju je izmislio Vitez Koja
Mobius strippers have no rear end.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Mobnoxious: A group of loud teenagers in a mall.
Moby Dick - a venereal disease.
Moby Dick is NOT a social disease!
Moby Dick is not a venereal disease
Moby Disk: "Call me E-mail . . ."
Mock frog?!?!? We use *no* artificial additives or preservatives!
Mod hair Ken bulks up - Crow as teen lifts weight
Model railroading: A very "N"gauging hobby!
Modelism: belief in the deity of Cindy Crawford.
Models DO IT in any position.
Models by Ernie & Lewis Hungren. 4th & 5th grade - Joel
Models do it in the buff.
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
Models who don't need girdles model girdles.
Modem (mo-dem): lots, as in "I want modem funny taglines!"
Modem ... a deterrent to bill collectors calling you at home.
Modem = Modem Tags
Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem Addiction Helpline: 1-800-CON-NECT (Data only)
Modem Law: +++ATH = ********** NO CARRIER
Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER
Modem Naked!
Modem Police.... we booked you at 1600 cps
Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Modem Police.we booked you at 1600 cps
Modem Warning: For external use only. Keep out of reach of owner.
Modem \MO-dem\ - 1: Lots, as in "I want modem funny taglines!"
Modem a deterrent to bill collectors calling you at home.
Modem addicts do it online.
Modem addictus has got us!
Modem arrested - accused of baudy talk; film at 11.
Modem cross talk noise = phantasmagorical communications?
Modem in haste, repent at moderator.
Modem naked with a friend
Modem not found(A)bort...(R)etry...(G)o to bed?...
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)cream.
Modem not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)uke, (g)o shop.
Modem not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)uke, (g)o to bed.
Modem not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)cream.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)cream.
Modem not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)uke (g)oshop
Modem not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)uke (g)oto bed
Modem on Wheels - Central Texas PC Users Group.
Modem owners DO IT on-line.
Modem owners do it online.
Modem police ... we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Modem sex ? Oh THATS where all these little modems came from.
Modem sex begins with a handshake
Modem sex begins with a handshake . . .
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem sex is too dam safe.
Modem sex!:you're faxed!
Modem sex...the next best thing to being there...
Modem users DO IT with a handshake.
Modem users do it in packets
Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.
Modem, modem, modem - keep them bits a flowin'...
Modem, n.: Device for exchanging baud-y messages?
Modem, said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.
Modem, said the gardener, when Tom finished the lawns.
Modem, said the gardener, when he finished the lawns.
Modem... MOdulator DEModulator... MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds.
Modem: Newest effective non-medical birth control device.
Modem: A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem: A way not to answer phone soliciters.
Modem: Complement of Mode W.
Modem: Deterrent to parents who call to remind you to close the fridge
Modem: Deterrent to parents who call to say, "Don't run with scissors"
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem: Device to simulate sound of disconnected telephone
Modem: Highly effective non-medical birth control device.
Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds.
Modem: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
Modem: Noise for 5 seconds, then quietly fills your HD.
Modem: The newest effective non-medical birth control device!
Modem: What gardners do to dem lawns.
Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Modem: n. a deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem: what to do to tall weeds.
ModemFreaks: The Few, The Eccentric, The Mentally-Challenged!
ModemMOdulator DEModulatorMOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modemac, was that your tagline or did your mail reader throw
Modemer/card collector's problem: Cards or QWK...? Cards or QWK...?
Modemers do it `error free'!
Modemers do it `long distance'!
Modemers do it `with a long cable'!
Modemers do it and don't drop their carrier afterwards.
Modemers do it bit by bit and never byte off too much.
Modeming forever - housework whenever"
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modeming or new baby -- either way, dear, not tonight!
Modeming takes a lot of time. Oh well, I'd just be asleep otherwise!
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Modeming's more fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
Modemming runs in my family. My uncle ran a baudy house.
Modemo Ergo Dingbats
Modems - the modern method for mail messaging.
Modems -- reach out and byte someone.
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themselves
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
Modems do it with a handshake.
Modems have feelings too!
Modems... reach out and BYTE someone.
Modems... the best things since Teddy Bears. cc
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modems...reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems:Cheaper then drugs, much more addictive!
Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses
Moderate not lest thou be moderated thineself.
Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself
Moderate only as necessary. Otherwise be invisible.
Moderated.....But.....I was ONLY Joking!......
Moderating JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Moderating a FidoNet echo is like trying to herd ferrets!
Moderating in Moderation.
Moderating is a dirty job, but I'm glad YOU have to do it!
Moderating now sublet to Chtulhu in this conference.
Moderating now sublet to Cthulhu in this conference.
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Moderating: the ultimate twit filter.
Moderation could be needed, but not usually.
Moderation here subcontracted to Cthulhu, Inc.
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
Moderation in all things, especially moderators!
Moderation in this conference has been subcontracted to C'thulu.
Moderation in this conference has been subcontracted to Chtulhu.
Moderation in this conference is now subcontracted to Chtulhu...
Moderation in this conference is now subcontracted to Cthulhu...
Moderation in this conference subcontracted to Cthulhu Inc.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess
Moderation is best for those who own stock in AT&T.
Moderation is for monks and Moderators.
Moderation is for monks.
Moderation is good, but boring.
Moderation now being subcontracted to Chtulhu in TAGLINES
Moderation now being subcontracted to Cthulhu.
Moderation of this conference has been subcontracted to Satan, Inc.
Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc.
Moderation on this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu Inc.
Moderation on this conference subcontracted to Cthulhu Inc.
Moderation, if nothing else, should be fair and consistant.
Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it...
Moderator & Sysop of Largest GENEALOGICAL BBS in Midwest!
Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile
Moderator (n): See God, Fascist, Oppressor, Dictator.
Moderator (n): See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator (n): FidoNet alias for Dictator.
Moderator (n): Subspecies of God, specific to Fidonet.
Moderator (n): Subspicies of God, specific to Fidonet.
Moderator (n): also see GOD, Tyrant, Egotist, Opressor
Moderator (n): see also dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egoist, oppressor,
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppresor.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor, censor...
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor, slimeball.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, host, oppressor.
Moderator (n): see god, dictator, egoist, oppressor.
Moderator (n.): Subspecies of God, specific to Fidonet.
Moderator : Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator = God - wisdom + intolerance
Moderator = God - wisdom + tolerance
Moderator = Satan in some cases.
Moderator Alert!!! I know he's somewhere around Here..(Ouch!)..
Moderator Error: Moderator deleted.
Moderator Mafia: Toucha my Tag and you're dead!
Moderator Mode on alert.
Moderator Motto: "Excess is never enough."
Moderator Policy #1: If you can't beat 'em, BAN 'em!
Moderator Policy #2: Policy is whatever we say it is.
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps, cut links!
Moderator Rule #2: You are *not* Godbut don't tell a
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #3: Off-Topic posts are a threat to your manhood.
Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God But don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #4: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #4: Everyone hates you - so hate 'em back!
Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood.
Moderator Rule #4: You're NOT GodBut don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #5: Boring on-topic posts are off-topic.
Moderator Rule #5: Everyone hates you - so hate 'em back!
Moderator Rule #5: On-Topic posts that bore you should be deleted.
Moderator Rule 6: Off-topic posts directly threaten your manhood.
Moderator Toss Event, scheduled for the near future!
Moderator alert Well, yes ma'am Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alert! Well, yes ma'am...sorry. But it is kinda off topic.
Moderator alert! Well, yes ma'am...sorry. But it is kinda on topic.
Moderator alert! Well, yes ma'amsorry. But it is kinda off topic.
Moderator alert! Well, yes ma'amsorry. But it is kinda on topic.
Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alert... well, yes mamm... sorry. But it is kinda on topic.
Moderator alertWell, yes ma'amSorry. But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alertwell, yes mammsorry. But it is kin
Moderator and Topics Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile
Moderator control - When the Sainz go marchin' in.
Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for?
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulu.
Moderator not found, (r)etry (p)ost off topic?
Moderator not found, entering forbidden topi@$#%& NO CARRIER
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n)
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y/n]
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [y] [y]
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? (Y/N)
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n)
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [y] [n]
Moderator not found. Insert FORBIDDEN TOPICS <Y/n>
Moderator not found: (r)etry, (p)ost off topic?
Moderator not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ost Off-Topic?
Moderator of the FidoNet STERN-SHOW Conference
Moderator of the KLIN_CHEF - KlinNet Cooking Echo
Moderator off topic, delete (Y/y/A)?
Moderator on vaction.... Let's PAR-TAY!....<G>
Moderator sighted at Mark..Holtz.
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic recipe.
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline.
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of self destruction.
Moderator word processor: Word Imperfect
Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.
Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation
Moderator's have more fun than ##%@<NO CARRIER>
Moderator's law: Take a vacation and it hits the fan.
Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet
Moderator(n): Subspicies of God, native to Fidonet
Moderator, Cthulhu...there's a difference?
Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference.
Moderator, Scn-Music.
Moderator-n-- see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant.
Moderator.Com found ,.. restore topic.on [y/n]?
Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut.
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator: Move it to another echo, please. NOW!
Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list.
Moderator: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator: Satan in some cases.
Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator: Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet.
Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp?
Moderator: "Limit this user to 300 baud when in this conference."
Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet.
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over own two feet.
Moderator: Limit this user to 300 baud when in this conference.
Moderator: Move it to another echo, please. NOW!
Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list.
Moderator: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator: Please limit this user to 300 baud when in TAGLINES.
Moderator: Satan in some cases.
Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator: Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet.
Moderator: You're gonna run out of BBS's before I run out of Netmail.
Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp?
Moderator: the one job that makes herding cats look easy!
Moderator? They have those here?
Moderator? We done nede no stinkin Moderator here.
Moderator? What's a #$^&()%#@$ moderator?
Moderator? Where's the Moderator?! Don't need no Stinkin' Moderator!!!
Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
Moderatoritis: disease-symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
Moderators (Ooops wrong file)
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
Moderators - I guess evryone has to get off welfare sometime
Moderators - Preserving our rights to nothing at all.
Moderators - The people USERS laugh at!
Moderators - What to do when you have no life.
Moderators CAN'T use twit filters!
Moderators R Us.
Moderators are a pretty indulgent lot..<g>
Moderators are always right, aren't they?
Moderators are back judge, line judge, and referee, so I get 3 timeouts.
Moderators are like policemen. You can never find one when needed.
Moderators are not God. God has mercy.
Moderators are people, too.
Moderators ave more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Moderators die at an early age; murdered by their wives.
Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is NC-17.
Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-
Moderators do have a tough job.
Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it.
Moderators don't have to sign messages, you just KNOW.
Moderators don't need a license. They just do it.
Moderators don't need relevance.
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Moderators hate on-topic messages; leaves nothing for them to do.
Moderators have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17.
Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Moderators have seen it, ALL.
Moderators issue feedcuts I HOPE
Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo!
Moderators moderating moderators, on the next Geraldo!
Moderators moderating moderators. Next Geraldo!
Moderators need love, too
Moderators need to moderate in moderation.
Moderators should be well versed in moderation.
Moderators shouldn't post and make friends, it backfires.
Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER
Moderatr = Moderator Tags
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Modern birth control: Lunch at a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Modern economics is old theory founded on newly bankrupt assumptions.
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Modern marriage: For better or worse...rarely for good.
Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax."
Modern music theory-If you can't play good, play loud.
Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe
Modern society: The lowest common denominator.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Modesty died when clothes were born. - Twain
Modesty died when false modesty was born. - Twain
Modesty died when false modesty was born. --Mark Twain.
Modesty died when false modesty was born. --Twain.
Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue.
Modesty is a good bait when fishing for praise.
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Modesty is but one of my many wonderful traits.
Modesty is dishonesty.
Modesty is for a shield against the eye of the unclean. K.Gibran
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be
Modular Sofas. Only $299.00. For rest or fore play.
Modulation: "Nothing is bad in modulation."
Modules do it on the stage.
Moe: Fire at will! Curly: Which one is Will?
Moebius strip - see other side for instructions.
Moebius stripper never show you their backsides.
Moebius strippers never show you their back side.
Moff Tarkin of Borg: Thank you Princess. Proceed with the Assimilation
Mogla si da budes moja, al' nisi htela...
Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble.
Mohammed Salami is my hero!
Moist as grass, ripe and heavy as the night.
Moj krevet - OLTAR ;))))))))
Moj racunar ima dvobitni procesor
Moj san su 4P: Pajero, Pistolj, Plavusa, Pentium
Moja jedina mana je skromnost, inace sam savrsen !! :)
Moja ljubav prema tebi je bezgranicna.Glupost ne zna za granice
Moja sreca ne lici na tebe...
Moja zemlja je mala ali rastresita
Molasses: Additional girls.
Mold. It's the only culture some people have.
Moldy? Old? I think I'll go get something to eat! - Homer
Moldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat! - Homer
Mole(n)-Burrowing mammal comprised of 6.023e23 molecules.
Mole: burrowing mammal composed of 6.02x10^23 molecules.
Molester, Killer, Rapist: These are the people in your neighbourhood
Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon
Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon --Babylon 5.
Molly Ivins on Camille Paglia: "Sheesh, what an asshole."
Molly McGee of Borg: Don't assimilate that closet, Fibber!
Molly, this is Baldrick, a pointless peasant.
Molotoff cocktail: shake well and swerve.
Molotov cartail: A car with a rag sticking out of its gas tank.
Mom - Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*! - Calvin
Mom Germwall - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Mom and Dad went to Quark's and all I got was this T-shirt!
Mom and dad had a plan for me.
Mom get off the neighbor's porch - Crow
Mom has to earn a night's respite from me. Calvin.
Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
Mom said carrots are good for my eyes, but it hurts when I insert 'em.
Mom said if I listened to rock and roll it would make me have kids.
Mom said: "If you can't post something smart, post something stolen".
Mom said:"If you can't post something smart, post lots."
Mom told me there was also one weirdo on the bus.
Mom wanted a girl. I just know it - Calvin
Mom would be alot more fun if she was a little more gullible. -Calvin
Mom! @F's staring at me! Make him stop!
Mom! What kind of bug spray do I use on buggerers?
Mom! Dad killed Flipper! <Murtagh's youngest>
Mom! It's Arbies..they say they cook beef! NOT Cats!
Mom! It's the Blood Mobile--they're returning your donation!
Mom! It's the Spermbank. They're returning Dad's donation!
Mom!! You're messing up my mane! Nala
Mom!!! Tell Stephen King to quit making the walls bleed.
Mom!?! I'm talking to the dead! - Tom
Mom's Hint: Thirteen is too late to put them up for adoption.
Mom, I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. - Calvin
Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off! - Calvin
Mom, Tom Servo is NOT related to E.T. - Mike
Mom, can I go out and play with Orville?
Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
Mom, do we HAVE to watch ANOTHER Star Trek Movie?
Mom, the cat ate my tagline!
Mom, was I ever a grub? - Calvin
Mom, what's 'SEX'? - Mike as young girl
Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know. Ask your dad.
Mom, why's that man strapped to the hood of that car?
Mom, would you help me get the chocolate out of the toaster?
Mom.. mom! You're messing up my mane. - Simba
Mom: Son, close that door. Kid: I can't, I'm not the On-Line
Mom: Calvin!! Get back here and get all those dead bugs out of my shampoo!!
Mom: Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman
Momas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Moments later - "Fold back foil to expose Tater-Tots(Tm)" - Beast
Momentum is pushing your physics teacher out of the window.
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
Mometer: Back of mom's hand that determines if a child has a fever.
Momma don't 'low dat messydos garbage round here. -- H. Sullivan
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be writers!
Mommas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate...
Mommy I don't like my little sister. Shaddup and eat your Veggies.
Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
Mommy are light bulbs good to eat?
Mommy here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
Mommy mommy, can I go play now? Shut up and deal!
Mommy mommy, why is daddy running? - Shut up and reload!
Mommy was doing a little more than kissing Santa Claus!
Mommy what does b-l-e-a-c-h spell? Timmy says it tastes funny...
Mommy why is Daddy running so fast? Shut up and reload
Mommy! @F took my tagline from me! Make him give it back!
Mommy! Daddy is looking at dirty .GIF's again.
Mommy! Guess what fits inside your A drive!
Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
Mommy! I'm your best boy, aren't I?! - Frank
Mommy! Mommy! - Crow to Dr. F's robot
Mommy's having a bad hair day.....Call 1-800-GRA-NDMA
Mommy, Billy barfed. Why're you crying? Sally got the big pieces.
Mommy, Daddy is looking at dirty GIF's again.
Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
Mommy, I killed someone and its all over the carpet! Thats ok!
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Mommy, Mommy, I don't want any lunch. Eat your soup before it clots.
Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush the toilet.
Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex? Shut up and kiss me.
Mommy, Mommy, why can't I play with the other kids? Shut up and deal.
Mommy, Mommy, why is everyone running away? Shut up and reload.
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up? --Calvin.
Mommy, can I kill Barney? Sure son, as long as you're home for dinner.
Mommy, daddy's on fireShut up and get the marshmellows!
Mommy, if Janet Reno can start fires, why can't I?
Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein? ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!
Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face.
Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy? Shut up and finish your casserole.
Mommy, mommy, why's daddy so quiet? - Shut up and keep diggin'!
Mommy, what are TAGLINES? The Same as the Birds & Bees...
Mommy, what are TAGLINES? The Same as the Birds & Bee
Mommy, what does "Read Error in FAT" mean?
Mommy, whats a tagline?
Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?
Mommy, why does my pet lamb have three-inch canines :)
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack? --Calvin.
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
Mommy, why is Kitty at the bottom of the pool?
Mommy, why is daddy so pale? Shut up and dig!
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!"
Mommy....Do we own our dogs, or do they own us?
Mommy? Can I go out and... kill tonight? --Misfits.
Moms and reason are like oil and water. - Calvin
Moms make better lunches than dads.
Mon Dieu, more melancholy nonsense. - Lestat
Mon pays, c'est le Canada et la neige !
Mona Lisa was framed!
Monastary: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monastery: A home for un-wed fathers.
Monastery: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monday - A hell of a way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday is *NOT* user-friendly
Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life
Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of yourlife
Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is a terrible way to spend a seventh of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is one heck of a way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday is one hell of a way to spend 1/7 of you life.
Monday is one hell of a way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Monday is the root of all evil!
Monday morning brought to you by the letters OH and NO....
Monday special, two valiums with a coffee chaser.
Monday's a hell of a way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday's are the potholes in the road of life . . .
Monday: The day after the football game.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
Monday: The day after the football game.
Monday: The worst way you spend 1/7 of life.
Mondays - the potholes in the road of life.
Mondays are a horrid way to spend 1/7th of your life...
Mondays are a rotten way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a seventh of your life
Mondays are the lint balls in the washing machine of life
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. - Tom Wilson -
Mondays are the potholes of life
Mondays through Fridays I sleep in a wigwam, said Tom attentively.
Mondays: The potholes in the road of life.
Mondays: The lint balls in the washing machine of life.
Mondays: The potholes in the road of life.
Money = Stuff needed to buy a better computer...
Money I can cover my naked butt with! - Mike as bread man
Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Send $20 For More Info.
Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Send Me $29.99 For More Details.
Money Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)reak out Quicken?
Money Not Found: Abort, Retry, break out Quicken?
Money Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)reak out Quicken?
Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye!
Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye!
Money and its fool are soon parted.
Money burns a hole in my pocket. How about yours?
Money buys the dog. Love wags its tail.
Money can never buy love, but at least is can often buy co-operation.
Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Money can't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can sure rent it!
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves!
Money can't buy love, but I'm willing to fake it.
Money can't buy love, but diamonds can.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy alot of happiness.
Money can't buy love, but it sure can make someone more likeable.
Money can't buy love, but it'll rent it for an awful long time.
Money can't buy love, but most women sure can love money!
Money can't buy love, but who needs love when you have money?
Money can't buy love, unless you're cute...
Money can't buy love, you need a good credit line too...
Money can't by you love, but it sure makes shopping fun!
Money does bring happiness. Send some and watch me smile
Money doesn't come easy -- that's the way it goes!
Money doesn't matter - as long as it isn't mine.
Money doesn't talk these days. It goes without saying.
Money for nothing, Chick's for free.
Money is a good aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well.
Money is a good aphrodisiac.Sex may work almost as well.
Money is a good servant, but a dangerous master.
Money is a lousy means of keeping score.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -LL
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
Money is always there but the pockets change.
Money is an aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well.
Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
Money is flat and meant to be piled up. (Scottish proverb)
Money is great, but you waste alot of time making it.
Money is information.
Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.
Money is like manure - it is meant to be spread around.
Money is money, but women are better!
Money is my middle name, first name Ihaveno, last name Left.
Money is not the root of evil.
Money is round, it rolls away.
Money is still the most efficient labor saving device.
Money is the Root of All Evil. For info. send me $20
Money is the Schrodinger's Cat of Economics.
Money is the enemy of poorness!
Money is the root of all Evils! It's true! And a man Needs Roots!!!!
Money is the root of all Wealth!
Money is the root of all bills.
Money is the root of all evil - send $10 for more information.
Money is the root of all evil, and Cal needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $39.95
Money is the root of all evil. Send $10 for details.
Money is the root of all evil. Send $20 for more information.
Money is the root of all evil. For more info, send $200.
Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. - D. Trump
Money is the root of all evil. for more info send $200 to:
Money is the root of all evil.For more info send $39.95
Money is the root of all evil; a man needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil; and a man NEEDS roots!
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more information.
Money is the root of all evils. For more information sent $20.00 to
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more information.
Money is the root of all politicians
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money is the sincerest form of flattery.
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. L. Long
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. - Lazarus Long
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered.
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash.
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. RAH
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. -L.
Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash.
Money is welcome, even if it comes in a dirty sack.
Money isn't everything - it can't buy poverty.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
Money isn't everything, but it's ahead of what's in second place.
Money isn't everything, but it's way ahead of what's in 2nd place!
Money isn't everything, usually it isn't even enough.
Money isn't everything... men with money, now THAT'S everything!
Money isn't everything...according to those who have it.
Money isn't everything...usually it isn't even enough...
Money isn't everything..but it keeps the kids in touch.
Money makes not so many true friends as real enemies.
Money may be the root of all evil, but greed is the fertilizer.
Money may buy "friendship," but it cannot buy love.
Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
Money may buy friendship, but it cannot buy love.
Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure rent it. <ss>
Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy chocolate.
Money no longer talks - it goes without saying.
Money not found (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
Money not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy?
Money not found:(A)bort(R)e-finance(F)ile for Chap. 11
Money often costs too much.
Money should be BOOLEAN not REAL, you got it or you ain't.
Money speaks a language everyone understands.
Money still talks, only you have to turn up the volume to hear it.
Money talks - it says goodbye
Money talks - that explains why I've been so quiet lately.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
Money talks and mine only says "Good bye."
Money talks but all mine ever saids is goodbye sucker!
Money talks but it doesn't say when it's coming back.
Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye."
Money talks, but all mine says is GOODBYE!
Money talks, but it can't sing & dance and it can't walk.
Money talks, but it can't sing and dance and it can't walk.
Money talks, but it doesn't always tell the truth.
Money talks, mine goes without saying!
Money talks, mine only says 'GOODBYE'.
Money talks. Congress claims it's saying Spend Me.
Money talks. Mine says goodbye!
Money talks. Usually it says, "Bend over."
Money talks.. but all mine ever says is 'GOODBYE'
Money talks: Mine says goodbye!
Money talks? No wonder my wallet never says anything!
Money talks? hmm, all mine does is sob hysterically!
Money the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money trumps fun.
Money won't buy happiness, but it's a great downpayment.
Money! HaHaHa! I'm rich! I can buy off anone! The world is mine -Calvin
Money's better than poverty,if only for financial reasons
Money's just the way we keep score.
Money, no, LAWYERS are the root of all evil.
Money, the evil of all roots.
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money. It always comes down to that, doesn't it?
Money: The root of all evil ! Send $20 for more info.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money: You can't take it with you; but you dont need it there anyway.
Money? Sysops don't make any!
Mongo LIKE Candygram.
Mongo don't know; Mongo but little chip in big computer game.
Mongo don't know; Mongo but stupid Detroit Lions tackle in game of football.
Mongo only pawn in Game of Life.
Mongo run for Congress under name Newt Gingrich.
Mongol: For my share * Tom: MicroSoft stock!
Mongolian potentates love their Ulan Bator-gasms.
Mongolian stir-fry for everyone! - Tom
Monk's T-Shirt: Ask me about my vow of silence.
Monkey + blender = Rhesus pieces.
Monkey Bump? Wedgie? - Tom
Monkey Patrol! In color! - Joel
Monkey Pudding Pops - Crow on frozen lab monkeys
Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
Monkey Thump: A bruise on a banana.
Monkey doo...zoo poo.
Monkey eyed kraut packer! - Crow on odd German guy
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces
Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look! - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Monkeys do it aboreally.
Monks Do It With Shaven Heads.
Monks do it by hand.
