U ARE A REDNECK IF you can have sex w/o spilling your beer.
U CONFIG.SYS-u sve mi se motaju neke device.
U LOSE: on a Mustang GT.
U R A Redneck if..you come to a job interview with a beer.
U R A Redneck if..your motto is "a 6-pack a day (nothing else)"
U R NUTS! <G, D & R>
U R what U eat,but remember: G.I.G.O!
U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike.
U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike...
U basnama su zivtinje ljudi, u zivotu je obrnuto.
U can put your cat in the oven,but U can't call it a Jew.
U danasnje vreme tesko je biti originalan, rece pirat.
U don't have to blow out my candle to make yours brighter
U is for Ultra Slimfast, RIker needs alot
U j*b*te, od ovog moz' da se rikne !
U kafanu pusu marihuanu, ili neku drogu piju s nogu
U krevetu je bila tornado, a onda je naletela na jebivetre
U meet the Borg, that Achy Breaky Borg, assimilatin's their only plan.
U meni se bore budala i genije. Trenutno vodi budala.
U noci, na plazi sijaju pikavci, talasi pice po obali,
U osamnaestoj godini je i djavo lep
U paklu je vrag pozitivan lik.
U pivu mozes da uzivas ceo mesec.
U plafon udri u zid raspali
U politickim vodama najbolje plivaju balvani.
U principu su sve gljive jestive, vise puta ili jedanput.
U ratu, osim poraza,nista nije tako strasno kao pobeda.
U rukama Mandusica RICK-a, svaka puska bice ubojita.:)
U seksu je kao u liftu. Cas gore, cas dole.
U starom dusmaninu nema novog prijatelja
U steala my Tagline, I breaka your keyboard!
U stvari su sve gljive jestive, ali neke samo jedanput
U svakom kukolju ima i zita!
U tvome oku je dragi kamen ili to suzu cuvas za mene
U zabludi su oni koji misle da su realni.
U zeni je svo dobro i zlo ovoga sveta.
U zivotu nema pobednika - ima samo prezivelih.
U'NI-net Host                       sysop@ledge.com
U'll no fear. U'll no pain. And then U'll die. Have a nice flight!
U.S. Air Force: I'd fly to Iraq to smoke a camel!
U.S. Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
U.S. Congress: 536 reasons for term limits.
U.S. Congressional Bank -- checks, no balances.
U.S. DOS VERSIONS
U.S. Department of Redundancy Department
U.S. GRANT - Where AM I Buried?
U.S. Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
U.S. Postal Service:  Government version of WINdoze!
U.S. Postal Service:  Government version of Windows!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. Supreme Court rules that the tomato is a vegetable!
U.S. children are now teaching their dogs to eat floppies...
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
U.S.A. - It is a federal offense for any postmaster to shoot ducks.
U.S.A.F study find 60% rape accusations false.
U.S.Air ad:  Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: A real man lands where he wants to.
U.S.Air: Are our jet engines too noisy?  We'll turn them off for you.
U.S.Air: Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
U.S.Air: Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
U.S.Air: Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
U.S.Air: Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: Learn To Snorkel while on our Scenic Caribbean Flights
U.S.Air: On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.
U.S.Air: Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
U.S.Air: Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.
U.S.Air: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
U.S.Air: The kids will love our inflatable slides.
U.S.Air: We never make the same mistake three times
U.S.Air: We're Amtrak with wings.
U.S.Air: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
U.S.Air: Women and Children Always Ejected First, After the Crew
U.S.Air: You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship of your worst nightmares!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship with Fahrvergnugen!
U.S.S. Bullitt, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-Z
U.S.S. Insane Equine.
U.S.S. Orville, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U2 will become one with the Borg.  We like Bono.
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
UA: Unload Accumulator
UAE's are a disease - OS/2 is the cure.
UAI: Use Alternate Instruction set
UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)
UART - Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART stands for  U Ain't Registered Telix!?!
UART stands for "U Ain't Registered Telix"!
UART what UEAT!
UART what you eat.
UART- Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART?.. Me Science?
UBC: Use Bad Chip
UBS             Used Book Store
UC2 North American Support and Registration
UCB: Uncouple CPU and Branch
UCIP: Update Card In Place
UCK: Unlock Console Keyswitch
UCLAFOX: on a Woman's 280ZX.
UCLB: Uncouple Comm Lines and Branch
UCM: Uncouple CoMm lines and branch
UCPUB: Uncouple CPUs and Branch
UDF: Use Disk for Frisbee
UDR: Update and Delete Record
UDRI BANDU !!!
UER: Update and Erase Record
UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven.
UFO secrecy is a blight on the human spirit.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are like SMART blondesI keep hearing about them but never seen
UFO's are real! It's the Air Force that doesn't exist...
UFO's are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!
UFO's are real.  It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
UFO's are real.  The Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO: Unidentified Flag Operation
UFOs are for real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs are real!  The US Air Force doesn't exist!
UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.
UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist...
UFOs can be seen by draining two fifths, then use them as binoculars
UFOs!  Truck drivers of the Universe.
UFP           United Federation of Planets
UGH! I'm sick of pickin' these damn onions off my Whopper!
UGH! It's Barney! Quick - get me some insulin!
UGH!! It's Barney!!!! Quick - get me some insulin!!!!!
UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal
UK's last NCAA title was in 1978.  That's too long.
ULC: Undo Last Command
ULDA: UnLoaD Accumulator
ULTIMATE PLAYERS do it horizontally
ULTIMATE PLAYERS do it horizontally.
ULTRA GEEK - Tom's super hero
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
ULTRASOUND---The noise a crying baby makes.
ULTRASOUND: The noise a crying baby makes.
UMR: Unlock Machine Room
UN flags are like potato chips: No one can burn just one!
UN*X is a trade secret shared in a public domain of about 100k people.
UN-AMERICAN, adj.  Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
UN: Liberal for USSR.
UNCANNY: Without toilets.
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
UNCLE ROGER, THE AIRLINE STEWARD-MAN - Joel's super hero
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by SEYMOUR BUTZ.
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by Seymore Butt
UNDER THE BLEACHERS: SEYMOUR BUTTS(l)
UNDERCOVER ANGEL:1st rule of marriage:If you're right, apologize fast.
UNDERTAKERS do it with corpses
UNEMPLOYMENT ISN'T WORKING!
UNFORMAT C:  WARNING!  All data on drive C will be restored!
UNION EMPLOYEES do it with a quick strike.
UNION WORKERS do it with solidarity.
UNITAG - The Unique Tagline Manager
UNITARIAN CHURCH: Designer religion.
UNITARIAN COMMUNION: Coffee and donuts.
UNITARIAN DOCTRINE: Oxymoron
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian (A. Bierce)
UNITARIAN: Unbeliever who just can't stay home sunday.
UNIVERSE.SYS corrupted. Run BIGBANG.COM (Y/N)?
UNIX (n.) : See archaic.
UNIX A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX HACKERS go down all the time
UNIX HACKERS go down all the time.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it in the background.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it with (k)orn.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS must C her's
UNIX PROGRAMMERS must C her's.
UNIX When words fail you.
UNIX are lousy lovers.
UNIX doesn't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX don't do it
UNIX don't do it.
UNIX don't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX hype:  "/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/yourself/a/computer/"
UNIX is #1.  I just LOVE case-sensitive operating systems...
UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.
UNIX is a four letter word that comes with a 1000 page manual.
UNIX is many things to many people, but it has never been everything to anybody.
UNIX programmers DO IT with (c)-shells.
UNIX programmers DO IT with forks.
UNIX programmers just do it cryptically.
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
UNIX was the FATHER of AmigaDOS.  Wallow in  Amiga Culture.
UNIX!  Is that from AT&T?  Or ... SATAN!
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX?  OS/2! No, NetWare...
UNIX, the MF of all DOS's.
UNIX...  A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX... When words fail you.
UNIX...99 and 44/100 percent carpal !
UNIX...Not just another pretty interface !
UNIX...developed just to tickle your imagination.
UNIX...it's not a career...it's a lifetime of drudgery.
UNIX...it's not a job... it's a career.
UNIX...nobody does it worse better.
UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
UNIX: Live Free or Die!
UNIX: Operating system for the vowel impaired.
UNIX: user-viciousness raised to an art form...
UNIXINU: Unix, forwards and backwards.
UNIXWhen words fail you.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
UNLIMITED taglines are supported!
UNNAMED LAW - If it happens, it must be possible.
UNNAMED LAW: If it happens, it must be possible.
UNPD: UNPlug and Dump
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE [Trans: Nothing we had before worked THIS way]
UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user
UNREG* UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COP
UNREGISTERED UNEVALUATED UNCOPIED UNCOLA UNTAGLINE!!!
UNREGX UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREST---What parents get when a child is sick.
UNV ME: You envy me.
UNwelcome menu:  Do you want to <L>og off or <D>rop carrier abruptly?
UOP: Useless OPeration
UP: Understand Program[mer]
UPA: Use all Power Available
UPC: Understand Program[mer]'s Comments
UPGRADE -  Condum with a splint!
UPGRADE to ColinDOS 6.0: We guarantee it'll feel different this time
UPGRADE:  Condom with a splint.
UPGRADE: Condom with a splint!
UPI: Undo Previous Instruction
UPLOAD:  Taking out the garbage to get more online time.
UPS AND DOWNS  What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.
UPS EMPLOYEES do it overnight.
UPS...Object Packager.
UR Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
UR Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
UR an Aussie redneck if URA Queensland cop.
UR an Aussie redneck if your name is John Elliot.
UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes.
UR glb if "coming out" comes before "going down."
UR glb if GITM, MOTSS, NCOD, and PFLAG have special meaning.
UR glb if your closet doors are bifolds.
UR in YK when: the snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
UR str8 if "coming out" is something only high-society girls do.
UR str8 if you see MOTSS, and you think "applesauce."
UR str8 if you think NCOD is a noncommissioned officer's club in Denver.
UR str8 if you think PFLAG is some sort of insecticide.
UR2LOW: on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit.
URA           You Are A (e.g., redneck)
URA Animaniac if you greet every woman with "Hellooooooo, Nurse!"
URA Animaniac if you refer to your home as "the Water Tower."
URA Animaniac if you think Dot is cute.
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
URA Animaniac if your pickup line is "Hello Nurse!"
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
URA PAGAN REDNECK IF: The Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'".
URA Pagan Redneck If: a combined Maypole Dance/Tractor Pull is fun.
URA Pagan Redneck If: a wet T-shirt contest chooses your HPS for you.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you got your robes at K-Mart.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you pray nightly to the god of big tires.
URA Pagan Redneck If: your ritual wine comes from a still.
URA Pagan Redneck if cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if your image of the Goddess says, "Miss September"
URA Pagan Redneck if:  yore spirit critter is a 'possum.
URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be".
URA Pagan Redneck if: All of your coveners share the same last name.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if: If you refill your chalice at a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You call your HP Lord Billy Bob.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You celebrate the autumn harvest with beer nuts.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You fill your chalice from a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You own the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You worship the gods of cheap beer and Nascar.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Beltane partner has buck teeth.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your God statue looks like Elvis.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess has hair like Reba McEntire.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess picture says "Miss September".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Wand of Power is a cattle prod.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your altar has a gun rack.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle dance includes the words dosey doe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle opening chant is "Dixie".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your closing ends with "Y'all come back now".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your cone of power comes from Dairy Queen.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your familiar is named Duke or Beau or Ol' Blue.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all"
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all."
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe doubles as hunting camos.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam.
URA Pagan Redneck if: coven meetings are held at the Deja Vu.
URA Pagan Redneck if: yore familiar is a hound dawg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you consider chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you measure wisdom by the length of a beard.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you reached 3rd degree but not the 3rd grade.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you refer to south as the "lower 40".
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest...
URA Pagan Redneck if: your Beltane partner smokes a corn cob pipe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your altar cloth is the Confederate flag.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your annointing oil smells a lot like Old Spice.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your chalice is a mug with Budweiser on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks
URA Pagan Redneck if: your coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your west quarter is the out-house.
URA Psycho if you munch on your dead neighbor on your front porch.
URA REDNECK IF You: Look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA REDNECK WHEN: ADD YOUR HERE!!
URA REDNECK WHEN: a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra.
URA REDNECK WHEN: all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
URA REDNECK WHEN: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA REDNECK WHEN: hail hits your house so you take it in for an estimate
URA REDNECK WHEN: hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
URA REDNECK WHEN: the crack in your windshield is as long as your arm.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you believe Ted Nugent rules.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you consider 'Outdoor Life' deep reading.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you cut your toenails in front of company.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you fully execute the "pull my finger" trick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you grow corn in your front yard.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have ever hit a jukebox with a cuestick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have grease under your toenails.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to crank your car at every light.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to dress the kids up to go to K-MART.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to push start your car.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you made a hot tub with a trolling motor.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you say "you know" twice in a sentence.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think beef jerkey is the only major food group.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think women are turned on by animal sounds.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you view duct tape as a long term investment.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever driven a Camaro into the top of a tree.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever stolen a bulldozer.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever used a weedeater indoors.
