Ain't No Woman Like the One-Eyed Gott
::::::::::::::
<-empty tagline
<- Invisible Tagline
<- Spaced out tagline
Right-wing tagline.
<- Invisible Tagline
This is off-center.
GO NAVY!!!
(X) You are here.
This is off-center.
( -- Monty Burns)
<- Cloaked Tribble
- Cloaked Tribble
<- Cloaked Tagline
<-empty tagline
- Cloaked Tagline
This is off-center
<- *Generic Tagline*
<- CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
<- I Forgot To Add A Tagline
<- Place Tagline here
<- Spaced out tagline
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
<- Tagline with a cloaking device.
<-- Invisible tag line
-- Invisible tag line
GROG!
<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
- (McBain)
This is off-center
<- tagline abducted by aliens
"FORTY-TWO!"
*JACK BUTLER'S MST3K FILE*
<-- Tagline abducted by aliens!
<- cloaked tagline.
Doc Zimmerman -- USS Voyager
<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
Sysops like to watch
<This tagline intentionally left blank>
*Headline* Tags
"Uh huh. Want some coffee?"
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
From the book Hit or Myth
"Isn't this the FILES Section??"
......<-Stealth Tagline
......-Stealth Tagline
Captain Kathryn Janeway -- USS Voyager
First Officer Chakotay -- USS Voyager
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
T a g l i n e s n o w
Uh huh. Want some coffee?
[OS/2 - Why Wait ?]
$ x $ r $ g ....
-- CLOSED FOR RECIPE DEVELOPMENT --
Guide/Cook/Handyman Neelix -- USS Voyager
Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager
What?! No Tagline
**"The Crow" MOVIE and Comic Book QUOTES 133 Taglines**
-- NO SUITABLE TAGLINE FOUND --
Chief Engineer B'Elanna Torres -- USS Voyager
Starfleet Lieutenant Tom Paris -- USS Voyager
>>recipe moved to upper memory<<
<- cloaked Tagline.
(Welcome back from the previous message!)
(a short musical interlude)
***GRATUITOUS MILLER LITE COMMERCIAL REFERENCE!***
-- NO SUITABLE TAGLINE FOUND -- .
/* I can C clearly now */
~Gary (Baltimore, Maryland; USA) Internet: gary@mbbs.com
**"The Crow" MOVIE and Comic Book QUOTES 133 Taglines**
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS...
Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class
Ops/Communication Officer Harry Kim -- USS Voyager
"'o.o'"
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
...you tend towards short sentences when speaking.
IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE
MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
<-- Cloaked Tribble
Hmmmmmmmmm, very interesting!
I'll tell you what's the matter! This parrot is dead!
Not a problem. Here's the next batch. {BTW: Netmail coming
Slim pickin's so far, but here's what I've collected:
Yeah - can't find it playing on any local cable stations...
the invisible man
Starfleet Tactical Security Officer Tuvok -- USS Voyager
as good as a happy smilie
"If you can't sing good, sing loud." -- Forrest Gump
>>>> In Stereo Where Available <<<<<
>Crash<
<- Bald tribbles <- after hairclub visit
<- Tribbles listening to rock music.
(:)-) from someone wearing scuba mask
(a short musical interlude)
...you're always saying, "That'd make a great tagline!"
Gary, HELP!!!
a double-chin
>>Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
<>>>>>>>>>>>> BBS NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<*>>>>> <- Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
(This tagline deleted due to lack of interest)
(This tagline may contain an encrypted satanic message)
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
-<< Brain Swapped to Disk >>-
-=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=-
-=( Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here )=-
...It's me and you and tags...it's me and tags ... oh. Sorry.
...You read Panamanian postings to steal their tags. In Spanish.
...the first thing you do in the morning is sort last night's tags.
...you don't write home, don't write reports; you write taglines.
...you haven't allowed anyone else access to the 'puter for weeks.
...you hear your family mumbling, "She's still doing taglines."
...you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
...you say, "I'll come to bed as soon as I finish sorting these."
...you start singing "tagline" songs. (Me and my taglines ...)
...you stay up till 4 am on your spouse's birthday ... doing tags.
Buy left-handed coffee mugs.
FROINLEVIN!
H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
Makethe taglines go awaaaaaaay...
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
Please Hold
TAGLINE ERROR! Report to tech support
Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
This tagline deleted due to lack of interest.
Univac loves you.
are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)
eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:
plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)
trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
"No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<<*>>>>> <- Senior Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
(A short musical interlude).
*** Nobody's perfect, but I'm not nobody ***
. A .
=== Yakko Warner: Captain of the USS Water-Tower, NCC-456W, a ===
A: Kettle drums.
Adam - "Who else?"
Come to LA and be treated like a King!!!
DM: "It doesn't want to have sex."
Here are a few of mine.
I love fine tuning programs.
In thought and favor, word and deed.
MST3K 3-5 PART III: I - O 900 Taglines
Mike
Nervous Technicians?
There are three sexes; males, females and girls.
You know you've been doing taglines too long when = YKYBDTTLW
"Or a disease." - Dot
<<<*>>>>> <- Chief Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
<And I do carry quite a few other tag files. :)) >
(and here is my maintags.tag files from bw2.20)
:^) Specially captioned for the humor impaired :^)
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
Beyond this tagline there is a militant Naturist...
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! See?
HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline.
Is this thing on..?
Mike
Scarfing as many tagines as you bloody well drae. :))
\\\*/// <- Senior Airman Tribble
`"Y888P"' dolittle@frappy.brewich.com
"How can anyone flunk sex education?"
>---- Stealth Tagline.
>Guest-Starring Anne Baxter as Zelda the Great.
<<<* <- Sergent Tribble
<<<*) <- Staff Sergent Tribble
<<<*)) <- Sergent Tribble First Class
<<<*))) <- Master Sergent Tribble
<<* <- Corpral Tribble
<* <- Private Tribble First Class
(Vert Tab) (Form Feed) = (End of Text)
(Vert Tab) + (Form Feed) = (End of Text)
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
-Simon & Garfunkel: Sounds of Silence
. Robert A. Heinlein memorial taglein.
:-* User just ate something sour
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! See?
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire....
Fundamentalist (n): braindead, backwoods redneck.
I heard these hand crafted words from IAN to ALL
I heard these hand crafted words from Sarah to All
I'll tell you what's the matter! This parrot is dead!
My computer put the byte on me and my wallet!
Now GET LOST!!!vies?chamber.fately! sir.ip!/
SURF NAKED
Thanks, SYSOPs
Why is this here?
Windows! <G>)
\\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
\\\\*//// <- Staff Sergeant Tribble (AF)
about: Philosophy Tags
about: TAGLINES?
comment on mine. -Jennifer Baker
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
! Origin: A Byte Of Aloha (1:105/331)
! Origin: HyperMail! - Feel the *Power* (1:209/7211)
"*MWAH*! Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko
"...But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo" - Animaniacs
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
"And then you turn the corner..." And the DM starts chuckling...
"Bother" said Pooh as he found his smack had talc in it.
"Did you say Beelzebub?!!!"
"Do you know who I am?!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"He's dead, Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..."
"I loike traffic lights..." - Monty Python
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney
"I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert." - Lister
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed to kill you with sex."
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..." - Monty Python
"I'm not sure." - Werner Heisenberg
"Let's try this again, boy. More friendly like." -- Mako
"Living in a world of make-believe..."
"Lt. Yar, you are naturally blonde!" - Data
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"No one told me when to run; I missed the starting gun." -- Pink Floyd
"No thanks. I'm on a low saliva diet." - Slappy
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K..." - Monty Python
"Perhaps a sedative?" - Slappy
"Rancor Collections Inc.:You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE."
"Sam,Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI
"Steal the best taglines" shall be the whole of the Law.
"That's enough, Data." * Picard
"That's quite a dress you almost have on." -- Gene Kelly
"There are worse things than dying." -- Kalas
"Things don't bug you if you don't think about them." -- Calvin
"Void where prohibited by aardvark"
"Wake up. It's time to die."
"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark
"When you're in love with a beautiful person..." - Dr. Hook
"You watch too much TV, Pinky." - Brain
#*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
#:-) User is wearing a turban
#= User is pro-nuclear war
$719.28: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-6 User is braindead
> Pardon me if my ignorance is showing, but who is Heinlein?
> Thanks for posting those Heinlein literary tags back in January.
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>Slam< >Bang<
<-- YOU ARE HERE (Total Perspective Vortex)
<:-I User is a dunce
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-) User is Chinese
'Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen' (Everybody!)
(-*-) <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
(-: User is left handed
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
(:I User is an egghead
(_)] <- Short Beer.
(a short musical interlude)
* <----Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* Never trust a sysop.
* <- After hair club for Tribbles . <- Before hair club.
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Good Tribble =* <- Evil Tribble
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
* <- McCoy Tribble. "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble..uh.."
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribbl*ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!* BOOM!!!!
* <- Tribble <- Tribble bugs
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribbles
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble after a Bud Light
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after 120VAC 60Hz 5A
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble . <- Honey, I shrunk the tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble <- Approximates
* <- Tribble <- Balding Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Dribbles
* <- Tribble <- Fraction Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Hare Krishna Tribbles (You never see just ONE)
* <- Tribble <- Scribbles.
* <- Tribble <- Snake Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after a summer haircut
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble
* <- Tribble <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the dark
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.PAK +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Wendys' Double Tribble sandwich.
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribble
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble */ *********@@@** <- Tribble halftime
* <- Tribble @ ******* ******** <- Tribble football
* <- Tribble <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Anti-tribble
* <- Tribble <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble <- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble <- British Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dagwood Bumstead Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble <- Deep-Sea Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble <- Japanese Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Major General Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Minimized Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Rectangular Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble After a Close Shave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Reproducing
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Rockettes
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Running
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Unrolled
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after a really close shave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after struck by elevator door
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble <- Tribble at a Weight Watchers meeting
* <- Tribble <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble <- Tribble celebrating New Year
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble having Safe Sex
* <- Tribble <- Tribble impaled on huge spear
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in transporter
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on Stilts
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on a Diet
* <- Tribble <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble <- Tribble that didn't make it
* <- Tribble <- Tribble version 0.72
* <- Tribble <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a Wave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.ARC
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.DWC
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.HAP
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS \__/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.SQZ
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) <- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <- Tribble <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble * <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane
* <- Tribble + * <- Four seconds in the growth of a tribble.
* <- Tribble got'ta match? * Tribble refuses.
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised Tribble
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble with a Mohawk
* <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Tribble
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble "*..*" <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears
* <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Borg assimilated Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after being assimilated by the Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble in transporter
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble # - Tribble Assimilated by BORG
* <- Tribble #####@@*# <- Atlanta Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <- Tribble #%*&@ <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble #*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles looking between the shutters
* <- Tribble #~ <- Electrocuted Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
* <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- floating Tribble sign
* <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Tribble-twins
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses
* <- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble boomerang
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble on a bender
* <- Tribble >>>*> <- Steve Martin Tribble
* <- Tribble >< <- Tribble in a vise-grip
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Luke Skywalker Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Tribble in an X-Wing
* <- Tribble >-(_____) <- Tribble winning Sumo match
* <- Tribble >H-(_____) <- Tribble winning Sumo match
* <- Tribble >|< <- Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble <> <- Tribble in a TIE fighter
* <- Tribble <<<* <- Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*>>> <- seaman Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*) <- Staff Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*)) <- Sergeant Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <<<*))) <- Master Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<* <- Corporal Tribble
* <- Tribble <* <- Private Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <*> <- Grinning Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <*< <- Tribble Rubber Chicken
* <- Tribble <*-<*-<*-<*- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Happy Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Inhale * <- Exhale <- Inhale * <- Exhale
* <- Tribble <- Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Major General Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a cloaking device
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles in the dark.
* <- Tribble <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble <-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble <--> <- Darth Tribble in Tie Fighter
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble <censored> <- Very, very horny male Tribble.
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble pilot in a TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with deflector screens
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (*) (*) <- Tribbles with shields up
* <- Tribble (*)**) <- Tribbles with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <- Tribble (____) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
* <- Tribble (side view)
* <- Tribble * U * <- Tribble horseshoes
* <- Tribble * <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* <- Tribble * <- King NepTribble
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles dueling
* <- Tribble * Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* <- Tribble * <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bill ClinTribble playing saxophone
* <- Tribble * <- Black Widow Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bullwinkle Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Captain Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <- Tribble * <- Cross Country Skiing Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Generic Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
* <- Tribble * <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Tribble * <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Rectangular Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Square Tribble o <- Round hole
* <- Tribble * <- Squared Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Top view) * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Escargot
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble at Custer's last stand.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble calling for police
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk (You can tell!)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble having safe sex
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble, the Flying Nun
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. Tribble -> * Tribble -> * * <- Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble. (L&R side views, Top view)
* <- Tribble * <- UHF/VHF Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * * <- Doubbles * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* <- Tribble * * <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribble Olympics: Biathlon
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribbles Meet Bambi
* <- Tribble * * * <- Delta Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
* <- Tribble * * * <- Treble
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribbles with legs
* <- Tribble * * * <- eta Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * <- terrifying flying Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * * * <- Tribble Con.
* <- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* <- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <- Tribble * - <- William the Conquering Tribble with crossbow
* <- Tribble * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble * ====u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble * u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
* <- Tribble *! . <- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <- Tribble *!#*!^*&:-) <- a schizophrenic Tribble
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *$ *$ *$ *$ <- Tribbles leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position
* <- Tribble *> - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble *< *<*<*<*< <- Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, Louie Tribbles
* <- Tribble *< . o o <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble *<*< <- Tribble Olympics: rowing
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *) <- Tribble Smilie
* <- Tribble *)- * <-Tribble hunting Tribbles.
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribbles having Safe Sex (Can't you tell??!!)
* <- Tribble ** <- Young Tribbles in love
* <- Tribble *** <- Treble Tribbles
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble and qagh surprise
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble chain.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble *** <- pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble **** <-- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble ***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
* <- Tribble ****** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter
* <- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute
* <- Tribble ********* <- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble ****************************** <- Tribble reunion
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics, Duelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Aroused Tribble
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery
* <- Tribble *-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- triple Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands
* <- Tribble *--* <- violent Tribbles
* <- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."
* <- Tribble *. <- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/tribblings
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.<- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribbles
* <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribble
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble *.. <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble *.. <-Tribble Droppings
* <- Tribble *..<- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble *.......<- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <- Tribble */ <- Band conductor Tribble
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a sword
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */(***) <- Censored Tribble
* <- Tribble */*/::\ \ <- Tribble Funny Cars drag racing
* <- Tribble */-* <- Tribble sword fight
* <- Tribble *// <- Tribble going skiing
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping small sized hat
* <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed Tribble.
* <- Tribble */~~ <- Tribble dominatrix
* <- Tribble */~~~~~~ <- Tribble motorboat
* <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote
* <- Tribble *2 <- Squared Tribbles
* <- Tribble *8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
* <- Tribble *= <- The Starship Tribbleprise
* <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <- Tribble *D--> <- William Tell Tribble
* <- Tribble *I* am the elder brother, Kern.
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *L. <- Tribble playing golf
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber
* <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ *\\ <- Tribble Olympics: Skiing
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *^^^ <- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear."
* <- Tribble *___*____*_____ <- Tribble Olympics: hurdles
* <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble bowling
* <- Tribble *______________o_____||| <- Tribble candlepin bowling
* <- Tribble *e <- How Quayle spells Tribble
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock
* <- Tribble *o*o- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *|* <- Tribbles playing water volleyball
* <- Tribble *|-------*- <- Jousting Tribbles
* <- Tribble *} - 0 <- Tribble Olympics, Archery
* <- Tribble *} -- | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *} --> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves, with longbow
* <- Tribble *}* <- 2 Tribbles talking on phone
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Born again Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Emaciated Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <- Tribble + <- Tribbles On Drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Wet Tribble
* <- Tribble +++o+++ <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <- Tribble +---*---+ <- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <- Tribble +^+^+^+^+^+^+ <- Thangies
* <- Tribble , <- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble , <- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble ,* <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,** <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Negative Tribble Tribble
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>>>* <- Tribble snagged by comet
* <- Tribble ->I<- <-Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble -<--*-- <- Tribble after sword fight
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble -*- <- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble chain
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble --*-- <- Tribble at Custers last stand
* <- Tribble ------ <- Tribble-kabob
* <- Tribble -|--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble . . . . <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Before hair club for Tribbles * <- After hair club
* <- Tribble . <- Brigadier General Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble . <- General Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Teenage mutant ninja Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble midget
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a crew cut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) . <- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <- Tribble . <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble . <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble .<- Brigadier General Tribble
* <- Tribble .*e <- How Quayle spells "Tribble"
* <- Tribble .. <- Lieutenant General Tribble
* <- Tribble / <- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches
* <- Tribble /\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <- Tribble /\*\ <- Tribble putting on a roof
* <- Tribble /\/\/\/\*//\/\/\/\/\/\ <- Tribble Olympics: moguls
* <- Tribble /| _ *\ <- Tribble K.O. & Tribble in neutral corner
* <- Tribble /| * |\ <- Tribble rope-a-dope
* <- Tribble /~\*[-- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble 0_*__ <- Tribble being sucked into a black hole
* <- Tribble 3 <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble Looking at you
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble :. <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <- Tribble = <- dissected Tribble
* <- Tribble =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- Tribble =*= <- Red Baron Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill
* <- Tribble ===\-+-+-/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning Tribble
* <- Tribble ===|###|*|oo00oo\=== <- Tribble Train going into tunnel
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary
* <- Tribble ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbles
* <- Tribble @ <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble fetus
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on a target range
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble x-ray
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble, as seen by a druggie
* <- Tribble @******+******@ <- Tribble Olympics: Tug o'War
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Macro Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot
* <- Tribble @*o <- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble @n*++------o <- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <- Tribble Alt-21 <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble sandwich
* <- Tribble Duh.
* <- Tribble Gotta match? * Tribble refuses.
* <- Tribble H@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ . _/* _/@H <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble Load"*",8 <- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles on a windy day.
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble Oo*0 <- Tribble in a line-up
* <- Tribble Ryder* <- Mad Tribble Bomber
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in a Transporter
* <- Tribble X< o= o= <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble [+*+] <- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <- Tribble [-*-] <- Tribble on Klingon firing range
* <- Tribble [] <- Mime Tribble trying to get out of box
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Airman Tribble
* <- Tribble \*/ * <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble \*/ |* * * <- Teenage Mutant Tribbles
* <- Tribble \/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning tribble
* <- Tribble \\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <- service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble ]]]]*[[[[ Captain Tribble
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ weightlifting Tribble
* <- Tribble ^.^ <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after unfortunate steam roller accident
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble under an elephant.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Worf's Tribble after not using the litter box.
* <- Tribble _ <- after fight with Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <-Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After fight with Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After visit to Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble Bozo
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet
* <- Tribble _*_______*_ <- Tribble Olympics: High Jump
* <- Tribble _OO O * O___O * O <- 4 racing Tribble Belt Sanders
* <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble after run-in w/ Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's Tribble after not using the litter box
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his qagh
* <- Tribble __ <= A Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <- Tribbles polevaulting
* <- Tribble ___ <- Road Tribble.
* <- Tribble ___------------------* <- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble ____ <- Tribble meets Ford at 65mph
* <- Tribble ______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: ski jump
* <- Tribble _________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble `*' `*' `*' <- Vulcan Tribbles.
* <- Tribble a a a <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble e* Tribble calling for police
* <- Tribble eDD Tribble celebrating New Year
* <- Tribble f f f <- Anti-Tribbles
* <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble k k k <- Hari Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble m m m <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Minimized Tribbles
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <- Tribble o <- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <- Tribble Wool
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble o o o <- Bald Trebles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Minimized Tribbles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard Tribbles
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles after a winter haircut!
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut!
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on drugs.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o o o <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o** <- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
* <- Tribble o*o <- McTribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o*o o*o <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble o-*-o <- Tribble in a Y-Wing
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Trebles on a windy day.
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble oo*o <- Tribblemobile oo*o <- after crash test
* <- Tribble p p p <- dissected Tribbles
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble q q q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble x <- Village people Tribble
* <- Tribble xxx==<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake
* <- Tribble y y y <- Tribbles after a haircut
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-{*} <- Klingon eating Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble caught in a trash compactor
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <- Tribble | <- anorexic Tribble
* <- Tribble | * * o | <- Tribble croquet
* <- Tribble | | | <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble |\|/| <- Big mutant Tribble claw
* <- Tribble |_*_\ |_*_\/_*_| |_*_\ <- Tribble Dodg'em cars
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble
* <- Tribble |_____________________* <- bungee-jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble || <- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <- Tribble }*{ <-Tribble TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble ~#~ <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using a Macintosh!
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble #####-@@*# <- Atlanta Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard Tribbles
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble after sex.
* <- Tribble: Fuzzy ball, born pregnant, and has voracious appetite!
* <- Tribble[space][space]*[space]<-[space]Generic Tribble
* <- tribble * tribble calling for police
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <-- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <-- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <-- tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- tribbles after using Windows
* * * <- Tribbles * <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut
* Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* TLX v4.00 *
* Tribble + : Grain = ***********************
* a good pun is its own reword---
***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
***** <- Tribbles _____ <- no Tribble at all
******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
****************** <- Tribble Orgy
**************************** tribble tagline.
****************************** <- Tribble reunion.
**************************The*Tribble*Tagline************************
*****************Dang*Tribbles******************
***This*tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*******
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH Work! (Please!!!)
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATHWork Damn-it!!!
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
,:-) Same thing...other side
- - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -
- - - S a v e T h e N e w b i e s - - - -
- -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
- -:-) User is a punk rocker
- No Tag Line, Just a Barcode...
- ambulance number of the beast
-<< Blondes. <smirk> Enough said >>-
-=>Quoting Danny Della Paolera to All<=-
-=>Quoting Danny Della Paolera to Myra I Fox<=-
-WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching!.
. <----- Teenage Mutant Ninga Tribbles
.-) User only has one eye
... :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: (recipe in Braille)
.d8 Y8Y 8b. -=The DoLittle 8-)=-
/^\/^\/^\_O_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
3:] Pet smilie
4) Good guys are always good looking.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
8 :-) User is a wizard
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
888 8 888 Star Wars, The Role Playing Game
888b.d8b.d888 Play By E-Mail
8:-) User is a little girl
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:*) User is drunk
:-# User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-)~ User drools
:-* User just ate something sour
:-/ User is skeptical
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
:-: Mutant Smilie
:-? User smokes a pipe
:-C User is reaally bummed
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-Q User is a smoker
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-o Uh oh!
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
:-~) User has a cold
::-) User wears normal glasses
:=) User has two noses
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
=:-) User is a hosehead
AD&D Mistake #2: Insulting an archmage
And the mage draws her two-handed sword. We're in trouble.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music.
Automatic rejection of BBS advertisement taglines.
Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. I will kill your family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy entity.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
Bimbattle-axe: Blonde mother-in-law
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye.
Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.
Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
CUNNILINGUS.....An Irish-American Country-Western singer
Cinderella is the idol of female Capricorns everywhere!
Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
ENEMA.....Someone who is not your friend
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
FROINLEVIN!/Animaniacs
Famous Last Words #18: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
HH>I have 9705 Trek taglines, which includes tribble tags. Are
HH>In case you don't have many Tribble taglines, here is some
Ha! -Simba/Lion King
Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!I love youyou love m..*CHOMP!!!!*
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I duzn't know how I gots here. Cheeeiit....
I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class
I have first amendent righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
I love you, you love <BOOM!!!!!>
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. -Barney Borg
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH>!
I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated!
I'm a Friday's child in a Wednesday's world.
Internal tagline browse function, add/delete/edit taglines.
May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, it will
My name is Jim Taylor. I'm a fool. I carry a badger.
Nahh, real mathematicians do it discretely -- anyone who does it
Never mistake green slime as spilled Jell-o.
Nothing says `I love you' like eternal torture. - Drow Priest
Only God can make a random selection.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something
Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed." - Leia
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
Suggests taglines based on the subject and content of the message!
Tag lines are like cats, you only think you own them.
Tag-X can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
That was *not* manual override. -- Data
The "Tagline Mangler" creates interesting taglines!
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
The Crow The Crow said don't look!!
The bigger they are...the harder they hit.
The only thing the Borg left was Barney.
Vampires do it all night long!
Welcome to Dante's! Which level of Hell will you be visiting today?
What you get when you don't get what you want.
What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Putting the car in park.
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? Five beers.
Windows: Written entirely by blondes.
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
Wonder if blondes prefer gentlemen?
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. -Neil Young
You heard me, Tinker Gnomes have invented Uzis.
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer!
You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?
You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you...
Your blonde roots are showing, dear.
ZS> Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:
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[0mThe [30minvisible [37mrecipe.
[5;32;40mAm I crazy... Or is this recipe blinking?.[0m
[Clove captioned for the ham impaired....]
[Sneak] [Stop] [Sneak] [Snatch] Gotcha! Another recipe!
[This recipe Censored by The Citizens For Decency]
___. ._.. __. ._ _ __ ._. _.__ _._. .__ _ ._ __.(Morse Code recipe)
`88888888888' Game Master and Useless Trivia Guru
fangs, tail, fur...I'm ready for a night in the woods.
is he being a cannibal? I do. -- K'ehlyr.DD
not loaded
|--|On 03/28/96, I saw that Donn Sartain wrote about
!
! <-- Tagpunctuationwithexclamationaryintent
! <- Tribble with a BIG mohawk
! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
! Not on your life !
! Origin: Always know where your towel is. (1:143/207.1)
! said Tom while banging his head.
! yek ecapskcab eht dnuof I ! tsal tA
!! FLASH !! - people are missing computers suspected!
!! TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
!!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!!
!!!! THIS COPY HAS BEEN UNREGISTERED FOR 182981 DAYS !!!!
!!!!! TAGLINE FOR THE HARD OF HEARING !!!!!
!!!!!!! UP THE IRONS !!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!GO LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!CP MBI na ni deppart m'I !pleH
!!!!em sa sdrawkcab sa er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
!!!!hctiws esever eht dnuof I...
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT
!!, groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue.
!!DRIEW eb rehtar d'I ?lamron eb yhW
!!Eliminate legalized theft; abolish Congress !!
!!WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
!!WARNING!! JOLT.CAN found, programmer probably wired.
!!eerreehh ssii 44..11 rreekkaaeerrFF ttxxeeTT
!!evirD draH ym pu kcab nac I woN !!esrever dnuof I
!"Random" taglines
!$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now, where do we land?
!(a+b) = !a * !b =0
!*! !*! <-- Tribbles with snowshoes
!- Maximus 2.02
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of three year old)
!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of two year old)
!?!?oakcac ovo tepo ej ok aP .uderu ejin otsen onvitinife
!@!!~$! %!%@#^!^ -- Time up. NO CARRIER
!@#$& Rats! My finger must have slipped
!ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
!Apathy.
!Are you being served
!Body parts and jokes.
!Books and Book titles
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
!Camelot
!Cannibal
!Children and Teens.
!Clean and cleanliness
!Clothing
!Desufnoc Yrev Si Enilgat Siht
!Evil
!Gimme a beer! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger...
!Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
!I'd love to but....
!NIAGA ,sdrawkcab gnipyt m'I !TI NMAD
!Por Favor, No Rompa Mis Cojones! Gracias!
!SDRAWKCAB si enilgat sihT
!SRAIL era peehS eht ;ti EVORP t'nac uoy ;em WAS ydobon ;TI OD t'ndid I
!SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
!Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce
!TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
!WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded again.
!WARNING! Do not install prior to installation!
!Wh!o wa!lked ac!ross my! t!agline! w!ith mu!dd!y !feet?!
!Who! wal!ked ac!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t?
!Who! wal!ked acc!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t!!
!Who! wal!ked acc!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddyZ
!aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,oN
!aixelsyd evah uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!dab LAER kaerb a deen uoy ,siht daer nac uoy fI
!daeha seil erutuf ruo fo tsoM
!deb ot og ot emit sti, elbuort yna tuohtiw siht daer nac uoy fI
!deciton t'ndah I ,yrroS ?siht ekil daer ot reisae ti sI
!doog er'uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
!edis gnorw eht morf enilgat siht ta gnikool era uoY
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!edis gnorw eht no er'uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!edis gnorw eht no er`uoy ,egassem siht daer nac ouy fI
!edis grorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!egnatrs yrev kool sgniht.
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enif tsuj si gnihtyreve ,yllaer oN
!enilgaT oediV esreveR
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!enilgat cinataS !eraweB
!enilgat si nataS !eraweB
!enilgat siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!ereh fo tuo em teg ydobemoS .rotinom eht ni m'I !pleH
!ereh yas ot diputs gnihtyna fo kniht t'ndluoc I
!evirD-draH ym pu kcab nac I woN !!esrever dnuof I
!evitcepsrep gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool er'uoY
!evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL
!gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihtoN
!hctiws esrever eht dnuof I !yeH
!knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD
!knoH if you understand Lexdysia...
!knoH know if you understand do Lexdysia...
!laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!lanoisseforP X-gaT esU !nuF evaH !gnuoY eB
!llaW ehT ffO ,rorriM ,rorriM
!miJ ,daed s'eH
!nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
!neercs eht fo kcab eht morf skool enilgat a woh si siht...
!neercs srotinom sretupmoc ruoy dniheb kcuts m'I pleH
!noitacideM deen I os ,kO
!noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!nwod edispu si enilgat sihT
!retupmoc eht fo edisni deppart m`I !pleH
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!rorrim a teG !kciuQ
!rorrim a teG !kciuQ
!rotinoM siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!rotinom ruoy edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa tnemnrevoG eruceS dna efaS troppuS I
!sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa-tnemnrevog troppus I
!sdrawkcaB si enilgaT sihT
!sdrawkcab elttil a m'I yas elpoep emoS
!seinnep ni llib cirtcele ruoy yaP
!senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW
!si gnitirw rehto lla ,sdrawkcab t'nsi enilgat sihT
!sretirw enilgat cixelsyd fo eraweB
!srorrim htiw enod lla s'tI
!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT
!teem sdne ekam ot sekat ti tahw tog s'ehS ... suoregnad s'ehS
!thgir er'uoy ,wonk uoY
!ti ezimodnar :seye gniyrp morf atad tcetorP
!ti tner uoy ,reeb yub tnod uoY
!tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ
!uoy knaht ,enif tsuj gniod m'I
!won etal oot s'ti ,rehtob t'noD
!yaD yM neeB toN saH
!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA notnilC ehT
!yrgnUh em GnIKam Si SIhT Fo llA
!ywercs elttil a og sgniht semitemoS
!{] Hard drives have gremlins! BEWARE!!.
!{] HeyThsythsopths are NOT wimpths...! .
!{] Hows that for briefity? (ish)..
!{] I must be brief, I'm going to explode soon..
!{] No please don't get up -- I'm finished..
!{] What? That was my life? Don't I get a 2nd chance?.
!{] .,.+,+.,.+,.,+.,+.,,+.,..+..,,.Tagline Graves
!{] I don't create bulk taglines, I make 'em interestin
!{] When the land cooled, there were many taglines
# <- Macintosh _ <- Macintosh when I'M done with it.
# <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
# <--- electrocuted tribble
# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
# - Tribble after Borg assimilation.
# 02: Get a good spell checker.
# 1: Apply butt to chair and fingers to keyboard.
# 2: Get a good spell checker.
# 3: TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS SHOUTING!!! (Cool it.)
# 4: Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do y'all do here?"
# 5: Discover off-line readers.
# 6: Remember which conference you are in.
# 7: Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topicbut"
# 8: The *stupid* question is the one unasked.
# 9: We're born with *sex*; everything else must be *LEARNED*.
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000
# of Vulcans needed to replace a light bulb? Precisely 1.000000
# oh boy..tHe trOubLe thAT results wheN yoU pOst ONE hArMlEsS tAGFILe. #
## I found my Trill On Daxberry hill ##
### Borg tagline
##### <-- Scratch & Sniff.
##### -- Scratch & Sniff.
##### can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.
####### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize!
####### ------Scratch off to reveal your prize!
######## In Stereo Where Available ########
######## EMT'S - The Bondage Experts!!! ########
######## IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ########
######## In C I N E M A S C O P E with BlueWave ########
########### <------ Tagline Lotto: Scratch off to reveal your prize.
########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
########### ------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
############## Finish Line ################
############## BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) ##############
############## OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
############### $$ WholeSale Long Distance Reseller $$ ################
################ I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!! ################
################# <==== Scratch here to reveal your prize.
################# ==== Scratch here to reveal your prize.
####################### Transmission Terminated #######################
#########---* Watch it! I've got Dynamite and I KNOW how to use it!
####*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
####Your Normally Politically In-Correct Tagline Has Been Deleted!####
###++ERE |s ++o grav|+y. +++S Sar###++ s++c#<s.
##*#####*##+SQm#T*##g is eating my taglines.
#$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now, where do we land?
#$%^&^* Keyboard! Where's that hammer?!?!
#$%fkgheopps......."Hey, get the Kat off the keyboard!!"
#$^!* NO CARRIER "Great! Now where do I land this modem???"
#$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#%$@! NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers
#%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land???
#'M ST#P#D "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."
#*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
#*#*# TAGLINE CLOSED FOR MAJOR REDEVELOPMENT WORKS #*#*#
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* Yellow Brick Road
#*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER
#*(%#)<@<#%NO CARRIER
#*/+~@!! My Inner Child Just Threw Up!
#*DHey cat! <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
#+mdJ = ca | u++#?+# <--- OOPS! My buffer barfed!
#-) from someone who partied all night
#-Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk-#
#048: "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
#1 Hydro Song: Hertz so Good...
#1 in the "don't bother" catagory.
#1 in the don't bother catagory.
#1 in the don't bother category.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
#1 on BORG Hit ParadeWe all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 reason that Ziggy can't bring Sam back: Al installed Windows95.
#1> Once you have their money, never give it back.
#10 Greed is eternal.
#10 TERROR SQUAD
#103> Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)
#1089 REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q)
#109> Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#10: *Flaming* doesn't make for *understanding*.
#10: Greed is dead.
#112: "Never have sex with the boss's sister."
#117: "You can't free a fish from water."
#11: The other person has another point of view. Read carefully.
#12: Don't like what you're seeing? Press "ENTER/RETURN" for relief.
#1303, Power NOT on!!
#139> Wives serve, Brothers inherit.
#13: I love my country; the other fellow loves his! No *bashing*!
#14: Admit to a mistake; apologize; then move on. :-)
#15: Download your mail regularly; keep in contact with your buds.
#16> A deal is a deal.
#16: Watch YOUR spelling, but don't worry the other guy about his.
#17: Be nice to the person using English as a *second* language.
#18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
#18: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#18: Find out how to do FIDO Email if at all possible.
#18: RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
#19: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#19: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#19: RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
#1E0+=|>fcd}85^7@jxz*7"[=}}+_..My modem is speaking in tongues again.
#20: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#20: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#20: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#21> Never place friendship above profit.
#218: "Always know what you're buying."
#21: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#21: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#21: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#22 of Taglines To collect and love
#22> A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
#223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox
#22: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#22: Murphy's Law: "If something CAN go wrong, it WILL!"
#22: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#23: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#23: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#23: Want to curse and *flame*? Take it to the Internet!!
#24: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#25: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#25: Fear makes a good business partner.
#26: Want to curse and *flame*? Take it to the Internet!!
#28 Davey Allison 1961 - 1993
#285 No good deed goes unpunished.
#285: No good deed ever goes unpunished. (Collaborator)
#29: Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know.
#31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
#33> It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#34 War is good for business.
#342245 - This tagline is serial numbered to prevent theft.
#342245 - This tagline numbered to prevent theft.
#47> Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#57: Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them. (Armageddon
#59 Free advice is seldom cheap.
#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#6> Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#62> The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
#7 Keep your ears open.
#7 Alan Kulwicki 1954 - 1993 Winston Cup Champion 1992
#7> Always keep your ears open.
#858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
#9> Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
#:-) <: - Snake stalking person.
#? > [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
#@!?> NO CARRIER...
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl ... Hey, get the Cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get that cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk Hey! Get that cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljklkl Hey, get that cat off my keyboard!
#@^*&%*&(*$%*&*&*(&$%(*#*&$()(@ cat - Darkwood
#AN# has been caught stealing taglines again.
#T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#I#N#E#!#
#T#H#I#S##I#S##A##T#A#G#L#I#N#E##I#N##D#I#S#G#U#I#S#E#
#TN# Wa Nin Chee Goo Yja Wetching Tri Whynin E Oh Ska.
#TN# is here. The Force is with him.
#TN# was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
#TN#'s just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
#TN#'s the brains sweetheart!
#TN#, I'll pay you because it's my pleasure.
#TN#, get us out of here!
#TN#, my boywhy did you have to fry poor Greedo like that?
#TN#, ou are part of the Rebel Allianceand a traitor!
#TN#, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans...
#TN#, were gonna have company!
#TN#, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
#TN#. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon.
#TN#? What makes you think so?
#TN#? #TN# where are you?!
#TN#Jedi Knight!
#define 0x32 0x07
#define CHANGE TRUE
#define FALSE TRUE
#define ME CRAZY
#define OFF ON
#define ON OFF
#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.
#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) /* -- Shakespeare. */
#define QUESTION {(2b II !2b)} -- Shakespeare
#define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare
#define ROSE any_other_name
#define ROUND_ONE _FIGHT
#define TRUE FALSE
#define VGAHI CGAC0
#define _TURBOC _MSC
#define class union
#define far near
#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I?
#define getch( system("FORMAT C:"
#define int bool
#define long char
#define main Main
#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define main myfunc
#define scanf printf
#define signal abort
#define stdout stderr
#define struct union
#define struct union /* great space saver */
#define sysop GOD #define reality NULL
#define while if
#define while(x) if(x)
#h#~ #~ #### m###M ## ###gs
#include <clue.h>
#include <disclaimer.h>
#include <disclaimer/favourite>
#include <funny_sig.h>
#include <joltcola.h>
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline.h>
#include <std.disclaimer.h>
#include <std.disclaimer>
#include <std_disclaimer.h>
#include <stddisclaimer.h>
#include <taglines.h>
#include SWEEPING_GENERALITY.h
#include clue.h
#include disclaimer.h
#include disclaimer/favourite
#include joltcola.h
#include mandatory_cute_tagline
#include std.disclaimer.h
#include taglines.h
#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"
$ WHO is John Galt? $
$ $ d dg$. Any questions?
$ $ $ $ <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
$ In God we trust, all others pay cash.
$ is the // of all Unix.
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$ not found (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy
$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankruptcy?
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy?
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, G)et cash from charge?
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankruptcy?
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
$ not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
$#&#%*(&)(^$$#%^$.....ohhh sorry - no speaka de ASCII !
$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now where do we land?
$$ A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor $$
$$ PATTON EXCHANGE LETTER $$
$$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
$$$ Please ask your SYSOP to register this message $$$
$$$ not found - A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$ not found -- (A)bort (R)efinance (B)ankrupt
$$$ not found -- (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare Bankrupcy
$$$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare Bankrupcy
$$$ not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance (F)ile Bankruptcy
$$$ not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$.$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, B)ankruptcy?
$0063 bottles of beer on the wall...
$1,000,000 GUARANTEED! Call this number now 1-800-572-
$1,000,000 Guaranteed! Call this number now! 1-800-572-
$1,000,000 Guaranteed! Call 1-800-572- @)&!#$* NO CARRIER
$1000 Reward for Finding This Man: @N@.
$1000 reward for finding him, dead or alive.
$1000 reward for finding this man:
$1000. reward (check) for my lost $500. (cash)
$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown? - Tom
$2.75. Cheap -Alfred E. Neuman
$20 a month covers all this, and time limitations are non-existant!!!
$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?
$200 of sand inside (tm).
$25,000 Reward! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?
$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President! -Ernest Stalvo Perot
$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink. - Hawkeye
$3.95 per minute - must be 18
$33 a year more in Clinton gas tax, your mileage may vary.
$400. Do I hear $500? asked the auctioneer morbidly.
$5 Tagline observation fee. Please remit today.
$5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.
$50 for the person who finds my stolen tagline.
$50... who wouldn't be interested in $50?- Emmet Otter's mum
$636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
$636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
$636.95 -- The Number of the Beast at Sam's Discount Warehouse.
$665.95 - retail beast price
$705.96: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
$717.06 - beast plus 8% tax
$717.06 - beast plus 8% GST
$717.06 - beast plus 8% tax
$717.06: Beast plus 8% sales tax.
$719.28: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
$765.90 - beast plus 15% gratuity
$@#%&$!@#% (Tagline vanishes)
$A...@...>HELP<z....L;* ...NO CARRIER
$HOME = /dev/null.
$HOME sweet $HOME.
$HOME: My home away from home
$PATH = (Follow;The;Yellow;Brick;Road;)
$^] Donald Trump.
$sv WH BTHR(
$ubliminal tagline. $end money.
% <- Tribble undergoing mitosis.
% <- Tribble teeter-totter
% <- Tribble neighbors.
% <-- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence.
%#&*@! ---- just more graffiti to detract from this message.
%$#@*! said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane.
%$#^@#" NO CARRIER "Toto, don't think were online anymore."
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%>STONE TEMPLE PILOT TAGLINES (STP.TAG) ......133
%+{ from the loser of a fight
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
%-) staring at terminal too long
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-) Person submitting has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours.
%-------------X=EX Happy Holidays To All XE=X-------------%
%-6 User is brain dead.
%-\ from someone hungover
%-{ sad variation.
%-} humor variation.
%BW Tags
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory; VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears
%DCL-W-SOFTONEDGEDONTPUSH, Software On Edge - Don't Push.
%NOTES-F-STUPERNAM, personal name too stupid to print.
%SYSTEM-F-ANARCHISM, The operating system has been overthrown
%TAGLINE%
%{ 1 fish, %{ 2 fish, %{ red fish, %{ blue fish
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
& :======= -Snake stalking ampersand
& finallyif `ya don't like the weatherMOVE!
&%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"
&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII.
&TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeT1stToStart..
&TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeThe1stToStart..
&^*$%#@!?>(&anks for hanging up the phone, dear!
&^*%%#$! This message censored by the God Squad.
> <- Cloaked Tagline
> Skippy <LOL!!>
> ^^^^^^^^ <= This version by Ron Janorkar's evil twin,
> > > > > > >Nobody has been quoted in this tagline
> * Origin: H-E-B BBS Help!!! get me out of here!!! (1:130/901)
> GC> (as I didn't know how to FIDO Email). So, what did you
> GC> **DEAD, DEATH, DIED 162 Taglines**
> GC> Blondes DO IT with a thermos.
> GC> I do have FIDO NetMail, and Internet EMail; your choice!
> Out of Taglines, Please Order More <
> Out of recipes, Please Order More <
> Polytheism, n.: The belief in a Divine Parrot. <
> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this.
>###CROW (Movie & Comic Book) *NEW* Jack Butler 133
>> A moderator of Taglines.
>> Ankh if you love Isis <<
>> BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
>> Don't argue - I'm from Eastern Europe << ...
>> From 0 to light speed in 6.1 seconds <<
>> I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me. <<
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
>> Will Rogers never met a lawyer
>>#'M ST#P#D<< "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."
>>> Continued for the sake of boring you to death.
>>> Continued from previous message
>>> Continued to next conference
>>> Continued to next message
>>> Continued to previous message
>>> Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
>>> FRESH FROM THE FUNNIES* <<<
>>> Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
>>> Insert Clever Tagline Here <<<
>>> Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. <<<
>>> Part 11 of 13...
>>> Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed <<<
>>> TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! <<<
>>> Thank you, to those who reply, in advance. <<<
>>> Think! <<< While it's still legal!
>>> WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
>>> Why is it that the best taglines are just a little too lo
>>> You need to be at least 10% smarter than the equipment.
>>> _'M ST_P_D <<< "Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O'..."
>>>> IBM = (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable <<<<
>>>>> ======= IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE ======= <<<<<.
>>>>> Guns Don't Kill People. Mailreaders Kill People! <<<<<
>>>>> I'm telling you, liberals are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<
>>>>> I'm telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<
>>>>> What It Is The Was Of What Will Be. <<<<<
>>>>>> ============IGNORE EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE ========== <<<<<<
>>>>>> Real Tagline Power Users Abuse Tag-X Pro! >>>>>>
>>>>>> Rock and Roll is not a crime! <<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>> Police tagline. Do not cross. <<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S N A G !! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>zip it up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Adventure? Excitement? Natch! I'm Modeming.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE.....See?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Captain Southwell, we've just <*THUD*> landed!<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>S>P>A>M>I<S<G<O<D<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>Go on, be yourself! There isn't anyone better qualified.<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>I am NOT addicted. I just use the Modem all the time!<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE.....See?<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>......Myra I Fox - The Tagline Princess From Tennessee!.....<<<<<<
>>>>>>Myra I Fox - The Tagline Princess From Tennessee!..<<<<<<
>>>>>-----> Pikard/Riker '96 <-----<<<<<
>>>-- The information went data way ----->
>>>---taglines pierced while you wait---|>
>>>Caution! Blind Skateboarder Crossing!<<<
>>>Computer Error<<< Ram ran off with ewe
>>>I feel much better since I gave up hope.
>>>Tagline censored by Jesse Helms<<<<
>>>WARNING: Twit Filter Full. Delete Conference?
>><< >><< Bugs... What Bugs? >><< >><<
>>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>>DING!<< >>DING!<< There's your two points! :)
>>Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
>>Life's a bitch, then one moves in with you<<
>>PANON BBS<< 021/25-119 ; 021/52-739 0-24 14400!
>>Religious discussion is shoptalk carried to a higher power!<<
>>Run Time Error 485728403 SysOp Obviously Crazy<<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
>>Tagline Deleted By Florida Censors<<
>>Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
>>insert handle/name here<< GETS A COLD, PHLEGM AT 11!
>*< <- Luke Skywalker Tribble in his X-Wing Fighter
>*< <-- Sheridan Tribble in his Starfury.
>*< <-- Tribble in his Starfury.
>---- Stealth Tagline.
>... Bluewave gets my mail, keeps me safe from the twits and flames!
>... But it was over when the Sysop had a plan
>... Just another withdrawal from the insanity bank ....
>:>) User has a big nose
>:-> leer
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>:-< mad
>:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah
>:^[-B Girlfriend's mad at me.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>=<)))('> Something smells like fish! <'}{{{>=<
>=o] >Q=oP >*=o] <-- Warner Sibs Family Portrait.
>BEEP< You have an incoming phone call... +++ ATH
>Coming soon to your FidoNetmail box...
>DING!< Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.
>DING!< Tasty recipe found, initiating snagging sequence.
>DING!< Thank you, that's it.
>FOOM!< Said the dragon.
>Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
>Gary :Buchanan: Storm trooper for g0D!
>Gary :Headline: Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
>Gary :I hope you'll like these ... <G>
>I'll see what I can dig up for you. Later!!
>SLAP< Wake up, you're dreaming again!
>Say good night Gary. Good night Gary!
>Sigh< You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
>Splut< Umm. Were you very fond of that cat?
>THUMP< OWWW! Who turned the gravity on?!
>Thanks Gary...Enjoyed them. If you need anything, let me know and
>The foregoing does not necessarily reflect the views of the *Tagline
>This tagl ineh asto oman yfou rlet terw ords.
>Wednesday, 03/27/96 at 10:18:43...
>Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?
>beedeep< "Tuvok to Kim - Don't be a smartass"
>beep< - Error 211: Tagline printer - offline.
>beep< - Error 213: Tagline printer out of paper.
>ov++h+n AC*hanks for hanging up, dear.
>sniff< You didn't put a single tagline in your message. >sniff<
>thud< "Message for you sir..."
< The information went data way >
< ?Que? >
< Caution: naughty bits follow... 101001100011101 >
< Insert Politically Incorrect Tagline Here >
< Registered with a Rubber Check!
< Tagline removed to avoid embarassment. >
< Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? >
< bad recipe removed to avoid embarrassment. >
< comes from > gozinta -Computer Jargon v2.9.12
< dated drug humor tagline deleted >
<%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish
<> Barney loves to grin
<>>>>>>>>>>>> BBS NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<><><><><>Quality Taglines For Sale - First Come First Serve<><><><>.
<>:{(} Lt. Worf.
<< (Tagline cloked)
<< * * * Politically Incorrect Tagline Deleted * * * >>
<< Bill Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal >>
<< CENSORED >>
<< Insert really bad pun here. >>
<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
<< Politically Incorrect Tagline Deleted! >>
<< Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! >>
<< Politically Un-Correct Tagline Deleted! >>
<< Reduce - Recycle - Re-use >>
<< Registration number coming soon! >>
<< Trek DUP 'REALITY' RCL SAME NOT <<'REALITY' STO>> IFT >>
<< create DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >> << recreate DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >>
<< place Tagline here >>
<<>> <<>> <<>> <<>> Designer Tagline II! <<>> <<>> <<>> <<>> <<>>
<<< (c) Copyright 1995 by AOL SUCKS, INC. All rights Reserved. >>>
<<< General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh! >>>
<<< Tagline Stolen By Nat'l Endowment for the Arts >>>
<<< Tagline deleted by Nat'l Endowment for the Arts >>>
<<< Tagline deleted by National Endowment for the Arts >>>
<<< Tagline deleted by Senator Thurmond >>>
<<< Tagline prohibited by law >>>
<<< This is no test - repeat, this is no test >>>
<<< Why is this here? >>>
<<<< First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
<<<< IN SEARCH OF THE LAST VIRGIN >>>>
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
<<<<< Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet? >>>>
<<<<< In God we trust. All other must use the callback verifier. >>>>>
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2....I promise!!!! >>>>>>>
<<<<<<< Politically Incorrect - Tagline Deleted! >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<< Goody Two Shoes is a great song, Tom said adamantly. >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<< are compuTeR ViruSes CybERnetic orGanISMs? >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :-[ User is a Vampire. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<NEW YORK RANGERS, STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<IN STEREO - WHERE AVAILABLE>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE>>>>>>
<<<<<Don't panic.. it's only a virus>>>>>
<<<<BOOOOO....HISSSSSS>>>>!
<<<* <- Sergent Tribble
<<<*) <- Staff Sergent Tribble
<<<*)) <- Sergent Tribble First Class
<<<*))) <- Master Sergent Tribble
<<<:-{ Worf (never smiles anyways, so he's a bad smiley)
<<<DEADLY NINJA THROWING TAGLINE>>>
<<<TAGLINE ERROR>>> Report to tech support
<<<This message has God's seal of approval>>>
<<<cloaked tagline>>>
<<<harddrive is down and the sexdrive is operational!
<<<recipe ERROR>>> Report to tech support.
<<* <- Corpral Tribble
<<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button!
<<--- this box opens into another universe.
<<---- THIS SPACE FOR SALE ---->> Enquire below.
<<----- The information went data way ----->>
<<@@Come Visit With The *Tagline Addict* Over in CompAddicts!@@>>
<<@@Don't Stop Here; There's More To Come From The *Tagline Addict*@@>>
<<@This Completes Your Request To The *Tagline Addict*@>>
<<Don't Stop Here; There's More To Come From The *Taglines Addict*>>
<<Insert inevitable trivial witticism>>
<<Ka-BLAMM! Whatever that was, I hope it was on our side!
<<Power Windows! Windows, OS/2, MIDI, News>>
<<Tagline Censored By Jesse Helms>>
<<Tagline moved to upper memory>>, press <Esc> to continue.
<<The Atomic Bomber>> Coming Soon to a Holocaust Near YOU!
<<achoo>> Every damned time! - Kit O'Brady
<<brain swapped to disk>>
<<recipe moved to upper memory>>, press <Esc> to continue.
<* <- Private Tribble First Class
<* BOEM! *> Intel Outside.
<* BOOM! *> Intel Outside.
<*> <- Tribble with shields up
<*> This is a virtual tagline. (tm) <*>
<******> Football smiley.
<**B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid!
<*-<*-<*-<*- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
<*Ice rocks hit the hull*> "Captain, we are being hailed."
<*Sheesh*> ... I've got critters like that, too! ... <g>
<*bending pop-can tab over a penny*> Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
<*ding*> One dead unjugged rabbit fish later...
<*fwump*> "Message for you, sir!" <*thud*> -- Concorde
<*sigh*> What a senseless waste of human life.
<*singing*> "It's the little first lady with megalomania..."
<*singing*> I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney!
<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
<- *Generic Tagline*
<- Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release?
<- CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
<- Cloaked Tagline
<- Does yours have one of these?
<- Get this version, Jeff!
<- Get this version, Lori!
<- Get this version, Orville!
<- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
<- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
<- Poor little misplaced decimal points.
<- Scratch Here For Your Instant Tagline Prize!
<- Stealth Tribble
<- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again!
<- The sexy sports car of offline readers.
<- Watch this space for progress, Seeker!
<- Watch this space for progress, Tawna!
<- Wook! Tagwine twacks!
<- You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH! ---
<- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
<-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE figher
<-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
<-*-<-- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kabob.
<-- Above indicates the length limit (57 characters) --->
<-- Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release?
<-- Check it out! Offline eXpress! Registered? :-)
<-- It's simply too wonderful for words!
<-- Look MOM I registered It.
<-- Look! It's registered!
<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire.
<-- Paid for! But the Vapor Disk is still out there.
<-- Please put complaints in this box. Write legibly.
<-- Put complaints in this box.
<-- Registered with a Rubber Check!
<-- Registered with beads and trinkets.
<-- Romulan Tagline (Cloaked).
<-- SOLD!
<-- Scratch here for your Instant Tagline Prize
<-- Stealth Tagline
<-- Tagline abducted by aliens!
<-- Tagline management will never be the same again!
<-- This registration paid for with sexual favors.
<-- What, I ran out of memorized taglines, ok? <G>
<-- Why the funny square?
<-- YOU ARE HERE (Total Perspective Vortex)
<-- and to the left, some more advertising you just love.
<--- The BBS your mother warned you about.