Mono means 'one', and 'rail' means 'rail'. - Lyle Lanley
Monocot weeds: Foxtail Barley, Barnyardgrass, Crabgrass, Yellow Foxtail
Monocot weeds: Nimblewill, Orchardgrass, Quackgrass, Redtop, Rescuegrass
Monocot: Bermudagrass, Smooth Brome, Coarse Fescue, Dallisgrass
Monocot: Foxtail Barley, Barnyardgrass, Crabgrass, Yellow Foxtail
Monocot: Goosegrass, Poa Annua, Sandbur, Witchgrass, Bentgrass
Monocot: Nimblewill, Orchardgrass, Quackgrass, Redtop, Rescuegrass
Monocot: Ryegrass. Sedge, Timothy, Velvet Grass, Wild Garlic
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous.
Monogamy and bigamy are synonymous - one wife too many.
Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
Monolith Aquarium: "My God! It's full of gars!"
Monolith Atheists "What God? It's full of Stars!"
Monolith Autoplex: "My God! It's full of cars!"
Monolith Fire Escape: "My God! It's full of stairs!"
Monolith Fish Hatcheries: "My God! It's full of gars!"
Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!"
Monolith Mall: My god! It's full of stores!
Monolith Politicians"My God! It's full of ****"
Monolith ST:DS9: My God, it's full of Dars.
Monolith Smoke Shop: "My God! It's full of cigars!"
Monolith Surgical Ward-My God! It's full of scars!
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monopolized cable service is all cable and no service.
Monopoly is more fun when you make your own chance cards.
Monopoly is more fun when you make your own chance cards. - Calvin
Monopoly players do it for hours.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition --Intel
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition -MicroSoft
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Monostable - Accomodation for one horse
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
Monotheism is a gift from the gods!
Monroe, UT: Daylight must be visible between couples on a dance floor.
Monroe, Utah, daylight must be visible between couples on a dance floor.
Monster aerobics - Crow as alien runs across moonscape
Monster cars, patrolling our highways & biways - Joel
Monster face and wuss music do not go together. - Butthead
Monster-packet. Had to delete tag file for memory. Sorry.
Monster: Grrr! * Tom: Get near a consonant, let us know
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
Monstrous! - Yes, but, very beautiful. - Armand to Louis
Montana hunter kills and stuffs Big-foot!
Montreal Canadiens: Greatest team in hockey history.
Monty Hall of Borg: Door #3 is irrelevant.
Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly irrelevent!
Monty Python: "I'd like to have an argument, please."
Monty Pythonborg's Flying Collective. You KNOW resistance is futile.
Mony a yen spiers the gait he kens fu' weel.- Old Scot Sayin
Moo Poo Giapan...Cow chips served Chinese style.
Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship
Moon Prism Power - Make Up!
Moon Rover -NASA
Moon Tiara Power!!!!!
Moon comes out/plum petals fall-heavy/with raindrops.
Moon crystal power, make up! - Tsukino Usagi/Sailor Moon
Moon tiara action! -Tsukino Usagi/Sailor Moon
Moon water. It will make me well. Very fast. --Survival
Moon: A planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
Moonies - Only happy **** really happens.
Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. * Shakespeare
Moore or Less!
Moose - A Scotish digitizer.
Moose Jaw Saskatchewan: Where men are men and sheep are scared.
Moose trained by @N@.
Moose trained by Ross Perot.
Moosehead - Great beer,and a new experience for the moose.
Moosehead. A great beer...and a new experience for the moose!
Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose
Mopar Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mutilates Other Products At Races
Moprodough: A professional athlete's new contract.
Moral Anarchy is the seedbed of Tyranny!
Moral Indignation: Jealousy with a Halo.
Moral bankruptcy is the ultimate future.
Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. H.G. Wells
Moral of Vietnam/Somalia: Leave military decisions to the military.
Moral values are the motive power of a man's actions.
Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.
Moral: design before you implement.
Morale improved, but now I ENJOY floggings!
Morale will continue until the beatings improve.
Morality Can one really be ethical by following someone else's rules?
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legal.
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Morality is learned, NOT legislated.
Morality is not a contest of whims.
Morality is not defined by individual choice.
Morality is the attitude we adopt to people whom we personally dislike
Morality ishow we should become worthy of happiness. -- Kant
Morality must be defined by individual choice.
Morality? Like Psalms 137:9?
Morally right, like Politically Correct, rarely is.
Morals for sale - never used. Call Bill Clinton for info.
Morals for sale, never used. Contact Bill Clinton at the White House.
Morals for sale, never used. Contact Bill Clinton.
Morals for sale--never used. Call Bill Clinton for info.
Morals for sale. Hardly used. Call (202) 456-1111. Ask for Bill.
Moram da smislim bolji tag........
Morbid - a higher offer
Morbid: A higher offer.
Morbid: Higher offer.
Morbid: The next higher offer at an auction.
Morden is human. Morden dat I can't say. - jms
Morden is never alone. --Delenn.
Morden's job: Hiding in the Shadows, asking obtuse questions.
More "moderators" should be more moderated.
More Bobbitt Taglines are ALWAYS Welcome!
More I Know People, More I Love My Cat!
More Kinfolk!
More Rocky Horror Tags
More Similac, Dear? - Mike
More Southern Dos: Drive not found. Get Jack Daniels? [Y/N]
More Southern Dos: Drive not found. Squeal like a pig? [yep/nope]
More Speed Scotty. But Capt'n, we're at 38500 baud
More Taglines coming soon.
More bad hair in this film than an Ewok adventure - Crow
More beautiful for having known restraint.
More black males are in prison than in college.
More cheese Gromit!
More cheese steak, please! - Mike on kiss
More clothes! Gotta bye her more clothes! - Tom
More comfortable seeing 2 men holding guns than holding hands?
More comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
More duck tape! Our duck has another quack in it.
More exciting than a Bullitt film!
More exciting than a Orville film!
More food RICHER food older MINDS - Nakalene
More food. Hide the pain. More food - Mike
More food... RICHER food... older MINDS... Nakalene
More food... RICHER food... older MINDS... - Nakalene
More for Your Money: Max Amize(3)
More fun than a Ginsu Dildo.
More fun than a barrel of drunk Congressmen
More fun than a busy signal.
More fun than a dead fish.
More fun than a ferret in your pants!
More fun than a pool full of fat guys.
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
More fun than being slapped in the face with a wet fish.
More fun than setting your genitals on fire.
More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
More government is like a recreational root canal!!
More grist for the rumor mill!!
More guvment be likes some recreational root canal. Yo' Man!!!
More hasteless Speed.
More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
More husbands would leave home if they knew how to pack!
More in the mind than the body this feeling.
More lies are told on the golf course than to the IRS
More like Woody Woodpecker with a perm!
More like regular Dr. Pepper than what?
More like the Midwest part of the West - Crow
More means worse. - That include sex?
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
More nukes, less kooks!
More often than we realize, what we didn't achieve, we didn't want.
More parents should have a kid like me." * Calvin
More peach wyne, mye plantain? - Sir Thomas Serveau
More people are slain by suppers than by the sword
More people commit suicide with a fork than with a gun.
More people died at Chappaquiddic than at 3 Mile Island.
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car nuclear power plants.
More people have seen Bigfoot than have seen Jesus.
More people would be alive if more criminals got the death penalty!
More people would be alive if there were a death penality!
More people would be alive if there were a death penalty!
More plays more yardage more scoring.....that's the CFL difference!
More power to the people, said Tom, electrifingly.
More power to the people, said Tom, electrifyingly.
More power to you! <Unless you're taking some of mine.>
More power! Argh-argh-argh! - Tim Taylor
More powerful than a locomotive...
More precious than diamonds, more treasured then gold.
More ram needed. More! More!
More ramblings from the mind of Bob !
More ramblings from the mind of Gary !
More ramblings from the mind of Keith !
More ramblings from the mind of Myra !
More ramblings from the mind of Orville!
More stuff that's older than any computer getting this conference...
More taglines than you could shake a @F at.
More taglines than you could shake a John at.
More taglines than you could shake a Orville at.
More taglines than you could shake a Taxi at.
More testicles mean more iron! - Lunchlady Doris
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
More than a mouthful's wasted?!? How small is *your* mouth?
More than a reader - it's a dessert topping, too!
More than compelling enough for me!
More than half of all patients of abortion clinics die.
More than half the population has IQs less than 100
More than interesting, Mike. Spooky! - Crow
More than just a book-it's a major piece of torture.
More than just a dotted line, more than just a dash
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain
More than one mage was driven insane by the sound of the Millstone.
More than one way to skin a cat... Use a belt sander!
More than that to come, if you really insist....
More than that...I believed that I could see five lights - Picard
More than you wanted to know & aren't you sorry you asked!
More than you wanted to know, I'm sure! Anyhow, thanks again.
More than you wanted to know, aren't you sorry you asked?
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More. Cheeeiit www.quesshun.co.uk.ismcomics/resources/res-links.htm
Moreover, you appear close enough... and it is worth a visit!
Morey Fienstein, Kosher Game Warden - Tom
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
Morgue's answering machine "You kill'em, we chill'em."
Morgue, I'll stab'em, you slab'em! - Janier
Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
Moriarty killed a clone! Holmes lives!
Mork, mork, mork ...
Mormon - This **** is going to happen again.
Mormon Divorce Lawyers
Mormon baby shower gift: A tithing ring.
Mormon: (def) S**t happens again and again and again.
Mormonism: Music by God; Lyrics by Joe Smith.
Morn & Winn - one heck of a combination for '96... - David Masters
Morn, when youth and pleasure meet
Morning Darling. >> Q to Picard
Morning Person... NOT!
Morning Thickness: That pesky morning Hard-On.
Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type.
Morning after regrets?? see your friendly lawyer!!
Morning came, and lit the flame.
Morning can be 2 A.M., 5 A.M., 9 A.M., 1 P.M. :-)
Morning darling! ... Q in bed with Picard - Tapestry
Morning doesn't begin til AFTER that second cup of coffee.
Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
Morning sir, welcome to Diamond Star Ranch - Tom as horse
Morning, Darling. -- Q to Picard
Mornings are a gamble for me...I have to get up and feed the kitty.
Mornings ought to be cancelled for lack of interest.
Mornings wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for work.
Moron President Found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot
Moron, Mainstream, Liberal, Think, Ourselves, Parity error!
Moron,Mainstream,Conservative,Think,Ourselves,..Parity error!
Moronic, Network! Beleving three gods are one for jeeeeeesuuus!
Morphine and chocolate could never substitute my art!
Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy.
Morris dancing: A country survival from times when people were happy.
Mortal Wombat: Street-tough, kickboxing marsupials.
Mortals are cattle. - Cormac MacCardle
Mortals die. Does it really matter how or when? - LaCroix
Mortals die. Does it realy matter how or when? - LaCroix
Mortgage collectors do it monthly.
Morticia, Thing needs a hand.
Morticians DO IT gravely.
Morticians do it gravely.
Morticians do it last.
Morticians do it seriously.
Morton Lee Cohen, Maria da Graca Meneghel's Fiance'
Morton Lee Cohen, Maria/Xuxa's Fiance'!!!
Morton Lee Cohen, Xuxa's Fiance'
Mortui vivos docent- The dead teach the living.
Mos #TN# Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mos @FNLAST@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mos Bullitt Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mos Langley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mos Orville Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mos Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mosaic can tax even a 56K Internet connection with 1 user.
Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Moses Invests, Jesus saves and Cthulhu Collects!
Moses came down from the Mount with the first birth control tablets.
Moses did not bring down from Mt. Sinai the Ten Suggestions.
Moses drops back...throws to Jesus...Jesus SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moses gave the Egyptians 10 plagues...Microsoft gave us Windows 95.
Moses invests, Jesus saves and Cthulhu forecloses.
Moses invests, Jesus saves, Cthulhu collects!
Moses invests, Jesus saves, Cthulhu forecloses.
Moses to God: "They're free? I'll take 10!"
Moses was the first tagline thief!
Moses: "I bring you these 15... oops... CRASH... 10 commandments..."
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Mosquito: A flying hypodermic needle.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Mosquito: A flying hypodermic needle.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Mosquito: designed by God to make flies seem better.
Mosquitoes give you malaria, but you get AIDS from asshoppers.
Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.
Most Christians don't know anything about Christianity.
Most Popular doesn't say ANYTHING about quality..
Most Scottish food began as a dare.
Most Taglines are a distraction
Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters. - Heinlein
Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters. -- RAH
Most accidents happen within 25 miles of home. Time to move.
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
Most asked question: Huh?
Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.
Most bugs are real sons of glitches.
Most change is for the worse.
Most common Sci-Fi Phrase: "It's crazy, but it just might work . . ."
Most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Most common worker complaint: Office too hot. #2: Office too cold.
Most constipated people don't give a crap.
Most decisions are a balance between resources and desires
Most divorces are caused by the same old tail: weak in, weak out...
Most editors are failed writers--but so are most writers. * Eliot
Most efficient way to accelerate a Ford: 9.8 M/Sec^2
Most family trees have several branches best forgotten.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.@0E@
Most folks need to lose their religion and find Jesus!
Most free items find an eager waiting user.
Most gays have heterosexual parents.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. L. Long
Most great discoveries start with making a mistake.
Most homosexuals have heterosexual parents.
Most idiots don't make up their own recipes, but I do.
Most important political office? Private Citizen.
Most impressive. What will you think of next. -- Dream
Most legends have a basis in fact...Kirk,And The Children
Most legends have their basis in facts. Kirk, stardate 5029.5.
Most likely to have an annoying daughter - Mike
Most magic relies on a good erection.
Most major movie stars adore Rubber Chickens.
Most men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller. - Leo Rosten.
Most men don't care if you don't shave your legs either.
Most men expect: Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
Most men have an unhealthy tendency to obey laws.
Most men have died without creating; not one has died without destroying
Most men never get much older than twelve.
Most men unconsciously experience themselves as prostitutes every day.
Most moderation takes place behind the scenes, in private netmail.
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
Most neutrino Taglines are missing.
Most of Rush Limbaugh's fat is above his neck.
Most of all, it made me think - Tom on cheesy movie
Most of mine duplicate yours, but here you go:
Most of my REALLY GOOD Taglines are one character too lon
Most of my family roots are underground.
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most of our lives are spent in Plan B.
Most of the cadets were glumly indifferent soldiers.
Most of the graduate students get aids.
Most of the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.
Most of the love triangles today are turning into wrecktangles!
Most of the readers will have instructions on how to access
Most of the species we encountered overcome all kinds of adversity.
Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
Most of the universe plays hard-to-get.
Most of these are mine, a few stolen. Public domain now.
Most of us hate to see a poor loser--or a rich winner.
Most of us have been at work for several hours now.
Most people are not creatures of reason..
Most people can now look forward to 20 of life after retirement.
Most people deserve each other!
Most people don't look dumb 'til they start talkin'!.
Most people don't look dumb till they start talkin'. - Forrest Gump
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
Most people learn about FIDOnet the hard way.
Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
Most people only THINK they are right. I KNOW I am.
Most people raise their voice rather then reinforcing their point.
Most people take themselves too seriously.
Most people use money to measure success.
Most people want freedom, as long as it's free
Most people who support abortion have already been born..
Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
Most people work for a good cause: 'cause they need the money.
Most people would rather get than give affection. Aristotle
Most people would sooner die than think, in fact, they do. <B Russell>
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.
Most political jokes get elected
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.
Most programmers would do it with any Model!
Most schemes of political improvement are very laughable things.
Most secrets seem to be too good to keep, or not worth keeping.
Most self-made men worship their creators.
Most taglines are stupid. This is a "Most" tagline.
Most times I just use my mind to forget with.
Most weight lifters are biceptual.
Most weightlisters are biceptual. -John Rostoni
Most well trodden paths lead nowhere.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
Most women are not so young as they are painted
Most women expect: He will be a brilliant conversationalist.
Most women would rather be loved much than wisely.
Most wonderful ideas are so obvious that they're not.
Mostly crusty - Crow on pilot
Mostly dead.
Mostly harmless?! shouted Arthur
Motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
Mother Earth will swallow you, lay your body down
Mother Hen -- the modern symbol of the U.S. government
Mother Hubbard had no shelf esteem.
Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature
Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun. - Larry Niven
Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun. --Niven's Law.
Mother Nature erred: Leaves should fall up.
Mother Nature has PMS.
Mother Nature is a bitch. Mrrrreoeeeoooooowww!!!!!
Mother Necessity where would we be without her progeny?
Mother Necessity where would we be without the her progeny?
Mother PUSS BUCKET!
Mother ate by cat, father flushed down toilet - Crow
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls..
Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. Gomez Addams
Mother may I chmod ?
Mother of 32 children says, "I'm going for the worlds record!"
Mother of Borg: You will be Similac'ed. Crying is futile.
Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta.
Mother said there'd be days like this...but so MANY?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother told be to be good (but she's been wrong before).
Mother told me never to trust a flasher.
Mother told me there would be lives like this!
Mother told me to be good, but then she's been wrong before
Mother! You're NOT going to be NAKED at your own WEDDING? --Deanna
Mother! - Dr. Forrester to his mom
Mother! Dinner is ready! - Dr. Forrester
Mother! Start fighting! - Tom to girl wrestlers
Mother's Day - Nine months after Father's Day.
Mother's Day: 9 months after Father's Day.
Mother's Helper: What a child becomes when they want $.
Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
Mother's clipped me like a gelding - Mike
Mother, Father, it's been a long time.- Duncan MacLeod
Mother, I'd like to introduce your son-in-law, Lt. Worf. -Troi
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls? - Pink Floyd
Mother, that's enough! -- Deanna
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
Mothers Against Dyslexia - DAM
Mothers and Sons, by 'Sally Ander-son'
Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers. H.B. Stowe
Mothers are the necessity of invention. - Calvin
Mothers-in-law must drink goat's milk, always butting in.
Moths touched by flame repeat their fatal game
Motivated Motivated.. KILL KILL KILL!!! - Janier
Motivation gets you started, habit keeps you going.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity.
Motorboat??? That's my cat! <purrrrr>
Motorcycle gang lawyers for rough justice
Motorcycle riders do it with chains.
Motorcycles in Bible: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land!
Motorcyclists DO IT between cars.
Motorcyclists DO IT in leather.
Motorcyclists DO IT in sidecars.
Motorcyclists DO IT two-up.
Motorcyclists DO IT while leaning.
Motorcyclists DO IT with spread legs.
Motorola HT's: the professional's weapon of choice!
Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!"
Moules (n.): A game of skill and dexterity, involving tortoises.-G!G
Mount Man! - Mike on fat guy
Mount Rushmore to get 2 new faces...BILL CLINTON
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
Mount your horses men!...but we're not that lonely sir!
Mount your horses, men! -We're not that lonely, sir!
Mountain Climber: A man who always wants to take just one more peak.
Mountain Climbers DO IT on the rocks.
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Mountain Cows! Nothing scarier! - Crow
Mountain Dew spilled on keyboard. Delete teenagers [Y/n]?
Mountain Q. Q discovers caffeine.
Mountain climbers DO IT till they drop.
Mountain climbers do it AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Mountain climbers do it abysmally.
Mountaineers are always free.
Mountaineers do it with ropes.
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people.
Mountains of Madness rising so tall...
Mountainwalk THIS!
Mounting my broom and flying right outta' here
Mouse & pad relocated to Wet Sandpit Area Delete children (Y/N) ?
Mouse Error. (R)eplace, (B)ury, (D)ismantle in vain.
Mouse Error. (R)eplace, (B)ury, (F)eed to snake
Mouse Support = Jockstraps for Rodents!
Mouse balls now available at your local computer store.
Mouse button failure, click here to resume.
Mouse drive? ......Aye, Captain.
Mouse found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Mouse lost it's balls, unable to point and shoot.
Mouse never wins unless you believe those lying cartoons!
Mouse not found. Boot cat (Y/n)?
Mouse not found. Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)D---
Mouse not found: Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
Mouse pad relocated to Wet Sandpit Area . Delete children (Y/N)?
Mouse raping elephant. I'll try not to hurt you, baby.
Mouse support.
Mouse...A stylus with an attitude.
Mouse: An elephant built to RIME specifications
Mouse? Mouse! I thought that it was a foot pedal.
Mousework...Point and click, drag and drop, point and click, drag and drop...
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Mouth, Gun, Bang!
Move Bossy! Sorry ma'am, thought I was walkin around a cow.
Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow
Move along, Douglas.
Move along, folks... just an off-topic message... nothing to see...
Move along, folks...nothing to see...just an off-topic message.
Move along, folksjust an off-topic messagenothing to see
Move aside Bold One coming through -Mike as David Hartman
Move away from the tagline. You have ten seconds to comply.
Move away from the tagline. You have 10 seconds to comply. 9, 8, 7 ...
Move away from the tagline. You have ten seconds to comply.
Move on out of here! Clear it! --Plug.
Move on, he's a prostitute, not an agony arm!
Move over Gilligan... I'm the crew on THIS voyage!
Move over, Rover, Let Jimi take over - Hendrix
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King."
Move your ass, curly. I'm coming in - Tom
Move your head, please; I can't see.
Move your vowels daily or you will get consonanted.
Move your vowels daily or you will get consonated...
Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated
Move your vowels daily, or you'll be consonanted!
Move your vowels daily, or you'll get consonated!
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonanted.
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to...
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to:
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to:
Movie "Twins" - Arnold Schwarzenegger: O=> Danny Devito: o->
Movie Faves: Dr. StRaNgElOvE or How I learned to Love the BomB!!!
Movie Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
Movie Good guys always win and get the girl.
Movie Sequel: THIS SON OF A GUN FOR HIRE
Movie Truth: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
Movie Truth: Kids are well-behaved at restraunts.
Movie about a tennis player who makes the big time: A star is Bjorn.
Movie about transvestite supercomputers: "The Craying Game"
Movie bad! Movie go away! - Giant Tom Servo
Movie bad! Movie go way! - Giant Tom Servo
Movie credit: Don Nagel * Tom: Don The BIG Loser Nagel!
Movie credit: George Becwar * Tom: George Bec-Loser!
Movie credit: Harvey B. Dunn * Tom: Harvey B. Loser!
Movie credit: Paul Marco * Tom: Paul Loser Marco!
Movie credit:Bud Osborne Tom:Bud Big Ole Loser Osborne
Movie credit:John Warren * Tom: John Wanky Loser Warren
Movie just staggers from one commercial break to another
Movie murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
Movie sequel? : "Conan the Librarian"
Movie sequel? : "It's a Wonderful Life 2 - Potter's Revenge"
Movie sequel? : "Jurassic Park II: Barney Goes Off His Medication"
Movie sequel? : "Night of the Living Grateful Dead"
Movies based on true stories are made up.
Movies got more scenes of people pickin'at themself -Mike
Movin' to Montana soon... gonna be a dental floss tycoon! o/~ -Zappa
Movin` to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches...
Moving MessageThis is a Moving MessageThis is a Moving Message..
Moving down further into the esophagus - Mike on kiss
Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere.
Moving fast isn't the same thing as going places.
Moving in metaphors; Speaking in tongues...
Moving in silent desperation.. - Pink Floyd
Moving is one way of getting my room clean.
Moving parts require lubrication.
Moving past the uvula - Mike on lusty kissing scene
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon...
Mower Power will always triumph over Flower Power.
Mowmuffins - Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of mowers
Moxen? How nice; I have a Shatterstormshall we introduce them?<dw>
Mozart might drive a Prelude.
Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
Mozda sam sis'o vesla ali nisam progut'o camac!
Mr Alarm
Mr Big Butt, Sir. - Ren.
Mr Bullfrog says "Time is fun when you're having flies".
Mr Buzzcut:Shut up or I will kill you!
Mr Crusher, report to Photon Tube #1.
Mr Garibaldi would be delighted. - Garibaldi
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
Mr LaPeu, you are found guilty of sexual harrasment & stalkg
Mr LaPeu, you are found guilty of sexual harrasment & stinking!
Mr Osborn, I thought I told you no DANGLING over the Promenade?!
Mr Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assilimated?
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr Spock, set eyebrow on stun.
Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400.
Mr Warf, warp factor 1,803,840,000,000 furlongs per fortnight.
Mr Worf Fire at Will. (>BZZZT<) ...hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr Worf can't you sand your head smooth? We have company coming...
Mr Worf! Confine @FN@ to the brig!
Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen?
Mr Worf! Fire futon torpedoes! - Fire WHAT Sir???
Mr Worf, Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< Hey, where'd Riker go????
Mr Worf, Get that turtle off your head! - Pickard
Mr Worf, fire at Will. Oh, it's you, Bob! Mr Worf, fire at Bob!
Mr Worf, fire at will...<zappp> Hey where's Riker!
Mr Worf, please show these children the airlock.
Mr Worf, take him directly to Sickbay - Riker
Mr Worf. Set statements on disintegrate. Aye sir.
Mr Worf. Set six shooter to stun.
Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker
Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. <BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT is another's .
Mr Worf... Fire at will. (>BZZZT<) ...hey, where'd Riker go!?
