Q "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!...Q ahhhh ummm
Q (packing suitcase, to Picard) I'm going on an ego trip.
Q (to Amanda after destroying 2 galaxies): Was it good for you, too?
Q + Picard:  a Master and his beloved pet?
Q - How can I prove I'm mortal?  A - Worf - DIE!
Q - How can I prove I'm mortal? Worf - DIE!
Q - What do you call a firefighter's daughter?    A - Amber.
Q - What do you call poisoned coffee?    A - Grounds for divorce.
Q - What word begins with F and ends with UCK?    A - Firetruck.
Q - how can I prove I'm mortal?     Worf - DIE!
Q : How can I prove that I'm mortal? Worf: Die.
Q = John Bobbitt (Before)  O = John Bobbitt (After)
Q CONTINUUM: A race of beings who outlasted the Energizer
Q IN ART SCHOOL: Tempera! Tempera, Mon Capitaine.
Q QQq QqQ QqqQq QQqqqQQ QqQQq - Continuum Family Portrait
Q QQq QqQQqq qq qQ q <-- Continuum family photo
Q QQq QqQQqq qq qQ q <--- Continuum family photo
Q QQqq QqQ QQqQqqq QQ - Continuum family portrait.
Q The powerfull, Q The merciless, Q the Virgin.
Q Vadis. Q in ancient Rome.
Q does S&M:  "That's *Master* Q, you foolish, fragile non-entity!"
Q does S&M:  "That's *Master* Q, you foolish, fragile nonentity!"
Q est? Q suffers amnesia.
Q finally arrived on Voyager and met Janeway... the wedding's next Tue
Q has left the building...
Q is NOT an unemployed leprechaun with an attitude!!
Q is for Q, the mischievous being
Q of Borg:  Assimilate a primitive species like you?  I think not!
Q on acid.  Think about it
Q shows up in something other than a captain's uniform - 3 drinks!
Q shows up unannounced - drink!
Q shows up unannounced during a time of turmoil - 2 drinks!
Q taglines
Q the miserable, Q the desperate! -- Q
Q to Picard: Morning darling!  [They are both in bed.]
Q wants to do something NICE for me! Go to red alert!
Q wants to do something NICE for me. I'll alert the crew. -- Riker
Q wants to do something NICE for me." "I'll alert the crew."
Q!  I knew you were on my side all along!  - Q in error.
Q!?  Hahaha! I'm not afraid of a fictional charac#l&w^$%& - NO CARRIER
Q's Afraid of Virginia Wolf. Q fears someone more than Guinan.
Q's Baby?. Q hosts a game show.
Q's Harp. Q studies galactic music.
Q) How do you make a cat drink?   A) Put it in the blender.
Q, I don't believe that you are God. The universe isn't run that badly!
Q- How do Gays access the Internet? A- C:Enter
Q-Blue 1.0: "Admiral! There be Whales here!" -- Scotty
Q-Blue v2.1:  Getting Better all the time!
Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga.
Q-Blue: the reason they had to invent the Amiga.
Q-Modem.....comm program gone paperweight.....
Q-TIP: When an omnipotent alien gives you advice!
Q-Tip        : Advice from the Continuum.
Q-Tip:  When a really powerful alien gives you advice.
Q-Tip: A piece of advice from a powerful entity.
Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.
Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.
Q-Tip: When a really powerful alien gives you advice.
Q-koo Clock. Q sends an Away team to Bavaria.
Q-tip:  Ferrengi sex toy.
Q-tip: Ferrengi sex toy
Q. Christian thumpin' it's Bible ? A. A pain in the A$$.
Q. What do you call a three-legged cow?  A. Lean beef.
Q. What is a row of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hare-line
Q. Why do Kennedy's cry after sex?   A. Mace!
Q. Why is the universe here? A. Where else would it be?
Q.: How do you drive an idiot crazy? A.:
Q.I.T, Dire Elf, Sister Of The Order Of The Forked ;^> - Dodger
Q.What does a computer frog say? A. Reboot repoot repoot!
Q.Where's the foxhole? A.Under its tail.
Q12: The quintessential conservatives on Limbaugh!
Q2: An omniscient being who forgets things!
Q:  "How plead you?"  Wayne and Garth:  "We're not worthy!"
Q:  Is the saxophone a brass or a woodwind instrument?  A:  Yes.
Q:  What are kettle drums called?  A:  Kettle drums.
Q:  Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Q:  Why'd the convict want a computer?    A:  To ESC
Q: "Amanda is WHAT?!"
Q: "Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act."
Q: "What are you looking at?"
Q: 200 legs & 6 teeth? A: 1st row at a Willie Nelson concert
Q: 386+387?       A: 486-8K
Q: Amanda is WHAT?!
Q: Amanda! GET OFF OF ME! GET...on second thought...
Q: Can I run OS/2 on this Power PC system? A: What for? Use System 7!