<--- Clinton, prosperity ---->
<--- Grains Of Salt. Add a pinch to the above recipe.
<--- Look MaI'm registered!
<--- Registered since 9/90 (He who hesitates has lost)
<--- This tagline confiscated by the administration.
<--- Why does every tagline start with a Tribble?
<--- Wook! Tagwine Twacks!
<--- cloaked tribble
<---- Waste of 29 characters
<----- TRIBBLE ,<----- TRIBBLE.ZIP .<----- TRIBBLE.LZH
<----- The information went data way ----->
<-------- The information went data way -------->
<------------ The Data Stream Went Thataway ------------>
<------------ The information went data way ------------>
<------------- Space for SALE! ------------>
<------------------- The file went data way.
<------------------- The information went data way ----------------->
<---------------------- It went dat'a way. -------------------->
<------------------------------Stealth Tagline.
<------------------This space for Rent------------------>
<------------The data stream went thataway!------------->
<-----------Clinton Truth------------->
<--------The information went data way-------->
<---Clinton ------------------------------Prosperity--->
<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
<---Oh yeah? well take this!
<---The data stream went thataway!----->
<---Wook! Tagwine Twacks!
<-Stealth Tagline
<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
<-o-> <-o-> <-o-> TIE Interceptors on your six! <-o-> <-o-> <-o->
<: <: <: <: <: <: <: <: <: <: KIDDING! :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :>
<:-) Highly decorated soldier.
<:-) for dumb questions.
<:-I User is a dunce
<:I dunce
<==============Moderator at Work================>
<==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
<=MINDLEVEL=> THIS is a configuration of units of energy.
<@#$%> And up pops a TEST!!! *AARRGGHH*
<@@This Completes This T*R*A*N*S*M*I*T*T*A*L By The *Tagline Addict*@@>
<A>bort <R>etry <T>hrow Computer across the room.
<A>bort <R>etry <C>reate a holographic image
<A>bort <R>etry <D>ynamite
<A>bort <R>etry <F>ail <S>how furry GIF.
<A>bort <R>etry <H>oney, get my .45
<A>bort <R>etry <I>nfluence with large hammer
<A>bort <R>etry <N>uke It!!!!!!!!!
<A>bort <R>etry <S>elf destruct 30 sec.
<A>bort <R>etry <S>ell it
<A>bort <R>etry <T>oss computer across room
<A>bort <R>etry <W>hat the f-ck happened????
<A>bort, <R>etry, <C>ry?
<A>bort, <R>etry, <F>ire for effect
<A>bort, <R>etry, <I>gnore, <M>eltdown
<A>bort, <R>etry, <P>retend this never happened ...
<AITOB> = Audible Intake Of Breath
<ANY> key? Where did they stick THAT one?
<B*O*O*M*>... Ooop's... We're going to need another Timmy...!
<B*O*O*M*>....Ooop's...We're going to need another Kes!....
<BAM!!! This is the Tagline Police!! Everybody FREEZE!!!
<BAM!!!> This is the *TagSquad*!! Everybody FREEZE!!! <BAM!!!>
<BAM> "In fact, I'm damn cranky!" <BAM> - Garibaldi
<BAP!>"Jeez! What was that for?" "It doesn't matter--it's in the past."
<BEEP!> Odo-Scan Warning: Quark detected, Slime? [Y/n]
<BEEP> You have an incoming phone call +++ ATH
<BLAM!> "Anybody else wanna LIMP?"
<BOING! BOING! BOING!> Jumping WHO on a pogo stick?
<BOOM!> "Trouble!" "How perceptive, Betsy. We noticed!"
<BOOM!> ACME Exploding Tagline...5....4....3...<BOOM!>.. Actually, if
<BOOM!> ACME Exploding Tagline...5....4....3...<BOOM!>...2...1...
<BOOM> "I hope there was nobody on that bus..." - Sam
<BOOM> That dog's dead! !@#$**%$* NO TERRIER
<BOOM><BOOM><BOOM><BOOM> Nitroglycerin on keys
<BUZZ!> "The answer." -- Yakko
<Bronx cheer at lich> "Hey! What level *is* our cleric, anyway?"
<CHOMP> chew chew <spting> <spting> <GULP> - "Taglines assimilated."
<CHOMP> chew chew <spting> <spting> <GULP> - Recipes being snagged.
<CLA }/ NO CARRIER
<CLANG> Bring out your dead...<CLANG> Bring out your dead...
<CLINK> <CLINK> Two cents deposited. ;)
<CLINK>! <CLINK>! Two cents deposited. ;)
<CNTL>-<ALT>-<DEL> for next message...
<CRASH> <THUMP> ...It's WORF, not WOOF!
<CRUNCH> "Ohhh, Barney's eating the kids again!!!"
<CTRL> <ALT> <DEL> TO VIEW NEXT MESSAGE <END OF FILE MARKER>
<CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL> to continue...
<Calvin> Dad, what makes the wind? <dad> Trees sneezing.
<Commercial Accounts utilize AT&T's network, Residential uses WILTEL>
<Confucius>
<Crash! Boom! Sizzle!> Looks like the Voyager hit Tagline Manager...
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to download 3000 funny taglines.
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read next message
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
<Ctrl>-<Alt>-<Del>: three-finger-salute reboot.
<DIALTONE>..<DIALING>..<RING>..<BEEP>..CONNECT 300..<CLICK!>..<DIALTONE>
<Ding!> "Noah!" "WHAT? Whaddaya want?"
<Drinking>....Hmmmm, that tastes funny.
<ENTER>!!! The _BEST_ twit filter ever invented.
<ERROR #57> Please report this error to recipe support.
<ERROR #57> Please report this error to tagline support.
<F6> - Add Tagline
<FLAP> OINK <FLAP> OINK <FLAP> OINK <FLAP> OINK <FLAP> OINK
<FLASH!> What the f*ck was that? Mayor of Hiroshima, Aug 6, 1945.
<Famous Last words> I'll try to Charm the Medusa!
<Fido burps in background and wags his tail>
<Fireball> "DIE!!!" >Fizzle< "Um, ahem... please?"
<Fweeeet!> Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down!
<G D & +++ATH0 %... NO CARRIER ATDT911>
<G, D & Acquiring Guard Dog>
<G, D & CTRL-ALT-DELETING #~... NO CARRIER
<G, D & De-Selecting Conference>
<G, D & Getting Sex Change Operation (Would you hit a lady?)>
<G, D & Hoping to heck Scotty has my coordinates!>
<G, D & Insisting that it was really my SysOp who entered that messageCh
<G, D & Installing C on Computer>
<G, D & Reaching for Fire Extinguisher>
<G, Reading Love Poetry & Ducking a Lot>
<GASP!> It's the four elephants of the apocalypse! - Ned Flanders
<GULP!>
<Heh!> I pass. I exclude foreign (or dead) language Tags.
<Heh!> That's a Tagline!
<Heh>, But I really am a *terrible* poet...
<Heh, heh> Do ya know somebody who talked about Dot Warner??
<I>diot's <B>ewilderment <M>achines
<I>diotic <B>ull <M>eter
<I>n a <B>efuddled <M>anner
<I>nferior, <B>ut <M>arketable
<I>nstalled <B>y <M>asochists
<I>nvoluntary <B>owel <M>ovement
<Ice hits the hull> "Captain, we are being hailed."
<Insert Profound Metaphysical Tagline Here>
<Insert Your Own Cooking Joke Here>
<Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here>
<Insert favorite indecipherable James Brown lyric here.>
<Insert your favorite indecipherable James Brown lyric here)
<Inster Your Own Windows Joke Here>
<Juan.Espada@54.sunshine.com>
<KABOOM!> "I think I'll go chat with my *former* alchemist!" -- Kask
<KISS!> "That was for saving my cat." -- Catwoman, BTAS
<Klingon computer>: Strike any user when ready...
<L>eech files <C>omplain to Sysop <D>rop Carrier
<LOL!!> ((I know; I know; "It's only a hobby!"))
<LOL!> Much truth in Taglines!
<Looking down> <*grin*> What *kind* of weapon, Dave?
<Mumble> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed....
<NEWSFLASH> Holographic Doctor Catches Virus
<PANT <PANT I see why Jack has a maximum request.
<PROGRAM> ::= Do What I Want
<Perverts -R- Us>
<Pinch> Damn! Not a dream.
<Poik poik> I wish you'd stop that. <poik poik> )WHAP!(
<Ptooey> Ding! - Tom
<Puff> <puff> Thanks for the taglines!
<RING>...CONNECT 300...<CLICK!>
<ROTF> Rolling On The Floor
<ROTFL> Rolling On The Floor Laughing
<ROTFLMAO> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My [A] Off
<Ring> <Ring> "Hello? Hello? THE BBS IS DOWN, GODDAMMIT!"
<SCREAM> "He jumped in with me!" -- Maj. Hoolihan
<SCREAM> It's the Windows Beast come to get me!
<SG> Sheepish Grin
<SHIFT>... <TAB>... <ALT>... <CTRL>... HIKE!
<SLAP!> Wake up, you're dreaming again!
<SLAP> HANDS OFF! ... You're not stealing this one!
<SLUUURRP> "Who wanted the donuts without jelly?"
<SLUUURRRP> "Who wanted the donuts without jelly?"
<SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
<SNICKER!!>....You have quite an imagination, #AF#!
<SNICKER!!>....You have quite an imagination, Cal!
<SNICKER!!>....You have quite an imagination, Clint!.
<SNICKER!!>.You have quite an imagination, Cal!
<SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& <NO CARRIER>
<Search Master File for {;}>
<Shift> <Return> ??? I can't even find the clutch!
<Shift><Return>? I can't even find the clutch!
<Sigh> I get that reaction a lot.
<Sigh> The news _can't_ be good!
<Sigh> We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.
<Sigh> You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read 'em.
<Sigh> You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
<Sigh> You can lead newbies to RULZ, but you can't make 'em read 'em.
<Sigh>... You can lead a user to DOCs but you can't make 'em read 'em.
<Singing> I believe in magic......
<Slice> <Slice> <BANG> <BANG> Barney's dead!
<Sorry this Tagline was spoiled for us, Lorelei. My FIDO Sysop uses
<Sssssssssssssssssss>...."Winona ! Please.....not NOW !"
<THUMP> OWWW!!! Who turned the gravity on?!
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<Tap> "Odo to Ops." <Tap> "Ops?" <Tap Tap Tap Tap> - Odo
<This Echo gets stranger and stranger.. Oh, that's Myra. Sorry...>
<This Echo gets stranger and stranger.. Oh, that's me. Sorry...>
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<Thud> ROTFLSHISTC.... Gag! Choke! Cough! Sputter!
<VORTEX> Hasta LaVista Baby!
<VXXXXV> T.Rex grins at Barney <AVAVAVA> Chomp!
<VvvvvV> grin of kzinti getting ready to leap.
<W>indows <I>cons <M>ice <P>ointers <S>heesh
<W>indows <I>cons <M>ice <R>ointers ... <S>heesh
<WARNING Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
<WHACK> "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF CAT, BEAST!" "{Sigh} {Groan} {Chuckle}"
<WHACK> Ouch! Well, there goes my bank shot. - Paris
<WHAM!> "GARFIELD! You missed the spider and hit me!" "What Spider?"
<WHAM!> Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer, watching a boring show
<WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer
<Waiter, there's a transvestite in my soup>
<Warning> This tagline is not allowed to be stolen
<Whack!> <Smack!> What was that? DarkWing Duck's on the attack!
<Whip> Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?
<Whip> Thank you, Mistress. May I have another?
<Whip> Thank you, Sir. May I have another?
<Your name here> (Send $10 for info!)
<ZAP!> That was *not* manual override. -- Data
<aaaahh/splat> "What a helpful chap." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
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<bang> <bang> <bang> "Sorry."--Paris
<beedeep> "Tuvok to Kim. Don't be a smartass."
<beep> Sorry, the government isn't home right now. Please try later.
<beep>"Picard to Enterprise" +++ATH NO CARRIER
<bing!> "Initiating tagline assimilation sequence." - RKS
<bing!> Initiating recipe assimilation sequence.
<bits of ice striking hull> "Captain, we're being hailed"
<blam> "Mr. Fat has just resigned." Scaramanga (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
<bleep> the back row! <bleep> the front row! <bleep> *IN* the back row!
<burp> and now, to the Weight Control conference...
<censored>: Jesse Helms Tagline v1.00.
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<chirrup!>"Picard to Enterprise" +++ATH NO CARRIER
<clap> <clap> <clap> <clap> <clap> <clap> <clap> <clap>
<click> <click> <cliccliccliclcic> "I am NOT a merry man!"
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<clink> <clink> Two coins deposited. |-)
<clink> <clink>... putting in my two cents' worth...
<cook cook, stir, cook> <nya-CHOO!> Goober in the rye?
<cough> Jalapeno was exposing Dire Wolf's WHATS? - Dire Wolf
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<evil nasty chuckle> You asked for it and you knew it. :) - Dire Wolf
<expletive> you both! C++ rules!
<f/x: obviously faked astonishment> Moi?
<f1> Exit <f2> Talk to me HAL !!
<fwump"Message for you, sir!" <thud-- Concorde
<fwump> "Message for you, sir!" <thud>
<g> :Grin (the equivalent of :-))
<g>: Grin, <G>: Great Big Grin), <g,d,r>: Grin, Duck and Run
<gasp> What is there other than messages?! - Dire Wolf
<groan, grumble, mumble, moap, despair, sadness...> Again no mail.
<groan, grumble, mumble, mope, despair, sadness...>
<grumble> Young whippersnappers <mumble, gripe>
<grump growl> - Danny Davids
<grump mode=on> I DON'T DO WINDOWS! <grump mode=off>
<hiding out from the registration cops...til they get it right!>
<honk honk>. --Harpo of Borg.
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<ice chunks hitting hull> "Captain, we're being hailed!"
<in miracles> so would I ..
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<insert appropriate Biblical carpentry reference>
<it's probably misquoted; there goes my deposit at the Memory Bank<G>>
<kablam> "Well, I hope you have a car." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
<laugh> If only the innocents knew...:) - TEC
<laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g> - TEC
<like I believe> we'd get by ..
<loud bellowing Klingon-typical guffawing knee-slapping laughter>!
<meow> SPLAT! <woof> SPLAT! - raining cats and dogs
<movin' to montana soon....gonna' be a dental floss tycoon>
<ping>.<ping>.<ping>-<BURP!> ERROR: Six-pack detected (and terminated)
<reality> a thing of shreds and zatches.
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<shortened so as not to anger the almighty moderator>
<shrug> A genius is never appreciated in his own time. <g>
<shtuck> "Tomorrow's lesson will be on courtesy." Kirk
<sigh> Life is what goes by while you deal with your E-mail.
<sigh> No time to do it right the first time; always enough to redo it.
<sigh> Where are the moderators when you need them???
<sigh> Why oh why do I even bother calling here?
<sigh> why does nobody ever believe me? :) - Dire Wolf
<sigh>...not now Nerys......I'm trying to think up new taglines.
<singing> I believe in magic......
<singing> .....Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
<singing> It was great when it all began, I was a regular Wesley Fan.
<smack> Good night, everybody! Animaniacs
<smack><smack><whip><whip> Oh! Mr. Moderator!
<smack><smack><whip><whip> oh! Ms. Moderator!
<smack<smack<whip<whip Oh! Mr. Moderator!
<smoking hole in floor> "Spill some acid?" - "Nope, cafeteria coffee."
<smoking hole in floor> Spill some acid? - Nope, cafeteria coffee.
<snappy comeback> <emoticon>
<snicker snort>
<snif>"You remind me of Paul...my pet tarantula." <sob> - Witch Hazel
<sniff> you didn't put a single tagline in your message <sniff>
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<snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument. - Springheel Jack
<snort> The US can kiss my nether regions. -Springheel Jack
<solicitously> Does the noise in my head bother you?
<swish/tunk> "Well, he got the point" - 007 (Connery - Thunderball)
<tagline was stolen> The Tagline Kleptomaniac strikes again!
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
<tap> <tap> ... Hello? Is this thing working?
<tappity> Thank you for that standing ovation...COME BACK HERE! G.
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<thump> <thump> <thump> Is this recipe thing turned on?
<thump> <thump> <thump> Is this tagline thing turned on?
<thump> <thump> <thump> Is this thing on..?
<thump> OWWW!!! Who turned the gravity on?!
<tick tick> Go ahead. <tick tick> Steal me. <tick tick>
<tick><tick><tick> Go ahead. <tick><tick> Steal me. <tick><tick>
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<universal, generic, on-topic tagline>
<weak grin> Heh heh. I thinks I has revealed my ignorance. - SJ
<well that should get a couple flames>
<whips out halo> Honest! Would *I* lie to you????
<whisper>Is he buying it?Nooooo! Don't look at him...shhhh.
<yawn> Oh! sorry I dosed off...ZZZZZZZZZZ<snore>ZZZZZZZ
<you know we could, you know we could>
<zap> "All except one." -Odo
<{:-)} Message in a bottle.
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' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '...The Twelve Apostrophes.
' 'ike 'sing 'postrophes 's 'pposed 'o 'he 'irst 'etter!
' Don't break my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!....~NO CARRIER
' Why's the moderator always pickin' on me... '
'''''''' <-- Rush Limbaugh thinking
'+++ J++S+ ++ERE +[] ++++\/E f++###.
'... any resemblance to persons living, dead, or undead...'
'... our leaders are but twisted serpents'.
'...Big, old Mr. Kanish!'-Ace Ventura
'...now touch these wires to your tongue!'
'3-51,3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut-Hut!'-Ace Ventura
'4-wheel drive van, loaded from the rear.'-A.Ventura
'42'?! 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows
'42'?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows ...
'95 = Macintosh '87` Windows '95: Proof positive that Barnum was
':-) from someone who accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
'A Magic Door! Why didn't you say?' Cat: Stasis Leak
'A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!' Tick
'A dream to someA nightmare to others!' -- Merlin
'A friend in need is a pest.' - Fafhrd
'A good juggler can always find work." - L Pacciouli
'A king? Well, I didn't vote for you....'
'A phone call?' --Riker
'AGH! A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!' -- Calvin
'AWOOGAH... AWOOGAH' Emergency, there's an Emergency going on.
'Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots?' --Garibaldi.
'Afraid I'll make a stink?'-Ace Ventura
'Ah! I have access.' --Data
'All's well that ends well.' - E. A. Poe
'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?
'And I don't wanna hate you'
'And I wanna belive you'
'And I wanna have faith in...and put away the dagger'
'And I wanted to trust you'
'And a clean pair of shorts.' - Ace Ventura
'And if you say two words in my praise..?", said the Cat.
'And you may never come back again'
'Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
'Aquarius--Abandon hope for future plans.'
'As honest as you or I.' * Quark
'Ask not for whom the bell tolls -' - M. Ali
'At's not a noif, *this* is a noif! - Crocodile Dundee
'Aw, How touching!' --Q
'Ba-bye then.' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Beat me up, Scotty.'
'Because He lives....'
'Bloom County'! Great...ya might as well just fall over dead right now
'Bother!" said Pooh, as heswitched between Animaniacs and Voyager....
'Bother!' said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave...
'Bother' said Pooh as he dropped his bombs.
'Bother' said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
'Bother' said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
'Bother', said Pooh, as Cthulhu ripped his head off.
'Bother', said Pooh, as he took aim from behind a grassy knoll.
'Bother', said Pooh, as someone swiped his tagline.
'Bother,' said Pooh as Cthulu rose up and ate him."
'Brown Spots on the Wall' by Hu Flung Poo - Crow
'Brrrrrrt! Halftime!' - Ace Ventura
'But I'm breathing so I guess...I'm still alive'
'But he got himself a ring, didn't he?'-A. Ventura
'But you lie...cheat and steal...you lie...cheat and steal'
'C' What?
'C' string-bikini operators - untie(TOP)
'COURSE IT'S MOBILE..IT HAS WHEELS DON'T IT!
'Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.'
'Can I eat him, Boss?'
'Can you feel that Buddy, unh, unh' -A. Ventura
'Can you turn that TV down please? I'm _trying_ to control a mind!'
'Can't ya' hit me!!' - Ace Ventura
'Can'tdo.plaid!' - Crusading Chameleon
'Captain! There be whales!' --Scotty
'Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.' - Ulysses
'Cause I can see your Dilly Bar! - Crow
'Cause I couldn't bear to kill you..........Again -- TMBG
'Cause I couldn't bear to kill you.Again -
'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
'Cause I'm a fool for the city.
'Cause I'm the taxman, & you're working for no one but me - Beatles
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that made Redford such a star.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.
'Cause It's A Mystery!
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Spain...
'Cause it's okay if we're on a date - Dr. Forrester
'Cause it's only time before we all must bleed. - Collective Soul
'Cause ole Ben ain't been since 15 Beers Ago! --Ben Colder.
'Cause saying those nouns over and over can really wear you down...
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Cause the other ones who'd given it a shot -- TMBG
'Cause there ain't no dialtone for to give you no pain...
'Cause they got so many eyes, you see-- Joel Robinson
'Childhood is short and maturity is forever.' -- Calvin (&Hobbes)
'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh.
'Come on over for BBQ said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily.'
'Commander, we oughta be going out of here like a bat outta hell!'
'Consult the Book of Armaments!' 'Armaments 3:9-21......
'Cool! They have a blimp!' The Tick
'Criminal Lawyer' - see 'Redundant'
'Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline.' -- McCoy
'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning'
'Did you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning.'
'Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.' - Hun, A.T.
'Do Not Calle Up What Thee Cannot Put Downe' - Don Rickles
'Do unto her now...what has been done to me'
'Do unto her now...what has been done...'
'Do unto others...what has been done to me'
'Do unto others...what has been done to you'
'Don't Panic' is the first helpful thing said all day
'Don't just do something. SIT there!'
'Dragon Cheese: The Loose Brie Story' -- now at a theater near you!
'Drop the gun,' said Tom, with a disarming smile.
'E's NOT the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy!!
'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
'Einhorn is a man! Oh my GOD!' - Ace Ventura
'Elp! 'Elp! I'm being repressed! (Monty Python's Holy Grail)
'Energize!' said Picard...and the pink bunny appeared!
'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
'Ere!:
'Even the signs seem to tell me...otherwise...in my'
'Ever fly one of these before?' 'Nope.' 'Me neither.'
'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use. - C-3PO
'Excuse me gentlemen, pet detective.'-Ace Ventura
'Ey! I'm not dead yet!
'FORWARD!' he cried from the rear, and the front rank died.
'Fiction can be fun!'-Ace Ventura
'File not found.' .. so THAT'S what I deleted!
'Finkle IS Einhorn!!!!!!' - Ace Ventura
'Finkle took it personally.'-Ace Ventura
'Finkle, Einhorn - Einhorn, Finkle.'-Ace Ventura
'Gee, let me think...sure!' - Ace Ventura
'Gem,' Doctor?" "Well, it's better than 'Hey, you!'"
'Go Ahead, snoop around.' - Ace Ventura
'Good Enough' is the death knell of progress.
'Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
'Got away from me...slipped away from me...'
'Grrrrrravy!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Guess what boys? It's naptime.'-Ace Ventura
'Guinan.' Is that your name now? - Q
'HDS, got a package people!' - Ace Ventura
'Happiness is defined by one's capacity for enjoyment.' - Bacchus
'Hark! Hark!', harkened he... - Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
'He found captain winky!'-Ace Ventura
'He is a borg!' --Worf
'He's comparing the Enterprise to a cruise ship!' --Picard
'He's dead already!' --Scotty (Star Trek II)
'HeeLouser!' -Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Heh heh heh heh heh'
'Hell hath no fury like a demon scorched.' - C. Mather
'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose.- LaCroix
'Help me, Odo Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!'
'Hex Dump' - Where Witches put used Curses?
'Hey! What you readin' for??' Is that not the weirdest question ever???
'Hi, Captain Stuebin' - Ace Ventura
'Hi, I'm Yakko!' 'And I'm Wakko!' 'And I'm CUTE!'
'HiZ]Wtain Stuebin' - Ace Ventura
'Hm, unconscious, exactly as I planned.'-Ace Ventura
'Hobbes' loot'?? - Calvin's Mom
'Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.' - Henry VIII
'Holy Sh*tballs!!!' - Ace Ventura
'Holy testicle Tuesday!!!'-Ace Ventura
'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor.
'Hungry fella? There you go.' - Ace Ventura
'I am just a worthless liar...'
'I am just an imbecile...'
'I bet it was something nice.' - Ace Ventura
'I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time.' --LaForge
'I can see your...back is turning...'
'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye. --Vir.
'I don't believe you understand the gravity of your situation.' --Spock
'I don't smoke, it's a disgusting habit.'-A.Ventura
'I don't wanna be...dismal'
'I don't wanna be...hostile'
'I have excorcised the demons' - Ace Ventura
'I have found.....kind of temporary sanity...in this'
'I hope it sucks you down'
'I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
'I love the nightlife.' - V. Dracula
'I need...this to make me whole...'
'I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes.' --Geordi
'I oughta knock you on your ghod damn *ss!' --Kirk
'I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry.' - Morticia Addams
'I think it's the pate.' - Ace Ventura
'I took so long to remember...just what happened'
'I want...what I want...'
'I was so young they told me...you know whatever'
'I will chew it up and leave...'
'I will find a center in you...'
'I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George'--A. Snowman
'I will only complicate you...'
'I will work to elevate you...'
'I'd like to ass you a few questions.'-Ace Ventura
'I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS! --Londo.
'I'll worry about it tomorrow.' - S. O'Hara
'I'm all out of roofs!' The Tick
'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan
'I'm on a very big case right now.'-Ace Ventura
'I'm open, I'm open!' - Ace Ventura
'I'm sure Doctors surgerys are packed with the dead' Rimmer: Fut.Echos
'I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.' - J. Wayne
'I'm treading water...I need to sleep awhile'
'I've got to mister!'-Ace Ventura
'I...can't stand to burn to long'
'If I were a cassowary...I would eat a missionary...' Cornelius Whurr
'If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.'-A.Ventura
'If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.' - Tim Allen
'If it's God's will, who gets the money?'
'If some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me...'
'If you can't win fair, just win!' - U. S. Grant
'In big, Unity; in small, Liberty; in all, Charity.'
'In closing' is always followed by the other half of the speech.
'In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.' - N. Bonaparte
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Requied By Law.
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Required By Law.
'Intel Inside' is a warning label, and should be taken as such...
'Intel Inside' should be a warning required by law.
'Is it #1 or #2?' - Ace Ventura
'Isotoners!' Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'It becomes natural, like a third sense',-Homer Simpson
'It takes a giant to fight a giant' - H. Prym
'It was hell,' recalls former child.
'It's Not My Fault!' -- Han Solo & Lando Calrissian
'It's a high performance machine.'-Ace Ventura
'It's allllive, allllive!' - Ace Ventura
'It's good to see you too.' - H. Livingston, MD
'It's not snowflake!' - Ace Ventura
'IwveS rejatlh nujIrSIy'ngan Dixon vayDonetngan logh! -ZF
'Just because the sun is coming'
'Just enough to bring you down...'
'K, bye! #1 SimAnt Fan!!! Lover of Peter David's TNG novels!!!
'Kasuga-kun?!' | | | //\_ |
'Kat Fan!!!!!!!
'Keep the muzzle pointed at your target.'| - Effective Gun Control ___
'Kiss and make up!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Kuca se ne gradi od krova, vec od temelja'
'LLLike a glove.' - Ace Ventura
'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'
'La-who, Sa-her!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric! - Tom
'Let's see the instant replay on that!' - H. Cosell
'Let's see the instant replay on that!' - H. Cossell
'Let's see what's out there!' --Picard
'Let's show him what it means to be human.'
'Life can be profitable, if you know the odds.' - Riply
'Life is a series of rude awakenings' - R. V. Winkle
'Like putty in your hands' takes on a new and depressing meaning.
'Losers! Losers! L-Whosers!' - Ace Ventura
'Lou-WHO-ser!' - Ace Ventura
'Love is blind. Lust isn't!' - D. Giovani
'Love the best in your fellows, and never fear the worst.' Bill W.
'Love thy neighbour as thy self', Am I supposed tojerk him off too?!!!
'Love thy neighbour as thy self', what am I supposed to do, jerk him off
'Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited.'-Ace Ventura
'Making every promise empty'
'Man, I'm tired of being right.'-Ace Ventura
'Marriage on the rocks, please'.
'Martha Metz? Oh, yeah! The bitch!'-Ace Ventura
'May they all die beautifully!'
'Maybe someday we'll settle down.' 'Yeah. Like silt.'
'Maytag' is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
'Meanwhile, back at reality. . . ' - G. Lucas
'Member when Bobby Riggs wrestled Billie Jean King? -Mike
'Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots.' - D. Trump
'Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.'
'Mother Mary wants to whisper...'
'Murder now the battle must we'
'Muzzle it!' --Troi
'My Dinner With Andre' had more locations - Crow
'My God! It's full of crunchy frogs!' -- 2001: A Frog Odyssey
'My God, it's full of stores!' - 2001: a shopping odyssey
'My loving mother...this wil be over soon'
'My loving mother...you look so precious...won't you'
'Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars!' - A. Hitler
'Never mind the facts....I want opinions!'
'Never trust ale from a God fearing people.' - Quark
'No Kidding' - a form of birth control.
'Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen' (Everybody!)
'Not good' is a galactic understatement. - Picard
'Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid.'-Calvin
'Nuff said! Well, actually...
'Obsess much?' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Oh bother' said Pooh and hit his reset switch.
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
'Oh, bother!' said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
'Oh, bother,' said Pooh, as he reformatted his life.
'Ok, I'm ready again.' - Ace Ventura
'Old heroes never die; the reappear in sequels' - M. Moorcock
'Once a pickled cucumber always a pickled cucumber'. (Max Glatt).
'Once more into the breach . . .' - Zarna, The Human Cannonball
'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Riker
'Only this one...makes me hold to peace of mind'
'Onst baas, aas jist pressed dis, an' de carrier he gone walkabout....
'Or was it unlock the safe *then* swim to the surface?' - H. Houdini
'Otto'. That's one palindrome you won't hear for a while. - Skinner
'Out of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most
'Out of the frying pan, into der fire.' - The Swedish Chef
'Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
'Ow d'you know `e's a King? `e `asn't got shit all over `im.
'People are real friendly around here!'-A. Ventura
'Perhaps some Binacca?'-Ace Ventura
'Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.' --Lwaxanna Troi
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
'Personal hygiene is the key to success'- L Lovelace
'Pointing every finger at me'
'Poor guy with a motive, Baby.' - Ace Ventura
'Preciate your gracious offer, even if I did come in late...
'Profanity: the universal programming language'
'Quite STIMULATING, wouldn't you say?' --Worf
'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3
'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said.
'Reality' should always be in quotes. -- Bucky Fuller
'Reality' should always be used in quotes - R. Buckminster Fuller
'Reason on ,Sarek.' "Reason on, Spock." "Fascinating"
'Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer.'ROMANS 12:12
'Release...inside of me...For one sweet moment...I am home'
'Resistance is futile ,dude' Barteekus of Borg.
'Roswell' on Showtime, The Truth is on Their Shoulders.
'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Nightly - Crow
'SYNTAX ERROR IN UNDEFINED LINE'
'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf
'Saddlebags!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Schizophrenic'? No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative'.
'Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!'
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy - Joel as he kisses Tom
'Scuse me while I whip this out!!!
'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me! -- Wakkorotti
'Scuse me, I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a sh*t!
'Scuse me, I'm working out the Mandelbrot set in my head.
'Sea World...' Sushi lovers go straight to the source! --Joel.
'Shame we lost the towel.' - Arthur
'She's a man.'-Ace Ventura
'Should old acquaintance be forgot. . .' - Count of Monte Cristo
'Shrouding every step I take'
'Shut up Wesley!' --Picard
'Shut up Wesley!?' --B. Crusher (to Picard)
'Simple.....Ppppllllhhhhttt.' - Ace Ventura
'So essential did I consider an Index to be to every book...' Campbell
'So put the gun away...'
'So, I'm *not* a vampire,' Tom reflected.
'So, animals can sense evil.' - Ace Ventura
'Some days it all seems so feudal;' sighed King Gar.
'Some farewells are easier than others.'' - P. Marlowe
'Something fun to pass his time'
'Something fun to pass the time'
'Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.' - Sigmund Freud
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!' "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
'Squat and shoot'...description of an outdoor plumbing fixture.
'Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!' - V. Dracula
'Still stumblin...suffocate...suffocate..Why don't you stay...away...'
'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!
'Stuff probably looks better on the way out.'-A.Ventura
'Stumblin...stumblin...no one even invite you in'
'Super Hereos wear snow pants?' 'When there's snow out they do.'
'Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the MASSES..'
'Sure, when...' OINK FLAP OINK FLAP '...I'll be damned.'
'Surrender!' 'You wish to surrender to me? Fine; I accept.'
'Swab the poop deck. raise the mizzenmast!' - Picard
'Take a walk on the wild side.' - G. Gebel Williams
'That was the stun setting. This is not.' --Data
'That's entertainment!' - Vlad the Impaler
'The Tick is out of his mind right now. Leave a message at the beep'
'The best laid plans often go fowl' - Wile E. Coyote
'The floggings shall continue until morale improves."
'The night is young.. and we have umbrellas in our drinks!' The Tick
'The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you.'
'The only thing more reliable than magik is ones friends!' - Macbeth
'The secret of popularity is confidence' - W. Allen
'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter' - Computer
'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter\SL
'There is more at stake here than our lives.'-Col Travis-Alamo Pep Talk
'There must be fifty ways to leave your lover!' - P. Simon
'There's a shadow just behind me'
'They work so well together.' "Too bad they must die." -- Crow
'This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.' - H. Cosell
'This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!' - Lor L. and Har D.
'This is my Graceland, Sir.' - Ace Ventura
'This is my love song...this is my love song...'
'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!' - W. Hays
'This looks like a job forCAPTAIN LEMMING!'
'Those are flat.' -Beavis
'Three rings for the elven kings under the sky...'
'Til death do us part -- 'Til she kills him.
'Til then in tick tock silence, I'll beg my heart to weep less...
'Til you drift off to dream in my arms.
'Tis Ivan, on a visit.
'Tis a fine foggy night to be out on the moors, eh lassie? Scot?
'Tis a fine thing you do, seperatin' a leprechaun from his Pot! Shame!
'Tis a good day to die. Would anyone like to make an appointment?
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
'Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove al doubt
'Tis he. Slink by, and note him.
'Tis here, but yet confused: knavery's plain face is never seen till u
'Tis in my memory locked and you yourself shall keep the key of it.
'Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be punny......
'To marry is to halve your rights and double your duty.'
'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geordie
'Truly it is better to bend our knees than our elbows.' Dr Bob.
'Trust in me and fall as well...'
'Tryed to keep it down...but there was nothin' I could say'
'Twas a brave man who first ate an oyster...or an egg.
'Under The Bleachers' by Seymore Butts - Tom
'Understand' is too strong a word
'Unknown sir, perhaps it is scanning us.' --Data
'Vox Populi, Vox Dei' means "My God! How did we get in *this* mess?"
'Waiting like a stalking butler'
'Ware and were, friend.
'Ware moderators, for they can rip your soul from your body...
'Ware nitpickers, for they just don't know when to quit...
'Ware those robotic Scots, m'lord ... the clan MacHinery.
'Watch' is misspelled - Mike reads letter
'We're going downtown..' - Ace Ventura
'We're looking for a few good men.' - B. Cassidy
'We've got an unbeatable team!' - Sauron
'Weird is a relative, not an absolute term.' - Baron Frank N. Furter
'Weird' is a relative term - Frank N. Furter
'Well, I have kissed a man.'-Ace Ventura
'What I wanted...meant nothin...you're dancin'...in quicksand'
'What a headache I've got!' - Mr Mental
'What am I supposed to do with all this gold?' - Midas, Rex1
'What are friends for?' - R. M. Nixon
'What are you up to, Mandinga?'-Ace Ventura
'What do you mean, `You've got a job for me`?' - Hercules
'What do you feed your dog?' - Ace Ventura
'What do you mean, what King? - Old Thrashbarg
'What if they gave a war and only on side came-' - Lucifer
'What is that to me..?", said the Cat.
'What is this, a Chinese fire drill?' - Sun Tzu
'What the h*ll is going on!?' --Riker
'What you need is a collection agency.' - D. Shultz
'What you tryin to say...is you don't wanna play...'
'What you wanna say...is you don't wanna play'
'What you want and what you need...don't mean that much to me'
'What's the point spread on World War III?' - R. Reagan
'What? An order? I can't go through with it!'
'Whatever she says I didn't do it!' - Quark
'When you witness blood...just can't be trusted...'
'Whhpish, down boy!' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'Who upon the finger rests'
'Whoa! Topless tribeswomen!' -Butthead
'Why can't we drink forever I...just want to start this over'
'Why can't we not be sober I...just want to start this over'
'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
'Why don't you stay here and practice screaming?' -- Crow
'Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'
'Why don't you watch where you're wonderin'
'Why? So you can beat him? Fatty!'-Ace Ventura
'With blood and cum on my hands...'
'Won't you come...a...little closer...close enough so...I can smell'
'Would you care to make a wager on that?' - Quark
'Wow, Ray Finkle's House!' - Ace Ventura
'Ya ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
'Ya gotta be subtle!' - M. Hammer
'Yeah...but they're still cool!' -Butthead
'Yeah? And your ugly!'-Ace Ventura
'Yeahbut they're still cool!' -Butthead
'Years' is misspelled - Mike reads a letter
'Yes, I know that Data, but what could it be?' --Picard
'Yes, Satan?' - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
'You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian.'
'You are but a memory. This is but a dream.'
'You are knee deep and goin' in'
'You been stuck in...easy to get lost in'
'You have to commit me.' - Ace Ventura
'You just don't know women.' - H. Hefner
'You look so precious...You look so precious now...'
'You smell terrific!' - Ace Ventura
'You start to stick in...easy to get lost in'
'You want me to hold him, Jim!' --McCoy
'You're breathing so I guess...You're still alive'
'You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?' --Beverly Crusher
'You...I need...you to feel this...'
'Your Period & Mine' - Joel as principal speeks to girls
'Your Period and Mine'. --Joel as principal speaks to girls.
'Your back itches' Player: 'I Scratch my back with a vorpal sword.'
'Your gun is digging into my hip.'-Ace Ventura'
'Your mind is under my control...'-Mr Mental 'Whoaokay....'-Tick
'Your number still 911?' - Ace Ventura
'[0;5;30;41m#'[31:40mGetting a little ANSI, aren't you?
'\*o*,***.*:/**v* ****** Tagline debris.
'\.o.,*o..+:"/.ov* <----- Starship debris
'\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris.
'\o./@o.+:"/~!v <------ Tagline Debris
'any resemblance to persons living, dead, or undead...'
'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Christmas
'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Xmas
'cancer', 'acid indigestion', 'leprosy,' or make up your own)
'cause he don't wanna burn, burn, burn and ruin the Summertime Fun!
'cuse me, but are you deaf, Deaf, or Def?
'cute' rots the intellect
'hands...and my...head...and my eyes...are closed wide open'
'i used to be snow white but i drifted'...
'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
'its like being drunk...what's wrong with that..ask a glass of water."
'm Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated.
'ma proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron
'sfunny -pizza gets 2 my house faster than the cops!
'sfunny,a cat will blink when struck on head with hammer.
'sfunny,the traits we hate in people,we prize in cats!
'ssssssssssMOKIN'!!!' -- Jim Carrey, 'The Mask.'
'take that...and while you're at it...take a "this" too...'
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
'tis only a flesh wound...I've 'ad worse. Don't be a baby
'tis only a flesh wound...I've 'ad worse...Don't be such a baby.
'tis the season to be punny.
'twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble...
'twit *.*' typed the moderator, smiling
'your silence will not protect you'
( ) <---- Politically Correct statement.
( Please Insert Politically-Correct Tagline Here )
( ( ( ( ( ((In Stereo)) ) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( ( (( HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME? )) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( (((( IN STEREO )))) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) )
( ) Klingon tagline sighted, Sir.
( ( ( ((( In Static Where Available ))) ) ) )
( ) Press this button: See what happens.
( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) )
( ( (((In Stereo Where Available))) ) )
( ( (INTELLIGENCE CAPTIONED FOR THE BRAIN IMPAIRED) ) )
( ) <- Politically Correct statement.
( )Official Business ( )Surreptitious Business (X)Subversive Business
( )_( ) ( )_( ) )__( Mickie and Minnie meet Satan
( DENying tHe TrutH iS AlMost as sIlly AS dIsliKIng IT. -- jack bUtler )
( c ) CopyWright...Architectural plagiarism.
( left banana ) right banana -Computer Jargon v2.9.12
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself...
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by God Himself...
(!strcmp(tagline,"humorous)) ? steal() : next_message();
("Bother," said Pooh as a tagline tumbled out of his pocket.)
(%%%) Baseball smiley.
(( * <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale ))
(( This tagline is a pale reflection of itself ))
((( IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE )))
((( Sorry, so metim esIm is placet hesp aces. )))
(((( This space for rent ))))
((((( This message in Stereo where available! )))))
((((( in Stereo where available )))))
((((( in stereo where available )))))
((((((<) In Stereo Where Available (>))))))
((((((( Early to rise is for the birds. I'll sleep late, thanks. )))))))
(((((((( California does have its faults ))))))))
(((((((( HYPNOTIC TAGLINE ))))))))
((((((((((((( In Stereo Where Available )))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((OUT OF BRACKETS ERROR)))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND))))))))))))))))
((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE))))))))
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((((TAGLINE))))))))
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
((((((((IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE))))))))
((((((((IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE))))))))
((((((((IN SVGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE))))))))
((((((((IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE))))))))
(((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))
((((((HYPNOTIC))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))
((((((YOU)))))(((((((ARE)))))(((((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))(((!))))
(((((HYPNOTIC TRANCE))))) @FN@ is now under my power.
(((((SLEEP)))))(((((WITH)))))(((((ME)))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
(((((YOU))))(((((ARE))))))(((((GETTING)))))(((SLEEPY)))))
(((((YOU)))))(((((ARE)))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))(((((!)))))
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
((((The Russians win the Stanley Cup!))))[SLAP] Thanks! I needed that.
((((YOU))))((((ARE))))((((FEELING))))((((SLEEPY))))
((((YOU))))((((ARE))))((((GETTING))))((((SLEEPY))))
((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
((((You))))((((are))))((((getting))))((((tired))))(((!)))
((4195835 / 3145727) * (3145727)) - 4195835 = On a Pentium, 0.00287156
((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!!
((wrong && wrong) != right)
((wrong && wrong) != right)
(*#$%#))@(_78*##$*(*@#$... Just kidding... your modem is fine..
(*) tribble in a TIE fighter
(*) <-- Tribble with headphones
(*) <--- Tribble with its shields up!
(*) (*) <--- Tribbles with shields up
(*) (*) <--- Tribbles with shields up
(*)(*) <------ Face Magnet.
(*********TYPE YOUR TAGLINE HERE*********)
(*U*) What are you lookin' at??
(-*-) <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
(-00-) <Oh no! Tie bombers!!> (-00-)
(-: left handed smile
(-: User is left handed
(-: ;-) (-: :-) (-: :-) = ROTFL...
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
(-_-) Secret smile.
(-_-)ZZZzzz....
(-|-) @ <---DS9 and WORMHOLE
(.) (.) Ms.Dos! (.)x(.) Ms.Dos with Cross-your-heart bra.
(.)(.) <- Dolly Parton Tribbles.
(0) The Computer is Watching.
(0)Your brain on WIN. (1)Your brain on OS/2.
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
(09/12/93) Register.............or ELSE! by Walter
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(1) Open Mouth (2) Insert Foot (3) Echo Internationally...
(1) Open Mouth (2) Insert Foot (3) Repeat as needed...
(1) Open Mouth (2) Insert Foot.
(1)Your brain on DOS. (0)Your brain on WINDOWS.
(1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2.
(1/t) pretty Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors.
(19)JOKES--the politically incorrect conference
(1993 European tour of the Jackson Five)
(2B | ~(2B)) = ?
(2B) or .not. (2B) = ?
(331) Thu 28 Mar 96 12:20p
(666) -XXX -XXXX: Area code of the beast
(8-) for messages dealing with owls.
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
(:)-) from someone wearing scuba mask
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) bald headed smile
(:-) Captain Picard.
(:-) for messages dealing with bicycle helmets.
(:-) smiley big-face
(:-b) {I'm sticking my tongue out at you}
(:I User is an egghead
(:I <---Doc Zimmerman Smiley!
(:I egghead
(?:-) smiling with a question
(@ @) You're kidding!
(A Greaser from the Freezer, A bat out of hell!) "Eddie!!!"
(A)ABORT,(R)RETRY,(P)PUNCH THE MONITOR
(A)Abort (R)Retry (F)Fix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone?
(A)Abort (R)Retry (S)Smack the friggin thing.
(A)bhor, (R)etch, (F)lail, (I)gnite
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)mash forehead on keyboard ?
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (H)ug teddy bear and cry.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (S)ell it!
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with a large fist
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (K)ill innocent bystanders
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the $#!#@# thing!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the darn thing
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the friggin' thing
(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake an axe to it?
(A)bort (R)etry (T)ell your boss it was a virus...
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
(A)bort (A)ccept (A)ctivate self destruct in 10 seconds.
(A)bort (C)ringe (B)ribe with latinum?
(A)bort (F)ail (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory?
(A)bort (F)ail (R)etry (C)reate a holigraphic image
(A)bort (F)ail (R)etry (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory.
(A)bort (F)ail (R)etry (C)reate a holographic image?
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (Fail) (R)each out and get gun?
(A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?
(A)bort (R)etry ("I) said turn that off and come to bed!"
(A)bort (R)etry (*)*** it?
(A)bort (R)etry (A)sk 12 Year Old?
(A)bort (R)etry (A)sk again later?
(A)bort (R)etry (B)arf up a bug.
(A)bort (R)etry (B)arf up a lung.
(A)bort (R)etry (B)eam me up Scotty!
(A)bort (R)etry (B)eat the %$#&*@ outta it with a stick!
(A)bort (R)etry (B)end and kiss goodbye?
(A)bort (R)etry (B)lame @TO?
(A)bort (R)etry (B)lame someone.
(A)bort (R)etry (B)lat.
(A)bort (R)etry (B)low the damn thing up?
(A)bort (R)etry (B)low up the computer
(A)bort (R)etry (B)omb
(A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
(A)bort (R)etry (B)ribe with latinum?
(A)bort (R)etry (B)ury Me Immediately.
(A)bort (R)etry (B)uy a Macintosh?
(A)bort (R)etry (C)all The Vatican.
(A)bort (R)etry (C)all Yoda
(A)bort (R)etry (C)all for help
(A)bort (R)etry (C)oerce with hammer.
(A)bort (R)etry (C)ontinue ... just kidding.
(A)bort (R)etry (C)rash?
(A)bort (R)etry (C)reate a holographic image
(A)bort (R)etry (C)ry?
(A)bort (R)etry (C)ut Your Throat.
(A)bort (R)etry (D)'oh!
(A)bort (R)etry (D)amn Torpedoes. Full Speed Ahead?
(A)bort (R)etry (D)eny Everything
(A)bort (R)etry (D)isconnect the SoundBlaster and try again.
(A)bort (R)etry (D)on't even think of it!
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (C)reate a holigraphic image
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (F)ix the coffee
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)how furry GIF
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)mash forehead on keyboard?
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ake it
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ill out unemployment application?
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ind 12 year old and ask
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ind another line of work...
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ornicate it!
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et a gun and kill it.
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et gun and blow away computer?
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et out the .45?
(A)bort (R)etry (G)o fix the coffee?
(A)bort (R)etry (G)o to impulse (C)all Geordi
(A)bort (R)etry (G)rab a stick and kill it
(A)bort (R)etry (H)oney, get my .45
(A)bort (R)etry (H)ug teddy bear and cry?
(A)bort (R)etry (I) Want My Mummy!
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (H)old Requiem Mass?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (H)old Requium Mass?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick system?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow System
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (P)lan a Funeral Service?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (S)ay Kaddish?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (V)alium?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! ___ Blue Wave/
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore? An optimist picks (R)etry?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore?... Tried Ignore, still have the error.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)mJustJokingButYouShouldHaveSeenTheLookOnYourFace...
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with (L)arge (H)ammer
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with a large hammer.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with a larger hammer?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large Phaser
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large heavy object?
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large object
(A)bort (R)etry (I)ntegrate...Borg.
(A)bort (R)etry (K)ick the friggin thing
(A)bort (R)etry (K)ill innocent bystanders - Janier
(A)bort (R)etry (K)nock it off, I read the *message*
(A)bort (R)etry (O)rder <a round of drinks>.
(A)bort (R)etry (O)rder round of drinks
(A)bort (R)etry (O)verthrow System
(A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(A)bort (R)etry (P)lace fist in screen.
(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen
(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend this never happened
(A)bort (R)etry (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.
(A)bort (R)etry (P)ull leg, (H)ot boot, (S)wipe tagline!
(A)bort (R)etry (P)unch the monitor
(A)bort (R)etry (S)acrifice to random Goddess????
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort (R)etry (S)cream your lungs out
(A)bort (R)etry (S)elf destruct 30 sec.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
(A)bort (R)etry (S)haaad-dapp and go compute it yerself, ya pansy!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)lap Bill Gates?:
(A)bort (R)etry (S)lap innocent bystander
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack The Sucker
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the ++#$&*~ thing!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the bloody thing.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the friggin thing.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing?
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the thing HARD!
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort (R)etry (S)witch to Windows UAE?
(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake an ax to it?
(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake an axe to it ?
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-edu*cat*ion
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hrow computer out window
(A)bort (R)etry (U)se a better tagline.
(A)bort (R)etry (U)se the Force?
(A)bort (R)etry (W)hack it on the side of the monitor!
(A)bort (R)etry (W)hack the friggin' thing?
(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor
(A)bort (f)ail (R)each out and get gun.
(A)bort, (A)ccept, (A)ctivate self destruct in 10 seconds.
(A)bort, (C)ringe, (B)ribe with latinum
(A)bort, (E)nd, (P)erot, (Q)uit, (T)erminate?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory.
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)each out and get gun?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry (T)hrash the programmer?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (C)reate a holigraphic image
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell, (G)iveaway
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with Sledgehammer?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (T)hrash the programmer?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (U)se Sledgehammer?
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)hrow computer across room
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elf Destruct 30 SEC.
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct 30 SEC.
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC
(A)bort, (Q)uit, (E)nd, (T)erminate, (P)erot
(A)bort, (R)aise, (G)ive up for adoption?
(A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy - $$$ not found.
(A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy -- $$$ not found.
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)erty, (F)ail, (S)hoot it
(A)bort, (R)etry (G)rab hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry (S)wear?
(A)bort, (R)etry (W)hackonthissideofmonitor
(A)bort, (R)etry, (*)*** it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk 12 Year Old?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk Fifteen year-old?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk Fonzie to hit it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk Twelve-Year-Old?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk again later?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ag it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)arf up a bug.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)arf up a lung.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)eam me up Scotty!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)eat the %$#&*@ outta it with a stick!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)end and kiss goodbye?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Genevieve Neyland?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Kevin?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Orville
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame someone.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lat. (But try not to make a big mess on the rug)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)low the damn thing up?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)low up the computer - File not found.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)low up the computer -- File not found.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)low up the computer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)omb
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)oot
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ribe with latinum?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ury Me Immediately.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy a MacIntosh?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy a Macintosh?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all The Vatican.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Yoda
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)lobber Neil
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)oerce with hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)omputer-generate a parrot
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)rash?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)reate a holographic image
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ry?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ut Your Throat.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)'oh!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)amn Torpedoes. Full Speed Ahead?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)amn Torpedos. Full Speed Ahead?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)etonate?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)isconnect the SoundBlaster and try again.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ispense cyanide tablet?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)rink Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ynamite
(A)bort, (R)etry, (E)nd, (P)erot, (Q)uit, (T)erminate?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (E)rase tagline file, don't you dare!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*ckup completely?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail - Not ready error reading tagline.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail -- Not ready error reading tagline.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail my life story!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (C)reate a holographic image.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (F)ix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)et a gun and kill it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o make the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnite
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore, (C)omplain?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore, (U)se large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore, (W)ait, (E)xit, (R)eboot, (M)ore?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)nfluence with Sledgehammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (K)ill Innocent Bystanders ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)ever mind.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)uke it!!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)uke?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (Q)uit in disgust?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)hoot it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam Fist on Desk?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)mash forehead on keyboard ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (T)ell boss it was a virus?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (T)hrash the programmer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (U)nplug & (S)ell.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (V)alium?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail..... my life story!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail...a 'beamer's life story!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail; my life story.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake power surge?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ill out unemployment application?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind another line of work
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind someone to blame?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)lail?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)lame it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)log it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)orget it happened?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)orget it.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormat C:?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C? AAARRRGGGHHH!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C? AARRGGHH!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C??? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ornicate it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)oulup completely?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)u**up completely?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)uck it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et Sledgehammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a bigger hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a gun and kill it.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a shotgun and shoot the damn thing.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a stick and kill it.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et really ticked off & kick machine.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et second opinion?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et the damn manual and read it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)ive it up as a lost cause?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)ive up...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o fix the coffee?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o to impulse (C)all Geordi?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a pointed stick and kill it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and hit it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab_Hammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ave a beer!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)old Requiem Mass?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)oney, get my .45
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ug teddy bear and cry.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)url brick at monitor?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I) didn't do it.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I) said turn that off and come to bed!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnite?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream - Drive C: Error.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream -- Drive C: Error.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (B)end and kiss goodbye?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (Q)uit in disgust?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)orget it . . .