Mr. & Mrs. Mubutu are on their way over - Joel
Mr. @FN@ G.P. Gumby!
Mr. America walk on by your schools that do not teach..
Mr. B/Natural is a decidedly modern man - Tom
Mr. B/Natural, what a guy! - Tom
Mr. B: Inspect your horn * Crow: And wash it every day!
Mr. Bianco is about to impress us with his pilot skills.
Mr. Big has a chilling precense in this film - Tom
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Bullfrog says: "Time is fun when you're having flies."
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having fli\SL
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Bullitt, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!
Mr. Burns is dead!! Why do the good always die so young?! - Smithers
Mr. Checkov, second star to the right and straight on 'til morning
Mr. Chekov. Your agonizer, please. -- Spock
Mr. Clinton, I think you did inhail! -Ronald Reagan
Mr. Clinton, I think you did inhale! -- Reagan
Mr. Clinton, what country has ever taxed itself into prosperity?
Mr. Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Mr. Converse is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Cranston and his associates are going to be pretty ripe - Ivanova
Mr. Crusher, report to the aft airlock.
Mr. Crusher, take us out of warp - Crow as ship orbits
Mr. Crusher, try the caps lock.
Mr. Cthulhu, here is another candidate...
Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
Mr. Dahmer, meet your court-appointed psychiatrist, Dr. Lecter.
Mr. Data, Warp 5. No, no, no, more clutch!
Mr. Data, generate one special effect please.
Mr. Data, please come to my ready room, I can't I'm do for a oil chang
Mr. Data, see if you can clean up that signal.
Mr. Data, that's "retract" the plank, not "remove" the plank...
Mr. Data, what do you mean by "Oh, Boy"
Mr. Data. Who is real here? - Picard
Mr. Data. You're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard.
Mr. Data...welcome home. - Picard
Mr. David, sir! - Kryten
Mr. Dixon is about to impress us with his pilot skills.
Mr. Draeger is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Dressup of Borg: Casey, let's play 'Assimilate'.
Mr. Edwards is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Family Values wants to pull the plug on Mr. Rogers and Big Bird.
Mr. Fernandez is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Fisher science room - Crow on cheesy lab
Mr. Frezberg is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Frog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he isn't omniscient. --Sinclair.
Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he isn't omnisicient. - Sinclair
Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he isn't omnisicient. - Cmdr. Sinclair
Mr. Garibaldi is many things, but he isn't omnisicient. - Sinclair
Mr. Garibaldi would be delighted. --Garibaldi.
Mr. Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
Mr. Garibaldi, whatever it is can't be that bad. --G'Kar.
Mr. Garibaldi, whatever it is can't be that bad. --Londo.
Mr. Garibaldi... it's a big universe.
Mr. Gates? I'm installing Windows; I need to borrow a hard drive.
Mr. Grant ?...%$#@& - NO CARY
Mr. Greene is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Hall, you're our temporary medic until the doctor returns.
Mr. Hands is really short and has ten fingers.
Mr. Hart is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Kiefer is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Klinton's Neighborhood: "It's a Brave New World in the ..."
Mr. Kral Jr. is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. LaForge, Show these children the antimatter. - Captain Picard
Mr. LaForge, show these children the antimatter chamber. Picard
Mr. LaForge, we're going to need more power Arr! Arr! Arr
Mr. Letterman! Darling? - Crow as girl breaks into house
Mr. MacLeod, you do turn up in the most interesting places.
Mr. Malph, please - Crow
Mr. Manson, meet your court-appointed psychiatrist, Dr. Lecter.
Mr. Martinson is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Mental, why did you start collecting birdwatchers' eggs?
Mr. Mitchell is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Moderator the person I am writing to is a Twit.
Mr. Moderator, cut that guy off. Heck with warning him!
Mr. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit.
Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket.
Mr. Moderator-- try using the Force.
Mr. Moony's of the Old West - Joel
Mr. Myong is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Neelix, "I'm a Doctor, not a Decorator!"
Mr. O'Brien, beam Wesley to the Village on the double.
Mr. O'Brien, how large is this anomaly? - Picard
Mr. O'migod-crunch-crunch - Crow on spider victim
Mr. Orville, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Mr. Patriot, are you too busy defending freedom to BE free?
Mr. Pepe LaPeu, you are found guilty of sexual harrasment & stinking!
Mr. Peters, Mr. Hurley. Mr. Hurley, Mr. Peters - Crow
Mr. Poopy-Pants...Incontinence Super Hero.
Mr. Porter is about to impress us with his pilot skills.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic, film at 11.
Mr. President, Do you swear to tell the truth (Hahahaha)
Mr. President, it's your boss. You know, "We the People."
Mr. President, there's a convention here to see you...
Mr. President, we can save the space station. We'll just tax it!
Mr. President, we must not allow a Mine Shaft Gap!
Mr. President, what's this red button for?
Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry. - Yakko Warner
Mr. QED--A logical horse of a different continum
Mr. Radmelick is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Ranger isn't going to like this, Yogi.
Mr. Riker, you have the brig ...
Mr. Rockefeller did not bring his wife, said Tom haplessly.
Mr. Rodgers has taken out a contract on Barney!
Mr. Rodgers have taken out a contract on Barney!
Mr. Rogers DOS Prompt------- CANYOUSAYC:\>?
Mr. Rogers in Cabaret - Mike on weirdly dressed guy
Mr. Rogers of Borg - "Can you say `assimilate', boys and girls?"
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say A-sim-i-la-ted? I can.
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assilimated?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assimilated?
Mr. Rogers teaches calculus: "Can you say 'open interval,' children?"
Mr. Sandman, send me a dream, make her the cutest that I've ever seen.
Mr. Schroedinger, have you seen my cat? And what's the box for?
Mr. Schwab, whatever it is can't be that bad.
Mr. Sco*t! *Get t*ese trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!
Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
Mr. Scott beam me aboard... CLUNK... OUCH!
Mr. Scott! Lock tractor beams onto that tagline!
Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come from?
Mr. Scott, stay away from my engines! - Geordi
Mr. Servo, you've GOT to be kidding me! - Crow
Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me. -- Dot Warner
Mr. Smith is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
Mr. Smug - Tom on cocky leader
Mr. Sock, set heels to stun. -- Shoe Trek
Mr. Spock wants his eye shadow back -Crow on alien's eyes
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Spock, set eyebrows to stun.
Mr. Steinbrenner isn't going to like this, Yogi.
Mr. Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14.4.
Mr. Sysop, I hate your #$^#$ NO CARRIER
Mr. Sysop, I hate your guts! #$^#$ NO CARRIER
Mr. Sysop... what does no carrier mean .... [NO CARRIER]
Mr. T as a Klingon: "You have no honour . . . FOOL!!!"
Mr. T of Borg. I pity da foo dat resists me!
Mr. T of Borg: Ah pity da foo' who don't get assimilated!
Mr. Tuvok wears Vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Warty Eyebrows - Crow on goofy looking alien
Mr. Watson? This is your operator, Ernestine. How may I help you?
Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
Mr. Wood's wardrobe by Mrs. Wood - Crow
Mr. Woodruff looks like a roll on deoderant - Mike
Mr. Worf arm the photon Buritos and FIRE!
Mr. Worf fire pharsers at will! *ZAP* Hey where did Riker go?
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf! I can handle myself. * Beverly
Mr. Worf! StunSticks are *NOT* appropriate 1st Grade toys!
Mr. Worf! The Teleporters are *NOT* for Scopin' Babes .
Mr. Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN Tomasek to the brig!
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf! Fire at Will >BZZZZT< Hey, where's Riker?
Mr. Worf! Fire at Will .. Which one sir?
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Mr. Worf, FIRE. <to be continued>
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will! Will...? Will....?
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will, Oh its you Bob, okay fire at BOB.
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will. <BZZT> Hey, where did Riker go?
Mr. Worf, Fire phasers at #N#.... ZZZZZZap
Mr. Worf, Fire phasers at Bob Smith.... ZZZZZZap
Mr. Worf, Open All Hailing Frequencies.
Mr. Worf, Scan the Romulan Vessel. Aye Captain at 300dpi?
Mr. Worf, Shields up. Prepare to repel flame attack.
Mr. Worf, fire at Will, ..... Number One ?
Mr. Worf, fire at will *>Bzzt<* Hey! Where's Riker!
Mr. Worf, fire at will! *BZZZZZT* Hey, where'd Riker go???
Mr. Worf, fire at will! Number one...WILL!?!?!?!
Mr. Worf, fire at will. *>BZZT<* Hey, where's Riker?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. >>ZAP!<< Hey! Where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. >>ZAP!<< Hey! Where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. *>BZZT<* Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. *>BZZZT<* Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire at will. -ZAP- Hey, where'd Reiker go??
Mr. Worf, fire at will. ZZZAP! Hey, where did Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #LN#
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #TOFIRST@! <Zzzaapp>
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #tofirst@, Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #tolast@
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@ ... Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Bob ... Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Holly ... Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Orville! <Zzzaapp>
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the Power Rangers!!...Bzzzzt!!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader! ...Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. #1, have you...#1? WILL?!?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1, have...No.1? Will?
Mr. Worf, fire! <Worf picks up extinguisher.>
Mr. Worf, fire! <Worf runs in with extinguisher at the ready>
Mr. Worf, fire! No, no, no, put down that extinguisher. *sigh*
Mr. Worf, fire!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Mr. Worf, inform Starfleet we have engaged...<music> the Borg.
Mr. Worf, lock a tractor beam on that Tagline and bring it in.
Mr. Worf, place Ensign Dieckmann in the torpedo tube.
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. Bullitt to the airlock.
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. Fox to the airlock.
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. Smith to the airlock.
Mr. Worf, please show Ms. Orville to the airlock.
Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedoes oh, it's YOU, Bob!
Mr. Worf, put Ensign Bullitt in the photon tube and FIRE!
Mr. Worf, raise the shields around my tagline!
Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye Captain, 300dpi? -- Worf
Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye, Captain... 300 DPI??
Mr. Worf, set phasers on -/Shake 'n' Bake!\-
Mr. Worf, set phasers to "emasculate.
Mr. Worf, set statements on disintegrate. Aye, Sir!
Mr. Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard
Mr. Worf, sudden murderous intent behind Counselor Troi is NOT funny.
Mr. Worf, you may fire when ready!
Mr. Worf. Lock phasers on oh, it's YOU
Mr. Zombie I just need you to sign this deposition - Mike
Mr. and Mrs. William Jefferson Blythe Ceausescu Clinton
Mr.& Mrs. America, turn all your guns in. Yeah, Dianne in your dreams!
Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at Orville ... Zzzzzap!
Mr.Anderson:What 'n' the hell?
Mr.President? Incoming, sir. Launch code?
Mr.VanDressen: You're blocking......
Mr.Worf, fire phasers at will. #1, have you...#1? WILL?!?
Mr.Worf, it seems Alexander shows a fondness for Spandex
Mr.Worf, sweep Dr.Crusher's remains OFF the transporter.
Mreow... ow... ow... ow - Simba in canyon
Mrlje od piva se lako peru.
Mrrrreoeeeoooooowww!!!!!
Mrs. Bobbit: Touch me with that, Mister, and draw back a nub!
Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send *that* in the U.S. Mail.
Mrs. Bunny's complaint: "He just keeps going and going and going ..."
Mrs. Bunny's complaint: "He just keeps going and going.."
Mrs. E.Bunny's complaint, "He just keeps going and going."
Mrs. Fletcher was PUSHED!
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Mrs. Jewls shook her head no and said, "Yes, that is right."
Mrs. Lockhorn cooked dinner again - Crow on explosion
Mrs. Murphy and baby Murphy are instances of Murphy's law.
Mrs. Pauli's Fission Chips. A High Energy Snack.
Mrs. Tomato went red when she saw Mr. Greenpea
Mrs. Uh-Huh-Wiggins! - Mike on secretary
Mrzeo sam te danju, a zeleo te u snu,
Mrzim da smisljam TAGove!
Mrzim pusace, dizelase i brkate devojke.
Ms. Gates does Chicago.
Ms. Hathaway, Jethro Wants To Be A Rock Star...
Ms. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit.
Ms. Sleepwalker calls out my name in her sleep.
Ms. Sleepwalker found the secret of youth. She lies about her age.
Ms. Sleepwalker gave me her sister's phone number. (Mistake)
Ms. Sleepwalker is a sucker for punishment!
Ms. Sleepwalker walks in her sleepHave her stop by my place...
Ms. is short for MStake, MSandry, MSinformation and MSrepresentation.
Msdos-the latest utility supported by UNIX!
Msg on Mars Probe Monitor: Your Trial Period has ended.
Msngr [R] Never open a can of worms unless you plan to go fishing.
Msngr [R] We are masters of our destiny but slaves to our taglines.
Msturbation: At least its sex with someone I love!
Mt. Rushmore has two new faces carved in - they're for Bill Klinton
MtG: the crack cocaine of gaming.
Mu'ad Dib, your sandworm, 124C, is blocking the driveway.
Mu, Ohm, lum, ahm, ra, bah, beh, summ....
Mu..., said Pooh, as he realized he was less than fluent in Klingon.
MuNuQ!, said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in half.
MuNuQ, said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
MuNuQ, said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck.
MuNuQ, said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
MuNuQ, said Pooh, as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck.
Mubutu, mubutu, mubutu. - Gypsy as native
Much more civilized than the class I ran at the Red Cross.-Jack Butler
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. - George Prentice
Much that is strange can happen to a world on the back of a turtle
Much that is weird could happen on a world on the back of a turtle.
Much was accomplished before you were born, but not by computer online!
Much was accomplished before you were born, but not by computers online!
Muci zeno, to divlje , to bezi...---
Mucus: Not quite in focus.
Mud Pies.....Quiche Terrain!
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups - Bart Simpson's lines
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F15
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F15
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. - Bart Simpson
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. --Bart on blackboard.
Mud slinging politicians clod their way to the top.
Mud wrestlers do it dirty.
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! - Yoda
Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! - Yoda
Mufasa of Borg: You will be assimilated in the Circle of Life
Mufutau Towobola.... FidoNet: 1:2603/505, RIME# 5210, In
Muhahahahahahahahahahaha........ said the DM.
MulNtOitPaRsOkBiLnEgM?S-abort,retry,fail?
Mulder "I am afraid, I am afraid to believe." - Dana Scully
Mulder "Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba..." - Dana Scully
Mulder and Cooper in '96: Remember, the owls deny everything!
Mulder and Scully in '96 -- Trust No One But Them!!!
Mulder and Scully of the Continuum: The Q-Files.
Mulder of Borg: Disbelief is futile, aliens are assimilating
Mulder! FBI! Darion Lambert? I have a few questions....
Mulder! FBI! Drop the Orb, Winn! I have a few questions...
Mulder! FBI! Drop the phaser Kirk, I have a few questions....
Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword, MacLeod--I have a few questions....
Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod--I have a few questions....
Mulder! FBI! Out of the whale tank Spock, we need to talk.
Mulder! FBI! Sarah Conner? I have a few questions.
Mulder! FBI! Step out of the suit Kosh, we need to talk.
Mulder! FBI! Step out of the suit, Kosh; I have some questions.
Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword! McLeod, I have a few questions...
Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky! --Scully.
Mulder's motto: "Trust No One, But Wear A Flashy Jacket."
Mulder, I need your help! Mulder! --Scully.
Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! - Dana Scully
Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! --Scully.
Mulder, you're the only one I trust. - Dana Scully
Mulder, you're the only one I trust. --Scully.
Mulder: After all you've seen, why can't you believe?
Mulder: All I know is normal is not what I think.
Mulder: Are they here yet?
Mulder: Barney? (guessing at the most heinous force of all)
Mulder: Better hide your Megadeath albums
Mulder: But it's not black hole season either.
Mulder: C'mon Scullyit'll be a nice trip through the forest
Mulder: Could say the guy was running on empty.
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of *extraterrestrials*?
Mulder: Do you find me spooky?
Mulder: FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod-I have a few questions....
Mulder: Familiar with the 10 Commandments, Scully?
Mulder: For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off.
Mulder: Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question
Mulder: He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead.
Mulder: I arranged to have the body exhumed.
Mulder: I don't think you're ready for what I think
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.
Mulder: I have a reputation?
Mulder: I just don't know which lie to believe
Mulder: I know what he's afraid of.
Mulder: I once saw Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear
Mulder: I saw the movie.
Mulder: I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses
Mulder: I think I saw some of these people at Woodstock.
Mulder: I think it's plausible that someone would think you're hot.
Mulder: I want to see if Copperfield is in town.
Mulder: I was a dead man. Now I'm back.
Mulder: I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me
Mulder: I've always been intrigued by women named BJ.
Mulder: I've been saying that for years
Mulder: If this is monkey pee you're on your own
Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?
Mulder: In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son.
Mulder: It's men like you that give perversion a bad name
Mulder: It's not fair. It's not our time
Mulder: It's okay, I can have the body wrapped to go.
Mulder: Kids today, huh?
Mulder: Listen to me Scully they can do this!
Mulder: Looking for the truth? Deep Throat: Precisely, Mr. Mulder!
Mulder: Lots of 'Philes. Scully: Lots and Lots of 'Philes.
Mulder: Lots of files. Scully: Lots and Lots of Files!
Mulder: Lunch? (after toads fell from sky)
Mulder: Mac, this is Dana Scully. Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod....
Mulder: Maybe their parachutes didn't open {on falling toads}
Mulder: No one has jurisdiction over the truth
Mulder: No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you?
Mulder: OOH! If you were that stoned *what*?
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded.
Mulder: Only one person has pulled it off. Elvis. (on faking death)
Mulder: Open your mind to extreme possibility.
Mulder: Pardon my rubber
Mulder: Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill?
Mulder: So what is this...the anti-Waltons?
Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted
Mulder: Sowhat? The murder weapon was a top sirloin?
Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy. Scully: Mulder, you're crazy!
Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy. -- Scully: You're crazy.
Mulder: That girl -- Scully: Who? Jessica Hawn?
Mulder: That's a lot of firepower just to protect Mother Nature.
Mulder: That's the $64,000 Question, Scully
Mulder: That's the easiest explanation.Its also the most implausible.
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in FBI.
Mulder: That's why they put the eye in FBI
Mulder: The answers are there, you just have to know where to look.
Mulder: The guy obviously needed a longer vacation.
Mulder: The truth is out there
Mulder: There are so many.I'm saving a hard time choosing.
Mulder: There are truths out there that aren't on that tape.
Mulder: There's something I didn't tell you. Scully: Something else?
Mulder: Too late for a game of Stratego? -Sam. 22 years too late.
Mulder: Trust no one.
Mulder: Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'
Mulder: Wait. You think I'm right? (to Scully)
Mulder: We lost nine minutes! -- Scully: We lost *WHAT*?
Mulder: What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?
Mulder: Will you cut the sanctimonious crap?
Mulder: Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ
Mulder: You OK? Scully: I feel better than you look.
Mulder: You can get the next mutant.
Mulder: You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween.
Mulder: You may be right. Scully: Waityou think I'm right?
Mulder: You should always carry protection (on voodoo charms)
Mulder: You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man would 'ya copper?
Mule fritters! - Col. Potter
Multi-function gadgets will not perform any function adeguately.
Multi-task? I can't even do ONE thing at once.
Multi-tasking - screwing up several things at once.
Multi-tasking - what fathers do all day long, every day
Multi-tasking - what mothers do all day long, every day
Multi-tasking = Screwing up several things at once!
Multi-tasking without AmigaDOS? A swivel chair and two PCs!
Multi-tasking: Reading while sitting on the toilet
Multi-tasking: Crashing four different programs at the same time.
Multi-tasking: Hanging up more than one program.
Multi-tasking: Reading in the bathroom.
Multi-tasking: Twice the mistakes in half the time!
Multi-tasking?? Been doing it for years...... I'm a Mom.
MultiTask- Make twice the mistakes in 1/2 the time
MultiTask- Make twice the mistakes in half the time
MultiTasking - Twice the mistakes in half the time.
Multimedia. Sick of that word yet?
Multiple Personality: First Person Plural
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
Multiple personalities are very creative. Look at what I wrote on the cat.
Multiple personality? Who, us?
MultipliCATion: What cats do and what adders need log tables for...
Multitask (mul-tee-tasc): 1) Reading in the bathroom.
Multitask! Read in the bathroom.
Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaneously!
Multitask: make twice the mistakes in 1/2 the time.
Multitask: screw up several things at once!
Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
MultitaskThink and type at the same time.
Multitaskers do it everywhere: Concurrently!
Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
Multitasking = An orgy...
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking Windows -- a contradiction of terms..
Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking and multimedia since 1985 - Amiga!
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Multitasking causes schizophrenia...
Multitasking: 3 XTs and a chair with wheels...
Multitasking: Hanging up more than one program
Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 application at a time.
Multitasking: Lousing up several things at once.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking: The ability to screw up several things at once.
Multitasking: Capable of GPFs and UAEs at the same time.
Multitasking: Crashing both hard-drives at once
Multitasking: Hanging up more than one program.
Multitasking: Make twice the mistakes in half the time.
Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom.
Multitasking: Reading while on the honeybucket..
Multitasking: sitting and thinking
Multitasking: start a download & get a beer.
Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program
Multitasking? Been doing it for years.. I'm a dad..
Multitasking? Been doing it for years.... I'm a mom!
Multitasking? Been doing it for years.... I'm a woman!
Multitasking? Been doing it for years.I'm a dad!
Multitasking? Been doing it for years.... I'm a Scouter...
Mumbles wants us to weigh magazines now - Tom
Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater
Mummelot: Bottomless repository where theater tickets are dropped.
Mummy scat! - Crow
Mummy, Dad fell off the roof! Yes, dear, I saw him pass the window.
Mummy, what does "Formatting drive C:" mean?
Mummy: An Egyptian pressed for time.
Munch on the hamburger of love and human kindness. With cheese.
Munchkin (n): Death on a Soda Cracker.
Munchkin Quote: "I want a dragon as a familiar."
Munchkin: "Whaddya mean I can't fight wid 2 Halberds? I got two arms!"
Munchkins cast Control Cthulhu
Munchkins cast Control Cthulhu.
Munchmodem d/l PIZZA.ZIP 123 sps (slices per second)...
Munden's Bar serves Old Mink.
Muppet Labs, Where the Future Is Being Made Today!
Muppeteers DO IT under a table or back stage.
Muq, said Pooh as his ghak slithered off the table and out the door.
Murder By Implication - Mike on offscreen murder
Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
Murder on the Disoriented Express - Crow T. Robot
Murdered by pirates is good...
Mure or Moore! It's All In the Family.
Murmuring a Wizard's song for thee. -L. McKennitt
Murphy Brown can spell potato.
Murphy Brown had a baby, Dan Quayl had a cowe.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going
Murphy is out there waiting
Murphy is out there watching waiting
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ...
Murphy is out there somewhere ... just waiting ...
Murphy is out there, waiting ...
Murphy is out there...watching...waiting!
Murphy never had it so good.
Murphy on projects: Everthing takes longer & costs more.
Murphy was a grunt. 'Murphy
Murphy was an incompetent lawmaker.
Murphy was an optimist. - O'Toole's Commentary
Murphy was an optimist..
Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
Murphy's 3rd Military Law: Friendly fire ain't.
Murphy's 8th Military Law: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Fifth Corollary: Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Murphy's Law fails only when you try to demonstrate it
Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a vacation and it hits the fan.
Murphy's Law is always a good excuse.
Murphy's Law is an instantiation of the law of entropy.
Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!!
Murphy's Law of Combat - If it's too quiet, it's an ambush...
Murphy's Law of Combat - Tracers work both ways...
Murphy's Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Law of Random Tags: Will always miss good ones!
Murphy's Law of Sex: "This won't hurt, I promise."
Murphy's Law of Sex: Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Do it only with the best.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Murphy's Law of Sex: It is always the wrong time of month.
Murphy's Law of Sex: It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Love comes in spurts.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Nothing improves with age.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Sex has no calories.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
Murphy's Law of Sex: The best way to hold a woman is in your arms.
Murphy's Law of Sex: The world does not revolve on an axis.
Murphy's Law of Sex: Virginity can be cured.
Murphy's Law of Sex: When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it
Murphy's Law: "If something CAN go wrong, it WILL!"
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, wi#^@NO CARRIER
Murphy's Law: If accidents didn't happen, I would create them myself!
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong it will
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, .......NO CARRIER
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it w...NO CARRIER
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it wNO CARRIER
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Murphy's Laws of Combat make great taglines!
Murphy's Menu: List of food which the restaurant has just run out of.
Murphy's Military Laws: Friendly fire is not friendly.
Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's Paradox: Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has right of way.
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Seventh Corollary: Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother nature is a bitch.
Murphy's copy of SLMR was sent to Baghdad.
Murphy's corralary: Murphy was an optomist
Murphy's law #1024: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Murphy's law #1: Anything that can go wrong will.
Murphy's law for moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
Murphy's law for sysops: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
Murphy's law needs to be repealed.
Murphy's law: Everything fails someday, including Murphy's Law.
Murphy's rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's tagline law: There's never enough room to reall
Murphy's: All constants are variables!