Q: Can OS/2 solve my Windows prob? A: You use Windows apps in OS/2...
Q: How can I prove that I'm mortal?   Worf: Die!
Q: How can you tell if a Viola is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?  A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do girls get minks?  A: The same way minks get minks.
Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck?  A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: How do you drown a Blonde? A: Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: How do you spell "onomatopoeia"?  A: The way it sounds.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"?   A: "Trust me."
Q: How does a Republican say "F*** you"?   A: "Trust me."
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A:   By the ears.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  A: All of them
Q: How plead you?  Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Q: How plead you?  Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy!...
Q: I wasn't the one who misplaced the entire Deltived Asteroid Belt!
Q: I'm a virgin. 1/2 the galaxy hates me and I hate the other 1/2.
Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive?  A: Yes.
Q: Is a 28.8 Modem worthwhile? A: Yes, when the price falls 50%!
Q: Is sex dirty?  A: Only when it is being done right.
Q: Is this all there is? A: No. This is all that would fit as Taglines!
Q: Isn't sex really a four-letter-word?
Q: The majority of home PCs are 386s... can OS/2 help? A: Hahahaha!
Q: This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
Q: Very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
Q: Wanna get laid?  A: Crawl up a Chicken's Ass and WAIT!
Q: What can strike a Blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?  A: Spot.
Q: What do I have to do to convince you people?  Worf: Die.
Q: What do people over 40 use as birth control?   A: Nudity
Q: What do you call 2 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted flakes.
Q: What do you call 2 blondes in the freezer. A: Frosted Flakes
Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women?  A: A full set of teeth.
Q: What do you call 6 blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a Toronto Argo in the end zone? A: A safety.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: Confused.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: A Megasoreass.
Q: What do you call a golden retriever? A: A smart blonde!
Q: What do you call a lawyer with a 75 IQ? A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call an Argo in the end zone? A: Dead Meat.
Q: What do you call an Argo scoring drive? A: A dream.
Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A: A Dope Ring.
Q: What do you do when a pit bulls humps your leg?  A: Let him finish...
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?  A: Way to go team!
Q: What does the Infantry call Airborne?  A: Skeet Shoot!!!
Q: What happens when a body is immersed in water?  A: The phone rings.
Q: What has four legs and an arm?  A: A happy pit bull!
Q: What has four legs and two arms? A: A happy Pit Bull
Q: What is Redneck foreplay?  A: "Get in the truck, bitch."
Q: What is Redneck foreplay?  A: <Nudge> "Are you awake?"
Q: What is Redneck foreplay? A: Get in the truck, bitch.
Q: What is a brunette's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
Q: What is a redhead's mating call? A: "Are the Blondes gone yet?"
Q: What is a row of rabbits walking backwards?  A: A receding hare-line
Q: What is the difference between a Borg and a Cyberman?
Q: What's 20/20? A: The IQ of twin blondes.
Q: What's a Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: 'Hump Me, Dump Me!'
Q: What's a Blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Putting the car in park.
Q: What's a Redhead's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can?  A: Michael Jackson
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: An embarassed zebra.
Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does in the morning? A: Walks home.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?  A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What's the most popular form of birth control? A: The headache.
Q: Where have all the flower children gone?  A: The White House!
Q: Why are Blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.
Q: Why did the Blonde stop making ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the OJ carton? A: It said "Concentrate".
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?  A: It kept falling out.
Q: Why do Blonde's prefer tilt-steering? A: More headroom.
Q: Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.
Q: Why do Blondes like tilt-wheel steering? A: More headroom!
Q: Why do blonde's have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's? A: They can't spell PORSCHE!
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?  A: More leg room.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?  A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? A: More headroom.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Ankle rests.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why do the Kennedy men cry during sex?  A: Mace!
Q: Why does OS/2 come with 20 install disks? A: No CD-ROM support.
Q: Why does OS/2 need 50Mb to install? A: It contains DOS inside.
Q: Why does a blonde take the pill? A: So she knows what day it is.
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Q: Why is everyone calling me Mua'dib?
Q: Why is it a hassle to install OS/2? A: IBM stuff hate clones...
Q: Why is the universe here?  A: Where else would it be?
Q: Why should you drink apple juice? A: Because O.J. can kill you!
Q: Why'd the convict want a computer?
Q: You better put your shields at maximum, Picard. Amanda has PMS.
Q: You hit me, Picard never hit me. Sisko: I'm not Picard.
Q: You hit me.  Picard never hit me.
Q: inventer of the duck-billed platypus.
Q:Try this toupee Picard. P:(Phaser ZAP!!)NEVER!!%$#^%^#%NO HAIRIER
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people?  Worf:Die.
Q:What do you call Lum's Horns? A:Handlebars!
Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.
Q:Where does a baby gorrilla sleep? A:In an apricott.
Q:Why do Scots wear kilts?  A:The sheep can hear zippers.