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ornicate it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (G)o out for donuts
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (H)old Requiem Mass?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (L)ose marbles?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (M)eltdown
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke the CPU?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop.....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h poop!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System Operator?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (P)lan a Funeral Service?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (P)ray, (G)et OS/2?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ay Kaddish?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it! (A)bort,
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (W)eep, (S)ob?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, plan a (F)uneral Service?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, say (K)addish?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore? An optimist picks (R)etry.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore? Only an optimist picks (R)etry.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mJustJokingButYouShouldHaveSeenTheLookOnYourFace
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ncinerate
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nduce heart attack?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with Sledgehammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large heavy object?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large object
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nhale smelling salts.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntegrate into Borg collective.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntegrate.........................Borg.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntuition - Error reading user's mind.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick the friggin thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick the mutha&#!@#%?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Innocent Bystanders
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill something?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)nock it off, I read the *message*
(A)bort, (R)etry, (L)oad virus now?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ose marbles?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (M)eltdown?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (M)oo
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)i!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)udge nudge.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)uke It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)uke........
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h Poop.....?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h sh!t....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h sh**.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder Chinese Food
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder round of drinks
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)verthrow CPU?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic -- Backup not found.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic -- CPU not found.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)uy new disk?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lace fist in screen?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lan a Funeral Service?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lead?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ray for miracle?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ull Tights?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ull leg, (H)ot boot, (S)wipe tagline!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)unch the monitor.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (Q)UAKE?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (R)ead the damn manual?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (R)etry a few more times?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)acrifice to random Goddess????
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)acrifice to random deity?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)can user for virus?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)cream your lungs out
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew things up real good.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)eek Divine Intervention?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct in 30 SEC?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell computer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)haaad-dapp and go compute it yerself, ya pansy!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot the SOB!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hut-the-darn-thing-off.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)lam fist on desk?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ledge-o-matic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mZ$Vhe frigging thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the $%#!#@# thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the darn thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the f**king thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin' thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the frigging thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the stupid thing.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the thing HARD!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash Rick Over the Head with the PC
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash drive with hammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash forehead on keyboard?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)orry I Asked?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue manufacturer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wear Frantically?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wear?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)witch to Windows UAE?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake an ax to it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake an axe to it ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake an axe to it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)apdance?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hermonuclear Re-education
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrash the programmer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow computer out window?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrowup - System Crash!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrowup -- System Crash!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)oss computer across room?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se a better Tagline.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se the Force?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (V)alium
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hack it on the side of the monitor!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hack the frigging thing?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackthesideofthemonitor:
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat Me Worry.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the **** happened?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the f**k happened?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the f*ck happened?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hatever
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hip with wet noodle?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)ho cares
(A)bort, (R)etry, (Y)ou must be kidding ?
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (C)oerce with hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer?
(A)bort, (Retry, (I)nfluence with phaser
(A)bort, (S)elf destruct, (R)etry, (L)oad Gun, (F)ail
(A)bort? (R)etry? (S)ell it!
(A)buse, (A)rgument, (C)omplaint, (H)it on the head.
(A)gain, (N)ext, (L)ast, (R)eply, (E)nter, (S)top:
(A)ssimilate, (R)esistance, (F)utile.
(A)ttack, (R)un Away, (W)orship Barney -> Attack
(A)xxxx, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore - White House Computer
(Acronym) WYSIWIG: What you see is fake hair.
(Activate moon shields) * Joel: Activate underarm shields
(All opinions expressed solely my own)
(And just in case ol' FIDO kills the line above, here's the original):
(As Vaal signals) It's a fine time to ring the dinner bell.
(B)oot (R)eboot (S)teel toe boot?
(BEEP) Help! I've fallen and can't reach the beer...
(BEEP)... (BEEP)... - Captain Christopher Pike
(BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
(Badges? *WE* don't need any #$%&in' badges!) <eg>
(Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared.
(Beeep) -ERROR- R:BASE.... My reality check just cleared
(Beeep) -ERROR- R:BASE.My reality check just cleared
(Bill) Gold's Law: A column about errors will contain errors.
(Blind Driver)+(Lazy Cat)=(Flat Cat)
(Blink)(Blink) Simulated ANSI Graphics (Blink)(Blink)
(BorgDOS 1.0) C: Assimilate another? Y/n?
(BorgDOS 1.0) C:< Assimilate another? Y/n?
(BorgDOS 1.0) C:\>Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N
(BorgDOS 1.0) C:> Assimilate another? Y/n?
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N
(BorgDOS 1.0) [A:\] Assimilate another? (y/n)
(C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved.
(C) 1992 All Rights Reserved. Lefts served only once.
(C) 1994 Patrick A. Long Institute of Tagline Research.
(C) 1995 by Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
(C) 1996 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.
(C) Copywight 1996 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserved.
(C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court
(C)1992 The Jerome Greene School of Tagline Research.
(C)1992 Wild Bill's Machine Gun Shop and House of Wax.
(C)1993 The Frank Fitch School of Tagline Research.
(C)1995 The Telegan School of Tagline Research.
(C)atch (A) (N)erd (E)xecuting (D)estruction
(C)aught (L)ieing (I)n (N)ine (T)imes (O)ut of (N)ine
(C)aught (L)ying (I)n (N)ine (T)imes (O)uta (N)ine.
(C)aught (L)ying (I)n (N)ine (T)imes (O)utta (N)ine
(C)linton (C)omplete (C)are (P)rogram
(C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)n (N)ation's (T)op (O)ffice (N)ow
(C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye
(C)orrupt (L)iberals (I)nvent (N)ew (T)axes (O)ver(N)ight
(C)razy (L)ady (I)s (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
(C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntending (N)eedless (T)rashing (O)f (N)ation
(C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation
(C)ruddy (H)ated un-(E)xciting (V)ehicle for (Y)uppies
(CLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERS)
(CTRL)(ALT)(SHIFT)(TAB)(ENTER).......Now all with one hand......<VBG>
(Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back
(Como frijole, Coca Cola? (How you bean, Pop?)
(Computer + BBS) x E-Mail = $$$ <=-- Cyberspace Algebra
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(Correct answers for you are now complimentary!)
(D)ead (P)eople (S)houting - Grave concern
(D)elete all plotlines? Are You Sure (Y)es! (N)ow!
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all for Takeout.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza
(D)ishing (O)ut (G)oodies - warm ones, of course.
(D)ivorce (P)roceedings (S)tarted - Modem named as respondent!
(D)umb (O)perator (S)ometimes
(DOS) Data Operating System, upgrading from MicroSoong v. 1.0 to 1.1!
(Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail)
(Did I mention I'm good looking?) (Quiet?) (Shy?) (Undersexed?)
(Dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more...
(Does this look like a fraction to you?) OS/2: Where's th
(Door creaks loudly) Beast: "Excuse me!"
(Door creaks loudly) Crow: Excuse me!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.1!
(DragonLance Legends, Volume 1)
(E)rror (A)bort (R)elease bungey cord
(E)rror (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnite?
(E)rror (A)ort (R)etry (I)gnite
(E)xcellence (I)n (B)ullshitting Network
(F)ailure reading left brain (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)rolic?
(FidoNet) star_trek: Boldly knowing what no trekkie has known before!
(Flying a plane's like making love) Crow:You have to pay?
(Following is a result of my having *S*W*I*P*E*D* the Taglines
(Fuuurrrrp) There's the governments cut of my buritto.
(G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut
(H)elp the (C)riminally (I)nclined
(H)usband (I)s (L)ying (L)ike (A) (R)eal (Y)okel
(H)usband (I)s (L)ying (L)ike (A) (R)edneck (Y)okel!
(Hair) "Do you have a pulse, or are you a junkyard of meat and wire?"
(Hallucinated tag line)
(Hangs head) I don't think I'm gonna' pass this life <sigh>.
(Hawaii Gas Co.) * Sure, what with all the poi - Crow
(Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/..uh..moderator)
(Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g..uh..moderator)
(Human race ARE their children) Crow: I want my allowance
(I am a tease . . . ain't I?)
(I can do better, but why bother?)
(I can't remember his name, but its black rose's brother.)
(I forget the latin of this one...)
(I wish I had a tagline to put here....)
(I'm sorry) - Ivanova
(I)gnore (R)etry (A)bort (M)eltdown
(I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable
(IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief);
(Ice balls hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed."
(Ice rocks hit hull) "Captain, we are being hailed."
(Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed."
(Ice rocks hitting hull) - "Captain, we are being hailed"
(Ice stones hitting the Enterprise) "Captain, we're being hailed!"
(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)
(Imaginated tag line)
(In front of Vaal) What's going on, Jim? [*] Mess call.
(In my best Freud...) Interesting... Zo, tell me about your mother.
(In my best Peter Sellers voice) Howdy Partner!
(In the men's room) Michelle. If you're reading this, we're finished.
(In the men's urinal) THE FATE OF QUEBEC IS IN YOUR HANDS!
(Insert tagline here.)
(J+E+S+U+S) * 9 = 666 (A=1, B=2, etc.) Try it and see!
(Jet noise) That was the beans - Crow
(Joel coughs) Crow: Did you just cough up a lugey?
(K) All right reversed - Reprint what you like
(Kirk) Would you like a tranquillizer? * McCoy
(L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
(LISP (PROGRAMMERS (DO (IT (WITH (((PARENTHESIS))))))).
(Lea Brahm's Holograph) "Whenever you touch the ship, you touch me!"
(Line noise provided by Southern Bell)
(Look before you leap.)
(M)ostly (A)mateur (G)uys (I)mitating (C)hampions
(Music swells...) On a clear disk, you can seek forever...
(NO you don't - this one's mine!)
(No point in letting anybody else get the blame... :->)
(Oh no, (I'm nesting (parentheses) again...) help!)
(Oh, Gawd! Somebody, somewhere, will *believe* it !)
(Oops.. should that have been in the Dungeon? <blush> :) - Dire Wolf
(Original tagline was censored because of the word ####)
(P)ark, (R)everse, (N)eutral, (D)rive, (2)nd gear, (1)st gear.
(P)osters (O)n (R)ecent (N)avymen
(PS/2) + (OS/2) = PSOS (Pretty Sorry Overpriced Stuff)
(Press Here) for static discharge.
(Pssst, Bob, your file is unZIPped.)
(Pssst, Orville, your file is unZIPped.)
(Pssst, Vicki, your file is unZIPped.)
(Q) - "Picard never hit me!" (Sisko) - "I'm not Picard!!"
(Q)uit) LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ocate Zero Room?
(Q.) Why are bank tellers unnecessary? (A.) Because money talks.
(Qmodem+Ez-Reader+HST)=Happy Customer!
(R)eply, (I)gnore (A)bort, (B)elittle b(L)ame (D)eny.
(R)etry (I)gnore (N)uke It!
(RUSH Permanent Waves album jacket by printers who ignore singers)
(Reading is like) the sex act....done privately, and often in bed.
(Reality Check Injection)
(Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit)
(Reprinted from "Boredom" Magazine)
(SHOVE) "HEY! WAKE UP!" -Texas foreplay
(SKI JORING) Next on Sally Jesse Rafeal Ski Whoring -Tom
(Scenes of chicken torture with nanoprobes have been edited out)
(See other side for answer)
(Slap) There I go thinking again.....
(Smack) Now, you hit me.
(Small Ford following ship). Captain, we're being Probed.
(Space For Rent).....................................
(Spaz out, Riff!) "They didn't like me! They never liked me!"
(T)-key (A)nd (G)lobal (L)urking (I)t's (N)ever (E)nding!
(T)heiving (A)nd (G)lobally (L)urking (I)s (N)ever (E)nding
(Tagline removed to cut down on LD charges)
(Tagline under construction)
(The black road) passed through madness into chaos and kept going.
(Things that make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm goooooood!)
(This Tagline intentionally left blank) - Tagless Few.
(This is what happens when you don't tell me what *you* want.)
(This recipe deleted due to lack of interest)
(This recipe intentionally left blank)
(This space accidentally left blank.)
(This tagline deleted due to lack of interest)
(This tagline may contain an encrypted satanic message)
(To Hillary) All We Are Saying, Is Give Peas A Chance.
(Tom hums Jeopardy theme) Crow: What is Total Oblivion?
(Troi hits a few rocks)
(Troi standing behind Worf) "Captain, I feel Worf!"
(Troi standing behind Worf) "Captain, I feel ... Worf!"
(Troi starts to fall and roll down the mountain bouncing)
(Troi turns to Riker....and yes..coughs a hairball in his lap)
(Under a dragon) : -He can't breathe me !!!!!
(Unregistered) <-- World's most popular tagline.
(User) Huh? What's a modem?... NO CARRIER
(Vaal's eyes light up) That's not the way (in). [*] Evidently not.
(Void where prohibited by common sense)
(W)hy (I)t (N)ever (DO)es (W)hat its (S)upposed to.
(W)indows (I)cons (M)ice (P)ointers (S)heesh!
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(WHACK!) That was a bookcase -- do you feel better?" -- Pirate Jenny
(Welcome back from the previous message!)
(Wife to husband) I caught junior reading echo mail again.
(Windows on a P-5 90Mhz)=(Dos 3.3 on an IBM XT 8.7 MHz)
(X) Official Business ( ) Surreptitious Business ( ) Subversive.
(Y)our wife aborts # 2, (Y)our kid is killed by school bus, (Y)our blind
(Yes, I know about alt.horror.cthulhu)
(You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
(_)] Beer.
(_)] <- Short Beer.
(_*__ <- Tribble on a tobaggan
(a short musical interlude)
(a) Fast, (b) Reliable, (c) Inexpensive - Pick Two.
(a)bort, (r)etry, (G)et out the bloody axe!
(a)bort, (r)etry, (W)hack the friggin thing.
(a)bort, (r)etry, (c)all for help
(add to POSTLINK.CFG) ANNOY-SYSOP = Y
(add to TLX.CFG) IGNORE-ALL-PROGRAMMING-ERRORS = YES
(add to postlink.cfg) IGNORE-ALL-PROGRAMING-ERRORS=YES
(any tagline that puzzles you, please ask me! 8-)
(background here is really a lo-tech .bmp)
(beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer.
(bending pop-can tab over a penny) Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
(bits of ice striking hull) "Captain, we're being hailed
(bits of ice striking hull) "Captain, we're being hailed."
(c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm)
(c) 1993 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.
(c) 1994 All rights wronged unless left.
(c) 1994 De Ja Vu Inc. (c) 1994 De Ja Vu Inc.
(c) 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Hehehehe.
(c) 1994 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm)
(c) Clinton, 1993 All lefts reserved, all rights repealed
(c) Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserved.
(c) Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
(c) Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
(c) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'
(c) Windoze, (tm) Microsmurf Corp.
(c) copyrighted tagline. @@@@@@ Steal THIS!! @@@@@ I dare you! @@@@@
(char *)lie = "brown";
(continued from previous tagline) sex (see next tagline)
(continued next post...)
(dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more
(do you have invisible electricity for writing invisible taglines??)
(ducking the spray of saliva as you raspberry the screen)
(exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(expletive deleted) -R. Nixon
(expletive deleted) -R. Nixon
(good or excellent)
(gya kay haku mason = Tibetan for I don't understand chinese)
(heard at Gander) "Look at the Jesus Jumpin Jets, Ma!"
(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My READER is drunk ...
(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk (hic)
(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk ...
(hic) BWave 2.12 (hic) BWave 2.12 * My computer is drunk ...
(hic) Error (hic) Bad command or file name * My computer is drunk ...
(hmm)Ooo.. :( Thinking sad thoughts.
(honesty mode off) Fido-netmail is perfectly reliable (honesty mode on).
(horrified) No! Not the Knights who say Ni!
(huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ۳ݳݳ
(ink blot test) "What's this look like?" "A tagline"
(invisible tagline -- send money for special glasses!)
(no official affiliation with the above ...)
(null cookie; hope that's ok)
(null tagline)
(on the Polar Bear Club) Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?
(or wanna swap anime)
(or whatever) and you can edit out all the other quoted junk,
(product warnings squashed to tagline nuclei by John Foster)
(send money)SUBLIMINAL(send money)TAGLINE(send money)
(shhhh!) Don't tell O.J., but *I* really did it.
(sign) Nodnol selim 85 "It's written in Bulgarian" * Dave Lister
(sing) Sonic the Hedgehog Kicks Doctor Robotnik's Butt! (Go Sonic!)
(singing) Girls, they wanna have recipes!
(singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Beautiful spam!
(singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
(singing): Spam, spam, it comes in a can...And elephants come in quarts!
(sniff) (sniff) ... Ok, who UARTed?
(sniff) (sniff) Ok, who UARTed?
(sniff) Is that smoke from the power supply?
(sniff) Where has that been - Crow on gun
(starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam spam...
(starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam
(starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
(still am, you can tell, right? <grin> ) as I never expected a response
(still am, you can tell, right? grin ) as I never expected a response
(stubborn cat) + (blind driver) = (flat cat).
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
(tee hee) Just push the little handle and ...............whoosh! Gone!
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(to_be || !to_be) == question
(under my breath) "Stupid git."
(under my breath) stupid git.
(usu. refers to lighting a cigarette)
(with a smile) "Take the neccessary sleep inducements..." * Picard
(you're supposed to read up there)
(|)(|)(|) <-Mooning by tagline!
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) ) ) ) > > > > > > >> >> >> ===----I'm outa here!
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)8-) scuba smiley big-face
):-( unsmiley big-face
)======+------( The CLUB for Taglines. Used by over 600 moderators.
* Bill Clinton - Joey Buttafouco with a drawl...
* [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ] *
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble | \ / - <- Tribble Kit (some assembly required)
* <-- Tribble <-- Stealth Tribble
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble *-*-*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Tribble _ <- "Tribble Meets Godzilla"
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble "* * * * *" <- Tribble Con 1994!
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Leaving The Bank.
* <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- Floating Tribble sign
* <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese twin baby Tribbles
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble undergoing mitosis.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <- Tribble %. <- Female Tribble-Not tonight, I have my period
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble boomerang.
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble on a bender.
* <- Tribble >>>*<<< <- Sergeant Tribble, Their Leader.
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Tribble In A Vise.
* <- Tribble >|< <- Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble <*> <- Grinning Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble (((*))) <- Dizzy Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones.
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- "I'm Bat-Tribble..."
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;))
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble.(L&R sideviews/Topview)
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribble after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbs * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * * * * <- Tribble Con.
* <- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <- Tribble *!#*!^*&:-) <- A schizophrenic Tribble
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position
* <- Tribble *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble *> --> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble ** <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
* <- Tribble ** <- More Tribbles *** <-And even more
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble Olympics, Synchro Swimming
* <- Tribble ** <- Young Tribbles in love
* <- Tribble ** **** <- This Tribble contains a Black Hole
* <- Tribble *** <- Treble Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble Olympic parade
* <- Tribble *** *** *** <- Tribble drill team.
* <- Tribble ***** <- No Tribble at all
* <- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble **************************** <- Tribble + Grain
* <- Tribble ***-A-*** <- Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble
* <- Tribble **_**_** <- Caution, Tribble crossing.
* <- Tribble *+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble *+ <- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery
* <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Violent Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Violent Tribble
* <- Tribble *----------- <- Pinochio Tribble
* <- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble-Not tonight, I have my period
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribbles, discovered by WJC
* <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribbles
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble *.... <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *..... <- Tribble With 5 Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics, Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */(***) <- Censored Tribble
* <- Tribble */\* <- Highlander Tribbles.
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed Tribble.
* <- Tribble */~~ <- Tribble dominatrix
* <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote.
* <- Tribble *10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for a stroll.
* <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber.
* <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <- Tribble *\\ *\\ <- Tribble Olympics, Skiing
* <- Tribble *\|__ <- Tribble Olympics, Pole Vaulting
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *^^^ <- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble Bowling
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble in love with a rock
* <- Tribble *o- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble *}-- <- Tribble with Lance
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Born again Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble + <- Emaciated Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <- Tribble + <- Wet Tribble.
* <- Tribble +^+^+^+^+^+^+ <- Thangies
* <- Tribble , <- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble , <- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble ,*( <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble - <- Negative Tribble
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>* <- Tribble snagged by comet
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble -*- <- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body.
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble ---------***** <- Group Tribble bungee jump
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Bald Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble . <- Before hair club * <- After hair club
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ZIP encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble midget
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a crew cut.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble .*e <- How Quayle spells "Tribble"
* <- Tribble ..*****..*****..*****..*****.. <- Family Reunion
* <- Tribble .= <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble / <- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches
* <- Tribble /\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <- Tribble /\*\ <- Tribble putting on a roof
* <- Tribble /\/\/\/\*//\/\/\/\/\/\ <- Tribble Olympics: moguls
* <- Tribble 0 <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble Looking at you
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble :-* <- Tribble smiley (Terran meaning: ate something
* <- Tribble :. <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble = <- Dissected Tribble
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on railroad tracks
* <- Tribble =*= <- Red Baron Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Terrifying Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble @ <- Dreaded Tribble viper.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble X-Ray
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble fetus
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on a target range
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Macro Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble LOAD"*",8 <- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble Oo*0 <- Tribble in a line-up.
* <- Tribble Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************
* <- Tribble Tribble Math: * + Grain = ************************
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in Transporter.
* <- Tribble X< o= <- Tribble and Rock 'n Roll
* <- Tribble Y <- Hare Krishna Tribble
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*****/] <- Tribble multiplication meter
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble [+*+] <- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <- Tribble [oo] <-Horse with blinders [**] <- Tribble horse
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- No Tribble at all
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after fight with Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after visit to Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on by Worf!
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Bozo T. Clown ( 'T' stands for Tribble )
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his ghak.
* <- Tribble __*\_|-|_/*_ <- Tribble Olympics: pole vault
* <- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <- Tribble polevaulting.
* <- Tribble _______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: Ski Jump
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble a <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble f <- Anti-Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean-Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Minimized Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <- Tribble o <- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <- Tribble Wool
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribble
* <- Tribble x <- Village people Tribble
* <- Tribble xxx=<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Anorexic Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble, waiting to see the doctor.
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble caught in a trash compactor.
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <- Tribble |\|/| <- Big mutant Tribble claw
* <- Tribble |_*_\ |_*_\/_*_| |_*_\ <- Tribble Dodg'em cars
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble
* <- Tribble || <- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <- Tribble }-*-{ <- Darth Tribble in his TIE Fighter
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble ~#~ <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble ~%#{.>&$ <- Tribble after using WINdoze.
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows.
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ <- Tribbled Waters
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimmilates
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble: Fuzzy ball, born pregnant, and has voracious appetite
* < - Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* < - Tribble _ < - Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* < - Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- After hair club for tribbles . <- Before hair club.
* <- TribblARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! <BOOM>
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble KaBob
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.zip
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble _ <- Worf's tribble after not using the litter box.
* <- Tribble o <- Bald tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <-- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Roadkill Tribble - Darkwood
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble in Transporter.
* <- Tribble >8*8< <- Tribble in an X-Wing
* <- Tribble <*> <- Sergeant tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his personal TIE
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble *+ <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles sword fighting
* <- Tribble *// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble *2 <- Squared tribbles
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble ,*( <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*I <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble . <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble = <- dissected tribble
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble T <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble T <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in Transporter.
* <- Tribble X< o= o= <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble ^o^ <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble a <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble d <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble f <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Bald tribble after hairclub vis
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o-*-o <- Tribble in a Y-Wing
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble s <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble |-*-| <- Tribble in a TIE Fighter
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble $ <- Donald Tribble.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis.
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Disguised As An Asterisk.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block)
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting.
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock.
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribbles On Drugs.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After Hair Club.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble On Dexitrim.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble In A Whirlpool.
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble x <- Village People Tribble.
* <- Tribble | <- Anorexic Tribble.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very Drunk Tribble.
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble >< <- Tribble In A Vice.
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*,*-) <- Tribble in a TIE Bomber
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble */ <-- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Skiing.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribblets.
* <- Tribble ***** <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble Kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binar Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *.. <- Tribble Droppings.
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble -->--*-- <-- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill.
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble.
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble *>--> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble *.... <- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles Swordfighting.
* <- Tribble ->I<- <-Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble. . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble. =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- tribble | <- anorexic tribble
* <- tribble $***,***,***.** floating tribble sign
* <-- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <-Tribble. (*) Tribble in a tie fighter.
* -ww- U -ww - Kilroy was here.
* Arkansas Ranks 1st in production of "chicken litter" in the U.S.
* Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* < - - Tribble # < - - Tribble Waffle.
* << Bill >> *
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- TRIBBLE.EXE . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- TribblARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! <BOOM>
* <- Tribble <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the dark.
* <- Tribble * <- Dreaded Tribble Viper.
* <- Tribble x <- Village People Tribble.
* <- Tribble 0 <- Tribble in Transporter
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble - Creativity block.
* <- Tribble *+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane.
* <- Tribble *J <- A Tribble snorkelling.
* <- Tribble *J <- Snorkeling Tribble
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble in love with a rock.
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD.
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble f <- Anti-Tribble.
* <- Tribble f <- Tribble with a hula hoop.
* <- Tribble o <- Dunce Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble j <- Tribble wearing a condom.
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble * <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Tribble-> *
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble having Safe Sex
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * * <- Treble.
* <- Tribble * o * <- Tribbles playing Frisbee.
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble ** <- More Tribbles *** <-And even more
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre
* <- Tribble *J <- A Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <- Tribble *______________o_____||| <- Tribble bowling.
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble --*--> <- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <- Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill.
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble meets Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble.
* <- Tribble {{{ * <- The No-Win Tribble
* <- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ <- Tribbled Waters
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble having Safe Sex.
* <- Tribble. ********** <- 5 minutes later.
* <- Tribble. <- Cloaked Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble. $ <- Donald Tribble.
* <- Tribble. % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis.
* <- Tribble. * <- Deep-Sea Tribble.
* <- Tribble. * <- Dissected Tribble.
* <- Tribble. * <- Hari Krishna Tribble.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble After Wash Cycle.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble Disguised As An Asterisk.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block)
* <- Tribble. * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble. + <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble. + <- Tribbles On Drugs.
* <- Tribble. - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast
* <- Tribble. . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble. . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After Hair Club.
* <- Tribble. @ <- Tribble In A Whirlpool.
* <- Tribble. O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble. _ <- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <- Tribble. _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <- Tribble. o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble. | <- Anorexic Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ~ <- Very Drunk Tribble.
* <- Tribble. >< <- Tribble In A Vice.
* <- Tribble. ** <- Siamese Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble. *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock.
* <- Tribble. __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble. !*! <- Skiing Tribble.
* <- Tribble. (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble Impaled On A Huge Spear
* <- Tribble. *** <- Tribblets.
* <- Tribble. **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble. *.* <- Binar Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble. ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble. ^*^ <- Dead Tribble.
* <- Tribble. _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet
* <- Tribble. `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble. $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs
* <- Tribble. *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble. *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble. *>--> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble. *. <- Tribble Droppings.
* <- Tribble. */ \* <- Tribbles Swordfighting.
* <- Tribble. >< <- Tribble in a vise-grip.
* <- Tribble. *.. <- Tribble With 5 Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble. *>--> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves
* <- Tribble. *-*-*-- <- Tribble Kabob.
* <- Tribble. ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill.
* <- Tribble. Duh.
* <- Tribble. O <- Bald midget tribble with little leggies.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble. . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble. =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- a tribble . <- a tribble with a close shave.
* <- a tribble @ <- a tribble when you're on acid.
* <-- Odo, disguised as a tribble
* <-- Good Tribble * <-- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <-- Good Tribble =* <-- Evil Tribble
* <-- Odo disguised as a Tribble.
* <-- Tribble <-- Stealth Tribble
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble of Borg
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble after Borg assimilation
* <-- Tribble <-- Cloaked Tribble.
* <-- Tribble <-- Invisible Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Stealth Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- The Invisible Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble with a cloaking device.
* <-- Tribble *^^^ <-- Bajoran Tribble
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble waffle
* <-- Tribble # <--- Tribble after Borg assimilation
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble waffle
* <-- Tribble % <-- Siamese Tribble-twins
* <-- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby tribbles
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <-- Tribble * <-- McTribble sandwich
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble (creativity block ;))
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble [creativity block ;-)]
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <-- Tribble *-*-*-- <-- Tribble-kabob
* <-- Tribble *-*-*-- <-- Tribble kabob
* <-- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <-- Tribble *. <-- Tribble droppins
* <-- Tribble *....... <-- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblings.
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble with a lightsabre
* <-- Tribble *J <-- A Tribble snorkelling
* <-- Tribble . <-- A wet Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ARJ
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ZIP
* <-- Tribble /~\*[-- <-- Teenage Mutant Ninga Tribble
* <-- Tribble /~\*[-- <-- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Vulcan Tribble
* <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <-- Tribble `*' <-- Vulcan Tribble
* <-- Tribble o < Jean-Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble |_*_| <-- Housebroken Tribble
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Tribble toupee.
* <-- Tribble <-- Rectangular tribble
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Surprised tribble
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <-- Tribble !*! <-- Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble !*! <-- Tribble Skiing
* <-- Tribble "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <-- Tribble # <-- Borg tribble
* <-- Tribble # <-- Electrocuted Tribble
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble Waffle.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble assimilated by Borg.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble with his hair spiked.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble's head exploding
* <-- Tribble # <--- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-- Tribble $ <-- The Donald Tribble
* <-- Tribble $ <-- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <-- Tribble $ <-- Tribble after drug dealing
* <-- Tribble $***,***,***.** <-- floating tribble sign
* <-- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby tribbles.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble neighbors.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble on drugs
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble wearing glasses
* <-- Tribble % <-- tribble in need of a stress pill
* <-- Tribble & <-- Tribble.ZOO
* <-- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <-- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <-- Tribble > <-- Tribble boomerang.
* <-- Tribble >< <-- Tribble In A Vise.
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Romulan tribble
* <-- Tribble <<<*>>> <-- seaman tribble
* <-- Tribble <*> <-- Grinning tribble
* <-- Tribble <**<****** <-- Tribble Rubber Chicken
* <-- Tribble <-*-> <-- Darth Tribble in Tie Fighter
* <-- Tribble <-*-> <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE figher
* <-- Tribble <--*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <-- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <-- Tribble ' <-- Tribble.ZIP
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Copyrighted Tribble
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble in a TIE fighter
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with deflector screens.
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
* <-- Tribble (*) (*) <-- Tribbles with shields up
* <-- Tribble * <-- Alien Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <-- Tribble * <-- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Deep-Sea Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Dissected Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Frightened Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <-- Tribble * <-- Hari Krishna tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <-- Tribble * <-- McTribble sandwich
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Rectangular tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble Reproducing
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble Running
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble Sandwich.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble Unrolled
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble after Biology lab
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble after a close shave
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble after a haircut
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble after a really close shave
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble after big dinner
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble at a Weight Watchers meeting
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble beaming up
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble having Safe Sex
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble in Transporter
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble in cap and gown
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble in the mist
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble on Stilts
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble on drugs
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble that didn't make it
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble version 0.72
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble wearing condom
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble with a Wave
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble with a headache
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble with a hula hoop.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble.ARC
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) * <-- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Trigonometric Tribble. (L&R side views, Top view)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * <-- after struck by elevator door.
* <-- Tribble * <-- tribble impaled on huge spear
* <-- Tribble * <-- tribble roadkill
* <-- Tribble * * <-- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* <-- Tribble * * * * * <-- Tribble Con.
* <-- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <-- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <-- Tribble * . . . . . <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble *! * <-- Tribble playing baseball.
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Baseball tribble
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <-- Tribble *$ <-- Tribble leaving the bank
* <-- Tribble *& <-- tribble playing the harp
* <-- Tribble *> - <-- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <-- Tribble *>--> <-- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <-- Tribble *' <-- Tribble with an attitude
* <-- Tribble ** <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Siamese Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Squared tribble
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Tribble Snorkelling
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Young tribbles in love
* <-- Tribble ** <-- tribble calling for police
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <-- Tribble *** <- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* <-- Tribble *** <-- McTribble
* <-- Tribble *** <-- Sergeant tribble
* <-- Tribble *** <-- Treble.
* <-- Tribble *** <-- Tribblets.
* <-- Tribble *** <-- terrifying flying tribble
* <-- Tribble **** <-- Black Widow tribble
* <-- Tribble **** <-- King Neptribble
* <-- Tribble **** <-- pretty good tribble movie rating
* <-- Tribble ***** <-- Admiral Tribble
* <-- Tribble ***** <-- Tribble, the flying Nun
* <-- Tribble ****** <-- Cross Country Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <-- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- Bullwinkle Tribble
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- Captain Tribble
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <-- Tribble ********** <-- Generic Tribble
* <-- Tribble ********** <-- UHF/VHF Tribble
* <-- Tribble ********** got'ta match? ************ tribble refuses.
* <-- Tribble *****^*^***** <-- weightlifting tribble
* <-- Tribble *****|**** <-- tribbles playing water volleyball
* <-- Tribble ***. <-- tribble celebrating New Year
* <-- Tribble ***.*** <-- Rudolph the Red Nosed tribble
* <-- Tribble **7 <-- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <-- Tribble *- <-- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <-- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <-- Tribble *-*-*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <-- Tribble *--) <-- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <-- Tribble *--* <-- Tribbles holding hands.
* <-- Tribble *--* <-- violent tribbles.
* <-- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <-- Tribble *. <-- "Not tonight, I started my period."
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Binar Tribbles
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Binary Tribbles
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Tribble file name
* <-- Tribble *.. <-- Tribble droppins
* <-- Tribble *.. <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble *..* <-- Tribble Family.
* <-- Tribble *..... <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble bandleader!
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <-- Tribble */ \* <-- Tribble Olympics, Fencing
* <-- Tribble */ \* <-- Tribbles swordfighting
* <-- Tribble */^ <-- Tribble tipping hat
* <-- Tribble *1 <-- Tribble footnote.
* <-- Tribble *8 <-- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <-- Tribble *8 *8 *8 <-- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
* <-- Tribble *? <-- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <-- Tribble *D--> <-- William Tell tribble
* <-- Tribble *J <-- A Tribble snorkelling
* <-- Tribble *J <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <-- Tribble *L. <-- Tribble playing golf
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <-- Tribble *L. * <-- Tribble playing golf
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble playing golf
* <-- Tribble *\ <-- Tribble with a HEAVY saber.
* <-- Tribble *\ |--| /* <-- Tribble polevaulting
* <-- Tribble *\ . /* <-- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <-- Tribble *\\ <-- Tribble Going Skiing
* <-- Tribble *\\ <-- Tribble Olympics, Skiing
* <-- Tribble *\|__ <-- Tribble Olympics, Pole Vaulting
* <-- Tribble *][ <-- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <-- Tribble *^ <-- Tribble Praying
* <-- Tribble *o <-- Tribble In Love With A Rock.
* <-- Tribble *|-------*- <--- Jousting Tribbles
* <-- Tribble *} -- | <-- Tribble Archery
* <-- Tribble *}*.**.**.**.*** <-- 2 tribbles talking on phone
* <-- Tribble *}- 0 <-- Tribble Olympics, Archery
* <-- Tribble *}-- <-- Tribble with Lance
* <-- Tribble + <-- Bald Tribble.
* <-- Tribble + <-- Positive Tribble
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble With Mange.
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble on a diet.
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribbles on drugs
* <-- Tribble , <-- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <-- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <-- Tribble ,** <-- Tribble peg--leg with cane
* <-- Tribble ,*, <-- Tribble with legs showing
* <-- Tribble ,*|-------*- <-- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <-- Tribble - <-- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <-- Tribble -<--*-- <-Tribble after sword fight
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Flying Tribble
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body.
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <-- Tribble -*-*-*- <-- Tribble chain.
* <-- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <-- Tribble kabob
* <-- Tribble --*--* <-- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <-- Tribble --*--*--*--*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <-- Tribble . <-- A wet tribble : <--- 2 wet tribbles
* <-- Tribble . <-- Alien Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Bald tribble after hairclub visit
* <-- Tribble . <-- Chinese Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble After A Shower.
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble After Hair Club.
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble After Wash Cycle.
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after a haircut
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble with a haircut
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ARJ
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.LhA
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ZIP
* <-- Tribble . <-- tribble after a close shave
* <-- Tribble . <--- A wet tribble
* <-- Tribble .* <-- Tribble listening to rock
* <-- Tribble .* <-- Tribble on a windy day.
* <-- Tribble .* <-- Tribble listening to rock music
* <-- Tribble .* <-- Tribble on a windy day.
* <-- Tribble .*e <-- How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <-- Tribble / <-- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <-- Tribble /*\ <-- Tribble on crutches
* <-- Tribble /\*/\ <-- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <-- Tribble /~\*[-- <-- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble
* <-- Tribble : <-- 2 wet tribbles having sex.
* <-- Tribble = <-- McTribble Sandwich
* <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <-- Tribble = <-- dissected tribble.
* <-- Tribble =<*>=<8) <-- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <-- Tribble =*= <-- Red Baron Tribble
* <-- Tribble ===#=== <-- Tribble Roadkill.
* <-- Tribble ? <-- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <-- Tribble ? <-- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <-- Tribble ?*? <-- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Dreaded tribble viper.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble X-Ray.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble fetus
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on LSD
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on a target range
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble, as seen by a druggie.
* <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Ferengi Tribble
* <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Macro Tribble
* <-- Tribble D <-- Tribble Sandwich.
* <-- Tribble O <-- Pregnant Tribble
* <-- Tribble O <-- Really Fat Tribble
* <-- Tribble O <-- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <-- Tribble [***] <-- Mime tribble trying to get out of box
* <-- Tribble [*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
* <-- Tribble [+*+] <-- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <-- Tribble \*/ <-- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <-- Tribble \*/ |* .*. ** <-- Teenage Mutant Tribbles
* <-- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^ <-- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- BatTribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Dead tribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Vulcan Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^.^ <-- Viking Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Roadkill Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble on drugs.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble stepped on.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <-- Tribble _ <-- after fight with Godzilla.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- drunk tribble
* <-- Tribble _*_ <-- Tribble Bozo.
* <-- Tribble _*_ <-- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <-- Tribble _OO*O***O___O***O <-- 4 racing Tribble Belt Sanders
* <-- Tribble __ <-- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <-- Tribble __*\_|-|_/*_ <-- Tribbles polevaulting.
* <-- Tribble `*' <-- Andorian Tribble
* <-- Tribble `*' <-- Viking Tribble.
* <-- Tribble `*' <-- Vulcan Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Bald Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Fat Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean-Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Shaved tribble with an innie belly button!
* <-- Tribble o <-- after hairclub visit
* <-- Tribble o <--- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <--- Tribble Wool
* <-- Tribble o* o* o* <-- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <-- Tribble o***** <-- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
* <-- Tribble o*o <-- Tribble bicycling
* <-- Tribble o= <-- Tribble on a windy day.
* <-- Tribble x <-- Village people tribble
* <-- Tribble {{* <-- Klingon tribble
* <-- Tribble {{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- Bulemic Tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- anorexic tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <-- Tribble |\|/| <-- Big mutant tribble claw
* <-- Tribble |_*_| <-- Housebroken Tribble
* <-- Tribble || <-- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Tribble struck by lightning
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Tribble toupee.
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Very drunk tribble
* <-- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- Tribbles after using Windows.
* <-- Tribble ~*~ <-- Tribble in heaven
* <-- Tribble'# <-- Tribble after Borg Assimilation
* <-- Tribble. ~*~ <-- Tribble in heaven.
* <-- tribble *! <--- Luke Skywalker tribble
* <-- tribble *> <--- tribble reading a book
* <-- tribble *^* <--- two tribbles holding hands
* <--- Tribble <--- Cloaked Tribble
* <--- Tribble # <--- Tribble in transporter
* <--- Tribble o-*-o <--- Tribble in a Y-Wing
* <--- Tribble ! <--- Surprised tribble
* <--- Tribble ! <--- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <--- Tribble ! <--- Tribble with a Mohawk
* <--- Tribble !*! <--- Tribble with snowshoes
* <--- Tribble # <--- Electrocuted Tribble
* <--- Tribble # <--- Tribble Waffle.
* <--- Tribble # <--- Tribble after being assimilated by the Borg
* <--- Tribble #%*&@ <--- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <--- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <--- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <--- Tribble &^#/&$! <--- When a Klingon sees a Tribble
* <--- Tribble >*< <--- Luke Skywalker Tribble
* <--- Tribble >*< <--- Tribble in an X-Wing
* <--- Tribble (*) <--- Tribble with deflector screens
* <--- Tribble (-*-) <--- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <--- Tribble * <--- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <--- Tribble * <--- Pregnant Tribble
* <--- Tribble * <--- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <--- Tribble * <--- Tribble having safe sex
* <--- Tribble * * <--- Tribbles * * * <--- Tribblets
* <--- Tribble *> --> <--- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves
* <--- Tribble ** <--- Siamese Tribbles
* <--- Tribble **7 <--- Secret agent Tribble
* <--- Tribble *+ <--- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <--- Tribble *--) <--- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <--- Tribble *--* <--- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <--- Tribble */ <--- Band conductor Tribble
* <--- Tribble */ <--- Tribble bandleader!
* <--- Tribble */ <--- Tribble with a sword
* <--- Tribble */ \* <--- Two Tribbles having a sword fight
* <--- Tribble *// <--- Tribble going skiing
* <--- Tribble */^ <--- Tribble tipping hat
* <--- Tribble *= <--- The Starship Tribbleprise
* <--- Tribble *J <--- Tribble snorkelling
* <--- Tribble *______________o_____||| <--- Tribble bowling
* <--- Tribble + <--- Tribble on a diet
* <--- Tribble +++o+++ <--- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <--- Tribble -*- <--- Flying Tribble
* <--- Tribble -*- <--- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body.
* <--- Tribble . <--- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <--- Tribble . <--- Tribble after a close shave
* <--- Tribble . <--- Tribble on drugs
* <--- Tribble /*\ <--- Tribble on crutches
* <--- Tribble ===#=== <--- Tribble roadkill
* <--- Tribble @ <--- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <--- Tribble @*@ <--- Ferengi Tribble
* <--- Tribble @n*++------o <--- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <--- Tribble D <--- Tribble sandwich
* <--- Tribble [*] <--- Tribble wearing headphones
* <--- Tribble \*/ <--- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <--- Tribble ^o^ <--- Viking Tribble
* <--- Tribble _ <--- Tribble after a steam roller
* <--- Tribble _ <--- Tribble vs Godzilla
* <--- Tribble _*_ <--- Tribble with feet
* <--- Tribble `*' <--- Vulcan Tribble
* <--- Tribble o <--- Minimized Tribbles
* <--- Tribble o <--- Tribble after a haircut
* <--- Tribble o*o <--- Tribble bicycling
* <--- Tribble o*o o*o <--- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <--- Tribble o= <--- Tribble on a windy day.
* <--- Tribble +---*---+ <--- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <--- Tribble . <--- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <--- Tribble @*@ <--- Ferengi Tribble
* <--- Tribble ___------------------* <--- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <--- Tribble Load"*",8 <--- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <--- Tribble. ___ <--- Road Tribble.
* <----Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <----Tribble.EXE . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <-Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble
* <-Tribble # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation
* <-Tribble *** <- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later.
* <|-) User is Chinese.
* - | - Tribble Archery
* - Tribble - Cloaked Tribble
* - Tribble # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* - Tribble # - Electrocuted tribble.
* - Tribble # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* - Tribble # - Tribble After Meeting Borg
* - Tribble * - Tribble with shields up
* - Tribble *' - Tribble with an attitude
* - Tribble *- - Tribble after male augmentation
* - Tribble */ - Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* - Tribble */ - Tribble bandleader!
* - Tribble */ \* - Tribbles swordfighting
* - Tribble */^ - Tribble tipping hat
* - Tribble *8 - Tribble and mama out for stroll
* - Tribble *\ |--| /* - Tribble polevaulting
* - Tribble *\\ - Tribble Going Skiing
* - Tribble *^ - Tribble Praying
* - Tribble *} - | - Tribble Archery
* - Tribble ,*, - Tribble with legs showing
* - Tribble -*-*-*-*- - Tribble kabob
* - Tribble . - Tribble after a haircut
* - Tribble 0 - Pregnant Tribble
* - Tribble [*] - Tribble wearing headphones
* - Tribble \*/ - Tribble giving up to mugger
* - Tribble _ - Tribble vs. Godzilla
* - Tribble _ - drunk tribble
* - Tribble o - Bald Tribble.
* - Tribble o - Jean Luc Tribble
* - Tribble o*o - Tribble bicycling
* - Tribble ~*~ - Tribble in heaven
* - Tribble. - Cloaked Tribble.
* - Tribble. ! - Tribble After Encountering a Klingon
* - Tribble. ! - Tribble With A Mohawk.
* - Tribble. ! - Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* - Tribble. # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* - Tribble. * - Upside-Down Tribble.
* - Tribble. + - Bald Tribble.
* - Tribble. - - Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* - Tribble. . - Shaved Tribble.
* - Tribble. . - TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* - Tribble. . - Tribble After A Shower.
* - Tribble. . - Tribble After Hair Club.
* - Tribble. @ - Tribble In A Whirlpool.
* - Tribble. o - Jean Luc Tribble.
* - Tribble. ** - Siamese Tribbles.
* - Tribble. __ - Oops! Didn't See That One!
* - Tribble. (*) - Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* - Tribble. **7 - Secret Agent Tribble.
* - Tribble. *-~ - Tribble After Sex.
* - Tribble. -*- - Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* - Tribble. ?*? - Tribble In A Quandary.
* - Tribble. ^*^ - Dead Tribble.
* - Tribble. _*_ - Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* - Tribble. `*' - Viking Tribble.
* - Tribble. * - - Tribble Firing A Bow.
* - Tribble. *^^^ -- Bajoran Tribble
* - Tribble. *-- - Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* - Tribble. */ \* - Tribbles Swordfighting.
* - Tribble. *-*-*-- - Tribble Kabob.
* -- Tribble -- Stealth Tribble
* -- Tribble ! -- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* -- Tribble # --- Tribble after Borg assimilation
* -- Tribble # -- Tribble waffle
* -- Tribble % -- Siamese twin baby tribbles
* -- Tribble * -- Tribble [creativity block ;-)]
* -- Tribble ********* -- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* -- Tribble *-*-*-- -- Tribble kabob
* -- Tribble *....-- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblings.
* -- Tribble . -- Shaved tribble
* -- Tribble @ -- Tribble in a whirlpool
* -- Tribble o Jean-Luc Tribble
* -- Tribble (*) -- Tribble with shields up
* -- Tribble __ -- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* -- tribble * --- tribble reading a book
* -- tribble *! --- Luke Skywalker tribble
* -- tribble *^* --- two tribbles holding hands
* --- Tribble */^ --- Tribble tipping hat
* :-* User just ate something sour.
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble. <- Cloaked Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <- Tribble. * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble. + <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble. - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble. . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble. . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After Hair Club.
* <- Tribble. @ <- Tribble In A Whirlpool.
* <- Tribble. o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ** <- Siamese Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble. (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble. **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble. -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble. ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble. ^*^ <- Dead Tribble.
* <- Tribble. _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble. `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble. *< - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble. *^^^ <-- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble. */ \* <- Tribbles Swordfighting.
* <- Tribble. *<--> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble. *-*-*-- <- Tribble Kabob.
* <-- tribble *! <--- Luke Skywalker tribble
* <-- tribble *< >--- tribble reading a book
* <-- tribble *^* <--- two tribbles holding hands
* <--- Tribble */^ <--- Tribble tipping hat
* <|-) User is Chinese.
* JEANEALOGY: Study of Levi's, Wranglers, and other denims
* Never trust a sysop.
* Tribble. (*) Tribble in a tie fighter.
* | | Bulemic tribbles.waiting to see the doctor
* |-) User is Chinese.
* "Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?" * - Weird Al
* "I'm to sexy for the Borg..."* - J. L. Picard
* "MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
* "We must have the courage to quit." - Bill Clinton
* "We're exhuming... your potato." - Mulder
* > WHAT TAGLINE? < *
* < Tribble o* o* o* <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*/\**\_*/\**\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey fight
* <- After hair club for tribbles . <- Before hair club.
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Good Tribble =* <- Evil Tribble
* <- Good Tribble* <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
* <- McCoy Tribble. "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble..uh.."
* <- Neutered Tribble ********************** <- Unneutered Tribble
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Official Netwalker's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
* <- Official Tagger's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
* <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribbe. o <- Odo, as an "unfinished" Tribble.
* <- Tribbl*ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!* BOOM!!!!
* <- Tribble <- Tribble bugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower.
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribbles
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble bugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble <- Approximates
* <- Tribble <- Balding Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Dribbles
* <- Tribble <- Fraction Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Happy Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Hare Krishna Tribbles (You never see just ONE)
* <- Tribble <- Scribbles.
* <- Tribble <- Snake Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after a summer haircut
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised tribble
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble "* * * * *" <- Tribble Con 1993!
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Leaving The Bank.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
* <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- Floating Tribble sign
* <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese twin baby Tribbles
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble undergoing mitosis.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <- Tribble %. <- Female Tribble-Not tonight, I have my period
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble boomerang.
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble on a bender.
* <- Tribble >>>*<<< <- Sergeant Tribble, Their Leader.
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Tribble In A Vise.
* <- Tribble >|< <- Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble <<<*>>> <- Seaman Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Grinning Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the dark
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.PAK +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Wendys' Double Tribble sandwich.
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribble
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE Fighter
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble (((*))) <- Dizzy Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones.
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- "I'm Bat-Tribble..."
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE Fighter
* <- Tribble * <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- TribbARRRGGGHHH!
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Tribble-> * Tribble-> * * <- Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;))
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble (L/R/back/top/bottom view)
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble.(L&R sideviews/Topview)
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribble after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * * * * <- Tribble Con.
* <- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <- Tribble * ====u\ >BLAM!< <- How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble *!#*!^*&:-) <- A schizophrenic Tribble
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position
* <- Tribble *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble *> --> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble *< *< *<*<*< <- Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, & Louie
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble ** <- More Tribbles *** <-And even more
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble Olympics, Synchro Swimming
* <- Tribble ** <- Young Tribbles in love
* <- Tribble ** **** <- This Tribble contains a Black Hole
* <- Tribble *** <- Treble Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *** *** *** <- Tribble drill team.
* <- Tribble ***** <- No Tribble at all
* <- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble **************************** <- Tribble + Grain
* <- Tribble ***-A-*** <- Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble
* <- Tribble **_**_** <- Caution, Tribble crossing.
* <- Tribble *+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble *+ <- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery.
* <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Violent Tribbles.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands.
* <- Tribble *--* <- Violent Tribble
* <- Tribble *----------- <- Pinochio Tribble
* <- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble-Not tonight, I have my period
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribbles, discovered by WJC
* <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribbles
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <- Tribble *.... <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *..... <- Tribble With 5 Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *....... <- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ *********@@@** <- Tribble halftime
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics, Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */(***) <- Censored Tribble
* <- Tribble */\* <- Highlander Tribbles.
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed Tribble.
* <- Tribble */~~ <- Tribble dominatrix
* <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote.
* <- Tribble *10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for a stroll.
* <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <- Tribble *D--> <- William Tell Tribble
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber.
* <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <- Tribble *\\ *\\ <- Tribble Olympics, Skiing
* <- Tribble *\|__ <- Tribble Olympics, Pole Vaulting
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *^^^ <- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble Bowling
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble in love with a rock
* <- Tribble *o- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <- Tribble *}-- <- Tribble with Lance
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Born again Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Emaciated Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <- Tribble + <- Wet Tribble.
* <- Tribble +^+^+^+^+^+^+ <- Thangies
* <- Tribble , <- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble , <- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble ,*( <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble - <- Negative Tribble
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>* <- Tribble snagged by comet
* <- Tribble -<--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble -*- <- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body.
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble chain.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble ---------***** <- Group Tribble bungee jump
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Bald Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble . <- Before hair club * <- After hair club
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ZIP encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble midget
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a crew cut.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble.
* <- Tribble .*e <- How Quayle spells "Tribble"
* <- Tribble ..*****..*****..*****..*****.. <- Family Reunion
* <- Tribble .= <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble / <- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches
* <- Tribble /\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <- Tribble /\*\ <- Tribble putting on a roof
* <- Tribble /\/\/\/\*//\/\/\/\/\/\ <- Tribble Olympics: moguls
* <- Tribble /^\*[-- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble (Eugene)
* <- Tribble /~\*[-- <- Teenage Mutant Ninga Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble 0_*__ <- Tribble being sucked into a black hole
* <- Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble Looking at you
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble :. <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble = <- Dissected Tribble
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on railroad tracks
* <- Tribble =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- Tribble =*= <- Red Baron Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Terrifying Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble @ <- Dreaded Tribble viper.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble X-Ray
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble fetus
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on a target range
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble, as seen by a druggie
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble x-ray.
* <- Tribble @ ******* ******** <- Tribble football
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Macro Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble.
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble LOAD"*",8 <- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble Oo*0 <- Tribble in a line-up.
* <- Tribble Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************
* <- Tribble Tribble Math: * + Grain = ************************
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in Transporter.
* <- Tribble X< o= <- Tribble and Rock 'n Roll
* <- Tribble Y <- Hare Krishna Tribble
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*****/] <- Tribble multiplication meter
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble [+*+] <- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <- Tribble [oo] <-Horse with blinders [**] <- Tribble horse
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <- Service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- No Tribble at all
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after fight with Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after visit to Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on by Worf!
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Bozo T. Clown ( 'T' stands for Tribble )
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his ghak.
* <- Tribble __*\_|-|_/*_ <- Tribble Olympics: pole vault
* <- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <- Tribble polevaulting.
* <- Tribble _______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: Ski Jump
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble a <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble f <- Anti-Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean-Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Minimized Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <- Tribble o <- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <- Tribble Wool
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a haircut.
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribble
* <- Tribble x <- Village people Tribble
* <- Tribble xxx=<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Anorexic Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble, waiting to see the doctor.
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble caught in a trash compactor.