URA REDNECK WHEN: your name is Capt Bear
URA RedNeck: If you and your family pronounce bear......."bar."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck If U *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck If U actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck If U actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make the best toilet paper
URA Redneck If U answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck If U are allowed to bring your dog to work
URA Redneck If U are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck If U ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck If U avoid rest stops If U have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck If U beat off to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck If U brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If U burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck If U burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck If U call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck If U call your father, "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck If U call your spouse, "Cuz".
URA Redneck If U can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck If U can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck If U can drink tobacco spit.
URA Redneck If U can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck If U can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck If U can have sex without spilling your beer.
URA Redneck If U can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck If U can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck If U can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
URA Redneck If U car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck If U clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck If U come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck If U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck If U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck If U consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck If U consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck If U consider gargling with Listerine an act of foreplay
URA Redneck If U converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck If U cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck If U cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck If U decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck If U display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck If U do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck If U don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck If U don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck If U don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck If U dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck If U dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck If U drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck If U drove to elementry school.
URA Redneck If U eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck If U entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck If U entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U entertain yourself for an hour with a fly swatter.
URA Redneck If U ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck If U ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck If U find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck If U find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck If U find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck If U front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
URA Redneck If U get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck If U get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck If U get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck If U give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck If U go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck If U go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck If U go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck If U go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck If U grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck If U grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck If U had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck If U had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
URA Redneck If U have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck If U have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck If U have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck If U have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty bag for a car window.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty bag for car window.
URA Redneck If U have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck If U have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck If U have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck If U have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck If U have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck If U have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck If U have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck If U have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck If U have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck If U have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck If U have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck If U have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck If U have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck If U have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement.
URA Redneck If U have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck If U have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck If U have more than two brothers named Bubb
URA Redneck If U have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard.
URA Redneck If U have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck If U have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck If U have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck If U have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck If U have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck If U have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck If U have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck If U have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck If U hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
URA Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck If U know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck If U know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck If U know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
URA Redneck If U love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck If U made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck If U mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If U owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck If U owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
URA Redneck If U own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck If U own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck If U own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck If U own more TVs than books.
URA Redneck If U own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck If U paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck If U pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck If U post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck If U prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck If U prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck If U quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck If U quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck If U record WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck If U record Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck If U refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck If U roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck If U serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties.
URA Redneck If U share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck If U show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
URA Redneck If U show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck If U skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck If U smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck If U still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck If U take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck If U take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck If U take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck If U taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck If U think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck If U think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck If U think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck If U think BMW is the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck If U think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck If U think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck If U think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck If U think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck If U think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
URA Redneck If U think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck If U think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck If U think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck If U think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck If U think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck If U think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck If U think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck If U think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck If U think an Odometer measures elasticity.
URA Redneck If U think campho-phenique is a miracle drugio station
URA Redneck If U think cow tipping should be an Olympic
URA Redneck If U think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach
URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is an hors D'oeuvre
URA Redneck If U think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck If U think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
URA Redneck If U thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck If U use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck If U use more than one can of hairspray per week.
URA Redneck If U use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
URA Redneck If U view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck If U view duct tape as a long-term investment
URA Redneck If U voted Tammy Bakker as `Year's Best Dressed Woman'
URA Redneck If U want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck If U want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U want to be a DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck If U wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck If U were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck If U wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck If U wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck If U wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck If U write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck If U're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck If U're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck If U're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck If U're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If U're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If U're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck If U're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck If U're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck If U've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.
URA Redneck If U've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral.
URA Redneck If U've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck If U've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck If U've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck If U've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck If U've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
URA Redneck If U've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck If U've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck If U've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck If U've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck If U've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck If U've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U've ever given rat traps as a gift. <-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck If U've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck If U've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck If U've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck If U've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck If U've ever names a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck If U've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck If U've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck If U've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck If U've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck If U've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital.
URA Redneck If U've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck If U've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck If U've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck If U've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck If U've taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA Redneck If U've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck If Ur 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck If Ur 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck If Ur Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck If Ur Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck If Ur Levi's have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
URA Redneck If Ur Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck If Ur all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck If Ur appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is bigger then your head.
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck If Ur best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur best suit is a Budweiser cap and an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck If Ur bumper sticker says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck If Ur car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck If Ur car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
URA Redneck If Ur car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck If Ur car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck If Ur chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck If Ur coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
URA Redneck If Ur computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck If Ur dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade
URA Redneck If Ur daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck If Ur dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck If Ur dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If Ur dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck If Ur dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck If Ur father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck If Ur father made your personalized license plate.
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck If Ur first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck If Ur flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck If Ur front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck If Ur front porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck If Ur genepool is only a foot deep and usually empty.
URA Redneck If Ur have more than two brothers named Bubba
URA Redneck If Ur home needs a hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck If Ur house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does
URA Redneck If Ur house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck If Ur house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck If Ur kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck If Ur kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck If Ur lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck If Ur living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
URA Redneck If Ur local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck If Ur mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck If Ur mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck If Ur matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck If Ur mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping.
URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck If Ur mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If Ur mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur neighbors have ever asked to borrow the lightbulb.
URA Redneck If Ur next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck If Ur other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck If Ur picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and kills more than seven dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses, and it kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck If Ur rear tires are twice as wide as the front ones.
URA Redneck If Ur richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck If Ur savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck If Ur school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck If Ur second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck If Ur sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
URA Redneck If Ur tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
URA Redneck If Ur toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck If Ur truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If Ur watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck If Ur wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck If Ur wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck If Ur wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck If Ur wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan
URA Redneck If Ur wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur will states all your posessions be sold at auction.
URA Redneck If Ur will states all your possessions be sold at auction.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck If You Think 000 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
URA Redneck If you start foreplay by saying, "Get in the truck, Bitch!
URA Redneck If you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck if "Somebody jiggle that" is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
URA Redneck if Chewing Tabacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if Chewing Tabacco is one of your four basic food groups.
URA Redneck if Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
URA Redneck if Hillary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've ever seen
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people
URA Redneck if Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
URA Redneck if Potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
URA Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if Somebody jiggle that is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined b/c you ran out of ketchup
URA Redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment
URA Redneck if U don't stop at rest stops cuz U have an empty milk jug
URA Redneck if a 6-pack and a bug zapper makes quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
URA Redneck if a ladder is needed to get in your truck
URA Redneck if a six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house
URA Redneck if after making love you ask to roll down the car window.
URA Redneck if after making love you roll down the window.
URA Redneck if after sex, the red light on your roof goes on.
URA Redneck if after your divorce you are still cousins.
URA Redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
URA Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.
URA Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
URA Redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot in the front yard.
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if chewing tobacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if common household phrase is "Somebody jiggle that".
URA Redneck if dating 2nd cousins is considered "playing the field".
URA Redneck if directions include "turn off the paved road"
URA Redneck if directions to your home include Turn off the paved road
URA Redneck if directions to your house include "Turn off the road."
URA Redneck if directions to your house include "turn off paved road."
URA Redneck if directions to your house include, "Turn off paved road"
URA Redneck if every socket in yer house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if everybody can tell what kind of underwear U're wearing
URA Redneck if everybody can tell what kind of underwear you're wearing.
URA Redneck if everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if family business requires a lookout.
URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if hail hits your home, and you take it to the body shop.
URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop
URA Redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you
URA Redneck if it takes more than 5 family members to total 32 teeth!
URA Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if license plate is personalized b/c your father made it
URA Redneck if more than three major appliances are on your front porch.
URA Redneck if motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother.
URA Redneck if mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if people are scared to touch your bathrobe.
URA Redneck if people ask permission to hunt in your front yard.
URA Redneck if people can tell what kind of underwear you're wearing.
URA Redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
URA Redneck if photos of your mama were taken from the front and side
URA Redneck if political correctness means voting for the winner
URA Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators.
URA Redneck if sittin on yer porch shootin chickens is fun.
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill > annual income.
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if the Orkin Man tells you, "Give up, you've lost."
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if the dog can't watch you eat without gagging
URA Redneck if the family business requires a lookout.
URA Redneck if the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if the kids are hungry cos you bought mud flaps.
URA Redneck if the main color of your pickup is primer.
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Xmas lights.
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
URA Redneck if the pink flamingoes in your front yard aren't a joke
URA Redneck if the pink flamingos in your front yard aren't a joke
URA Redneck if the primary color of your car is "bondo".
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as front
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front
URA Redneck if the reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
URA Redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
URA Redneck if the taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if there are tobacco stains down the sides of your school.
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp's nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if visiting relatives gets your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if when you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off.
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if while mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if while mowing the lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
URA Redneck if yer idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if yew have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you OWN a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make the best toilet paper
URA Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck if you avoid rest stops if you have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck if you barbecue Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you bought a VCR cos wrestling is on while you work.
URA Redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if you burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck if you call trucks 'chick magnets'
URA Redneck if you call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck if you call your spouse "Cuz".
URA Redneck if you can belch the whole song to Jingle Bells.
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck if you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck if you can have sex without spilling your beer.
URA Redneck if you can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck if you can't visit friends without your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if you can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
URA Redneck if you can't visit without your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if you car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck if you consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins as playing the field
URA Redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck if you decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck if you display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest stops beause you have an jug.
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if you drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck if you drove to elementry school.
URA Redneck if you eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a fly swatter.
URA Redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck if you find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck if you go to a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
URA Redneck if you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck if you go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck if you grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck if you had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck if you had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck if you have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window.
URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you have a house that is mobile and five cars that ain't.
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet...in plain sight.
URA Redneck if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says "Mother" - spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Born to bag groceries."
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in your house.
URA Redneck if you have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck if you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if you have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if you have ever barbequed Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you have ever financed a tattoo
URA Redneck if you have ever taken a 6-pack to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you have ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
URA Redneck if you have gotten more than three abandon vehicle tickets.
URA Redneck if you have gotten more then three abandon vehicle tickets
URA Redneck if you have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck if you have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if you have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard
URA Redneck if you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck if you have seen kin folk on "America's Most Wanted".
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if you have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if you have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck if you have to move a chicken to sit on the sofa.
URA Redneck if you have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if you have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck if you just bought an 8-track tape player for your car.
URA Redneck if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
URA Redneck if you keep a spit cup on the ironin' board.
URA Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
URA Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay your car can hold
URA Redneck if you know how many bales of hay your car can hold.
URA Redneck if you know how many championships Dale Earnhardt has won.
URA Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best bath tissue.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
URA Redneck if you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if you list your parole officer as a reference.
URA Redneck if you look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA Redneck if you love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck if you masturbate to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn and uncover a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn with a tractor.
URA Redneck if you need shoes and a light to go to the bathroom
URA Redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck if you owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
URA Redneck if you own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck if you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if you own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if you own a mobile home and more than 5 cars on blocks.
URA Redneck if you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck if you own more than two tractors.
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you prominenty display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you proudly display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't pay child support.
URA Redneck if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck if you refer to the 5th grade as your senior year.
URA Redneck if you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
URA Redneck if you roll down the car window after sex.
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo at your cheese and wine parties.
URA Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
URA Redneck if you show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck if you still believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you still believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you still believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if you take the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
URA Redneck if you take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck if you think "My Dingaling" is a sensitive love ballad.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think BMW is the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck if you think Deliverance was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think Dishwasher Broken means wife has no money.
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck if you think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck if you think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck if you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck if you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck if you think God looks like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck if you think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck if you think Virginia Slims is a new brand of condoms.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if you think campho-phenique is a miracle drug station
URA Redneck if you think campho-phenique is a miracle drugio station
URA Redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
URA Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
URA Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach.