Q:how do you confuse a dummy?   A: green
Q?  HAHAHA!  I'm not afraid of a letter of the alphab#$@#&%^NO CARRIER
Q?  What are you&$^#*%@NO CARRIER
QANTAS - Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
QBDH: Quit and Become a DeadHead
QED...NOT!
QEMM works betta' dan Memmaka'!
QEMM works better than Memmaker!
QEdit and Blue Wave:  The perfect combination!
QEdit:  You got the right one baby! UH-UH!
QEdit: don't leave home without it.
QHK BID: 3/256, 4/256 QHKPW 345 1/2 QLP BID: -177, -168 QLP.WS BID:
QI'yaH! ghuy'cha'! Qu'vatlh!
QModem - what every growing boy needs
QModemPro, OLX 3, GSZ & V32bis - in OS2!
QUADRISEXUAL:  Anything with anyone for $.25
QUAKE:  DOOM wussies need not apply.
QUAKERS do it quietly
QUALITATIVE RESEARCHERS know what they're looking for.
QUANTUM MECHANICS do it discreetly.
QUANTUM MECHANICS do it in leaps
QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time
QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time.
QUARKBAR:  The candy with flavour and charm.
QUARTET(n):4 people who think the other 3 can't sing.
QUASIMOTO:  4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
QUAYLE.BAS:DECLARE SUB elevator (topFloor-1)
QUEEN NEFERTITI - Mummy Dearest
QUEERS BASH BACK!  Our lives are worth defending!
QUESTION AUTHORITY - before you're not allowed to...
QUICK!  The mallet, uh, I mean... The sedative!
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor! My witch is sick!
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
QUICK! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit!
QUICK! SHOOT! HE MOVED! -  BATF
QUICK! SHOOT! SHE MOVED! -  BATF
QUICK! Send me new taglines.  My friends want to see something origina
QUICK! Somebody hide all the guitar cords...Cobains coming in the shop
QUICK! Throw Wesley to the Borg.
QUICK!!  Pick a color from 1 to 10....
QUICK!! loosen the tournequet!!! His face is turning red!!!
QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT! - Bugs Bunny
QUITCHER BELLYAKIN!
QUOTE OF THE DAY: `
QVC: Question Valid Command
QW*R*Y keyboard, I can never remember how to spell that!
QWERTY: more fun than a barrel o' num keys!
QWK - MAIL About as useful as AIRBRAKES on a TURTLE.
QWK - when only the best will do
QWK ... I'm too tired to be witty, *pretend* this tagline is.
QWK ... Press Alt+A /OR/ T to adopt me! I need a new home!
QWK QWK said the DCK
QWK is better, don't ride the WAVE, you'll drown
QWK is irrelevant - You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
QWK is the disease. Blue Wave is the cure.
QWK slow QWK QWK slow
QWK, FIDO and INET compliant tagline formats.
QWK, like Columbus, brought bad diseases to the Email world!
QWK, more duct tape, our duck has another quack in it!
QWK-Mail's the most fun a person can have, alone, with his clothes on.
QWK.  Invented by Murphy
QWK:  The EDLIN of offline mail formats.
QWK:  The MS-DOS of offline mail formats.
QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet!
QWK? Its tracks were washed out by a Blue Wave!
QWKRR128 - Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
QWKRR128 V4.32 [U] Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
QWYA: Quit While Your Ahead
QWaK! QWak! SPLASH!  Another QWaKer washed out by the Wave.
QWacK!  QWacK!  [BLAM]  "Boy, I sure do love Duck Season!!!"
QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! Damn, Where's my shotgun?
QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! Martin? Where's my shotgun?
QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! Orville? Where's my shotgun?
QWacK.QWacK.QWacK! Damn, Where's my shotgun?
QaH! jIpumpu' 'ej jIHu'laHbe'!
Qagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Qagh is best when served live.
Qagh...it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Qedit = TSE Junior.  Now with built-in mouse support!
Qedit, or forget it!
Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore...
Qgoslavia. Q breaks away from the Continuum.
Qin.tar \kin-'tAr\ n [Alb] -- see lek at MONEY table.
Qmodem changed my life..I used it to get Telix.
Qmodem is a happy modem!
Qmodem is very useful - it can download {COMMO}.
Qmodem saved my life; I used it to download TELIX!
QmodemPro for Windows -- 1994 Dvorak Award Winner
Qo'nos (Kronos) IS the Klingon homeworld.
Qpie. Q becomes a living doll.
QuGotta run; de cat's caught in de printa' again.
Quadratic sport fishing.
Quadriphobia - Fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.
Quadrophenia:  Album by The Who.
Quadrophilia:  A liking for 4 channel music systems.
Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion Tribbles can't be wrong!
Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.
Quak.er-la.dies \,kwA-kar-'lAd-Ez\ n pl : BLUETS.