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <- Tribble |---------* <- Bungee Jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble |\|/| <- Big mutant Tribble claw
* <- Tribble |_*_\ |_*_\/_*_| |_*_\ <- Tribble Dodg'em cars
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble
* <- Tribble || <- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <- Tribble }*{ <- Tribble in a TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble }-*-{ <- Darth Tribble in his TIE Fighter
* <- Tribble }:-( <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble ~#~ <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble ~%#{.>&$ <- Tribble after using WINdoze.
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows.
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ <- Tribbled Waters
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble wearing clown shoes
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble <- Hero Steam engine powered tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after a really close shave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS \__/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble <censored> <- Very, very horny male Tribble. {LOL!}
* <- Tribble * <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble * <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble * <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Reproducing
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Running
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Unrolled
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble on Stilts
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble that didn't make it
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a Wave
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble * <- Kirk's toupee Coincidence?
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble ** <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <- Tribble ** <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* <- Tribble + * <- Four seconds in the growth of a tribble.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Tribble doing Ross Perot impression
* <- Tribble N*N <- Tribble with N's around it
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <- Service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised tribble
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble with a Mohawk
* <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Tribble
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble Skiing
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble "*..*" <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears
* <- Tribble "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Assimilated Tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Borg assimilated Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after being assimilated by the Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble in transporter
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble # - Tribble Assimilated by BORG
* <- Tribble #%*&@ <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble #*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
* <- Tribble #*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles looking between the shutters
* <- Tribble #~ <- Electrocuted Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
* <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- floating Tribble sign
* <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Tribble-twins
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence .
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses
* <- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble boomerang
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble on a bender
* <- Tribble >< <- Tribble in a vise-grip
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Luke Skywalker Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Tribble in an X-Wing
* <- Tribble >|< <- Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble <<<* <- Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*>><- seaman tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*) <- Staff Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*)) <- Sergeant Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <<<*))) <- Master Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<* <- Corporal Tribble
* <- Tribble <* <- Private Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <*> <- Grinning Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <*<- Grinning tribble
* <- Tribble <*<- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <*-<*-<*-<*- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Happy Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Inhale * <- Exhale <- Inhale * <- Exhale
* <- Tribble <- Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Major General Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble boomerang
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on a bender
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a cloaking device
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles in the dark.
* <- Tribble <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble <-*-<- Darth Tribble in his TIE figher
* <- Tribble <-*-<- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble <-*-<- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble <-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble <censored> <- Very, very horny male Tribble. {LOL!}
* <- Tribble <censored> <- Very, very horny male Tribble.
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble pilot in a TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with deflector screens
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (*) (*) <- Tribbles with shields up
* <- Tribble (*)**) <- Tribbles with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <- Tribble (side view)
* <- Tribble * U * <- Tribble horseshoes
* <- Tribble * <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles dueling
* <- Tribble * <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Dana disguised as a tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Tribble * <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Top view) * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk (You can tell!)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble having safe sex
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. Tribble -* Tribble -* * <- Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble. (L&R side views, Top view)
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * * <- Doubbles * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* <- Tribble * * <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribble Olympics: Biathlon
* <- Tribble * * * <- Delta Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
* <- Tribble * * * <- Treble
* <- Tribble * * * * * <- Tribble Con.
* <- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* <- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <- Tribble * ****u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble * - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble * ====u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
* <- Tribble *! * <- Tribble playing baseball.
* <- Tribble *! . <- Baseball Tribble
* <- Tribble *! . <- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <- Tribble *!#*!^*&:-) <- a schizophrenic Tribble
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *$ *$ *$ *$ <- Tribbles leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position
* <- Tribble *> - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble *< *<*<*<*< <- Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, Louie Tribbles
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *) <- Tribble Smilie
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon tribble
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribbles having Safe Sex (Can't you tell??!!)
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribbles in Love.
* <- Tribble ** <- Young Tribbles in love
* <- Tribble *** <- Sergeant tribble
* <- Tribble *** <- Treble Tribbles
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble ***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
* <- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute
* <- Tribble ********* <- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble ****************************** <- Tribble reunion
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble ***Alt13 Alt14 **Alt11Alt4 Alt14 <- tribble Olympic parade
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble **e <- How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <- Tribble *+ <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation
* <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics, Duelling
* <- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <- Tribble *- <- Aroused tribble
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery
* <- Tribble *-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- triple Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *--<- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands
* <- Tribble *--* <- violent tribbles
* <- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribbles
* <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribble
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble *.* <-- Binary Tribbles, discovered by WJC
* <- Tribble *.. <- Tribble droppins
* <- Tribble *.. <-Tribble Droppings
* <- Tribble *..<- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble *.......<- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Band conductor Tribble
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a sword
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */(***) <- Censored Tribble
* <- Tribble */-* <- tribble sword fight
* <- Tribble *// <- Tribble going skiing
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed tribble.
* <- Tribble */~~ <- Tribble dominatrix
* <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote
* <- Tribble *2 <- Squared Tribbles
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <- Tribble *8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
* <- Tribble *= <- The Starship Tribbleprise
* <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <- Tribble *D--<- William Tell Tribble
* <- Tribble *I* am the elder brother, Kern.
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *J <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *J <-- Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *L. * <- Tribble playing golf
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber
* <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ *\\ <- Tribble Olympics: Skiing
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Olympics, Skiing
* <- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\|__ <- Tribble Olympics, Pole Vaulting
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *^^^ <- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear."
* <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble bowling
* <- Tribble *______________o_____||| <- Tribble candlepin bowling
* <- Tribble *e How Quayle spells "Tribble"
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock
* <- Tribble *|-------*- <- Jousting Tribbles
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *} --<- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves, with longbow
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Born again Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble + <- Emaciated Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.OWS \_+_/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <- Tribble + <- Tribbles On Drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Wet Tribble
* <- Tribble +++o+++ <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <- Tribble +---*---+ <- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <- Tribble +^+^+^+^+^+^+ <- Thangies
* <- Tribble , <- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble , <- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble ,*( <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Negative Tribble Tribble
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>>>* <- Tribble snagged by comet
* <- Tribble ->I<- <-Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble -<--*-- <- Tribble after sword fight
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble -*- <- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble chain
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble --*-- <- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <- Tribble --*--*--*--*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble -|--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . . . . <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Before hair club for Tribbles * <- After hair club
* <- Tribble . <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble . <- General Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble Picard .- <- Tribble Picard playing flute
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble midget
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a crew cut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) . <- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <- Tribble . <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- Wet Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble . <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble .<- Brigadier General Tribble
* <- Tribble .*e <- How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <- Tribble .. <- Lieutenant General Tribble
* <- Tribble / <- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches
* <- Tribble /\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <- Tribble /\*\ <- Tribble putting on a roof
* <- Tribble /\/\/\/\*//\/\/\/\/\/\ <- Tribble Olympics: moguls
* <- Tribble /| _ *\ <- Tribble K.O. & Tribble in neutral corner
* <- Tribble /~\*[-- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble 0_*__ <- Tribble being sucked into a black hole
* <- Tribble 3 <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble Looking at you
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble :*: <- Spazzed Tribble
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble :-* <- Tribble smiley (Terran meaning: ate something sour)
* <- Tribble :. <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <- Tribble = <- dissected Tribble
* <- Tribble =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- Tribble =*= <- Red Baron Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble ===\-+-+-/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning Tribble
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary
* <- Tribble ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbles
* <- Tribble @ <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble fetus
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on a target range
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble x-ray
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble, as seen by a druggie
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Macro Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble @n*++------o <- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <- Tribble Alt-21 <- Hero Steam engine powered tribble
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble sandwich
* <- Tribble Duh.
* <- Tribble H@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ . _/* _/@H <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble Load"*",8 <- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble Oo*0 <- Tribble in a line-up
* <- Tribble Ryder* <- Mad Tribble Bomber
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in a Transporter
* <- Tribble X< o= o= <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble [+*+] <- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <- Tribble [-*-] <- Tribble on Klingon firing range
* <- Tribble [] <- Mime Tribble trying to get out of box
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Airman Tribble
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble \*/ |* *** ** <- Teenage Mutant Tribbles
* <- Tribble \*/ |* Y*Y *n <- Teenage Mutant Tribbles
* <- Tribble \\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <- service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble
* <- Tribble ^.^ <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after being run over.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after unfortunate steam roller accident
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble under an elephant.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Worf's tribble after not using the litter box.
* <- Tribble _ <- after fight with Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble _ <-Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After fight with Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After visit to Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble Bozo
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet
* <- Tribble _OO O * O___O * O <- 4 racing Tribble Belt Sanders
* <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble after run-in w/ Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his gagh
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his qagh
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's tribble after not using the litter box
* <- Tribble __ <= A Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble __*\_|-|_/*_ <- Tribbles polevaulting.
* <- Tribble ___ <- Road Tribble.
* <- Tribble ___------------------* <- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble ____ <- Tribble meets Ford at 65mph
* <- Tribble ______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: ski jump
* <- Tribble _________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble `*' `*' `*' <- Vulcan Tribbles.
* <- Tribble a a a <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble a*a*a*a <- Tribble and gagh surprise
* <- Tribble a*a*a*a <- Tribble and qagh surprise
* <- Tribble e* Tribble calling for police
* <- Tribble f f f <- Anti-Tribbles
* <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble k k k <- Hari Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble m m m <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Bald tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Minimized Tribbles
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <- Tribble o <- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <- Tribble Wool
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble o o o <- Bald Trebles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Minimized Tribbles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard tribbles
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles after a winter haircut!
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut!
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on drugs.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o o o <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o*o <- McTribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o*o o*o <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble o-*-o <- Tribble in a Y-Wing
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Trebles on a windy day.
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble p p p <- dissected tribbles
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble q q q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble x <- Village people Tribble
* <- Tribble xxx==<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake
* <- Tribble y y y <- Tribbles after a haircut
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-{*} <- Klingon eating Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble caught in a trash compactor
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <- Tribble | <- anorexic Tribble
* <- Tribble | | | <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble |\|/| <- Big mutant tribble claw
* <- Tribble |_*_\ |_*_\/_*_| |_*_\ <- Tribble Dodg'em cars
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble
* <- Tribble |_____________________* <- bungee-jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble || <- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <- Tribble }*{ <-Tribble TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble on Morphine
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble ~#~ <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble #####-@@*# <- Atlanta Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble >+-(Y_____) <- Tribble winning Sumo match
* <- Tribble (*)<- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (__ __) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
* <- Tribble (__YY__) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Tribble * u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble ***** <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble ===\-+-+-/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning tribble
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble U@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@U <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in Transporter
* <- Tribble XXXXXXX--- got'ta match? XXXXXXX----* tribble refuses.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after unfortunate steam roller accident.
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's tribble after not using the litter box.
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard Tribbles
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble x <- Village People Tribble.
* <- Tribble***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble*-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble. # <- Borged Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Excited Tribble.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble after Borg assilation.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <- Tribble. (*) <- Tribble in the Death Star.
* <- Tribble. & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine.
* <- Tribble. >-*-< <- Tribble in an X-Wing.
* <- Tribble. <<<* <- Petty Officer First Class Tribble.
* <- Tribble. <- Cloaked Tribble.
* <- Tribble. <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Fighter.+
* <- Tribble. ( ( <*> ) ) <- Tribble in Surround Sound.
* <- Tribble. ************** <- Tribbles disguised as a file end.
* <- Tribble. *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble after sex.
* <- Tribble. o <- Odo, as an "unfinished" Tribble.
* <- Tribble. o-*-o <- Tribble in a Y-Wing.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble After Encountering a Klingon.
* <- Tribble. ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <- Tribble. !*! <- Skiing Skiing.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <- Tribble. # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble. ### @@*# <- Redneck Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull.
* <- Tribble. $ <- Donald Tribble.
* <- Tribble. $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble. % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis.
* <- Tribble. >< <- Tribble In A Vice.
* <- Tribble. <<(((*)))>> <-Stereo broadcast tribble.
* <- Tribble. <- Invisible Tribble.
* <- Tribble. (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens.
* <- Tribble. * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble Disguised As An Asterisk.
* <- Tribble. * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block).
* <- Tribble. * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble. *> - <- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <- Tribble. *>--> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <- Tribble. ** <- Siamese Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. *** <- Tribblets.
* <- Tribble. **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble. *- <- Tribble With A Chain saw.
* <- Tribble. *-*-*-- <- Tribble Kabob.
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* <- Tribble. *.<- Tribble Droppings.
* <- Tribble. *.* <- Binar Tribbles.
* <- Tribble. *..<- Tribble With 5 Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble. *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble. */ \* <- Tribbles Sword fighting.
* <- Tribble. *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock.
* <- Tribble. + <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble. + <- Tribble With Mange.
* <- Tribble. + <- Tribbles On Drugs.
* <- Tribble. - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble. -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <- Tribble. . <- Shaved Tribble.
* <- Tribble. . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After A Shower.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble After Hair Club.
* <- Tribble. . <- Tribble On Dexitrim.
* <- Tribble. = <- Dissected Tribble.
* <- Tribble. = <- McTribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble. =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- Tribble. ===#=== <- Tribble Road kill.
* <- Tribble. ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <- Tribble. @ <- Tribble In A Whirlpool.
* <- Tribble. C <- Dreaded Tribble Viper.
* <- Tribble. D <- Deep-Sea Tribble.
* <- Tribble. D <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble. Duh.
* <- Tribble. O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble. ^*^ <- Dead Tribble.
* <- Tribble. _ <- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <- Tribble. _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <- Tribble. _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <- Tribble. __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble. `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble. a <- Tribble After Wash Cycle.
* <- Tribble. d <- Hari Krishna Tribble.
* <- Tribble. f <- Tribble Impaled On A Huge Spear.
* <- Tribble. o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble. o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble. | <- Anorexic Tribble.
* <- Tribble. ~ <- Very Drunk Tribble.
* <- Tribble.*-~ <- Tribble after sex.
* <- Tribble: Fuzzy ball, born pregnant, and has voracious appetite!
* <- Wook! Tagwine twacks!
* <- this is a Tribble. ^ <- this is a Tribble on drugs.
* <- tribble -*-*-*-*-*- <- tribble kabob
* <- tribble *)- * <-Tribble hunting tribbles.
* <- tribble ]]]]*[[[[ Captain Tribble
* <- tribble eDD tribble celebrating New Year
* <- tribble ~%#{..~$ <- tribbles after using a Macintosh!
* <- tribble. Duh.
* <-- A Tribble , <-- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <-- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <-- A Tribble ********** <-- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later...
* <-- A tribble . <-- A wet tribble : <-- 2 wet tribbles
* <-- Dot's hairbow
* <-- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <-- Good Tribble =* <- Evil Tribble
* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
* <-- Odo disguised as a Tribble.
* <-- Tribbl*ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!* BOOM!!!!
* <-- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble & <-- Tribble after wild surge
* <-- Tribble <-- Cloaked Tribble
* <-- Tribble <--Tribble on drugs (Alt 15)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble Sandwich
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.Zip
* <-- Tribble D <-- Tribble Sandwich.
* <-- Tribble X <-- Tribble in Transporter
* <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble after run-in w/ Godzilla
* <-- Tribble h <-- Tribble Sandwich
* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble (*)<-- Tribble with shields up
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Ross Perotribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Tribble.ZIP . <-- Tribble.ARJ
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-- Tribble <-- Cloaked Tribble.
* <-- Tribble <-- Invisible Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Stealth Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- The Invisible Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble with a cloaking device.
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <-- Tribble */~~~ <-- Tribble Dominatrix
* <-- Tribble + <-- Born again Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <-- Tribble ^ <-- Tribble beaming up
* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble o*o <-- Tribble bicycling
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <-- Tribble !*! <-- Tribble with snowshoes
* <-- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <-- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <-- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble Waffle.
* <-- Tribble #####-@@*# <- Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <-- Tribble #*# <-- Tribble looking between the shutters
* <-- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Siamese Tribble-twins
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Warner Tribble
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Warner Sibling Tribble.
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Warner Tribble
* <-- Tribble <<(((*)))>> <-Stereo broadcast tribble.
* <-- Tribble <*> <-- Grinning tribble
* <-- Tribble <-*-> <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
* <-- Tribble <-- Alien Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <-- Tribble <-- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit
* <-- Tribble <-- British Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Chinese Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <-- Tribble <-- Deep-Sea Tribble.
* <-- Tribble <-- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <-- Tribble <-- Japanese Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble Reproducing
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble Running
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble Sandwich.
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble Unrolled
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble after Biology lab
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble after a close shave
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble after a really close shave
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble after big dinner
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble at a Weight Watchers meeting
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble beaming up
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble celebrating New Year
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble impaled on huge spear
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble in Transporter
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble in cap and gown
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble in the mist
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble on Stilts
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble that didn't make it
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble version 0.72
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble wearing condom
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble with a Wave
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble with a hula hoop.
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble.ARC
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble.OWS \__/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <-- Tribble <-- after struck by elevator door.
* <-- Tribble <--*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <-- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Copyrighted Tribble
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
* <-- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <-- Tribble (side view)
* <-- Tribble * <- Tribble having Safe Sex.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Just another tribble, so what?
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Top view * <-- Upside-Down * <-- Side view
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble. Tribble. --> * Tribble. -->* *<--Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * * * <-- More Tribbles * * * * <-- And more
* <-- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits
* <-- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <-- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <-- Tribble * + Grain = ********** <-- Tribble math
* <-- Tribble * . . . . . <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <-- Tribble *>=o] <-- Yakko with a Tribble on his head
* <-- Tribble ***** <- Tribble after big dinner
* <-- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <-- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <-- Tribble *********************** <-- Tribbles imitating ants
* <-- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <-- Tribble *- <-- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <-- Tribble *--) <-- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <-- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <-- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <-- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <-- Tribble *. <-- Female Tribble "Not tonight, I started my period."
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Tribble file name
* <-- Tribble *..* <-- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <-- Tribble *.... <-- Tribble droppings
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble band leader!
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <-- Tribble */ \* <-- Tribble Olympics, Fencing
* <-- Tribble */^ <-- Tribble tipping small sized hat
* <-- Tribble */s <-- Laplace transformed tribble.
* <-- Tribble */~~ <-- Tribble dominatrix
* <-- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <-- Tribble *\ . /* <-- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <-- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <-- Tribble Olympics: Polevaulting
* <-- Tribble *} -- | <-- Tribble Archery
* <-- Tribble - <-- Ironed tribble.
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <-- Tribble -- Stealth Tribble
* <-- Tribble -->--*-- <-- Tribble after a sword fight
* <-- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble.
* <-- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <-- Tribble . <-- Minimized Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble After A Shower.
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after NutriSystem
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <-- Tribble /*\ <-- Tribble on crutches
* <-- Tribble 0 <-- Fat Tribble
* <-- Tribble = <-- Dissected Tribble.
* <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <-- Tribble =<*>=<8) <-- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <-- Tribble =** <-- Dot Tribble
* <-- Tribble ===#=== <-- Tribble roadkill
* <-- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <-- Tribble hockey
* <-- Tribble DEL *.* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
* <-- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <-- Tribble Q*p <-- Wakko Tribble
* <-- Tribble Ryder* <- Mad Tribble Bomber
* <-- Tribble [*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
* <-- Tribble [+*+] <-- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <-- Tribble \*/ -* <-- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <-- Tribble \*\ \*\ <-- Tribble Olympics: Skiing
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Bat Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Anvil-squished Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble after fight with Godzilla
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <-- Tribble _*_ <-- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <-- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <-- Tribble ___------------------* <-- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <-- Tribble got'ta match? * Tribble refuses.
* <-- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Bald Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble o*o <-- Tribble bicycling
* <-- Tribble o-^*^-o <-- weightlifting Tribble
* <-- Tribble o= <-- Tribble listening to rock music
* <-- Tribble o= <-- Tribble on a windy day.
* <-- Tribble {{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- anorexic Tribble
* <-- Tribble ~#~ <-- Tribble's head exploding
* <-- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- Tribble after using Windows
* <-- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- Tribbles after using Windows.
* <-- Tribble ~*~ <-- Tribble in heaven
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Surprised Tribble
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <-- Tribble !*! <-- Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <-- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <-- Tribble "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <-- Tribble # <-- Borg Tribble
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble Waffle.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble in Transporter
* <-- Tribble # <-- Tribble with his hair spiked.
* <-- Tribble #~ <-- Electrocuted Tribble
* <-- Tribble $ <-- The Donald Tribble
* <-- Tribble $ <-- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <-- Tribble $ <-- Tribble after drug dealing
* <-- Tribble $***,***,***.** <-- floating Tribble sign
* <-- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble neighbors.
* <-- Tribble % <-- Tribble wearing glasses
* <-- Tribble & <-- Tribble.ZOO
* <-- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <-- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <-- Tribble > <-- Tribble boomerang.
* <-- Tribble >< <-- Tribble In A Vise.
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Romulan Tribble
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Warner Tribble
* <-- Tribble >-(_____) <-- Tribble winning Sumo match
* <-- Tribble <> <-- Tribble in a TIE fighter
* <-- Tribble <<<*>>> <-- seaman Tribble
* <-- Tribble <*> <-- Grinning Tribble
* <-- Tribble <*< <-- Tribble Rubber Chicken
* <-- Tribble <-*-> <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE figher
* <-- Tribble <--> <-- Darth Tribble in Tie Fighter
* <-- Tribble <--*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <-- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <-- Tribble <censored> <-- Very, very horny male Tribble.
* <-- Tribble ' <-- Tribble.ZIP
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Copyrighted Tribble
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with deflector screens.
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
* <-- Tribble (*) (*) <-- Tribbles with shields up
* <-- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <-- Tribble (____) <-- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
* <-- Tribble (as if you didn't know by now!!!)
* <-- Tribble (side view)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Admiral Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit
* <-- Tribble * <-- Black Widow Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Bullwinkle Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Captain Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <-- Tribble * <-- Cross Country Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Frightened Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Generic Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <-- Tribble * <-- King NepTribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- McTribble sandwich
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Rectangular Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Squared Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Top view * <-- Upside-Down * <-- Side view
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble calling for police
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble disguised as an asterisk (You can tell!)
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble with a headache
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble, the flying Nun
* <-- Tribble * <-- Tribble. Tribble --> * Tribble -->* *<--Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * <-- Trigonometric Tribble. L&R side views, Top view
* <-- Tribble * <-- UHF/VHF Tribble
* <-- Tribble * <-- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <-- Tribble * * <-- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* <-- Tribble * * * <-- Treble.
* <-- Tribble * * * * * <-- Tribble Con.
* <-- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <-- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <-- Tribble * + Grain =********** <-- Tribble math
* <-- Tribble * . . . . . <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble * ====u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Baseball Tribble
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <-- Tribble *! . <-- Baseball Tribble
* <-- Tribble *$ <-- Tribble leaving the bank
* <-- Tribble *& <-- Tribble playing the harp
* <-- Tribble *> - <-- Tribble Firing A Bow.
* <-- Tribble *>--> <-- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves.
* <-- Tribble *>=o] <-- Yakko with a Tribble on his head
* <-- Tribble *' <-- Tribble with an attitude
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Siamese Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Tribbles having Safe Sex (Can't you tell??!!)
* <-- Tribble ** <-- Young Tribbles in love
* <-- Tribble *** <-- Treble Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble *** <-- Tribblets.
* <-- Tribble *** <-- pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <-- Tribble ***** 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits
* <-- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <-- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <-- Tribble ********* <-- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <-- Tribble ******************** <-- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <-- Tribble ********************* <-- 21 Tribble Salute.
* <-- Tribble *********************** <-- Tribbles imitating ants
* <-- Tribble **7 <-- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <-- Tribble *+ <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <-- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <-- Tribble *- <-- Tribble With A Chainsaw.
* <-- Tribble *--) <-- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <-- Tribble *--* <-- Tribbles holding hands.
* <-- Tribble *--* <-- violent Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <-- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <-- Tribble *-~ <-- Tribble after sex
* <-- Tribble *. <-- Female Tribble "Not tonight, I started my period."
* <-- Tribble *.<-- Tribble droppings
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Binary Tribbles, discovered by WJC
* <-- Tribble *.* <-- Tribble file name
* <-- Tribble *..<-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble *..* <-- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <-- Tribble *..* <-- Tribble Family.
* <-- Tribble *.... <-- Tribble droppings
* <-- Tribble *..... <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble *.......<-- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble band leader!
* <-- Tribble */ <-- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <-- Tribble */ \* <-- Tribble Olympics, Fencing
* <-- Tribble */ \* <-- Tribbles swordfighting
* <-- Tribble */^ <-- Tribble tipping small sized hat
* <-- Tribble */^ <-- Tribble tipping hat
* <-- Tribble */s <-- Laplace transformed tribble.
* <-- Tribble *1 <-- Tribble footnote.
* <-- Tribble *8 <-- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <-- Tribble *8 *8 *8 <-- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
* <-- Tribble *? <-- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <-- Tribble *D--> <-- William Tell Tribble
* <-- Tribble *J <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkeling
* <-- Tribble *J <-- Tribble Olympics, Snorkelling
* <-- Tribble *J <-- Tribble snorkelling
* <-- Tribble *L. <-- Tribble playing golf
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <-- Tribble *\ <-- Tribble with a HEAVY saber.
* <-- Tribble *\ . /* <-- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <-- Tribble *\\ <-- Tribble Going Skiing
* <-- Tribble *\\ <-- Tribble Olympics, Skiing
* <-- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <-- Tribble Olympics: Polevaulting
* <-- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <-- Tribble polevaulting
* <-- Tribble *\|__ <-- Tribble Olympics, Pole Vaulting
* <-- Tribble *][ <-- Tribble II: The adventure continues...
* <-- Tribble *^ <-- Tribble Praying
* <-- Tribble *e <-- How Quayle spells Tribble
* <-- Tribble *o <-- Tribble In Love With A Rock.
* <-- Tribble *|* <-- Tribbles playing water volleyball
* <-- Tribble *|-------*- <-- Jousting Tribbles
* <-- Tribble *} <-- 2 Tribbles talking on phone
* <-- Tribble *} -- | <-- Tribble Archery
* <-- Tribble *}- 0 <-- Tribble Olympics, Archery
* <-- Tribble *}-- <-- Tribble with Lance
* <-- Tribble *}------------{* <-- 2 tribbles talking on phone
* <-- Tribble + <-- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <-- Tribble + <-- Positive Tribble
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble With Mange.
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble on a diet.
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble on drugs
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble.OWS \_+_/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <-- Tribble + <-- Tribbles on drugs
* <-- Tribble +\/~~~~*~~~ <-- ship saving drowning Tribble
* <-- Tribble , <-- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <-- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <-- Tribble , <-- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <-- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <-- Tribble ,* <-- Tribble peg--leg with cane
* <-- Tribble ,*, <-- Tribble with legs showing
* <-- Tribble ,*|-------*- <-- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <-- Tribble - <-- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <-- Tribble -<--*-- <-- Tribble after sword fight
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Flying Tribble
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body.
* <-- Tribble -*- <-- Tribble Hula-Hooping.
* <-- Tribble -*-*-*- <-- Tribble chain.
* <-- Tribble --*-- <-- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <-- Tribble --*--*--*--*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <-- Tribble . <-- A wet Tribble : <--- 2 wet Tribbles
* <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved Tribble
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble After A Shower.
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after a close shave
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ARJ
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.LhA
* <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) . <-- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <-- Tribble / <-- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <-- Tribble /*\ <-- Tribble on crutches
* <-- Tribble /\*/\ <-- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <-- Tribble 0 <-- Fat Tribble
* <-- Tribble : <-- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <-- Tribble = <-- Dissected Tribble.
* <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <-- Tribble =<*>=<8) <-- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <-- Tribble =** <-- Dot Tribble
* <-- Tribble =*= <-- Red Baron Tribble
* <-- Tribble ===#=== <-- Roadkill Tribble
* <-- Tribble ===#=== <-- Tribble roadkill
* <-- Tribble ? <-- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <-- Tribble ? <-- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <-- Tribble ?*? <-- Tribble In A Quandary.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Dreaded Tribble viper.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble X-Ray.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble fetus
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on LSD
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on a target range
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble, as seen by a druggie.
* <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Ferengi Tribble
* <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Macro Tribble
* <-- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <-- Tribble hockey
* <-- Tribble Duh!
* <-- Tribble O <-- Pregnant Tribble
* <-- Tribble O <-- Really Fat Tribble
* <-- Tribble O <-- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <-- Tribble Q*p <-- Wakko Tribble
* <-- Tribble [*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
* <-- Tribble [+*+] <-- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <-- Tribble [] <-- Mime Tribble trying to get out of box
* <-- Tribble \*/ <-- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <-- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <-- service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^ <-- Tribble beaming up
* <-- Tribble ^ <-- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- BatTribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Dead Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- Vulcan Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^*^ <-- weightlifting Tribble
* <-- Tribble ^^ <-- Viking Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Anvil-squished Tribble
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble After A Steam Roller.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble Vs. A Klingon.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble stepped on.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <-- Tribble _ <-- after fight with Godzilla.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- drunk Tribble
* <-- Tribble _*_ <-- Tribble Bozo.
* <-- Tribble _*_ <-- Tribble With Extra Large Feet.
* <-- Tribble _OO O * O___O * O <-- 4 racing Tribble Belt Sanders
* <-- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <-- Tribbles polevaulting.
* <-- Tribble `*' <-- Andorian Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Bald Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean-Luc Tribble
* <-- Tribble o <-- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <-- Tribble o <--- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <--- Tribble Wool
* <-- Tribble o** <-- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
* <-- Tribble o*o <-- Tribble bicycling
* <-- Tribble o= <-- Tribble listening to rock music
* <-- Tribble o= <-- Tribble on a windy day.
* <-- Tribble o= o= o= <-- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <-- Tribble oo*o <-- Tribblemobile. oo*o <-- after crash test
* <-- Tribble {{* <-- Klingon Tribble
* <-- Tribble {{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- Bulemic Tribble
* <-- Tribble | <-- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <-- Tribble | <-- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <-- Tribble | <-- anorexic Tribble
* <-- Tribble |\|/| <-- Big mutant Tribble claw
* <-- Tribble |_*_| <-- Housebroken Tribble
* <-- Tribble || <-- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Tribble struck by lightning
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Tribble toupe.
* <-- Tribble ~ <-- Very drunk Tribble
* <-- Tribble ~#~ <-- Tribble's head exploding
* <-- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- Tribbles after using Windows.
* <-- Tribble ~*~ <-- Tribble in heaven
* <-- Tribble* . . . . . <-- Tribble Mother and Young
* <-- Tribble*\ . /* <-- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <-- Tribble. <-- Cloaked Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. <-- Invisible Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. <-- Stealth Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. ! <-- Tribble Encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble. ! <-- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <-- Tribble. # <--Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <-- Tribble. $ <-- Donald Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Odo Disguised as a Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- TribbARRRGGGHHH!
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Tribble Disguised as an Asterisk.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Tribble. (Side View)
* <-- Tribble. + <-- Born Again Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. . <-- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <-- Tribble. _ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <-- Tribble. o <-- Bald Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. o <-- Tribble On A Windy Day.
* <-- Tribble. *$ <-- Tribble Leaving The Bank.
* <-- Tribble. ** <-- Siamese Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble. ** <-- Young Tribbles in Love.
* <-- Tribble. o= <-- Tribble Listening To Rock Music.
* <-- Tribble. !*! <-- Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble. <*> <-- Grinning Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. *** <-- Tribblets.
* <-- Tribble. ?*? <-- Terrifying Flying Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. */\* <-- Highlander Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble. <-*-> <-- Darth Tribble in His TIE Fighter.
* <-- Tribble. * * * <-- Treble.
* <-- Tribble. "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <-- Tribble. *..... <-- Tribble Mother and Her Young.
* <-- Tribble. >>>*<<< <-- Sergeant Tribble, Their Leader.
* <-- Tribble. ===#=== <-- Tribble Roadkill.
* <-- Tribble. *-*-*-- <-- Tribble kabob.
* <-- Tribble. + <-- Born again Tribble
* <-- Tribble. # <-- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-- Tribble. # <-- Tribble of Borg.
* <-- Tribble. # <-- Tribble.DWC.
* <-- Tribble. >* <-- Warner Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. <-- Tribble.OWS +_n_+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead).
* <-- Tribble. ' <-- Tribble.ZIP.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Tribble. Tribble. --> * Tribble. -->* *<--Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. ---------* <-- Bungee Jumping Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. . <-- Tribble.HAP.
* <-- Tribble. . <-- Tribble.SQZ.
* <-- Tribble. @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <-- Tribble. Duh!
* <-- Tribble.* <-- Tribble. Tribble. -->* Tribble. -->**<--Tribble.
* <-- tribble ^*^ <-- Vulcan tribble
* <-- tribble | <-- tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <-- tribble . <-- tribble after a close shave
* <-- tribble | <-- anorexic tribble
* <-- tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- tribbles after using a Macintosh!
* <-- tribble $***,***,***.** floating tribble sign
* <-- tribble <<<*>>> seaman tribble
* <-- tribble ** tribble calling for police
* <-- tribble *** McTribble
* <-- tribble **** Black Widow tribble
* <-- tribble **** pretty good tribble movie rating
* <-- tribble **** King Neptribble
* <-- tribble **** tribble celebrating New Year
* <-- tribble ***** Admiral Tribble
* <-- tribble ******* Rudolph the Red Nosed tribble
* <-- tribble ********* Bullwinkle Tribble
* <-- tribble ********* Captain Tribble
* <-- tribble ********** UHF/VHF Tribble
* <-- tribble *****^*^***** weightlifting tribble
* <-- tribble ***+ pretty good tribble movie rating
* <-- tribble **e How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <-- tribble *DDDdDEEE4 UHF/VHF Tribble
* <-- tribble *DDp King Neptribble
* <-- tribble *e How Quayle spells "tribble"
* <-- tribble *}************** 2 tribbles talking on phone
* <-- tribble *}DMMMMMMDn* 2 tribbles talking on phone
* <-- tribble /d*. Black Widow tribble
* <-- tribble @AAAAY Rudolph the Red Nosed tribble
* <-- tribble GWDDD^*^DDDW6 weightlifting tribble
* <-- tribble SPPP*PPP= Bullwinkle Tribble
* <-- tribble [***] Mime tribble trying to get out of box
* <-- tribble [rhs] Mime tribble trying to get out of box
* <-- tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <-- tribble ]]]]*^^^^ Captain Tribble
* <-- tribble ^2*2] Admiral Tribble
* <-- tribble atch? ************ tribble refuses.
* <-- tribble atch? [[[[[[[DDDD* tribble refuses.
* <-- tribble e* tribble calling for police
* <-- tribble eDD tribble celebrating New Year
* <-- tribble o*o McTribble
* <-- tribble ooD*Doe tribblemobile oo*ok t'mobile after crash test
* <--<<< Tribble *** <--<<< Tribblets
* <--<<< Tribble *.. <-Tribble Droppings
* <--<<< Tribble _ <--<<< Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <--- TRIBBLE.EXE . <--- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <--- Tribble ** <--- Siamese Tribbles
* <--- Tribble `*' <--- Vulcan Tribble
* <--- Tribble . <--- Tribble.ZIP
* <--- Tribble _ <--- Tribble stepped on.
* <--- Tribble o <--- Jean-Luc Tribble
* <--- Tribble :. <--- Tribblets
* <--- Tribble _ <--- Tribble stepped on.
* <--- Tribble. _ <--- Tribble meets Godzilla.
* <--- Why does every tagline start with a Tribble?
* <--- pregnant tribble (aren't they all)
* <----- Tribble _ <----- Tribble after steam roller rolled over it.
* <--Tribble o <--Jean Luc Tribble
* <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <--Tribble >< <-- Tribble in a vise-grip.
* <--Tribble *-~ <--Tribble after sex.
* <--Tribble [+*+] <--Tribble in a Klingon Rifle Scope
* <--Tribble. | <--Tribble caught in a trash compactor.
* <-Official Odyssey 2 Deadly Nerf Ninja Throwing Star.TM
* <-Tagline with a cloaking device. OOPS!
* <-This is a tribble. Any questions??
* <-Tribble *} - | <-Tribble Archery
* <-Tribble o <-Tribble after a hair cut
* <-Tribble * .................................<-Tribble and family
* <-Tribble }*{ <-Tribble TIE fighter.
* <-Tribble # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <-Tribble * <-Tribble after a close shave
* <-Tribble _ <-Tribble Meets Godzilla
* <-Tribble }*{ <-Tribble TIE fighter.
* <-Tribble. - <-Ironed tribble.
* <-Tribble. `-*-' <-Horned Tribble.
* <= A Tribble. __ <= A Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <Tribble.... %*% <Tribble in playpen.
* * S M A S H ! ! ! * *
* * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles fencing
* * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* * * * * * <-This tagline contains a Black Hole
* * ** ** ** <- Tribbles listening to rock
* * <-- Tribbles *** *** <-- terrifying flying tribbles
* * <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* * <- Tribbles . . o <- Dribbles
* * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles
* * <-- 2 Tribbles (*) (*) <-- 2 Tribbles with shields up
* * * (Tribbles) * * * (Tribbles after Biology lab)
* * * <-- TRIBBLES o o o <-- Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Cloaked tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles in the dark.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Dribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Fish tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Snake Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <-- Tribbles <*> <-- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Fraction Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Minimized Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- More tribbles * * * <--And more
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Scribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles after Biology lab
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- after being stuck in elevator
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- dissected tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles *' *' *' <-- Tribbles with an attitude
* * * <-- Tribbles ** ** ** <-- Squared tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles *** <-- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <-- Tribbles *** *** *** <-- terrifying flying tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles *** *** *** <--Tribbles w/ leg
* * * <-- Tribbles + + + <--Tribbles on drugs
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- Bald tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- after hairclub visit
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- after the wash cycle
* * * <-- Tribbles . . . <-- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles ?*? ?*? ?*? <-- Terrifying flying Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles _ _ _ <-- Tribbles after fight with Godzilla
* * * <-- Tribbles f f f <-- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles o o o <-- Bald tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles o* o* o* <-- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <-- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <-- Tribbles in heaven
* * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut!
* * * <- Trebles <- Cloaked Trebles
* * * <- Trebles . . . <- Trebles after a haircut.
* * * <- Trebles = = = <- dissected trebles.
* * * <- Trebles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla.
* * * <- Trebles o o o <- Bald Trebles.
* * * <- Trebles o= o= o= <- Trebles on a windy day.
* * * <- TribbleS o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <- Tribbles <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles in the dark.
* * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked Tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <- Tribbles <- after hairclub visit
* * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Dribbles
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fish tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fraction Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Snake Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles f f f <- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <- Tribbles <*> <- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <-- After the wash cycle
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Anti-Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Minimized Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Scribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after a summer haircut
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after being stuck in elevator
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after struck by elevator door
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after the wash cycle
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- dissected tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- teenage mutant ninja tribble
* * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' <- Tribbles with an attitude
* * * <- Tribbles ** ** ** <- Squared tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles *** <- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles *** *** <- terrifying flying tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles *** *** *** <- terrifying flying Tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles *** *** *** <-Tribbles w/ leg
* * * <- Tribbles *+ *+ *+ <- Tribbles snorkelling.
* * * <- Tribbles *2 *2 *2 <- Squared tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles + + + <- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles .*/ <- Sergeant tribble
* * * <- Tribbles 3 3 3 <- after being stuck in elevator
* * * <- Tribbles 3 3 3 <- after struck by elevator door.
* * * <- Tribbles = = = <- dissected tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles O O O <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* * * <- Tribbles O O O <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <- Tribbles T T T <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* * * <- Tribbles Y Y Y <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles Y Y Y <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla
* * * <- Tribbles a a a <- Tribbles after the wash
* * * <- Tribbles a a a <- after the wash cycle
* * * <- Tribbles d d d <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles d d d <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles f f f <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <- Tribbles j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <- Tribbles k k k <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles m m m <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Minimized Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on drugs.
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Zipped Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- after hairclub visit
* * * <- Tribbles o* o* o* <- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <- Tribbles op op op <- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <- Tribbles p p p <- dissected tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles q q q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles y y y <- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <- Tribbles | | | <- after being stuck in elevator
* * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven
* * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle
* * * <- Tribbles * <- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles <- after struck by elevator door
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- terrifying flying tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles <*> <- Sergeant tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles ((*)) ((*)) ((*)) <- Tribbles in stereo
* * * <- Tribbles (-*-) <- Darth Tribble's personal TIE Fighter
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- More tribbles * * * <-And more
* * * <- Tribbles ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- After fight with Godzilla
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- After visit to Jurassic Park
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald Tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven.
* * * <- Tribbles. <- Tribbles on drugs.
* * * <- Tribbs ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbs.
* * * <-- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut!
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Cloaked Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles in the dark.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-Tribbles after Nair.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Anti-Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Balding Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Dribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Fish Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Fraction Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Hari Krishna Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Minimized Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Scribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Snake Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles after Biology lab
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles after a summer haircut
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles wearing condoms
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- Tribbles with hula hoops
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- after being stuck in elevator
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- after hairclub visit
* * * <-- Tribbles <-- after the wash cycle
* * * <-- Tribbles * <-- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* * * <-- Tribbles xxx=<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)> <--- Tribbles meet Snake
* * * <-- Tribbles #*# #*# #*# <- After The Wash Cycle
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit
* * * <-- Tribbles * <-- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Squared Tribbles <--{ROFL!!}
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- Tribbles with legs
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * <-- terrifying flying Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles * * * * <-- More Tribbles * * * * * <--And more
* * * <-- Tribbles *' *' *' <-- Tribbles with an attitude
* * * <-- Tribbles + + + <-- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <-- Tribbles = = = <-- dissected Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles _ _ _ <-- Tribbles after fight with Godzilla
* * * <-- Tribbles f f f <-- Anti-Tribbles.
* * * <-- Tribbles o o o <-- Bald Tribbles
* * * <-- Tribbles o o o <-- Tribbles after a winter haircut!
* * * <-- Tribbles o o o <-- Tribbles on a windy day
* * * <-- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <-- Tribbles in heaven
* * * <--Tribbles . . . <-Tribbles w/a haircut
* * * <-Tribbles + + + <-Tribbles on drugs
* * * <-Tribbles . . .<-Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <-Tribbles. <-Tribbles after Nair.
* * * * * * * * <-This tagline contains a Black Hole.
* * * * * * * * -This tagline contains a Black Hole.
* * * * <- Tribbles #*# #*# #*# <- After The Wash Cycle
* * * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * * * S M A S H ! ! ! * * * * * .
* * * * * <- Tribble Family Portrait.
* * * * * * <-This Tagline contains a Black Hole
* * * * * * * * (a short musical interlude)
* * * * * * * * * <--- Tribbles 'n Bits
* * * <- TribbleS o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles on drugs
* * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' <- Tribbles with an attitud
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut
* * * <- Tribbles S S S <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles
* * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven
* * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Group Photo.
* * * * * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * --- Tribbles 'n Bits
* * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * *t*a*g*l*i*n*e * s*n*o*w* * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * BULLITT's Star Filled Tagline * * * * * * *
* * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits
* * * * * * Do not read this. * * * * * Do not read this either.
* * * * * - Tribble Con 1993!
* * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* * * * * TAGLINE BAN NOW IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE * * * * *
* * * * * The population explosion is simply love in boom * * * * *
* * * - TribbleS o o o - Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * - Tribbles - Cloaked tribbles
* * * - Tribbles o o o - Tribbles after hair cut!
* * * - Tribbles * * * - Tribbles on drugs
* * * - Tribbles *' *' *' - Tribbles with an attitud
* * * - Tribbles . . . - Tribbles after a haircut
* * * - Tribbles S S S - teenage mutant ninja tribbles
* * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - after fight with Godzilla
* * * - Tribbles o o o - Bald tribbles
* * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven
* * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven.
* * * Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared * * *
* * * E N D T R A N S M I S S I O N * * *
* * * Lets go soap Microsloths Windoze * * *
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
* * <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles
* * ** *** ***** ******** <-- Fibonacci Tribbles
* * - Tribble + - Tribble on a diet.
* * - Tribbles o o o - Picard tribbles
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
* - I have a 286... Can I park in the handicapped space?
* - Tribble - Cloaked Tribble
* - Tribble . - Tribble after Jenny Craig
* - Tribble -*- - Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* - Tribble $ - The Donald Tribble
* - Tribble * - His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* - Tribble * - Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* - Tribble */ - Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* - Tribble + - Positive Tribble
* - Tribble + - Tribble on a diet.
* - Tribble ? - Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* - Tribble ? - Tribble in midlife crisis
* - Tribble __ - Tribble vs. Godzilla
* - Tribble ! - Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* - Tribble ! - Surprised tribble
* - Tribble ! - Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* - Tribble !*! - Tribble Skiing
* - Tribble "*..*" - Tribble family portrait
* - Tribble # - Electrocuted tribble.
* - Tribble # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* - Tribble # - Tribble After Meeting Borg
* - Tribble # - Tribble Assimilated by BORG
* - Tribble # - Tribble of Borg
* - Tribble (*) - Copyrighted Tribble
* - Tribble (*) - Tribble with shields up
* - Tribble * - Odo disguised as a tribble
* - Tribble * - Tribble beaming up
* - Tribble * - Tribble with shields up
* - Tribble *' - Tribble with an attitude
* - Tribble *- - Tribble after male augmentation
* - Tribble */ - Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* - Tribble */ - Tribble bandleader!
* - Tribble */ \* - Tribbles swordfighting
* - Tribble */^ - Tribble tipping hat
* - Tribble *8 - Tribble and mama out for stroll
* - Tribble *\ |--| /* - Tribble polevaulting
* - Tribble *\\ - Tribble Going Skiing
* - Tribble *^ - Tribble Praying
* - Tribble *} - | - Tribble Archery
* - Tribble ,*, - Tribble with legs showing
* - Tribble -*-*-*-*- - Tribble kabob
* - Tribble --*-- - Tribble at Custers last stand.
* - Tribble . - Tribble after a haircut
* - Tribble . - A wet tribble : -- 2 wet tribbles
* - Tribble . - TRIBBLE.ZIP
* - Tribble . - Tribble after Jenny Craig
* - Tribble . - Wet Tribble
* - Tribble 0 - Pregnant Tribble
* - Tribble [*] - Tribble wearing headphones
* - Tribble \*/ - Tribble giving up to mugger
* - Tribble _ - Tribble vs. Godzilla
* - Tribble _ - drunk tribble
* - Tribble `*' - Andorian Tribble
* - Tribble o - Bald Tribble.
* - Tribble o - Jean Luc Tribble
* - Tribble o*o - Tribble bicycling
* - Tribble {{:-(*) - Klingon eating a Tribble
* - Tribble ~*~ - Tribble in heaven
* - Tribble. *o - Tribble in love with rock.
* - Tribble. % - Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles.
* -- Tribble *\ . /* -- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* -- Tribble. -- Cloaked Tribble.
* -- Tribble. -- Invisible Tribble.
* -- Tribble. -- Stealth Tribble.
* -- Tribble. ! -- Tribble Encountering a Klingon.
* -- Tribble. ! -- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* -- Tribble. # --Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* -- Tribble. $ -- Donald Tribble.
* -- Tribble. * -- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* -- Tribble. * -- Odo Disguised as a Tribble.
* -- Tribble. * -- TribbARRRGGGHHH!
* -- Tribble. * -- Tribble Disguised as an Asterisk.
* -- Tribble. * -- Tribble. (Side View)
* -- Tribble. + -- Born Again Tribble.
* -- Tribble. . -- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* -- Tribble. _ -- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* -- Tribble. o -- Bald Tribble.
* -- Tribble. o -- Tribble On A Windy Day.
* -- Tribble. *$ -- Tribble Leaving The Bank.
* -- Tribble. ** -- Siamese Tribbles.
* -- Tribble. ** -- Young Tribbles in Love.
* -- Tribble. o= -- Tribble Listening To Rock Music.
* -- Tribble. !*! -- Skiing Tribble
* -- Tribble. * -- Grinning Tribble.
* -- Tribble. *** -- Tribblets.
* -- Tribble. ?*? -- Terrifying Flying Tribble.
* -- Tribble. */\* -- Highlander Tribbles.
* -- Tribble. * * * -- Treble.
* -- Tribble. -*- -- Darth Tribble in His TIE Fighter.
* -- Tribble. "*..*" -- Tribble family portrait
* -- Tribble. *..-- Tribble Mother and Her Young.
* -- Tribble. * -- Sergeant Tribble, Their Leader.
* -- Tribble. ===#=== -- Tribble Roadkill.
* -- Tribble. ---------* -- Bungee Jumping Tribble.
* --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
* --Tribble *-~ --Tribble after sex.
* -Tribble # -Tribble after borg assimilation
* . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <-*-< <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised tribble
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble Skiing
* <- Tribble "*..*" <- Tribble family portrait
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble --*-- <- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- A wet tribble : <-- 2 wet tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- TRIBBLE.ZIP
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Wet Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble <*< <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble. % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble *\ . /* <-- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <-- Tribble. <-- Cloaked Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. <-- Invisible Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. <-- Stealth Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. ! <-- Tribble Encountering a Klingon.
* <-- Tribble. ! <-- Tribble With A Mohawk.
* <-- Tribble. # <--Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <-- Tribble. $ <-- Donald Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Odo Disguised as a Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- TribbARRRGGGHHH!
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Tribble Disguised as an Asterisk.
* <-- Tribble. * <-- Tribble. (Side View)
* <-- Tribble. + <-- Born Again Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. . <-- TRIBBLE.ZIP.
* <-- Tribble. _ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <-- Tribble. o <-- Bald Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. o <-- Tribble On A Windy Day.
* <-- Tribble. *$ <-- Tribble Leaving The Bank.
* <-- Tribble. ** <-- Siamese Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble. ** <-- Young Tribbles in Love.
* <-- Tribble. o= <-- Tribble Listening To Rock Music.
* <-- Tribble. !*! <-- Skiing Tribble
* <-- Tribble. *** <-- Tribblets.
* <-- Tribble. <*< <-- Grinning Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. ?*? <-- Terrifying Flying Tribble.
* <-- Tribble. */\* <-- Highlander Tribbles.
* <-- Tribble. * * * <-- Treble.
* <-- Tribble. <-*-< <-- Darth Tribble in His TIE Fighter.
* <-- Tribble. "*..*" <-- Tribble family portrait
* <-- Tribble. *..... <-- Tribble Mother and Her Young.
* <-- Tribble. ===#=== <-- Tribble Roadkill.
* <-- Tribble. <<<*<<< <-- Sergeant Tribble, Their Leader.
* <-- Tribble. ---------* <-- Bungee Jumping Tribble.
* <--Tribble *-~ <--Tribble after sex.
* <-Tribble # <-Tribble after borg assimilation
* . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* . . . . . . <- Mother Tribble and young.
* ... In space, no one can hear you rip a stinky...
* ...AHHH That's better !
* ...Hi my name is Annie Key...Please don't hit me
* 1010011010 -- The Binary of the Beast
* = Tribble _ = Tribble roadkill
* = Tribble. ~%#{..~$ = Tribbles after using Windows.
* = address
* ===__-+- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
* A life? From what board can I down load that?
* AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
* All sysops are not user friendly!
* All true wisdom is found in taglines.
* Amendment 2 is Wrong! Discrimination is Wrong!
* An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.*
* Animaniac Insanty meter: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[000000000 64%
* Au H2O! If you know what that means, you ARE old!!
* BLANK *
* BOEM! * Intel Outside.
* BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? *
* BW 2.12/TLX v4.00 *
* BWave 2.20 * Offline E-Mail from Cutting Edge
* BWave 2.20 * Offline E-Mail from THE Cutting Edge
* BWave/QWK v2.30 * Offline E-Mail from Cutting Edge
* Bad Borg Bad Borg Watcha gonna do when they assimilate you?
* Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you... *
* Bajorins don't like it when you yank their chains *
* Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting forebears
* C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
* C:\ <Abort> <Retry> <Coffee-Break> <Pull Hair Out> *
* CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
* Can I yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse?
* Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
* Coo-rook-kook-kook-coo-rook-kook-coo
* Cross between a Vulcan and a Tribble? Fuzzy logic.
* DO NOT EAT *
* Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows.
* Do you feel Lucky, punk??? *
* Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive!
* Don't walk over Grass. Smoke it! *
* Druidic Arts ... is that anything like abstract paintings? *
* Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
* Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark!
* FORD Fix or Repair Daily.
* Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it
* Friends are things that just get in the way.
* Friends don't let friends use Bitcom.
* GAME OVER * HIGH SCORE = 6,746,895 YOUR SCORE = 130
* Gay by Nature - Proud by Choice *
* Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
* God gives us relatives, thank God we can choose our friends*
* Good, fast, cheap! (Pick 2) *
* Greetings pie lover here! *
* Happiness is a warp drive and six-pack of Romulan ale.
* Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty girls?
* How come pizza get's to you're house faster than the police?
* How long do you think it would take to cook Barney?
* I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
* I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, precioussss
* I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asi...OOOHH, doughnuts!
* I before E except after C. What a weird society.
* I don't do windows, but OS/2 does.
* I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!!
* I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
* I shot the sysop *, but I didn't shoot the moderator *
* I take my lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat! *
* I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
* I'm like a block of cheese... I get better with age.
* I'm to sexy for the Borg...* --J. L. Picard.
* I'm to sexy for the Borg...* --Picard.
* I've got a computer... I don't NEED a life!
* If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat *
* In war there is no substitute for victory *
* Insert Flame Bait Here *
* Insufficient facts always invite danger - Spock.
* It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
* It works! It WORKS!! 'Guess I didn't fix it. *
* It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
* Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forecloses.
* KWQ/2 1.2i * Behind every good computer - is a jumble of wire...
* Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
* Know your limits, but never accept them. *
* Laptoppers do it in the comfort and warmth of BED!!!
* Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic!
* Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh *
* Money talks! ...but all mine ever says is GOODBYE :( *
* My life is beginning to interfere with my mail reading.
* My other computer is a Banana Jr. 6000
* New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
* Newest DOS Prompt: Are You Really Really Really Sure?Y/N *
* No, I'm *from* Texas. I only *work* in outer space.
* No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!
* OKyoucanstealmytaglinesbutgivemebackmybloodyspacebar!