URA Redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors D'oeuvre
URA Redneck if you think say no to crack means pull up your jeans.
URA Redneck if you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if you think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if you think the Stock Market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if you think the remote control is your kid brother.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you "`cause he cares".
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you "because he cares."
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
URA Redneck if you thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck if you use more than one can of hair spray per week.
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
URA Redneck if you view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck if you view duct tape as a long-term investment
URA Redneck if you voted Tammy Baker as "Year's Best Dressed Woman".
URA Redneck if you voted Tammy Bakker as "Year's Best Dressed Woman".
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if you want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck if you want to be a DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often your kids.
URA Redneck if you wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that isn't.
URA Redneck if you wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck if you wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck if you're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you're better than Daddy!
URA Redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck if you're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding photo.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding pictures.
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck if you're thinking about puttin' a road into the place.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if you've Barbequed chitlins' on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral.
URA Redneck if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if you've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift. <-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck if you've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck if you've ever names a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever taken the wheels off your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed whacker indoors.
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn something to church that had sequins.
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
URA Redneck if you've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if you've taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA Redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if you've worn a tank top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck if your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if your Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck if your Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck if your Junior & Senior Proms had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Junior and Senior Proms had a Day care.
URA Redneck if your Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Levi's have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
URA Redneck if your Mom has ever won three bass tournaments
URA Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger then your head.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle serves as your I.D.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap and an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle
URA Redneck if your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck if your bumper sticker says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck if your car horn plays Dixie.
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street
URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck if your child calls you "Uncle Daddy."
URA Redneck if your children address you as "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck if your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
URA Redneck if your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if your dad's in the same grade at school.
URA Redneck if your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck if your date hits road signs with bottles while you drive.
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck if your dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
URA Redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tractor tires.
URA Redneck if your family tree doesn't fork
URA Redneck if your family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck if your father made your personalized license plates.
URA Redneck if your favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck if your favorite beer is a nice, cold Fudd.
URA Redneck if your favorite meal comes from a can labeled "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite rock & roll instrument is a fiddle.
URA Redneck if your first grandchild is born by your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if your first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
URA Redneck if your funeral had more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if your gene pool is only a foot deep and usually empty.
URA Redneck if your girlfriend has her own minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if your girlfriend just sold off her 'old' saddle.
URA Redneck if your have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if your home needs a hitch.
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your pickup does.
URA Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does
URA Redneck if your house has to go to a body shop for damage repair.
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars don't.
URA Redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck if your idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if your junior prom had a daycare center.
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to Show  and  Tell.
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "thick as a brick".
URA Redneck if your kids have a 3-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches.
URA Redneck if your laundry can walk around without you in it.
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw
URA Redneck if your local ambulance is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck if your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.
URA Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck if your mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck if your mating call is "Honey, you awake?"
URA Redneck if your mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping
URA Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.
URA Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if your mother is your sister.
URA Redneck if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
URA Redneck if your mother's been in a fistfight at a sports event.
URA Redneck if your mounted deer head has a baseball cap & sunglasses.
URA Redneck if your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
URA Redneck if your mule backs up to every stump it sees.
URA Redneck if your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
URA Redneck if your pick-up truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your pickup line is "Hey, you look like my sister."
URA Redneck if your pickup truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck if your pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than seven dogs.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
URA Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck if your rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck if your rear tires are twice as wide as the front ones.
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck if your savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
URA Redneck if your stereo speakers came from a Drive-in Theater.
URA Redneck if your tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck if your two year old has more teeth than you do.
URA Redneck if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
URA Redneck if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if your watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck if your wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly, and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly.
URA Redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission."
URA Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck if your wife outweighs your truck.
URA Redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge then shop.
URA Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security
URA Redneck if your wife's hair has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your will states all you posess be sold at auction.
URA Redneck if your will states all you possess be sold at auction.
URA Redneck if your will states all you possess be sold when you die.
URA Redneck if your will states all your posessions be sold at auction
URA Redneck if your will states all your possessions be sold at auction.
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a dump.
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for landfill.
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the site for a landfill.
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck if your your father's first cousin is your mother.
URA Redneck if yourAll-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if, you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if, your mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck if: A six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if: Birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if: Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people.
URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
URA Redneck if: People are scared to touch your bathrobe
URA Redneck if: People hear your car a long time before they see it.
URA Redneck if: Red Man sends you a Christmas Card.
URA Redneck if: Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if: Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight!
URA Redneck if: The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if: The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if: The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if: The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if: The taillight covers on your car are made of tape
URA Redneck if: There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if: There has ever been police tape on your bathroom door.
URA Redneck if: There is a wasp nest in your living room
URA Redneck if: There's more than 5 McDonalds bagson your car's floor.
URA Redneck if: Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if: When you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off!
URA Redneck if: You answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand
URA Redneck if: You are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if: You barbeque Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: You bring a bar of soap to a Public swimming pool.
URA Redneck if: You burn your front yard instead of mow it
URA Redneck if: You burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if: You call your boss "Dude".
URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your beer.
URA Redneck if: You can't drive home without getting the truck muddy!
URA Redneck if: You clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if: You come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if: You do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if: You entertain yourself an hour with a fly swatter
URA Redneck if: You ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if: You ever stole one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You get HEARTGERMERS, but not from your Pets.
URA Redneck if: You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if: You go to family re-unions looking for Womem to date.
URA Redneck if: You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window.
URA Redneck if: You have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape
URA Redneck if: You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if: You have more appliances in the yard than in the house!
URA Redneck if: You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if: You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if: You have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if: You have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if: You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table
URA Redneck if: You list your parole officer as a reference
URA Redneck if: You mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if: You own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if: You own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if: You own more TV's than books.
URA Redneck if: You pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if: You prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
URA Redneck if: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if: You receive a Christmas cards from a Chewing Tobacco Co!
URA Redneck if: You record wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if: You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if: You think a Volvo is part of a Woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if: You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if: You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
URA Redneck if: You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if: You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if: You think the stock market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if: You view Duct-Tape as a long term investment.
URA Redneck if: You were holding a beer in your wedding p
URA Redneck if: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born
URA Redneck if: You're chewing on a toothpick in your wedding picture!
URA Redneck if: You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bought a used cap
URA Redneck if: You've ever cut your grass and found a car
URA Redneck if: You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck if: You've ever financed a tatoo.
URA Redneck if: You've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck if: You've ever given rat traps as a gift
URA Redneck if: You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
URA Redneck if: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
URA Redneck if: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen floor.
URA Redneck if: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen toilet paper
URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
URA Redneck if: You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home
URA Redneck if: You've never paid for a haircut
URA Redneck if: You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if: You've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna always hits overpasses.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if: Your Jr and Sr. Prom had a daycare.
URA Redneck if: Your Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt
URA Redneck if: Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose
URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"
URA Redneck if: Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
URA Redneck if: Your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine"
URA Redneck if: Your car has never had a full tank of gas
URA Redneck if: Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
URA Redneck if: Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool
URA Redneck if: Your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if: Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
URA Redneck if: Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: Your father made your personalized license plates.
URA Redneck if: Your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell"
URA Redneck if: Your kids are described as "dumb as a brick"
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
URA Redneck if: Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch
URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list
URA Redneck if: Your pocket knife's been refered to as "Exhibit A"
URA Redneck if: Your primary source of income is the pawn shop
URA Redneck if: Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
URA Redneck if: Your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune magazine!
URA Redneck if: Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
URA Redneck if: Your wife ever burned out an electric razor
URA Redneck if: Your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so.
URA Redneck if: Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse
URA Redneck if: Your wife's best shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if: Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by the ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if: Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if: all of your four-letter word are two syllables.
URA Redneck if: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if: the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if: the primary color of your car is bondo.
URA Redneck if: there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if: you call the boss "dude."
URA Redneck if: you can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck if: you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper
URA Redneck if: you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
URA Redneck if: you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if: you get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck if: you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if: you have a gunrack on your bicycle!
URA Redneck if: you have a hefty bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint
URA Redneck if: you have a house that is mobile and 5 cars that aint.
URA Redneck if: you have a house that is mobile and five cars that aint.
URA Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck if: you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if: you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: you have ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if: you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck if: you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if: you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if: you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if: you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
URA Redneck if: you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if: you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
URA Redneck if: you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
URA Redneck if: you show your beltbuckle for an ID.
URA Redneck if: you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck if: you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if: you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if: you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if: you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if: you've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if: you've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if: you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if: you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.
URA Redneck if: your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if: your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if: your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if: your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if: your family tree is a straight line.
URA Redneck if: your father made your personalized licence plate.
URA Redneck if: your first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if: your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if: your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
URA Redneck if: your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if: your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if: your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if: your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if: your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if: your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if: your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if:Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck ifAll of your four-letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck when you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck you you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck, Because I Said So!
URA Redneck, if you ever shoot a deer out of your window
URA Redneck, if your wife is the fastest skinning deer
URA Redneck: "It's been a long time since we ate store-bought meat."
URA Redneck: If you go to family reunions to meet women!!
URA SysOp if you drink and drive on the information super highway.
URA Sysop if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA TEXAN if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA TEXAN if your idea of Civil Rights is a Kinky Freed Man. ;*]
URA True Northerner if any of your hobbies require dogs and a sled.
URA True Northerner if people ask to hunt in your back yard.
URA True Northerner if sittin on yer deck shootin ravens is fun.
URA True Northerner if you and your wife have matching 4X4s.
URA True Northerner if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA True Northerner if you have a `dress' parka.
URA True Northerner if you have ever BBQ'd in a blizzard.
URA True Northerner if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA True Northerner if you've ever given leg-hold traps as a gift.
URA True Northerner if you've ever shot dinner from inside your house.
URA True Northerner if your deep freezer is the back porch.
URA a redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in this Echo...
URA redneck If U have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck If U wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck If Ur children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck If Ur mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if The Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
URA redneck if Try-ya some of them Horse Ovaries. directions to your
URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.
URA redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
URA redneck if all your relatives have the same last name.
URA redneck if house include Turn off the paved road. Jack Daniel's
URA redneck if makes your list of most admired people. you come back
URA redneck if taking out the trash is taking your in-laws to a movie.
URA redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA redneck if you Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA redneck if you entertain your friends with tapes of bowling.
URA redneck if you from the dump with more then you took. give away
URA redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks.
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA redneck if you more free puppies than the Humane Society. have
URA redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers.
URA redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.
URA redneck if you turn your cap backwards before you sit down to eat.
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if your your mat says, 'You'd better have a search
URA redneck if: Fewer than half the cars in your yard actually run.
URA redneck pagan if achy breaky heart is a ritual chant.
URAT, = YOU ARE A TREKKIE!
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
URAT, if The Picard Manuever (shirt tug) is a family trait.
URAT, if you *itch* from having Tribbles around.
URAT, if you actually OWN a batleH.
URAT, if you argue with your physics prof about variable warp dynamics.
URAT, if you breed Tribbles for a living.
URAT, if you call a condemned house Decommissioned.
URAT, if you call your boss The Great Bird of the Galaxy.
URAT, if you call your diary The Captain's Log.
URAT, if you call your general practicioner Bones.
URAT, if you call your living room The Bridge.
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
URAT, if you call your spouse Number One.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver in a minivan.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver on a mountain bike.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
URAT, if you can't understand why all lights aren't voice-activated.
URAT, if you care about the meaning of URAT.
URAT, if you edit You Might Be (or, YOU ARE A) TREKKIE lists.
URAT, if you follow, and quote, the Rules of Acquisition in business.
URAT, if you graduated from the William Shatner School of Acting.
URAT, if you have a Ph.D in Klingonaase.
URAT, if you have a Ship's Commissioning Plaque on your wall.
URAT, if you have a mechanic named LaForge.
URAT, if you have a shrine in your house to W. Shatner.
URAT, if you have gold-colored contacts.
URAT, if you know the atomic formula for dilithium.
URAT, if you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup.
URAT, if you know what URAT means. <g>
URAT, if you live at 1701 Kirk St. (no Apt. A, B, C, D!)
URAT, if you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists.
URAT, if you perform sensor sweeps with your satelite dish.
URAT, if you play poker with dead scientists.
URAT, if you refer to your private office as The Ready Room.
URAT, if you say Come when the doorbell rings.
URAT, if you say Deck 6 to elevators and wonder why nothing happens.
URAT, if you say On Screen to turn your TV on.
URAT, if you say Report to your kids when they get home.
URAT, if you say Tea. Earl Gray. Hot! to your microwave oven.
URAT, if you scream *AARRGGHH* during the night, and you're not asleep!
URAT, if you scream Herbert! at people you don't like.