Quake: 99% of those folks out there will stay there.
Quakers do it quietly.
Qualify virtually everything.
Quality Assurance dosen't.
Quality Control? You mean it might get out of hand?
Quality assurance: A way to ensure you never deliver shoddy goods accidentally.
Quality before quantity, I say!
Quality control people do it, and rate it with inspected by #15.
Quality education?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Quality is never an accident.
Quality is never having to say you are sorry.
Quality is perceived by the customer not proclaimed by the supplier.
Quality is to be found in absolutely everything I due.
Quality is too be found in absolutely everything I do.
Quality must not only exist - it must be perceived by the customer.
Quality, Price, Service..., pick any two.
Qualye, the edlinE of VPs.
Quantex Technical Support Level 2...
Quantity is inversely proportional to quality.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.
Quantum Erasure - A small, oddly behaved musical group.
Quantum Leap Virus: One day your PC is a laptop, next it's a Nintendo.
Quantum Leap:  It's not just a show, it's a way of life.
Quantum Mechanics are <psi>chotic
Quantum Mechanics do it with uncertainty.
Quantum Mechanics, Chaos and Complexity, oh my!
Quantum Mechanics:  The dreams stuff is made of
Quantum Particles: the dreams that stuff is made of
Quantum Trek:  Time travel with a twist!
Quantum in una hora imputasi?
Quantum mechanics DO IT discreetly
Quantum mechanics DO IT in leaps.
Quantum mechanics do it discreetly
Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.
Quantum mechanics do it nonlocally.
Quantum mechanics use extremely small tools.
Quantum mechanics....."Quanta Fixed Fast!"
Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.  -- David Moser
Quantum physicists are quarky lovers. -- Miriam Ferziger
Quantum physicists need love too. -- Debbie Brown
Quarantine   : A four-masted ship.
Quarantine:  Traditional four-masted plague ship.
Quark Express: A Ferengi credit program.
Quark has a old Cardassian space station for sale near Bajor.
Quark of Borg: I've got a wonderfull deal on assimilations today.
Quark to Odo, you still with us? Don't sound TOO disappointed.
Quark to his brother, "I hear she gives really good ear."
Quark!  Gimme a Raktajino!  THANKS, MORN!
Quark!  Quark!  Beware the quantum duck!
Quark! <SLAP!> I told you to never talk to me again! -- Natima
Quark! Quark! Have you been stealing this ladies taglines? -- Odo
Quark! Quark! Have you been stealing this lady's Taglines? -- Odo
Quark's Rule #286: When Morn leaves, it's all over.
Quark, can you make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?
Quark, his arms open wide.  Pel, her ears falling off.
Quark:  "He threatened to KILL me!"  Odo:  <grins>
Quarks -- The CHEERS of the 24th century, and beyond...
Quarks do it with energy.
Quarks do it with spin and strangeness.
Quarks do it, but they only get 1/3 of a charge out of it.
Quarks for sale- Comes in six flavors!
Quarks new line of souvenirs: apples with wormholes in them.
Quarry: Better Tastin' 'Cause It's Mined
Quarterbacks do it by making passes at the receiver.
Quarterbacks do it from behind
Quarterbacks do it with a snap.
Quartet: one good singer and three friends.
Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.
Quasar, Quasar, Burning Bright.
Quasars shift red, Hot stars burn blue. Space is warped and so are U.
Quasars shift red, Hot stars burn blue. Space is warped and so are you
Quasimodem...He connected, sort of.
Quatrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Quaver:  Beginning violinists.
Quayl of Borg: I will assimilat you.
Quayle Bonds -- no interest, no maturity.
Quayle Library Burns: Comic Collectors Devastated!
Quayle Library burns:  Both books are lost!
Quayle Motto: Fools with money can be elected.
Quayle Virus - Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter.
Quayle can't spell and Clinton can't add. So what?
Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection.
Quayle is life insurance for Bush!
Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.
Que pasa, Senorita? I am El Fugitivo! - Calvin
Que sais-je?
Que se haga justicia aunque se desplomen los cielos
Que sera, Sahara: What will be, gets sand in your shorts.
Que sera, Sanskrit: What will be, won't be understood.
Que sera, Saturn: What will be, has rings around it.
Que sera, Senator: What will be, will play with our money.
Que sera, Shakespeare: What will be, Will writes sonnets.
Que sera, Sherlock: What will be, is elementary.
Que sera, Skipper: What will be, knows Gilligan.
Que sera, Spock: What will be, has pointy ears.
Que sera, saccharin: What will be, will cause cancer.
Que sera, sacrifice: What will be, will demand payment.
Que sera, sacrilege: What will be, is anti-religious.
Que sera, salami: What will be, will go good with mustard.
Que sera, salary: What will be, gets paid.
Que sera, saliva: What will be, will make you drool.
Que sera, saliva: What will be, will spit on you.