Muruora: Sunny one day, 20 000 degrees the next
Mush, mush, Tom said huskily.
Mushrooms have spoor-gasms.
Music . . . the second love of my life!
Music Students do it to a Beat
Music TaglinesBat Out Of Heaven by Meatloaf
Music be where it's at all music. Yo' Man!!
Music by Cat Mother and the All Night News Boys.
Music hackers DO IT audibly.
Music hackers DO IT in scores.
Music hackers DO IT with more movements.
Music hackers DO IT with their organs.
Music hackers do it at 3 A.M.
Music hackers do it in concert.
Music hackers want to DO IT in real time.
Music has too much sax and violins.
Music instrument has a plural known as orchestra.
Music is SOUND LEARNING
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Beethoven
Music is a higher revelation than philosphy. - Beethoven
Music is a higher revelation than phiosophy. Beethoven
Music is an amulet, to be worn against all adversities.
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Music is everybody's, so is esperanto.
Music is like religion, everyone swears theirs is better.
Music is mathematics for the soul. - Anon.
Music is the brandy of the damned.
Music is the messenger no one can silence.
Music is the metronome of the mind.
Music is the only completely legal pleasure
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Music is where it's at all music!
Music is work - John Cage
Music isn't everything, but neither is money.
Music made for pleasure, music made to thrill.
Music makes a difference... support it in your schools.
Music makes a quiet mind.
Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
Music should strike fire from a man. - Beethoven
Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.
Music with dinner is insulting both chef and violinist.
Music, Sex, and Cookies!
Music, playing cards, I don't like to work this hard.
Music, the greatest good that mortals know
Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory.
Music... the staff of life!
Musicains do it in scores.
Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
Musical condoms are a one shot deal
Musical instrument has a plural known as orchestra.
Musicians DO IT in 2-part harmony.
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Musicians do it aurally.
Musicians do it in concert.
Musicians do it in front of an audience.
Musicians do it in rhythm
Musicians do it in scores
Musicians do it in time.
Musicians do it orally.
Musicians do it rhythmically.
Musicians do it together.
Musicians do it using notes.
Musicians do it with feeling.
Musicians do it with passion.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Musicians do it with their fingers.
Musicians do it with their instruments.
Musicians don't pun - they cant.
Musicians duet better!
Musicians make the world go 'round!
Musicians never die, they just de-COMPOSE!
Musicians never die. They just go flat.
Musicians never die. They slowly decompose.
Musicians never die. They just go flat.
Musicians never die. They slowly decompose.
Musicologist: one who can read music but can't hear it.
Muskarac od zene trazi samo jedno (al' bar 3 puta ;)))
Muskarci uvek imaju poslednju rec: "Da DRAGA !" :)))
Muskellunge after her pearl like that?
Muslim - If **** happens, it was the will of Allah.
Muslim: If sh*t happems, take a hostage!
Musquirt: Yellow liquid that comes out from the mustard bottle first.
Musquirt: Yellow water that comes out from the mustard bottle first.
Musquirt: Yellow water that leaves the mustard bottle first.
Must Go - My Nephew wants to learn Serbo Croat
Must Go Some Jehovahs witnesses need shocking.
Must Go - My Nephew wants to learn Serbo Croat
Must Go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
Must Go - My attack cat needs his claws filed
Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened.
Must Go - Some Jehovah's Witnesses need shouting at.
Must Go - Some Jehovah's witnesses need shocking.
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shocking.
Must I fall in love w/all my recruits? - Tom as captain
Must Not Get Angry, Must Not Get Angry - Ren.
Must be a bit of insanity slipping in somewhere <g>.
Must be an Apple user, he grunts a lot and points..
Must be an intern. Nothing to do - Tom
Must be because I had the flu for Christmas...
Must be getting old. - Beverly Howard
Must be some *BIG* dog!
Must be some cockroach. He'll bite your head off, man.
Must be the same magic bullet that got Connally - Crow
Must be therapy for the mental cases. - Col. Whiteman on Klinger
Must be working. You're beginning to talk just like a Vorlon. --Ivanova.
Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner
Must get Moose and Squirrel! - Boris & Natasha
Must get off before I'm thrown off.
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filled.
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws sharpened.
Must go home & kill parents - Mike
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again.
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again.....
Must sell health food store due to failing health.
Must the lawyer be a matrimonial specialist?
Must think, can't think, too stupid to think
Must you be a pothole in the highway of life??
Must you be so bizarre? -Brain
Must you be so linear, Jean-Luc? - Q
Must you go? We were hoping to have you for dinner.
Must've been much easier to get turned on back then -Crow T. Robot
Must've had a lotta gas - Joel on commode scene in fire
Must've typed the wrong parameters - Crow
Must. Fight. It. Must.Stay.In.Control... - Ren Hoek
Must...Get...To...Bargain Clown! - Crow
Must...Get...To...Theater! - Tom in Shatner mode
Must...Register...For...Semester. Roar! - Crow as zombie
Must...continue...to read...letter - Mike's death scene
Must...find...pastel colored...native female - Tom
Must...get...back...to...Galileo 7 - Joel in Shatner mode
Must..destroy..mankind..ooh, lunch-time! - Radioactive Homer
Musterija je uvek upravu...osim ako ja ne kazem drukcije.
Mustn't... succumb to the rapture... of the bread!
Mutant? I could have sworn you were an alien.
Mutants do it very strangely.
Mutants for nuclear power! .-)
Mutants for nuclear power! }%-)
Mutants for nuclear power! }-)
Mutate kids now! Avoid the rush! - Janier's Advice
Mutate now! Avoid the rush!
Mute? Call 1-800-TALKING and give us your name.
Mutilate - What cats do at night.
Mutilate monkey meat, concentrated birdies feet.
Mutilated monkeys meat..Little boddy birdies feet.
Mutually attracted Meters: [...../][\.....]
Muve su najbolji novinari-odmah otkriju kad nesto zasmrdi
Muzicari koji piju imali su hiljadu vrlina da da
Muzicari koji piju najvise su voleli baladu da da
Muzicari koji piju nikad nisu patili od treme da da
Muzicari koji piju nikad nisu stizali na vreme
Muzicari koji piju nikad nisu znali gde je bina
Muzicari koji piju nisu znali u kojem su gradu
Muzzle it! - Troi
My "Inner Child" is a really nasty bitch!
My $0.02 worth and priced just right!
My %.09 Computer ^%.G is Better than yours 12@3 NO CARRIER
My 'get up and go' got up and went.
My *OTHER* computer is R2D2!
My *taglines* are original. *I* am a copy.
My .SHP just came in, but now the .DOC is on fire!
My .SHP just came in, now the .DOC is on fire!!!
My 1935 film 'The Prancing Ninny' - Tom as old actor
My 2400 modem is so slow, I just ait lunch while I was waiting...
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My 386 is faster than a Cray (running windows)!
My 486 does an infinite loop in 4.68 seconds.
My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
My 586-150 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My :* cat :* :* walks all :* over me.
My ARCHER Hit the Mark in SC.
My ASCII has been de-limited.
My AT needs STP.
My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire.
My Advice: He who buys the hockey tickets, lives!
My Altzheimers is acting up again.
My American Express card left home without me.
My Angel fish ate my Piranha!!!!!
My Aquarium leaks, what should I do? "Buy a bucket"
My BACKUP computer is a Cray.
My BBS is Baroque now, please call Bach later with your Handel.
My BBS is better then your nah..nah..nah...nah..nah...na..:-P
My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
My Bachmann C40-8 needs a tune up.....gotta sledge?
My Birth Certificate?? Expired??
My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
My Borg is back and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la, Hey la!
My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la...
My Borgfriend is back and there's gonna be trouble. Hey La...
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter.
My Bots are terminally hip, but I love them anyway! -Joel
My Brain Hurts -- Gumby
My Brain: [\.......] My brain on drugs: [\.......] Any questions?
My Brains are going into my feet!
My Brother's Keeper is my Mum!
My COMPUTER doesn't need a debugger! ... I DO!!!
My CREED Had A CREED In VA
My Canada doesn't have class distinctions.
My Canada doesn't include ethnic cleansing.
My Canada doesn't include language suppression.
My Canada has an elected, equal, and effective Senate.
My Canada includes Bajor.
My Canada includes Customs & Immigrations posts on the Quebec border.
My Canada includes Doug Flutie.
My Canada includes Florida from November until April
My Canada includes NZ from November until April...
My Canada includes Wisconsin from November until April...
My Canada includes a wall on Ontarios west border.
My Canada includes runbacks of missed field goals.
My Canada includes the 55-yard line.
My Canada includes: 3 downs, 110 yards and an import rule!
My Captain can beat up your Captain.
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo*
My Cat Tells Me When He Is Lonely By Biting My Toes!!!!
My Cat ate my roomate's mouse...
My Cat crawls under *Beds*...Software crawls under *Windows*
My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat likes "Cat-Mobiles"--they stop at "Cats-X-ings!"
My Cat likes *CAT*fish--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat likes Cat-Mobiles-they stop at Cats-X-ings!
My Cat likes serial Mice for breakfast! it's the "Cats-Meow"
My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"
My Cat loves "Santa-Cat-Alina"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat sleeps in "Cats-Cradles"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat uses "Cat-Apults"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat uses "Cat-Walks"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
My Cat uses Cat-Apults-they're the Cats-Meoowww!
My Cat uses Cat-Walks-they're the Cats-Meoowww!
My Chinese necklace has been stolen, said Mary jadedly.
My Computer electro sex redifining HARD DRIVE!
My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave.
My Copy of last weeks IRISH NEWS was burnt in the big fire of 1922...
My Counterpart, My foolish heartRUSH Animate
My Cray just don't have the kind of power it takes to run windows!
My Data action figure says I shouldn't worry, he scanned me & I'm okay
My Data action figure says I shouldn't worry, he scanned me and I'm ok
My Data is Delightful. (When Present)
My Dog thinks he's human. My cat thinks she's a Goddess!
My Dogma's chasing your karma again..
My EGO is better than your EGO!
My English isn't very good.
My Ex-wife or My Lawyer: who do I shoot First?
My FIDO Sysop keeps a supply on hand for his clients.
My Family Tree has got me stumped!
My Family Tree is just a stump!
My Father the Tuna will not be seen today- Animaniacs
My Father's house is NOT a marketpl...hey, how much for those sandals?
My Favorite Horror Movie (in Reverse) => People chase Monster!
My FidoNET address: 123 Any Street, Smalltown, USA 12334
My Friend, That's Exactly What You Need! - Charles Globe.
My Future Is Revealed
My G-d! An on-topic related question!
My GAWD! She's stuck with EDLIN! We'll all pray for you <g>.
My GAWD!! That's moose-turd pie!! It's good though!!
My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...
My Ghod, exclaimed the Tagline, I'm in the wrong joke!
My Girlfriend told me 'Choose ME or the Computer' - gee I miss her
My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My Go ! Someone's swipe the ' ' key from my keyboar !
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My God .... it's full of stars!
My God How Wonderful Thou Art
My God Jim! I`m DEAD!
My God is big, so strong and so mighty... Phillipians 4:13.
My God man! You've defiled my woman - Tom to Joel
My God man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo.
My God shall supply all your needs. Phil 4:9
My God! A conference-related question!
My God! An on-topic related question!
My God! A conference-related question!
My God! An on-topic related question!
My God! Gryphon, you actually stepped into the debate! - SJ
My God! He's a puppeteer! - Tom on hanging guy
My God! It's a hair dryer! - Tom on UFO
My God! It's a styrofoam plate! - Tom as UFO hovers
My God! It's full of stars!
My God! It's the light bulb people! -Tom on space helmets
My God! Its full of stars. - David Bowman
My God! Look at that plane! It's flying!
My God! They've gone to Plaid!
My God, Ponsonby! That genius Baldrick has killed the wrong bloke.
My God, as if religion and philosophy aren't bad enough! - Dire Wolf
My God, exclaimed the Tagline, I'm in the wrong joke!
My God, he spaced the teddy bear!
My God, it's full of Yars!
My God, it's full of stores! - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey
My God, its full of spam!
My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. - Londo
My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo Mollari.
My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo.
My God, the shadows...
My God," exclaimed the tagline, "I'm in the wrong joke!
My God. Bones. What have I done? * Kirk
My God... It's full of coffee!
My GodIt's full of coffee!
My Goddess has no name Eris is just a frequent house guest.
My Grammar is going to be 100 on her next birthday.
My Grammar's not bad. She dead.
My Grandmother is faster then Windows, and she's DEAD!
My Guardian Angel should have been fired!
My HD is full! Maybe I'll try this message area.
My HD went on a diet... it lost its FAT.
My Hair! My Beautiful Head Of TV's Frank's Hair! - Frank
My Hard Disk went on a crash diet and lost its FAT.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
My Hard-on, geesh I can't find the on-off switch.
My Harley doesn't leak, it's just marking its spot!
My Hearts Were YOUNG and GAY!
My Heros did not kill Indians, they killed Cowboys!
My Hispanic/Chinese houseboy, Manuel Tai'ping does my taglines.
My Honor Student can beat up *your* Honor Student!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My Husband or my modem? Gee, I'll miss him....
My I.Q. is 20/20
My I.U.D. picks up Radio Windy.
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My IQ test came back negative.
My IQ test results came back negative.
My Information Superhighway has potholes in it!
My Jacuzzi is filled with Perrier.
My Karma has just run over your Dogma.
My KeY BoArD Is TotALlY FinE!!!!
My Kid Sells Drugs to Your Honor Roll Student.
My Kingdom for a warm slice of bread dripping with butter
My Life As A Dog: The Western Version - Dr. F
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer*
My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
My Life as a College Student, by I. R. Smart
My Life as a Rapist, by Comoniwanalaya
My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum*
My Lord Bullitt, I have a cunning plan.
My Lord Orville, I have a cunning plan.
My Lord is Lord Incarnadine, Ruler of Castle Perilous
My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused
My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messages.
My Moderator can whip, your Moderator.
My Mom misses me so much, she runs a BBS so I'll call.
My Mom went to cyberspace & all I got was this lousy tag.
My Mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
My Mother said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY???
My Mother-in-law once had an expression. But I killed her!
My Mouse has IRQ conflicts with my CatDisk...
My NEXT life will be normal!
My Name Is Spot. And I Am YATI.
My Name Is ~Narco..., And I'm A Tagline Addict.
My Name is 1||#||||#||#||#||0 My Rank is#|||#||# Serial No:||#||||#|
My Nazi is OK, she works for the US government.
My Net Coordinator is a Mail Demon.
My Nipples explode with Delight! (Monty Python)
My Other Cars are also Bugs
My PC is a screamer! "UPGRADE ME! UPGRADE ME!! NOW!!!"
My Parents went to Macross Island and all I got was this lousy Tagline
My Pentium seems to be having trouble with Windows 94.992
My Pocket-Dragon squeeked when he read "Pagan tags,"
My Pocket-Dragon squeeked when he read "ex-Dallas?,"
My Prozac ran out! Wait, no it didn't...YES IT DID! um...no..wait...
My RICE Snaps, Crackles, and Pops!
My Rage feels good. His blood tastes better. -- Mari Cabrah
My Reality depends on which book I'm reading
My Rice Crispies says: "PLEASE! Don't eat me!!!"
My Rice Crispies says: "Man..you've got bad breath"
My Rolex died the first day I bought it....piece of junk!
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse*
My Sin Apps are missing.
My Sin: I once called Windows an Operating System.. a long time ago.
My Son The Nut
My Soul Now Magnifies the Lord
My Spanish/Chinese houseboy writes my posts. Y'know, Manuel Tai-Ping.
My Spell Checker says there is no such thing as Chop Suey.
My Spell Checker says there is no such thing as Tofu.
My St. Bernard has a drinking problem.
My Stud finder must be broken. It just points at Me.
My SysOp let me type ## CENSORED! ## on his BBS last week. What a guy!
My Sysop actually writes everything you see here, in my name!
My Sysop can beat up your Sysop. Phhheeettt
My Sysop lets me say ***Censored***
My TSR manager said to buy more D&D books.
My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation
My Tagline has vanished!
My Tagline is invisible until it attacks someone, or 24 hours.
My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed.
My Taglines are all packed up and ready to travel.
My Taglines are comprised of 100% post-consumer electrons!
My Taglines are original, I'm the one that was stolen.
My Teeth, Were's My Teeth - Ren.
My Thingdom for a Tagline!
My Tongue unraveled to my knees. Flippity-flippity-flop.
My Tourette's Syndrome only acts up when I'm driving.
My Tree became a Forest!
My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home. - Geco
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Twit filter just twitted You.
My Uncle Fred died of asbestosis - it took six months to cremate him.
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My Used Celebrity Underware, GONE! - Ren.
My V32bs fx/mdm wrks jst fne wthot a 1550 bffrd URT
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, - s.w.
My Volksmodem is down... in fact it's Fahrfromwurken!
My WYSIWYG is all GUI
My Wife or My Modem? Gosh ... I'll miss her!!
My Wildcat wants BLUEWAVE!!!!!!
My Windows are closed.
My Worf, what big teeth you have...
My XT is 9 years old. In PC years, that's 130.
My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
My Yin and Yang aren't on speaking terms anymore.
My Zmodem decided to catch some Z's.
My [thump] comput[bang]er [crash] is [bang] DS9....
My `get up and go' got up and got weird.
My adult child loves me so much, he won't leave home ...
My advice is to lock up the silver-ware. Kira
My advice is to try to stop complaining.
My advice to you: Always...no wait...never...
My advise is to get the best and fastest you can afford.
My agent's going to get an `Oh-oh' upside the head! - Slappy
My aim is always good but the target refuses to be hit.
My anachronisms are out-of-date.
My ancestor did what?
My ancestors are Copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data
My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.
My ancestors can beat up your ancestors.
My ancestors can beat your ancestors!
My ancestors did WHAT!?!
My ancestors do not make me better; knowing them increases my underst.
My ancestors must be hiding in a witness protection program!
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
My ancestors were too smart to be caught....Damn them!!!
My angels and my demons at war
My animal guide is The Cookie Monster.
My answer to UNIX documentation: Ginsu.
My anti-alias is Morph Gouraud, from the plantet Boolean...texturize me !
My apartment allows pets. I have a pony.
My apartment is so small, I don't have room to complain.
My apartment is soooo small, I can only have one cockroach at a time.
My apartment's so small, I can have cream but not sugar in my coffee
My apartment's so small, I can't order a large pizza...
My apt's so sml i hd 2 edit this thread.
My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly.
My arms are only ornamental - Tom
My assault rifle IS used for sport. I hunt BATF agents.
My attorney knew the Law but his attorney knew the Judge.
My attorney's are...Glock, Sig, Smith & Wesson.
My aunt's lost it. Says she has what's-his-name's disease
My aura can beat up your aura.
My baby is not spoiled, his diaper just need changing.
My baby loves me just the way that I am
My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
My baby sitter? Woody Allen and Michael Jackson of course
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
My baby understood you do what you should lying in a pile of wood.
My baby's got something I can't resist.
My backups weren't done because the FAT table wouldn't sing.
My bald spot is a solar panel for a sex machine.
My bankruptcy lawyer is Alan Dershowitz.
My bankruptcy lawyer is Orville Bullitt.
My bankruptcy lawyer is Orville.
My barber said my hairline was reseeding but none of the seeds grew.
My bark is worse than my byte. - Dire Wolf
My bathroom tiles need grouting.
My beard grows faster on a full moon.. Wonder why???
My beers fallen and it can't get up..
My belfry got overloaded with .BAT files.
My benevolence is known far and wide -- Quark
My best bet is that Earth is a 3 week trip at normal warp speed.
My best friend was born in a manger.
My best moments were hanging by my knees with my skirt over my head.
My best taglines are in for repair! This one's a loaner.
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
My best view of a Window was through OS/2 Warp.
My best views of Windows was through OS/2.
My bicycle wheel is melting, Tom spoke softly.
My bid for this contract aims to please, said Tom tenderly.
My big beast is a damn WEINER DOG? [from a short story]
My biological clock must be on "Snooze Alarm."
My biorythms made me do it!
My birth stone? The Blarney Stone, of course.
My birthday suit doesn't fit anymore.
My birthstone? Blarney, of course.
My bit bucket runneth over...
My blood pressure doesn't register, said Tom impulsively.
My blood type? Hershey's, of course!
My blood type? Red of course.
My blood type? Why... Folgers! Of course.
My blood type? Why... Hills Bros.! Of course.
My blood type? Why... Mountain Dew! Of course.
My blood type? WhyFolgers! Of course.
My blood type? WhyHills Bros.! Of course.
My blood type? WhyMountain Dew! Of course.
My body belongs to me... but sometimes I share.
My body feels like it was used as a trampoline by Clydesdales.
My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishes. - Troi
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My body's going *nowhere* until _I'm_ through with it!!
My body, my choice--legalize drugs.
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. J. Dahmer
My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A...
My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..MALK? -Bart
My boo boo is all better - Crow
My boobs hurt - Tom as girl
My book has a Communist plot.
My book is about Tom, not frogs, croaked Edward Stratemeyer swiftly.
My boss has a testimonial plaque from Simon Legree.
My boss is tempermental - 50% temper and 50% mental.
My boss is tempermental...50% Temper...50% Mental!!!
My boss is the son of a Jewish carpenter.
My boss is too cheap to buy a FAX so we just have a RUMOR
My boss told me to leave an emergency #... I wrote 911.
My boss will kill me when he finds out.
My boutonniere's gone, Tom said lackadaisically.
My boy's gonna play in the big leagues. My boy's gonna knock 'em dead.
My boyfriend gives good headache.
My boyfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My boyfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing!
My boyfriend is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my computer
My boyfriend said I never listen to him, or something...
My boyfriend says I never listen to him - or something like that.
My boyfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
My boyfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.
My brain ain't working.
My brain hurts! -- Professor R.J. Gumby
My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!
My brain is dynamic - please refresh my memory.
My brain is friedI got to close to the bar & grill!
My brain is my most important organ, but look what told me that.
My brain is my second favorite organ.
My brain is on drugs? COOL!
My brain is trying to kill me - Calvin
My brain operation was considered minor surgery.
My brain will be 5 minutes dead before I trust a Centauri --Babylon 5.
My brain will be 5 minutes dead before I trust a Centauri. - Garibaldi
My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri.
My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it?
My brain's not crippled, it's functionally challenged.
My breasts will be right back - Crow as trampy girl
My broker needs to talk with me about diversification.
My brother & I look like wood ticks ready to bust - Crow
My brother Russell. He made the pep squad! - Tom
My brother's burdens are my own. - Aldous Gaitch
My bubble's bigger than your bubble! -Jupiter 2 to 1701-D
My bully boys call me Thomas Serveau or Serveaux
My bumper sticker: I brake ON Smurfs.
My butt has no morals. - Mutant Raccoon
My candidate is not on the ballot: None of the Above
My car alarm yells "FREE BEER! FREE SEX! FREE DRUGS!"
My car has seen more action than a tribble in heat!
My car is like the Klingon ship .. "Prang"
My car isn't broken down, it's mechanically challenged!
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
My car's harder to start than a middle aged woman!
My carma ran over my dogma.
My cat :* sleeps :* :* on the :* :* computer :*
My cat and my brother's cat find my underarms fascinating.
My cat ate my mouse, and now I am stuck with arrow keys.
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
My cat ate my mouse. He thought it was dinner.
My cat ate my tagline OK.
My cat can lick your cat!
My cat can use AND flush a toilet. Anybody seen my cat?
My cat caught a hummingbird.
My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
My cat committed suicide...shot herself in the head nine times.
My cat dislikes the term "pet." He prefers "friend and confidant."
My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant."
My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "Queen and Master."
My cat doesn't bite, but he has a pretty intimidating lick!
My cat doesn't need food, water, anything. I stuffed it.
My cat gave me permission to use my computer.
My cat got into my DNA and now all the strands are tangled and knotted
My cat got kitty-liter in my floppy drives.
My cat got my tongue and she won't give it back!
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back!
My cat had puppies - so I spayed the cricket.
My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!
My cat has an answering machine..He'll call back later
My cat has left me to play Socks on SNL.
My cat is a meowing machine!
My cat is getting in touch with his inner kitten.
My cat is good for nothing, But she's very very good at it.
My cat is good for nothing, and he's very good at it!
My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
My cat is good for nothing, but she's very, very good!
My cat is on steroids now and he's no pussy.
My cat is radioactive. She has 18 half-lives.
My cat isn't fat, she just has a LARGE frame.
My cat just ate my mouse!
My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately?
My cat just learned to flush the toilet...anyone seen her lately?
My cat just learned to flush the toilet...seen my smart cat lately?
My cat just loves to play - Hide-And-Go-Puke!
My cat just loves to play Puke-Hairball-In-Shoe!
My cat likes to help with housework:She licks the dishes before I wash
My cat likes to play "hide-and-go-pee".
My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke
My cat likes to play Hide-and-go-Pee.