URAT, if you serve Romulan Ale at family dinners.
URAT, if you sit around thinking up new URAT taglines.
URAT, if you spend your days in the ST conference.
URAT, if you take sonic showers.
URAT, if you tap your chest when the phone rings.
URAT, if you think Spock is a modern philosopher.
URAT, if you think a hair clip gives you full EM spectrum vision.
URAT, if you think the gov't is being taken over by bluegills.
URAT, if you travel back in time to save endangered species.
URAT, if you treat your watch like a Tricorder.
URAT, if you vacation on Risa. (URAT = URA Trekkie)
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
URAT, if you walk into bars and order SynthAle.
URAT, if you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date.
URAT, if you won't wear red for safety reasons.
URAT, if you're experiencing pon farr.
URAT, if you've ever gotten stuck in an endless temporal loop.
URAT, if you've ever tried to exchange dollars for latinum.
URAT, if you've ever tried to sleep in a bucket, and succeeded.
URAT, if you've memorized the entire Federation Charter.
URAT, if you've succeeded in building a transporter.
URAT, if your PC has an isolinear chip reader.
URAT, if your Pet Rock is a Horta.
URAT, if your calender consists of Stardates.
URAT, if your can put your doctor on mute.
URAT, if your car responds to Warp 1. Engage!
URAT, if your cat eats Feline Supplement 327.
URAT, if your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator.
URAT, if your kids go to Starfleet Academy.
URAT, if your laptop computer is a PADD.
URAT, if your license plate is NCC1701.
URAT, if your office is decorated in ST.
URAT, if your only kitchen appliance is a replicator.
URB: Update, Resume and Branch
URGENCY: Panic
URINATE: Said to a woman who is not quite a "ten".
URINE:     opposite of "you're out"
URNU if you can't read this tagline.
UROLOGISTS do it in a bottle
UROLOGISTS do it in a bottle.
US ARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
US Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
US Congress: taxation and regulation without hesitation
US Mail : The Government's version of POSTLINK.
US Military:  They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military:  fighting for G. TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
US ROBOTICS SPORTSTER 28,800 BPS.  Comes With Radar Detector.
US Robotics - The Intelligent Choice in Data Communications.
US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.
US starts air-strikes in Bosina, rest of Europe build bomb shelters.
US-AIR          UnSafe and In the Red.
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc.
USA Today: For people who find TV news too complex.
USA host of the 1994 WORLD CUP
USA ut ur Amerika!
USA... the only place people are killing themselves to get IN!
USA..."That's computer carpal, Dude!" - USSR..."Das komputer karpal,
USA..."That's computer carpal, Dude!" - USSR..."Das komputer karpal, Komrade!"
USA: lazy and illiterate, but we build a damn good bomb.
USAF:  Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAF: Uncle Sam's Airborne F*ckheads.
USAF: Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAir -(U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear.
USAir = (U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear.
USC  won the R@SE Bowl - 1/1/96 !
USC > UCLA ... Flush twice - It's a long way to Westwood.
USDA Grade Newt Certification: Guaranteed no brain matter included
USDA inspects chickens. Who will inspect us citizens?
USE YOUR BRAIN    It's the little things in life that count.
USELESS INVENTION: Checkered paint.
USELESS INVENTION: Condoms for misogynists.
USELESS INVENTION: Felt Jumper cables.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof cigarettes.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof matches.
USELESS INVENTION: Flashbulb tester.
USELESS INVENTION: Fur sink.
USELESS INVENTION: Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
USELESS INVENTION: Mesh raincoat.
USELESS INVENTION: Money with negative face value.
USELESS INVENTION: Muffler Bearings.
USELESS INVENTION: Non-intrusive alarm clock (Quietly raises a flag)
USELESS INVENTION: Paper mache step ladder.
USELESS INVENTION: Particle board tent stakes.
USENET FREAKS do it with hard drives
USENET FREAKS do it with hard drives.
USENET NEWS FREAKS do it with many groups at once
USENET NEWS FREAKS do it with many groups at once.
USER ERROR!  Brain not present!
USER ERROR! REPLACE USER AND TRY AGAIN!
USER ERROR:  Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR:  Replace user and select OK to continue.
USER ERROR:  Strike user to continue...
USER ERROR: Please replace user and hit enter to continue
USER ERROR: Replace and strike any key when ready. <g>
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR: Replace user and strike any key when ready...
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue. 
USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -- Barry
USER:  A technical term used by SysOps. (also see IDIOT)
USER: (yoo'-zer) n. - See IDIOT.
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
USER: Technical term used by computer pro's.  See Idiot.
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
USHERS do it in the dark
USHERS show you the way.
USMC:  Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
USMC: Uncle Sam's Marching Circus.
USR Field Trial Japan Supernode/IFDC Asian Supersite
USR rocks, hayes has had it's time.
USR's V.34 Sportster - The World's Most Returned Modem.
USR's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it senses you want.
USR... yo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USRobotics FileGate UK SuperHub @ V34+
USRobotics FileGate UK SuperSite @ V34+
USRobotics...The Intelligent Choice in data communications!
USRyo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USS           United Space Ship
USS Apollo NCC-13:  "Starfleet, we have a problem up here."
USS Enterprise 1701-D -- A Special Lady to the End.
USS Enterprise:  Boldly going forward 'cause we can't reverse!
USS Excelsior - "No matter where you go, there you are"
USS FUDD: on the wookout for wascally Womulans!
USS Justice - "We're the Justice, and you're not." *
USS MORNingstar docking at Deep Space Nine... call Daniel at once!
USS MORNingstar docking at Deep Space Nine... call Quark's at once!
USS Mr. Bill: To boldly tax where I promised to never tax before Nov. 3.
USS Murray to Rio Grande, docking clearance granted.
USS Pentium registry number: NCC-1952.1957829837598273
USS Priebe, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
USS Sutherland - "There will be an answer, let it be"
USS Titanic:  To boldly HIT what no one has HIT before....
USS Voyager travelled 70,000 LYs, and all I got was this T-shirt!
USS YATI:  Boldly going where it has never been again.
USS YATI: Boldly going where no inconsistency has gone before
USS YATI: Consistently seeking inconsistencies
USS YATI: Terraforming Tomorrow's Taglines
USURERS do it with high interests
UTC           Under The Counter
UTD: Unravel Tape into Drive
UTF: Unwind Tape onto Floor
UTF: Use The Force
UTT           Under The Table
UUBR: Use Undefined Base Register
UUUlllph!!!  I'm having chest pains!  Musta been that chili dog.
UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be neccessary. -- Butthead
UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be necessary. --Butthead.
UUhhhhhh, OK. -- Butthead
UWANT12: You want one too?
UWSA - United We're Still Addle-brained
UZI- The ultimate drag and drop interface.
Ubi gada dok je mali
Ubice ga Bili k'o zeca!
Ucinilo mi se da sam video TAG,ma stvarno sam ga video!
Udder Failure: Cow that doesn't give milk.
Ugggh, he's giving himself a tongue bath - Tom
Uggh, we need lighter heroes - Mike
Ugh!  And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside! - Han
Ugh! Ahh! Hoo hoo a bugga bugga ha! Haha! - Dr. Forrester
Ugh! He's giving himself a tongue bath! - Tom Servo
Ugh! Plane poop! The worst kind! - Tom on bombers
Ugh! Tastes like catnip - Crow as guy w/girl's cigarette
Ugh, Dorito breath - Crow on wind demon
Ugh, that's going to leave a mark!
Ugh, were you saving a specimen? - Tom as guy drinks
Ugh. Computer listen. Woman no listen. Me like computer.
Ugh. That's going to leave a sour taste in my mouth... - MR
Uglier than a mud-fence after a rain storm.
Ugly People do it with anyone they can.
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Ugly but True:  The most rampant and militant sexists today are women.
Ugly fellas get the girl!
Ugly giant bags of mostly water. -- Lifeforce in Home Soil
Ugly: when you  play in the sand box, the cat covers you up.
Ugly: when you play in the sand box, the cat covers you up.
Ugly?  No, he has severe appearance deficit problems.
Ugly? Well... don't take her near a fire hydrant.
Ugshot: The picture on your driver's license.
Uh Huh, Yo mama. - Another historic quote found in *POLITICS*
Uh Oh..!   My computer's caught Windows!.
Uh excuse me, ...But How can I upgrade to EDLIN for Windows95?
Uh hmmm.. consider that cat neutered.
Uh huh.  Want some coffee?
Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...
Uh oh -- your file is UNZIPped!
Uh oh guys, the Splunkies are about to hit the fan.--Tom Servo
Uh oh message coming in <zoom> There it is -Tom on speech
Uh oh!  Here comes the Bad Year blimp!
Uh oh!  I think we woke it up!
Uh oh! Gopher hole.
Uh oh! Hit a worm hole - Mike at jumpy film edit
Uh oh! It's the stinky guy! - Joel on grubby biker
Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning - Crow
Uh oh, I think I dialed the wrong planet!
Uh oh, I'm turning normal.  Musta forgot to pay the eccentric bill.
Uh oh, gramp's carving pumpkins! - Crow
Uh oh, is _that_ how sysops think of us?
Uh oh, my heart just stopped.......ah there it goes.  -Barney Gumble
Uh oh, the Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless!
Uh oh, watch out Everyone! He's startin' in with the Lawyers!
Uh oh.  Your zip file is open!
Uh oh. She's getting squishy! - Tom
Uh oh. Sounds like it's going to be an epic.
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
Uh oh...I smell a song... - Crow
Uh ohI think the warranty must have just expired...
Uh ohmy metabolic clock ran down.
Uh ohmy metabolic clock stopped.
Uh ohthe Chigs just shot Old Yeller!
Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1.
Uh! Thats going to leave a mark.
Uh! Uh! Uh! Panic! - Tom as crowd runs from danger
Uh, Hammer Who'd WANT to touch that?
Uh, Houston, we got a problem--Orville's makin' moves on the babe.
Uh, Houston? We have a problem here...
Uh, I brought the bitch - Tom
Uh, I ran out of bright and witty taglines!
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, Oh!!!  So.....that means that you're HOW OLD now???!!
Uh, THE Dead? Can you turn your radio down? - Tom
Uh, Woman's Secret Fantasy, please - Joel as guy on phone
Uh, about your voice? - Mike on guy's hokey speech
Uh, bristle, I guess - Tom, dressed as a cactus
Uh, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead.
Uh, forget the rope Luke... I think he's already dead.
Uh, forget the rope LukeI thank he's already dead.
Uh, forget the rope LukeI think he's already dead.
Uh, forget the rope...I thank he's already dead.
Uh, honey, I'm ready again.
Uh, huh huh huh huh huh... heh heh heh!
Uh, like peace, man - Tom as cheesy hippy character
Uh, no, I'm a mocker.
Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open.
Uh, oh! Romulans! - Mike on tough looking girls
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Uh, oh. Now you went and toggled a War Story:
Uh, say, Crow? Could you please kill me? - Tom
Uh, since that's not really aimed at me, could I like, go?
Uh, take your hand off my leg, sir - Crow as guy
Uh, that's, like, "Beavis", or something. ;)
Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this Tagline.
Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this recipe.
Uh, the lemur did a little number on your shirt - Crow
Uh, things you say to a bishop? - Tom
Uh, we already saw this. So can we be excused? - Mike
Uh, where's the message text?
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
Uh, yes Alex, I'll take famous skirts for $1000.
Uh, yes Alex, I'll take famous skis for $1000.
Uh, yes...it's got fins....
Uh-Oh Toto, this isn't OZ or Kansas ! It's...........EARTH !!
Uh-Oh Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!
Uh-Oh, I'm leaking brain lubricant - Calvin
Uh-Oh... This is gonna hurt. -Cole Trickle
Uh-huh.  And where did YOU find this?
Uh-oh!  This isn't good.  I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh!  Tiny Lifton Jr. just parked in Tom Arnold's spot!
Uh-oh! They got the truck wet, the're already over budget -- Crow
Uh-oh!!  Barbie is having a nervous breakdown!!
Uh-oh, Butthead.. I feel a seizure coming on.
Uh-oh, more ping-pongs!
Uh-oh, my heart just stopped......ah, there it goes. -Barney Gumble
Uh-oh.  This isn't good.  I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh. - Runt
Uh-oh. The guys from Price Waterhouse are talking to Pete Rose
Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good B4 & this isn't it
Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it.
Uh-oh?  What means "uh-oh?"
Uh-ohWrong turn.See what happens when you Speed?!
Uh-uh!  The program ain't over 'til the FAT table sings!
Uh. Bite me! - Frank MSTifies movie
Uh. Uh. What a dickweed - Dr. F MSTifies movie
Uh...    Is this thing on?
Uh... those *are* sheep aren't they?
Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue.
Uh.....Is this enough info? ...
Uh....Eh....is this what taglines are all about?
Uh...Corn-Job? That must be you, Joel - Crow
Uh...Orville, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh.
Uh...excuse me...but your message made my spell checker barf!
Uh..nice shoes, uh, two feet..yeah.. - Nelson
Uh..ok!
UhIs FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?
Uhexcuse mebut your message made my spell checker barf!
Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it...
Uhh, are you like gonna die soon? Yeah, can we be in your will?
Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis.
Uhh.. DM, we just found 20 bottles of potion of healing..is this a sign?
Uhh.. We just found 20 bottles of potion of healing..is this a sign?
Uhh.. we're like closed or something-Butthead
Uhhh - Can I run Windows with my Joystick?
Uhhh, do you use that language at home? - Butthead
Uhhh, ever seen a one eared elephant? - Crow as speaker
Uhhh, we think you're like...cool. Huh-huh.... --Beavis and Butthead.
Uhhh, we think you're like...cool. Huh-huh.Beavis & Butthead
Uhhh... Is this supposed to smoke when you mix it?
Uhhhhh.... It was like a UFO, or something...
Uhhhhhh, No. -- Butthead
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Lurch
Uhhhhno brain. -- Pinky
Uhhuh huh here's like one we just wrote.-Butthead
Uhm, how long have I had my hair this way? - Beverly Howard
Uhmmmmm,   I forget what You were going to say?
Uhthat was pretty cool.. now what? -Butthead
Uhura in Klingon: We is condemning food...supplies and things.
Uhura of Borg - "Assimilation frequencies have been established..."
Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, Sir.
Uhura on Klingon ship: The thing's gotta have a tailpipe.
Uhura on Klingons: Did you see the way that they ATE?
Uhura, any word from mainframe command?
Uhwhy has our torch flame turn blue.
Ujutru,kad se probudis,opali zenu-bices prvi toga dana.
Ukazala mi se gospaPai nije neka riba...
Ukoliko ne primis ovu poruku,javi se da ti posaljem drugu
Ukoliko niste deo resenja, onda ste sigurno deo problema.
Ukradeni novac se ne vraca - Bob Rock
Ukrania! My sweet Ukrania - Tom sings
Ukrania! Ukrania! - Mike sings
Ulcers show a man has big money: either he's making it or owing it.
Ulfie got what he deserved...Domi didn't...
Ultima IX: The Microsoft - Lord British Alliance
Ultimate Drug Pusher/Dealer: Crack-addicted mother with fetus-No crime
Ultimate Oxymoron #1: `cash surplus.'
Ultimate Oxymoron #2: `good morning.'
Ultimate Oxymoron -oxymoron.
Ultimate Oxymoron: Progress in Congress
Ultimate Oxymoron: good morning
Ultimate Question Research Team
Ultimate bachelor condiments: liquid lettuce and solid milk.
Ultimate justification of mankind's existence: Books!
Ultimate memory manager: Windows 3.1. It manages to use it all.
Ultimate office Automation - Networked coffee machines.
Ultimate office automation:  Networked coffee machines!
Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee machines.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Ultimate players do it horizontally.
Ultimate putdown: Your mother is a lawyer.
Ultimate rejection: Your hand falls asleep while wanking.
Ultimate trust is 2 cannibals having oral sex!
Ultimate trust: Two cannibals having oral sex!
Ultimately, no amount of study will lead to the truth.- D.Carradine
Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed without supper
Ultrasound:  A loud noise.
Um caruje dok snaga ne posizi
Um caruje, snaga dobro dodje !
Um, Did someone say Jaguar was better than 3DO? HaHAhahAHhaHA!
Um, I'll just be going now, Mr. Dragon, sir.  - Unknown Kender
Um, Quark, yes, I like him.
Um, do you by any chance happen to have a vomitorium in this house?
Um, l-look, if we build this large wooden badger- - Bedevere
Um, the dead don't tread water."  Mike, during "Zombie Nightmare."
Um, well, maybe not...  Hypothetically speaking, though, if I was Q,
Um... I guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? - TEC
Um...looks like he's stating facts.  Lighten up!
UmI guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? - TEC
Uma, Mother of the Dark Season.
Umao-San, Wherefore art thou Umao-San?
Umbilical Cord:  Part of a parachute.
Umbilical Cord?  Nah, that's a Baby Bungee!
Umbilical Cord? Nah, that's a Baby Bungee!
Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Umbrellactic: The protective sleeve of a compact umbrella.
Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day.
Umgf, Orblg Gnarsk - I love you in Orcish.
Umm, Mr. Moderator... Which final warning is this?
Umm, ham. A little Virginia honey-baked ham! - Crow
Umm-Hmm... And what does *this* do, Mr Woof? 'BLEEP!'
Umm. Fresh tracks & one of them is limping - Crow
Umm..... excuse me but you guys are WEIRD!
Umm...your ZIP is open...
Ummagumma ummagumma ummagumma. This has been your weird noise alert.
Ummm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Birdseye Monkey - Crow on frozen monkey
Ummm! Trouble with grammar have I, yes. - Yoda
Ummm, Excuse me but I think you dropped your CARRIER
Ummm, Kitty! - Crow as alien girl to grasshopper
Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I!  Yes! - Yoda
Ummm, chocolate taglines.  Sounds delicious.
Ummm, haunting - Mike on music
Ummm, my mother-in-law died at Khitomerdoes that count?
Ummm. Sweet Old Buzzard = SOB? Close enuff for gov'mint work!
Ummmm, I don't DO mouth to mouth!....
Ummmm... well... er... gee... I uh... ya see... well
Ummmm... well... er... gee... I uh... ya see... well,
Umpires do it until they need glasses.
Umro od seksa: Sjebao se niz stepenice.
Umro si u cvetu starosti, pred sam kraj svog zivota !
Umrophobia:  fear of not being able to figure out what to be afraid of!
Un Quebec independant dans un Canada unis...
Un clavier KGB n'a pas de touche <ESC<...
Un, deux, trois - cats sank.  More biligualism.
Un-NumLock your brain.
UnOfficial Non-MODERATOR
UnZip PANTS.ZIP - now THAT"S a command line!
UnZip, Expand, Explode -- which filthy bugger thought of this?
UnZip, Expand, Explode, Inflate... What pervert came up with this?
UnZip, Expand, Explode... What kind of pervert came up with this?
UnZip, Expand, ExplodeWhat kind of pervert came up with this?
UnZip, expand, explode. What kind of pervert came up with this?
UnZip, expand, explodeWhat kind of pervert made this?
UnZip...expand...What kind of pervert came up with this?
Unable To Close LEVI.ZIP - Abort, Retry Or Diet?
Unable To Locate Coffee -- Operator Halted
Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost.
Unable To Locate Conference - Sysop.sys Lost.
Unable t' locate Coffee -- Operato' Halted.  Yo' Man!!
Unable to Locate Coffee, OPERATOR HALTED!
Unable to Open Blouse.Zip! (A)bort (R)etry (T)ry Harder!
Unable to ZIP "LEVI.ZIP"; (A)bort (R)etry or (D)iet?
Unable to ZIP LEVI.ZIP:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)iet?
Unable to execute SANITY.COM  A)bort, R)etry, G)o for a bheer?
Unable to execute SANITY.COM A)bort, R)etry, G)o for a beer?
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N
Unable to find CAPTAIN.CRUNCH.  Cancel milk order.
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN. SysOp not loaded!
Unable to find coffee, operator halted.
Unable to find glasses! Akborft, Retgy, Faoil?
Unable to find tagline.  Format hard disk instead? y/N
Unable to load REALITY.SYS  Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error
Unable to locate . . . anything!
Unable to locate Alcohol ....  Operator Halted!
Unable to locate COFFEE.CUP -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate COFFEE.MUG -- Search in progress, please wait...
Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop not loaded!
Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN  **SYSOP NOT LOADED**
Unable to locate Chocolate -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate CoffZhW Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee - Sysop Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operation Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator relaxes for a change.
Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee-Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee...Er...Unable to Think...%^&*( NO CARRIER!
Unable to locate Coke Classic -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coke(tm)--Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Coke - operator halted
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Dr.Pepper -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate EARLGREY.HOT, Enterprise Halted
Unable to locate Jolt Cola.  Operater Halted.
Unable to locate Marlboro Light - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted!
Unable to locate Scott  -- Conferences halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT--PICARD.COM halted!
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT. Enterprise halted.
Unable to locate \TEA\EARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted!
Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted!
Unable to locate chocolate -- Operator Cranky!
Unable to locate coffee <A>bort <Q>uit <P>icnic!
Unable to locate coffee -- Operator Asleep!
Unable to locate coffee--operateor halted.
Unable to locate computer... Too many manuals on desk...
Unable to locate humor - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea - Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate junk food -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate oxygen -- Operator Deceased!
Unable to locate stacvol.dsk -- Life ended.
Unable to locate.....   Operator lost.
Unable to open <beer.btl>, program halted
Unable to open <beer.btl<, program halted.
Unable to open File------ Where is my f.....g Vandergraff generator??
Unable to open JEANS.ZIP  continue to TAKELEAK.EXE (y,n)?
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP  Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (n,Y)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (n) (Y)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (y)(N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? (Y) (n)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP.   Continue job? (Y/N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail???
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue piss? (Y/N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue running TAKELEAK.EXE? (Y/N)
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Run TAKELEAK.EXE anyway Y/N?
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP   Replace Floppy and Try Again.
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP  <A>bort <R>etry <P>iss pants
Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP: Replace floppy and try again!
Unable to open Trouser.zip  (a)bort  (r)etry  (p)ee
Unable to open Windows.  Try the door? [Y]/N
Unable to open window. Insufficient memory. Please close other windows.
Unable to read directory:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide?
Unable to read reality.  (D)elete, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA  Run MILITIA.COM? Y/N
Unable to restore Backup. Want a Drink? (Y)es (N)o (G)et Smashed
Unable to retain Coffee - Back in five minutes.
Unable to retain Coffee - Back in five minutes...
Unable to sleep with the weight of the load - Course of Empire
Unacknowledged men coexisting with acknowledged women.
Unaclustomed as I am to peeblic spooking....
Unanimous is a mouse with a single horn in its forehead.
Unattended children will be boxed and shipped abroad!
Unattended children will be sold as slaves!
Unauthorised amphibians will be toad away.
Unauthorized Access.  Program Termination.
Unauthorized System Access.  Sysop Terminated
Unauthorized System Access.  User Terminated.
Unauthorized System Access. Sysop Terminated.
Unauthorized damage of regulation book is strictly against regulations
Unauthorized damage of regulation books is strictly against regulation
Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is disallowed.
Unauthorized posession prohibited by Federation Code A639, Para. 85
Unbalanced, I'd say. I have to agree - Mike on bad movie
Unbalanced: Mode of thought while analyzing dimensionless equations
Unbeknownst to the Wicked Witch, the squirtgun was loaded...
Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another.
Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron
Unbiased opinions are utterly valueless.
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys.
Unburdened by the rigors of coherent thought.
Uncanny - the way Grandma fixes dinner.
Unchain me! - Mike as kid looks through fence
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice ... in the dark, soft, supple, leather box.
Uncle Dudley's '93 World Tour
Uncle Jim's an edgy man who should NOT be riled - Crow
Uncle Jim's outta control! We frag him today! - Mike
Uncle Owen...this R2 unit has a bad motivator...
Uncle Picard, What does "Warp Core Breach" on this display means?
Uncle Rasta's Online Service for the Mentally Aroused
Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind.
Uncle Sam needs your money - Clinton already SPENT it!
Uncle Sam needs your money - Congress already SPENT it!
Uncle Sam wants your money. Congress already spent it!
Uncle Tanoose! - Crow
Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda.
Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!
Uncomment this one and insert your local phone company's name in there
Unconsciousness could *still* be 'warm'...<g> - TEC
Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe.
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst,
Undelete Help: Online Documentation Not found. (Real Smart, IBM!).
Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt
Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining?
Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining??
Under all my clothes, I'm skyclad - all the time!
Under all these clothes, I am totally naked....
Under all these clothes, I'm completely Naked.
Under all these cloths, I am totaly naked.....
Under capitalism, man exploits man.  Under communism, it is just the opposite.
Under construction! It's getting beta, beta and beta.
Under every stone lerks a politician.
Under every stone lurks a politician.        Aristophanes
Under his uniform, Sisko's t-shirt says, "I'm a Wolf-359 survivor!"
Under krig tiger lagarna. /Cicero
Under no circmstances should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
Under no circumstances should you ever press F1
Under no circumstances.
Under normal circumstances, I say we should come back tomorrow.