Que sera, salmon: What will be, will swim upstream.
Que sera, samba: What will be, will dance.
Que sera, sanity: What will be, is off its rocker.
Que sera, sarcophagus: What will be, only mummy knows.
Que sera, sawbuck: What will be, will cost $10.00.
Que sera, scapegoat: What will be, will be to blame.
Que sera, scarab: What will be, rolls the sh*t around.
Que sera, scarecrow: What will be, has straw for brains.
Que sera, scarlet: What will be, will wear a red letter.
Que sera, scavenge: What will be, will eat junk.
Que sera, schematic: What will be, will have a plan.
Que sera, schizophrenia: What will be, is of two minds.
Que sera, science: What will be, will wait to be proven.
Que sera, scissors: What will be, will cut it.
Que sera, scramble: What will be, will be all mixed up.
Que sera, scrapbook: What will be, will keep mementos.
Que sera, scrawl: What will be, is a doctor.
Que sera, scribble: What will be, can't write.
Que sera, scruple: What will be, will have ethics.
Que sera, sea legs: What will be, will walk funny.
Que sera, seance: What will be, is ectoplasmic.
Que sera, seasick: What will be, is green around the gills.
Que sera, seasick: What will be, will lean over the rail.
Que sera, secret: What will be, won't be told.
Que sera, sedative: What will be, is asleep.
Que sera, seduce: What will be, is very desirable.
Que sera, seesaw: What will be, will go up and down.
Que sera, semaphore: What will be, is in code.
Que sera, senile: What will be, won't remember.
Que sera, senior: What will be, is older than you.
Que sera, sensible: What will be, is no fun.
Que sera, sensitive: What will be, has feelings, too!
Que sera, sensual:  What will be, is sexy.
Que sera, sentence: What will be, gets 20 to life.
Que sera, separation: What will be, will want a divorce.
Que sera, serenade: What will be, sings under balconies.
Que sera, sergeant: What will be, is NOT your mother!
Que sera, serious:  What will be, has no sense of humor.
Que sera, serrated: What will be, will have teeth.
Que sera, seven: What will be, will be a deadly sin.
Que sera, sexual: What will be, will f*ck.
Que sera, shadow: What will be, will be an illusion.
Que sera, shaman: What will be, will shake a rattle.
Que sera, sheriff: What will be, will have a badge.
Que sera, shiner: What will be, will have a black eye.
Que sera, shoplifter: What will be, won't pay for it.
Que sera, shopper: What will be, is looking for bargains.
Que sera, shoulder: What will be, has bursitis.
Que sera, shovel: What will be, digs us.
Que sera, shuffle: What will be, can't dance.
Que sera, shuffle: What will be, will play poker.
Que sera, shut-eye: What will be, is asleep.
Que sera, sibyl: What will be, KNOWS.
Que sera, siesta: What will be, will take a nap.
Que sera, silly: What will be, will have too much fun.
Que sera, silo: What will be, is in storage.
Que sera, simulate: What will be, will make believe.
Que sera, simulate: What will be, will pretend.
Que sera, sincere: What will be, will really mean it.
Que sera, sinister: What will be, will be left handed.
Que sera, sister: What will be, is relative.
Que sera, sizzle: What will be, will be really HOT!
Que sera, skimpy: What will be, will wear a bikini.
Que sera, skyclad: What will be, will be naked.
Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.
Que sera, slicker: What will be, is a yellow raincoat.
Que sera, slobber: What will be, will drool.
Que sera, snapshot: What will be, will have a camera.
Que sera, sniffles: What will be, will have a cold.
Que sera, snorkel: What will be, will dive.
Que sera, snowball: What will be, will have a chance.
Que sera, snowflake: What will be, won't be the same.
Que sera, sofa: What will be, will like couch potatoes.
Que sera, software: What will be, will be obsolete.
Que sera, solo: What will be, will be all alone.
Que sera, somersault: What will be, is an acrobat.
Que sera, sonnet: What will be, will rhyme.
Que sera, sonorous: What will be, will sound good.
Que sera, sour grapes: What will be, will make vinegar.
Que sera, southern: What will be, will eat grits.
Que sera, sovereign: What will be, RULES!
Que sera, species: What will be, might be human(?)
Que sera, specimen: What will be, is only a sample.
Que sera, spectator: What will be, watches.
Que sera, spiral: What will be, goes round and round.
Que sera, spirit: What will be, will have no substance.
Que sera, splendor: What will be, will be in the grass.
Que sera, squinting: What will be, will need glasses.
Que sera, stabbing: What will be, will be called O.J.
Que sera, sterile: What will be, will be really clean.
Que sera, stipend: What will be, gets paid - a little.
Que sera, stripper: What will be, will take it all off.
Que sera, stubble: What will be, will need a shave.
Que sera, stupid: What will be, just won't know.
Que sera, submerge: What will be, will go down.