My cat likes to play Hide-and-go-Poop.
My cat likes to play hide and go poop.
My cat loves to play - Hide-and-go-puke
My cat makes me search the room for invisible intruders.
My cat must be part ivy. He clings to me like a vine.
My cat needs to be petted a million hours per day!
My cat occasionally likes to play hide-and-go-poop!!!!!!
My cat only WISHES she was black.
My cat only likes me for my can opener!
My cat only likes me when I run the electric can opener.
My cat rules the house , and the dogs obey.
My cat rules the house, and the dogs and humans obey.
My cat rules the house, and the dogs obey.
My cat thinks he is a gourmet. He's really a gourmand.
My cat thinks he is a miniature superior being.
My cat thinks he's a dog. Really! He goes MEARF MEARF!
My cat thinks he's a dog...he goes "MEARF MEARF"
My cat thinks it's a dog - it goes MEARF MEARF.
My cat thinks my vocation is body slave - to him!
My cat thinks waterbeds are the best thing since canned mackrel!
My cat typed this tagline.< meow Prrrrr>
My cat types with his tail.
My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
My cat wasn't broke but I had her fixed anyway.
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway
My cat wasn't broke, but I had it fixed anyway.
My cat wasn't broken ... but I had her fixed anyway!
My cat wasn't broken, but I had him fixed anyway.
My cat will fly across the room and land in that bucket!
My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Ralph Wiggum
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
My cat's name is 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
My cat's not my familiar - she's more my peculiar!
My cat's not my familiar -- he's more my peculiar!
My cat's on steroids and is now no pussy.
My cat's on steroids and isn't a pussy any more!
My cat's radioactive - she has 18 half-lives.
My cats are to me as roses without thorns.
My checkbook has a tragic ending.
My chicken sandwich and coffee. Kirk
My child beat up your honor student.
My child is an honor student at the correctional facility
My child was inmate of the month at the Juvenile Detention Hal
My children must love me....they call me collect.
My chin needs a quick cleaning - Mike
My chips had silicon implants.
My chkdsk bounced. Lend me some cache? I'll give it write-back.
My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
My chute weighs only two kilograms, said Tom parametrically.
My cleric visited the Forest of Undead. Now it's the forest of LG.
My co-processor is just a chip off the 'ol 486.
My codename...is ..nick.
My colon looked up & said 'Thank you!' - Frank to Dr. F
My colon will think it's a stick-up. - Col. Potter
My comic relief shift is over - Mike as goofy character
My commitment is to truth, not consistancy
My commitment is to truth, not morality.
My companion is not edible.
My compiler has a first name, it's Q.U.I.C.K.
My compliments on the quality of your enemies, Doctor.
My computer NEVER loc
My computer NEVER locks u
My computer at work has a Pentium. Look for the glow in the horizon
My computer calls me 'Dave'. I think it's trying to kill me.
My computer can beat up your computer!
My computer can beat your computer.
My computer can't roll over, but it can sure play dead.
My computer caught the Vivaldi virus. It's baroque now.
My computer does an infinite loop in less than 1 second.
My computer does the work of three men...Larry, Curly & Moe.
My computer even TALKS like the Enterprise computer.
My computer even came with a driver's side air bag.
My computer goes down on anybody.
My computer has EMS... Wont you help?
My computer has EMS...Won't help you this time?
My computer has EMSWont you help?
My computer has a loose nut on the keyboard
My computer has a nut loose on its keyboard.
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
My computer has a tag...$1299.99 plus $4500 of free software.
My computer has a virus. I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
My computer has cables... so why can't it get HBO?
My computer has cablesSo why can't I get HBO?
My computer has cablesso why can't it get HBO?
My computer has out-of-memory experiences...
My computer is a 386. My sweetheart is 38-26-36.
My computer is a 386. My sweetheart is 38-26-36.
My computer is as American as Macintosh pie.
My computer is getting jealous of the time I spend with my girl friend
My computer is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my boyfriend
My computer is having an out-of-memory experience.
My computer is laid up with a slipped disk.
My computer is like Rice Krispies. It goes SNAP--CRACKLE--POP!
My computer is on fire! Should I exit Windows before I turn it off?
My computer is period; it's held together with duct tape!
My computer is protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
My computer is sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer is working, and I'm on a break!
My computer just went down on me, but it ain't as good as my girlfriend.
My computer just won't stop talking.
My computer keeps doing what I tell it, not what I want it to do
My computer lets me be about as dumb as I want to be.
My computer made me do it, Honest.........
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
My computer puts out.
My computer ran away with a sales rep from GENIE.
My computer thinks it understands me, then I shut it off.
My computer went down on me last night. God, was it good!
My computer's an amnesiac--it has no memory.
My computer's attachment cards asked for a divorce!
My computer's fallen, and it won't boot up!
My computer's getting jealous.... of the time I spend with my wife.
My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier
My computer's sick, I think my modem's a carrier
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is the carrier.
My computer's so fast, it does infinite loops in 2.3 secs
My concealed weapon carry permit is my birth certificate!!
My configuration is a 386, 4Mb, 120Mb HD and no money in the bank!
My console seems to be overloading. -- Wesley
My contract does not mention pain!!!
My conversation's not OFF-TOPIC; my TAGLINES are!!:-)
My cookie is empty, said Tom unfortunately.
My costume? A con T-shirt and a committee badge. :)
My cotton's full of bugs, said Tom weevilly.
My couch potato routine is honed to perfection.
My country is the world and my religion is to do good. -- Paine
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
My cousin Gino helped me write this. You gotta problem with that?
My cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Shakespeare
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore. <g>
My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!!
My cow died, so I don't need your bull!
My cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My cowsette player loves Country moosick. Craps on Raps.
My crayons all melted together.
My crazy friend acquired a large vocabulary...he got married.
My crazy friend always eats alphabet soup so he can read while eating.
My crazy friend bought a car for three people. One drives and two push
My crazy friend broke his drum just to see what made all \SLM
My crazy friend broke his drum just to see what made all that noise.
My crazy friend calls his boat `Canasta' because it has two decks.
My crazy friend composes music in bed. He calls it sheet music.
My crazy friend couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
My crazy friend has a large vocabulary... he got married.
My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash!
My critical manifesto of cinema - Frank on movies
My crotch is suddenly cold - Crow T. Robot
My cup is small, but it is my cup.
My cup is small, but it is my cup. -- Musset
My current power amp produces no power or current.
My dad hit me only once - with the Buick
My dad says I'm too husky - Tom
My dad was the town drunk. That's not so bad, but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk...not so bad, but New York City?
My dad will never be colour coordinated.
My daughter is a born doctor. She can't write anything anyone can read
My daughter was so bad, she got a scholarship to reform school.
My days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle. - Job 7:6
My dead relatives are easier to find than the live ones!
My dear boy. Sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish.
My dear doctor! Dying is the last thing I want to do!
My dear officer. You could not even give me a parking ticket.
My den IS a closet ... computer, modem, QWK paks, ZIPS & me! <g>
My dentist always looks at my nads. I have full coverage. - Beavis
My dentist uses DMC Floss, does yours?
My desk is NOT messy, I'm building a nest!
My desk is a large wastebasket with drawers and a modem.
My desk is final proof of Chaos theory.
My desk is final proof of Chaos theory....
My desktop is cluttered, but hey, the drawers are neat!
My dime rolled into the sewer, cried Tom gratefully.
My ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my.. This act is OVER!
My disappointments come in all sizes, to fit my hopes.
My disk crashed and I lost all my clever taglines.
My doctor diagnoses my problem as an overactive fork!
My doctor has cure for senility, but he can't remember it
My doctor said it's fine to be around sharp objects again...
My doctor says I need to get some blood in my alcohol.
My doctor says I'm an MPD; I told him he had the wrong guy!
My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
My doctor told me I was iron deficient... so I took up nail biting.
My dog ate my tagline.
My dog barks when the email arrives.
My dog can lick your computer.
My dog digs the holes. I plant the flowers.
My dog dislikes the term "pet." He prefers "friend and confidant."
My dog dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant."
My dog dislikes the term "pet." He prefers "friend and confidant."
My dog dislikes the word pet-he prefers friend and confidant.
My dog doesn't run in packs. He has his own entourage....
My dog for President.
My dog is Joe Cocker.
My dog is a bird dog but I never heard him sing
My dog is always happy to see me come home.
My dog is confused: He chases bones and buries cars!
My dog is like a little organic vacuum cleaner.
My dog is seven years old and is already retired!
My dog is so small he has to bark one letter at a time.
My dog likes my neighbors better than she does me...
My dog loves cats, almost as much as canned food.
My dog loves me no matter what kind of day it has been.
My dog loves people. But mostly he gets canned dog food.
My dog says hi.
My dog sometimes understands me better than my family.
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat KNOWS she's God.
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat knows she's God.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks she's God.
My dog thinks he's human- my cat knows he's God.
My dog thinks he's human. My cat thinks he's God.
My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's GOD!
My dog thinks he's human... My cat knows she's GOD!
My dog thinks she's human. My cat knows he's GOD!
My dog typed this tagline. <woof>
My dog wants to go hunting. My cat votes for shopping. Cat wins!
My dog was named Ben, it had 6 puppies, now she's Ben Hur.
My dog was walking down the street...minding his own business.
My dog wasn't broken ... but I had her fixed anyway!
My dog will only eat cantaloupes, was Tom's melancholy complaint.
My dog won't bite if you sit real still.
My dog works for the Fire Dep't. He helps locate fire hydrants.
My dog works for the Fire Department. He helps locate fire hydrants.
My dog worships the ground I walk on. It always leads to the fridge.
My dog's fixed. Now she's a consultant.
My dog, Carpenter, does odd jobs around the house.
My dogma is bigger then your karma!
My dogma's chasing karmas again.
My door was standing open
My dragon IS the Scales of Justice, thank you.
My dragon is in the shop. Can I give you a lift on my Wyvern?
My dragon's people will be in touch with your dragon's people, Knight!
My dream 'TAGLINES.BW 100,000,000 bytes'
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
My dreams are broken, but my wrist is only sprained.
My dreams are getting way too literal. -Calvin
My dreams are not dead - they're only sleeping.
My dreams are you everywhere.
My dreams would terrify you.- Killian
My duty is to heal - Doc Franklin Then heal humans - Gen Franklin
My duty is to heal. --Doc Franklin. Then heal humans. --Franklin.
My duty is to heal. --Franklin. Then heal humans. --Gen Franklin.
My ear is ringing. Pardon me while I answer it.
My ears assembled music out of swarming streets--Jim Morrison
My eating orifice is not at that end of my body.
My economy: Hairline recession; waist inflation; deep depression.
My election is a mandate for more and higher taxes. - B. Clinton
My elemental abbreviations LAUGH behind your back: Hahnium-Hahnium
My ending is despair, unless I be relieved by prayer.
My epitaph: Sysop not buried here. Leave feedback instead? -Quarex '94
My errur corectyng modim is malphunctinyng.
My every path is shrewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd.
My every path is strewn with cowpats from the devil's satanic herd.
My evil twin did it!
My ex could burn waterand corn flakesand ...
My ex was in a fight once and was knocked conscious.
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM
My ex-boyfriend's a cat lover. I sent him a Kzin for his birthday.
My ex-girlfriend's a cat lover. I sent her a Kzin for her birthday.
My ex-husband is an FBI man: fat, bald and impotent.
My ex-wife got the gold mine, but I got the shaft.
My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a kzin for her birthday.
My ex-wife's other car is a BROOM!
My experiment was a success, the chemist retorted. -Roy Bongartz
My eyes are sensitive only to light in the wavelengths of 3000-7000 A.
My face is large & troublesome - Tom as David Hartman
My face is red. My sincerest apologies.
My face, figure, and voice makes a man stop, look, and listen.
My fallback plans need work.
My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?
My family coat-of arms ties in the back. Is this normal?
My family coat-of-arms ties in the back. Is that normal?
My family has a great future, said Tom clandestinely.
My family is more dysfunctional than your family!
My family makes Married With Children look normal
My family or my modem? Gosh... I'll miss 'em!!
My family tree died in the last drought.
My family tree had root rot!!
My family tree had too many people hung from it!
My family tree has a lot of branches and I am a twig.
My family tree is a few branches short! All Help Appreciated.
My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated.
My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!!
My family tree is in the forest - Somewhere!
My family tree is lost in the forest.
My family tree is lost somewhere in the Schwartzwald!
My family tree is lost somewhere in the forest!
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
My family tree needs to produce more wood and less nuts.
My family tree seems to have a bumper crop of nuts.
My family tree was cut down for lumber.
My family tree was used for firewood.
My family tree was used for firewood?!??
My family tree's roots went underground.
My family's Coat-of-Arms ties in the back - is that normal?
My father had a blast visiting Babylon Three.
My father never told me about women like you!
My father used to take me to the park and put me on mood swings.
My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper. -Ploppy
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Bruins.
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Rangers.
My favorite Rush is the rush hour.
My favorite animal? Steak!
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever SHE'S buying!
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever you're buying!
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever your buying!
My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!
My favorite commercial is on TV.
My favorite composer is Opus.
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore - NIN
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
My favorite exercise is compressing springs - bed springs.
My favorite food? Why, Spotted Owl stew!
My favorite football team is whoever plays the Dolphins.
My favorite formula: Happiness = U.S.A. - Bill Clinton as president
My favorite guy is Crow. THAT's misspelled - Mike
My favorite hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever loses to them.
My favorite hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's not playing them.
My favorite is the following
My favorite language is 2 tape Autocoder
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
My favorite mythical creature? The honorable politician.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician!
My favorite newsgroup? Alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die...
My favorite novel? The Yellow Pages!
My favorite part of dinner!- Riker
My favorite pets? Sleek calf, pert ass, warm pussy.
My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo, said Tom disarmingly.
My favorite teams are Ohio State & whoever beats Michigan
My favorite: "Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
My favorites are Charles and Wonder, Tom stated blindly.
My fear grips the will of stone; my grip fears I'll die alone.
My fears about the airplane are RADICALLY reduced on exit.
My feet are on the ROCK 'N' my names in the ROLL.
My feet are tired today, The bar was busy! --Violet
My feet still twitching to the music in my head.
My feet! I can't move my feet!
My fellow astronauts Quayle at Apollo 11 anniversary
My feminine side is Bi, too!
My file on you is thicker than your file on me
My final home will be everlasting life with Jesus.
My finger can only go so far.
My fingers don't get along sometimes and I'm forced to use my nose. - MR
My first Cyberpunk hardware implant would probably be a 32 Mbit/s modem.
My first move will be to decide what my first move will be.
My first priority is to love Jesus. - Linda Stafford
My first wives were Famine, Pestelence and Death - Londo Molari
My first wives were Famine, Pestilence and Death - Londo Molari
My first wives were Famine, Pestilence and Death. --Londo Mollari.
My flat is so small flies must file a flight plan.
My flat is so small one is company and two is a crowd..
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
My folks are gonna kill me. - Ralph (Animaniacs)
My folks went to R'lyeh and all I got was this cephalopod
My folks went to R'lyeh and all I got was this lousy cephalopod.
My folks went to Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.
My followers? Londo Your victims. --Elrick.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
My foot is asleep so I'm typing very quietly.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
My foot's asleep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?
My forehead is all bondo - Tom on ugly guy
My free speech was censored by the politically correct.
My friend bought a trouble-free car. Trouble came free with the car.
My friend is, Too young for credit cards and too old for an allowance.
My friend loves his dog. His dog would rather if he didn't do that.
My friend the witch doctor, he told me what to do...
My friend.. you suffer from disorganized thinking. WoO
My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson
My friends call me Shotzy - Tom
My friends give me pleasure. Some by comin, Some by goin.
My friends in Arkansas voted for Bill just to get rid of him!!
My friends say you're not alive;I'll bake their bones for telling lies
My friends... We've come home.
My friends... to the future... the Undiscovered Country..
My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
My future isn't what it used to be.
My future's so bright, I need night-vision goggles.
My future's so bright....I need a flashlight.
My future's so dim, I gotta wear night vision goggles.
My gaydar isn't working; it's picking up wedding band emissions.
My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever.
My genetics experiment ate my homework.
My get up and go has gotten up and gone.
My giant sea creature died, Tom wailed blubberingly.
My gift is a song, and this one's for you!
My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline.
My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman over the phone.
My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
My girlfriend gives good headache
My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
My girlfriend got a computer and modem -- now she's Shareware!
My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings
My girlfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My girlfriend has a bald spot. <G>
My girlfriend has blue eyes, golden skin, and long, plaid hair.
My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair
My girlfriend is a schizophrenic. She's good people, but..
My girlfriend is schizo. She's good people, but
My girlfriend is shareware after i use her i have to pay for it..
My girlfriend is under a lot of pressure (26 PSI Approx.)
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something like that.
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something.
My girlfriend unzipped my PANTS.FLI file!!!
My girlfriend unzipped my fly.pants file
My girlfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought hir an atlas.
My girlfriend was crushed by Bambi meets Godzilla...
My girlfriend was under a lot of pressure, then blew up.
My girlfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.
My girlfriend's schizo. She's good people, but.
My glands are swollen, said Tom mumpishly.
My glass is full, said Tom capacitively.
My glasses are fogged up, said Tom optimistically.
My goal in life is to be unfamiliar with everything...
My god Bones, what have I done?
My god can beat up your god!
My god is older than your god.
My god! Where did you learn to fight like this? * Picard
My god, Will. They're human -- Deanna
My goiters have only gotten worse since the accident-Joel
My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one.
My grandfather lived to be ninety, but liquor & women finally got him.
My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
My grandmother dropped acid and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins.
My grandmother says more in a sentence than a teacher says in an hour.
My grape juice has fermented, Tom whined.
My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
My greatest ambition in life, is to grab Ryouko's tail!
My greatest enemy is reality - I've fought it successfully for 38 yrs!
My greatest enemy is reality. I've fought it successfully for 51 years!
My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win
My greatest fear? Anything called "HELP" from the U.S. Government!
My groove support is de-funked...ahhhhhh yeeeaaahhhh
My guardian angel probably has a drinking problem.
My guitar is broken, Tom fretted.
My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car!!
My gun's so bad, I can fire it in CutnShoot & hit you in Corpus.
My guts are not here for you to love. - Maj. Hoolihan
My hair does not need trimming, you lunkhead. - Data
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead! - Data
My hair's thinning. . . who needs fat hair anyways?
My hair. Fully coifed! - Crow as prissy captain
My hands are stuck to your head - Mike
My happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal. - Nietzsche
My hard disk crashed, I just finished 200:1 compression prog.
My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
My hard disk is 100 percent FAT free
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this games section thing.
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thingy.
My hard disk is full. So, whats this echo mail thing?
My hard disk is full...OOPS!...not any more...
My hard disk lost it's fat, on the Slimfast diet program.
My hard disks full! Maybe I'll try this message thing.
My hard drive can't be full... I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES!
My hard drive crashed. Good thing I had insurance.
My hard drive doesn't have backup lights...
My hard drive has a fur ball, my cat has bad sectors.
My hard drive has a furball and my cat has bad sectors.
My hard drive has a furball, my cat has bad sectors.
My hard drive lost it's FAT on a crash diet.
My hard drive went into a spin dry cycle.
My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!!
My hats off to you!
My haystack had no needle!
My head hurts..where are those plaid pills?
My head is not interchangeable.
My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
My head is spinning. It's happening too fast - Crow
My heart I give you, Lord, eagerly and entirely. - John Calvin
My heart belongs to #AN#, but the rest of me goes out with other girls
My heart belongs to you, but the rest of me goes out with other girls.
My heart belongs to you, but the rest of me goes out with other guys.
My heart is human; my blood is boiling; my brain IBM.
My heart is like the ocean, it gets in the way - Tori Amos
My heart is restless.. until it rests in Thee. - St Augustine
My heart is sick of being in chains - Tori Amos
My heart is sick of being in chains. Can't you put them on my wrists?
My heart is there, my brain just isn't.
My heart isn't guaranteed not to break, but it's insured.
My heart's as big as all outdoors? How come my breasts aren't bigger?
My heart's in the right place. Lord knows where my mind is.
My heavens! There's a BORG among us! Get 'im, guyz!
My heavens...I'm Human--Kryten.
My hero! - Maid Moron
My heroes are artists and writers.--Jim Morrison
My heroes have always been cowboys, still are it seems...
My heroes have always been cowboys.
My heros have always killed cowboys.
My high school colours were 'clear'. "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
My hobie? Why speling and grammor of corse.
My home planet? Gallifrey, of course!
My home town's so small, the ZIP code is a fraction!
My homefries are so hot, you burn calories just eating 'em.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man - Bart Simpson's lines
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. --Bart Simpson.
My homework? Er - uh - The Borg assimilated it!
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg ...
My house is a mess but my Hard Drive isn't!
My house is dirty; buy me a clean one. - Krusty the Klown
My house shall NOT be a house of hilarity - Tom Servo
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My how time flies when you're having fun!
My husband always checks the Native American box; he's from Florida
My husband calls the smoke detector the 'dinner bell'.
My husband found a way to save his money - he spends mine.
My husband is not total useless; he can serve as a horrible example.
My husband says either he goes or my e-mail goes-I'm gonna miss him!
My husband says either he goes or my echo mail goes-I'm gonna miss him
My husband says he goes or my echo mail goes-I'm gonna miss him!
My husband thinks the smoke detector is the dinner bell :^)
My husband told me that I never listen to him...or something like that.
My husband wanted a golden shower. I could only afford antique brass
My husband was Amanda Bearce. - Tom Servo
My husband's boyfriend is married to my girlfriend.
My idea of a 7-course meal is a hot dog and a six pack.
My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me.
My idea of excercise is a good brisk sit.
My idea of exercise is a brisk sit!
My idea of long-range planning is setting my alarm!
My ignorance is exceeded only by my arrogance
My imaginary playmate won't play with me.
My impressions are like my women....quick and shallow!
My income always looks bigger coming than going
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours!
My inferiority complex isn't as good as yours.
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours.
My inner child is a Horny little bastard.
My inner child is a sick little bastard!
My inner child is a sick little bitch!
My inner child is a twisted little bastard!
My inner child is also a twisted little bitch!
My inner child is crying, do you have a Kleenix, or two?
My inner child just locked himself in the bathroom...
My inner child just threw up.
My insurance company will be more than thrilled to honor your claim.
My intelligence circuits have melted. -- Kryten
My island home, is waiting for me.
My jeans get wider at the bottom, Tom boasted with a flare.
My jeans must fit well. people call me a smart-****.
My job is a stable one, it's full of horse crap.
My job is interfering with my mail reading.
My job is starting to interfere with reading the mail.
My job is to lead the audience's applause, Tom clucked.
My job isn't serving evolution. - Franklin
My job's so secret, even I don't know what I'm doing.
My juice requires SIX cans of water, said Tom with great concentration.
My k#yb##rd d##sn't h#v# #ny v#w#ls #n #t!
My karma is heavily seasoned with the spice of Improbability.<Cadigan>
My karma just ran over your dogma.
My karma ran over my dogma
My karma ran over your dogma!
My kat loves to play hide-&-go-puke.
My keyboard doesn't have any vowels on it!
My keyboard has an F key. Where's the NASCAR?
My keyboard is broken. This O is upside-down.
My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
My keyboard keeps changing what I type. <-Yeah, sure.
My keyboard lacks an "Any" key :(
My keyboard never loc
My kid beat the sh*t out of your honors student. - Bump R. Sticker
My kid beat up your honor student!
My kid can beat up your honor student!
My kid impregnated your honor student.
My kid is an honor student at Starfleet Academy.
My kid just beat up your honor student.
My kid sister was sent from heaven. They like it quiet up there.
My kid wanted a watch for Christmas, so we let him.
My kid was inmate of the month at Florida State Prison
My kidneys were expecting orange juice...silly kidneys. - Hawkeye
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
My kingdom for a lesbian!
My kingdom for a unique tagine!
My kitten is in the litter box so much I call her Sandy!
My knees buckle but my belt won't.
My knowledge on the subject is embarassingly low. :-(
My landlord said I could have a pet. I got a pony.
My laser like vision & unswerving genius - Dr. Forrester
My last birthday cake looked like a forest fire!
My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
My last cow just died, so I don't want your bull anymore.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My last girlfriend was bisexual. Buy her something, she'd get sexual.
My last original tagline died of loneliness.
My last original thought became a tagline ...
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My last original thought died of lonliness.
My latest band-aid is a Patch.
My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows!
My lavender peasant blouse is yours. - Pass!-Klinger on guard duty
My lawyer broke his nose - chasing a parked ambulance!
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer.
My lawyer was hurt. The ambulance suddenly backed up.
My lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
My lawyers: Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe.
My lawyers? Shaftem, Cheatem, Graftmore and Fleecemast.
My least favorite teams are: Whoever whips the Montreal Canadiens.
My least hated favorite fish would be sole . . .
My left arm is ambidextrous!