Under penalty of law this tagline not to be removed except by consumer
Under repair, Normal service shall resume tomorrow!
Under that black robe, is the judge nude?
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Under the Bleachers, by Seymore Haire
Under the Bleachers, by Seymour Bottoms
Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts
Under the Grandstand ... by Seamore Butts
Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butts.
Under the Grandstand,   by Seymour Butts.
Under the Kimino by Seemore Hair
Under the black belly of cloud in the rain --U2
Under-Achievers Anonymous has an 11-step program.
Underbudget                            We haven't started yet
Undercover Agent:  A spy in bed.
Undercover Angel - Tom sings
Undercover Angel just loves slow hands and a fast tongue.
Undercover Angel, midnight fantasy.
Undercover Asian, Midnight fantasy - Mike sings
Undercover and lurking beneath my mask...
Underemployed = I work less than 40 hours a week!
Underestimate a Thalian! No, officer,just a bag of cut sage, for
Underhoodist: Station attendant with a genius for locating hood latches.
Underhoodist: station attendant with knack for locating hood latches.
Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: Superiority is recessive.
Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked!
Underneath all these clothes I'm completely naked!
Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string
Underneath this stone doth lie, As much beauty as could die.-Jonson
Understand alien races!?!  I don't even understand my wife! ___ Blue
Understand alien races, I can't even understand my *cat*!
Understand gun control.  I have the gun, so I have control!
Understand' is too strong a word
Understandable this place is.  Then we get visitors...
Understanding enriches the conversation.
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Understanding is not required; only obedience. - Delenn
Understanding is the key. Maybe it's under the mat.
Understanding my ancestors puts a different prospective on today.
Understanding my ancestors puts a new prospective on today.
Understanding of the female mind!
Undertaker Sign:  Remains to be Seen.
Undertakers DO IT with corpses. <---Disregard. THAT's SICK!
Undertakers do it gravely.
Undertakers do it with any body.
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Underwear of the 90s: Stainless steel chain mail with security lock.
Underwear should be worn on the inside
Underwear should be worn on the inside - Bart Simpson's lines
Underwear should be worn on the inside -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F08
Underwear should be worn on the inside -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F08
Underwear should be worn on the inside. --Bart Simpson.
Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety.
Undies on your head, shoes on your hands and Woooooooooo!
Undifferentiated cell blobs are people too!
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Undocumented Genealogy is Mythology
Undoubtedly, the best view is found in a pc without windows.
Unearthly ritual sealed in fire, enter the kingdom of desire
Uneasy lies the head that wears the propellor beanie!
Unemployed bean eater was swinging from the ceiling - Tom
Unemployed men commit suicide 2x more than employed men.
Unemployed musicians play with themselves.
Unemployed.  Homeless.  Hopelessly addicted.  Will work for pizza.
Unemployed: Anita Job
Unemployed: Anita Job(b)
Unemployed: Anita Job.
Unemployment means never having to set your alarm.
Unexpected laughter? Check your fly, Jim!
Unexpected laughter? Check your fly.
Unfair competition                          [Selling cheaper than we do]
Unfair to Local 12, Villians Thieves and Scoundrels Union
Unfair!  A battle of wits and you are unarmed!
Unfair!  It is a battle of wits and you are unarmed.
Unfair! A battle of wits and you've come unarmed!
Unfortunate skin! - Crow on alien monster
Unfortunately we laugh at the distress of others.
Unfortunately, Cook's poor public relation skills got the best of him.
Unfortunately, Remo, when an assassin fails, he is usually dead.
Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable
Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding - Riker
Unfortunately, most drunk drivers are still driving.
Unfortunately, nobody was hurt.
Unfortunately, there's no snooze button on a hungry cat!
Unfortunately, you're probably right about that, too.
Unfortunatly, FIDO ate your message.
Unfrozen caveman lawyer!
Ungodly Coincidences of the Old West - Mike
Unh unh uuuhhhh nyaaa yyesss!  Generic porn film soundtrack
Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead. -Melchett
Unhappy?  Kill a rapist.
Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything...
Unicorns are *NOT* mythical creatures - virgins are!
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.
Unicorns do it with a spiraled shaft!
Unicorns must be believed to be seen
Unicorns must be believed to be seen. (Peter S. Beagle)
Unified Field Theory--My field is your field
Unify the world; be ZIP compatible!
Unilingual (n.):  American.
Unilingual: American.
Uninhabited planet, right.  I've heard THAT one before!
Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
Union Labor -- Doin' the Least for the Most.
Union Pacific makes the BEST movies! -Crow/MST3K#623
Unison: 2 violins tuned a quarter tone apart playing the same thing
Unit of Power = Watt.  "I said, unit of power!" Watt.
Unitarian prayer: "To whom it may concern...."
Unitarian: (def) What is this s**t?
Unitarianism:  Shit anywhere you want
Unitarians belive God is natural, not supernatural.
Unite against racism.
United Parcel Service.  They dont call 'em Oops for nothing!
United Parcel Shuttle - Please sign for your TRIBBLE Delivery.
United States kids have Nintendo;  Japanese kids have homework.
United We Command  -  Divided We Beg
Uniters of the world - work!
Unity formula:  Understanding + Tollerance = Acceptance
Unity in Disability.....AADP Unites All Persons
Universal Law #1  Bad things happen to Good people
Universal Life Church: Elvis thinks you're neat!
Universal Obscurant and Specularly Reflective Surfaces
Universal Turing Machine for sale - two spare tapes.
Universal axiom of Gresham's Law: Bad defeats Good then self-destructs.
Universal axiom to Gresham's Law: Bad defeats Good then self-destructs
Universal axiom to Gresham's Law: Bad drives out good & self-destructs
Universe Corrupted - Unable to recover Reality...
Universe corrupted -- reboot REALITY.SYS
Universe file corrupted. (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore
Universe rebooting in 5 seconds...this is a recording...
Universe, n.: The problem.
Universe.Dat not located, suspect Myra I Fox.
Universe.Dat not located, suspect Orville Bullitt.
Universe: Imagination riding on Paradox.
University of Kuwait (School of Desert Warfare)
University politics are vicious because the stakes are so small.
University:  A modern school where football is taught.
Unix - the operating system whose commands look like line noise
Unix Programmers must C her's.
Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.
Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!)
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care.
Unix:  the operating system of the future of the past.
Unix: the operating system of the future of the past.
Unix?  I can't even do ONE thing at once.
Unix? Aren't they those guys who were castrated?
Unix? No thanks, I don't keep a harem.
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason.
Unknown error on undefined device for unexplained reason
Unknown error on unknown device for unknown reason
Unknown to the Wicked Witch of the West, the squirt gun was loaded.
Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded.
Unknown vehicle on desk, please acknowledge -Tom in plane
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
Unleavened bread is bread made without any ingredients.
Unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on life.
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life
Unless restrained, all governments devolve to tyranny
Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'. --Fox Mulder.
Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'. --Mulder.
Unless they criticize the moderators.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
Unless we change direction, we're likely to end up where we're headed.
Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.  Eskimo proverb
Unless you call out, who will open the door? - Ethiopia
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unless you happen to own the restaurant...there ain't no "free lunch."
Unless you try it, you'll never love it!!  Try Blue Wave v2.12 today!
Unless you're Finnish - Tom
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
Unless you've got some sort of PROBLEM with that.
Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that
Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that...
Unless your a hemroid, get off my ass.
Unless your leading the pack, the view never changes.
Unless, that is, they discover your secret vulnerability. - Jalapeno
Unlike Anerican cheese, you're only 10% natural.  -Heather Kane
Unlike a saxophone, a lawnmower can be tuned.....
Unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Unlike some people, God is NEVER late.
Unlike the cleaning lady, I have to do Windows.
Unlike the shark, the endorphine is gentle and intelligent.
Unlimited Keyword Search.  The Genealogist's Dream.
Unlimited keyword search...the Geneologist's delight!
Unlucky at cards, unlucky at love. - Father Mulcahy
Unmarried men have no buttons on shirts. Married men have no shirts.
Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
Unofficial host of the Off-Topic conference.
Unofficial moderator of the Off-Topic conference.
Unpaid bills are collector's items.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Blended fabrics are forbidden.  (Lev. 19:19)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Hatred of others is unChristian.  (1 John 4)
Unpopular Bible Fact: He who hates, risks going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus associated with hated minorities.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus spoke out most often against hypocrites.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Public prayer is wrong.  (Matthew 6:1-6)
Unprecedented performance:  Nothing ever ran this slow before.
Unprecedented performance: Nothing ever ran this slow before.
Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them.
Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them.
Unpupular: Anyone whose dog refuses to play them.
Unpupular: Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
Unrecovable error. System destroyed.
Unrecoverable Application ERROR - Detonation follows.
Unrecoverable Application Error, Kwisatz.
Unrecoverable Application Error, Orville.
Unrecoverable Application Error: (A)bort (R)etry (B)uy Desqview ?
Unrecoverable Application Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy Desqview ?
Unrecoverable ERROR: File POLITICS.SYS is corrupt. Reformat? (Y/N)
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF-Incompetent user
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF.  Incompetent user at keyboard.
Unrecoverable system error at 42B:78GH. Incompetent user.
Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Unregistered * MailMaka' - Yo' Windows offline reada'!
Unregistered * MailMaker - Your Windows offline reader!
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unregistered Evaluation recipe.
Unregistered Pirated copy
Unregistered evalutation tagline.
Unregistered for * @n99 * days.
Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
Unregistered!
Unrequested Experimental Crappie
Unreservedly, Irrevocably 100% Politically Incorrect.
Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E !
Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol.
Unsafe toys for Xmas: Will it Burn? From Parker Brothers.
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - s.w.
Unsightly facial dog hair.
Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions
Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions.
Unsolved Mysteries of the World: Socks that don't match!
Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma
Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma(5)
Unspeakable error in module Cthulhu at address R'lyeh
Unspeakable error in module Cthulhu at address R'lyeh.
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Unspeakable error in module TAGLINE at address C800:5
Unstabel?  Me?  I prefer the tearm "mentally double-jointed."
Unstable?  Me?  I prefer the term "mentally double-jointed"
Unstable? Unstable!!!??? UNSTABLE!!!!?????
Unsufficient virtual ..um....er...
Untamed youth eating their weight in cotton - Crow
Untie-Life: when death has you in knots
Until '56 then mysteriously, NO DICK! -Crow on Van Patten
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Until I discovered women I thought love was a pain in the ass
Until I make thy foes thy footstool. (ACT 2:35)
Until Quake......DOOM is forever!
Until his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Anouilh
Until next time, collective dufuses - Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!
Until one wonderful, funderful day - TV's Frank sings
Until people grow up, they have no idea what's cool
Until the Next, Broken Heart
Until the Twelfth of Never - Dr. Forrester
Until the Year 1960, I never had an accident. Then I bought a car
Until the day of his death, no one can be sure of his courage.
Until the stars fall, I think of you.
Until the warm summer breeze whispers your name again -- Dan Duffy
Until there are none, Adopt one.  HSUS
Until you stalk and overcome, you can't devour anyone - Hobbes
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Until you. From me to you, sweet floppy Frank -Crow sings
Unto the pure, all things are pure. - Titus 1:15
Unto thee, Jesus said verily.
Unusual cheeses.
Unusual weather we're having, ain't it..?
Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion
Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion(8)
Unwilling sperm recipient: rape victim.
Unwritten Book:  "Programing The Female Operating System."
Unwritten Book: Programing The Female Operating System.
Unwritten book: "Dash for the Bathroom" by Willie Makitt.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Unzip!  Expand!  Explode! . . .  OK!  Who's the pervert?
Unzip, Expand, Explode...  Who's the pervert behind this?
Unzip, expand, explode - What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode ... OK! Who's the pervert?
Unzip, expand, explode ...What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with that?
Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with this? A Klingon?
Unzip, expand, explode...All right, who's the pervert?
Unzip, expand, explode...what pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, explodeWhat pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, inflate, explode... What pervert came up with this?
Unzip, expand, inflate, explode.... What pervert came up with this?!
Unzip.. expand.. What kind of pervert came up with this?
Unzip... Expand... What kind of pervert came up with that?
Unzip... expand... What kind of pervert came up with this
Unzip...Expand...Explode.. What pervert thought up this system?
Unzipping your fly, may cause you to die.
Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Up a polluted tributary without a suitable means of propulsion.
Up against the wall! Spread 'em - Crow
Up against the wall, redneck mama san! - Joel sings
Up close, you're a guy! - Far away, too. - Klinger
Up in the sky ... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's BLUNDERWOMAN!
Up in the sky!  It's a bird, it's a plane... <Splat!>  Damn pigeons!
Up keep is keeping up.
Up late?  COPY caffeine.com C:\nervous\system
Up next.. Pongo's revue of Rocky Five... Thousand!