Que sera, suffice: What will be, will be enough.
Que sera, sultan: What will be, RULES!
Que sera, summit: What will be, will be on top.
Que sera, support: What will be, will hold up.
Que sera, surrender: What will be, will give up.
Que sera, sweatshop: What will be, will work too hard.
Que sera, symptom: What will be, will be a sign.
Que sera, synthetic: What will be, will be artificial.
Que sera, synthetic: What will be, won't be real.
Que sera, syrup: What will be, will be sweet.
Quebec bra: instead of uplifting, it separates.
Quebec bras... They don't lift, they only separate!
Queeg:  Affectionate slang term for ship's captain.
Queen Elizabeth rules, UK?
Queen jealousy, Envy, waits behind him...
Queen to Queen's level three.
Queen: We had peace * Mike: And carrots
Queens are always expectANT.
Queensland - the best State in Aussie
Quel frommage!
Quel traitement suivez-vous?
Quem cedo madruga... fica com sono o resto do dia
Quench not the Spirit. - 1 Thessalonians 5:19
Quenching a swords temper in peasants has been outlawed.
Quenching the sword's temper in peasants has been outlawed.
Query sir, `Low mileage pit woofie'? - Data
Question Authority - but not your mother.
Question Authority, ask me anything
Question Authority.
Question Authority...  and the Authorities will question you!
Question Reality.
Question and die, sayeth the CZAR!
Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP!
Question anything that begins: Obviously...
Question anything that starts "Obviously..."
Question authority - continually, diligently, persistently.
Question authority and Odo will question you!
Question authority before it questions you!
Question authority before they question YOU!
Question authority before they question you!
Question authority, but raise your hand first.
Question authority--especially if you're paying for it.
Question is irrelevant. Borg Teacher.
Question people who don't question people who don't question autority.
Question stuff
Question: Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Who do you trust?
Question: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Question: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right ? - Calvin
Questions are a burden for others, answers are a prison for oneself.
Questions! Questions! Questions! Is that all you ever ask?
Questions, questions questions!
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Questions: $5.00.  Answers: $10.00. (Inflation - don't you know.)
Questions: 50 cents.  Answers: $1...
Questions? C:\moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
Qui tacet consenti! Qui timide rogat docet negare!
Qui trop embrasse mal entreint. (Grab much, gain little.)
Quick @FN@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"
Quick Gary, what color is an Orange?
Quick Gordon, what color is an Orange?
Quick Gregory, are you tall or short for your height?
Quick Joe, think of something cute & ethnic! - Crow
Quick Kelly what color is an orange? RE: Is this multiple choice?
Quick Orville what color is an Orange? Is this Multiple Choice?
Quick Robin, hand me the shark repellent.
Quick Robin, to the Batmobile.
Quick YOU, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"
Quick and Dirty Program .....is only half right.
Quick as a flashlight.
Quick hide the bodies.  The moderator cometh.
Quick impression: Caw, Caw! *BANG* F*ck, I'm dead! --Top Dollar.
Quick operator- Give me the number for 911!
Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors -work
Quick to judge, quick to anger.... slow to understand.
Quick!  Call a witch-doctor:  my witch is sick!
Quick!  Can you hum the "Star Trek: Voyager" theme music?
Quick!  Change your password!  The Sysop's hacked your account!
Quick!  Close your mind!  Something might get in!
Quick!  Hand me that solar powered flashlight!
Quick!  Hand me the cat!  The cherry bomb is lit!
Quick!  Hand me the cat!  The cherry bomb's lit!
Quick!  I need a tagline, let me steal yours.
Quick!  I see a moderator!  Change the subject, FAST!
Quick!  I see a sysop!  Change the subject, FAST!
Quick!  Let's fix the Hubble so we can find the martian probe.
Quick!  Make a wish!  It has a chance to come true.
Quick!  Operator!  Give me the number for 911!
Quick!  Pass me the duck tape!  My BlueWave has a QWaK in it!
Quick!  Pick up the phone!
Quick!  Say something profound in 57 characters or less!
Quick!  You!  Make a Fright Check at -6 now!
Quick! Bring the hammer! There's a fly on Geco's nose.
Quick! Bring the hammer! There's a fly on He's nose.
Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in.
Quick! Everybody run around! - Crow on red alert
Quick! Follow the singer - Crow as Frankie Avalon runs
Quick! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb is lit!
Quick! Have sex before the government finds a way to tax it!
Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets! said Tom distractingly.
Quick! I see a Moderator! Change the subject, FAST!
Quick! Kick me in the head! - Crow w/football on head
Quick! Lean back! It's our only hope - Crow
Quick! My LightQuarterStaff!! --Stupid Jedi
Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 10
Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 1000.
Quick! Say something profound in 57 characters or less!
Quick! The BORG are coming! Try to look useless!