* OLX 1.53 * Clinton Sucked, but he didn't swallow.
* OLX 2.1 TD * "CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA"
* Of COURSE I'm on topic. (Which echo is this?)
* Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
* POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS * POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS *
* Program call to load Windows: Here-piggy-piggy-piggy.
* Put off procrastinating *
* Put something exciting between your legsME!!! <sigh>
* QUEERS BASH BACK! * Our lives are worth defending!
* REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N)
* Redundancy: a politician with an airbag in his car. *
* SLAP! * Wake up, you're dreaming again!
* SLAP! * Wake up, you're dreaming agin!
* SLMR 2.0 * I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!!
* SYSTEM ERROR: place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
* Smurfs: Illegitimate children of the Jolly Green Giant.
* Steve Warnek - USS Justice - "We're the Justice, and you're not." *
* Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be!
* Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf.
* TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
* TAGTEAM....A bunch of people thinking up taglines!
* TLX v4.0<hic!> * TLX v4.0<hic!>(oh my gawd, my computer's drunk)
* Tap here >>>>>>>>>> [] <<<<<<<<<< with HAMMER for a new monitor!
* Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater.
* Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
* The Do-It-By-Hand Offline Mail Reader * Carpal Tunnel v1.
* The Nativity: Christmas without it is not Christmas *
* The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
* There is more to reality than meets the eye *
* There's Klingons on the starboard side...SCRAPE 'EM OFF, JIM! *
* This is a tribble. # This is a tribble on drugs.
* Time is the best teacher, but it kills off all its students *
* Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
* TrekTag:Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, and Wesley's the top D/L
* Tribble Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company
* Tribble <*> Grinning tribble
* Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company
* Tribble <*> Grinning tribble
* Tribble + : Grain = ***********************
* Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left *
* Veni, vidi, velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around *
* Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!
* Virtual reality is a contradiction.
* Vu-deja: The feeling this has never happened before.
* W * H * U * M * P * ! * ! * ! *
* WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
* WARNING! Safesex.zip is a TROJAN!
* Warning...Warning...Computer Store ahead, hide wallet...
* We now return to our tagline contest.
* Whaddya mean you don't STAPLE the diskette labels on?
* Will Rogers never met the Clinton's, for sure!
* Your Tribble @ Your Tribble on drugs - Any questions?
* [sym] ; asterisk, n. ; See: Maris, Roger
* \.o.,*o..+:"/.ov* <----- Tagline debris.
* \.o.,*o..+:"/.ov* ----- Tagline debris.
* _Voyager_: a lost starship in search of plot holes to fly through.
* __*_\__|--|_/*___ <=-- Tribbles pole vaulting.
* `*' `*' `*' <--- Vulcan Tribbles.
* a good pun is its own reword
* splat, wildcard, gear, spider, twinkle, glob -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
* 'M STPD "Hmmm. Pat, I'd like to buy an 'o' please"
*! . Baseball tribble
*!! Transporter Pizza !!* - It's there, _intact_ or your credits back !
*"Shoot me now! Shoot me now!" <BLAM!> - Daffy Duck*
*#%@ Stupid !*&# Lousy *&$^ Mail Reader
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* OH NO, a worm in my tagline!
*$ *$ *$ *$ (Tribbles leaving the bank)
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! <SMACK>...and stay OFF my keyboard!
*& tribble playing the harp
*&^$@!*% the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows !
*> - | <- Tribble Archery
*>> Herb gardeners are always looking for sage advice <<*
*>*>- Earth laughs in flowers (Ralph Waldo Emerson) -<*<*
*<------ Tribble .<-------- Tribble.ARJ
*<---Tribble .<---Shaved Tribble +<---Tribble with 5 o'clock shadow
*<--TRIBBLE, -+*+-<--TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TRIBBLE
*<--TRIBBLE, _<--TRIBBLE AFTER MEETING BIGFOOT
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
*' H * <- Tribble Olympics: Volleyball
*'M ST*P*D - I'd like to buy a vowel Pat, an 'O' please
*'M ST*P*D| I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat - an 'E' please
*(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
*) <-- Tribble Smiley
*)- * <-Tribble hunting tribbles.
** (Tribble siamese twins)
** ** <-- dueling tribbles
** A man has got to know his limitations." -- Dirty Harry **
** Psychic - (adj) A chic who doesn't quite moan. **
** The "Web of Life" is woo-woo talk for the biological matrix.
** < Tagline removed to avoid embarassment. > **
** < Tagline removed to avoid embarrassment. > **
** <- Tribbles o= o= <- Tribbles listening to MTV
** ...Press ALL the keys at ONCE to continue. **
** ERROR ** Unable to insert tasty recipe.
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty quote.
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
** Edited For Television **
** FLASH ** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
** Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!
** Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
** I see how their eyes are gathered into one **
** I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **
** It works better if you plug it in.
** Member: Tag Line THIEF'S Local #913 **
** Rasta just loves taglines!!
** So Many Messages *** So Little Time online.
** TH> IS> IS> TR> UL> YG> ET> TI> NG> AN> NO> YI> NG>
** Tagline cancelled in the name of good taste **
** This Tagline Intentinally Left Blank **
** Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! **
** WARNING ** Virginity thief in Echo!
** WARNING ** Virginity thief in Echo!
** | * <-- tribbles playing volleyball
*** There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
*** (Jump, the Tribble Fire Department will catch you.)
*** No Response Required ***
*** Nobody's perfect, but I'm not nobody ***
*** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles.
*** ******* $*x ******$ ***r ***$*g***....
*** Secret, Conspiratorial Masonic Tagline ***
*** <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut!
*** <- Tribbles ??? <- Tribbles after Windows 95 purchase
*** <- Tribbles *** <- after hairclub visit
*** <-- Tribbles ... <-- Tribbles with haircuts
*** <-- Tribbles * <-- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
*** <-- Tribbles**** <-- More Tribbles***** <--And more
*** <-Tribbles. <-Tribbles after Nair.
*** *** Hey Rocky, watch me pull this tagline outa my hat
*** **sw** ** ****, *** ***v**s*, **d *v*******g ** xx***.
*** **sw** ** ****, *** ***v**s*, **d *v*******g is 42.
*** A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
*** CAUTION -- Signature construction zone ***
*** CONFUSION ALERT *** CONFUSION ALERT *** CONFUSION ALERT ***
*** DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE *** FOR OFFICIAL SYSOP USE ONLY
*** ERROR *** Unable to insert witty tagline.
*** ERROR *** Unable to insert witty tagline.
*** Edited for Television ***
*** It's Hip To Be Square *** --Borg song.
*** It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief.
*** Local 117 Tagline Writers ON STRIKE ***
*** MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE *
*** MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE ***
*** NEWSFLASH *** Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
*** Official vaporware beta-test site ***
*** On the Tagline.... READY.. STEADY.. GO!!! ***
*** REJECT *** REJECT *** REJECT *** REJECT *** REJECT ***
*** RTFM - Read The Friendly Manual ***
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
*** WARNING! *** Taking me seriously can cause headaches!
*** We don't sell taglines to under 19's: ID required ***
*** You have died *** Play again? Y)es N)o H)ack the game data file
*** come and visit >>> The Healesville Sanctuary <<<
*** original tag line ***
*** primum non nocere ***
**** Keyboard failure ...... Press F1 to continue! ****
**** Keyboard failure ...Press F1 to continue! ****
**** Merry Christmas 1994 ****
**** Don't panic.. it's only a virus ****
**** Tribbles. *6*6*6* Tribbles after a visit to the Beast.
**** <- Captain Tribble *** <- Commander Tribble
**** <- Tribbles #*# #*# #*# <- After The Wash Cycle
**** - Tribbles. .... - Tribbles after a haircut.
**** Everyone is entitled to my opinion. ****
**** I log on... Therefore I am ****
**** Nothing Follows ****
**** SAY ***** IT **** WITH **** MUSIC ******
**** Support your local Sysop ****
**** THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY TAGLINE SYSTEM <beeeeeeeeep> ****
**** VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"?
**** WARNING ***** Brain cramp in progress!
***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
***** Tribbles _____ no Tribble at all
***** < Tribbles _____< no Tribble at all
***** < Tribbles _____< no Tribble at all
***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
***** <- Tribbles _____ <- no Tribble at all
***** <-Tribbles ..... <-- Tribbles after a haircut...
***** 5 Star Award for Most Best Recipe of the Month!
***** 5 Star Award for Most Esoteric Explanation!
***** Good For Residents of The US & CANADA ONLY *****
***** THIS IS NOT MIND CONTROL. Think about it. *****
***** Tribbles. ..... Tribbles using Stacker
***** WARNING ***** Brain cramp in progress!
****** Genealogists do it in Libraries. ******
****** IF YOU ARE SARCASTICALLY CHALLENGED PLEASE STOP NOW ******
****** It must be Friday. I never could get the hang of Fridays. ******
****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ******
******* Darn! Only one throroughbred Tribble left!
******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
******* ******* ******* - 21 Tribble Salute.
******** IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ********
******** In C I N E M A S C O P E with BlueWave ********
******** The first woman Byte Brother ********
********* <* Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
********* Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet. Starring Gary Caplan. *********
********* POST NO BILLS ***********
********* TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL!*******
********* Who Do You Call To Exorcise Software? *********
********* X * <--DRIVE NAIL HERE FOR NEW MONITOR******
********** G R E S N I C A **********
********** Pretty starry out tonight **********
*********** "Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?"
*********** Expletive Deleted! ***********
***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>***********
************ WARNING! SMUGNESS ALERT!! **************
************ Beta testers are CRAZY! ************
************* Fatal Error. User Executed ***************
************* Generic Tagline
*************** <- Tribble class picture
*************** - Tribble class picture
*************** Put it to Music! ***************
***************"Dang tribbles"********************
***************** End of Quote *************************
***************** END TRANSMISSION **********************
***************** Nothing Follows ***********************
****************** - Tribble Orgy
********************* OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
************************* END TRANSMISSION **************************
************************* Kimagure Orange Road *************************
*************************** <censored tagline>
*************************** e n d ***********************
**************************** Tagline Injection!
**************************** tribble tagline.
****************************** <- Tribble reunion.
**************************The*Tribble*Tagline************************
*****************Dang*Tribbles******************
***********<<< Expletive Deleted! <<<***********
***************NOTHING FOLLOWS*****************
***********Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In***************
**********DO NOT FEED THE MODERATOR**********
**********The*Tribble*Tagline****************************
*********This*tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*********
********HIGHLANDER********
********QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE********
********T*A*G*L*I*N*E***F*R*O*M***H*E*L*L********
*******@********* --There's one in every crowd...
*******FOREVER KNIGHT******
******- Take a Whole Minute to Thank Your Sysop -******
******@********* ...There's one in every crowd.
******T*H*E*F*T***R*E*S*I*S*T*A*N*T***T*A*G*L*I*N*E******
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
*****NEEDED*********NEEDED*********NEEDED**********NEEDED****
*****Wats the sound ouf won hand clapping******
****010111011 <- Tribbles and bits
****OMIGOD! I've Died and Entered Tagline Heaven!****
****did*****someone****feed**my*****tribble*************?
***-a-*** <- Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
***Alt13 Alt14 **Alt13 Alt14 <- tribble Olympic parade
***Be Reasonable...DO IT MY WAY!!!!!
***CONGRESS.SYS corrupt.*** Reset Washinton D.C.? (y/n)
***DATA ERROR*** Please call a repairman immediately.
***DD*** <D Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
***DING*** Sorry, times up!
***ENDING THREAD*** before we get Assmoderated
***ERROR*** Too many fingers on the keyboard!
***JAWBONE!!!! -Biss, Bloches, Buth, Leener, & M&M
***Make up for lost time & Taglines*** <VBG>
***My wish is your demand***
***QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE***
***Searching for "christ":
***THEFT RESISTANT TAGLINE***
***THIS*TAGLINE*PROTECTED*BY*A*FORCE*FIELD***
***The one who dies with the most fabric, wins!***
***This tagline is the property of Doug Smeath***
***This*Tagline*has *trouble*with*Tribbles.*******
***WARNING!*** Tagline Theft Alarm Active
***WARNING*** Message explodes when deleted! ***WARNING***
**7 <- Secret Agent Tribble
**==== Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX ====**
**====< Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <====**
**====> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX >
**ADVERTISING SPACE FOR HIRE**
**B010000012f4ced Not NOW, stupid!
**BING** BabCom Here -- Message for Commander Sinclair
**Blech**! Green eggs and Spam. Mom used the Dr. Suess cookbook again.
**CANTTOUCHTHISA77E**CANTTOUCHTHISA77E -- IEMSI Hammer
**EXPLETIVE DELETED**!!! - Richard Nixon
**Error**Checking**Modems**arn't**they**Great**
**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
**FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
**GOD DON'T DEDUCT DAYS FISHING FROM OUR LIFE**
**I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honeypot**
**I'm not a lawyer, but I can get you off.**
**Just like '1-900-TALK', only better and cheaper.**
**NEWS FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with Battery
**RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
**RUNTIME ERROR** Should I walk? (Y/N)....
**SCREW Taglines**
**See you 'round the BBS, Tom**
**See you 'round the net, Jason Rothstein**
**See you 'round the net, Tom**
**See you 'round the net, you**
**WARNING!** SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
**WARNING** Virginity theif in Echo!
**WARNING** DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!
**Why do they put expiration dates on sour cream?**
*+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
*+ *+ <- Tribbles Snorkelling
*+- -+* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
*, <--- Tribble Pirate
*,***,***.** <-- floating Tribble sign
*- <- Tribble with a phaser (who said they can't be dangerous?!)
*- <- Aroused tribble.
*- I read it on the Continuum -*
*->*->*-> From Lady P's Cupboard <-*<-*<-*
*-* <--- Tribbles holding hands.
*-*-*-*- When All Else Fails REBOOT -*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribbles: Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Tribble Kabob.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*--- <--- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
*-*-*-*-*--- <-Klingon delicacy, tribble-kabob
*---- The Original dBase dGenerate
*---------------| <-- Tribble big Foot
*--The Emporer didn't die. He became a cricket.
*-=< Are Rules REALY ONLY for others? >=-*
*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o--- Tribble & onion kabob.
*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
*-~ <--- Tribble after sx
*-~ -- Tribble after sex.
*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
*. <- Female tribble "Not tonight, I started my period."
*.* - Tribble file name
*..* Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
*....*........*.*...**.*....* <--- Tribble Family Portrait
*.EXE /FUN isnt needed in APOGEE games, it's a default.
*.ZIP file exploded - Files all over the place!
*/ <- Tribble with a Light Saber
*/ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing.
*/ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight
*/ \* <----------- Tribbles Fencing
*/ \* - Tribble Olympics: Fencing.
*/ \* - Tribbles having a swordfight
*/ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
*/ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing.
*/ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight
*/ \* = Tribbles in a sword fight.
*/ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight
*// <- Tribble Olympics: Downhill Skiing.
*// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing
*// *// *// - Tribbles Going Skiing
*// *// *// *// *// <---Tribble ski trip.
*// *// *// *// *// Tribbles Going Skiing
*/\* Dueling Tribbles...
*1*There's always one in every crowd.
*11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag.
*1995* We hereby present you with the Brian Seal of Approval!! <G>
*250 Wongs listed in NYC Phone Book...Lottsa WONG Numbers!
*6*6*6* -Number of the TribbleBeast
*8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
*< - | <- Tribble Archery
*8 *8 *8 - Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
*:o) Bozo the Clown!
*? <-- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
*AND* your method of saving is like Bluewave,
*ANY* Problem can be solved by shooting the right person!
*APB* " Be on lookout for kidnapped imbecile named Geco" *APB*
*Another* temporal anomoly%#$%$%NO CARRIER
*Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.*
*BING* BabCom Here -- Message for Commander Sinclair
*BING* BabCom here -- Message for Commander Lamb
*BING* BabCom here. Message for Commander Edwards!
*BING* BabCom Here - Message for Commander Sinclair
*BLAM!* *BLAM!* Make peck'ular patterns in my wheat field, will ya?!
*BOOM!* Intel OUTSIDE!
*BOOM* So much for the find traps roll.
*BOOM* Intel Outside!
*BOOM* - E. Fudd
*Bark!* *Bark!*and you stay out of mine! -- Dr. Crusher
*Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
*Black criminals are not my brothers. They're just heavy.
*Bram Stoker's* Dracula? Give me a break!
*CAUTION* Always unplug computer before typing "dblspace"
*CLEARED* This tagline approved by Customs *CLEARED*
*CLEARED* This recipe approved by Canada Customs *CLEARED*
*CLEARED* This tagline approved by Canada Customs *CLEARED*
*CLEARED* This tagline approved by German Customs *CLEARED*
*CLEARED* This tagline approved by NZ Customs *CLEARED*
*Cat* tags can be habit forming!--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
*Catch you on a Sunbeam* (smile)
*Connie Sharlow* aka Aviendha in IRC
*D- William Tell tribble
*DING* Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.
*DON'T* try to out-flame *THIS* dragon...
*Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
*Double* Red Alert!" - Kirk, 'The Conscience of the King'
*ERROR find <COLDBEER>. SysOp not loaded.
*ERROR find <COLDBEER<. Sysop not loaded.
*ERROR* TAG.TXT REPLACED WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS.
*Everyone* should learn CPR.
*FIRE TAGLINE * DO NOT CROSS * FIRE TAGLINE * DO NOT CROSS *
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*FLASH* Energizer man arrested, charged with battery!
*FLASH* Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*FLASH* Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*Flaming* doesn't make for *understanding*.
*Four hours* to bury a cat? Yeah, it wouldnt keep still.
*Four hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
*Four hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldnt keep still.
*GAMES*?! Did someone say games? -Q
*Generic Tagline*
*Generic Tagline* Geriatric Tagline+
*HONK* If you know Bill W.
*I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh
*I am a man, nothing human is alien to me.
*I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine..
*I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!*
*I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!*
*I'm* space crazy! --Lister.
*I* am a genius. - Simba
*I* am the elder brother, K'ern. - Worf
*I* am the elder brother, Kern.
*I* didn't DO IT, the *computer* did it! (Yeah, right!)
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
*I* don't even agree with _everything_ I say!
*I* haven't lived four hundred years-- Richie Ryan
*I* wear the khakis around here! - Crow
*IT IS* documented - see "FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY".
*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*Ice rocks hit the hull* "Captain, we are being hailed."
*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!
*Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday
*J <- Snorkeling Tribble
*Jesus* saves*Ceridwen* invests.
*KA-BLAMM!!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side!!!
*KA-BLAMM!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side
*KLEENEX.EXE not found... [S]nort, [P]lug nose, [U]se sleeve
*Kurzon* took a blood oath. -- Kira
*Le sigh* -Fifi La Fume, TTA
*ME* a sexist??? Why some of my best friends are bimbos!!
*MISSING* Tagline, 57 characters long, last seen in NJ.
*MISSING* Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Hawaii.
*MISSING* Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Nevada.
*MISSING* Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Sackville.
*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!! - Yakko
*MY* "homosexual agenda" is simply to be left alone, okay?
*MY* homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay?
*Munchkins* cast Control Cthulhu
*Munchkins* wear Gauntlets of Infinite Ring-Wearing
*Must* you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?
*My* Taglines are comprised of 100% post-consumer electrons!
*My* friends in *my* Warrior Caste have this NetMail Address.
*My* gods don't have time to write novels.
*My* post office won't cash my check or give me cash for my stamps!
*NARF* -- Pinky
*NEW* from Taglinius Addictus, that *Tagline Addict*
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
*NO CARRIER* -- A Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
*NO CARRIER* --Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
*NO*! ... It's only a Tagline, only a Tagline, only a Tagline ...;->
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
*Never* get mad at someone who disagrees with you in Netmail.
*Never* mess with Richie...
*Nice* wand. (Jamie the Red to Jestar the Wizard)
*OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER
*OOOPS I DID'NT MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER
*OR* if the file is nothing but good stuff,
*Origin "I don't feel tardy!"
*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*
*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*...
*PRR ~RR ~RR ~RR ~RR ~RR ~RR ~RR ~RR *-<(:-{> Ho! Ho! Ho!
*Please Wait * SysOp has exited to Dos......
*QUICK* Someone call a Witch Doctor...My Witch is sick!
*RASTA* Razor's Edge BBS Lower Sackville.(865-5209/864-3730/864-7147)
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON program.exe to create Windows apps...
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON to create Windows apps.
*Read Tags*...*Dump Tags*...You don't *SAVE* Tags??? AARRGGHH!!!
*Read* the docs?! Wow, I never thought of that <giggle>.
*Real Roleplayers* play Call of Cthulhu.
*Real* Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
*Real* Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
*Real* Women Use Blue Wave!
*Real* programmers use COPY CON MYAPP.ZIP
*Real* programmers use COPY CON PROG.EXE
*Real* programmers use COPY CON filename.COM.
*Real* sysops disconnect the speakers.
*Runtime Error* Should I walk? (Y/N)
*S*H*W*I*N*G*!*
*S*W*A*KS*...a.k.a., Sealed With A KeyStroke
*SIP* oops... Mental Note: Get coffee colored shirts.
*SPIT!* "Oh, look at that! Bloody favouritism!"
*Share* the Bible all you like, just keep it out of the law.
*Silence*? - Dot
*Some people* just don't like kids. Anyone's kids.
*Speeeeewwwwwww*!!!! That's gross!
*Split personality? Who, us?
*TERROR* is a wet PSP runway......
*THANKS*! From Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict*
*THE LINE* In Gratitude and Memory
*THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE*
*THEY* are only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!.
*TWANG* *CRUNCH* "Sorry."--Worf
*Taglinius Addictus*: Gary Caplan
*That* burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp.
*That* will really help the centuries fly by. --Rimmer.
*This* is fun? Are you mad? --Rimmer.
*This* is what entertainment is all about - Calvin
*Three* shall be the number of the counting
*Thud* (sound of head hitting desk)
*To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
*Typos? Blame my cat,No blame my dog, but don't blame ME*
*W.O.W.* ERROR: AUDIT.COM ... Abort, Retry, Kiss ASCII goodbye?
*WARNING!* Tagline explodes when tampered with!
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
*Wanted : Dead or Alive. One pink bunny, carring a drum.
*Wanted : Dead or Alive. One pink bunny, carrying a drum.
*Wanted! 486DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard*
*We*, however, have no dietary restrictions,
*What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
*Who WAS that masked mailer?* (The QWK Ranger?)
*Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up?
*Y *Y <- Tribbles Snorkelling
*YOU* have a nice day, I'd rather burn a feminizt at the stake.
*YOU* have a nice day, I'd rather burn a feminizt at the stake.
*YOU* nix. *I'LL* MS-DOS.
*You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on...
*You* are the keepers of the Holy Grail? -- Sir Galahad
*ZAP!* MEWWWWWWOORRRR! <- Cat paying attention.
*\ Tribble with a HEAVY saber.
*\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
*\\ *\\ *\\ <- Tribbles Going Skiing
*\\ *\\ *\\ - Tribbles Going Skiing
*^ <- Tribble praying
*^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying
*^ *^ - Tribbles Praying
*_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear."
*bending pop-can tab over a penny* Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
*burp*
*bzzt* *bzzt* PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DESK!
*choke* *gasp* "Mmmfmfmfmmfmffffffffff" *CRACK* - Forver Admiral
*cooling* it off isn't exactly the point to friggingD.Mccunney
*dTDsfY Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
*ding* HUMOROUS TAGLINE FOUND, INITIATING THEFT SEQUENCE.
*ding* One dead unjugged rabbit fish later...
*fwump* "Message for you, sir!" *thud* -- Concorde
*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?"
*h* * **** m***M ** ***gs - Any questions?
*h*s *a*l*** h*$ * **r*$ *n *t - d*nt $t**l **!!!!
*hic* The drunker I stand here, the longer I get.... *hic*
*laugh* major understatement. =)
*o-*-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>-> Nope,Stolen & edited !
*oooooh* You mean someone might want to read *for fun*? Noooooooooo.jh
*qOOooY Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
*sigh* I remember when we used to be nostalgic.
*sigh* My own country bumpkin! - Dot
*sigh* What a senseless waste of human life.
*singing* "It's the little first lady with megalomania..."
*singing* I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney!
*snicker*
*somewhere*>:
*tick tick* Go ahead. *tick tick* Steal me. *tick tick*
*|) ---> <- Tribble Hood
*|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
*}- <- Tribble Olympic: Archery
*}- <- Tribble Olympics: Archery
*}- <- Tribble Olympics: Archery
*}---- Tribble with Lance
*~*~* *-*-* *_*_* *-*-* *~*~* <--- Tribbles jumping rope
*~~<=THIS is your brain on drugs with a side order of toast and coffee.
+ <- Born again Tribble
+ + + <-- Tribbles on drugs
+ + + This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft + +
+ + + This tagline is screwed down to prevent theft + + +
+ Tagline impounded by The Jesuits of The Second Moral Crusade! +
+#i$ i$ y()Ur +@g[iN* 0N drUg$
+*+ -+- +*+ +*+ -+- +*+ <-- Tribbles doing lunch
++ ++ Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat!
+++ (A)bort, (F)ail, (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory? +++
+++ @#%$ NO CARRIER ... Now where do we land???
+++ @#%$ NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers.
+++ @#%$ NO CARRIER. . . but I've got 2 destroyers and a frigate. . .
+++ A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b +++
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH ... Work! (Please!!!)
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Dammit!
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Damn-it!
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Damn-it!!!
++++++++ boRG AT micROSofT: YOu wiLl be assimiL<SWalloweD>! ++++++++
+++++++++ The Devil made me do it. +++++++++
+++++++++++++++++< Zip up your tagfly!
+++U+++Hey Rocky, watch me pull this tagline outa my hat!
+++oo+++ Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline outta my hat!!
++0++ Rocky, watch me pull a tagline outa my hat
++from Lloydminster, on the border between Alberta & Saskatchewan
+-----!--!!-------!-----!--!---+ Clothesline for wet tagfiles.
+-------------------------------------### STANLEY TagLine Tape Measure
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
+-Chat Mode-++ SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
+1 Thumping Bible, +3 vs. Jehova's WItnesses.
+25 to hit +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!
+:-) smiley priest
+B+A+N+++I+L+L+E+G+I+B+L+E+++T+A+G+L+I+N+E+S
+Origin: Illiteracy Network-Ignorance for Jesus
+Origin: "Prove that He isn't!" -- every new fundie
+REAL+ programmers use EDLIN to create Windows apps
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
+his +aCliUe ha$ a /irU$ in it - dont $teal iT!!!!
+his +ag|ine Trigina||y Sfored by using Sfacker!
+his +ag|ine Trigina||y sfored w|th D*ubleCpace.
+o+ +o+ +o+ TIE fighter attack! +o+ +o+ +o+
+o-U-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' [mexican jumping commas!]
,, We are the world ,,,
,,,, Vultures only fly with carrion luggage ,,,,
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
,-----n+##############|+----# Tagline Injection!
,-} wry and winking
,:-) Same thing...other side
- Massive organ draws crowds.
- Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead.
- "Bother," said Pooh as he came all over little Roo.
- "Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
- & also this free tagline. But don't send any money, we'll bill you.
- > Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! < -
- >>>>>>>> THE BOOB TUBE
- - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -
- - - - - - /////||||||||||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
- - - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -
- - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line.
- - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line
- - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- -Admiral, there be whales in here! Ahh, Scotty, that's a mirror...
- = W A R N I N G = - Tagline virus found. Hit <ALT>+<A> to delete.
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells-Grandma Moses -
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
- Chat Mode - SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
- Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver"
- DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE - DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE -
- Does yours have one of these?
- Dragon? What dragon? You said we were looking for a worm.
- FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- Help - I'm hooked online and I can't get off !
- How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
- I am 86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
- I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
- I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
- I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
- I am Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
- I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
- Isn't that a boat? - Yes, but NO CARRIER
- It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. -
- Its a poor workman who always blames his tools.
- Most people deserve each other! < -
- Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
- People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed papers.
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
- Reset.
- Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck.
- Speedy programming is the mother of debugging. -
- Steve "Smooth-chested men leave me clammy." - Bloom County
- Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious -
- TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! -
- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again!
- Take my Worf... please...
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
- The flogging will continue until morale improves -
- This space for Rent -
- Thou shall not kill, unless it's for dinner!
- Thou shall not kill.
- Under construction! It's getting beta, beta and beta.
- Use these to move through the message.
- While money can't buy happiness, it does let you choose your misery.
- You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!
- ambulance number of the beast
- as to what that black switch was.
- this space intentionally left blank -
- worm, option, dak, or bithorpe -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
-!- There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
-!- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
-!- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#80)
-!- Blue Wave/Max v2.12 [NR]
-!- Blue Wave/Max v2.20
-!- Blue Wave/RA v2.20 [NR]
-!- Blue Wave/SBBS v2.12 [NR]
-!- Blue Wave/TG v2.12 [NR]
-!- Clinton, prosperity ----
-!- FidoPCB v1.4 [ff238/x]
-!- GEcho/32 1.20/Pro
-!- HyperMail! v1.22
-!- JMail-H 2.10 (Beta M)
-!- Look MaI'm registered!
-!- MacWoof 1.5.3
-!- Maximus 2.02
-!- OMX/Blue Wave v2.12
-!- PPoint 1.88
-!- PRIME DIRECTIVE MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
-!- ProBoard v2.01 [Reg]
-!- RA/FD/FMail
-!- RA2.02+GEcho 1.11+
-!- SLMAIL v4.0a (#0386)
-!- Squish v1.10
-!- This is NOT a serial number, I swear.
-!- WILDMAIL!/WC v4.11
-!- WM v3.10/93-0670
-!- Whatever I did, that's what I planned! ---
-!- silence -!-
-!- this box opens into another universe.
-"I soiled my armor, I was so scared!"
-"WHat's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung..."
-"We shall say 'Nee' to you if you do not appease us!"
-> <- Invisible recipe, send $10 for viewer.
-> <- Invisible tagline, send $10 for viewer.
-> <- Invisible tagline, send $10 for special viewer.
-> <- Invisible Tagline, send $10 for viewer.
-> -> -> -> -> A little quote happy, aren't we????
-> Anyone got any Beatles tags??
-> Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
-> I think it didn't work. :-) :-)
-> This space intentionally left pointless <-
->> Osh Kosh B'Gosh: the ultimate in future fashion
->.<- Smallest tagline in the world. Use microscope to read.
->... < - Wook! Tagwine twacks!
->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
-< kadpritisnemspacenistasenedesava >-
-<< Blondes. <smirk> Enough said >>-
-<< I'll Register It Tomorrow, Honest! >>-
-<< I'm insanely creative! >>-
-<< Insert Inevitable Trivial Witticism >>-
-<--*-- <-Tribble after sword fight
-<Antonym: The opposite of a word your thinking of>-
-<Be alert the world needs more lerts>-
-<Do not learn the tricks of the trade--Learn the trade>-
-<Every man for himself>-
-<Look before you leap>-
-'---,---{@ <-- A rose for YOU.
-'---,---{@ -- A rose for YOU.
-(o ) (o )- Look left -( o) ( o)- Look right (Good! Nobody here!)
-*> A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
-*> He who has a clean desk has nothing better to do than clean it.
-*- We are from The Continuum -*-
-*-*-*-*- <- Tribble shish ka bob.
-*-*-*-*- - Tribble shish ka bob.
-*-*-*-*-* <- Tribble Ka-Bob
-*-*-*-*-* - Tribble Ka-Bob
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."I wonder sometimes when I see all the sadness and pain."
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."I've seen a part of people I never want to share."
."If I feel a rage I won't deny it, I won't fear love."
."If I leave you know it doesn't mean I love you any less."
."If I shed a tear I won't cage it, I won't fear love."
."In the desert of my dreams I saw you there."
."Into the fireI am the spark."
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."Is there no escape from the words that plague me so?."
."It's a long way down to the place where we started from."
."It's not the wind that cracked your shoulder."
."It's so unfair that they can make you feel so small."
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."Peace in the struggle in the struggle to find peace."
."She cradled us. She held us in her arms."
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."That sea of shallow faces masked i warm regret."
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."Through the years I've grown to love you."
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."Unselfish in her suffering, she could not understand."
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."When we had a heart of stone we wandered to the sea."
."Why kind of love is this that keeps me holding on?."
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."Would I spend forever here and not be satisfied?."
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."You must face alone the plans you've made."
."You never really tried, or so it seems."
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."You winter into mea lie upon your lips."
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."Your love is better than chocolate."
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.. Software upgrade installed: Press your luck to continue.
.. Well, o' course *ARMED* peasants tend t' be uppity. Yo' Man!!
.. Well, of course *ARMED* peasants tend to be uppity!
.. You can't be meek in Texas. It's a State Law.
.. a soft black pencil in her right hand..
.. and she's worse than the other one..
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... John wondered during a file transfer what that black switch was.
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... "Bother" said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap
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... "Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns.
... "Bother," said Pooh as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
... "Bother," said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
... "Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
... "Call me Dotty, and you DIE!"--Dot
... "Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*!" -- Calvin
... "Dad, what makes wind?" - Calvin "Trees sneezing" - Dad
... "Didn't they warn you about Ferrengi at the Academy?" -Tom Paris
... "Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice
... "Dragons is *soooooo* stupid." - Yosemite Sam
... "En-uff with the singin' already!!!"--Slappy
... "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!"
... "Five bucks... same as in Spacedock! I GET IT! HAHAHA!" -Data (ST
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... "Growl for me, Worf. Show me you still care." -- Q
... "He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."
... "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?"
... "I do the rock, myself" - Tim Curry
... "I don't believe in a no -win scenario." - Kirk
... "I like my spee-sees the way it is!!!"--Worf
... "I'm taking a whizz with the door open." - Homer Simpson
... "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap!
... "Now *that's* comedy!" - Slappy
... "Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tom Adams?"
... "Stand back Musketeers! They shall sample MY blade!"
... "That's a dragonfly, dear." "But Mommy, what's he draggin'?"
... "The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
... "The very ice of chastity is in them." -- Shakespeare
... "Took the mage's brain?!! Stupid orcs, just get the spellbook!"
... "Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
... "Warp 5.. engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!"
... "We improvised, we adapted, we overcame!" -- Gunny Highway
... "What's wrong with the kids, today?...They're building Empire."
... "What? You thought those were just decoration?" - Londo
... "You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you." (Jerry)
... "You must be invulnerable too!" "I'm *nigh* invulnerable!"
... ########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
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... <A>bort <R>etry <W>hat the f-ck happened????
... (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
... )))<=- IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE -=<((( ...
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... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older).
... 13 witches in a hot-tub: A self-cleaning coven
... 8:-$ Ferenghi.
... 90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%?
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... A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.
... A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then...
... A Jury: 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer
... A closed mind is a wonderful thing to make fun of.
... A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
... A vegetarian is one who eats vegetables...BEWARE HUMANITARIANS!
... All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend!
... All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
... And God said: "I'll buy a vowel."
... And a partridge in a pear tree.
... At least Democratic presidents remember HOW to have sex . . .
... Available in a Limited Edition.
... BORGDos v6.2 - Assimilate another? [Y/N/Q]
... Babylon 5. - It is definatly NOT StarTrek.
... Barney is a purple Velociraptor, and he LOVES your kids!
... Behavioural psychology: Pulling habits out of rats...
... Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile.
... Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
... Bother said Pooh as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco
... Bother," said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
... Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
... Bubble-Jet: the disaster Boeing doesn't want you to know about...
... But we've only fondled the surface of that subject. -- Virginia Masters
... But, the cats were cool and never said a mumblin' word!
... CAUTION! Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.
... Captain, why not simply give the Borg Windows 3.1? -- Worf
... Catch the BLUE JAYS!
... Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
... Clinton/Gore - Error: Division By Zero
... Cogito, ergo Hormel (I think, therefore I Spam)
... Come on, in a first level dungeon? It has to be a gas spore.
... Computers also eliminate spare time.
... DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
... Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number....
... Death is irrelevant - Locutus of Borg
... Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level cleric.
... Don't *EVER* annoy a dragon...
... Don't pick up the PH#%$&**>#@*&^=NO CARRIER
... Dragons - the ORIGINAL flying toasters!
... Dragons again? I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missile battery.
... ERROR: something went wrong
... Earth - nice, but I wouldn't want to live there.
... Earth explodes at 10. Film at 11.
... Ecce illa mammeata.
... Every abortion stops a beating heart....
... Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon."
... Feeling lucky??? Update your software!
... For God sakes, man, GET OFF! She's DEAD, Jim!
... Forget the prime directive! Give the Borg Windows! (better yet, NT!)
... G-d is not dead. He is alive and autographing bibles today.
... God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been.
... Government is a kind of legalized pillage.
... Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
... Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE
... HEADLINE! OJ is acquitted...asks Judge Ito for his blood
... He who laughs last...had to have it explained.
... Help! I can't find the "ANY" key.
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
... Holy water recipe: Boil the hell out of it.
... I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
... I admire a woman who can use a blade...
... I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
... I came,I searched,I found..... Now I have mislaid it!
... I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
... I have a 14,400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
... I have a knife of DM slaying.
... I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
... I was born with a photographic memory, but it never developed.
... I'm a material girl! Wanna see my fabric collection?
... I'm planning tomorrow's problems today.
... I've upped my standards...now up yours!
... IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
... If I repent anything, it is likely to be my good behavior.
... If at first you don't succeed, tell 'em you did anyway.
... If at first you don't succeed.......RELOAD!
... If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is!
... If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
... It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
... It said "insert disk #3", but only two will fit...
... It's tourist season in Florida, bag limit two.
... Itisdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
... Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil.
... Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
... Let the thief in the party hunt for <*BOOOOMMMMM!*> ...traps?!
... Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
... Marriage is 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
... Mary had a little lamb-and boy was her doctor surprised!
... May God Jim...Your Dead!!
... Mispelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
... Modem in haste, repent at moderator.
... My Rice Crispies says: "PLEASE! Don't eat me!!!"
... My birthstone? Blarney, of course.
... My hair is fine...what I'm having is a bad BODY day!
... My ignorance is exceeded only by my arrogance
... Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with Brie!
... Never believe a rumor until it's officially denied.
... Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
... New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
... Next week on Babaloo 5: Lucy visits a space station.
... No matter what it is, it's more important than housework.
... Nobody notices when things go right.
... Non licet quod dispendio licet
... Normality is restored. Any problems remaining are your own.
... Now that I have a grip on reality I can strangle it.
... OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
... One way to put your boss in good humor is - do the dishes for her!
... Out of the mouths of babes often comes oatmeal...
... Oxymoron: The Best of Rush Limbaugh
... Pizza Hut for Windows: ooey GUI good...
... Politicians & diapers. Change often for same reason.
... RIME, it wasn't broke, so why did they fix it?
... Reality crept in. I shot it for trespassing.
... Resistance is futile. Your code has been assimilated
... Ro Laren vs. Locutus in a tennis match: Bajoran/Borg...
... Runt of Borg: "I love it when you assimilate, Rita."
... Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER
... Sex Slaves don't want to be
... Sex on the TV is OK -- if you don't fall off.
... So easy, a child can do it. (Child sold separately)
... Speed limit, 140 beats per minute.
... Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wisdom...
... Stir up the Campbell's...MSG is good food.
... Thanks to all the Sysops who make this possible.
... The BorgMail echo is empty.
... The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
... The girls appreciate a *slo-o-o-w* hand!
... The phone's tapped anyway.
... The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
... This is Jesus! If you hang up, I'll @#!&$&!&@#$ NO CARRIER
... This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
... This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend..
... Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
... Tribble math: * + * = ***********************************
... Tribble use #1: Cat toy
... URA Redneck if: You view Duct-Tape as a long term investment.
... Unzip... expand... What kind of pervert came up with this?
... Very funny, Scotty - now beam up my clothes!
... We are Borg... Prepare to be assim... Shirley McLaine ? hahahahaha
... We really didn't need a Cleric anyway. (Famous Last Words)
... We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away.
... Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!
... What do ya call milk that came from a cow with no legs? Dragon milk!
... What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
... What happened to Orphan Annie's Eyes?
... Will I dream? - HAL2000
... Windows95: Microsoft's second ode to P. T. Barnum.
... Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys ...
... YKYBDTTLW...you start writing taglines about writing taglines.
... Yes: A married man's last word.
... You got to start somewhere if you're going end elsewhere.
... Your reality check just bounced.
... Your tagline hunting license has expired. Fine: 2 packets.
... and eliminate and wipe out redundancy!
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
... and on the 8th day God said, "Murphy, You're in charge.
... and to my loving wife, I leave $100,000 of Doctor bills.
... and we never heard of a Tribble tagline, and were ...
... as she landed next to Data's profusely apologizing head. -Imzadi
... believing in paradoxes as we do ... (Bill W, p233 AACA)
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
... g- t- h--- -ssh-l-..... Buy a vowel! Buy a vowel!
... going where no clusters have gone before
... grains of salt, please take one.
... if it weren't for computer programming, I could never PASCALculus...
... much deleted, many sets of duplicate/triplicate/etc.
... only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
... the glorious failures and the glorious victories...
... the most toys {on credit} at the end wins
... the new African-American UNIX interface: Malcolm X-Windows...
... {{{{ Where's my brain? HEY YOU!!! COME BACK WITH MY BRAIN !! }}}}
..." So many Ferengis, SO little time" --Kira, with chainsaw
..."And Merlin draws his Vorpal sword", uhh RUN comes to mind .....
..."Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
..."Bother," said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill.
..."HOUSTON: The ROCKETS have landed, and it's T*W*O*R*I*F*F*I*C !!!!"
..."Help! I've Risen and I can't Get Down!" - Jesus at a disco.
..."I like my species the way it is."...Worf
..."I was snow white, but I drifted." Mae West
..."Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it."
..."The Rocky Horror Picture Show: a different set of jaws"
..."There is no sanity clause" G. Marx
..."zooks, sir, flesh & blood, That's all I'm made of!"-Browning
...#$%& *& %!@#$% $%*....oops sorry- no speaka de ASCII!....
...& a hey, nonny nonny...
...<- Grains Of Salt. Take As Needed With Above Message..
...'Looks to me like a marginally volitile hostige situation; Max.'
...'tis far better.........oh, nevermind!
.... <- Brigadier General Tribble
.... <- Grains Of Salt. Take As Needed With Above Message.
.... My other car is a BROOM! ===========>>>>>
.... Never trust Romulans bearing .GIFs ............
.... Politically Incorrect... and damned proud of it!!!
.... To Be Continued.
.... Usually insane; in lucid moments, merely stupid .......
.... [BRAILLE] . . PROMOTE LITERACY FOR THE BLIND
.... a deluge of words and drop of sense.
.... a deluge of words and only one drop of sense.
.... and their daughter married........
.... or, reply here and face the wrath of the moderator.
...."u"...are an important part of..."us"...!
..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
..... one schitzoid moment to the next .....
...... or something like that.
......-Stealth Tagline
....... abANDoN the SEaRCh for tRUth: SEttle On a gOod FaNtaSy........
.......<- Grains Of Salt. Take As Needed With Above Message.
........"If I could reach you, I would hurt you, Pinky"............
..................... <- Tribble tracks
...................... Group Photo
.............................................(hint: this is a tagline)
.................................................Right-wing tagline ___
............................Don't mess with our Attack Sheba!!!
......................Cut Along Dotted Line.......................-
......................Cut Along Dotted Line.......................... <-
..................My Last Driver was a Tinkerbell.....................
................enilgat sdrawkcab.....................
...............Follow Me.....
..............All's fair in love and Tagline assimilation...............
..............tagline department closed..............
.............Cut Monitor Along Dotted Line............
...........enilgaT oediV esreveR..........
..........Much Deleted..........
.........1........----There's one in every.crowd.
.........More like I am now, than I was before........
.......Tagline department closed .......
.......We all are immortal for a limited time.......
.......What little I know, I owe to my ignorance......
.......senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
......64..65...66...67...68...69"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
......64..65...66...67...68...69... "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
......<-Stealth Tagline
......everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes.
.....Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist...
.....HEY!!!! Where's the bubblegum?!?!!!!
.....I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?!!!
.....If it ain't broke, fix it anyway just to screw it up!
.....This tagline protected by *TagAlert*.....
.....UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist...
.....er......NEVERMIND!
.....sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.....................
....Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
....Bye fo' now and Gots some NICE Day
....Bye for now and Have a NICE Day
....Did you know YOGA will be required at the TOGA Party??
....Do not disturb. I'm already quite disturbed........
....Famous last words"Try it you'll like it".....
....How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
....I wonder what MacGyver would do ....
....Just say no!...to taglines.....
....Knight Sabers, Sanjuu!
....Last thing I remember is this leggy red-head with a whip..
....Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person.
....PATH=allthosedirectories................
....PLANET DESTRUCT MODE (S) Start (S) Stop (S) Abort... 8-(
....PLANET DESTRUCT MODE (S) Start (S) Stop (S) Abort8-(
....Please Help Needed Tags.....List Above......
....Press any key to format C:..... hehehe
....T.E.A.R...A.L.O.N.G...D.O.T.T.E.D...T.A.G.L.I.N.E....
....What is that green stuff in your hair??
....Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
...._I_ am only a b-version....
....and Keith Wyatt, Extremly Silly Party.
....and besides, its the nature of the net.
....and now for something completely different.
....and there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. - The Who
....far better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all...
....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!
....hope to see you soon but I feel The End is Nig......
....keyboard not found -- Think F1 to continue.
....never gonna catch the Midnight Rider.
....returning to "lurk" mode....
....riding the Blue Wave across cyberspace.....
....some things ARE forever.....and ever..
....speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde.
....then we sat on the sand for some time and observed.....
....with all their genetic abilities..it would be easy.
...6 ...7 ...8 ...9 ...10 (Bo Derek getting older).
...7 cats is a purrfect number
...911... Hit the number "1" if the house is on fire.. H
...911..If reporting a murder,press 1....A burglary, press 2....
...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
...A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives......
...AND A PINCH TO GROW AN INCH!!!!
...Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
...All My loving ... I will send to you...
...All computers wait at the same speed.
...All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
...All the debris has stopped falling.
...Always willing to share my ignorance...
...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe
...And before you can say 'Gynecomorphous Immolation',...
...And dance to the beat of a decadent drummer....
...And on the Eighth day God looked around and said, "Never mind."
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
...And there was this rabbit...
...As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly - The Big Guy
...As we travel the universe
...At last, fortissimo! - Mahler on visiting Niagra Falls
...Be vehwy, vehwy qwiet, I'm hunting Viwii.
...Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
...Bumper sticker: "Stop looking at her rear and watch mine."
...Canine Cuisine: Dog-Gone Food while you wait!!
...Captain...we are receiving 250,000 simotanious hails...
...Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
...Computer not a virgin - no himem found...
...Custer, with his arms open wide...OPEN!!! HEY! Knock off the arrows
...Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?
...Damn it, Jim! It's a Macintosh, not a computer!
...Dan Quayle: a PROUD user of MicroSofte Windowse !!!
...Data clamp on...
...Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
...Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes.
...Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's made up!
...Doo Dah...Doo Dah !
...Engage, Warp 6... No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!
...Error 941 ...Hard Drive overLoaded with Bill Eastman Stat
...Error Reading Drive Thru: (W)algreen's (T)aco Bell (S)pec's
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
...GO HOUSTON ROCKETS! ALL THE WAY TO NBA WORLD CHAMPS! GO ROCKETS GO!
...GOD!!! You weren't this ugly last night!
...Get a life? Where can I download that from? :)
...Give to the Crash Dummy Widows Fund......
...God was the first to drop fire and brimstone on Homos!
...Groan-A-Meter Great: Choosey perverts choose GIF!
...Have you had your "Sunshine" hug today?
...He's a few syllables short of a Haiku.
...He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
...I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
...I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
...I don't have a life, I have an offline reader...
...I know just enough to be dangerous.
...I looked in the grave and He was gone!...
...I love children! They taste just like chicken.
...I love children! They taste just like chicken.
...I multi-task, I read in the bathroom.
...I multi-task, I read in the bathroom.
...I must hurry, for there they go, and I am their leader!
...I wonder if their dreams will survive this alien nightmare? --Lancer
...I'd like a bit of pram please.
...I'm Garfield of Borg...all your lasagna will be assimilated...
...I'm antisemantic: I don't pay my syntax...
...I'm mooning you now....you just can't see me!
...I'm not loafing - I'm doing research on inertia.
...I'm sick of Christmas....Happy Easter !
...I'm too sexy for my tagline...
...I've only ever regretted the things I didn't do...
...IQ = 100 * <number of posted lines> / <number of quoted lines>!
...If speed kills, then Windows users must live forever.
...If this is the crew who we're filming us... whose filming us now?
...If this were an actual emergency, you would be DEAD!!!
...In California, they say "Shift Happens". Boy, I'll say!
...In peace sons bury their fathers, in war fathers bury their sons. _
...Just another Fido Puppy..woof!
...Kirk to Enterprise...Kirk to Enterprise..Dam, It's busy...
...Kling-on bastard killed my son, do-dah, do-dah...
...Life would be easier if we had the source code..
...Line noise provided by SouthWestern Bell Telephone!
...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
...Make love not war...Get married and do both
...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
...Mary had a little RAM...only about a MEG or so.
...Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries
...Message from God: Universe rebooting in 5 sec. Please log out.
...Mind the misty sea or end up sad like Mr. Me -TMBG
...Mr. Scott, I need warp 6 in ten seconds or you're fired!
...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
...Nitrate: Cheaper than the day rate
...No Mr Worf, You cannot use the holodeck to play Doom.... - Picard
...No, "Eureka" is Greek for "this bath is too hot"
...Not Quite Your Normal, Everyday User.....
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...O.J.'s Alibi/Bobbitt's Penis...Neither one could stand up in court.
...Only a woman could get lost 70,000 light years from home.
...Picard drinks tea - 3 drinks!
...Picard is attacked/has an accident - drink!
...Please, God, not *another* learning experience!
...Postal workers never die..they just lose their zip!
...Proofread CAREFULLY to see if you any words out!
...Reuseable tagline..it just keeps going, and going, and going....
...SVGA; the gift that keeps on .gif'ing
...Second ferret to the right, and straight on till morning.
...Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfurnookie!!!
...She followed me home. Can I keep her?
...So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
...So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
...Some people come home to unwind..others to unravel !!...
...Somnambulists give me the creeps-Calvin
...Space is Deep...
...Standard Disclaimer Applies... Blah Blah Blah...
...Star Trek VIII: Scotty passes a Stone.
...Tacking the wind???...Nah!!...Reversing Doctrines...
...Terror: A Kligon female with PMS
...That's what it's all about! --G'Kar.
...The Enterprise crew actually fires shots in a fight - 2 drinks!
...The animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The beast, was no more
...The three freedom fighters set out on Cyclones
...The world crowns success, but God crowns faithfulness
...There's a nut loose on my keyboard...I've been told it's me.
...This tagline is umop apisdn
...Times are so hard that even those who won't pay aren't buying!
...To Boldly Go Where No One Has Boldly Gone Before.....BOLDLY!
...Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving!
...Toronto Maple Leafs 1917-1993 ...proud of them too!
...True enlightenment is a radical goal.
...Unable to Locate Coffee, OPERATOR HALTED!
...User (n): technical term used by programmers - see idiot.
...Vegetarians eat vegetables: beware of humanitarians...
...Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
...Very funny Scotty. Now beam my clothes down too...
...WOMEN.ZIPgreat program, no docs, but fun to unzip!
...Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ?...? Oh, yeah, baby.....
...We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.....
...We now return you the next episode of...Days of Our Thread. ;*)
...Welcome to the "Dark Half" of the Force.
...What's that under my foot! Oh, it's just Barney.
...Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?
...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?
...Will you be my neighbor? <machine gun fire and screams>
...Windows - Just another pane in the glass.
...Windows are like parachutes....they work best when ope
...You can run, but you can't hide...
...You could hear eagle bone whistles screaming. --Black Elk
...Your brain: * Al Gore's brain: ( ). Any questions?
...___... ...___... Tagline Stolen ...___... ...___...
...a blather of crickets...
...a charm of finches...
...a clowder of cats...
...a cover of coots...
...a dawn of roses...
...a drift of hogs...
...a gaggle of geese...
...a glory of violets...
...a hallucination of morning glories...
...a hilarity of gardenias...
...a hover of trout...
...a kindle of kittens...
...a knot of toads...
...a labor of moles...
...a laughter of cosmos...
...a midnight of ravens...
...a millennium of moss...
...a murder of crows...
...a murmuration of starlings...
...a muster of peacocks...
...a noon of fern...
...a paddling of ducks...
...a parliament of owls...
...a peep of chickens...
...a pitying of turtledoves...
...a red jewel in the elongated jaws of the helmet
...a sauna of beeches...
...a siege of herons...
...a skulk of foxes...
...a stateliness of oaks...
...a sunset of fuchsia...
...a tiding of magpies...
...a trip of goats...
...a watch of nightingales...
...a weeping of willows...
...a zonker of hedges...
...about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
...all alone in the night.
...all answers questioned here...
...an actual tagline, it would be followed by official...
...an exaltation of larks...
...and Argo doesn't want us any more. Wonder why.
...and Boy! are my arms tired!!
...and Greg Leask stikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
...and I betcha she can say it in 10 different languages!
...and I betcha she can say it in 10 different languages!
...and I promise not to mistake your opinions for actual facts.
...and I'll show you the prints of Wales
...and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
...and Satan said to God,"But where will YOU get a lawyer?"
...and all the Borg left was this pile of forms...
...and all the children are above average
...and eaons hence, they shall ask their forefathers, "Micro what?"
...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators.
...and here the fiery Celt wars through life on bloody soil.
...and if one bad cluster should accidentally fail...
...and if you think THAT'S weird...
...and in One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. (Nicene Creed)
...and in between are the doors.
...and kicked the polar bear in the ice hole...
...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine!
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and not necessarily in that order, either!
...and remember, it's Pillage first, then Burn!
...and sometimes the bear eats you.
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and that's how we know the Earth is banana-shaped.
...and the boat was a CIGARETTE LIGHTER!
...and the elf said, "I dunno but it looks like a hamm..." <SPLAT!>
...and the sky's the limit...
...and then I woke up!