Up the Ironz!
Up the workers and all that stuff.
Up there in the sky...it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a MAJOR WOODY!!
Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an AIRPLANE.
Up where? Hmmmmmmmmmm OK!
Up with Dick Armey's Flat Tax! (and taxes rates in general!)
Up with dresses!  Down with pants!
Up yer shaft. -- Capt. Montgomery Scott
Up your accumulator.
Up your shaft. - Scotty
Up yours! I mean, we'll be righ there! - Crow
Up yours, gumshoe! - Crow
Up, Up and Away in my beautiful balloon...
Up, up and away, in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!
Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in!
Upgrade dos/windows, use OS/2!
Upgrade from OS/2 2.11 to DOS 6.21!?  No Way!
Upgrade from OS/2 2.x to DOS 6!? No Way!
Upgrade:  Take old bugs out, put new bugs in.
Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Upgraded my network last night - bought new Nikes!
Upgraded my network last week.  Yep, new Reeboks!
Upholding The Causes Of Nonsense/Irrationality In An Uptight Universe!
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
Upload aborted: (l)ogoff (r)eboot (s)moke DSZ docs
Upload mail problems? Use NODUPS to delete up loaded mail.
Upload..Download..Upload..Download..(sigh).
Upon Landing with a first time passenger cheated death again!
Upon receiving this message, Orville, sign here:[_].
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Upoznaj sa moga sebe
Uppity Women Unite!
Upset a Scott and you're likely to get kilt.
Upset a liberal. Ask if he/she is ready to try conservatism yet.
Upset the politically correct - read banned books.
Upstairs maids do it upstairs.
Upsy...Uh...Daisy - Mike
Upwardly Compatable = You get to keep all the old bugs.
Ura BBS addict when you consider BBSing better than coffee..
Ura Montana Tech-er if "Black Jack" is a professor, not a card game.
Ura Montana Tech-er if "Met" is where you go to class, not see operas.
Ura Montana Tech-er if "pet" is a college major, not a tame animal.
Ura Montana Tech-er if Carter is a professor, not an ex-President.
Ura Montana Tech-er if the HPER building is pronounced "Hi-per."
Ura Montana Tech-er if u have to chain up to get to school in winter.
Ura Montana Tech-er if u have to use 4WD to get to school in winter.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you call your profs by their first names.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can *drive* and derive!
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can smoke and x-country ski at 6,000 feet.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can walk uphill and downhill while drunk.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you can't count, but you can integrate.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you know 3 or more Anaconda jokes.
Ura Montana Tech-er if you know the other definition of "yuppie."
Ura Montana Tech-er if you've ever been part of a "Snowball Team."
Ura Montana Tech-er if you've ever shoveled snow on summer work-study.
Ura Montanan if "Berkeley" is a pit in Butte, not a school in CA.
Ura Montanan if "catch & release" is for ur social life, not fishing.
Ura Montanan if "creek" rhymes with "stick."
Ura Montanan if "pastie" rhymes with "nasty" and not "hasty."
Ura Montanan if 20 degrees (F) is considered a warm day.
Ura Montanan if Thanksgiving is ruined without Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if a big town to you is anything over 5,000 people.
Ura Montanan if a good Christmas gift is thermal underwear.
Ura Montanan if a sell-out crowd is less than a thousand people.
Ura Montanan if all you eat is meat and wheat.
Ura Montanan if all your jeans have snags from barbed-wire fences.
Ura Montanan if anything above 20 degrees (F) is hot to you.
Ura Montanan if coyotes wake you up three times a week.
Ura Montanan if dressing up means *clean* jeans, shirt, and hat.
Ura Montanan if every 3rd vehicle u meet is a truck with a dog in it.
Ura Montanan if every sign you see is full of bullet holes.
Ura Montanan if folks wear shorts on the street in 10-below weather.
Ura Montanan if football widows are rare because the men hunt instead.
Ura Montanan if getting dressed up means combing your hair.
Ura Montanan if it snows on the last day of school.
Ura Montanan if pasties are in restaurants, not girlie shows.
Ura Montanan if the "good ole boys" are your two pit bulls.
Ura Montanan if the 4th of July parade is canceled because of snow.
Ura Montanan if the Farm Bureau meeting is a big social event.
Ura Montanan if the biggest word in your vocabulary is vocabulary.
Ura Montanan if the only coats you own are hunter's orange.
Ura Montanan if the only college you went to was roping school.
Ura Montanan if the only jokes you know are about North Dakotans.
Ura Montanan if the only tan you have is on your face and forearms.
Ura Montanan if the population drops 20% when you leave the state.
Ura Montanan if the season's fashion color is always Carhart Brown.
Ura Montanan if the stop light is the best entertainment in town.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has 50 people and 3 or more bars.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has a Mint Bar.
Ura Montanan if the town you live in has a Stockmen's Bar.
Ura Montanan if the whole town follows the H.S. teams to tournaments.
Ura Montanan if the wind is blowing faster than you are driving.
Ura Montanan if u are forced to study Montana Geography in 7th grade.
Ura Montanan if u check under ur hood for cats before u start ur car.
Ura Montanan if u don't think it's blowing hard until a train derails.
Ura Montanan if u smile at out-of-staters and they think ur strange.
Ura Montanan if u spend more time cleaning your horse than your gun.
Ura Montanan if u spend more time cleaning your horse than your house.
Ura Montanan if u take a winter coat and shorts on the same vacation.
Ura Montanan if u wash clothes in a creek & hang them on trees to dry.
Ura Montanan if u've ever packed shorts and a parka on the same trip.
Ura Montanan if ur favorite restaurant makes buffalo-meat hamburgers.
Ura Montanan if ur rich boyfriend has a '72 4x4 and $6.32 in the bank.
Ura Montanan if ur school program has misspellings and no one notices.
Ura Montanan if ur so proud of your state, u write taglines about it.
Ura Montanan if ur suspicious of wolves, politicians, & Californians.
Ura Montanan if watching bears chase tourists is a spectator sport.
Ura Montanan if watching the weather is a major spectator sport.
Ura Montanan if when u golf in other states, ur drives lose 100 yards.
Ura Montanan if yer truck has every color offered for that model year.
Ura Montanan if you "call" the back seat to get out of opening gates.
Ura Montanan if you *love* Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if you actually know your neighbors.
Ura Montanan if you always keep $5 bills handy when you're driving.
Ura Montanan if you are a Kenny Rogers fan.
Ura Montanan if you are all heart from the belt up.
Ura Montanan if you are related to everyone in town.
Ura Montanan if you buy eggs and vegetables from the Hutterites.
Ura Montanan if you call mountains "hills."
Ura Montanan if you call the vet when you can't reach the doctor.
Ura Montanan if you can charge your groceries without a credit card.
Ura Montanan if you can charge your groceries.
Ura Montanan if you can letter in rodeo in high school.
Ura Montanan if you can ride a horse and talk at the same time.
Ura Montanan if you can scrape your car windows in under a minute.
Ura Montanan if you compete with Hutterites to find parking spaces.
Ura Montanan if you consider a gun rack a fashionable accessory.
Ura Montanan if you consider the local truck stop to be fine dining.
Ura Montanan if you cross the Missouri 3 or more times to get to town.
Ura Montanan if you don't trust anyone from east of the Mississippi.
Ura Montanan if you drive 10 miles to get your mail.
Ura Montanan if you drive 80 miles to go out to dinner.
Ura Montanan if you drive an "outfit" or "rig" instead of a car.
Ura Montanan if you drive more than 100 miles to buy groceries.
Ura Montanan if you get charged long distance for calling ur neighbor.
Ura Montanan if you get macho about the cold winters you've seen.
Ura Montanan if you get the jokes in all these Montana taglines.
Ura Montanan if you go for a walk and everyone offers you a ride.
Ura Montanan if you go to a wedding in a T-shirt and jeans.
Ura Montanan if you have a 5-point antler rack on your mailbox.
Ura Montanan if you have a missle silo in your back yard.
Ura Montanan if you have ever done aerobics in cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if you have four seasons all in one day.
Ura Montanan if you have insurance on your horse and not on your wife.
Ura Montanan if you have no problem understanding Canadian lingo, eh!
Ura Montanan if you insure your livestock and not your wife.
Ura Montanan if you keep your snow tires on until July.
Ura Montanan if you know "The Bob" isn't just a haircut.
Ura Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.
Ura Montanan if you know better than to order cow pies for dessert.
Ura Montanan if you know the current price for durum wheat.
Ura Montanan if you know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are.
Ura Montanan if you know what pert-near means.
Ura Montanan if you know what the 4 H's in "4H" stand for.
Ura Montanan if you know where Vida is.
Ura Montanan if you leave your studded tires on until May.
Ura Montanan if you love your rifle more than your wife.
Ura Montanan if you make your passenger get out to lock in the hubs.
Ura Montanan if you mistake mosquitoes for the state bird.
Ura Montanan if you moved to Seattle but are still a Broncos fan.
Ura Montanan if you order a ditch and the bartender knows what it is.
Ura Montanan if you own more saddles than suits.
Ura Montanan if you put mittens in your shorts pockets.
Ura Montanan if you read the weather report before getting dressed.
Ura Montanan if you refer to 50 mph winds as an afternoon "breeze."
Ura Montanan if you regularly drive 20,000 miles in a year.
Ura Montanan if you ride a horse to school instead of taking the bus.
Ura Montanan if you see kids wearing shorts in the middle of winter.
Ura Montanan if you see more trucks than people at football games.
Ura Montanan if you set up your hunting tent in your driveway.
Ura Montanan if you shovel snow and mow the lawn on the same day.
Ura Montanan if you sneer at a 45 below wind-chill.
Ura Montanan if you spend more on feed than you do on food.
Ura Montanan if you take a winter coat on your summer vacation.
Ura Montanan if you think "Snoop Doggy Dog" is a command for your dog.
Ura Montanan if you think 85 mph is a "reasonable and prudent" speed!
Ura Montanan if you think the 1st day of hunting season is a holiday.
Ura Montanan if you use antlers for coat hangers.
Ura Montanan if you use the wind to blow-dry your hair.
Ura Montanan if you use your swimming pool for ice skating.
Ura Montanan if you view a 200-mile drive as a walk in the park.
Ura Montanan if you view the 55mph speed limit as a "suggestion."
Ura Montanan if you wave at people you don't know while you drive.
Ura Montanan if you wear a hat to the dinner table.
Ura Montanan if you wear cowboy boots to gym class.
Ura Montanan if you went camping on your honeymoon.
Ura Montanan if you wipe your feet and instead of mud, it's manure.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather buy boots than get married.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather go camping than on a Carnival Cruise.
Ura Montanan if you'd rather have a truck than a Porsche.
Ura Montanan if you're driving 75 mph and someone passes you.
Ura Montanan if you're in a Western play and don't need a costume.
Ura Montanan if you've driven 50 miles without seeing another car.
Ura Montanan if you've ever been turned back at the Canadian border.
Ura Montanan if you've ever played golf while it's snowing.
Ura Montanan if you've ever taken sick leave to go hunting.
Ura Montanan if you've ever used a smudge pot to warm up your engine.
Ura Montanan if you've ever vacationed in Baker & thought it was fun.
Ura Montanan if you've ever worn jeans to church on Sunday.
Ura Montanan if you've never seen a skyscraper.
Ura Montanan if you've seen snow fall in June, July, or August.
Ura Montanan if your 4th of July preparations include shoveling snow.
Ura Montanan if your Cadillac has four mud flaps.
Ura Montanan if your Christmas tree is a tumbleweed.
Ura Montanan if your H.S. basketball team has fewer than 8 players.
Ura Montanan if your U.S. senator is best known by his first name.
Ura Montanan if your banker wears cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if your belt buckle is bigger than your boots.
Ura Montanan if your best outfit is a pickup truck.
Ura Montanan if your car has a "Go Griz" bumper sticker.
Ura Montanan if your church does baptisms in a horse trough.
Ura Montanan if your cowboy hat is bigger than your hair.
Ura Montanan if your dog is your only vacuum cleaner.
Ura Montanan if your family doctor also manages the town bar.
Ura Montanan if your favorite author is Louis L'Amour.
Ura Montanan if your favorite food is Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if your favorite sports hero is Dave Dickenson.
Ura Montanan if your first date was to go gopher hunting.
Ura Montanan if your governor helps to catch drunk drivers.
Ura Montanan if your governor is best known by his first name.
Ura Montanan if your governor makes citizen's arrests.
Ura Montanan if your governor's limo is a crew-cab pickup.
Ura Montanan if your heating bill exceeds your IQ.
Ura Montanan if your highest education was the Hunters' Safety course.
Ura Montanan if your horse gets the tent and you sit out in the rain.