Quick! Throw me a mackeral! -- Opus Penguin
Quick! give them a Dork pick-up line! That'll scare 'em off!
Quick! hand me that solar-powered flashlight.
Quick!!  The Borg are coming, Try and look useless!
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
Quick!!! Act as if nothing had happened!
Quick!...What's another word for synonym?
Quick!...What's another word for thesaurus?
Quick, @TOFIRST@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!
Quick, Dad!  Hook up the modem!  Data's about to say something!
Quick, I need a Tagline, let me steal yours
Quick, I need a recipe, let me snag yours.
Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours
Quick, Kevin, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!
Quick, Orville, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!
Quick, Robin!  To the Batmobile!
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head.
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @USER@'s head!
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on HIS's head.
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on Orville Bullitt's head.
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on Orville's head.
Quick, burn the books.
Quick, call a Witch Doctor.  My witch is sick!
Quick, call a Witch Doctor.  My witch is sick! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My lawyer is sick!
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
Quick, call the fashion police. - Dot
Quick, call the food police.
Quick, close your mind!   Something might get in.
Quick, fundie! Close your mind; something might get in.
Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head.
Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on HIS's head.
Quick, gimme a hammer...there's a fly on Elminster's head!
Quick, hide the bodies!  The moderator cometh!
Quick, hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Quick, it's the Picard Manoeuvre! Get his shirt before he tucks it in!
Quick, kids! Your mother is about to flame someone!
Quick, let's fix the Hubble, so we can find the Mars Probe!
Quick, look useless, the Borg are coming!
Quick, man! 20 dozen McNuggets to go!! And make it snappy!! - Opus
Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
Quick, man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10!
Quick, press another key!
Quick, send duck tape!  My duck is quacked!
Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
Quick, tagline me! -Twopaw
Quick, what color is an Orange?
Quick, where's your air hose?
Quick- what's another word for 'aphasia'?
Quick.  Operator.  Give me the number for 911.
Quick. The Borg are coming! Try and look useless.
Quickanddirtyarrangementoftaglinesrelatingto "SEX"
Quicker than the groom on a wedding night!
Quickie: No sooner spread than done.
Quickling a knight-errant without a ladylove. . .
Quickling is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental, and 100% attitude!
Quickly pick a number from A to Z.
Quickly! Grab your wand, you fool! -Tom the Dungeonmaster
Quickly, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Quid Malburg and Plano, consternation turned to elucidation!
Quid pro Quixote: Something for a windmill.
Quid pro quabala: Something for the ceremony.
Quid pro quack: Something for a duck.
Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.
Quid pro quaff: Something for a drink.
Quid pro quagmire: Something for the swamp.
Quid pro quake:  Something for the earth mover.
Quid pro quake: Something for the shakes.
Quid pro quantity: Something for everything.
Quid pro quarter: Something for money.
Quid pro quarter: Something times four.
Quid pro queasy: Something for morning sickness.
Quid pro queen: Something for Elizabeth.
Quid pro queen: Something for a fairy.
Quid pro queer: Something for a homophobe.
Quid pro quench: Something for a thirst.
Quid pro query: Something for an answer.
Quid pro quest: Something for the Holy Grail.
Quid pro quiet: Something for the library.
Quid pro quill: Something for a Paper-Mate.
Quid pro quilt: Something for a cold winter night.
Quid pro quim: Something for nookie.
Quid pro quinine: Something for jungle fever.
Quid pro quip: Something for a joke.
Quid pro quirk: Something for a weirdo.
Quid pro quit: Something for unemployment.
Quid pro quiver: Something for an arrow.
Quid pro quo, Doctor. --Clarice Starling.
Quid quid requiritur - Whatever it takes!
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.  (Anything in Latin sounds profound.)
Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta.
Quien da el pan impone la ley.
Quieres que te frio un huevo?
Quiet Please -- This next trick is impossible!
Quiet iorich won't forget
Quiet is what home would be without children.
Quiet or I'll give you a touch of me truncheon.
Quiet, don't type so hard, I got a headache!
Quiet, fool! - Tom Servo, Dungeonmaster
Quiet...An impossibility these days...
Quietly Consume Excrement and Cease to Exist, Please.
QuikMenu log : MATH RESCUE - 8.7173E+2132 hrs    Delete children (Y/N) ?
QuikMenu log : Math Rescue - 17,321,032 hrs      Delete children (Y/N)?
Quilters are the Piecemakers
Quilters don't do buttons
Quilting forever...housework whenever!
Quilting is my passion (chocolate comes in a close second)
Quimp: The person who leaves a party early.
Quinn Martin considers this his most personal film - Tom
Quintuple A: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
Quiplash:  Your front bumper sticker doesn't jive with the back one.
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants*
Quire the inquiry,  sert the insertable.
Quirt: a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash.
Quis custodiet iposos custodes?       - Who watches the Watchmen?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? --Satires.