My left arm's disappeared. How will I operate my digital watch now?"
My legs. <UNGH!> I can't feel them -- O'Brien
My license plate says "Make Way, Sysop in Training."
My life became driven.
My life goes on in an endless song. -Enya
My life has Chinese music torture playing in the background.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
My life has become one big GEDCOM!!!
My life has become one large Gedcom!!
My life has been one big setup for a punchline? - Crow
My life has too many passwords !
My life is a slum slated for urban renewal!
My life is an unevaluated registration copy.
My life is based on a true story
My life is beginning to interfere with my mail reading.
My life is beginning to interfere with my message reading.
My life is cluttered with facts.
My life is devoted to the care and consideration of my Cat!
My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my Cat!!
My life is going to hell & my boss is driving the bus!
My life is hell! What do you want from me?!? - Crow
My life is in your hands What do you mean, "oops"?
My life is in your hands! What do you mean, OOOPS???
My life is like a beer commercial.
My life is not organized around high probability events.
My life is only as complicated as you make it.
My life is ruled by neurotic women
My life is sh**, but hey, thanks for asking.
My life is sh*t, but hey, thanks for asking.
My life is starting to interfere with my mail reading!
My life is starting to interfere with reading my mail!
My life is still in beta testing.
My life is your hands....what do you mean, "oops"
My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring!
My life may seem strange, but at least it's not boring.
My life revolves around things of importance. I'm self-centered.
My life seems so unreal, my crime an illusion.
My life stinks. "I said, "What's NEW"?
My life turns into sand, Immortality is my dream.
My life's is a slum slated for urban renewal!
My lifetime goal?...to own a fireworks stand...what's wrong with that?
My lifetime listens to yours.<Ruckeyser>
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. - Calvin
My lips are here and open. Show me!
My lips may promise, but my heart is a whore - NIN
My little Space Tu Tu - Dr. Forrester to Joel
My little bran muffins - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
My little brother's dirty diapers are worse than liver.
My little corn muffin - Dr. Forrester to Joel
My little corpse! - Tom as guy hugs girl
My little fireplug - Joel to Tom
My little kitty has grown up into a gray tubby.....
My little scientific calculator - Tom to blender
My little trolls! - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
My local BBS is like Fibber's closet; open a door and CRASH!
My logic escapes me at the moment
My logic is not screwy, though your's is somewhat suspect there.
My loins will never stir again - Crow T. Robot
My lousy tag lines cannot be filtered out.
My love is cruel as the night --U2
My love of wine is inate, my brain's as twisted as a corkscrew!
My love thou art, my love I think. -- Shakespeare
My love, are you ready for my love, my love?
My low fat diet works. Fat hangs lower every day.
My low fat diet works. My fat hangs lower every day.
My low-fat diet really works! The fat hangs lower every day.
My lucky colour just faded.
My lunch goes...BLECHHH! - Joel & Bots sing
My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....
My machine has Alzheimer's -- not enough memory.
My magical, whimsical sqirting flower - Holo Clown
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
My main obligation is to amuse myself.
My mama taught me how to share... BTW, do you have it trademarked???
My management says it's not open to discussion.
My map says Edmonton, Alta isn't surrounded by white stuff.
My marriage counsler is divorced and my financial planner is broke.
My marriage is childless-except for my husband.
My math skills: 3 + 3 = 5. Close, only missed by 2!
My memory ain't that long... What was it you were saying? -Vhujunka
My memory is as bad as a . . er . . um . . where was I?
My memory is fine..I can remember things whether they happened or not!
My memory is the thing I forget with.
My memory is virtual....Virtually non-existant.
My memory isn't quite what it used to be, or is it?
My memory's like a... a... metal thing with holes in it.
My memory's like aaI forget!
My mental age is 18+... Does that count?
My message above. Your response here ____________.
My messages are good to the last byte..
My messages are subliminal including this Tagline.
My mid-life crisis is over - I'm over 50 ! !
My middle age dream is to BE childish!
My middle name is "Maytag". I'm an agitator.
My middle name used to BE "Helping People"The Helping People Tick!
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right i\S
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
My mind ain't so open that anything can just crawl in!.
My mind goofs off in mysterious ways...
My mind has been boggledagain and again..
My mind has ideas my body can't keep up with!
My mind has no door, it's as closed as a virgin's legs!
My mind is a scary place, I try not to go there alone.
My mind is an open book, but the wind flaps the pages!
My mind is an unregistered test drive version.
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards.
My mind is like an ocean, I'm hanging in the harbor
My mind is made up. Do not confuse me with facts.
My mind is made up. Don't confuse me with the facts!
My mind is made up. Hockey IS the greatest sport of all!
My mind is not THAT dirty...I just washed it last week!
My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't
My mind is not for rent to any god or government!
My mind is preoccupied with past thoughts.
My mind isn't always in the gutter - sometimes it comes out to feed.
My mind isn't so open that just anything can crawl in.
My mind kept wandering so I packed it a picnic lunch.
My mind says "Get up and get active", then my body begins to laugh.
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
My mind's a scary place. I try not to go there alone.
My mind's like a steel trap: rusty & illegal in 19 states.
My mind's made up. Don't confuse me with the facts.
My mind's not always in the gutter- it comes out to feed.
My mind's so dirty, SOS and a brillo pad can't clean it.
My mind, yes I lost it, with 2 kids you would too!
My mind. I can feel it. I can feel it going. Goodbye.
My mind....I feel it....it's going....
My minds made up. Don't confuse me with facts.
My minds wanders, but my body is too tired to follow!
My mistakes are purely erroneous
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My modem almost drowned in a bit stream.
My modem can beat up your modem
My modem can beat up your modem!
My modem can beat up your modem.
My modem got depressed, not the blues really... just a purple Hayes.
My modem has premature bauding.
My modem has these "hang-ups" about my seeing other modems at work.
My modem is *not* baroque, Please call Bach later.
My modem is Baroque. Please call Bach later.
My modem is complaining of carpal tunnel from all the handshaking.
My modem is on vacation.
My modem isn't slow, it's 'Baudily Challenged'.
My modem isn't slow. It's "baudly" challenged.
My modem isn't slow; it's "baudily challenged"
My modem starting giving ME the -bis!
My mom and dad love me no matter what.
My mom called an L.A. BBS, and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My mom says you've gotta go home now, DINK! - Tom to Mike
My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates.
My momma said that there would be days like this.
My mommie don't allow me to play with taglines...
My monarchy for a companion animal capable of personal transport...
My money and my children go to POLICE STATE!
My money is never around long enough to learn speech :-(
My money is on the first version.
My money's on Rasta, in the drinking contest against Maggie.
My monitor has a .28 dot pitch...That should win this year's Cy Young Award.
My monogram company had an initial success.
My mood ring takes antidepressant drugs.
My moral standing is lying down - NIN
My morals are not loose! They're simply non-constrictive. - Jalapeno
My mother CARAMEL wasn't married to her SUGAR daddy - am I a CUSTARD ?
My mother doesn't DO IT!!!
My mother founded a travel agency for guilt trips.
My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
My mother told me to be Good, and I am!
My mother told me to never talk to strange Moderators.
My mother traded with a Ferenghi for me as a baby.
My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was a baby.
My mother visited Babylon 4, and all I got was this lousy T-sh
My mother was in full color.
My mother was the Tour Guide for my Guilt Trips!
My mother was the tour guide for Guilt Trips...
My mother was the travel agent for my guilt trips.
My mother won't eat pot pies. She says they're illegal.
My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
My mother's sister will be here any minute, said Tom expect-antly.
My mother-in-law is an alien.
My motherboard dosn't like it's case. It's standoffish.
My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.
My motto is: One chocolate donut is worth 100 bran muffins.
My motto: "Vodka. It isn't just for breakfast anymore."
My motto: You must suck up to be a file leach.
My mouse died and my rat won't plug into the com port.
My mouse has a ball.
My mouse has never roared !
My mouse is a member of the Clickey Mouse Club.
My mouse is mousier than your mouse.
My mouse is not 'on-line'...It's 'on-cord'.
My mouse must have come from a Cancer Research Lab...It only has one ball.
My mouse only has one ball too!
My mouse only has one ball....
My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...
My moving parts are in a solid state.
My muffler bearings went out!
My my my... look at the sun. It's time to go! - Zazu
My my, Prudence. What a strange-looking group of people.
My name is @F, and I am a tagline addict.
My name is ALL, I get lots of messages !
My name is Allison. And so is everybody else. - Allison
My name is Annie Key. Ow! Why are you hitting me?
My name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me.
My name is Ash, and I . . . am a slave - Take a wild guess
My name is Baseball, I won't play without a diamond.
My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Bitch. I am a vampire, but I *love* garlic!
My name is Bob, and I'm a postaholic.
My name is Bond, James Bond of Borg. You will be shaken, not stirred.
My name is Bond.. Covalent Bond.
My name is Borg -- James Borg -- licensed to assimilate.
My name is Borg, James Borg, licensed to assimilate.
My name is Borg, James Borg. You will be assimilated, not stirred.
My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut? -- Beverly
My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat!
My name is Dan Quayle. People call me Dan Quayle.
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September of 1988 my car...
My name is Dracula, I am a vampire, But I LOVE garlic!
My name is Ed, and--*sob*--I'm a TAGLINE thief!
My name is Einstein do you know time is a curve?
My name is Fred Kreuger. Your father killed me. Prepare to die.
My name is Gary, and I'm a tagline addict.
My name is Gary, and--*sob*--I'm a TAGLINE thief!
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my lesbian. Prepare to die!
My name is Indigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
My name is Inego Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Mantoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya you stole my tagline- prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
My name is Joh Borg... You you you you will be assimilated...
My name is John Sheridan, Captain, Earth Force. - Sheridan
My name is Orville, and I am a tagline addict.
My name is Orville, and I'm a tagline addict.
My name is Orville. In September 1988 I came up with a scam...
My name is Paul Bunyon and I love my Babes.
My name is Phillip. How come you don't wear a harness?
My name is Professor Hurts - Crow
My name is Savage and I really LIKE Suzuki & Honda & Kawasaki &
My name is Taylor, but I don't know a needle from a pin.
My name is Vicki, and I'm a postaholic...
My name is `I am living'. I am here. -- Takoda
My name is not Dr. Death
My name is not Dr. Death - Bart Simpson's lines
My name is not Dr. Death -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F18
My name is not Dr. Death -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F18
My name is not Dr. Death. --Bart Simpson.
My name is..Sara...a..a..and I'm a Pratchaholic...
My name is..Tony...a..a..and I'm a DeJohnaholic..
My name is..Tony...a..a..and I'm a Pratchaholic...
My name is..Tony...a..a..and I'm a RAHaholic...
My name seems to be "xxx-xx-xxxx" what's yours?
My name's Friday of Borg. Just the assimilation, ma'am.......
My name's Whistling Pete if you need anything - Mike
My name? said the old man sadly, is Slartibartfast.
My natural form resembles a pile of <censored>." - Odo
My neighbor has a circular driveway He can't get out. - s.w.
My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.
My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out. -S.W.
My neighbour's cat runs when he sees me. Who says you can't train 'em?
My new Pentium is so fast it can bake a potato in eight minutes!
My new signature is no better than my old one, said Tom resignedly.
My new waterproof, shockproof watch? It caught fire.
My nickname is Burger King. I'll do it your way.
My nipples get hard when you move your tongue like this.
My non-cynical tagline for times of special celebration.
My nose bleeds with passion!!
My nurse can beat up your nurse. - Hawkeye to Frank
My nurse fell down his throat! - Crow on giant
My nut! - Joel as gadget falls between guy's legs
My nutritionist is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
My nylons are bagging all around my knees. - Klinger
My objects are in real time.
My offers still stands, all I ask is that you think about it.
My office is a FIFL buffer: First In, First Lost!
My oh my, see what happens when you have a little free time.
My ol' ticker won't take no more honey, have mercy on me.
My old lady says Crystal Morton is bad influence.
My onboard flight computer has EMS... Won't you help?
My onboard flight computer never locks u
My one is becoming entirely too fat.
My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
My only cow died--so I don't need your bull anymore!
My only habit should be to have none.
My only living relative. No longer living. * Data
My only regret is that I can not be here in person.
My only regret is, MacLeod, you'll only die once. - Kinkaid
My only religious beliefs involve large breasts
My only sure reward is in my actions and not from them.
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
My opinion is uncluttered by facts!
My opinion is uncluttered by facts.
My opinions are borrowed from someone who no longer needs them.
My opinions are my own ... as is my spelling.
My opinions are my own; mistakes are the computer's fault
My opinions are not those of my ex-employer.
My opinions are shared by Kei & Yuri. YOU wanna argue with them?
My opinions are solely my own. Who else would want them?
My opinions expressed above are not necessarily mine.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am always right.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I'm correct hasn't.
My opponent has been observed masticating in public!
My optical circuts don't seem to have a zoom function.-Kryten
My origin line is better than your origin line.
My other 'Mech is a Battlemaster IIC.
My other BBS is the Internet!
My other Cat is a Lion...
My other OS is LCARS 2.07.05 (Library Control And Retreival System)
My other TIME/SPACE machine is a TARDIS.
My other Tagline is funny!
My other Ultra Combat Mecha is a Gunbuster
My other VAX is a coffee maker...
My other auto is a .45
My other brain's an Einstein.
My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
My other car is a BROOM!
My other car is a BUDD.
My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride? - Calvin
My other car is a Maxwell.
My other car is a Red Barchetta
My other car is a Romulan Warbird!
My other car is a SDF Veritech!
My other car is a turbo charged 454 surrounded by an ambulance!
My other car is two kids and a mortgage.
My other cat ignores me too
My other cat is a Jaguar
My other cat is a Leopard
My other cat is a Purr-Mese.
My other cat wins ribbons.
My other computer calls me "Dave".
My other computer gave the answer "42"
My other computer had a VAXextomy, now it's a UNIX.
My other computer had a starring role in "Colossus:The Forbin Project"
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
My other computer has Majel Barrett's voice.
My other computer has an infinite improbability drive
My other computer has punch cards running Win NT inside a Unix Window.
My other computer is 786/150Mhz, 94Mb RAM, 59 Gb HD
My other computer is ALSO a Commodore!
My other computer is Deep Thought.
My other computer is HAL 9000
My other computer is Majel Barrett...
My other computer is R2D2 !
My other computer is REALLY slow!
My other computer is VERY depressed.
My other computer is a 'Data'
My other computer is a 286, so I use this one instead.
My other computer is a 386DX
My other computer is a 386SX. I prefer this one.
My other computer is a 4.77 Mhz XT ... I don't use it.
My other computer is a 60MHz Pentium.
My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive.
My other computer is a Banana 6000!
My other computer is a Banana Jr. 6000
My other computer is a Borg. Some culprit loaded Windows 95 into it!
My other computer is a CRAY!....yeah, that's the ticket!
My other computer is a Cadillac.
My other computer is a Commodore 32.
My other computer is a Cray (and Windows NT still runs slow).
My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
My other computer is a Cray, and Windows STILL runs too slow!!!!!!!!
My other computer is a Cray-XMP.
My other computer is a Cray... and windows is STILL to slow!!!
My other computer is a Cray... and windows is STILL too slow!
My other computer is a DEC
My other computer is a Galaxy Class StarShip.
My other computer is a HAL 9000!
My other computer is a HoloDeck (tm).
My other computer is a Mercedes.
My other computer is a NEC V20.
My other computer is a PCJr.
My other computer is a Pentium...
My other computer is a Professor Corujinha.
My other computer is a TRS 80 or Cray, I forget which.
My other computer is a TRS-80 Model One!
My other computer is a Texas-Sinclair.
My other computer is a Timex Sinclair!
My other computer is a UNIVAC
My other computer is a VAX.
My other computer is a VIC 20.
My other computer is a Z88
My other computer is a `Data'
My other computer is a abacus.
My other computer is a biochip.
My other computer is a broken Commodore 128!
My other computer is a holodeck.
My other computer is a parallell hybrid named Ziggy.
My other computer is a paranoid android--
My other computer is a piece of crap, too.
My other computer is a toy (Better known as an Amiga).
My other computer is a wood frame strung with beads&wire
My other computer is all in my head.
My other computer is also a boat anchor.
My other computer is also an Amiga.
My other computer is an AS/400.
My other computer is an Amiga too!....
My other computer is an Apple II clone.
My other computer is an Apple II.
My other computer is an ENIAC
My other computer is an F-14's targeting system.
My other computer is an HP.....
My other computer is an IBM Mainframe.
My other computer is an Infinite Improbability Drive.
My other computer is an M5 unit.
My other computer is an Osborne Executive.
My other computer is an Z80A.
My other computer is an abacus
My other computer is an anatomically correct android.
My other computer is an answering machine!
My other computer is another Amiga.
My other computer is busy calculating jump maps.
My other computer is busy controling my shuttle's warp drive.
My other computer is down. Some culprit loaded Windows 95 into it!
My other computer is even slower.
My other computer is fried.
My other computer is interlinked with Data.
My other computer is junk too.
My other computer is made of mahogany.
My other computer is named Marvin.
My other computer is named Ziggy.
My other computer is on loan to the Starship Enterprise.
My other computer is on the Enterprise.
My other computer is paid for.
My other computer is still in the shop window.
My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. - -Dr. Asimov.
My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. --Dr.
My other computer is the M-5 unit.
My other computer is the U.S. Army's Cray 20-225LD in Washington, D.C.
My other computer is user friendly.
My other computer is... fried.
My other computer isn't a 486, either - THANK GOD !
My other computer just does 2000 MIPS and functions as my stove/oven.
My other computer keeps calling me Dave.
My other computer looks JUST like Brent Spiner.
My other computer looks JUST like Orville Bullitt.
My other computer looks JUST like Orville.
My other computer looks like Brent Spiner.
My other computer ran the Discovery.
My other computer runs BASIC 2.0!
My other computer runs Workbench 2.1!
My other computer runs the Discovery. Unfortunately.
My other computer runs the ENTERPRISE.
My other computer runs the HoloDeck.
My other computer runs under windows.
My other computer sounds like Majel Barrett.
My other computer was Earth, Now if Fenchurch could just remember
My other computer was a HAL 9000 until they turned it off.
My other computer's a CRAY, and WINDOWS is STILL too slow.
My other computer's a... er... well, it's a piece of junk too.
My other computer's name is Speicus.
My other dinosaur is a Tyrannosaur.
My other dog is an athsma-hound chihuaua!
My other dog's a dachshund.
My other ferret is a Wolverine
My other footstool is a Macintosh.
My other host is Human.
My other modem is a U.S. Robotics Dual Standard
My other personality is an idiot, too.
My other personality is... taking me over!!
My other processor is a Moulinex.
My other sentient killing machine is a BOLO!
My other shield has a target painted on it. Don't use it much.
My other ship has a cloaking device.
My other shuttlecraft is a Runabout.
My other starship is a GE Dash-8 32 BWH locomotive.
My other starship is an Emerald Class Battlecruiser
My other tagline is a Porsche.
My other tagline is a footnote.
My other tagline is actually funny!
My other tagline is also a Galaxy-class starship.
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY.
My other tagline is better. Really!
My other tagline is just as unimaginative!
My other tagline is on a bumper sticker
My other tagline says something profound
My other two computers are also made by Commodore!
My other ultra-combat mecha is a Gundam...
My other vehicle Is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
My other vehicle is USS Crazy Horse (NCC-4681-R)
My other vehicle is a B-Wing!
My other vehicle is a Borg Cuber.
My other vehicle is a Constitution class starship.
My other vehicle is a Corellian YT-1300 Transport.
My other vehicle is a Death Star.
My other vehicle is a Dodonna/Blissex RZ-1.
My other vehicle is a Federation starship.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship, with foxtails!
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship...
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class starship.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Star Class.
My other vehicle is a Glaxay Class Starship...
My other vehicle is a Koensayr BTL-A4.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird
My other vehicle is a Sun Crusher.
My other vehicle is a Super Star Destroyer.
My other vehicle is an Incom T65C A2.
My other vehicle is an Orion slave ship.
My other vehicle is irrelevant.
My other vehicle is my imagination.
My other vehicle is the Death Star...
My other vehicle is the Kobayashi Maru....(sigh)....
My other vehicle is the Kobyahshi Maru....(sigh)....
My own feelings are beside the point -- Deanna
My own policy is to profess evil & do good.
My own private Idaho...Potato! - Mike as Keenu Reeves
My palm reader advised against it.
My paluckoo has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R....
My pants are wrinkled, said Joe ironically.
My pants have reached a crisis point - Crow as dumb girl
My panty liner has WINGS! - Mike as girls wrestle
My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'."
My parents are sadists-They built me a quicksand box.
My parents are still glad they got me. It could have been worse...
My parents found out I'm straight. I'm so embarrassed!
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Cynosure and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to DS-9 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to MegaTokyo and all I got was this lousy Tagline!
My parents went to Optera and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents were liberal. They LEFT me whenever possible.
My parents were manx - Crow
My parents won't go to sleep until I get home.
My parents would be kinda suspicious when I would come home wet. -Trissy
My partner's Bill Gannon. My name's Friday.
My password is: "*****". Ha !
My past may be questionable, but my future is spotless.
My patent is pending.
My path is a strange and difficult one.
My path? C:\Pagan\Wiccan\Celtic\Witch
My patience is like 7-Up: Never had it, never will.
My patio is naturally protected. The dog uses it daily...
My peace of mind depends on overcoming my negative attitudes
My pencil is dull, Tom said pointlessly.
My people watch him, his people watch me, we all watch each other -
My people were simple tradesmen of Bristol..
My people! I've got to go to them! - Tom on space helmets
My perception of Reality depends on which book I'm reading
My persona can beat up your persona!
My personal computer just told me to mind my own business.
My personal gravity must have reversed polarity!
My pet frog died, Tom croaked.
My pet tribble sneaked in last night & ate my taglines!
My pets eat better than I do!
My phaser is set to "tickle."
My phone bill last month was 350 bars of gold pressed latinum.
My photographic memory just ran out of film!
My photographic memory just ran out of toner.
My photons don't work. Know a good quantum mechanic?
My pig pen ran out of oink.
My pith helmet! My pith helmet! My pith helmet or a gas station!
My plans to be spontaneous fell through at the last second.
My plasma of choice is a frozen Daiquiri.
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
My poetic license expired:(
My politics are just to the right of Rush Limbaugh's.
My poor mouse only has one ball.
My post office won't cash my check or give me cash for my stamps!
My prejudices--not logical, but MINE!
My previous host MacGyver Dax, could make a bomb out of a paper clip.
My previous host, McGuyver Dax, could make a bomb out of a paper clip.
My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy. - Obi-Wan
My primary provider's on th' blink,
My printer is Jamaican - it be jammin' mon.
My printer is REALLY fast in daft mode!
My problem is an 80486 brain in a 8088 world.
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My problem is, I am insufficiently knowledgeable on too many subjects.
My problems are all relative. Just too many of them.
My profession? Does the word "peon" mean anything to you
My program can beat up your program.
My program crashes on your system? Have you set BUGS=OFF?
My programming way: "Try 'n' Reboot!"
My psychiatrist is Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter.
My psychic advisor can whup your psycic advisor
My psychic advisor just keeps laughing.
My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!
My punishment is greater than I can bear. - Genesis 4:9
My punnery has gone from horrible to abysmal. *sigh* 8] - MR
My puns are bad, but my poetry is even verse.
My puns are bad, but my poetry is verse.
My puppy still has bad breath even after I have her a Tic Tac.
My purpose in life? Mistress and Trainer.
My purpose in life? Why, I'm the bad example!
My purse is stuck in the trigger. - Klinger
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
My rape victim refuses to come to Lamaze class - Tom
My real tagline is in the shop - this one is a loaner.
My reality check bounced & they closed my account.
My reality check bounced!
My reality check came back marked "Account Closed".
My reality check came back marked "Insufficient Funds Available."
My reality check came back marked 'OVERDRAWN'
My reality check came back marked Account Closed.
My reality check is payable at BCCI.
My reality check just bounced.
My reality check just bounced... now what?
My reality check just came back marked "account closed."
My reality check just came back... stamped ACCOUNT CLOSED...
My reality check was returned marked "Insufficient Funds"
My reality checks keep bouncing.
My reality is virtual. What's yours?
My recreational drugs are having fun without me.
My religion is about the Gods and me, not about God and you.
My religion is knowledge and my god is information.
My religion is older than your religion
My religion? Seventh Day Agnostic ...
My religious convictions prevent me from joining in the event.
My repeat key is stuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuckstuck
My rifle believes in the 2nd Amendment
My rifle can be easily cleaned
My rifle can be put away at the appropriate time
My rifle does what is says & says what it does
My rifle doesn't cost me a lot of my money
My rifle doesn't whine
My rifle is a straight shooter
My rifle is fun
My rifle is there for me all the time
My rifle serves MY interests
My rifle will protect me from enemies, both foreign and domestic
My rifle will uphold the Constitution
My right and wrong are better than your right and wrong.