...and then Lwaxana gave Alexander a pet dog that barked "Worf! Worf!"
...and then on other days it just rains.
...and then she pressed the ctrl key...
...and then the Ferengi offered the Kryptonite to the Cardassian.
...and then this novice asked me where the "any" key was!
...and therefore never send to know -Donne
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and they say there ain't no Santa Claus!?! Sheesh!
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
...and this little piggy stayed home. He's agoraphobic.
...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed.
...and you spent how much to read these messages?
...another generation cometh, but the tagline abidith forever.
...as American as English muffins and French toast.
...at least the doctors find me fascinating...
...because I'm a 'noid, and _you're_ a 'droid... -Guinan
...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god. - C-3PO
...but I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
...but I forgot all about the Memory Conference!!
...but I've seen everybody else behaving like Gilligan on Prozac...
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain.
...but there are no old, bold pilots.
...but what I really want to do is direct.
...but what if *I'm* a figment of my imagination?
...collect call from Earth, will you accept?
...continued on next tagline...
...counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor ...
...died in their sleep. What a terrible way to die. --Worf.
...don't wait for someone to be friendly to you, be friendly first.
...dragons do it inbetween!!!
...en dan nu...........een liedje..
...for it's a long, long time from May to September...
...gnorw og.gnorw oggnorw og nac gnihtoN
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...good manners and bad breath will get ya nowhere (Elvis Costello)
...he has a one bit brain with a parity error!
...hey what are you gonna do with that rope?!?!?!?!?......
...i onda je 100.000 policajaca reklo: "NEMAMO POJMA!"...
...if you only fly when there are guarantees, you won't be flying much
...if your god is dead, try one of mine....
...ignorance is temporary. Stupidness is forever.
...it was no star but a magna of illusion...
...it's just a name...Dad cud've tagged me with Shredded!!!
...just like the European descendants do.
...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too.
...lend me your ears!...I didn't mean that literally Van Gogh.
...maybe I'll meet you on the run...
...more to do than can ever be done - The Circle of Life
...more to find than can ever be found - The Circle of Life
...no thanks, I'm already having one.
...not to mention it's lousy bedside manner.
...now don't go giving away the home planet! (Londo)
...now touch these wires to your tongue!
...off the modem, through the phone lines, nothing but net.
...oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!... ...
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...only the toner has been changed, to protect the printer.
...ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...
...perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me - Scar
...riding a Blue Wave into the night......
...senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
...sevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
...shall not submit to arbitraty measures. - Junius
...shouted the lawyer's client. You're a scoundrel!
...so if it's the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
...somewhere, over the rainbow...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
...still shackled to the shadow that followed you...
...swims, goes qwack qwack. How is it called? --Londo. A cat. --Vir.
...that's what friends are for...
...the Lollypop. She's a good ship." Riker [Arsenal of Freedom]
...the first duty of a citizen is the preservation of freedom!
...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas. - C-3PO
...the snow slithered down like a pair of badly made nylons...
...the ticking of freshly minted seconds--REAPER MAN.
...then again, all good things must come to an end. --Q.
...then it would RULE! -Butthead
...to boldly go where no man has gone before - the ladies' toilet.
...to him who himself has power and blessedness...
...used when I've had to eat crow, my hat, and other unsavory dishes!
...whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him - Zazu
...where do they hide those swords????!!!
...which was not a healthy situation for the witch..
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
...with just a ghost, a ghost of a smile..
...with strange eons even death may die...
...with supendous speed, STUPENDOUS MAN is out the door!
...would you like me to sing you a song?
...you can be a big pig too! --Timon
...ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS
..?rotinom ym edisni gniod uoy era tahW
..ASM programmers drive stick shifts.
..All's fair in love and Tagline assimilation
..Amazing mace, how sweet the sound, that flattened the wretch I hit
..And on the 8th day God said, "Ok, Murphy, you're in charge..."
..Beer bellies = great waist.
..Cry FUBS and let lose the fidopuppies of War!
..Dogs come when called; cats have answering machines.
..Dr Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished..
..Error..Checking..Modems..arn't..they..Great..
..Every Dog Has His Day, But The Nights Belong To Us Cats!
..Great beer bellies are made, not born.
..He ran into my knife!TEN TIMES!
..I can't use windows. My cat ate my mouse.
..I tried to contain myself, but I escaped...
..I've got more tag lines than Bill has women...
..Is that punch in the bowl, or Odo playing a sick joke?
..Out to lunch - If not back by 5pm, out to dinner too.
..REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
..So easy, a child can do it! Child sold separately...
..Sorry no tagline this time dudes!!
..System over heating...Please open Windows....
..The Animal House BBS Tagline CApitol of The U.S...........
..To women, men are like big dogs that talk.
..Windows - Best 8 meg solitaire game around!
..a watched modem never connects.
..and I.M.T. made the sky FALL.
..and now for something completely different.
..and on the eighth day, God uninstalled DOS6.
..and please watch over my best friend Ren....he's not strong.
..and the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT
..and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode
..another broadside, gunner; he's dead in the water!
..at least the doctors find me fascinating...
..been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist 'cause I'm left handed
..doing well by doing good..."
..en toen kwam er een olifant en zo..
..excuse mistakes...smellchecker on the fritz!
..failure to mix contents properly may bring about Armageddon..
..fangs, tail, fur.. I'm ready for a night in the woods.
..if love isn't forever, and it's not the weather...hand me my leather
..international borders are simply speedbumps on the info superhighway
..my Moslem uncle, Kareemov Wheat!!!! (BG)
..my other computer is a Commodore 64!! Go figure?!!
..now, Dos-e-do, byte your partner...throw em thru the Windows..promin
..o...o...o...o...o... Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
..one schitzoid moment to the next .....
..tagline department closed..
..then Lancelot, Robin and I will jump out of the Rabbit.
..with just a ghost, a ghost of a smile..
..with this pain in all the diodes down my...
..words, words, words, and no place to put them all.
./\. Jugglin' Tags!
.0015015015 -Recriprocal of the Beast
.05 NR * Only Warped minds use OS/2.
.357 Magnum: Leaded Fuel Only!
.44 Magnum: - When you care enough to send the very best.
.5 = penalty deduction for being an American athlete at The Games.
.666 - good beastball batting average
.666 - caliber of the beast
.666 - good beastball batting average
.666: Caliber of the Beast
.9998443741 -Cosine of the Beast
.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille.<-TLP
.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille.-TLP
.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in Braille.
.;-0kjm98hbnu67vfg54rxd32waz Kitty on keyboard.
.== Generic Tagline, good for everyday use ==.
.@XC1 MUDD = Most Undeniably Dangerous Dame! @XCC'
.ARC: What the .ZOO animals travelled in.
.ARJ: One letter different than .ARC; this should tell you something.
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts.
.ATTACK CAT!!!! take a bite out of crime!
.America, where you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway!
.America, where you park on the driveway!
.BAT: Battered files; a text file with a higher calling.
.BMP: Baby Makes Pictures, to be hung up without fridge magnets.
.COM: Compost -- a.k.a. fecal matter.
.Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems"
.Curiousity killed the cat,Let's get the dog next....
.DLL: Deceptively Likely to be Lost
.DOC: Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted.
.ELIF ERITNE eht fo ypoc a DEPIWS I '.dnim elttil kcis` a evah OSLA I
.EXE: Executable, or at least you'd like to kill them.
.Execuglide: Propel around the office without getting up
.GIF: Gee, It's Free -- the easiest method for porn distribution.
.GL: Geez, Louise! See GRASP (and watch it and watch it...)
.It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
.It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine
.Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?
.Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!" "A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?"
.Mufutau Towobola.FidoNet: 1:2603/505, RIME# 5210, Intelec, SmartNet
.Never search for raisins in a rabbit cage.
.On a quiet night in Chevy Country,..you can hear a Ford
.Politically Incorrectand damned proud of it!!!
.QWK is the disease. BlueWave is the cure.
.QWK, hurry up and .PAK all the animals into the .ARC!
.Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!
.REP .REP .REP (Duck choking on QWK packet)
.RIP file not found. Should I load your mail package?
.Rule #4. Larger than life is JUST the right size.
.SDIA htiw elpoep ton ,SDIA thgiF
.SDRAWKCAB DELLATSNI MOR YALPSID TXET :RORRE
.Shhhhh..SYSOP IN TRAINING
.The little engine that could would've done it sooner as
.To Be Continued.
.VOC .GIF's? I'm out of hard disk space.
.W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a r
.We are having technical difficulties.Liberalism!
.We've found the problem.... Your battery needs a new car!
.Weight 300 lbs - Fortune: Danger - the Fat Man
.Whips, chains, & knives are only sex toys
.[... tagline deleted for brevity ...].
.[0 I hate these .[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING.[0m taglines
.[0;33m======================.[0m Dirty Underwear Tagline
.[BRAILLE] . . PROMOTE LITERACY FOR THE BLIND
.[continued from last message] sex [continued in next message].
.\/ duck variation
._ _ ___ ._. _.__ _._. .__ _ ._ __.(Morse Code Tagline)
._'M ST_P_D--"Hmmm. Pat, I'd like to buy an 'o' please"
.__*__. tribble on a treadmill.
.a deluge of words and drop of sense.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
.aixelsyd evah uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
.brevorP naidirolF tneicnA - .swons ti erehw sevil nosrep enas oN
.delgnam era sehtolc erehw ecalp A :yrdnuaL
.dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I
.drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog I kniht I
.egassem terces eht dnuof evah ouY !snoitalutargnoC
.em sa drawkcab sa er'uoy neht siht daer nac uoy fI
.emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS
.erutaef a ti ekam ,ti xif t'nac uoy fI
.f+E ANswEG ff +ifE, f+E mN|vEGsE, aNd EvEGyf+|Ng is spam.
.gnorw og gnorw og gnorw og nac gnihton
.gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton
.laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
.nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
.neercs eht fo edis gnorw eht no er'uoy siht dear nac uoy fI
.neercs eht fo edis gnorw no era uoY
.noitpircsrep ruoy etadpu ,siht daer nac uoy fI
.now touch these wires to your tongue!
.o...o...o...o...o... Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
.profile...a user's mini biography.
.reeb fo esac a si sevren fo esac a rof tseB
.reknaW a si gnitaeK .egassem lanimilbus a si sihT
.retupmoc siht edisni depart m'I pleH
.rotinom ym no revo droc eht pilf esaelp ,ydobemoS
.rotinom ym pilf esaelp ,ydobemoS
.sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
.sdrawkcab draobyek ym tcennoc I nehw sneppah tahw si sihT
.sehcadaeh evah I erofereht ,kniht I
.senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
.sevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
.sig go down da hoooole
.sig temporarily closed for repairs.
.signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]
.snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB
.srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT
.suoinegni oot era slooF .foorploof si gnihtoN
.teNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I
.tmp files are having never to say [ckdsk].
.tmp files never die...NEVER !
.tops eht tih t'nseod dna gnillik sseL :THGIL DUCS
.wal-ni-rehtom dezama na si nam taerg yreve dniheB
.wav files never die...they just keep sounding off.
.wav files never die...they just wave goodbye.
.wellWindows <g>.
.yrettalf fo mrof tserecnis eht si tfeht enilgaT
.ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS
/ \ Ricky
/ <--Tribble after squeezing through a door.
/ * <- Tribble % <- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence.
/>Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death.
/>Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
/>Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life.
/>I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
/>In the game of life, father time always wins
/>Life without learning is death. --Cicero
/>Life's not too short, it's just that you're dead for so long.
/>Suppose there is no life after death......?
/>Trouble: Life's way of saying be careful, next time Death!
/>Welcome to the afterlife John Ingram, you're dead. --Q.
/* I can C clearly now */
/* This statement is not executable, */ Tom commented. -John Foster
/* This statement is not executable, *\ Tom commented.
/* allez-vous? */
/* this comment does not exist*/
/* this comment does not exist... */
/*\ Last thing I remember was this leggy redhead with a whip...
/*_GET REAL!!_*/
// // // // // //...Parallel Skiing.
/// POLICE TAGLINE /// DO NOT CROSS ///
//// <<@This Completes This Transmittal By The *Tagline Addict*@>> \\\\
//// [continued from last message] sex [continued in next message] \\\\
/////// !Who! wal!ked ac!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t? \\\\\\\
//////// I neED A flOwER FOr MY LAPel, sAiD Tom lacKadASICaLlY. \\\\\\\\
///////// ---- If It Screams, It's Not Food....Yet..!! ---- \\\\\\\\\
////////// Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations. \\\\\\\\\\
////DO NOT BACKUP////SEVERE HARD DRIVE DAMAGE////
////\oo/\\\\ Bugs? What Bugs? ////\oo/\\\\
///0\\\ Shhh, I think the room's bugged.
///\00/\\\ Shhh, I think the room's bugged.
///\OO/\\\ ///\OO/\\\ Spoos?! WHERE?? ///\OO/\\\ WHERE? ///\OO/\\\
///\oo/\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\ ///\oo/\\
///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\ Bugs? What bugs? ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\ There are more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\...There are NO more bugs...///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ Bugs? What bugs? ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ Honest, there are no more bugs! ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ There are more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
///\oo/\\\ What bugs? ///\oo/\\\
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
//\\0 0//\\ What? Steal the Spider? You gotta be crazy! \\ " //
//\\O.O//\\
/2 in OS/2 means DOS+Windows for half the price.
/666 - B.C.D.: Beast Common Denominator.
/EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
/Earth is 98% full please delete anyone you can.
/Earth is 98% full... please delete anyone you can.
/G To access the SysOp menu!
/G to [G]oto sysop menu
/\ /\ = Dolly Parton looking down.
/\ /\ I think, therefore I climb mountains. /\ /\
/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\...KKK Meeting
/\ diVr s gM D B lWRS. /\
/\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
/\*/\ <--ALIEN after gestation in a tribble.
/\/\ = Dolly Parton looking down.
/\/\/\ I think, therefore I climb mountains. /\/\/\
/\/\uddy \/\/aters ahead...Wipe your feet before entering!
/\6/\6/\6/\ The number of the beast /\6/\6/\6/\
/\^o^/\ ... Aaaahhhhh! SPIDERRRRR!
/\____/\_____/\_____/\_/\_________________NO CARRIER
/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\ - three camels, walking east
/^\/^\/^\_j_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
/^\/^\/^\_j_/^\/^\/^\ A novice skiier fixing his skis.
/dev/null rules !
/dev/null...Can't live with it, can't live without it.
/dev/null...My $HOME away from $HOME
/dev/null...The /Lost+Found of Cyberspace.
/dev/null...The SciFi directory.
/dev/null...The garbage pit of cyberspace
/dev/null...The playground of your mind.
/dev/null...Your $HOME away from $HOME.
/dev/null...a hackers paradise.
/dev/null...can't live with it, can' live without it.
/dev/null...the //root of all evil.
/home/student/ennsnr/Mail/mhnb007Kg
/home1/ennsnr/Mail/mhna005uO
/home1/ennsnr/Mail/mhna005un
/home1/ennsnr/Mail/mhna005v2
/home1/ennsnr/Mail/mhna005vN
/lost+found...a place for the cyber-homeless.
/nev/dull
/s <---Ooops, I forgot that doesn't work in BlueWave.
/tmp/*.tmp is redundant.
/|\tari Cowboy -> "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
/|\tari Cowboy -> "Canon or not they have no qualms" -CH
/|\tari Cowboy -> "Captain, I'm sorry I ate Lt. Odorisio."
/|\tari Cowboy -> "I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?"
/|\tari Cowboy -> "I am Wilson of Borg. Hidey ho, time to assimilate,
/|\tari Cowboy -> "I'm from the government. I'm here to help you."
/|\tari Cowboy -> Adult Pop-Up Books
/|\tari Cowboy -> Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
/|\tari Cowboy -> Captain Lester & Leatherette Squad
/|\tari Cowboy -> DOS Tip #7: Don't use DOS.
/|\tari Cowboy -> FATAL ERROR: User Executed.
/|\tari Cowboy -> Fido hungry. Fido eat messages. Bad Fido...
/|\tari Cowboy -> God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.
/|\tari Cowboy -> Here lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs welcome.
/|\tari Cowboy -> Human Robot? There's a flaw right there! -Tom
/|\tari Cowboy -> Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew through the
/|\tari Cowboy -> Zero Hour is coming!
0 <- Pregnant Tribble.
0 -=.=- (3003) Taglines . CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
0 0 0 This tagline 0 0 0 was nailed down 0 0 0 to prevent theft. 0 0 0
0 Unique taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y
0 byte tagline file. Write your own.
0 files copied; but feel free to pass those disks on to your associates.
0********* <--- Chtorran Tribble
0-) User wearing scuba mask
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0-60? Just watch me go 95-55 w/o getting caught or wrecking the car!
0.000666 - number of the microbeast
0.000666 - The number of the microbeast.
0.000666 - number of the microbeast
0.001501501501501501501501... The inverse of the beast.
0.015015 - reciprocal of the beast
0.54054 - sector angle of regular Beastagon - "B'gon, ye Beast."
0.587785252 - cosine of the beast
0.65039Kbytes - memory of the beast
0.666 - number of the millibeast
0.666 - The number of the millibeast.
0.666 - number of the millibeast
000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the _LAW_!
00000000000000....oh no, not another circular argument!...
001. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
001122[[ IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE [[221100
0014: Twice as good as Bond
0026: "No Ensign, you may NOT tap my commbadge for me." -Troi..
003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
006. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
00666 - Zip code of the beast (not used by U.S.Postal Service)
00666 - Zip code of the beast
007 is misguided at best. THEY DON"T.
007 of Borg: "Assimilate and Let Die."
007 of Borg: "The Spy Who Assimilated Me."
007 of Borg: "You Only Assimilate Twice."
007 of Borg: A View to An Assimilation
007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die
007 of Borg: Assimilations are Forever
007 of Borg: From Borg with Love
007 of Borg: Licence to Assimilate
007 of Borg: Mr. Kiss Kiss Borg Borg
007 of Borg: On Her Majesty's Secret Assimilator
007 of Borg: Pussy Galore's Assimilating Circus
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me
007 of Borg: ThunderBorg
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice
007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die.
007 of Borg: Assimilation Is Forever.
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
007. Keep your ears open.
008. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
0081: Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses do something..
0088: DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something....
009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
01011011- You Will Love this binary, it's the Law
0152: Gravity increases geometrically with beer consumed
016. A deal is a deal.
018. Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
02 Feb 95 Don't blame me, I voted for Data!
021. Never place friendship above profit.
022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
0262: It looks like the CENSORED has hit the fan..
0304: Out of Memory Error, I think! Er.. where was I...??.
031. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
034. War is good for business.
0341: Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough
0348: MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in..
035. Peace is good for business.
047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
048. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
0569: Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so...
057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
06/06/06 -Beast's Birthdate
062. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
075. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
076. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies.
0844: That's not a virus....! It's Windows..
0860: Well, pilgrim, this is the end of the line ==>
0891: Sex! Lies! Drugs! Sounds like parliament....
0926: Windoz is fast, PKZIP is good, hell has frozen over
0927: Windows...for a good night's sleep while you wait..
0932: If WINDOWS sucked it would be good for something.
0976: Where do people in hell tell each other to go?
0_*__ Tribble being sucked into a black hole.
0x2B | ~0x2B -Hamlet
1 + 1 (=) 2, where (=) is the mathematical symbol for hardly ever.
1 + 1 = ? Ask my calculator.
1 + 2 = 3, therefore 4 + 5 = 6!
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 - infinity : The deficit after Clinton.
1 = 2 for large values of 1 & very small values of 2.
1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1.
1 Dragon to go and step on it!
1 Feb 1983, 1025 cases 394 dead of Aids.
1 Frigate, 1 Sloop, 2 Brigs, 5 gunboats... but NO CARRIER
1 GB of RAM = Instant heating in winter.
1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000 bytes!
1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000!
1 Gun+1 bullet+1 lunatic = death. 1gun+1bullet+1 sportsman = safety.
1 HATE BE1NG FLAMD FOR BAD SPELLG, the AOLer said, miserably.
1 Lawyer + 1 Godfather = An offer you cant understand
1 Man year = 730 people working hard until noon.
1 Man's Theology Is Another Man's Belly Laugh
1 Megabyte is *STILL* 1,048,576 bytes - NOT 1,000,000!
1 Message, 60 lines of quotes, 1 NEW LINE ADDED!!! UGH!!
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
1 ROA Once you have their money, never give it back.
1 Step Forward, 2 Steps Back
1 Stick + 1 Coat = Red Dragon snack
1 Wheel on a Unicycle
1 bod was the speed of the first Nodem in the land of Nod.
1 bull, 3 cows.
1 cigarette = 1 more day off your life
1 day after MFN: Peking expells 27 journalists.
1 flew E, 1 flew W, and 1 flew over the cuckoo's nest.
1 foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow, you're legless today.
1 four letter word is sometimes worth 1000 pictures.
1 gig of RAM, 1 Terrabyte of HD space, a Pentium chip, NO WINDOWS!
1 gig of RAM;1 Terabyte of HD space;586 chip:NO WINDOWS!!
1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind.
1 if by land, 2 if by C.
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by hyperspace route.
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by interdimensional teleportation.
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by interdimentional telep
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by interdimentional teleportation.
1 if by land, 2 if by sea; If there are more, you won't see me!
1 in 1000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women
1 man, 2 condoms, 3 ladies -- NOT IMPOSSIBLE!
1 meg of RAM ought to be enough for most aplications -My manual
1 meg of RAM ought to be enough for most applications -My `286 manual
1 message read and 1,537,872 to go. <Sigh>
1 milibyte (1mB) = .001 bytes.
1 minute for you, three for me, and so on....<TeeHee>
1 more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh
1 out of 2 Dragons learn from hooked on psionics.
1 person's sin is a 2nd's pleasure and a 3rd's duty.
1 race: human 1 world: Earth 1 chance: Love.
1 sword tries to get along w/an incorrigible dragon -Mike
1 unique recipe found. 274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y
1 unit of suspense in a mystery novel = 1 whod unit
1 worthless person=disgrace; 2=Law Firm; >=3 = Congress
1) Don't cheat. 2) If you do cheat, don't get caught.
1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
1) Look 2) Listen 3) Think 4) Be wise 5) Keep silent 6) Or not?
1) Never be first 2) Never be last 3) Never volunteer for anything
1) Sentence #2 is TRUE. 2) Sentence #1 is FALSE.
1) You can't win.2)You can't break even.3) You can't even quit the game.
1+1 is two... 1+1 is two... 1+1 is two...
1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6 - Failed math, passed logic.
1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6 (Failed math but passed logic.)
1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6 !
1, 2, 12, 25, eleventy-two, 63, 98 - Tom as dumb guy
1, 2, 3, 3, 37 - the prime factorization of the number of the beast
1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100! -- Yakko Warner
1,000 turds = 1 kiloturd. Try dropping that on Hiroshima.
1,000,000 computer jokes = 1 gigglebyte.....
1,000,000 sperm and YOU were the quickest?
1,000,000,000 computer jokes = 1 Gigglebyte.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..
1-) <-- Geordie on Star Trek, The Next Generation.
1-2-3 for Windows does not yet EXCEL!
1-2-3-4 We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Tag Lines Band!
1-2-3-4-5! Thats the same combination on my luggage!
1-700-INVOLVE
1-800-BIRKS-4-U: The Birkenstock Catalog!
1-800-BM MEUP ...... James Doohan would love it..
1-800-Druida
1-800-i-c-d-king for elvis sightings.
1-900-976-BORG Come on and Assimilate me baby! $2.00 a minute...
1-900-BULL-SH*T $5.00 per mintue - Darkwood
1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info.
1. Do you answer your mail in taglines?
1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
1. A NEWBIE -- Hasn't had time to acquire `em;
1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
1. Once you have their money, you never give it back. - The Nagus
1. What is sacred? Don Juan DeMarco
1...and Boy! are my arms tired!!
1.28 x 10E12 Furlongs/Fortnight - not just a good idea,it's the law.
1.28 x 10E12 Furlongs/Fortnight,It's not just a good idea,it's the law.
1.4 *I'm always right. I have an error-correcting modem.
1.52 * Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
1.79 x 102 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the
1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
1.80E12 furlongs per fortnight: not a good idea, it's the law!
1.99996, Close counts at Intel!!
1.Nog 2.Jake 3.Quark 4.Bashir <- Worfs list of people to kill on DS9
1/1=1.089089789701234132 : It's close enough. (Intel 1994)
1/2 = value n divided by 2 (ie A+n/2, XT/2, PS/2, OS/2).
1/2 Dragons learn from hooked on psionics.
1/2 Slovak, 1/2 Celtic....100% American
1/2 hour of begging does NOT constitute foreplay!
1/2 of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die.
1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future!
1/2: One half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2. . .
1/2: one half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2 ...
1/5 HS Students carry a weapon - the others are dropouts!
1/666 - reciprocal of the beast
10 * 3.14 = 30. God must use a Pentium.
10 9 8 7 6 (Bo Derek getting older).
10 Dumb Blonds standing ear to ear: Wind tunnel
10 IF sin THEN GO TO hell
10 Little Indians
10 Marines in a circle = DOPE RING!
10 PRINT "Waiter theres a BUG in my LOOP!" : GOTO 10
10 PRINT "Waiter, there's a bug in my LOOP": GOTO 10
10 PRINT #1, TAGLINE$
10 PRINT This tagline written in BASIC
10 PRINT Waiter there's a BUG in my LOOP! : GOTO 10
10 Prozacs in Club Soda = Upper 10.
10 Shock Troopers? No problem, be back in a minute.
10 Things I wish I had time/money for, #10 - a much needed vacation.
10 Things I wish I had time/money for, #5 - A list of good canal puns.
10 Things I wish I had time/money for, #6 - DW's Thesaurus
10 Things I wish I had time/money for, #7 - an end to endless essays.
10 Things I wish I had time/money for, #9 - a much needed education.
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
10 days and 18 messages later, "Oh I understand now"
10 days and 18 messages later, "Oh I understand now"
10 million users can't be wrong. Twit "Twistin' Tony Griffith".
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.
10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
10 undead on a paladin's chest. Yo,ho,ho and a bottle...
10 years after the Earth/Mimbari war...
10 years after the Earth/Minbari war
10) The easiest way of making money is to stop losing it.
10,000 ants dressed as rice & robbed a Chinese restaurant
10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross. - Blake, on Burns
10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea: A good start.
10,000 monkeys in a minitower; better than a 386!
10,000 unemployed comedians in this world, and they're all in this echo.
10-4, good buddy, Westbound on I-95screech... CRASH! @#$NO CARRIER
10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older)
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older).
10...11...12...13...14 (Bo Derek getting undressed!)
10...Number of the Beast! (base 666)
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
100 Common Cents: 1 Canadian Looney.
100 Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg
100 centimeters rule the meter. |.|.|.|.|.|--->
100 common cents = 1 Canadian Looney
100 cpm > bkgrd = 450 micro-micro curies / 100 cm squared....
100 dullards = 1 mallard
100 senses of humor = 1 dullard
100 yards to the Toilet: Willie Maket
100 years of therapy, and the world is getting worse.
100 years of tradition, impeded by liberals every step!
100% B.I.T.C.H. - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny
100% B.I.T.C.H. - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Horny
100% Southern Hellrasier -Darkwood
100% Southern Hellrasing Rock - Darkwood
100% file compression! Just type FORMAT C:.
100% file compression: "Format C:"
100% free Linux: The choice of a GNU generation!
100% gist-free!
100% of Rush Limbaugh's weight is above his neck and between his ears.
100% of all people who breathe die.
100% of an 85% solution is better than 85% of a 100% one.
100% of gunshot victims are shot by people with weapons.
100% of healthy, moral, "good" people die.
100% of people born in 1839, who ate carrots, are dead.
100% of people who breathe die.
100% of zero, is still, 0......
100% ofAll people who breathe die.
100,000 Spacebucks... by tomorrow?!
100,000 lemmings can be wrong.
100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
100,000,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
1000 + messages and they call it a QWK packet??
1000 Americans quit smoking each day... by DYING!
1000 Island Dressing was sold by barrel-full - Mike
1000 Orcs: I send in the fighter to cover my escape.
1000 Points of Light - a convention of Organians
1000 feet of rope, what would I do with...<GRIN>
100001000000 - Not just _any_ concept album!
1001 Arabian Nights
1001 Things To Do With a Dead Cat, Now that's good reading.
1001 Things To Do With a Dead Cat, Now that's what I call good reading
1001 ways to Wok your Dog....
1001001 - In distress -RUSH Body Electric
100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will We go next!
100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will it end?
100Mhz 80486 - don't you smell something burning?
101 ways to play with yourself, by Mr bater
1010011010 - the binary number of the Beast.
1010011010 The Number Of The Beast..Coming to a binary computer soon!
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
1010011010 - Number of the binary beast.
1010011010 - The Number of the Digital Beast
1010011010 - The binary number of the Beast
1010011010 - The binary of the beast
1010011010 - binary number of the beast
1010011010: Binary of the Beast
10110100 00101101 <--- Reality bytes
10110100 00101101 --- Reality bytes
102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.
1022: Beer belly? It's a fuel tank for a sex machine!
1024x768x256 - now _that's_ a woman!
1024x768x256... Sounds like one MEAN woman!
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!
1024x768x256.... sounds like one mean woman.
1024x768x256.Sounds like one MEAN sysop!
1024x768x256.Sounds like one MEAN woman!
1024x780x256... Some MEAN woman!
102: Nobelium (No) 253?
103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]
103: Lawrencium (Lw) 257?
108 Megs of Ram, 9 gig harddrivehow much did that baby cost?
109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
1090: Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to
1096 unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/n)?
1096 unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/n)?
109876(Bo Dereck getting older).
109876(Bo Derek getting older).
10: Neon (Ne) 20.18300
10:02 pm, Tuesday, March 5, 1996
10MB of old mail packets beats a good memory every time...
10SNE1: Tennis, anyone?
10^-12 boos = 1 picoboo
10k brain connected to 9600 baud mouth.
10k brain hooked to a 9600 baud mouth
10th Rule of Creationism -- Ignored evidence will go away
11 + 10 = 101...???... Get outta here...
11 - pages to print a beastline of text
11 was a race-horse, 22 was 12. When 1111 race, 22112.
11) Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys,
11+10=101...???... Get outta here...
11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
11. Thou shalt not omit thy ATDTV1X4&C1&D2%C0&Q5S95=47.
11/2 oz. Rum 4oz. O.J. Ice 2Tsp. Milk-Magnesia = Phillips Screwdriver
111 - 6-packs of the beast
111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them!
112. Never have sex with the boss' sister.
113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim.
11: Sodium (Na) 22.98980
11:53 pm - Dog bites you, wakes up neighbors.
11m6s - seconds of the beast
11th Cmdment. The liberals shalt NOT get away with it!
11th Commandment: Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's tag
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not be closed minded.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ALCO.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Taglines.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's recipe.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tagline!
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 586.
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
12 Death Knights! .. I close the door.
12 Death Knights! I closed the door.
12 Months in a Year
12 Politicians in sand to their necks not enough sand.
12 inches : Taming of the Shrew
12 inches rule the foot. |....|....|....|--->
12 inches: Taming of the Shrew!
12 lines are not enough, if laid on hard!
12 months or 4000 nodes guarantee on this tagline.
12 out of 10 schizophrenics agree
12 steps? There are 12 steps between my computer and the toilet.
12 years of school to learn to communicate. Still using short sentence
12,000 cards and counting!
12. A beer doesn't sulk.
12..11..10..9..self-destruct has been cancelled.
12/31/95...Thank God there will be no more Windows '95 !
1200 bps makes ya want to get out and push!
1200 bps used to seem so fast
1210 activates May 1 - May 4
1224: Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon.
1232 - octal number of the beast
124672900742 eye rays can't be wrong
1253 activates Dec 1 - Dec 31
128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
12: Magnesium (Mg) 24.31200
12th Commandment: Thou shalt not steal my pizza!
13 - Teamwork is essential - it gives them someone else to shoot at.
13 Stripes on the American Flag
13 X 7 = 28 !
13 donuts short of a baker's dozen.
13 gears, 18 wheels hauling heavy loads.... ahhh what a life! ;)
13 witches in a bathtub: A self-cleaning coven
13 witches in a hot tub - a self-cleaning coven!
13 witches in a hot tub = self-cleaning coven
13 witches in a hot tub: A self-cleaning coven.
13 witches in a hot-tub: A self-cleaning coven
13 witches in some hot tub - some self-cleanin' coven. Yo' Man!!
13. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
13.9 percent of all statistics are incorrect.
1332 - Two Beast, or not Two Beast; that is the question.
1332 - two beast, or not two beast?
1333: Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
1354: It's good to be strange!
136,000 battered women? Sheesh, I've been eating them raw !
139. Wives serve; Brothers inherit. - Necessary Evil
139.3472-- Circumference of a circle with a radius of the beast
13: Aluminum (Al) 26.98150
13th Rule of Creationism: Interpret any challenge as personal insult
14 minutes to live. Wonder if I can get a pizza? - Crow
14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
14 stab wounds, shot 3 times, worst case of suicide ever.
14 years? And they call this a Diehard Battery?
14,400 baud or bust.....Hummmmmmmm, I'll take the bust!
14,794,36...So who's counting?
140,000 rehydratable chickens? * Rimmer Check. * Lister
1487: Windows NT--No Thanks!
1492- Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
14: Silicon (Si) 28.08600
14U2C: One for you to see (Sky-Hi Toyota 4wd).
14th Amendment = equal protection *without* regard to sex.
14th Amendment=equal protection *without* regard of sex.
15 6/7 - the beast's answer to life, the universe, and everything
15 cents of every stamp is for ammo.
15) Undercover cops are too good to be spotted, especially when wearing
15* of every stamp is for storage (God, I hate liberals!)
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
15/16 of us Engineers want the Metric System.
150 Richard Basehart ventriloquist dummies - Gypsy
150Mt Nuc = 2.1km Crater, 5.2km Fireball, 14.6km Total Destruction.
1554 activates Oct 1 - Dec 31
1554 activates Sep 1 - Sep 30
1593.00459 - logarithm of the beast factorial (666!)
1593.00459 - logarithm of the beast factorial (666!)
15: Phosphorus (P) 30.97380
15c of every stamp is for storage
15of every stamp is for ammo.
15 of every stamp is for storage
16 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
16 megs simms for anyone who can find this man:
16 year old: Give me your keys and credit cards, and get out of the way.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
16.4 Gig BlueWave packet? @N@'s been online again.
16.4 Gig BlueWave packet? Jolene's been online again.
16.4 Gig BlueWave packet? Orville's been online again.
16.4 Gig QWK packet? Lisa Wilson's been online again.
1616: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead
1622: - - - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -
1638 - decimal equivalent of a hexadecimal beast.
1638 - decimal equivalent of a hexadecimal beast.
1638 - decimal equivalent of hexadecimal beast
1665 - beast plus girl friend
16: Sulfur (S) 32.06400
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby.
1700 Lies Later - Joel on exaggerating teen
1704 (Format) activates Sep 1 - dec 31
1720 activates Friday the 13th
17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock - Data
1789: America borders on the magnificent - Canada!
1789: America borders on the magnificent -< Canada!
17: Chlorine (Cl) 35.45300
18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses
18-Wheeler Bumper sticker: If you can't stop, smile as you go under.
18-wheel bumpersticker: If you can't stop, smile as you go under.
1800 ME Avenue! - Tom leers to girl
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words
1814 the British burned Congress and the White House; OUR TURN!
1859: The only thing the Borg left was Bob
186,000 mi/sec - Not only a good idea, it's the LAW!
186,000 miles a second: It's not just a good idea. It's the LAW.
186,000 miles per second -- Not just a good idea; It's the law.
186,000 miles per second --it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
186,000 miles per second. Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
186,000 miles/sec eh?, so what's the speed of dark?
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
186,000 mps - It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
186,241 miles/second: not just a good idea, it's the law!
186,262 miles/sec.; Not just a good idea, it's the law!!
186,273 miles/second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
186,282 miles per second, it's the LAW.
186,282 miles per second: It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
186,282 miles/second: It's not a good idea, it's the law
186,282.3959 mi/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
186,282mps +/- 12mps to be exact. <g>
1860: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married...
186282 mi. per sec. it's the BusLogic caching law.
1889: Just when I hit bottom, someone hands me a shovel....
1890: If nuts could fly, this place would be an airport.
1892: +his +ag|ine Trigina||y Sfored by using Sfacker!
18: Argon (Ar) 39.94800
18th Rule of Creationism: Build and burn strawmen as often as possible
18th pixel from left near the top of screen.
190 Proof: Moonshine that's worth stealing.
1908: My Sysop can beat up your Sysop!
1911M1A - 911 for the Do-It-Yourselfer
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1943. A very good year for beans. - Hawkeye
1944 Germany: "Sich Heil!" 1994 America: "Dittos, Rush!"
1944 Germany: "Sieg Heil!" 1994 America: "Dittos, Rush!"
1944 Germany: "Sieg Heil!" 1994 America: "Dittos, Rush!"
1944 Germany: "Sieg heil!" 1994 North America: "Ditto, Rush!"
1944: "Sieg Heil!" 1995: "Rush! Dittos!"
1949: Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
1950's : Snap - Crackle - Pop...1990's : Error - Crash - No Carrier.
1950's: Paint By Numbers - 1990's: Paint By Pixels.
1950's: Signed, sealed, delivered - 1990's: Scanned, digitized, uploaded.
1950's: Stop - Look - Listen...1990's: Pause - Refresh - Print.
1950's: "Be there...or be square !" - 1990's: "Be online...or be hexidecimal !"
1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1995: nothing.
1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1993: nothing.
1957 Fortran is introduced
1960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX
1960 - Grease Monkey 1995 - Anti-friction applications technician.
1960's rock was anti-establishment. 1990's rock _IS_ establishment.
1960's: "What's your sign?" - 1990's: "What's your email address?"
1960's:"Tune-in, turn-on and drop-out!"-1990's:"Dial-in, log-on and exit-out!"
1972: Last Cup win for Boston and I'm born. Coincidence? I think NOT!
1972: Last time the Bruins won the Cup. Gee, guess my birth cursed them!
1975: Verrrry interrrreshting, but shtupid!- Arte Johnson
1979: I'm donating my body to KATHLEEN TURNER..(hell with science)..
1984: There is no such book, and never has been.
1987: Chicken?... Egg?.... The Rooster came first!
1989: Joel Otto kicked it in.
1990's, the FeelWierd decade.
1990's: Decade of the Web: WWW (Wired Weird Whacko).
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1991 definition of an umbilical cord: Baby bungee.
1992 Olympic Gold Metal winner of the 10K download.
1992 presidential election: 54 percent voters women, 46 men
1992.29894 - circumference of the beast
1993 Controversy of the Year - Is Windows a maze, or a-maze-ing?
1993 Remake: Ewe, ewe, ewe, I'm in love with ewe...
1993-1996: Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, etc.
1994 Democrats: Sticking close to Clinton means Death.
1994 Olympic Figure Skating: Featuring Nancy and Sluggo!
1994 Stanley Cup Champions: The New York OILERS!
1994 Stanley Cup Champs: Edmonton Rangers, uhh...New York Oilers, uhh..
1994: Nat. Geo. writes article about starving Canadians.
1994: Orwell was only 10 years off.
1994? Blasted TARDIS is on the fritz again!
1996 U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member.
1996 U.S. Olympic Javelin Catching Team member.
1996 is here...I hope you're user friendly...
1996 will be here sooner than you think, @N@.
1996 will be here sooner than you think, Michael Mcmullin.
19: Potassium (K) 39.10200
19th Nervous Breakdown: preferred Rolling Stones song to use for Win95
1: Hydrogen (H) 1.00797
1Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns?
1GOTO1 ;Silicon Valley License plate.
1^^^^^^^^^^ There's always one in every crowd!
1st Amendment Grants Free Speech And So Does The 2nd !
1st Amendment Rights: use them or lose them.
1st John chapter four verse 8 "God is Love"
1st Law of Holes: When you're in one, quit digging!
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
1st Morning "Meow": translated: "Get up and feed me you human pet."
1st Myth of BBS-users: moderation is not needed.
1st Myth of Moderation: It's not needed.
1st Prize: A gift certificate from Heidi Fleiss!
1st Rule of Bayonette Fighting: Never get close enough to do it!
1st Rule of Creationism: Claim evidence then quietly slip away
1st Rule of Creationism: Claim false evidence then quietly sneak away.
1st Rule of GMing. IF THEY SPLIT UP, GIGGLE INSANELY!
1st does more by 9:00am than other readers do all day
1st does more things by 09:00 than other readers do all day
1st law of Thermodynamics: Don't play with matches.
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast!
1st things 1st ... nothing can be easier than that!
1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that!
1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd.
1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd..
1st we shoot all the moderators, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd
1st, not one of those watered down mail readers.
1stReader 2.00: The DOOM of offline mail readers
1stReader is so good it's taxable!"
1stReader: Anything else is just stone knives and bear skins
1stReader: Buy the best and you never regret it
1stReader: Nil Sine Magna Labore
2 * 3 * 3 * 37 - The Prime Factorization of the beast.
2 + 2 = 4 (for the time being).
2 + 2 = 4 (unless declared integer)
2 + 2 = 5 It has to! My computer said so!
2 + 2 = 5 (for large values of 2.)
2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficently large values of 2)
2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficiently large values of 2)
2 + 2 = 5 ; with suitably large values of 2.
2 + 2 = 5 It HAS to, the computer says so.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 + 2 = 5 for large values of 2 . . .
2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2
2 + 2 = 5, for moderately large values of two.
2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values of 2 -- or by Pentium.
2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values of 2.
2 + 2 = 5. I love my Pentium!!
2 Apr 1982, 200 cases 119 dead of Aids.
2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil...
2 Bah or not 2 Bah!
2 Betazoids walk in a bar. One says "I'll have the same"
2 Betazoids walk into a bar, one says "I'll have the same".
2 Betazoids walk into a bar. One says "I'll have the same."
2 Betazoids walk into a bar. 1 says, "I'll have the same"
2 Betazoids walk into a bar. One says "I'll have the same
2 Cats are a circus. 3 are a coup.
2 HOURS to bury a cat?? Well it wasn't dead!
2 Live Jews: New Yids on the Block
2 Moon Junction
2 Types of People: Those who finish what they start and
2 bdrm furn w 5 appl, said Tom aptly.
2 beautiful words in the English language:cheque enclosed.
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a byte...all for the Internet, modem-up and log-on.
2 bits:tayste 4:nybble 8:byte 16:playte 32:dynner 64:fyst
2 can live as cheaply as 1............ for 1/2 as long.
2 can live as cheaply as one --half as long.
2 cats are a circus, 3 are a coup, 6 are a revolution
2 cats are a circus, 3 are a coup, 6 are a revolution.
2 deg. in the city; 1 deg @ the airport (and nobody *lives* there).
2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face - NIN
2 gay judges: They tried each other.
2 handed sword: n. adjustment tool for alignment problems
2 heads are better than 1, only if 2 people have to go #2 at the same time.
2 hours ago my government declared war on the Centari Republic - G'kar
2 is 3, not even for large values of 2. Grabel
2 is the greatest odd prime because it is the least even prime.
2 kids, 2 hamburgers, 2 fries, $2.00
2 kinds of people: those with offline readers and those who lose.
2 lawyers talking: "Look, let's be honest here" and the talk ended.
2 more payments and this tag is paid for...
2 more payments and this tagline is paid for...
2 most common elements in universe: Hydrogen + stupidity
2 of us have died in the past 2 days. Does that strike you as Normal?
2 out of every 1 people are stupid.
2 peanuts were walking in the park late at night. 1 was assaulted.
2 pizzas in one box....at Right Triangle Pizza.
2 prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving hamster
2 rules for success: #1 Don't tell everything you know..
2 rules of Fido-Net: 1) Do not annoy. 2) Do not be easily annoyed.
2 rules to success in life. 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2 seconds after downloading is no time to check your path.
2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service. <s.w.>
2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service. <s.w.<
2 things OJ has that every man wants: 1. Heisman trophy 2. dead wife.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 2 Wrights make a plane.
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left.
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2 wrongs dont make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 x 10^3 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
2 x 4 bbs - a basic board.
2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320
2!4!6!8! Who do we decapitate? YOU! *thwock*. --Janier's Cheerleaders
2!4!6!8! Who do we decapitate? YOU! *thwock*. The Deadly Cheerleaders.
2% of the people throw off 98% of the statistics.
2(C) or !2(C)
2) Good guys are always outnumbered.
2* is the value of liberalism adjusted for inflation.
2*3*3*37 The prime factorization of The Beast.
2*3*3*37 - The prime factorization of the beast.
2*3*3*37 - factors of the beast
2*3*3*37 - prime factorization of the beast.
2+2=4 (Until re-defined by the Liberals).
2+2=4 (for the time being).
2+2=4 2+2=4, whoops I know no adds!-sheeesh!
2+2=5 . . . It HAS to, the computer says so.
2+2=5 for REALLY large values of 2.
2+2=5, depending on the density of 2.
2+2=5. "Well, yes, but only for very large values of 2."
2+2=5... It HAS to, my Pentium says so.
2+2=5... It HAS to, my church says so!
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
2+2=5It HAS to, my church says so!
2+2=8-4 but only if 1+1=4-2, then 0=0
2, 10, 11... Eyes, fingers, toes. -- Gomez Addams
2, 4, 6, 8! Being gay is as good as straight!
2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, Eat your heart out Anne Miller!
2, 4, 6, 8, when outgunned, negotiate.
2,734,596 bottles of <hic> BEER*passes out*
2,734,596 bottles of <hic< BEER... *passes out*
2-4-6-8 / Tiptoe, sneak, and infiltrate. / Cha cha cha.
2-4-6-8 what do we appreciate.... HOOTERS,HOOTERS,HOOTERS
2-handed sword (n.): A useful tool for alignment problems
2-handed sword: n. adjustment tool for alignment problems
2. Do you find yourself quoting taglines in mixed company?
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
2. A LURKER -- Doesn't do much; doesn't get much;
2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
2. Of what is the spirit made? Don Juan DeMarco
2.0 VirusScan Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/n)
2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/n).
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y).
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/n).
2.0 is better than 1.
2.0 is better than 1; 3.0 is better than 2.0!
2.000.000 Lemmings can't be wrong.
2.1 TD X "Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu woke up and ate him.
2.1 TD X Bigomy:One Wife Too Many. Monogamy: Same Idea.
2.1 TD X Fate saves fools, little children, and crunchy frogs.
2.1 TD X He's DEAD Jim!
2.1 TD X Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
2.1 TD X WOW! That lightning is getting clo$^*@!!!| NO CARRIER
2.1 TD X Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
2.1 is better than 1.
2.2 TD X "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
2.2 TD X 286: What your 486 becomes when it runs Windoze.
2.2 TD X Chernobyl used Microsoft Windows.
2.2 TD X It's Ensign Clampett! He's Jed, Jim.
2.2 TD X Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net.
2.2 TD X Please petition the brain-bank as a hardship case.
2.3 hours. --Ivanova.
2.59 ought to be enought for anybody. - Vince Gates
2.59a ought to be enough for anybody. - Vince Gates
2.823474229 - the logarithmic value of the beast
2.823474229 - the logarythmic value of the beast
2.823474229 - logathorium of the number of the Beast
2.823474229 - the logarithmic value of the beast
2.823474229 - the logarythmic value of the beast
2.823474229- logathorium of the number of the Beast
2/3 of us are poor at division. The other half can't add.
20 Dumb Blonds in freezer: Frosted flakes.
20 Dumb Blonds in freezer: Frosted flakes.
20 dollars? Aww, I wanted a Peanut! - Homer Simpson
20 minutes of begging is *NOT* considered foreplay.
20 years experience. or 1 year repeated?
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
20,000 gun laws don't work!
20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? Good use of wetlands!
20,000 miles to an oasis, 20,000 years shall I burn - Texacarna
20,000 women gives a new meaning to a "Magic Johnson"
20,000,000 polygons can't be wrong
20/20 hindsight...
20/20 vision is useless if our mind is blind to what we see.
200 Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly
200 pound parrot: "HERE KITTY, KITTY...
200,000 Lawyers on ocean floor? - A good begining!
200-Pound Parrot: HERE KITTY, KITTY ...
2000 years ago Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats have never forgotten it
2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats & cats never forgot it.
2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats. The cats never forgot it.
20000 Leagues Under The Sea
2001 A Space Odyssey
2001 Dalmatians: My Stars, It's Full of Dogs!
2001 Monolith Bar: "My God, it's full of Morns!"
2001 Monolith Mall "My God, it's full of stores."
2001 Parking Lot: "My God, it's full of cars!"
2001 next? Lessee... what's on the other channels...
2091 newsgroups & nothing on...
2099 AD : Roman scientists invent the WHEEL
20: Calcium (Ca) 40.08000
20MB disk? *DO NOT* Load Windows NT.
20th Rule of Creationism: Insist that science ignores your proof
21 killed in 21 gun salute!
21% interest = maximum ripoff allowable by law.
21. Never place friendship above profit. - Rules of Acquisition
214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
217. You can't free a fish from water.
217th Rule of Acquisition: You can't free a fish from water.
218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
21: Scandium (Sc) 44.95600
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - Rules of Acquisition
22.3v xileT fo resu deifsitaS
221100 BlueWavers do it better with 2.2+ 001122
2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds. Kirk
222: A frilly piece of dance-wear, worn by The Beast.
222B Baker Street. Address next to Sherlock Holmes
2259, the year the great war came upon us all - Capt. Sheridan
2265 was a very good year.
22: Titanium (Ti) 47.90000
22: Murphy's Law: "If something CAN go wrong, it WILL!"
23 out of 10 Malkavians agree...
23: Vanadium (V) 50.94200
23rd Rule of Creationism: Claim superiority for Christian education.
24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from the in-laws.
24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from @FN@.
24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from YOU.
24 Hour Technical Service?!? - Crow
24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day ... coincidence?
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day coincidence?
24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?
24 empty missile tubes - now it's Miller time!
24 hour banking! I can spend my money faster than that.
24 hour banking? I can spend my money sooner than that!
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case ..hmmmmmmmmmm
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....
24 hours in a day, 24 beer in a case!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm. . .
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm. . .
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
24 hours in n a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm.
24 hours, 24 beers
240 gr jhp, when you care to send the very best.
2400 Baud Modems are like Ex-Wives. A Pain in the Ass.
2400 Baud SUCKS! -- v.bis and Butthead.
2400 Baud makes ya want to get out and push.
2400 Baud makes ya' wants t' git out and push. Yo' Man!!!
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
2400 SUCKS! --v.bis and Butthead.
2400 baud is like transferring DATA with your bare hands.
2400 baud makes me want to get out and push.
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!
2400 baud sucks. Huh-huh huh. - V.Bis & Baudhead
2400 city/28800 highway hit the road Jack.
2400 city/9600 highway/14400 spaceway/28800 ?
2400 makes you want to get out and push
2400 modem: The "Model T" of the information superhighway
2400 sucks! V.Bis and Baudhead
2400 sux....huh..huh..huh..V.Bis & BaudHead strike again!
24: Chromium (Cr) 51.99600
24th century: conservatives = Federation, liberals = Borg
25 Below Zero - the art of starting car 3 X a day
25,000 gropos aren't exactly inconspicuous. - Garibaldi
25,000? I don't have nearly enought space... - Sheridan
25.806975 - the square root of the beast
25.806975 - Square Root of the Beast
25.806975 - the square root of the Beast
25.806975 - the square root of the beast
25.8069758-Square Root of the Beast
250 States and I HAD to pick this one!
250 Wongs listed in NYC Phone Book... lotta WONG Numbers!
250 Wongs listed in NYC Phone Book...Lottsa WONG Numbers!
250,000,000 ARMED CITIZENS - A TYRANT'S WORST NIGHTMARE!
250,000,000 ARMED CITIZENS -- A TYRANT'S WORST NIGHTMARE!
2512: OS/2 opens up windows, shuts up gates.
255 Tribbles found a bug and ran rampant.
256k SIMM = Simply Insufficient Memory Module
2573 new messages a day and they call it QWK?
25: Manganese (Mn) 54.93800
26 letters and 10 digits represented by 14 characters. :)
26% of Canadians can't read. The other 92% can't do Math.
2611: "I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion." - - Kirk
262% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.
26: Iron (Fe) 55.84700
26th Cent. Trek Science Off: "..a dubious flirtation with.. holodecks"
27: Cobalt (Co) 58.93320
27th Rule of Creationism: Always appear to know more than you do.
27th Rule of Creationism: Always pretend to know more than you do.
28 Millionaire US Senators: 21 Dems, 7 GOP. Tax the rich?
28 Millionaire US Senators: 21 Democrats, 7 Republicans. Tax the rich?
28,800 baud or bust... Hmmm, I'll take the bust!
28.8K baud or bust...Hhhhmmmm, i'll take the bust.
285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
286 = Any computer running Windows.
286/20mhz = 486/33 + Windows! (I've tried it!)
286: What your 386 becomes when it runs Windoze.
286SX = Any 286 running Windows.
286SX/16 = Any 486DX2/66 running Windows.
286sx = any 286 running ms-windows
288 is just two gross.
28: Nickel (Ni) 58.71000
28A - The hex of the beast
28th Rule of Creationism: Shift the burden of proof to your critics.
29 Days in February In a Leap Year
29 Dec 94 10:05:00 Rita Taylor wrote to ALL:
295,408,296 - beast cubed
295,408,296 - beast cubed
295,408,296: number of the beast, cubed
299,792,458 km/sec, eh? OK, what's the speed of DARK?
29: Copper (Cu) 63.54000
29A - the Hexadecimal number of the Beast.
29A - The hexadecimal of the Beast.
29A - The hexadecimal of the beast.
29A - hexadecimal number of the beast
29A - the Hexadecimal number of the Beast.
29A - the hexidecimal of the beast.
29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
29A---the hexadecimal number of the beast
29a: Hex of the beast
29th Rule of Creationism: Hit and run (known as "The Brannan Rule")
2: Helium (He) 4.00260
2:00 am - Hunting partners arrive - dog wakes neighbors.