Quit BBSing; the wife and dog will be friendlier.
Quit bringing up reality, this is FidoNet!
Quit bringing up reality, this is FishNet!!!!
Quit bringing up reality, this is ImagiNet!!!
Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!
Quit bringing up reality, this is Taglines  FD!
Quit bringing up reality...
Quit complaining and swallow!
Quit dabbing your neck on my property - Crow
Quit feeling your oats in public! Eat your oatmeal with a spoon!
Quit horsing around! - Henry to Hawkeye and Trapper
Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow
Quit licking my hand! - Crow as girl muzzles other girl
Quit loafing in my van - Crow on bread truck
Quit looking for Michael in London, try the playgrounds.
Quit now!!! System reboot in 5 sec!!!
Quit playin' with that thing
Quit playing around with the transporter! - O'Brien
Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit! - Confucius
Quit reading mail, load your word processor, and write that book!
Quit rustling that celophane - Crow on fire sound effect
Quit squirming! - Tom to hammy actor
Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!
Quit stealing... congress hates competition!!!
Quit sucking up. Do I look like a straw?
Quit wearing my things - Crow as guy to girl in lingerie
Quit work and play for once.
Quit worrying about your health, it will go away.
Quit worrying about your health, it'll go away.
Quit yer bellyakin', @FN@.
Quit yer bellyakin', Bullitt.
Quit yer bellyakin', Orville.
Quit yer bellyakin', Wright.
Quit yer bellyakin', YOU.
Quit yourselves like men and fight. - 1 Samuel 4:9
Quite a long line at the petty larceny window - Crow
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Orville.
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Tim.
Quite a motley crew you've gathered here, Benjy.
Quite agree, quite agree.  Too silly, far too silly.
Quite agree, quite agree. Too silly, far too silly.
Quite an interesting Tagline.  Think I'll take it with me.
Quite an interesting recipe. Think I'll take it with me.
Quite an interesting tagline, I think I'll take it.
Quite an interesting tagline. Think I'll take it with me.
Quite an interesting taglineI'll have one to go, please.
Quite frankly, I don't understand why you haven't said, "Thank you!"
Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, said Tom rhetorically.
Quite right, Doctor, he has the ingredients for a bomb.
Quite stimulating, wouldn't you say? -- Worf
Quitters never win and winners never quit!
Qulit til you wilt!
Quotalingus: The ability to quote more than you can post!
Quotation: erroneous repetition of words of another.
Quotations by Jack "Proof is Not Required" Butler.
Quote everything! There are people out there that HATE that!
Quote from the Brooklyn Shakespeare Festival "To be, or what?"
Quote me if I'm wrong.
Quote message? i think so!
Quote the Raven 'Hey, lick me, buddy!'
Quote the Raven, "Eat my Shorts!"
Quote the Raven: FUGGETABOUDIT!
Quote to make a parent curious - "Puppies don't flush."
Quoteothon of the Python
Quotes?  We ain' got no quotes.  We don' need no steenking quotes!!!
Quoth Matt Keeley, "Nevermore".
Quoth the Borg: Commercials are irrelevant.
Quoth the Dannys:  "Never Flirt."
Quoth the Davids:  "Never Flirt."
Quoth the Lesbian: "Lick me honey!"
Quoth the Maven Rvermore.
Quoth the Modem, "geddup, you steenking bore!"
Quoth the Raven "Eat my Shorts!"
Quoth the Raven "Hey, lick me, buddy!"
Quoth the Raven "Nevermind"
Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'"
Quoth the Raven ... "Eat my Shorts!"
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
Quoth the Raven, "Eat my shorts!"
Quoth the Raven, "File access DENIED... forevermore!"
Quoth the Raven, "I gotta get better dialogue."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
Quoth the Raven, 'Eat my shorts!' --Bart.
Quoth the Raven: Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manne
Quoth the Raven: NO CARRIER
Quoth the T-Rex: "Terok Nor!"
Quoth the TDex: "Terok Nor!"
Quoth the raven, `Eat my shorts!'
Quoting one is plagiarism.  Quoting many is research.
QwK!  QWK!  QWK!  -  Mating  call  of  the  mail  duck.
Qweekmail?  We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
Qwk! Where's the Blue Wave!?
Qwks are for kids - XPRESS is for power users.
q#H)    baseball catcher with hat on backwards
q:-)    for those who wear their caps backwards.
qaHtaSvIS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD
qaStaHvIS wa' ram IoS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh IoD...
qatlh tlob qatlh?  (Translation:  Why ask why?)
qua.ni'ti.ty: (n) a bodacious mammary gland.
quack quack
question = '\xFF';  /* optimized Hamlet */
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  Who guards us from the guardians?
quod erat demonstrandum, baby
quotations. E.G.:
qwerty, asdfjkl, and :; too.
qwertyuiop  asdfghjkl  zxcvbnm...keyboard alphabet.