My right arm is ambidextrous!
My rights to CHOOSE: guns, abortion, or whatever!
My roommate got a pet elephant. It got lost in the apartment somewhere.
My roots are grey but my genes are green!
My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever!
My rubber duck keeps sinking...
My school colors were clear.--Steven Wright
My screams got lost in a paper cup.
My screen is as blank as a Liberal's mind!
My seatback is not in the full upright position.
My second wife was Quebecoise, my first was bitchysoisse.
My secretary quit....she caught me kissing my wife!
My sense of humor isn't weird. Your reality is.
My sense of humor may be warped - But at least I've got one!
My sex drive had a head crash.
My sex life is terrible; my husband put a mirror over the dogs bed.
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed.
My sex life is touch and go...I touch 'em and they go.
My sexual harassment policy - Once a week or I'll start complaining!
My sexual harrassment policy - 3x a week or I'll start complaining!
My sexual harrassment policy - Once a week or I'll start complaining!
My sexual orientation? Horizontal, mostly...
My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually.
My sexual orientation? Horizontally, mainly.
My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually.
My sexual orientation? Horizontally, mainly.
My sexual preference is....OFTEN!!
My ship came in but unfortunately it was the flying dutchman.
My ship came in but unfortunately it was the flying dutchmen.
My ship came in but unfortunatly it was the flying dutchmen.
My ship did come in but I was at the airport
My ship finally came in. Too bad it was the Kobayahsi Maru!
My ship finally came in. I was at the airport.
My ship is the USS Lollypop - it's a good ship
My ship just came in. It was the Kobiyashi Maru.
My ship just came in. It was the Kobyashi Maru.
My ship just came in. It was the Titanic.
My ship just came in... it's the Kobiyashi Maru.
My shipment of face cream is on that jet! - Crow
My shirt was on backwards and no one cared.
My shirt was so tight, the men could hardly breathe!
My shoes are for sale. In fact, they're half-soled already.
My shoes are too tight and I have forgotten how to dance.
My shoes are too tight, & I've forgotten how to dance. --Londo Mollari.
My shoes are too tight, and I have forgotten how to dance. --Londo.
My shoes are too tight, and I've forgotten how to dance. - Londo
My shoes are too tight. - Londo
My shoes are too tight. --Londo Mollari.
My shoes are too tight. --Londo.
My show! I'll decide when the curtain goes up. - Kalas
My shrink says I'm crazy, but the voices in my head tell me otherwise.
My sign is cancer, what's my horoscope? Tom asked crabbily.
My sincere apologys. Hope you didn't mind my joshing you.
My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)
My skates are in the shop right now.
My snow removal system runs on hot chocolate and candy bars.
My software can beat up your software.
My software doesn't have bugs...it has random features !!
My software doesn't have bugs; only random features.
My software has bugs in it! Where is the Raid?
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
My sole porpoise was entertainment.
My son is a liar? -- Worf
My son must get his brains from his mother--I still have mine.
My son was inmate of the month at Florida State Prison.
My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not. (PRO 1:10)
My soul is as smooth as a baby's behind! - Tom Servo
My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire...
My speaking voice frequency is 160 Hz, said Tom in measured tones.
My specialty......Kraft dinner.
My spell checker is borken.
My spell checker thinks SPOCK should be spelled SOCK.
My spelling? Oh, it's just line noise.
My spinal cord has been given notice, Tom fired back.
My spirit animal is Kosh.
My spll chckr plcd lst n _ spllng b .
My spll chckr plcd lst n spllng b.
My spouse scheduled our next love-in - when IS the Twelveth of Never?
My standard answer for that is, "I don't know."
My stars! said the astrologer gazingly.
My stash is in there! - Tom as hippy runs into fire
My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My stereo's broken, said Tom disconsolately.
My stereo's fixed, said Tom ecstatically.
My stereo's half-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My still blew up. That's how I got my Purple Heart. - Potter
My story's infinite, like the Longines Symphonette.
My stream of consciousness dried up--hope it rains soon.
My stream of consciousness dried up. Gee, I hope it rains soon.
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur
My stupidity came so fast I had no idea it was there.
My subconscious says no.
My subsequent behaviour would even startle Freud - Frank
My sugar is melting! Melting! Oh, what a world.. - Homer
My suggestions aren't always good . . . but at least I offer them!
My superiority complex is better than yours.
My sysop calls me (rightly) an "Echomail Junkie". |-)
My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
My sysop erased the good recipe before you could read it.
My sysop lets us say **** all the time.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore!
My system goes down more than a $10 whore!
My systems are only programmed for one at a time. Data
My systems are only programmed for one at a time. X Data
My systems are only programmed for one at a time. ~ Data
My tag philosophy: Swipe 'em ALL, let God sort 'em out.
My tagline can beat up your tagline any time...
My tagline can beat up your tagline!
My tagline collection can beat up your tagline collection.
My tagline collection needs more taglines. Please be witty.
My tagline delivered by @TO...
My tagline delivered by Myra I Fox...
My tagline delivered by Orville Bullitt...
My tagline delivered by Orville...
My tagline editor asked me to slow down!
My tagline file is my only REALLY important database!
My tagline generator is offline.
My tagline is better than your tagline.
My tagline is in for repairs. This one here is a loaner.
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My tagline is in the shop. This one is a loaner.
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My tagline is off topic
My tagline is on the bling again!
My tagline is on the blink again!
My tagline left me for another user.
My tagline philosophy: Swipe 'em ALL, let DOS sort'em out.
My tagline philosophy: Swipe 'em ALL, let TLX sort 'em out.
My tagline philosophy: Swipe 'em ALL, let TagX-Pro sort 'em out.
My tagline philosophy: Swipe 'em ALL; let BWAVE sort 'em out!
My tagline writers are working overtime...
My tagline's cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Tagspeare
My taglines are all entered by Manuel Thai Ping.
My taglines are original. I am a copy.
My taglines are originals, it's just that they originate elsewhere.
My taglines are so good...I steal them myself!
My taglines take big bytes!
My take home pay won't even take me home
My talking sword has too much Ego...it only talks *back*!
My tastes are simple. I like the best!
My teacher can always tell when I start on a project the night before.
My tear ducts are bone dry!
My teeth and ambitions are bared. - Scar
My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. ~ Ro
My telescope came with the optional pellet gun attachment.
My temper is one of my more valuable possessions.
My tempus just keeps fugiting.
My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
My thoughts are illegal in 37 states.
My thoughts are illegal in thirty seven states...
My thoughts do not mean anything.
My three favorite types of beer... bottles, cans, and kegs.
My time machine uses a 80986 microprocessor!
My tongue feels numb, Tom said distastefully.
My toothpaste is lost, said Tom aimlessly.
My toughest fight was with my first wife. - Ali
My toughest fight was with my first wife. -Muhammad Ali
My town is so tiny, when the duck died the zoo closed.
My train of thought derailed-hundreds were injured.
My train of thought is still loading at the station.
My train of thought just chugged right out of the station.
My train-of-though just derailed...
My tribbles keep eating my points!
My trouble is that my absence makes good company.
My true value depends entirely upon what you compare me with.
My twit file runneth over.
My twit filter just twitted me!
My twit filter runneth over.
My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
My ultimate contentment does not depend on having things work out myway.
My uncle died and I inherited his C++ compiler.
My uncle escaped again.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!
My upbringing is filled with inconsistent messages. -Calvin
My valentine has hollow eyes.
My vast, vast, vast fortune!...vast! - Mr. Burns
My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby.
My voice is deep, Tom said basically.
My voice is dubbed incorrectly - Crow
My wallet's cache is disabled.
My water dish is empty! - Enslaved Martin Prince
My way isnt very sportsmanlike.
My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
My what a big "assortment" you have!
My wheelchair is a Quickie, which also explains my sex life.
My wheels, my God, I can't move my wheels!
My whole existence is flawed - NIN
My whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
My widget is better than yours simply because it's MINE.
My wife and I had words... I didn't get to use mine.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 23 years and then we met each other.
My wife and I, whom I love very much...
My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e"
My wife can go from 0 to b*tch in 3.2 seconds.
My wife claims my mind wasn't the first thing to go...!
My wife cleaned my keyboard in the dishwasher.
My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
My wife does bird imitations - she watches me like a hawk
My wife found a way to save her money - she spends mine
My wife gives good headache
My wife gives me more error messages than my PC.
My wife got 15% off, and put it on the VISA at 19.8%!
My wife has an organic bread maker -- ME!!
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
My wife is a Tombstone Designer. She says that it's a grave job.
My wife is a computer widow--she'll kill me when the phone bill arrives.
My wife is a quilter and our house is in pieces
My wife is cheating on me, Tom cackled.
My wife is dead! -- [GO BURY 'ER].
My wife is going to have me cremated and placed in a baby case.
My wife is learning to drive - she aims the car real well
My wife is one of those annoying persons who is usually right.
My wife just turned thirty, it was a U turn
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass !
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife left me for my best friend...and I miss him.
My wife left town with a bannana.... my baby's slippin' away...
My wife likes doggie style: I roll over; she plays dead.
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
My wife made me join the bridge club-I jump off tomorrow.
My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her....
My wife ran away with my best friend and I sure miss him.
My wife ran away with my best friend...I miss him.
My wife ran off with my best friend. I miss that dog.
My wife said I never listen to her, or something...
My wife said it was her or DOOM. I'm going to miss her.
My wife said she was going to the gym, or was that to Jim?
My wife said she would leave me if I didn't get off the radio... OVER
My wife says I never listen to her - or something like that.
My wife says I never listen, (or something like that...)
My wife says either my computer goes or she does-I'll miss her.<g>
My wife says: "TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY"!
My wife thinks I should get a job - but who would do the genealogy?
My wife thinks I'm nosy I read it in her diary!
My wife treats me like a god. I get a burnt offering every meal
My wife used the computer. There's whiteout on the screen!
My wife used the computer; now there's whiteout on the scree
My wife used the computer; there's whiteout on the screen.
My wife wanted a golden shower, I could only afford antique brass
My wife went to a monster sale. Bought two monsters.
My wife won't use the computer..something about not doing Windows..!
My wife's family tree is lost somewhere in the Schwartzwald!
My wife's girlfriend is married to my boyfriend.
My wife's into S&M.. Snoring and moaning.
My wife's obedience class are getting too expensive
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
My wife, doctor No, your wife patient.
My wife-I think I'll keep her.
My wig hurts - Crow as woman with weird hair
My wish list is wanting.
My wive wants WINDOZE! What's a guy to do?
My word is final! Tom dictated to his secretary.
My word is final! Tom dictated.
My words trickle down like a wound that I have no intention to heal.
My work is neither fast, nor slow...It's half fast.
My world is about to blow up - Mike
My wrd prcssr nds spll chkr.
My wyfe stopped taking PRONEZAC, now I don't get any.
My yard's a mess but my hard disk's the best!
My yin and yang are no longer on speaking terms.
My your angry when you're beautiful - Q
My! How you've groan. - TEC
My! What a charmer! - Pulaski
My, Robin, how do you get your breast so red?
My, aren't -you- the klingon calling the cardassian "bumpy"?
My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian bumpy?
My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian ridged - WJC
My, he's a thick, voluptuous man - Crow T. Robot
My, my what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!
My, oh, my! See ALL these other systems, and no one said anything!
My, oh, my, see what happens when you have a little free time?
My, this certainly is a clean city.
My, this echo is *interesting*.
My, this echo's interesting...
My, this is getting depressing. Let's solve some of the problems. ;)
My, vat a lovely neck you 'ave. - Vampyra
My, vat a lovely neck you 'ave... -Count Dracula
My, what a comfortable handbasket we're in!
My, what a lovely lace doily! -- A. Schwarzenegger.
My, what a miserable shot you are - Hobbes
My, you're such a cunning linguist ...
My, your tagline surely looks familiar!
My..! People come and go so quickly here..
My...aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian ridged.
My..my...my...my...Orville... My..my...my...MY GOD!
MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this
Myassis, watch where you flick that tai~!@#$%^NO CARRIER
Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...
Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Mynocks...yeah, chewin' on the power ca@$&#%#..NO CARRIER
Mynocksyeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!NO CARRIER
Myra I Fox (The moderator, Tagline Queen, and More!)
Myra I Fox - Contributes to the population problem.
Myra I Fox Says 'Doc files, who reads them? Who needs them!'
Myra I Fox desperately needs help.
Myra I Fox doesn't need therapy - she needs a lobotomy.
Myra I Fox is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey.
Myra I Fox is to Fidonet, what The Whalers are to hockey.
Myra I Fox needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
Myra I Fox: FidoLegend and Secret Master of Fandom!
Myra I Fox: In need of a ROM upgrade.
Myra I, is the coast clear? My boyfriend is getting suspicious.
Myra I, stop that!! My boyfriend's getting suspicious!
Myra doesn't say, Myra does! - Don Schanke
Myra is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
Myra is to Fidonet what Barney is to television.
Myra no longer needs the wierding module!
Myra's a few fries short of a Happy Meal..
Myra's fan club - tar and feathers will be provided.
Myra, my tear ducts are bone dry!
Myra, when are you going to ask me for Taglines? I have thousands!
Myra. We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!
Myrtle died, you're next on the list for shuffleboard!
Mys pac eba ris stic kin g !
Myst a place of misty mysteries.
Mystery Science ConventioCon Expo-Fest A'Rama! - Mike
Mystery Science Theater 3000 presents the Red Cross News!
Mystery Science Theater: Built for the Human Race - Tom
Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away. -- Rush
Mysticism: Music by God; Lyrics by anonymous, for solo performance.
Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it to do.
Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.
Myth quotes our specialty -Bros Grimm
Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars! - A. Hitler
Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars.
Myth: A female moth.
Myth: A religion in which no one any longer believes.
Myth: The computer only does what you tell it to do!
Myth: The computer only does what you tell it to...
Mythology is the science of dead religions.
Mythology: Invented lies for future consumption.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Al Gore.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Bill Clinton's honesty.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Bill Clinton's integrity.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Bill Clinton's sincerity.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Orville Bullitt.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and Orville.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Al Gore.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Bill Clinton's honesty.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Bill Clinton's integrity.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Bill Clinton's sincerity.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and He.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Orville Bullitt.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Orville.
Mature software: code old enough that for every bug fixe
Maturity comes from the threat of mortality.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer
Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. - A
May 1, 2015 headline: Elvis spotted in retirement home.
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
May Flowers: April Showers
May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
May I fire you?
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
May fortune favor the foolish.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them. --Howard the Dolphin.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, @TO@.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you.
May the FORCE be with you
May the Farce be with you
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May the Gods smile on you in everything you do!
May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet.
May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
May the Porsche be with you.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
May the bytes of a thousand replies infest your CPU.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the volts of a 1000 lightning bolts strike your modem
May the wind be fast to your back and blow you over.
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May thy Pipes be created on floppies
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you live all the days of your life.
May you live in interesting times
May you live in interesting times.
May you live in uninteresting times.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May you never sneeze backwards!
May your Gakh never wonder off your plate.
May your Kayak have only one hole in it.
May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
May your life be filled with experiences.
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
May your screen live long and phosphor.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theolo
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. - R. S. Barton
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barton
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barton
Maybe God is a kid playing SimEarth.
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Maybe we were meant to fight our way through.
Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise...
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
Mazda Ad: It's better to be rotary than to be pist-on.
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
McAffee Scan Results: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
McBORGers: Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg : Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg'ers: Over 10000000 assimilated.
McBorg's -- over half a billion assimilated.
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
McBorg: Over 60 billion assimilated.
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim."
McCoy: I'm a Doctor, NOT a tagline maker...
Me a skeptic? I trust you can prove that!?
Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met.
Me and my two friends, GIF and Wesson.
Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh...
Me der am de Swedish Chef of Borg, Borg Borg Borg.
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud.
Me opinionated? . . . Nah!
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
Me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk.
Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me, sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me... a skeptic? I trust you have proof?
Me? A skeptic? I trust you have proof...
Mead not found: (G)rab import, (S)tart brewing (G/s)?
Meal-Time is When It's Ready!!!!!
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha
Meanest girl in the world: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space<
Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here.
Meaningless quotes a specialty.
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.
Meanwhile, back in the year ONE...
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Meat Eaters: Carney Vore
Mechanical engineers do it automatically.
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
Mechanics' Rule: Tighten 'til it cracks, then back off half a turn.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <<poof<<...ribbit.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for...<poof< ribbit? ribbit?
Media&Reagan/Bush: witch hunt. Media&Clinton: tea party.
Media's self fu care!!! William
Media's self fulfilling prophesy: the public is watching O.J.'s saga.
Median 85% of adult homeless are men.
Medical Daffynition: Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Medical Dictionary. "Barium- What doctors do when treatment
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane...
Medical Terms: Seizure A Roman emperor
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
Medicine: The fine art of doing as little as medically possible.
Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average.
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve it's dignity
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Meditation is not what you think.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that i
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meet George Jetson...his boy, @FN@!
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma... Why are you laughing?
Meet my latest girlfriend, said Geordi unsteadily.
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
Meets quality standards: Compiles without errors.
Meets quality standards: It compiles without errors.
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaHertz: a VERY large car rental company.
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Megabyte: (n.) more than you can comprehend and less than you'll need.
Megabyte: A nine course dinner.
Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Megahertz: when something is really painful.
Melted fruit snacks on keyboard. Delete children (Y/n)?
Member ACNE Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic
Member of PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Member of the International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
Member of the Klingon Rollerball Team
Member, National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA)
Member, the Society for Creative Anachronism.
Member: IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit!
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team).
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Memeber of the Guild of Tagline Theives.
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Memories are made of this...
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Memories of you remind me of you.
Memories of you remind me of you.
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory dump: Amnesia...
Memory dump: Amnesia
Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head.
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is the first to go--thank goodness!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Memory seems to go first, or second, or ...
Memory--What you forget with.....
Memory....??....What memory??
Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Men are deprived of their right to life because of their sex
Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking. L. Long
Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.
Men bond by giving criticism, women bond by giving support
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and Ooohhh BABY!
Men come in three sizes: small, average, and OOoohhh baby!
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Men have many faults, women only two, all they say & all
Men have no civil rights when women jab uncivil lefts.
Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
Men of peace usually are [brave].
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Men play the game; women know the score.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable. -- Mrs. White, _Clue_
Men vs. Beer: Beer can't interrupt.
Men vs. Beer: Beer does as many chores as a man.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you balance your checkbook.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sleep with the windows open.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't snore.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sulk.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Men vs. Beer: Beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never needs a shave.
Men vs. Beer: Beer tastes good.
Men vs. Beer: Beer will only come when you want it to.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't care if you can't find the carburetor.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't expect you to cook dinner.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't love its sports car more than you.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind pantyhose drying in the bathroom.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind you not being wanting a beer.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't switch the TV channel.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't tease you because you like Manilow.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't want to go out with the other beers.
Men vs. Beer: Beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
Men vs. Beer: Beer wouldn't waste its money on men's magazine.
Men vs. Beer: Beer's life does not revolve around football.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer won't make you want to shower.
Men vs. Beer: If beer finishes before you, you can have another.
Men vs. Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Men vs. Beer: You don't have to let a beer win.
Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude.
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts.. on the final Oprah.
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
Men willingly believe what they wish. Julius Caesar
Men, can't live with em...and ya can't sell em for parts!
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Men: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
Men: can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure.
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu: a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Meower Power!
Merchants do it to customers.
Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West...
Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
Mere life is not victory, mere death is not defeat.
Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras
Mermaids CAN'T do it.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Message Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements...
Message base full. Format C: to continue
Message contents may settle during downloading.
Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/
Message contents may settle during shipping.
Message contents may settle during uploading.
Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop.
Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired'
Message to Beer...you've missed a brain cell...repeat..you've missed a
Message too long for screen - Press Enter
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Message..school..hw..message..eat..message..slee
Message: carrier organism for taglines.
Messages by professional don't try this at home
Messenger V1.0, the feel good tagline manager of the year.
Messenger: Fun! Messenger: A time saver! Messenger: User friendly!
Messier: Doesn't have to worry about his hair getting messy, eh!
Meta phors be witchu.
Meta-physics is meta-difficult.
Metallurgists are screw'n'edge.
Metallurgists do it in the street.
Metamorphasis complete sir. Spaceball one has become... MEGA MAID!
Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
Metaphors be with you!
Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
Methinks she doth protest too much...
Methodist by birth, Druid by choice.
Methodists do it by numbers.
Metronome needs oil.
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Michael Gillespie michaelg@gray.mb.ca
Michael Jackson to O.J. Simpson: "I'll watch your kids."
Michael Jackson vs Barney in a 13 round winner take all.
Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
Michael Jackson: Official Babysitter of the Tagline echo.
Michael Jordan retired. NOW I want to be like Mike!
Michael has been hiding inside Barney this whole time.
Michelangelo would have made better time with a roller.
Michelangelo would've made better time with a roller.
Mick Gump: I Can't Get No Box of Chocolates.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bob Morgan watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99
MicroSoft is the mother of all screw-ups!
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microfiche: Sardines.
Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
Microsoft Free Zone!
Microsoft Virus: UNRECOVERABLE APPLICATION ERROR!
Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft Windows: From the makers of EDLIN!
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the world.
Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Microsoft motto -- "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
Microsoft technical support line: 1-900-SUCKERS
Microsoft, Making it Easier...to switch to OS/2.
Microsoft: Making it all. Make sense?
Microsoft: Making it easier... to switch to OS/2!
Microsoft: Making it easier to choose OS/2.
Microsoft: Making tomorrow's mistakes today...
Microwave Hint#3: Make a hole in the turtle's shell first
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...
Microwave: Wave from a midget...
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Midas was into golden showers.
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator.
Midgets simply belittle.
Midnight was a barrier back in 1963...
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Might want to save this Tagline for someone it might scare.
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for bookstores.
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties
Mike jones by any other name would still smell like shit
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! - Bart Simpson
Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn
Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Military Oxymoron II: Military Intelligence
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
Milkbone underwear for a dog eat dog world
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
Millihelen, adj: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millionaires pay to have it done.
Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. - Rush Limbaugh
Millions now living will never fry! ...
Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?
Millisecond: Delay between a green light and honking horns
Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
Mimes do it without a sound.
Mind full of trivia. No room left for real knowledge.
Mind if I rape your daughter
Mind like a steel sieve.
Mind like a steel trap -- everything gets mangled / full of mice /
Mind numbed robots on the left. Those of thought on the right.
Mind over matter: I don't mind, if it doesn't matter.
Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half-bre
Minding your own business will not be tolerated.
Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of much caffeine.
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open.
Minds like beds - all made up
Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Mine eyes have seen the coming of the gory of the morgue.
Mine... is the last voice you will ever hear
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Miners do it deeper than divers.
Miners sink deeper shafts.
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one..
Miniature Giant Russian Dwarf Giant Space Hamster.
Miniaturists do it with as little as possible.
Ministers do it on Sundays.
Ministers do it vicariously.
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minor Operation: Coal digging...
Minor operation... Coal digging.
Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!!
Miracle Software, Inc. 'If it works, it's a Miracle!'
Miracle Software, Inc. Motto: If it works, it's a Miracle
Miracle Story #7234: One leg Johnny can run again.
Miracles are great, but they are so damned unpredictable.
Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
Mirth Control * Void where prohibited by law (3:770/140)
Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth.
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misery loves company, but she'll rarely foot the bill.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker
Misfortune shows those who are not friends. Aristotle
Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses...
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
Misinformation Central.
Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all.
Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!<
Missed by that much. " "
Missed it by | | <- That much!
Missed it by << that much!
Missile engineers do it in stages.
Missilemen have better thrust.
Missiles of ligneous or osterous consistency have the potential of
Missing - presumed married.
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Missing a few catalog cards / gears / marbles.
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.
Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!
Misspelled? I'm using an error-correcting modem!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Mistake: Something a Virgin and a Parachutist only make once!
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to failure.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to total failure.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime.
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Mister! Here's your mule!
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress...
Mistress: something between a mister and a matteress
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Misunderstood: Art Tistic
Mix Chivas and Slim Fast! Get drunk and loose weight!
Mixed Doubles: Renee Richard and Martina Navratolova...
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an "A" in sex class.
Mixing Bowls May Be Licked if the Cat Doesn't Want Them!
Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!'
Mmmm, Gummy-Beer. --Homer Simpson.
Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.
Mmmmmmmm, Gummy-Beer.
MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI!
Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago
Mobile: [Mo-BEEL'] -n... Cultural center of the Universe...
Moby Dick - a venereal disease.
Moby Disk: "Call me E-mail..."
Models do it beautifully.
Models do it in any position.
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem Addiction Help Line: Data only.
Modem Police.... we booked you at 1600 cps
Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Modem addicts - call 1-900-BBS-USER (voice) for help.
Modem addictus has got us!
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Modem owners do it online!
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.
Modem, said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds...
Modem: Reach out, and BYTE someone!
Modem: A device that triples your phone bill.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds
Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Modeming forever .... Housework whenever.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modeming or new baby -- either way, dear, not tonight!