2? But my Pentium said 1+1=1.9991351786872472827365729746784648....
2B or not 2B = FF
2B or not 2B, that is FF.
2B or not 2B, that is the pencil.
2B or not 2B? Hamlet as unsuccessful Pizza Delivery Boy.
2B, or not 2B, or should I use a biro.
2BA Redneck, you must have been a 'snipe' hunter more than once!
2B|~2B
2D or not 2D, that is "D" question...
2DBCH: To the Beach!
2ED4ED: Certainly Ed owns the car.
2GB HD (still in box) swapped for GameBoy: Delete children (Y/N)?
2GOOD4U: on a cheap Oldsmobile.
2HSPRN: 2 required at bed time?
2QIK4U: on an RX-7.
2nd Amendment: the difference between politians and rulers!
2nd Myth of Moderation: It's needed.
2nd star on the right, then on until morning
2x3x3x37 - prime factor of the beast
2x4 BBS -=- Your BASIC board.
2xtwoxtoxtooxtu = 32
3 1/2" hard beats 5 1/4" floppy....
3 Billy Goats Gruff
3 Deadly Sins: Spam, Velveeta and Jello
3 Deadly Sins: Tofu, Avocados & Alfalfa sprouts
3 Doors Down
3 Dreaded words... Hard Disk Failure... Sniff..
3 Game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
3 Hail Marys beats 2 of a kind. - Hawkeye to Mulcahy
3 LENGTHS OF MINI SKIRTS: Mini, Micro and Don't Bend Over!
3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!
3 R's: Reading TV Guide, Writing to TV Guide, Renewing TV Guide! - Homer
3 Ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering
3 Stooges arrive as imposters and wreak havoc.
3 Strikes And You're Out
3 TYPES OF MINI SKIRTS: Mini, Micro and Don't Bend Over!
3 Things I can't stand: wet toilet paper, cold coffee and
3 Types of miniskirts: Mini, Micro and Don't Bend Over!
3 ages of man: Tri Weekly; Try Weekly; Try Weakly
3 ambulances take blast victim to hospital - film at 11.
3 ball, six rails, side pocket %&^$@#who put that window there?!
3 ball, six rails, side pocket...%&^$@#...who put that window there!
3 boxes keep us free: Ballot, Jury, and Ammo.
3 certainties in life: (1) Death. (2) Taxes. (3) Gas in Church
3 certainties in life: 1) Death; 2) Taxes; 3) Gas in church.
3 dits, 4 dits, 2 dits, dah! Radiomen, Radiomen, Rah! Rah! Rah!
3 dits, 4 dits, 2 dits, dah. Callsign, frequency, RAH, RAH, RAH!
3 dits, 4 dits, 2 dits, dash. Navy serves it; calls it hash.
3 dreaded words when making love: "Honey, I'm home!"
3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
3 dreaded words: Hard Disk Failure. ooo
3 drinks and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
3 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cow...
3 inches Much Ado About Nothing
3 is a magic number
3 kinds of lies--lies, damned lies, and liberalism
3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, & Press Releases!
3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
3 kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
3 kinds of people:Those who can count & those who can't.
3 languages=educated, 2=bilingual; 1=edukated Amerikun
3 million years in space, nothing! Then 5 suddenly show up!
3 million years! I've still got that library book! - Lister
3 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot"
3 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers pizza; one prefers women.
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
3 out of 4 doctors recommend other doctors.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
3 out of 4 statistical questions are bogus dude!
3 out of 4 women will be victims of a violent crime once in her life.
3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
3 quickest ways to spread news? Telephone, Television, Tellawoman.
3 reasons for being a teacher: June, July, August
3 stages of Sex: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly
3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.
3 stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly.
3 things go when you age... 1) memory goes 2) uh.. umm...
3 things happen as you age: 1) Your memory goes; 2) uh..um
3 things make a movie great: Horses, cowboys, and horses. - Potter
3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um..
3 things occur when you age: 1.) Memory goes 2.)
3 types of miniskirts : Mini, Micro, "Don't shave, eh?"
3 ways to become a millionaire :Inherit it. Earn it , Sue.
3 worst words to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
3 x 10 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
3 yr-olds and `puters do mix, its da keyboard that suffers!
3" is *very* small; But 7" without a head is z*i*p*!
3'-11" Psychic escapes jail; Small medium at large.
3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
3,000,000 + Christians Only 144,000 will make it. Damn it
3,000,000 OS/2 users don't need helmet laws.
3-2-1 DarkWing Duck! When there's trouble you call D.W.
3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call.
3-51, 3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut -Hut! - Ace Ventura
3-in-One Oil works wonders on cat's claws firmly implanted in ceilings!
3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
3. Is your shower drain clogged with ellipsis dots?
3. An ARCHAIC -- Uses software that won't handle much;
3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
3. If a program is useful it will have to be changed.
3. What is worth living for? Don Juan DeMarco
3.141592653589793238462643383279502883197116939937.. I forget the rest
3.141592653589793238642643389504197169.... there's PI in your face!
3.1: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
3.3a* The Windows Mail Reader
3.5 inch hard is better than 5.25 floppy.
3.7 Meg of rooting tooting tags <g> And they said it could not be done.
30 credits says Mars gets swept, four-zip. - Ramirez
30 days in de'cooler! - Tom on guy behind water cooler
30 is a good age for a woman--especially if she's 40.
30 minutes of begging does *NOT* constitute foreplay.
30 minutes of begging is *not* considered foreplay!
30 minutes of begging is not considered adequate foreplay.
30 minutes of begging is not considered foreplay.
30 second materialistic sound bites - Tom on commercials
30 seconds of Beavis & Butthead is like 30 hours of the 3 Stooges.
30 seconds of Beavis and Butthead is like 30 hours of the 3 Stooges.
30 straight hours, What is that ? a metric day?!
30,000 Rush Limbaughs CAN all be wrong!
300 Baud users do it S...L...O...W...L...Y
300 baud short of a 9600 baud connection.
300 bps - faster than a speeding Windows!
300 bps Is that life in the sloooow lane or what?
300 bps is this slo^C
300 cattle in orbit - the first herd shot around the world.
300,000 km/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
300,000,000 meters per second -- Not just a good idea; It's the law.
3000 (patting myself on the back):
3000 variations and they can't even get plain tomato soup right.
3016: Jealousy causes a lot of the "Anti-Gorden" messages..
30: Zinc (Zn) 65.37000
30th Rule - Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31 days and counting... Blue Wave v2.20!
31% of all Nintendo users are adults.
31) Indians make good fodder.
31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. - The Siege
31. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
3121? You can't sink a ship with 3121 coconuts!
31: Gallium (Ga) 69.72000
32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 G
32 going on...what the heck, 21! No, no - 18! No, no - 15!
32 megs of RAM and it still won't scan this 32'x45' pic
32 stab, 4 gun wounds, feet in concrete .. Coroner rules Suicide!
32% of all statistics are made up on the spot
32-bit Windows + Artificial Intelligence - WINDOWS AIN'T!
32: Germanium (Ge) 72.59000
33 Mhz ain't fast enough!
33 score and 6 days: The Emancipated Beast Proclimation
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. - Rules of Acquisition
33.3 - scores of the beast
333 - Number of the Ninja -Bard Half -Beast Paladin Thief..
333 - half brother of the Beast
333 - Eric the half a beast.
333 - Number of the Ninja-Bard Half-Beast Paladin Thief..
333 - half brother of the Beast
333 - kid brother of the beast
333 - little brother of the Beast
333 - radius of the beast
333 -- Eric the half-Beast.
333: Beast lite, half the number, same evil power.
333: Eric the half-Beast.
333: Eric the half-a-Beast.
333: Number Of The 1/2 Pint Beast.
333: The Number of Eric the Half a Beast.
333: Eric the Half A Beast
334 - number of the complemented beast
33: Arsenic (As) 74.92160
33mHz ain't fast enough!
33rd rule of Creationism: Claim evidence to destroy evolution...once.
34. War is good for business.
3475 counted taglines ! (before multiline).
348,368.1 - area of the beast circle
34: Selenium (Se) 78.96000
35 cars of young girls. Packed in ice - Crow on train
350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of 'Nightline'! - Homer
355/113, a recipe for a pretty good Pi.
355/113: Not the famous irrational number Pi, but an incredible simulation!
35: Bromine (Br) 79.90900
36 inches rule the yard. |....|....|....|--->
36536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to Taglines Y/N?
36: Krypton (Kr) 83.80000
36C: Number of the Breast
37% of all dyslexic couples enjoy 96.
37: Rubidium (Rb) 85.47000
386 Motherboard wishes to meet Fatherboard for SX
386 and HST 144x - The only way to fly!
386! The VAX crusher!
386, EZR, John Hancock ....The only way to TAG
386, OLX, Tag Line Express.......The only way to TAG.
386: Computerese for "still not fast enough!"
386SX - Welcome to the United Wait States
386SX: Any 386 running Windows.
38: Strontium (Sr) 87.62000
39 * I'm in a very clever and adorable insane asylum!
39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
3917'N, 7636'W <==Peter Karlsson Lives Here.
398: I will not steal taglines. 399: I will not steal taglines. 400: I w
398:I won't steal taglines again 399:I won't steal taglines again ...
39: Yttrium (Y) 88.90000
3: Lithium (Li) 6.93900
3:28AM and fitshaced again.
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
3:] Pet smiley
3:] Pet smilie
3:^:3:3[3:]3:]33 <- Will Hooked on Phonics teach this?
3D IN AUTOCAD YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!
3K RAM free, no EMS.
3M TA3: Eat Me (when viewed from rear view mirror).
3NON: Read this upside-down.
3Wizard in a strange WAN
3rd Rule of Macekering: If it's better subbed, dub it!
3x3 Eyes, give me some of that cherry Pai.
4 + 6 = 10. 1 + 1 = 10. 3 + 5 = 10. 9 + 7 = 10.
4 + 6 = 10. 1 + 1 = 10. 3 + 5 = 10. 9 + 7 = 10.
4 A.M.? Already? Oh no, not again!!
4 Abreast in the Tri Oval?! Holy Shi$%&@#NO CARRIER
4 And 20 Black Birds Baked into a Pie
4 Basic Food Groups - Ice Cream, Pizza, Beer and woman.
4 F's of survival: Fight, Flee, Feed, Mate
4 Food Groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Coffee
4 Food Groups: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.
4 Jan 1983, Blood Banks balk at testing blood for Aids.
4 Leaf Clover
4 OUT 5 ARE VERY SURE THAT THE FIFTH GUY DID IT!!!!!!
4 PM and still in a housecoat?! Put on a dress! - Henry to Klinger
4 SALE CHEAP! 4 KIDS, ALL OR NOTHING
4 Sale Encyclopedia Brittanica never used Wife knows all
4 Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate.
4 Sale: Fast-chopping loggers to rape, pillage & plunder!
4 Types of miniskirts: Mini, Micro, Don't Bend Over, You need to shave
4 aces beats full house. Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces
4 basic food groups for dragons: Humans, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.
4 bit? Where does this come from?
4 channels? No!! We have *5* channels! - Cardassian Cable Co.
4 chickens, a coke and some dry white toast please.
4 food groups: Fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk
4 food groups: Soda, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
4 food groups: Coffee, Alcohol, Sugar, and Sex.
4 food groups: Coffee, Black Rum, Rootbeer, and Sex.
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Jolt.
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant, microwave.
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate and Sex.
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate, Sex
4 food groups: fast, frozen, eat-in, take out
4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk
4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and pizza
4 for recursion. beep dial 4 for recursion. beep dial...
4 inch, 5 inch, 6 inch, 7 inch...(Me watching Bo Derek undress!)
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men...but he's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; the 5th demands pizza.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 out of 10 Americans are Fools! The Election Proved it!
4 out of 5 Doctors ....... Leaves 1!
4 out of 5 Doctors agree: 1 of them is lying.
4 out of 5 Doctors... Leaves 1!
4 out of 5 Orvilles agree that Zest tastes BETTER!
4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 out of 5 compugeeks prefer donuts. One likes women, but she's weird.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Dal may be hazardous to health.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to health.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary's hazardous to health.
4 out of 5 doctors agree: 1 out of 5 is an idiot
4 out of 5 doctors leaves 1.
4 out of 5 doctors prefer Camels. The fifth prefers women.
4 out of 5 doctors who've tried Hillary prefer camels.
4 out of 5 modems prefer it.
4 out of 5 people make up 80% of the population!
4 out of 5 people say the 5th is an idiot.
4 out of 5 people think the 5th is an idiot.
4 out of 5 people think the 5th person is an idiot.
4 out of 5 people think the fifth is an idiot.
4 out of 5 people think the fifth person is an idiot!
4 out of 5 people think the fifth person is an idiot.
4 out of 5 persons think the 5th person is an idiot.
4 out of 5 smokers prefer Camels. The 5th prefers women.
4 out of 5 sysops prefer donuts. One likes women, but she's weird.
4 sets of 15 reps...15 sets of 4 reps...whatever!
4 someone who didn't believe in God, I spent a lot of time cursing Him
4 types of miniskirts: mini, micro, don't bend over, and nice view!
4 words to describe the climate down here: Vavavavoom
4 x 4 = A suffusion of yellow. I Ching calculator.
4) Good guys are always good looking.
4-6-1-9-5. There are five pencils, Mrs. Jewls. - Joe
4-Leaf-Clovers.
4-legged woman marries in Texas.
4-letter words are seldom heard with such dignity and light. -Prince
4-pounder with cheese: Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection.
4. Do you count the letters in all your sentences?
4. A CLUELOW -- Who *really means it* when he asks ...
4. If a program is useless it will have to be documented.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with map.
4. What is worth dying for? Don Juan DeMarco
4.02* The Windows Mail Reader
4.625 (4 5/8) - number of grossbeasts in a beast
4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows 3.1
40 and ready to party just as soon as I finish my nap.
40 lashes? If you use your tongue you've got a deal!!
40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!
40 year old. One owner. Needs parts, make offer.
40% pay more, 80% get nothing.
400 pages, where lawyers are involved, is filler - B. Lic
400 warnings! Heck sell it as version 1.0!
4004? Whatever can we do with THIS?? - Intel, 1971
409+257 - number of new formulas to make the best beast cleaner
4096 activates Sep 22 - Dec 31
40: Zirconium (Zr) 91.22000
40K ought to be enough for anybody." -BillGates, 1981
411 is not a valid number, please call directory assistance
41: Niobium (Nb) 92.90600
42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything
42 MB of intelligence, irreverence, and hell-raising! :-)
42--The answer to life, the universe, and everything
4294967296 bytes ought to be enough for everyone.
42: Molybdenum (Mo) 95.94000
42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
42? 7 and a half million years and all yo- Oh, you were using Windows
42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?! 640K
42? 7 and a half million years, and all you can come up
42? 7.5 million years and all you come up with is 42?
42?! 7.5 million years & al-- oh, you were using Windows
42??7.5million years & all y--Oh.You were running Windows
42??? You git! The meaning of life is HMRT
42D: the number of the breast.
43% of all statistics are totally worthless !
43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!!
43% of all statistics are useless
43% of all statistics are worthless
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
438 - the decimal equivalent of an octal beast.
438 - the decimal equivelant of an octal beast.
438 - decimal equivalent of octal beast
438 - the decimal equivalent of an octal beast.
438 - the decimal equivelant of an octal beast.
43: Technetium (Tc) 99.00000
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will.
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr...
44 Automag? No, no, I said I want to buy a REAL gun.......
44 Magnum: The ultimate point-&-click user interface.
45 pieces of mail, 39 in Taglines? Uh-oh, looks like Gary wrote me!
45 pieces of mail, 39 in Taglines? Uh-oh, looks like Gary wrote me! 8-)
450 cards, and I still lose.
450 messages a day and they call it .QWK??
45954 - (beast) x (oral sex)
46% of Chicago teachers send their children to private schools. Why?
47 million dollars?!?!? I'M the cat!!!!!!
47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
47% of all statistics are useless.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. - Rivals
47.567 - fortnights of the beast
48 Cultists in a Volkswagon: 2 in front, 2 in back, 44 in ashtray.
48% of all accidents is just about half of all accidents.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. - Rules of Acquisition
4800 messages a day and they call it .QWK??
486 + Windows = a Maserati with the parking brake on.
486 100Mhz. Don't you smell something burning?
486 and Windows D Driving a Maserati with the parking brake on.
486 and Windows: driving a Maserati with the parking brake on.
486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?
486 to 286 conversion kit now available. Call Microsoft.
486... The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
486/33 users, it's time to upgrade.
486/50 + WINdoze = Maserati with the parking brake on.
486DX2/66 machine. We all have to start SOMEwhere!
486SX: Any 486 running Windows.
486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...
486SX: When only the newest mediocrity will do.
486sx: When only the most recent mediocrity will do.
49 isn't bad... It's only 7 dog years!
4: Beryllium (Be) 9.01220
4DBYRDS is my Calif License Plate.
4DOS -- The DOS 4 The Rest Of Us
4DOS finishes the job Microsoft didn't start..
4DOS the technologically correct command processor
4DOS. The only recommendation
4Dos Virus Scan -=Windows Found=- Delete (Y/n)
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4GETIT: on a black TA driven by a married lady!
4MB SVGA accelerator, 486DX-66, 16MB RAM + Windows 3.1 = Colorful XT.
4Meg is enough for Windows 4.0... And 2Meg was enough for Windows 3.1!
4NIC8
4SALE CHEAP! 4 DOGS & HUSBAND, ALL OR NOTHING
4SALE: 1 Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
4SURE: fer shure.
4Sale - 1 wife, 3kids. Low mileage CHEAP!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
4Warned = 4Armed; 4Armed = 1/2 an Octopus!
4X4. Cat Waffles while you wait.
4am? Already? Oh no not again!!
4am? Already? Oh no, not again!!
4dos Ver:5.0e...&...4os2 Ver:2.0a...under OS2 Ve:2.10
4dos Ver:5.0f...&...4os2 Ver:2.0a....under...OS2 Ver:2.10
4dos ver:5.5c _&_ 4os2 ver:2.5c....under OS2 2.10ga
4sale, Braille dictionary like new. Must see to appreciate.
4th Amendment search warrant - It's not a Discover Card!
4th Tagmandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
4th great lie: Hi, I'm from the IRS. I'm here to help you.
5 floppy is not better than 3 hard.
5 Clappers clapping, 4 Chias petting, 3 Thighmasters
5 Meg Hard Disk - Only $600.00 - BYTE, 07/82.
5 R's: Readin', Ritin', 'Rithmetic, Religion, and Rush!
5 R's: readin', ritin', 'rithmetic, religion, and Rush!
5 Year mission: To sort of explore and blow stuff up, eh!
5 billion years the earth takes to form, and we get THIS?!?! ... BORG?
5 billion years the earth takes to form, and we get THIS?!?!?
5 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Tacos, Jolt!, Twinkies.
5 food groups: Pizza, Soda, Tacos, Jolt!, Twinkies.
5 minutes to magic time.
5 minutesI'll keep my hat on! -- Lister
5 o' clock shadow on pussy can give you nose-burn!
5 of 10 analysts say I'm insane. That's NOT a majority!
5 or 6 days after eating Italian food - I'm hungry again!
5 out of 10 analysts say I'm insane, but that's not a majority.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
5 out of 4 people have troble with fractions.
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
5 out of 7 Doctors: Pertwee, T. Baker, Davidson, C. Baker, and McCoy.
5 people in costumes having a fight with some dining room furniture
5 schizophrenics agree!
5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds. 'Murphy
5 things I never want to see at the logies: 4 yanks and a Daddo!
5 to 1, baby, 1 in 5; no one here gets out alive.
5%" floppy is not better than 3%" hard.
5) Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
5,000 year old suicide note claims, "I'll be back"!
5. Do you know by heart the ASCII code for a musical note?
5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
5. I'm not dead - I'm just sleeping and rotting at the same time.
5. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. BUZZ! Downtown shot goes!!!! Oh YES!!!
5.0 - Yesterdays operating system, today!
50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz
50 Miles to the Outhouse .... by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont
50 States and I HAD to pick this one!
50 Steps to an Outhouse Written By Betty Makesit.
50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover, by Lorena Bobbitt
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makeit
50 Yards to the Outhouse - Distributed By Buddy Madeit
50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked
50 Yards to the Outhouse - Illustrated By Betty Wont
50 Yards to the Outhouse - Published By Andy Didnt
50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
50 Yards to the Outhouse, by Willie Makit,
50 and ready to party (just as soon as I finish my nap).
50 is old for the young set, and old for the young set.
50 million Windows users CAN be wrong!
50 states to choose from and I chose this one!
50 states, and I had to pick confusion...
50 states, and I had to pick one of 'Confusion'.
50 states, and I had to pick one of confusion...
50 states, and I had to pick this one
50 states, and I had to pick this one.
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
50 year old. One owner. Needs parts, make offer.
50 years of progress: Warsaw to Waco 1943-1993
50 years old. One owner. Needs parts, make offer.
50% hitting, 50% pitching, and 50% fielding.--YB
50% of all people are below average.
50% of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
50% of men cheat in Canada. The rest cheat while on vacation.
50% of men cheat in Germany. The rest cheat while on vacation.
50% of men cheat in Kansas. The rest cheat while on vacation.
50% of men cheat in NZ. The rest cheat while on vacation.
50% of my ancestors were female.
50% of my forefathers were female.
50% off all spiked boots at the Kahless shoe source!
50's Furry: Buzzcuts are OUT!
50's liberal = 90's conservative | Clinton's liberal = 90's socialist
50's not old ................................ if you're a tree!
500 Holy Grails, and you picked that one!!????
500 Years After by Steven Brust
500 echoes, and I had to pick this one
500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide...
500+ echoes, and you had to pick this one....
5000 Miles in the Saddle by Major Assburn
5000 of you and nobody brought the food!? -Jesus ben Joseph
50E6 users _can_ be wrong: DOS is brain damaged
50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088
51% Angel ..... 49% bitch.. So don't push me!
51% Sweetheart, 49% Bastard - Don't Push your luck
51% Sweetheart...49% Bitch.....DON'T PUSH IT!!!
52 Budweiser: Breakfast of Champions
52% of all people are illiterate in math. That's nearly a third of them.
53 bottles of blood on the wall, 53 bottles of blood. -Joel
535 invertebrates = U. S. Congress
54 Cards in a Deck (with the Joker's)
54" hard is better than 32" floppy.
54% of all statistics are made up. No, make that 82%.
549 * Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
55 - dozens of the beast
55 out of 4 people have troble with fractions.
55'6" - length of the beast
55N-UP: 55mph and up.
562 -- one block away and two down from the Beast.
566 One block away from the Beast
57 68 79 20 42 6f 74 68 65 72 3F
57 Heinz Varieties
57 characters in a tagline, lots more in this conference.
57 characters??? Not nearly enough. I always run out of space.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. - Arm Game
586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS
58th Rule - Free advice is seldom cheap.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap. - Rules of Acquisition
59th Rule - Friendship is seldom cheap.
5: Boron (B) 10.81100
5Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
5a. Never* get mad at someone who disagrees with you in Netmail.
5b. That is what Netmail is for, after all.
5th Rule of Creationism: Lying for the Lord is okay.
5" floppy is not better than 3" hard.
6 - 7 inches: As You Like It.
6 6 5.999999999999999999999......Pentium Mark of the Beast
6 Cats are a revolution! 7 Cats is a purrfect number
6 KIDS: on a Chevy Suburban in UTAH.
6 Year old girls LIKE housework. That's why southern men marry 'em
6 billion people, and Catholics STILL oppose contraception?
6 days without taglines, makes one weak.
6 fears 7 'cause 7 8 9 !
6 inches : As You Like It
6 lost clusters occupying 49,152 bytes. Convert to taglines? (Y/N)
6 minutes to nuke this? Who's got that kind of time? - Calvin
6 states, and I had to pick this one
6 time 3 isn't 200, either! - Crow
6 times 9 DOES equal 42! (in base 13)
6 x 9 = 42 base 13
6 x 9 = 42. In base 13.
6) Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
6. Never play favorites. See also Rules 4a and 4b.
6. Did you buy a scanner to get all the taglines off books?
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. - The Nagus
6.0, 6.0, 6.0 - number of the Olympic beast
6.02 * 10^23 bottles of beer on the wall
6.02 * 10^23 holes in the ground: That's a whole lotta moles!
6.02 x 10^23 avocados = 1 guacamole!
6.50128967054 -- Natural logarithm of the Beast
6.501289671--the natural logathorium of the Beast
6.50129 - natural logarithm of the beast
6.50129 - natural logarithm of the beast
6.6.6 - Internet address of the Beast.
6.6.6 - Internet address of the Beast.
6.66 * 10^2 - The Beast in Exponential Notation
6.66 - number of the centibeast
6.66 x 10^2 Scientific notation of The Beast.
6.66E2 -- Scientific notation of The Beast.
6.66x10 - exponential notation of the beast
6.66x10 - exponential notation of the beast
6.9 <---- a good thing ruined by a period.
6.9 - 69 interrupted by a period.
6.9 ---- a good thing ruined by a period.
60% of all mammalians are rodents - does this include you?
60% of all mammals are rodents - does this include you?
60% of all mammals are rodents - liberals fit in nicely!
60's Furry: You thought HIPPIES had hair...
60's kid who never really left them.
600 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
600-> - East beast street sign <-600 - West beast street sign
600-> : The street sign of the Beast.
600--> Street sign on the Beast's block.
6000 isn't that much. - Holly
601 > 586. QED.
62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
62nd Rule - Never buy what can be stolen.
636.95: The number of the Beast, at Sam's Wholesale Club.
639.997623k should be enough for anyone Bill Gates, post-Pentium
64 slices of American cheese..64..*munch*..63.. - Homer
64,999,999 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
64,999,999 legal gun owners killed no one yesterday.
640 K Will Be Enough For Anyone (Bill Gates)
640K = 4 Meg in dog bytes.
640K = 4480K in dog bytes
640K = 4480K in dog bytes.
640K is all they'll EVER Need ! Trust Me !!
640K is all they'll EVER Need ! Trust Me !!
640K is enough for anyone. - Bill Gates
640K is enough. Just ask Bill Gates.
640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates, 1981
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - IBM, 1981
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
640K ought to be enough for anyone ...Bill Gates
640K should be enough for anybody - Bill Gates
640K should be enough for anyone. -Bill Gates
640KB = 4480KB in dog bytes.
640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes.
640k = 4480 in dog bytes.
640k = 4480k in dog bytes
640k ought to be enough for anyone. - Bill Gates 1981
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
65536 bytes found in lost chains-convert to taglines? Y/N
65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines (Y,y)
65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines? (Y/N)
66.59999999999999787: Beast divided by 10 on a Pentium.
66.6 - number of the decibeast
66.6kbps: V.34Beast
660 - approximate number of the beast
663: two down, one over from the Beast.
664 and 668 - neighbors of the beast
664 was the neighbor of the beast.
664: Next door neighbor of the Beast
665 - Neighbor of the Beast
665 -- Across the street from the Beast and one down.
665 and 667 - live across the street from the beast
665 the Neighbor of the beast....
665.98364 - number of the Pentiumbeast with Intel inside.
665.99998354 Number of the Beast on a Pentium
665.99999887328763 <--- Pentium computer of the beast
665.9999999999. . . the Beast ala Pentium.
665.99999999999995: number of the Pentium beast.
665: Across the street from the Beast and one down.
666 - I-10 mile marker of the beast in Texas
666 - a bit more than 6 bucks worth of Japanese beast
666 - amount of damage done by the beast that ate Tokyo
666 - number of the moderator.
666 - oven temperature for roast beast
666 - value of the Beefeater beast
666 -6666: The number of the Daughter of the Beast.
666 -Beast Returns!
666 F - oven temperature of the roast beast
666 v1.0 - software of the beast
666! - beast factorial
666,000 - number of the kilobeast
666,000 - number of the kilobeast
666,000,000 - number of the megabeast
666,000,000 - number of the megabeast
666,666,666 -Number of the SuperBeast
666,999 - beast and the great whore
666,999: The beast and the great whore.
666-6666: Phone number of the Beast
666-6666: The number of the Daughter of the Beast.
666-Beast Returns!
666-XXX-XXXX : Area code of the BEAST
666.00000000000000 - number of the high precision beast
666.00000000000000 - number of the high precision beast
666.1 - The bugfix of The Beast!
666.1 -- Bugfix of the Beast.
666.66: Total I.Q. of Buchanan's supporters.
666/1 - Neighbor over the beast
666/1 - reciprocal of the beast
6660.49 - survey results of the beast
66666- ZIP code of the Beast
6668000 - Mo- Mo- Motorola CPU of the beast
6668000 - Motorola CPU of the beast
6668000: Mo - Mo - Motorola CPU of the beast
66686 - CPU of the beast. 66687: Math Coprocessor of the Beast.
66686SL - Laptop of the beast
66686SX - discount CPU of the beast
66687 - Math Coprocessor of the Beast.
666999 Two Beasts sniffing each other.
666999: The Beast and the Great Whore.
666: oven temperature for roast beast
666: Beast 333: Beast Lite
666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast
666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast
666A: The Tenant of the Beast.
666B - Tenant of the Beast
666C - packed decimal number of the beast
666Hz - pitch of the beast.
666Hz - pitch of the beast.
666^(-1) or 666**(-1) - imaginary number of the beast
666bps - communication rate of the beast
666bps - 666 beasts per satan - communication rate of the beast
666bps - communication rate of the beast
666bps: 666 beasts per satan - communication rate of the beast
666x.+666x+666 -Algebraic representation of the Beast
667 - Neighbor of the Beast
667 -6666: The Wrong Number of the Beast
667: Satan's neighbor
667: Satan's neighbor...
667: Across the street from the beast.
667: Next door neighbor of the beast
667: Satan's neighbor.
667: The neighbor of the Beast.
668 Neighbor of the beast
668 - Neighbor of the Beast
668 - Neighbor of the Beast.
668 - The Neighbor of the Beast
668 - neighbour of The Beast.
668, neighbour of the beast
668.. the Neighbor of the Beast.
668: Neighbor of the Beast
668: The Neighbor Of The Beast
668: Neighbor of the Beast.
669 - Mutual oral sex with the Beast.
669: Beast-ialiity
66MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088.
68 <-- You do me and I'll owe you one.
68....the speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around!
6809 PROGRAMMERS can do it with a BRA.
6809 programmers can DO IT without sex.
684 - Union Pacific locomotive of the beast (formerly #666) (!)
684 - Santa Fe locomotive of the beast (formerly #666) (!)
684 - Union Pacific locomotive of the beast (formerly #666) (!)
686, 132Mb 10ns RAM, 14Gb .5ms HD. Now Windows will beat DOS!
68: You do me and I'll owe you one.
69 + 69 = dinner for four!
69 = The square of 8-something.
69 is being head over heels in love
69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
69 is the golden rule in action.
69 ways to please your lover....
69% of those polled felt polls ask trivial questions.
69, 714, 2112 sex, drugs, rock'n'roll
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll!
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
69, 714, 2112 : sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
696 - Beast a trois
696 - The number of the Menage a Trois.
69? I've only tried about 37 positions, myself....
69? I've only tried about 37 positions...
69MSG.ZIP..unpack the packet and watch the messages eat each other.
6: Carbon (C) 12.01115
6:00 Already? I Was Just In The Middle Of A Dream!
6:00 in the morning, you're the last to hear the warning -U2
6:04 pm - One dead pickup truck.
6UP: Missing link in evolutionary chain from 1UP to 7UP.
6th Rule - Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you
7 Brides for 7 Brothers
7 Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.
7 Days without pizza makes one weak...
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-01: Sexual Blackmail
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-02: Sexual Bribery
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-03: Workplace prostitution
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-04: Workplace incest
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-05: Sexual harassment
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-06: Workplace flirtation
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex-07: Workplace porn
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #1 - Sexual Blackmail
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #2 - Sexual Bribery
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #3 - Workplace prostitution
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #4 - Workplace incest
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #5 - Sexual harassment
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #6 - Workplace flirtation
7 Hidden levels of on-the-job sex: #7 - Workplace porn
7 Wonders of the Ancient World
7 cats is a purrfect number
7 cups of coffee, 6 hour flight. Drats, no empty cans..
7 days without pizza makes one weak
7 dead and they blame Marine training
7 dead and they blame Marine training ...
7 deadly sins, 7 days in a week. Hmmm...
7 dwarves in a bath were feeling happy . . . until Happy got out!
7 out of 10 women are battered? And I'm still eating mine plain!
7 out of 10 women are battered? And I'm still eating mine plain!
7+3. Calvin 73. Hobbes
7-11, if you're not robbin' us, we're robbin' you.
7-Zark-7 is only a trash can
7-yr old child: "Pavlov studied the salvation of dogs."
7. Never hold vendettas. See also Rules 5a and 5b.
7. Keep your ears open. - In the Hands of the Prophets
7. What, me dead?
7.194436287 - The Inverse Hyperbolic Cosine of the Beast
7.194436287 - The Inverse Hyperbolic Cosine of the Beast
7.2 on the Sphincter Scale
7.2 on the sphincter scale.
7.5 billion years and all you can come up with is 42?!
7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows ...
7.62 X 39 FMJ...from Russia with Love.
7.62 X 39 JHP...from Russia with Love.
70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths
70% water is all we are .
70%-80%-90%-100%-110% Download Complete. 110%??!!
70's Furry: Shedding on polyester leads to no end of trouble...
700 Clubbed ... and still serving.
700 brides for 700 brothers - Crow
70s theme show music...70s theme show music - Tom sings
71 (which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass)
712.62: The Number of The Beast (tax included).
72%no, wait75% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
72: 69 with 3 people watching
73% of statistics are made up on the spot.
73's
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
74% say NO! (And 26% get pregnant)
747's are nice, but cars don't fall down 30,000 feet.
747s are nice, but Town Cars don't fall 30,000ft.
75% - no wait - 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
75% of all statistics are made up to win an argument!
75% of statisticians are 90% confident 52% of the time.
75% of statisticians are 90% confident 52% of the time...
75%, no, 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
751: Down the street from the Beast
75: 69 after Clinton's "tax break"
764 copies of "He's dead, Jim." found, Deleting.
764 copies of "he is dead, Jim." found, Deleting.
77 Sunset Strip
77.43% of all statistics are made up.
788, please take a number and wait. Now serving number 22.
79 for Banana Walrus Wafers? That's a scandal!
79.35 .... a 69 with G.S.T.
79c for Banana Walrus Wafers? That's a scandal!
7: Nitrogen (N) 14.00670
7:^)} <---- Look, it's Ronald Reagan (sideways)!
7:^)} ---- Look, it's Ronald Reagan (sideways)!
7:^] <---- Look, it's Ronald Reagan (sideways)!
7A pnp transistor will be an npn.
7Alone, I look down the road. Each must walk one's own path. <365 Tao>
7G01 I will not encourage others to fly.
7If you are not the poet, you can be the poem.
7Life is but one long journey, and many moccassins.
7th Day Adventism: (def) S**t happens on Saturdays.
7th Rule of Creationism: Never acknowledge your demonstrated errors
7th day adventists: Sh*t happens, on Sunday.
8 :-) User is a wizard
8 Deadly words . . . "Suggest you put this on your hard drive."
8 bagel for $1.49 -- limit 3
8 bagels for $1.49 -- limit 3
8 bagles for $1.49 -- limit 3
8 bits = 1 byte; 4 bits = 1 nibble; 8 nibbles = A HICKEY ??!?
8 bits = byte, 4 bytes = nibble, 8 nibbles = hickey??
8 day clock inop.. Rewound clock, system checks good..
8 hours of debugging and my code is finally...unreadable?
8 million years out of Africa...
8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them!
8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids...2 enjoy it!
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them.
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them.
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids; the other 2 enjoy them.
8 out of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them.
8 out of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. The other 2 enjoy them.
8 out of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them.
8 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schitzo.
8 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
8 out of 5 people like chocolate
8 years school, $14,000 debt, $26,000 a year!
8" disks mean that you really need a new computer.
8"Tag;"the only thing better than sex ,is more sex"
8<}} glasses, big nose, beard (me!)
8) Good guys don't take drugs.
8-# Death
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
8-) smiley swimmer
8-) <=Gary wears glasses (for a looooong time)
8-) glasses
8-0 Canada - and that's also the score of the first game. Fran Rosa
8-Q Mind if I smoke?
8-Q <=Gary (and *smokes,* too - for a loooong time)
8-bit machine. Does that mean it's only worth a buck?
8-| Eyes wide with surprise.
8-} Gardeners know all the best dirt! {-8
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
8.732892 - cube root of the beast
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
80% of American men cheat in America, the rest in Europe.
80% of American men cheat in America-the rest in Europe
80% of all crime is committed by repeat offenders. Put them to death!
80% of life is just showing up for class.
80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe.
80% of people die of NATURAL causes!
80's Furry: Being called PUPPIES instead of YUPPIES.
80-hour work weeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath.
80-hour work-weeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath.
800 messages a day and they call it .QWK??
800k QWK packet? Terry Herrin's been online again.
80486 100Mhz. Don't you smell something burning?
80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
80486: The year you finally pay off your computer.
80486: Process cash from wallet at higher speeds.
80486: The year you finally pay off your computer.
80665.8234234028235234024357 - The Pentium Processor of the Beast.
80665.99973647: Microprocessor of The Pentium Beast.
80666 - microprocessor of the beast.
80666 - microprocessor of the devil
80666 - the microprocessor of the beast.
80666, microprocessor of the beast
80666: The Microprocessor of the Beast
80667 - the math co-processor of the Beast.
8086, 8088, 286, 386, 486 . . . "Pentium?!"
80x25 text mode is like a pretty girl: Easy on the eyes
82.6% of statistics are wrong...
82d Airborne: when it absolutely has to be invaded overnight
836&*%#$DHey cat! <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
84% of statistics are made up. The other 43% are wrong.
85 cents for the soundtrack - Mike
85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
85% of message is previously quoted text. Edit? <Yes/Hell no!>
85% of message is previously quoted text. Edit? <YES!/no>
85% of message is previously quoted text. Edit? <Yes/Hell no!>
858 = 007 + 86 + 99 + 666. 3 agents and a beast
86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close to?
86 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Sorry about that, Chief!
86 y/o marries 19 y/o. Just wanted to *feel* young again.
86% of those polled said, "Get lost, you weirdo creep!"
86% of those polled said, "OW! Cut that out, creep!"
87% of all accidents are caused by people who deliver pizza.
87% of all statistics are made up, the other 52% are wrong!!
87% ofAll accidents are caused by people who deliver pizza.
87.78% of all statistics are worthless.
88% of all taglines quoting statistics are stolen.
886-150, 5gig ram, 600gig hd Space, NOW DOS Will beat Windows!
89.6% of all statistics are wrong.
89.6% of all statistics are wrong.
897 recipes snagged in one swipe! A new world record!
8: Oxygen (O) 15.99940
8:-) from a little girl
8:-) User is a little girl
8:-) glasses on forehead
8:] from a gorilla
8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8
8^) <-- Smile <-- Stealth Smile
8th Rule of Creationism: Never just read when you can misinterpret.
9 of 10 good Indians are dead Indians. --Teddy Roosevelt.
9 of out 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
9 out of 10 men who tried camels went back to women..
9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King
9 out of 10 Pagans believe....it's too dificult to decide
9 out of 10 Pagans believe...it's too hard to decide!
9 out of 10 Rottweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses
9 out of 10 Rottweillers prefer vacuum cleaner salesmen.
9 out of 10 Rotweillers prefer vacuum cleaner salesmen
9 out of 10 camels who try women prefer french foreign legionaires
9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice.
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice
9 out of 10 criminals prefer unarmed victims.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend oral sex....
9 out of 10 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to your health.
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
9 out of 10 doctors agree! Clinton has delusions of grandeur.
9 out of 10 doctors believe 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women!
9 out of 10 men who switched to Camel's, still prefer women.
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women.
9 out of 10 men who tried camels went back to women
9 out of 10 men who tried cats prefered men.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer men.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels still prefer women...
9 out of 10 men who try camel, prefer women
9 out of 10 priest prefer young boys to Doom.
9 out of 10 priests prefer young boys to Doom
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer sysops!
9 out of 10 rotweillers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
9 out of 10 statistics are totally useless.
9 out of 10 sysops prefer sledgehammers to documentation+
9 out of 10 vampires who tried camels prefer humans.
9 out of 10 women who have tried Hillary prefer Camels.
9 out of 5 tagline thieves can't count.
9 outta 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women.
9,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..
9-1-1 Operators do it 24 hrs a day
9-1-1If you are calling to report a fire, press 1 now..
9-Bladed lawn mower? Here, kitty!
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. - The Storyteller
90 card set. 10 cards per pack. Better get 20,...just to be safe....
90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair.
90% of PC problems are between the keyboard and the chair
90% of PC problems are located between the keyboard and the chair.
90% of Rush Limbaugh's fat is above his neck.
90% of abused husbands have been shamed into silence.
90% of all statistics are made up
90% of any business transaction is selling yourself.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
90% of being smart is knowing what your dumb at.
90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
90% of everything is crud.
90% of gunshot victims are shot by people with weapons.
90% of intelligence is just paying attention.
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad name!
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad name.
90% of the programming is for 10% of the problems.
90% of the time I'm Right, why worry about the other 3%
90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%
90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%?
90% of the time I'm right; why worry about the other 3%.
90's Hamlet -- "To be or to be...NOT!"
90's grammar: Bad, Worse, Windows.
900 taglines stolen in one swipe! A new world record!
903 activates any day in March
9039: "The moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet." - Don Horton.
90s women seek less meat on their bones and more bone in their meat!
911 - "I want to report the disappearance of good taste."
911 - Government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
911 - I want to report the disappearance of good taste.
911 - If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If reporting a rob...
911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1...
911 -- government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
911 Emergency Rescue Service. Can you hold, please?
911 is no protection. 1911A is!
911 operator:May I help you sir..
911 or grab a gun? .45 or 45 minutes? Is HIS gun loaded?
911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If reporting a...
911, Sorry but all our operators are currently busy.
911.... Press 1 if your house is on fire.... Press 2 if..
911..if reporting a murder, press 1..a burglary press 2
911: "Government sponsored dial-a-prayer".
911: Press 1 if robbery. Press 2 if house on fire. Press 3...
911=Government Sponsored Dial-A-Prayer
93% of abortions are for birth control or social reasons! - Rush
93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false.
93.6% of all statistics are made up.
94?!?! Blasted TARDIS is on the fritz again!
95 Startup:-BOOTMULTI=0 BOOTGUI=1 NETWORK=0 BEHAVE ERRATICALLY=1
95% loser free... And half the sugar.
95% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair.
95% of all politicians give the other 5% a bad name.
96.37% of all statistics are made up
96.37% of all statistics are made up.
9600 baud makes you want to get out and push!
9600bps and under are insults to HST'ers -Hacker's law #5
969 The beast's favourite sexual position.
96B: Death by Intelligence!
97% of American People are incidentally conservative.
97.6% of all statistics are made up.
97.6% of my Taglines are stolen.
98 ROCK - It's not the SIZE that counts...It's the FREQUENCY!
98% of Constipated People don't give a crap!
98% of PC problems are between the keyboard and the chair.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap!
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
98% of all constipated people don't give a shit!
98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
98% of all statistics are useless.
98% of all statistics are wrong.
98% of all taglines quoting statistics are stolen.
98% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
98% of dead owls don't give a hoot!
98% of politicians give the other 2% a bad reputation.
98% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%?
98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is
98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is...
986, 1Gb 20ns RAM, 10Gb .5ms HD... NOW Windows will beat OS/2!
99 cents 99 cents 99 cents I LOVE this place!
99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe, stood close to
99% of all ferret recipes are recycled cat recipes.
99% of all ferret taglines are recycled cat taglines.
99% of all guns have killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car
99% of all guns have killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy.
99% of ferrets are recycled cats, perhaps?
99% of message is previously quoted text. Edit? <YES!/no>
99% of the time things aren't as bad as you first thought they were.
99.44% of Constipated People don't give a crap!
99.9% of the statistics are not true.
99.99% of all people that are dead were once alive.
999 The Beast in Australia.
999 - Sign of the girlfriend of the Beast.
999 - Upside down Beast
999 - bat beast
999 - beast plus kid brother
999 - girl friend of the beast
999: The beast standing on his head.
999: girl friend of the beast
999: Girlfriend of the beast.
9: Flourine (F) 18.99840
9FOFO: 9 four four, on a Porsche 944.
9th ray? <snicker> Your grasp of science is... amazing!
: <- Tribble roadkill.
: FORTH CREATE program that DOES what is needed . ;
: FORTH CREATE program that DOES< what is needed . ;
: I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
: The Wylde Rover -(You will only Sail with us once!)
:"( Waaaaaaah! I found a bug in my Kraft Dinner!
:#) <- Bajoran
:%)% User has acne
:> midget smiley
:> - what?
:>) from someone with a big nose
:>) User has a big nose
:>Someone beam Wesley into cement<:
:< midget unsmiley
:< - what?
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:<) What does that wire do? =8<Q (oh!)
:<| User attends an Ivy League school.
:<| from someone who attends an Ivy League school
:') User is so happy, s/he is crying
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:( - Sad
:( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) Facial exercises
:(|) someone mooning you and trying to see your reaction
:) ** SMILE :) GOD LOVES YOU **
:) :( :) :( :) :( :) Facial Isometrics
:) Midget smiley
:) Midget smilie
:) <----<< BBS d00d smiley face. Collect them all!
:) - Happy
:) :) :) For the humor impaired.
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) : |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :< |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:) ;) 8) ?) =) |) :0 <-- The many faces of John Doe...
:) B) ;) 9) 6) :0 :( :!
:)))))) Uticaj Minimaksa na malog Pericu :)))
:)---Holly--<--<-@ - Holly Sullivan
:)8-< - Naked ASCII women, on the next Geraldo!
:* - Kisses
:*) User is drunk
:,( - Crying
:-! foot in mouth
:-# smiling with braces
:-# User wears braces
:-# braces
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ put your money where your mouth is
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-> humor variation.
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
:-> y.a.s.
:-> hey hey8 :-I net.unix-wizards
:-< sad variation.
:-< real sad smiley
:-( sad.
:-( To# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
:-( Frowning smiley.
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement.
:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( <---- A pack of sads
:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( ---- A pack of sads
:-( boo hooX-( net.suicide
:-(*) User is about to vomit
:-) humor.
:-) Your basic smiley.
:-) Your basic smilie.
:-) & the world :-) 's with you
:-) <=Gary (and `bout ennybody else)
:-) <=Vertical smile
:-) :- ;-) :) "Smilies everyone, Smilies" Mr.Rourke
:-) :-< ;-) :) "Smilies everyone, Smilies" Mr.Rourke
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
:-) Person submitting has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours.
:-) Smiley-captioned for the humor impaired. :-)
:-) ha ha~~:-( net.flame
:-) your troubles away
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-)-{8 from a big girl
:-)8 User is well dressed.
:-)8 from someone who is well dressed
:-)~ User drools
:-* from someone who just ate a sour pickle
:-* User just ate something sour
:-* User just ate something sour.
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-/ User is skeptical
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0 smiley orator
:-1 smiley bland face
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:-7 Smokes a pipe.
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-7 User juust made a wry statement
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
:-8( condescending stare
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
:-: Mutant Smilie
:-: mutant smiley
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:-? User smokes a pipe
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
:-@ User is screaming
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-C User is really bummed
:-D from someone who talks too much
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-I Indifferent smiley.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning but not quite a smilie
:-I hmmE-:-I net.ham-radio
:-O uh oh>:-I net.startrek
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-P Stuck out toung!
:-P nyah nyah3:o[ net.pets
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-Q User is a smoker
:-Q smoker
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-X My lips are sealed, @FN@.
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-X bow tie
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-[ biting criticism
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-\ undecided smiley
:-] biting sarcasm
:-] one-eyed smilely
:-] smiley blockhead
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
:-e disappointed smiley
:-i semi-smiley
:-j left smiling smilely
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l y. a. s.
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t cross smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-{ mustache
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
:-| Man playing an harmonica.
:-| man playing a harmonica
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
:-| Same as :-I
:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" -- Spock
:-} ditto
:-} beard
:-~) User has a cold
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: (Tagline in Braille)
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: (recipe in Braille)
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: <===[Tagline in Braille]
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille
< grains of salt, please take one.
<%<{ 1 fish, <%<{ 2 fish, <%<{ red fish, <%<{ blue fish
<* BOEM! *< Intel Outside.
<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
<- Does yours have one of these?
<- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again!
<- Under construction! It's getting beta, beta and beta.
<- You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!
<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kabob.
<-- Look! It's registered!
<-- Please legibly write all complaints in this box
<-- Put complaints in this box.
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<-- Why the funny square?
<--- Clinton, prosperity ----<
<--- Look Ma... I'm registered!
<--- This is NOT a serial number, I swear.
<----- The information went data way -----<
<-------- The information went data way --------<
<-----------Clinton Truth-------------<
<----------cut here------
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<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
<---The data stream went thataway!-----<
<--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
<--Now *THIS* is a mail reading machine!
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<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
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<< In Stereo Where Available <<
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<<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button!
<<--- this box opens into another universe.
<<---- THIS SPACE FOR SALE ----<<
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<<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2....I promise!!!! <<<<<<<
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<<A registered user of Telix and Liberator<<
<<Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season!<<
<<Confirmed Message Junkie, Third Class<<
<==Hey, I'm Legal!!
<==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
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<A<bort, <R<etry, <C<ry
<ANY< key?? Where did they stick THAT one???????
<BLAM!< "Anybody else wanna LIMP?"
<BOING! BOING! BOING!< Jumping WHO on a pogo stick?
<CTRL<+<ALT<+<DEL< to continue...
<Ctrl<<Alt<<Del< to read the next message
<Ctrl<<F< to format drive C: or any key to format half of drive C: A cat
<F6< - Add Tagline
<I<nferior, <B<ut <M<arketable
<Insert a favorite Slick Quote Here...<
<Insert hilarious tagline here<
<Name< - Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.
<PROGRAM< ::= Do What I Want
<PgUp<? <Home<? <Break<? <End<? SysRq!
<Sigh< You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
<TAGLINE FURNISHED UPON REQUEST<
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<W<indows <I<cons <M<ice <P<ointers ... <S<heesh
<WARNING< Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
<Whip< Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?
<ZAP!< That was *not* manual override. -- Data
<bits of ice striking hull< "Captain, we're being hailed"
<chirrup!<"Picard to Enterprise" +++ATH NO CARRIER
<f1< Exit <f2< Talk to me HAL !!
<generic tagline<
<insert tagline here<
<laughing< Cute, very cute! <g<
<shift<<return<? I can't even find the clutch!
<sigh< If only the human brain could be multitasked!
<sniffle< I've got a code in my node..
<tap< <tap< <tap< Is this thing on?
<this tagline may contain an encrypted satanic message<
<thump< <thump< <thump< Is this thing on..?
<|-) User is Chinese.
:9 <- A werewolf
::-) User wears normal glasses
::.::. :..:: This tagline is in braille
::.::..:::..::::....:.:..::: - a brail tagline.
::: ::: ::: - dice of the beast
::: ::: ::: - Die rolls of the beast
::::::: Operator halted! Startrek's on! :::::::
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::8- Is this YOUR zipper?
::::::::BOOM!:::::::You sunk my tagline!
:::Actually, I'm pansexual,::I LOVE EVERYBODY.!.::::::::
::To: All From: Bert Sainz Subj: Windows taglines ::
::To: Halgren From: Zachary Sidebottom Subj: Tribble taglines ::
::To: Myra I Fox From: Michael Zawistowski Subj: taglines ::
:=> "Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
:=> "Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" -- Calvin
:=) from someone with two noses
:=) User has two noses
:@ - what?
:A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
:C - what?
:D - Laughter
:D:o:n:u:t: w/ sprinkles.
:Dad, what does peanut butter grow on?" -- Zachary Butler
:I - Hmmm...
:I: :h:a:t:e: :m:y: :f:r:e:c:k:l:e:s:
:K:e:e:p: :a:w:a:y: :!: :I:':v:e: :g:o:t: :t:h:e: :m:e:a:s:l:e:s: :!:
:O - Yelling
:Q - what?
:Spam,spam,it comes in a can..&elephants come in quarts
:Whips & Chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem
:[ - Real Downer
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
:^) (special captioning for the humor impaired) :^)
:^) User has a broken nose
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:_) User's nose is sliding off his face.
:_) tongue in cheek
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:u) User with funny-looking left nose
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:~) User needs a nose job
:~/ Really mixed up
;
; @D@ Current Date, as in 20 Feb 92
; @DD@ Current Day, as in 20
; @DM@ Current Month, as in Feb
; @DY@ Current Year, as in 92
; @FN@ First name in TO: Field of new message
; @LN@ Last name in TO: Field of new message
; @N@ Whole Name in TO: Field of new message
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; (some Tom Lehrer:)
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; weenie, pit thwong -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
;"He said ass, he hu huh huh..." -- Beavis
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;) =) :] Member of <G> Emoticons over-users ;> Anonymous. 8-) :-0
;-) say no more, nudge nudge.
;-) Winky smiley.
;-) winking smiley
;-) wink
;-)B Deanna Troi
;-* = User just ate something sour and is "crying."
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out.
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
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=! Elvis Alive! Lives in Water Tower With Warner Bros. & Sister Dot !=
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=(_:_(__) <--- Morn smiley.
=) Variation on a theme...
=* funny definitions omitted *=-
=*:-) <-Dot (Call her Dotty, she'll kill you.)
=--=--= Wanna be assimilated?? Call 1-900-668-BORG! =--=--=
=--=--=--= Confused? Troi at 1-800-BETAZOID =--=--=--=
=/ Nil Taurus Excretum \=
=/==/==Police tagline==/==Do not cross ==/==/==Police tagline=.
=8^> lookout! he's got that look again.
=9 <- A werewolf on Jolt
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-) User is a hosehead
=:-) flat top smile
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
== Generic Tagline, good for everyday use ==
== THIS TAGLINE IS NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW ==
==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
==:-o "I ben wookin pa nub" -- Buckwheat
==== Spiritual Truth through Superior Air Cover ====
==== Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons ====
======(<[{ And Remember, Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay! }]>)======
========> an imbedded virus here <========
============ Who said that? ================
=============> GOING ===============> GOING ================>G-O-N-E!!
====================================< Unzip when needed
====================Official Co-moderator Reply=====================
==================Moderator at Work====================
==================Taggig linje==================
==============POLICE TAGLINE - DO NOT CROSS =============
====As a matter of fact, I am handicapped=====
====The turnpike of truth====No tolls====No off ramps====
===={ Never stand near a sneezing dragon. }====
===\-+-+-/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning tribble
===__-*- The No-Win Trek Tagline *--+/__ *--+/__
===__-*- 'These are the voyages of the StarShip Enterprise...'
===__-*- <Kobayashi Maru Tagline> *-=/___ *-=/___ *-=/___ *-=/___
===__-*- (Kobayashi Maru Tagline) *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
===__-*- vs ||| ||| |||
===__-+- *The No-Win Tagline* *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
===__-+- Hmmm... *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/_
===__-+- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
<< BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
<< M. T. Headed <<
<<< Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
<<< Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. <<<
<<< WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
<<<<< Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<
<<<<< What it is the was of what will be... <<<<<
<<<<<< Rock and Roll is not a crime! <<<<<<<<
<<<<<TOP SECRET<<<<< This message will self destruct in 5 seconds!!!
<<Run Time Error 485728403 ... SysOp Obviously Crazy<< ..
<<THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
<DING!< Thank you, thats it.
<From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
<From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
<ov++h+n AC*hanks for hanging up, dear.
===__-o- (The no-win tagline) *--+/__ *--+/__ *--+/__
===__-o- ======== [Tagline being tractor beamed aboard]
==Hey, I'm Legal!!
==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
==POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CROSS==POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=
==it's 11:21 and all is SPOOKY==
==|///////////| (Tagline files) (##########(==
=ALL= mothers are working mothers.
=CLEARED= This tagline approved by U.S. Customs =CLEARED=
=Compassion=! Maybe that's what keeps us ahead of computers.- McCoy
=D =) => =} =| =< =( <sigh>...
=I-) Geordie LaForge.
=This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape. - DarkWing Duck
=X-I Dead punker.
=[ >=o] >Q=oP >*=o] ]= <-- Warner Sibs Family Portrait.
=^..^=... here kitty kitty...=^xx^=...
=|)- ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! <- Cat paying attention.
>
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? <- "Free Tribble"
? <- Tribble with a BIG mohawk that fell over
? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain then (R)e-start
? Fundamentalist? Love guns? The Republicans want YOU!
? How did YOU get on the other side of the SCREEN Orville?
? thgir siht si
? troffeeriuqertahtsenilgatetahuoytnod
? whatmark, buttonhook, hunchback -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
?? I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
??Are Cheerios really donut seeds??
?How light does it change many dyslexics to take a bulb
?ksa ouy od yhW !enif m'I
?ksa uoy od yhW !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
?ksa uoy od yhw ,thgir lla sgnihtyreve evitisop m'I
?my computer What's with wrong
?o? <o< Quit bugging me. ?O? /\O/\
?o? o Quit bugging me. ?O? /\O/\
?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is
?senilgat doog yna wonk enoynA
?siht gnidaer uoy era yhW
?tagline?
?tahw won ksid drah ym derorrim ev'I
?thgir siht si
@ Have time to waste??? Get Windows 3.0 @
@ <- Dreaded tribble viper.
@ <- This is your brain. _ <- This is your brain after Godzilla!
@ cyclone, snail -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
@ marks the spot...
@ variables supported in taglines and the quote enhancer.
@"Maybe use it as un-charming dinner conversation some night?" - Aramis
@# oh for *#&!$ sake! *$!#*#!!! TAG THIS!
@#$%*! I've struck oil, Tom said, crudely.
@#$%*! I've struck oil, Tom said, crudely.
@#$%*! I've struck oil, said Tom crudely.
@#$%, no! Those TV reruns in MY head bother ME!
@#$& Rats! My finger must have slipped
@#$@#$! NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers...
@#%$ NO CARRIER ... Now where do we land???
@#%$ NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers.
@#%$ NO CARRIER. . . but I've got 2 destroyers and a frigate. . .
@#%@$D@DE!$ Hey! Get The Cat Off The Keyboard
@#%^$ NO CARRIER. But I've got 2 destroyers & a frigate!
@$#%!^&&*@$#%!&*(+_|@$#%!! Temper, temper, @AN@!
@$#%!^&&*@$#%!&*(+_|@$#%!! Temper, temper, Gary!
@&*%#$@ - Line noise provided by Yelcot Phone Company!
@)-->-HIS-->-----
@*@ <- The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot
@*@ - The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot
@->--- : Official flower of the Tagline echo.
@0B@24 beers on the table. 24 hours a day. Hmmmm...@07@
@1992 Walt Mateja, Ph.D./Wilmington Dela..Where..?
@:- === Look! It's Elvis!
@:-> <<<=== Look! It's Elvis!
@:-< <<<=== Look! It's Elvis!
@:-) User is wearing a turban
@:I turban
@= for messages dealing with nuclear war.
@= User is pro-nuclear war
@@ (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone? @@
@@ Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot.@@
@@@ We are the world @@@
@@@@ I never met a nymphomaniac...if I had, I wouldn't be here now! @@@@
@@@@@ Bad Advertising: Nancy Kerrigan Camp for Good Sportsmanship. @@@@@
@@@@@@@ You're never fully dressed without a smile!
@@@@@@@@@ AOL RULZ!!! HEREZ THE $300 FOR MY MONTHLY ACCEZZ!!! @@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@ H@PPY D@YS ARE HERE @@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@ AFTEr goD crEated wOMan, beer WAS THe bug Fix@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Jym's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP! @@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@EZReader Tagline@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@hhh, mabye not. - Yakko
@@Don't Stop Here; There's More To Come From The *Taglines Addict*@@
@Decaffeinated coffee? But...why?
@F Was A warrior Man, And A warrior man was he -SETH
@F is a page short of a book.
@F said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
@F told me to put a tagline here.
@F tries to read my mind and sees taglines.
@F was one who thought they were a tagline...
@F was stolen and replaced with a clone.
@F's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
@F's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
@F's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour.
@F's three dot's short of a tagline!
@F, You are fast becoming my favorite sick person.
@F, when are you going to ask me for Taglines? I have thousands!
@F, you are quickly becoming my favorite sick puppy.
@F, you are under arrest for tagline theft!
@F: The lost Warner Brother.
@FIRSTNAME@ Was A warrior Man, And A warrior man was he -SETH
@FN Connor? (BLAM BLAM BLAM!) Have a nice day.
@FN Connor? You are scheduled for termination. (BLAM!)
@FN@ - result of a first cousin marriage.
@FN@ @LN@ is to Fidonet, what The Canadiens are to hockey.
@FN@ @LN@ is to Fidonet, what The Whalers are to hockey.
@FN@ Hoek, Ren's twin psychotic sibling.
@FN@ ON BOARD: Five more points!
@FN@ Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.
@FN@ Snerdley: Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.
@FN@ always laughs last, cuz he doesn't get the joke.
@FN@ and I are really inseparable. It take 10 people to pull us apart.
@FN@ are you naked?
@FN@ be nimble, @FN@ be quick, I jumped on @FN@'s Joystick.
@FN@ can read government instructions! I'm worried about him.
@FN@ can resist everything, except me!
@FN@ can win, unless there is a second entry.
@FN@ can't be stupid, he completed third grade!
@FN@ doesn't do ice skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
@FN@ doesn't do skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
@FN@ doesn't jog, it makes his beer all foamy.
@FN@ doesn't like that idea....
@FN@ eats too much - it keeps him alive.
@FN@ enjoys the chase, but doesn't eat the game.
@FN@ got stabbed in a shootout.
@FN@ had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
@FN@ has no Elvis in him.
@FN@ is here. The Force is with him.
@FN@ is irrelevant, @LN@ is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
@FN@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
@FN@ is not an idiot, but plays one on Fidonet!
@FN@ lives for hardware.
@FN@ lost his mind...and *I* have the tape back-up! MUhahahaha
@FN@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
@FN@ must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
@FN@ never says anything provocative.
@FN@ remembers everything, even if it didn't happen.
@FN@ said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
@FN@ seized the moment but found no place to put it.
@FN@ should kill himself to solve the REAL problem with this country.
@FN@ stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished.
@FN@ the 'alf-a-bee.
@FN@ thinks 'Ren and Stimpy' is highbrow entertainment!
@FN@ told me to put a tagline here.
@FN@ was never on TV, but he was on radar 10 times.
@FN@ would rather be playing hockey.
@FN@ would rather be watching hockey.
@FN@! You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
@FN@! Did you, or did you NOT order the Code Red?!?
@FN@! Have you been smoking that stuff again?
@FN@'s Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
@FN@'s Mating Call: "Oh, I'm so drunk!" <giggle<
@FN@'s NOT addicted. He just uses the modem ALL the time.
@FN@'s World! @FN@'s World! Party Time! Excellent!
@FN@'s World. Party time, excellent!
@FN@'s a lumberjack and he's okay...
@FN@'s a nugget short of a cob.
@FN@'s cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
@FN@'s got his hands full.
@FN@'s has OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do that.
@FN@'s hugs warm my soul and place a smile in my heart.
@FN@'s jeans were so tight, I got turned on!
@FN@'s just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
@FN@'s just tagging along for the pun of it.
@FN@'s life may be strange, but at least it's not boring.
@FN@'s marriage is based on him believing he won the arguments.
@FN@'s mind isn't always in the gutter, sometimes it comes out to feed.
@FN@'s my everything. Talk about deprivation.
@FN@'s nobody's fool. He's a freelancer.
@FN@'s not a liar. He just arranges the truth in his favor.
@FN@'s not young enough to know everything.
@FN@'s silence is wonderful to listen to.
@FN@'s the brains sweetheart!
@FN@'s the person our parents warned us about.
@FN@, I demand a complete and total absence of solid facts!
@FN@, I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
@FN@, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
@FN@, I'm going to <CLAP< pump you up!
@FN@, If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one. Really.
@FN@, always yield to temptation, it may never return.
@FN@, are you for real, or some strange and twisted dream?
@FN@, don't be elliptical unless you're an orbit.
@FN@, huh? Then how do you explain the big bushy tail?
@FN@, if you weren't out in the street I never would've hit you.
@FN@, isn't it about time you had a near-life experience?
@FN@, let me know if you didn't receive this message!
@FN@, one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
@FN@, present wrist for one slap, please!
@FN@, rebel without a clue.
@FN@, sometimes you really amaze me.
@FN@, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you!
@FN@, stop trying to confuse me to death.
@FN@, take care of this!
@FN@, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans!
@FN@, that was GREAT! Now go get me cold beer and a cigarette.
@FN@, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
@FN@, was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
@FN@, we're gonna have company!
@FN@, what's on my plate in case I have to describe it to the doctor?
@FN@, why does Heidi Fleiss have you 9 times in her book?
@FN@, you are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor!
@FN@, you are under arrest for tagline theft!
@FN@, you have been selected for a secret mission...
@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
@FN@, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night.
@FN@, you're not yourself today. I thought I noticed an improvement!
@FN@, you're the friendliest person in your zip code.
@FN@, your attempts at intimidation are a joke.
@FN@....Jedi Knight!
@FN@: A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
@FN@? @N@ where are you?!
@FN@zilla, scourge of the nets, is on the loose again!
@Fn@, if you weren't on the sidewalk I never would've hit you.
@LN@ smashes his stick in frustration.
@LN@ turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.
@LN@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
@LN@-Captain... I had hoped for the chance to take your head!
@N?! What a strange name! ;-)
@N@ - Galactic Hitch Hiker.
@N@ - Member ST:TOS Redshirt Veterans Association.
@N@ - Member of the Away Team Veterans Association.
@N@ - Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
@N@ - ST:TOS redshirt.
@N@ - T.A.R.D.I.S. Repair Technician.
@N@ - The LEAST dangerous man in America!
@N@ - another "tolerant" liberal intolerant of Limbaugh.
@N@ - clueless when it comes to Limbaugh.
@N@ -- moderator of the KLINGON_COOKING echo.
@N@ attacks with his battle axe.
@N@ did it her way.
@N@ did it his way.
@N@ has a mind like a steel sieve.
@N@ has no Elvis in him at all.
@N@ is a Marxist with Groucho tendencies.
@N@ is actually a *huge* Rush Limbaugh fan.
@N@ is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan.
@N@ is actually an *avid* Rush Limbaugh fan.
@N@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 6th of 10.
@N@ knows *things* about *stuff*!
@N@ lines up his shot... Hey! What's with the pink bunny!
@N@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
@N@ probably hasn't listened to Rush's shows.
@N@ reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
@N@ secretly wishes he were dominated by Hillary Clinton.
@N@ secretly wishes he were married to Hillary Clinton.
@N@ should shut up, don't you think?
@N@ survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
@N@ was stolen and replaced with a clone.
@N@'s been infected with E.I.B.!
@N@'s the Lawn Ranger.
@N@'s typing is improving. He can now make 20 mistakes a minute.
@N@, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
@N@, The Mad Quoter!
@N@, be proud of your Tierra del Fuegan heritage!
@N@, rebel without a clue.
@N@, you have been selected for a secret mission.
@N@, you have been selected to clean the latrine.
@N@: An *electric* person bringing *joy* to America's Heartland!
@N@: An example of why some animals eat their young.
@N@: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
@N@: @DM@ Twit of the Month. Congratulations!
@N@: Twit of the Year 19@DY@. Congratulations!
@NF@ wrote "TRIBBLE TAGS!" by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board.
@OTO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine.
@PATH: 3819/128 157 170/400 280/1 396/1 3615/50 260/480
@SUBJECT:Sundae Correction II & DATAtags N
@SUBJECT@: Can be very boring!
@TN@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
@TO - Condom poster child for 1994.
@TO - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
@TO - Poster child for birth control.
@TO at Pooh Corner: Looking for honey Taglines.
@TO is a few cats short of a litter.
@TO is a few cigarettes short of a pack...
@TO seems a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
@TO shot himself today, suicide note mentions lack of brains.
@TO wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
@TO's as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar.
@TO's been short on oxygen one time too many.
@TO's two tacos short of a combination plate.
@TO, You are fast becoming my favorite slick person.
@TO@ - Barney's biggest fan.
@TO@ - Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
@TO@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TO@ - a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TO@ is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality.
@TO@ seen pushing clone off Bell Tower; Busted 4 Obscene Clone Fall!
@TO@'s a closet homosapien!
@TO@'s parents threw out the baby and kept the bath water.
@TOFIRST@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TOFIRST@ must have hidden the Cthulhu escape plans in the escape pod.
@TOFIRST@ said..Well I think I'll make like a baby and head out.
@TOFIRST@'s The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TOFIRST@'s a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TOFIRST@'s parents threw out the baby and kept the bath water.
@TOFIRST@'s post: [ ] Humorous [ ] Insightful [ ] Just plain stupid
@TOFIRST@, is the coast clear? My boyfriend is getting suspicious.
@TOFIRST@, is the coast clear? My girlfriend is getting suspicious.
@TOFIRST@, stop that! My boyfriend's getting suspicious!
@TOFIRST@, stop that! My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
@TOLLAST@ was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
@TONLAST@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
@X0C+<<<<<@X0F#=====@X01#### @XF1#AF#@X01 ####@X0F=====#@X0C>>>>>+
@XF4Betcha never saw a Blue Wave Tagline Do This!!
@[ Hey they get mad at me for everything I write- Eddy Gosset ]@
@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/*_/*_/*_/*_/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey teams
@^*&%*&(*$%*&*&*(&$%(*#*&$()(@ cat - Darkwood
@fn@ was one who thought they were a tagline...
@fn@, you are fast becoming my favorite sick person.
@}-'--,--- = A Rose especially for Mom
@}-'--,--- = A Rose especially for you...
@}--,-`-- Would a rose by any other name not be as cliched?
@}-}-- A touch of class --{-{@
[ ] <-- Romulan tagline, cloaked
[ ] <--- Please put complaints in this box.
[ THIS TAGLINE WAS SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION ]
[ ] You are NOT here. If you were, there would be an X in the box.
[ . ] =Gallagher on his sofa
[ This sig for rent. ]
[ ...Continued From Following Message ]
[ BREAKFAST.COM Halted! Cereal port not responding. ]
[ Jumping headfirst into the pool of conversation ]
[ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
[ Out of taglines, Please order more ]
[ This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs]
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[ This space for rent - contact your sysop ]
[ This space for rent ]
[ U turn ] U turn back -Computer Jargon v2.9.12
[ ] Check here if tax deductible.
[ ] Humorous [ ] Insightful [X] Just Plain Stupid
[ ]<< - - - this box opens into another universe...
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user
[ conFUCiuS say: he wHo SiTTeth On An upTURNeD tACk shaLL surElY Rise. ]
[ dated drug humor tagline deleted ]
[ deleted to save electrons ]
[ missing .signature ; help me find it !! ]
[ x ] [ ] [ o ] Your move, Joshua !
[#'M ST#P#D] - I'd like to buy a vowel Pat, an "O""
[#'M #XTR#M#LY ST#P#D] - "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat... an 'O'?"
[#'M ST#P#D] - "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, an 'O'"
[( Have you thanked your Sysop today?)]
[((((( o= o= <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
[(@)] <- Use unleaded taglines only.
[* <--Tribble with a walkman
[*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
[,] [,] [ ] DO [B] DO [ ] [ ] - Lotus macro
[-*-] <-- Tribble on Klingon firing range
[----========<<<< THIS TAGLINE SPACE FOR RENT! >>>>========----]
[... tagline deleted for brevity ...]
[... text deleted for brevity ...]
[.][.] -- "Tits", a work by Picasso.
[.siggie soon to be revamped.... construction up ahead---slow down :-) ]
[0 I hate these [0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING[0m Taglines
[0.....1.....2.../.3] very fast '"S" Car Go' speedometer .....@_v
[0000.103] '"S" Car Go' odometer [0.00002] trip mileage .....@_v
[0mThe [30minvisible [37mtagline.
[:-) <---- flat top smiley
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
[:] User is a robot
[:|] from a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
[A bad day on the modem beats a good day on the job.
[ATTITUDE] If it is to be, it is up to me.
[A]bort [R]etry [C]all Yoda
[A]bort, [R]etry, [C]all Obi-Wan
[A]bort, [R]etry, [C]all Yoda
[A]bort, [R]etry, [I]gnore, [S]mack the friggen thing!?
[A]bort, [R]etry, [U]se the Force
[All of tonight's TagLines were written before a live studio audience]
[Always remove hands from keyboard before typing WIN.COM
[Aries, Gemini Rising & Aquarius moon -- pulled three ways, no waiting]
[BRAILLE] . . PROMOTE LITERACY FOR THE BLIND
[Backspace] 2 [enter] cyberspace
[Before Men's Hair Club]--> (:) [After]--> @:)
[Born in year of the Dragon, beware!]
[CLANG!] "Tower to Flight 376. You've got a ringer!"
[COMMENT]
[COMMENT] Adopted sayings from the Trib
[COMMENT] Room for more adoptees! :-)
[COMMENT] Taglines from the "Finieous Fingers" comic strip
[COMMENT] Substitute your own netmail address in the next one
[COMMENT] Technically-oriented taglines.
[COMMENT] begin Star Wars RPG
[COMMENT] begin Star Wars misc
[COMMENT]Adopted after February 19, 1996.
[COMMENT]Beavis & Butt-Head (267)
[COMMENT]Steven Brust taglines, from "A Rose for Iconoclastes" album
[COMMITMENT] To be a winner, all you need to give is all you have.
[COURAGE] To stay the course...sometimes you have to make waves.
[C]aught [L]ying [I]n [N]ine [T]imes [O]uta [N]ine
[Clove captioned for the ham impaired....]
[Columbus's] ships were the Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Fe.
[Cut] me, [Paste] me, [Print] me.
[DISCLAIMER: my fingers are epileptic]
[DISCLAIMER: my fingers are epiletic]
[Dip-DAT-DOS] & [RAM DAT CD]
[FLASH] Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery!
[FOOLPROOF?? gimme USER-proof & I'll buy it!!!
[Find & Replace] User.
[I believe it because it is ridiculous.]
[If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses]
[Ins]...strike this key to obtain computer insurance.
[Insert generic tagline here]
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. Dan Quayle
[K] [p] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [p] [Q] Do you want black or white, HAL ?
[Line noise is really the sysop's unattended cat&keyboard
[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable. -- Edwin Meese III
[Nuclear war] may not be desirable. -- Edwin Meese III
[NumLock]...Carpal Tunnel Syndrome of the brain.
[OPPORTUNITY] Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
[OPPORTUNITY] You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.
[OPPORTUNITY] You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
[OS/2-WARP!]
[OVERFLOW ERROR(n): computer vomit
[Opensesame]... is not a valid password...Please try again...
[PAN TO THREE FROGS IN A SWAMP: "bud . . . weis . . . er . . ."]
[PMS] [P]lease [M]ove [S]ir *Wham!* Not fast enough!
[P]olitical power grows out of the barrel of a gun. - Mao Tse Tung
[Page Up] for (Y)es...[Page Down] for (N)o.
[Q]: Picard, consorting with lower rank females?
[Reset]...a computer's belly-button.
[Riker]:"If you need me, I'll be in holodeck four."
[S1] [C3] [R1] [A1] [B3] [B3] [L1] [E1]...Score = 14.
[SF]: Its primary postulate is that the world does change.
[SIGH] Another party, same bunch of stiffs...
[SUCCESS] We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
[Save] Bit Map File Y/N ?...Save it ? I can't even fold it !
[Save] no evil. [Copy] no evil. [Print] no evil.
[Screen Dump]...Icons in the toilet.
[Scroll Lock]...being asleep with your eyes open.
[Shift] key happens !
[Sneak] [Stop] [Sneak] [Snatch] Gotcha! Another Tagline!
[TB or not TB, that is the infection.
[Text Deleted] D&%^%@! Censors!
[The Following Taglines -Closed--Captioned- For The Thinking Impaired]
[The tagline over there is TRUE->].[<-The tagline over there is FALSE]
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[This Tagline Censored by The Citizens For Decency]
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[This space reserved for catchy new DS9 taglines.]
[Tribble Tags deleted for safety They multiply too rapidly.]
[Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton
[VISION] Nothing happens unless first a dream.
[Warning on knife]: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.
[Wes]:Is that a threat? [Hjrad]:Yes, that is exactly what it is.
[What happens when flush when showering on Enterprise?
[Wynn]...to him who himself has power and blessedness...
[X-rated tag line, press Ctrl-Alt-Del to view]
[[ (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone? ]]
[[ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! ]]
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[[221100 In C I N E M A S C O P E with wsOMR 001122[[
[[221100((( ( Tagline in Stereo ) )))001122[[
[[Temporary tagline STRIKE! Negotiations continue.]]
[[[ Airline Virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. ]]]
[[[ BARNEY IS THE ANTI-ROGERS ]]]
[[[[ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! ]]]]
[[[[ It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ]]]]
[[[[[[ . <-- really small ASCII graphic of Yakko Warner ]]]]]]
[[[[[[ It must be Friday. I never could get the hang of Fridays. ]]]]]]
[[[[[[[ .me` yrT rovalf QBB ni emoc won spihC MOR :NOITNETTA ]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[ Early to rise is for the birds. I'll sleep late, thanks. ]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[ !rorrim weiv-raer ruoy ni nees ,egami rorrim a si sihT ]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[ . <-- really small ASCII graphic of Yakko Warner ]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[ cLiChe UpdatE: i can reAd him LIkE aN OPen fILE. ]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[ i'Ll hAve ThE turtLE SOUp....aNd maKe it SNapPy! ]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman! ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[\] I think, therefore I dive. [\]
[\] At 200' No One Can Hear You Scream...[\]
[\] Coral reefs hate standing ovations. [\]
[\] Decompression rules are not to be bent! [\]
[\] Life is too short to dive too long or too deep. [\]
[\] Long time no sea! I'm going into nitrogen withdrawal... [\]
[\] Of course, I'd rather be diving! [\]
[\] Remember when sex was safe and diving was dangerous? [\]
[\] SCUBA: I just can't purge the urge to submerge! [\]
[\] To err is human, to dive is divine! [\]
[\] Work is for those who don't know how to SCUBA dive. [\]
[\] one fish, [\] two fish, [\] red fish, [\] blue fish [\]
[\]To err is human, to dive is divine![\]
[\]Work is for those who don't know how to SCUBA dive.[\]
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[] <---- Politically Correct statement.
[] <--Please put complaints in this box.
[] - Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
[] - Hugs and
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[] my job. [] my boss. I'm self employed!
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[]-Yes []-No []-Undecided []-Don't Care []-Huh?
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[__] Free Country. [__] Drug-Free Country. Check one.
[abbra cadabbra]...Command not understoood...Please try again...
[check one] Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [X]
[continued from last message] sex [continued in next message]
[dignified silence]
[draft mode] > 4F...else...1A.
[even a sharp sword can't cut the wet off water
[f^n(a)]*[(x-a)^n]/n! : Taylor made to suit your needs.
[looking around nervously] ...er, guess it's time to leave...
[oo] Horse with blinders [**] tribble horse
[oo] Horse with blinders [xx] beating a dead horse
[oo] Horse with blinders, [xx] beating a dead horse.
[oo] Mr. Ed with blinders, [#o] Borg Ed after assimilation.
[out of Taglines, please order more]
[sigh] Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be ...
[tap..tap].. is this thing ON??
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[tick tick] Go ahead. [tick tick] Steal me. [tick tick]
[under my breath] stupid git.
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\ slosh, backslat -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
\* Warning! Incomprehensible source follows! */
\*/ <- Airman Tribble
\/\/ILLIA/\/\
\/r S /\g i D iS?
\Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh/
\\ // ....~\O=-o_
\\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
\\\\\*///// <- Technical Sergeant Tribble (AF)
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE////////////////////////
\\|// \\|// \\|// Time to mow the tagline \\|// \\|//
\__\/\ \ 'Nuff Said
\_____/\_____/\/\/\___________TEAR HERE_____/\/\_________/\/\/\/\____
\c1-=<<\c2RASTA\c3>>=-
\c1@\c6}-'--,---\c4 = A Rose especially for Maggie
\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <------ Tagline Debris
\v1@}-'--,---\c4 = A Rose especially for Maggie
\|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ Looks like it's time to mow the lawn
\|/...\|/...\|/...\|/... oops, time to mow the tag line!!!
\|/[ALT227] @(o|o)@[ALT227]---w---U===w---
] o [ <-- Pong * Super Pong --> ] o [
] o [ <-- Pong Game
] o [ <-- level 1 of Pong * Level 10 of Pong -> ] o [
]-[. ]-[. ]-[. - Hubert H. Humphrey monogram.
^ Friction is gravity in drag ^
^ Stealth Message ^
^ This side up v
^ fang -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
^%#$^%;kjh;lkjd^$## Hey! No cats on the keyboard!
^%*%&% NO CARRIER ... But I've got two Destroyers and a Frigate.
^*^ <- Vulcan tribble
^*^ <- Viking Tribble
^33]^3^333]]^ Generic Tagline
^5^5^5^5^5 : High fives.
^^^^^^(your're supposed to read up there)^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^(you're supposed to read up there)^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <-- Indian condominium complex
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <-- Indian condominium complex.
_ <- Tribble Meets Godzilla
_ - Tribble Meets Godzilla
_ _ _ <-- tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
_ <--Tribble on drugs.
_ Depression is merely anger without too much enthusiasm
_ Mary to the three kings: "It's a girl!"
_ _ _ <-- Tribbles after fight with Godzilla
_ _ _ - Tribbles, after fighting with Godzilla
_ _ _ / / / / | | | | | | | | | | What Domino Effect?
_ _ _ /////|||||| <--- Domino effect at work
_ _ _ <- Tribbles, after fighting with Godzilla
_ _ _ /////|||||| --- Domino effect at work
_ _ _ _ _ / / / / | | | | | | | | | | What Domino Effect?
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||| <- Domino effect at work
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
_ flatworm -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
_'---,---{@ <-- A rose for YOU, Bob.
_'M ST_P_D Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O', please.
_'M ST_P_D "Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. An 'E'."
_'M ST_P_D -- "Hmmm. Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O' please"
_'M _XTR_M_LY ST_P_D. "I'd like to buy an 'O', Pat."
_'d l_k_ t_ b_y _ v_w_l, P_t
_'m st_p_d "OK, Pat, I'll try the letter "O"
_*You know you're popular when you get a message from "All"*_
_/_/_/ _/ _/ For those who are wondering why,
_AARDVARK_ :just when you thought it was safe to post again....
_Blue Wave's is the longest! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Taglines!
_CHEKOV: What's emergency plan "B" ?_
_F_reaking _O_ld _R_ebuilt _D_odge
_How_To_Serve_Man_ ... a recipe book from the Twilight Zone.
_I am NOT a Borg_, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
_I_ didn't do it, the _computer_ did it!
_LamBORGini_: The car that really assimilates the road!
_My_ software never has bugs. It just develops random features...
_NEVER_ ask a Salem Witch "How's it hangin'?"
_Naturally_ I know how to copy disks! Where's the Xerox machine?
_Real_ Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
_The Aardvark Who Walks Thru Walls_ RAH
_The Aardvark, the Witch, and the Wardrobe_ A Chronicle of Narnia...
_This_ oughta' make life a bit more interesting, don't you think?
__ <-- Worf's pet tribble after it ate his ghak.
__ = Worf tribble after not using the litter box
__ <-- Worf's tribble after not using the litter box.
__ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
__ Free Country. __ Drug-Free Country. Check one.
__-+- (the no-win tagline) *--\___ *--\___ *--\___
__FOR___SYSOP___USE___ONLY_**_Do___not___write___below___this___line__
__Free Country __Drug Free Country Choose One.
__Wizards Guild, parking ONLY. All others will be toad.
___ <--Tribble after meeting a Klingon boot.
___ TagDude 0.87 [Unregistered] with 2785 taglines.
___+++_o.o_+++__ I see, I have your attention...
___----- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? --------
___------- C:\CMC\EMPEROR\TELIX\BLUE\TAGLINES.TAG
___-------- <Police Tagline - Do not cross> -------------
___------------------* <-- Bungee jumping Tribble
___-------This Tagline is blank to save space-----------
___--U+XXXXXXXXXXXXXX|+----X Tagline Injection!
___-Police Tagline----DO NOT CROSS----Police Tagline-----
___. ._.. __. ._ _ __ ._. _.__ _._. .__ _ ._ __.(Morse Code Tagline)
___. ._.. __. ._ _ __ ._. _.__ _._. .__ _ ._ __.(Morse Code recipe)
___=== Never stand near a sneezing dragon ===---
____ _____-He had a forward spring-and an early fall.
____ _____-He thinks it's a halo, but it's only a swelled head.
____ _____-If his halo falls one more inch, it will be a noose.
____ _____-It's a wonder how such a big head holds such a little mind
____'s engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulations.
____, it worked! I knew you could do it!
____/|||||||||||||||||||||| <- Computer Dominoes
_____ //////|||||| - the domino effect working
_____Do not write below this line_____
_______ <- Scratch Here For Your Instant Recipe Prize!
_______+++_o.o_+++________" I see you....."
________//\oo/\\__________ What? No taglines?
_________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.
_________///////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
__________/oo\__________ What? No Taglines? TOO BAD!
__________/oo\__________ What? No taglines? TO BAD!!
____________/oo\___________ What, No Taglines!?!?!
________________>-<o Bungee Jumping Tagline
___________________>-<O Tagline Bungee jumping.
____________________<-<o <-Tagline Bungee Jumping!
____________________, said Tom blankly.
____________________-o -Tagline Bungee Jumping!
_____________________/||||||||||||| Dominoes at Work!
________________________+ Doug +
_________________________+_A_g_L_i_N_E_______________________________
____________________________ My mind drew a blank.
____________________________________ (Do-it-yourself tagline kit)
___________________________g_L__________________________________
__________oOOo__=^..^=__oOOo__________ Pixel was here!!! <Mrower!>
_________._________
_____net---keep out of the reach of children!
_____oOOo_=^..^=_oOOo_____ -- The cats ARE watching...
______ Mr. Bill, screaming...
_f u c_n r__d th_s u c__ld g_t a j_b _n c_mp_t_r pr_gr_mm_ng!
`* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
`* <-- Tribble o <-- Tribble.ZIP . <-- Tribble.ARJ
`*' <--Vulcan Tribble =* <--Andorian Tribble <<* <--Klingon Tribble
`1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~
`1@@!##Yakuza in `%^^&$RED!!!
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
`Accept the Prince of Peace or I'll kill you!'excuse me?
`Almost' only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
`An eye for an eye' leaves the whole world blind.
`Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
`Dragon trainer'? They're kidding us, right? -- Tom Servo
`E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
`E's kicked the bucket, `e's shuffled off this mortal coil.
`E's not pinin'! `E's passed on!
`Ello, I wish to register a complaint!
`Ello, I would like to buy a fish license for my pet `alibut.
`Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!
`Ere we areCockroach Cluster!
`Ere! `E says `e's not dead!
`Ere, I'm afraid I don't follow you, Squadron Leader.
`Ever fly one of these before?' `Nope.' `Me neither!'
`Ever fly one of these before?' `Nope.' `Me neither!'
`Ferry cross the Mersey, 'coz this lands the place I love.
`God told me' is no excuse for stupidity. -- Steve Quarrella
`He's dead, Jim.' That's gonna be on my tombstone. -- De Kelley
`Horny' isn't romantic!" -- Sam Beckett
`I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil!" - DarkWing Duck
`I don't want to die'Look, I got problems too! --Crow.
`I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something.' - Q
`I'm a hologram, kids,/please don't try this at home!'" -Bob Violence
`I'm not dead.' Is there anything you can do? *Thump* `Umph' Thanks.
`In Star Trek no one dies forever.' -Gene Rodenberry
`Is metabolic processes are now `istory!
`Kevin?!....You allright man?....Kevin?
`LORD' Let Oral Roberts Die!
`NO GUTS NO GLORY' `NO FEAR'
`Nothing has been decided yet, don't let's jump to confusions'- Sir Joh
`OV-V `OV-V `OV-V `OV-V <- dead ants!
`Pederasto', the game for all the family.
`Reality' should always be used in quotes - R. Buckminster Fuller
`Somthing amusing?' -Odo `Just that you're so cute.' -Kira
`The Big Casualness'... Fear it!! - Opus
`The Honest Opinion'... It has destroyed better men than I. - Opus
`They work so well together.' Too bad they must die. --Crow.
`This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
`Tis a pleasure doing business with you, Bob!
`Tis an Ill wind that blows no minds
`Tis true! `Tis true! Payback is hell..
`Tis true; `tis true! When it rains, it pours!
`Twas my head hitting the keyboard, at a quarter to four.
`Under The Bleachers' by Seymore Butts - Tom Servo
`Who Wants To Live Forever'
`Why do the so Called "Power User" need a GUI?'
`Why do you hang around with that sadist?' `Beats me!'
`Why don't you tell uncle Quark all about it?' - Quark
`Win-DOZE: Solution to a problem that didn't exist.
`Yes, but what does it all mean?' - Picard
`You hit me, Picard never hit me.' - Q
`You left spacedock without a tractorbeam?!' - Kirk
`\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <--Tagline debris
``I reached Step One -- She knew I existed.'
``Mario is slowing on the backstretch'' -- Tom Carnegie
`if you drink and invoke, you're a bloody idiot.' - arifel
`imagine there's no moderators...' - john lennon
`twit *.*' typed the Moderator, smiling
`we have in our midst a complete smegpot!' --Dave Lister.
{ } <--- Romulan tagline (cloaked)
{ ///////||||||||||||||| Oh No! Tagline dominos! Run! }
{ * <- Tribble % <- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence. }
{ *PHBBTT!* Supreme Court. What have THEY done for us, lately? - Bart }
{ 136,000 battered women in the U.S. - and I've been eating them raw. }
{ 1975: Verrrry interrrreshting, but shtupid!- Arte Johnson (Laugh-In) }
{ A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce. }
{ A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. }
{ Actual newspaper headline: TEENAGE PROSTITUTES SPREADING NATIONWIDE }
{ All right, hold it ... where's the mutant repellant? - Bloom County }
{ As a child, I had a quicksand box...I was an only child, eventually. }
{ Bother! said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia. }
{ Bother! said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot. }
{ C'thulhu Is Real Unless Declared Integer }
{ CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy equivalent. }
{ Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Victims' last words were Nuttin' Honey. }
{ Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. }
{ Creative marketing: 15 doughnut shops next to 4 weight loss clinics. }
{ Crossposted from alt.tanya.tag.tag.tag to alt.tonya.club.club.club. }
{ D&D Question - How many hit points does being sat on by a dragon do? }
{ Did someone leave the water running? - Captain E.J. Smith, Titanic. }
{ Doctor, why do you have to remove my womb? asked Mary hysterically. }
{ Douglas say: Man who send taglines should expect them to be swiped! }
{ Few executive women volunteer to financially support a househusband! }
{ How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them. }
{ I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. }
{ I used to command a battalion of German ants, said Tom exuberantly. }
{ I'm still out here collecting Taglines, day and night. <Gary Caplan> }
{ MOM'S HINT #031: Going to college doesn't mean they won't come back. }
{ No, I *did not* say I'm out of memory. I said I'm out of my *MIND*! }
{ Noah was able to float alone while everyone else was in liquidation. }
{ Nothing sexist or suggestive about these? *Where* did I go *WRONG?* }
{ Rule 62 A Rule To Live By }
{ S*W*I*P*E*D, Assimilated, The Copies are being sent out! ROTFLMAO!!! }
{ There are some parts on your body you can't replace! - John Bobbitt }
{ This is Gary Caplan of FIDO & RIME. He's the *Tagline Addict*, Jim! }
{ We're not making this up just so we can take over the world! - Brain }
{ Whatever their faults, the Communists never created canned laughter. }
{ You're mistaken! I didn't drive myself crazy; god made me this way!! }
{ cOgitO, Ergo, oInK: I tHink, tHErefore i hAm. -- shaTneR }
{ day++; dollar++; }
{ leftit } rytit -Computer Jargon v2.9.12
{$DI+} (* Divine Intervention On *)
{* * * * * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * * * * * *}
{--+ooooooooooooooThis Tagline is anchored to the messageooooooooo+--}
{0 0 0 This tagline 0 0 0 was nailed down 0 0 0 to prevent theft. 0 0 0}
{:-) User wears a toupee
{:-) one hair standing with smile (Alfalfa)
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-) 0=(::] <-Happy person with homebrew!
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{A}bort, {R}etry, {Fail}, {I}nfluence with large hammer
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
{FRIAR'S FUNNY FARM} on the Ms. Gulf Coast !
{Fireball}.... Ooops! Why didn't you tell me it was for a cigarette???
{GRUMBLE!} Could get a LOT from Fozzy and the Hecklers as you said!
{IF}{STATE}&confused~{QUIT}
{Insert tagline here}
{Paste here}
{Paste tagline here}
{This is a truly awesome 12 line .sig. But I zipped it to save space}
{This tagline is anchored to the message}
{This tagline may contain an encrypted satanic message}
{[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ <LOL!> Ain't Modeming GREAT???? 8-) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]}
{default tagline... I didn't feel like calling a tagline file...}
{sum += $2} END {print sum}, said Tom awkwardly.
{tick}{tick} Go ahead.{tick}{tick} Steal me.{tick}{tick}
{{ I'm a cat, hear me roar, I am to big to be ignored. - Garfield }}
{{ %$#@*! said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane. }}
{{ (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone? }}
{{ 3 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers pizza; one prefers women. }}
{{ A government subsidy is getting just some of your own money back. }}
{{ A kind word and a gun will accomplish more than a kind word alone. }}
{{ A man who can't make up his mind, probably has no mind to make up. }}
{{ Ahhh... MY orientation? Er,... well... Oh, *confused!* That's it! }}
{{ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. }}
{{ Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really understand the situation. }}
{{ Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. }}
{{ Bother! said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax. }}
{{ Error 8598: Insufficient space for Tagline. Abort, Retry, Ignore. }}
{{ I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like. }}
{{ Manic.com Corrupted! [A]bort,[R]etry,[L]oad-Depression.com instead }}
{{ Moses: I bring you these 15... oops... CRASH... 10 commandments... }}
{{ Not Gay, not Conservative, not "Politically Correct." Just ... ME! }}
{{ The opinions above belongs to me, only me, me, me, me, me, MEEEE ! }}
{{ There are no Anglo-Saxon food booths at foreign culture exhibits. }}
{{ We don't do god[s], tryant[s], hatred[s], or family value[s] here. }}
{{ Whatever ... Whatever ... Whatever *R*O*C*K*S* your boat!! >;-> }}
{{ Your age is showing if you remember the Flintstones in prime time. }}
{{>:-(*) <-Klingon eating a Tribble.
{{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble.
{{:-{*} Klingon eating Tribble
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{{{ <This Echo gets stranger and stranger.. Oh, that's me. Sorry...> }}}
{{{ * <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine }}}
{{{ * <- Tribble ** <- Tribbles having Safe Sex (Can't you tell??!!) }}}
{{{ *******The*above*is*provided*completely*without*warranty******* }}}
{{{ *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. }}}
{{{ *Read Tags*...*Dump Tags*...You don't *SAVE* Tags??? AARRGGHH!!! }}}
{{{ *o-*-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>-> Nope, Stolen & edited ! }}}
{{{ .GIF: Gee, It's Free - the easiest method for porn distribution. }}}
{{{ 5 out of 10 analysts say I'm insane. But that's NOT a majority! }}}
{{{ 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. }}}
{{{ A city is a large community where people are lonesome together! }}}
{{{ A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato. - KJ Radkey }}}
{{{ A gaping chest wound is nature's little way of saying slow down. }}}
{{{ ANONYMOUS: The most frequent poster of messages on some boards. }}}
{{{ CD-ROM: The most space-efficient place to keep your porno GIFs. }}}
{{{ Closed Caption Funding for this echo provided by DeltaComm Dev. }}}
{{{ Connecticut, it's not just a state anymore, it's a suburb. - NYC }}}
{{{ Created, Assimilated, and Edited by DIRE WOLF (aka GORD MCLEOD) }}}
{{{ DogByte says: 90% of the programming is for 10% of the problems. }}}
{{{ Don't worry about senility. When it hits you, you won't know it. }}}
{{{ I am the answer man! }}}
{{{ I'm shakin' so hard the water on my knee just splashed. Bob Hope }}}
{{{ My name is Gary, and I'm the *Tagline Addict* of FIDO and RIME. }}}
{{{ Spelunkers DO IT while wearing heavy rubber protective devices. }}}
{{{ There's feline flesh all over the road, Tom said categorically. }}}
{{{ When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge...you're in Arizona! }}}
{{{{ <<@This Completes This Transmittal By The *Tagline Addict*@>> }}}}
{{{{ <Darn!> Now *everybody* will know I have no magic powers! :-( }}}}
{{{{ (D)ivorce (P)roceedings (S)tarted - Modem named as respondent! }}}}
{{{{ * <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron }}}}
{{{{ * <- Tribble ********* <- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later }}}}
{{{{ .enilgat a otni gnittif htrow s'ti ,gniyas htrow s'ti fI }}}}
{{{{ 10-Q, 10-Q. My, whatta honor. Whatever will I do with it?? ;-) }}}}
{{{{ A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to DisneyLand. }}}}
{{{{ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! }}}}
{{{{ And the devil said to god, But where will *YOU* find a lawyer? }}}}
{{{{ But, Mom, I hate my little sister. Shutup and eat your meat. }}}}
{{{{ Come to Florida, bring money, and GET THE HELL OFF OUR BEACH! }}}}
{{{{ Doc, all I ever think of is sex. "Watch Limbaugh for awhile." }}}}
{{{{ Drive that armored vehicle over here, said Tom cantankerously. }}}}
{{{{ I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary, said Tom climactically. }}}}
{{{{ Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term oxymoron. }}}}
{{{{ Never begin a message with I KNOW this is off-topic... but... }}}}
{{{{ Taglinius Addictus ... That *Tagline Addict* of FIDO and RIME }}}}
{{{{ Where's my brain? HEY YOU!!! COME BACK WITH MY BRAIN !! }}}}
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{{{{((((((( California does have *faults* ... and *fun*, too!)))))))}}}}
{{{{/// "Et tu, Brutus?" ... "No, Julius, I ain't et *nothin'!*" \\\}}}}
{{{{{ /\/\uddy \/\/aters ahead...Wipe your feet before entering! }}}}}
{{{{{ <Sheesh!> ... And all I want is some o'the hair I've *lost!* }}}}}
{{{{{ * <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!! }}}}}
{{{{{ Flinky: Ink mark made when flipping thru a book with a pen. }}}}}
{{{{{ Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love. }}}}}
{{{{{ If you burped and expelled gas at the same time. Vapor lock? }}}}}
{{{{{ What to do about ignorance and apathy? Who knows? Who cares? }}}}}
{{{{{{ I love the women's movement - especially from behind! }}}}}}
{{{{{{ (A)bort, (A)ccept, (A)ctivate self destruct in 10 seconds. }}}}}}
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{{{{{{ *o-*-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>-> Nope, Stolen & edited ! }}}}}}
{{{{{{ //\\0o0//\\WARNING! Tagline is guarded by a killer spider! }}}}}}
{{{{{{ 10,000 ants dressed as rice & robbed a Chinese restaurant }}}}}}
{{{{{{ 2B or not 2B? - Hamlet as unsuccessful Pizza Delivery Boy. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ 3 certainties in life: (1)Death (2)Taxes (3)Gas in Church }}}}}}
{{{{{{ @@@@@@@ You're never fully dressed without a smile! }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Alcohol, Caffeine, Nicotine, Chocolate: The 4 Food Groups }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Art is wasted on people who have no souls. - Jack Butler }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Avoid popularity; it has many snares and no real benefits. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Crime must pay, or politicians wouldn't seek re-election. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ If I tol' ya once I tol' ya 1,000 times: Resist hyperbole }}}}}}
{{{{{{ If at first you never succeed, never try Russian roulette }}}}}}
{{{{{{ It must be Monday. I never could get the hang of Mondays.
{{{{{{ Last thing I remember was this leggy redhead with a whip. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Oh, I'm sorry, this is debate. You want abuse - next door. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ This reading lamp hasn't uttered a word since I bought it! }}}}}}
{{{{{{ URA Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Ultimate rejection: Your hand falls asleep while wanking. }}}}}}
{{{{{{ We're born with *sex*; everything else must be *LEARNED*. }}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be Taglines }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ *KA-BLAMM!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ *THANKS*! From Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict* }}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{ A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ A dictionary - Book with words for those who can't read. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ A too short mini-skirt leaves a definitive end in view. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Christmas is a-coming, and the geese are getting fat ... }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Cogito, ergo, oink: I think, therefore I ham. - shatner }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Curmudgeon in residence. <gripe!> <grumble!> <grumble!> }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Fatal Error: No More Coffee, Run Mr. Coffee To Continue. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Holy Smoke Batman! The Joker just burned down a church!! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ I can see more than you think with this thing. - Geordi }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Modeming is like sex, except for not wanting to get off. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ OBSCENE: That which gives a learned jurist an erection. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Senator James Exon: Trashman of First Amendment Rights! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ The Earth is 98% full. ... Please delete anyone you can. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ The future; it's coming, but there's medication for it. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Use JIM_EXON.SYS to end freedom of speech and Modeming! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ Where's my brain? HEY YOU!!! COME BACK WITH MY BRAIN !! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ You mean I'm supposed to know what the heck I'm saying? }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ You're so vain I bet you think this Tagline's about you. }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ a little gasoline and a match make Kitty go Whooooofff! }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{ |-; <-Me trying to read mail and sleep at the same time }}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ (you're supposed to read up there) }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ -=== Never stand near a sneezing dragon ===- }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ A friend is someone who knows me and likes me anyway. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ AUTOEXEC.BAT: A cross between Dracula and Lee Iacocca }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Avoid approaching horses or restaurants from the rear. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Bad knee, gotta run - Pat Buchanan to his draft board }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Bother! said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Victim was turning TRIX! }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ DOS Perot: You boot it, and it decides whether to run. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Do you think Archie Bunker is Rush Limbaugh's brother? }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Don't hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ I'm still waiting for the Psychic Network to call ME. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Today's Politically Correct = yesterday's McCarthyism. }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ TrashLaughs: A subsidiary of DogByte Publications <tm> }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ You've never even *met* Mamie Eisenhower! - Tom Servo }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ (Oh, Gawd! Somebody, somewhere, will *believe* it !) }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ 2 sure things: #1 There is a God. #2 You're not Him. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ 68....the speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around! }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ 8-Q <=Gary (and *smokes,* too - for a loooong time) }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ 95% of all politicians give the other 5% a bad name. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ A Menu? No Thanks I'll Just Eat, Drink And Have Sex. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ But soft, what light through yonder Tagline breaks? }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ Cal Webster, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!! }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet. Starring Gary Caplan. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ I refuse to say anything quotable. - The Evil Clown }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ If you don't like homosexuals, don't sleep with any. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ Oooh, this ISN'T the Tagline Conference??!! <cringe> }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State. }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{ What heat seeking missile?????? $#%$$%^#! NO HARRIER }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Internet addict on board! @@@@@@@@@@@@@}}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{{ * <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!) }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ 3 is *very* small; But 7 without a head is z*i*p*! }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ 300Mhz 80686 - don't you smell something burning? }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ 4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Jolt. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Add variety to your sex life, use the other hand. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ America is a tune. But it must be sung in harmony. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Anesthesiologists pass more gas than anyone else. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Brewed from only the finest aged ASCII characters. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Have OFF-TOPIC Users? ... Let Tom PUNSTRATE `em!! }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Hey, watch me pull a Tagline out of this message. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ I can't wait for the James Exon *Memorial* Stamp! }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ In knowledge, there must be truth. - Mike McMullin }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Murphy's Law: If something CAN go wrong, it WILL! }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ My sexual orientation? Um ... horizontal, usually. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Scotty, beam me aboard! Aye, sir... will a 2x4 do? }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ Women Vs Beer: A beer doesn't care when you come. }}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ - If You Scream, You're Not *FOOD* ... Yet ..!! }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ 1024x768x256... Sounds like one =MEAN= woman !! }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ Anyone else want a steaming hot cup of vinegar? }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ CottonBalls: Advanced stage of Beernuts disease. }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ God's all right. It's his fan clubs that I hate. }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ I have a life ... C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE ... See? }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ The National Hernia Society needs your support. }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{ Whaddaya mean I have B.O.? Snarled Tom, fuming. }}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ *** Honest Officer! She Said She Was 18!! *** }}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ 39"17'N, 76"36'W <==Peter Karlsson Lives Here. }}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard! }}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ Definition of an umbilical cord: Baby bungee. }}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. }}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins. }}}}}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{ /// BBS Lingo: IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer. \\\ }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward. }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Deviants arise...(Quick hide the sheep!!!!) }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ I'm fr**k*ng tired of it!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ See the ASSORTment Taglines by Tammy Potash! }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Truth is, and we must find it. - M. McMullin }}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{[ ... the things love can drive a man to ... ]}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ "Grand Canyon State" - Arizona State Motto }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ All true happiness is found UNDER T-Shirts }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Friends Don't Let Friends Use Compu$erve. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession! }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ <Insert a favorite Slick Quote Here...> }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Adam shouldn't have had an Apple either. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Comfortable truth isn't. - Jack Butler }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ -=*[ Blondes - <smirk> 'nuff said ]*=- }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ 37% of all dyslexic couples enjoy 96. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Congress, The royal family of the U.S. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ OJ DID walk! Tom said, jurisprudently. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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|*| |*| <--- Tribbles flying Imperial TIE fighters.
|*| (-*-) |*| : Darth Vader escorted by 2 tie fighters.
|*|*|*|*|*|*|* Soldier of FORTRAN *|*|*|*|*|*|*|
|-<> kissy face
|-) from someone who is falling asleep
|-) oriental smile
|-) User is Chinese.
|-) hee heeO |-) net.religion
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|-; <-Me trying to read mail and sleep at the same time
|-D ho ho
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
|-P yuk
|-| <- Tribble Olympics: High Jump
|01T|09h|07i|15s looks stupid i|15f the sysop doesn't run Reneg|07a|09
|=/////////> work, I'm going to MODEM!.
|I - Asleep
|\|/| <- Big mutant tribble claw
|^o -Snoring
|_*_| <= Housebroken Tribble
|_____________________* <-- bungee-jumping tribble
||#||||#||#||#||"Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?"
||=||=||=||=||=||=||= living on the wrong side of the tracks
||_____<o**o=_o_o_o_________ <-- Rocket sled tester!
|||||||///////_______ The domino effect at work.
} <-- Universal symbol for Klingon.
} {#} {#} { <--- Tribbles with shields up and Klingons around.
}:)~ User is Necro (THE one and only)
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
}:-) above in an updraft
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
};^) The devil made the user type that remark
}This your last packet of Taglines..time to reorder.{
~ May your shadow be found in happy places. ~
~ Florida's greatest tenor....Plastico Flamingo......
~ squiggle, twiddle -Computer Jargon 3.0.0
~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~
~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
~*~*~*~*~ <-- Tribbled Waters
~//raith - Rasta's hero and role model.
~= a candle, to annotate flaming messages.
~Intelligence~ Brain Trust +Mathematics+
~\~_~\~_~\~_~\~_~ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
~~Ever fly one of these before? ~~Nope. ~~Me neither! <THUD>
~~~ DIVESTITURE: Government castigated Ma's Bells. ~~~
~~~+++~~~ATH0 Take that!
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Keep the TRUE North Strong and FREE -JV-
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Neil Enns,
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