Modemo Ergo Dingbats
Modemo, ergo dingbat.
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are an Illuminati conspiracy to keep us all poor.
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modems..Reach out and byte someone
Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses
Moderate not lest thou be moderated thineself.
Moderating in Moderation
Moderating: The ultimate twit filter.
Moderation here subcontracted to Cthulhu, Inc.
Moderation now being subcontracted to Cthulhu.
Moderation on this conference subcontracted to Cthulhu Inc.
Moderator (n): See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [y] [n]
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet.
Moderators are not God. God has mercy.
Moderators posting rules is never off-topic. BTW, your "witty reply" was
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human bei
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Modern society: The lowest common denominator.
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. Wm S.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue...
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Moebius stripper never show you their backsides.
Mold has spores. People have pores. It is one way to tell us apart.
Molecular biologists do it with hot probes.
Mollari (Centauri) G'Kar (Narn) Delenn (Minbari) Kosh (Vorlon)
Mom never spanked: she would beat the hell out of...
Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
Momentum :What you give a person when they're going away
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
Mometer: Back of mom's hand that determines if a child has a fever.
Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
Mommy's baby, daddy's maybe !
Mommy's very busy, call Dad. - Chelsea Clinton
Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
Mommy, if Janet Reno can start fires, why can't I?
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!"
Monastary: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life
Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of yourlife
Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
Monday is an awful was to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is one hell of a way to spend 1/7 of you life.
Monday is one hell of a way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Monday is the root of all evil!
Monday's are the potholes in the road of life . . .
Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
Monday: The day after the football game.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the footbal
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Mondays are the lint balls in the washing machine of life
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
Mondays: The potholes in the road of life...
Money DOES talk -- it says goodbye.
Money DOES talk-- it says goodbye!
Money Management: Owen Cash
Money Talks - and it usually says NO!!
Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye!
Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Money doesn't come easy. That's the way it goes!
Money doesn't talk these days. It goes without saying.
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Money for nothing, Chick's for free.......
Money is a great means of keeping score.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. - Lazarus Long
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
Money is round, it rolls away.
Money is the root of all bills.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots
Money is the root of all evil...send $10 for details.
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more information.
Money is the root of all wealth
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. L. Long
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Money isn't everything...according to those who have it.
Money isn't everything..but it keeps the kids in touch
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Money talks - mine says goodbye!
Money talks: Mine says goodbye!
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unha
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Money? Sysops don't make any!
Mongo only pawn in Game of Life.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
Monkey in blender Rhesus Pieces
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces
Monks do it by hand.
Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
Monsters come in many forms.
Monty Pythonborg's Flying Collective. You KNOW resistance is futile.
Moonies do it within sects.
Moosehead. A great beer...and a new experience for the moose!
Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose.
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
Moral failure. Core dumped. - Dave Mark Voorhis
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Morality is learned, not legislated.
Morality is only moral when it is voluntary.
Morals for Sale, Never Used. Contact Bill Clinton
Morbid............ A higher offer.
Morbid: Higher offer...
Morbius. There is something coming this way!"
More Bobbitt Taglines are ALWAYS Welcome!
More for Your Money: Max Amize
More fun than a Ginsu Dildo.
More fun than a busy signal."
More fun than a dead fish.
More fun than a ferret in your pants!
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
More fun than humans deserve to have!
More fun than setting your genitals on fire."
More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
More government is like a recreational root canal.
More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
More in the mind than the body this feeling.
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
More people were born from sex last year than died from H
More poms in Perth,Aus. than sassernachs in Perth,Scot.
More ramblings from the mind of Bob !
More rock - less talk.
More taglines coming soon...
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!!
More than I wanted to know, and I'm sorry I asked! :-)
More than you wanted to know & aren't you sorry you asked
More things change, the more you need alterations.
More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em!
Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
Moriarty Realty: For your new Holmes
Moriarty killed a clone! Holmes lives!
Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type.
Morning after pill for men, changes your blood type.
Morning: cause for alarm
Morticia, Thing needs a hand.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mos @FN@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum!
Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Moses Invests, Jesus saves and Cthulhu Collects!
Moses did not bring down from Mt. Sinai the Ten Suggestions.
Moses invests, Jesus saves and Cthulhu forecloses.
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Most Christians don't know anything about Christianity.
Most Favored Nation? Really Clinton your the pitts.
Most GUI's I've seen are pretty gooey
Most Weight lifters are biceptual.
Most accidents happen within 25 miles of home. Time to move.
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
Most asked question: Huh?
Most change is for the worse.
Most effective way to change minds about gays is for gays to come out.
Most excellent..
Most free items find an eager waiting user.
Most gays have heterosexual parents.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. L. Long
Most great discoveries start with making a mistake.
Most have good aims in life, but few pull the trigger
Most legends have their basis in facts.
Most of my faults are not my fault.
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most of the graduate students get aids.
Most of us hate to see a poor loser. Rich winners, though, are worse.
Most of us have been at work for several hours now.
Most people are afraid of being alone.
Most people are apathetic, but I don't care.
Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
Most political jokes get elected
Most schemes of political improvement are very laughable things.
Most weightlifters are biceptual.
Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature
Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun.
Mother Nature is a bitch.
Mother is the invention of necessity.
Mother of 32 children says, "I'm going for the worlds record!"
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
Mothers do it with their children.
MotoXers do it in the dirt.
Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity.
Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.
Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Mountain climbers do it on the rocks.
Mountaineers do it with ropes.
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people.
Mountains should be seen and not heard.
Mourning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
Mouse found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Mouse lost its balls,unable to point and shoot.
Mouse raping elephant. I'll try not to hurt you, baby.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Move your vowels daily or else you'll get consonated.
Move your vowels daily or you'll be consinanted!
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to:
Movie about transvestite supercomputers: "The Craying Game"
Movie stars do it on film.
Mowmuffins: Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of lawnmowers.
Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
Mr Pink: Am I the only professional around here?
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400.
Mr Worf, fire at will. Wait, I didn't mean Riker!!!
Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the plan
Mr. Cthulhu, here is another candidate...
Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Worf fire pharsers at will! *ZAP* Hey where did Riker go?
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause< fire!
Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
Mr. Worf, fire at will. <ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Bob ... Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at that Tagline Thief .. Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. Fox to the airlock.
Mr.President? Incoming,sir. Launch code?
Mrs. Bobbit..The new GINSU knive spokesperson: "It slices, it dices"
Mrs. Bunny's complaint: "He just keeps going and going and going ..."
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Mrs. Murphy and baby Murphy are instances of Murphy's law.
Msdos-the latest utility supported by UNIX!
Mud Pies.....Quiche Terrain!
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
Muff divers local 69, We dive at 5!
Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers...
Multi-tasking - screwing up several things at once.
Multi-tasking: Crashing both hard drives at once.
MultiTasking - Twice the mistakes in half the time.
Multimedia extensions for OS/2. Launched by multimedia for Amiga.
Multimedia: an answer looking for an application.
Multitask, make twice the mistakes in half the time!
Multitask: screw up several things at once!
Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently.
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking -- v. Reading in the bathroom
Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking causes schizophrenia.
Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Multitasking: The ability to screw up several things at once.
Multitasking: Crashing both hard-drives at once
Multitasking: Make twice the mi (23) TAGLINES
Multitasking: Make twice the mistakes in half the time.
Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once!
Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program
Mum went looting in LA & All I got was this dumb shirt!
Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater
Mummy: An Egyptian who was pressed for time :-)
Munchkin Quote: I want a dragon as a familiar.
Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
Murphy Brown can spell potato.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ...
Murphy is out there somewhere ... just waiting ...
Murphy is out there... waiting...
Murphy was a grunt.
Murphy was an optimist
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!!
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's rule of combat: Incoming fire has right of way.
Murphy's: All constants are variables!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
Music Library: If it ain't baroque, don't fax it.
Music hackers do it at 3 am.
Music hackers do it audibly.
Music hackers do it in concert.
Music hackers do it in scores.
Music hackers do it with more movements.
Music hackers do it with their organs.
Music hackers want to do it in realtime.
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Musicians do it without taglines
Musicians duet better!
Muskellunge after her pearl like that?
Must Go - I have to wax my Nephew's Armadillo
Must Go - My Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened.
Must Go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened.
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
Must go - my attack cat needs his claws filed.
Must go - my laxitive is beginning to work.
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again.
Must stop! Re-listening to John Major's speech, again.
Mutants for nuclear power! }-)
Mute? Call 1-800-TALKING and give us your name.
Muted and magnificent, without a peer
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My 4 food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat
My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
My ASCII has been de-limited.
My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire.
My Altzheimers is acting up again.
My BBS is Baroque now, please call Bach later with your Handel.
My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.
My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la...
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My Boyfriend's COMPUTER
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
My Career? Does the Word PEON Mean Anything?
My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave.
My EGO is better than your EGO!
My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...
My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's!
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My God .... it's full of stars!
My God can beat up YOUR god...
My God! A conference-related question!
My God! It's full of stars!
My God! They've gone to Plaid!
My God, it's full of Yars!
My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. <Londo<
My Goddess has no name -- Eris is just a frequent house guest.
My HST is faster than your HST!!!!
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
My I.P.D. can pick up Radio Windy.
My I.U.D. picks up Radio Windy.
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My IRS check just bounced.
My Karma has just run over your Dogma.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer
My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum
My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
My Loss is Your Gain!
My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
My Michellin Guide doesn't have tire ads.
My OTHER computer is an Colecovision!
My RAM's not what it used to be, so don't quote me
My RAM's not what it used to be, so don't quote me.
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse
My Sin Apps are missing.
My Sin: I once called Windows an Operating System.. a long time ago.
My Spectrum is better than any PC, I can use it as a heater!
My St. Bernard has a drinking problem.
My SysOp can beat up your SysOp!
My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation.
My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed.
My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Uncle Fred died of asbestosis - it took six months to cremate him.
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My WYSIWYG is all GUI
My Wife of Borg: I have checks. Balance is irrelevent.
My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
My apartment allows pets - I have a pony.
My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne
My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly.
My baby is not spoiled, his diaper just need changing.
My baby loves me just the way that I am.
My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
My baby understood that you do what you should lying in a pile of wood.
My baby's got something I can't resist.
My bad habit? Marrying ugly women and buying them houses.
My best friend is a social worker.
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
My body is a temple, and my mouth is a concession stand.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My boss is tempermental. 50 temper & 50 mental.
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
My boy's gonna play in the big leagues. My boy's gonna knock 'em dead.
My boyfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
My boyfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.
My brain ain't working.
My brain hurts.
My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!
My brain is my second favorite organ.
My brain will be 5 minutes dead before I trust a Centauri
My brain's a handgrenade - Catch. - ICE-T
My car isn't broken down, it's mechanically challenged!
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
My cat can lick your cat!
My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant."
My cat got my tongue and she won't give it back!
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back!
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!
My cat is good for nothing, and he's very good at it!
My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
My cat just ate my mouse!
My cat just learned to flush the toilet. . .Seen my smart cat lately?
My cat likes to help with housework:She licks the dishes before I wash
My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop.
My cat needs to be petted a million hours per day!
My cat only likes me when I run the electric can opener.
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
My cat's on steroids and is now no pussy.
My code is frozen and it can't get up!
My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
My computer NEVER cras
My computer NEVER loc
My computer can beat up your computer.
My computer has EMS... Wont you help?
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
My computer has a terminal illness
My computer is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my boyfriend.
My computer is getting jealous...of the time I spend with my girlfriend.
My computer isn't that nervous, it's just a bit ANSI.
My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.
My computer just won't stop talking.
My computer never locks u
My computer puts out.
My computer uses 12AX7's. It's slow, but sounds great.
My computer's getting jealous ... of time I spend with my girlfriend.
My computer's getting jealous.... of the time I spend with my wife.
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier
My computer's sick, I think my modem's a carrier
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My couch potato routine honed to perfection
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore
My crazy friend composes music in bed. He calls it sheet music.
My crazy friend couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
My crazy friend has a large vocabulary...he got married.
My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash!
My current power amp produces no power or current.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My dad must have been a phone phreak.
My decision is MAYBE ... and that's FINAL.
My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
My dog is seven years old and is already retired!!
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
My echomail processor has a stomach of steel.
My elemental abbreviations LAUGH behind your back: Hahnium-Hahnium
My employers are my own, and are not necessarily shared by my opinions.
My employers probably disagree with the above views. But that's nothing new.
My epitaph: Sysop not buried here. Leave feedback instead? -Quarex '94
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM
My ex-boyfriend's a cat lover. I sent him a Kzin for his birthday.
My ex-wife gives good headache.
My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a kzin for her birthday.
My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
My eyeball fell out. Help me look for it. - Calvin
My fallacies are more logical than your fallacies.
My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
My family's Coat-of-Arms ties in the back - is that normal?
My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt - RWR
My father had a blast visiting Babylon Three.
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Bruins.
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Rangers.
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever SHE'S buying!
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever you're buying!
My favorite brand of beer? Whatever your buying!
My favorite football team is whoever plays the Dolphins
My favorite hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever loses to them.
My favorite hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's not playing them.
My favorite language is 2 tape Autocoder
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
My favorite team is who ever plays the Dolphins this week
My first Ez-reader reply!
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
My foot's asleep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?
My friends.. to the future.. the undiscovered country..
My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
My future's so bright....I need a flashlight.
My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline.
My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman over the phone.
My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
My girlfriend gives good headache
My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
My girlfriend got a computer and modem -- now she's Shareware!
My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
My girlfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My girlfriend has a bald spot.
My girlfriend has blue eyes, golden skin, and long, plaid hair.
My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair
My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something.
My girlfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
My girlfriend was crushed by Bambi meets Godzilla...
My girlfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.
My god can beat up your god!
My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
My hard disk is 100 percent FAT free!
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
My hard disk went on a diet. Lost all its FAT!
My hard drive has a furball, my cat has bad sectors.
My hat covers my head... Just like hair used to!
My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills?
My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
My home address is A3C8:78BD
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
My house was trashed by 'Not me'
My hovercraft is full of eels
My hovercraft... You don't want to know.
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours.
My inner child is a sick little bitch!
My interest is in the future, the present is passed ...
My interests: women, figure skating, wrestling, & women.
My job is so top secret ... I can't even tell myself what I'm doing. My
My job is starting to interfere with reading the mail.
My karma has run over my dogma
My karma ran over my dogma
My karma ran over your dogma!
My karma ran over your dogma.
My keyboard doesn't HAVE an "ANY" key! What do I press?
My keyboard has an F1 key. Where is the NASCAR key?
My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
My kid beat up your honor student.
My kid can beat up your honor student!
My kid just beat up your honor student.
My kid sister was sent from heaven. They like it quiet up there.
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
My kingdom for a unique tagine!
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My last original thought died of lonliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My least favorite teams are: Whoever whips the Montreal Canadiens.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
My life is cluttered with facts.
My life is in your hands! What do you mean, OOOPS???
My life is in your hands... What do you mean, "oops"?
My life is like a beer commercial.
My life is not organized around high probability events.
My life is still in BETA test.
My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring
My logic escapes me at the moment
My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion. - Sting
My lord, I have a cunning plan...
My lucky color just faded.
My lucky colour just faded.
My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
My mail is so slow, the Elvis stamp gained 10 pounds.
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
My major advisor is Dr. Lechter.
My mama done tol' me...
My message above. Your response here ____________.
My messages are subliminal ... including this tagline.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right i\S
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
My mind has been boggled...again and again.....
My mind is a scary place, I try not to go there alone.
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards.
My mind is made up, @FN@. Don't confuse me with the facts!
My mind is made up. Do not confuse me with facts.
My mind is made up. Hockey IS the greatest sport of all!
My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't
My mind is willing, my checkbook is weak.
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My modem can beat up your modem
My modem can beat up your modem.
My modem has premature bauding...
My modem isn't slow- it's "baudily challenged!"
My modem isn't slow. It's "baudly" challenged.
My mom must have been a phone phreak.
My money and my children go to POLICE STATE!
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
My mother traded with a Ferenghi for me as a baby.
My mother was the tour guide for Guilt Trips...
My mother-in-law is a tough old hen!
My mother-in-law is an alien.
My motto is: One chocolate donut is worth 1000 bran muffins.
My mouse has only one ball ...
My mouse only has one ball too!
My mouse only has one ball....
My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...
My name is Annie Key. Ouch! Why are you hitting me?!
My name is Bond.. Covalent Bond.
My name is Borg --James Borg-- licensed to assimilate.
My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
My name is Inigo Montoya...you stole my tagline...prepare to die!!
My name is Worf, and I am funky!
My name is not Dr. Death
My new PC has a VL-BUS motherboard in it. Didn't they mean VW Bus?
My nipples explode with delight!
My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My opinion is uncluttered by facts!
My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on!
My opinions are just that and no more.
My opinions are mine. They're probably wrong, but mine nonetheless.
My opinions are my own, wonk, wonk, wonk.
My opinions are not those of my ex-employer.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My opponent has been observed masticating in public!
My other Computer is a SGI!
My other Computer is a piece of junk too.
My other TIME/SPACE machine is a TARDIS.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
My other car is a broom!
My other car is a turbo charged 454 surrounded by an ambulance!
My other car is an Edsel.
My other car is still in the dealer's showroom.
My other cat is a Leopard
My other computer had a VAXextomy, now it's a UNIX.
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive.
My other computer is a Borg.
My other computer is a Cray Y-MP!
My other computer is a Cray...That's the ticket!
My other computer is a HAL 9000!
My other computer is a HoloDeck(tm).
My other computer is a Pentium.
My other computer is a RS/6000.
My other computer is a SPARCstation 10.
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is a Silicon Graphics Workstation.
My other computer is a Sun, too.
My other computer is a VAX.
My other computer is a abacus.
My other computer is an Altair
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other computer is another Amiga.
My other computer is even slower.
My other computer is really H.A.L.
My other computer is still in the shop window.
My other computer looks just like Brent Spiner.
My other computer looks like Brent Spiner.
My other computer uses an FTL Subspace-Field Nanoprocessor!
My other ferret is a Wolverine
My other machine is water-cooled
My other processor is a Moulinex.
My other tag line is a killer!
My other tagline is a Porsche.
My other tagline is a footnote.
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY.
My other tagline is better. Really!
My other tagline is on a bumper sticker
My other terminal is a chunk of shit too.
My other vehicle is USS Crazy Horse (NCC-4681-R)
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird...
My other wife is beautiful.
My parents feel I was well concieved.
My parents looted L.A., all I got was this lousy tagline
My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
My politics are just to the right of Rush Limbaugh's.
My poor mouse only has one ball.
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!
My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
My radio sings to the sounds of spacewaves.
My reality check just bounced
My reality cheque just bounced.
My rubber duck keeps sinking...
My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
My sex drive had a head crash.
My ship came in. Naturally it was the Kobayashi Maru.
My ship just came in. It was the Kobiyashi Maru.
My shirt was SO tight, @FN@ could hardly breathe.
My shock & waterproof, antimagnetic watch caught on fire.
My shoes are too tight. - Londo
My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
My skates are in the shop right now.
My software has no bugs, BUT ....it DOES develop RANDOM FEATURES!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
My sole porpoise was entertainment.
My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire...
My speling chekker is browkon, hop my speling is o.k.
My spelling? Oh, it's just line noise.
My standard answer for that is, I don't know.
My superiority complex is better than yours!
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My system goes down more than a $10 whore!
My tag line maker is broken!
My tagline can beat up your tagline!
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My tagline is off topic
My tagline writers are working overtime
My taglines are original. I am a copy.
My tastes are simple. I like the best.
My temper is one of my more valuable possessions.
My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW
My third Computer is a RATIONAL
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My toughest fight was with my first wife. - Ali
My train of thought derailed.
My train of thought is a Mag-Lev.
My twit file runneth over.
My twit filter just put ME on it's list!
My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
My used underwear is legal tender in 28 countries and counting.
My wallet's cache is disabled.
My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
My widget is better than yours because it's MINE!
My wife divorced me because i was having fries on the side
My wife gives good headache
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
My wife is going to have me cremated and placed in a baby case.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
My wife loves ME--it's the computer she hates!
My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump next week.
My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her....
My wife says I never listen to her -- or something like that.
My wife treats me like a god. I get a burnt offering every meal..
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
My wish list is wanting.
My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!
My yin and yang are no longer on speaking terms.
MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this
Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.
Myth: A female moth.
Myth: A religion in which no one any longer believes.
m0r pP wd Al|Ve F Hr W dh penLtY!
mY lINKAGE iS sTUCK iN rEVERSE.
macho: A guy who jogs home right after having a vasectomy.
made to interface with opto-isolated carbon based biochemical systems
main () { for (;;) { day++; dollar-- ; } }
main(int c, char **v){if(c = *v[1]++)main(c, v), putchar(c);}
main(void){int x;for(x=0;x<32767;x++)printf("Bulk tagline %d\n",x);}
make as much of a point of collecting my own. :)
make this all go away i just want something i can never have
making a copy is like fitting wheels to a tomato...-Dr.Johnson, BAII
makni tu bocu dalje od mene, dosta je ne mogu vise
man who smiles after things goes wrong knows who2 blame.
man's head.
mangghomDaSmey tuQtaH SoSlI' (Tr: Your mother wears army boots.)
manual entries make you blind...
manual? Just say NO! to Micro$oft Windows.
many for appointment by the corrupt few.
masterpiece (n.) - the best sex you ever had.
may the bluebird of happiness poop all over you!
maybe didn't mean that much but it meant everything to me
mber nine...number nine...number nine...number nine...number nine...nu
me Dave, I can't run under Windows!"
me gently with a chainsaw!
me!... PAK me!... make me compress my bits!.... ARJ!!
meal. But after you have gone, I'll still have chocolate.
meanwhile, Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger was disguised as a chair!
meanwhile, Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger was disguised as a door!
mediCATion: ErythroMEOWcyn - broad spectrum antibiotic.
meeOOW! <splat> woOOF! <splat> (Raining cats and dogs)
men will render account for every careless word they utter -Mat. 12:36
meooOOW! SPLAT! wooOOF! SPLAT! (Raining Cats & Dogs)
meow...splat...ruff...splat-raining cats and dogs
merely untrained..? "Huh..???" does not seem an appropriate
message, more than the actual message. 'Tho I wouldn't reccomend
messages from fidonet, This net was down a couple of
mflood@SMTP.microcom.com
michelle eddy is god - Kirk Cameron told me so
microfiche: Extremely small French fish.
microwave: Form of greeting, popular in Silicon Valley.
might be an interesting choice.
migod...I remember _all_ these things! (And, yes, I _am_ old...)
mind has ideas my body can't keep up with!
mine's not very wide, but it sure is short!
minimalist tagline
miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thin
mislila je da ce sjajem u kosi osvojiti poljupce
missing from his deck altogether.
mistake, they were meant for some sort of adult chat area. I have
mixed bag: genuine copy of a fake Dior
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
modemming's more fun than sex.Well,at least less messy!
moderator of the SPORT-FISHING.WEST echo Fishn' The North
moebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a moebius tagli
monocot weeds: Bermudagrass, Smooth Brome, Coarse Fescue, Dallisgrass
monocot weeds: Goosegrass, Poa Annua, Sandbur, Witchgrass, Bentgrass
monocot weeds: Ryegrass. Sedge, Timothy, Velvet Grass, Wild Garlic
monocot weeds:Foxtail Barley, Barnyardgrass, Crabgrass, Yellow Foxtail
montani semper liberi [L.]: Mountaineers are always free.
moraine: Typical springtime weather forecast.
more *sysop* 2/2
more to follow
more troubles than a centipede with fallen arch
morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
mothers-in-law: Referees with an interest in one of the fighters.
motto -- got no pity, squash that kitty
mouse: "squeak" "Fine! Just let him walk by!" "He knew the password."
mouth Dog have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
move along folks just an off-topic message nothing to see
moved."I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment," Tom visualized.
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
multiversity: Knowing many poems.
music comes spilling out into the street
musical ignoramus doesn't know his brass from his oboe
must use that EXTRA BIG print font, uh?? :)
must... resist... can't... use... smiley...
mutilate: What cats do at night
my BlueWave has turned Golden
my Kid beat up your HONOR STUDENT!!! Nyaaahhhh!
my bones whips & chains excite me ... McBorg: 50 million assimilated.
my caps key is giving me trouble today.
my cat is evil. he bites my head.
my couch potato routine honed to perfection!
my disease my infection i am so impure
my dreams come true at MRFA HQ. - Linda Klughart
my house has many mansions....
my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
my morals left to decay
my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening
my new girlfriend needs to be inflated
my other computer was stolen and replaced with a clone??
my specter shall come at him, like black smoke, like a demented giant.
my steady systematic decline of the trust of the trust i will betray
my thoughts are legal in thirty-seven states!!!
my thoughts are my own ... and don't always make sense ...
my wave is all wet!
my whole existance is flawed
Neil Enns,
ennsnr@brandonU.ca