Ura Montanan if your horse is faster than your truck.
Ura Montanan if your horse is groomed better than your wife.
Ura Montanan if your horse smells better than your husband.
Ura Montanan if your horse's shoes look better than yours.
Ura Montanan if your hunting gear is worth more than your truck.
Ura Montanan if your idea of culture is a Garth Brooks concert.
Ura Montanan if your idea of fun is bowling.
Ura Montanan if your idea of gourmet food is Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ura Montanan if your idea of gourmet food is buffalo burgers.
Ura Montanan if your kids can't go out because of bears in the yard.
Ura Montanan if your neighboring town is 100 miles away.
Ura Montanan if your parents were smart enough to move there from ND.
Ura Montanan if your pet is a grizzly bear.
Ura Montanan if your rancher neighbors wear Nikes.
Ura Montanan if your school bus eats hay.
Ura Montanan if your slippers are cowboy boots.
Ura Montanan if your state representative is your neighbor.
Ura Montanan if your tires are bald, but your spare looks brand new.
Ura Montanan if your town doesn't have a stop light.
Ura Montanan if your town doesn't have cable TV.
Ura Montanan if your truck is hitting its "prime" at 100,000 miles.
Ura Montanan if your two favorite tools are made by Smith & Wesson.
Ura Montanan if your used truck came with a gun rack and a dog.
Ura Montanan if your walls have more animal mounts than pictures.
Ura Redneck Anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding
Ura Redneck If U come back from the dump with more then you took.
Ura Redneck If U dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Ura Redneck If U get your oil changed by your barber.
Ura Redneck If U give away more free puppies then the Humane Society.
Ura Redneck If U have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck If U have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight.
Ura Redneck If U have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.'
Ura Redneck If U keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Ura Redneck If U keep catfish in your aquarium.
Ura Redneck If U refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year.'
Ura Redneck If U refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck If U sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck If U shop for groceries at a gas station.
Ura Redneck If U think 'recycling' means going home from work.
Ura Redneck If U think Dishwasher Broken means wife has no money.
Ura Redneck If U think French onion dip is and exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck If U think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
Ura Redneck If U think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck If U think toilet water is exactly that.
Ura Redneck If U wake up with Red Man in your hair.
Ura Redneck If U wash your car more often your kids.
Ura Redneck If U wet the bad and 4 other people immediately know it.
Ura Redneck If U've been arrested for reliving yourself in an ice box.
Ura Redneck If U've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Ura Redneck If U've ever heckled during a eulogy.
Ura Redneck If U've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Ura Redneck If U've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
Ura Redneck If Ur Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
Ura Redneck If Ur checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
Ura Redneck If Ur dog can smoke a cigarette.
Ura Redneck If Ur driveway is bordered by half-buried tractor tires.
Ura Redneck If Ur flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Ura Redneck If Ur kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck If Ur muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
Ura Redneck If Ur parrot can say. 'Open up, it's the police!'
Ura Redneck If Ur two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
Ura Redneck If Ur wading boots double as dress pants.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife owns a camouflage nightie.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
Ura Redneck If Ur wife would rather fish off a bridge then shop.
Ura Redneck If you start foreplay by saying. Get in the truck B#%&@.
Ura Redneck If you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Klingons think you're crude and rude.
Ura Redneck Trekker if McCoy takes a flea bath after patching you up.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Mr. Mott the barber uses hedge clippers on you.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Neelix's cooking tastes like home cooking.
Ura Redneck Trekker if Odo busts you at your family reunion.
Ura Redneck Trekker if everyone in ur department is a close relative.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the Borg refuse to assimilate you.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the HoloDoc considers you a preferred customer.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the Kazon think *you* have bad hair days.
Ura Redneck Trekker if the SIF fails 'cuz you burned out the clutch.
Ura Redneck Trekker if they put training wheels on your shuttlecraft.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u do ur Xmas shopping in Neelix's waste zone.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u make moonshine and the engines can run on it.
Ura Redneck Trekker if u think the Borg are new-fangled punk rockers.
Ura Redneck Trekker if ur favorite Holodeck program is "Dayona 500."
Ura Redneck Trekker if you ask the replicator for grits.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you ask the replicator for moonshine.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you belch on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you break wind on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you build a beer-can pyramid on the Bridge.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you build a still in Engineering.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you burn out the clutch on a runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you can claim Morn as a relative.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hang fuzzy dice in the turbolift.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hang fuzzy dice in your runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have 3 runabouts and only 1 of them works.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a Holodeck program called "WWF."
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have a tattoo of Janeway on your arm.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have more tattoos than Chakotay.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you hire Quark to cater your wedding.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you organize a belching contest in Ten-Forward.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you plant kudzu in Hydroponics.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you re-create Dolly Parton on the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you re-create Elvis on the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you stage tractor pulls in the Holodeck.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you take a chew and it turns out to be Odo.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you think "Prime Directive" has to do with TV.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you think an Odometer is something on DS9.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you use runabouts for bootlegging.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you've ever been kicked out of the Maquis.
Ura Redneck Trekker if you've ever jump-started a runabout.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge gets AM radio.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge gets all 40 CB channels.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your combadge sounds like Elvis.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your runabout has a CB antenna.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your runabout has mud flaps and a rifle rack.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your shuttlecraft has bumper stickers.
Ura Redneck Trekker if your tobacco juice dissolves Hortas.
Ura Redneck if If Ur dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniel's makes your list of most admired people.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
Ura Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your most admired list.
Ura Redneck if Less than half of the cars you own run.
Ura Redneck if People hear your car a long time before they see it.
Ura Redneck if The UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
Ura Redneck if The main color of your car is primer.
Ura Redneck if There is a stuffed possum mounted in your house.
Ura Redneck if There is a wasp nest in your living room.
Ura Redneck if There's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
Ura Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Ura Redneck if U don't stop at rest stops b/c U have an empty milk jug
Ura Redneck if What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?
Ura Redneck if You beat off to Field and Stream.
Ura Redneck if You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
Ura Redneck if You can have sex without spilling your beer.
Ura Redneck if You consider gargling with Listerine an act of foreplay
Ura Redneck if You entertain yourself an hour with a fly swatter.
Ura Redneck if You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
Ura Redneck if You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on a grill.
Ura Redneck if You have ever episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
Ura Redneck if You have more appliances in the yard than the house.
Ura Redneck if You have more than 2 brothers named Bubba or Jr.
Ura Redneck if You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Ura Redneck if You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Ura Redneck if You own more TV's than books.
Ura Redneck if You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
Ura Redneck if You think potted meat and saltines is an hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if You were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Ura Redneck if You're overjoyed when you wake up and the bed isn't wet
Ura Redneck if You've been arrested for reliving yourself in an ice box.
Ura Redneck if You've ever financed a tattoo.
Ura Redneck if You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
Ura Redneck if You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Ura Redneck if You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Ura Redneck if You've ever stolen toilet paper.
Ura Redneck if You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
Ura Redneck if Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
Ura Redneck if Your baby's first words are Attention K-Mart shoppers.
Ura Redneck if Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
Ura Redneck if Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
Ura Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
Ura Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
Ura Redneck if anything outside the Lower 48 is 'overseas.'
Ura Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot of the front yard
Ura Redneck if directions to your house include Turn off the paved road
Ura Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
Ura Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
Ura Redneck if on your honeymoon you leave the driving to Greyhound.
Ura Redneck if people hunt in your front yard.
Ura Redneck if red man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
Ura Redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.
Ura Redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy
Ura Redneck if the cockroaches left a note saying 'Clean this place up
Ura Redneck if the cockroaches left a note saying 'Clean this place up!'
Ura Redneck if the family business requires a lookout.
Ura Redneck if the main color of you're car is bondo.
Ura Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery
Ura Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.
Ura Redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.
Ura Redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
Ura Redneck if today's dinner was slow crossing the highway yesterday.
Ura Redneck if today's dinner was too slow crossing the highway.
Ura Redneck if visiting relatives means getting mud on your tires.
Ura Redneck if when you go to family reunions to meet women!
Ura Redneck if you asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.
Ura Redneck if you call the boss Dude.
Ura Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Ura Redneck if you car stereo costs more than your car.
Ura Redneck if you come back from the dump with more then you took.
Ura Redneck if you consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
Ura Redneck if you consider Penthouse or Field & Stream deep reading.
Ura Redneck if you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
Ura Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
Ura Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
Ura Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
Ura Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
Ura Redneck if you give away more free puppies then the Humane Society
Ura Redneck if you go to family reunions to meet girls.
Ura Redneck if you go to family reunions to meet women!
Ura Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
Ura Redneck if you have a bar-b-que with Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck if you have a hefty bag for car window.
Ura Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight.
Ura Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.' Ura
Ura Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
Ura Redneck if you have curtains on your van and not in your house
Ura Redneck if you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you have ever used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if you have lost a tooth opening a beer.
Ura Redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement!
Ura Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Jr.
Ura Redneck if you have more than two brothers named bubba.
Ura Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
Ura Redneck if you hold a frog and *it* worries about getting warts.
Ura Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Ura Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
Ura Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Ura Redneck if you og into a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth
Ura Redneck if you own more cowboy boots and sneakers.
Ura Redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
Ura Redneck if you own more cowboy boots then sneakers.
Ura Redneck if you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
Ura Redneck if you own more than three shirts with cutoff sleeves.
Ura Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
Ura Redneck if you prominently display gifts you bought at Graceland.
Ura Redneck if you prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
Ura Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay support.
Ura Redneck if you record WWF Wrestling while Ura at work.
Ura Redneck if you record WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
Ura Redneck if you refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck if you sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
Ura Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle as an ID.
Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle for an ID.
Ura Redneck if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
Ura Redneck if you start foreplay with Get in the truck B%$#@.
Ura Redneck if you still have an 8 track player in your car.
Ura Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
Ura Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
Ura Redneck if you think BMW's are the call letters for a radio station.
Ura Redneck if you think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Ura Redneck if you think French dip is and exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck if you think French onion dip is and exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck if you think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
Ura Redneck if you think a Volvo is part of a woman's body.
Ura Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck if you think potted meat and crackers are an hors d'oeuvre
Ura Redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if you think toilet water is exactly that.
Ura Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
Ura Redneck if you want to be a D.J. when you grow up.
Ura Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
Ura Redneck if you wet the bad and 4 other people immediately know it.
Ura Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
Ura Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Ura Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Ura Redneck if you've Bar-B-Qued chitlins' on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you've asked a widow for her number at the funeral home
Ura Redneck if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice.
Ura Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
Ura Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
Ura Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Ura Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Ura Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy.
Ura Redneck if you've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
Ura Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Ura Redneck if you've ever names a child for a good dog.
Ura Redneck if you've lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if you've run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins!
Ura Redneck if you've spray-painted your 's name on an overpass.
Ura Redneck if you've used a weed eater indoors.
Ura Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if your Junior and Senior Prom had a Day care.
Ura Redneck if your KKK robes were the cleanest clothes you ever wore.
Ura Redneck if your Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
Ura Redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
Ura Redneck if your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
Ura Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade
Ura Redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Ura Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette
Ura Redneck if your dog can't watch your cat without gagging.
Ura Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does
Ura Redneck if your entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
Ura Redneck if your ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Ura Redneck if your family tree does not fork.
Ura Redneck if your family tree doesn't branch.
Ura Redneck if your family tree doesn't have any branches...
Ura Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
Ura Redneck if your family tree is a straight line.
Ura Redneck if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Ura Redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
Ura Redneck if your front porch collapses, killing more than three dogs.
Ura Redneck if your front porch falls in and kills more than three dogs.
Ura Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
Ura Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, and your truck does.
Ura Redneck if your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck if your kids take a siphon hose to Show and Tell.
Ura Redneck if your local 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Ura Redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
Ura Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Ura Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Ura Redneck if your mama has a spit cup on the ironing board.
Ura Redneck if your mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
Ura Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos.
Ura Redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list.
Ura Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb
Ura Redneck if your picture is on the wall of a McDonald's.
Ura Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs
Ura Redneck if your savings are out of reach for a '76 Pinto.
Ura Redneck if your sister subscribes to 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine.
Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
Ura Redneck if your tool box is bigger than your pantry.
Ura Redneck if your truck can pass over a 55 gal drum without touching
Ura Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants.
Ura Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Ura Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Ura Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
Ura Redneck if your wife keep a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Ura Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Ura Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
Ura Redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if your wife's hairdo has been caught in a ceiling fan.
Ura Redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling.
Ura Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Ura Redneck if, And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels
Ura Redneck if, Anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
Ura Redneck if, Anything outside the Lower 48 is 'overseas.'
Ura Redneck if, If Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
Ura Redneck if, If Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
Ura Redneck if, Motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother.
Ura Redneck if, Stealing road signs is a family outing.
Ura Redneck if, The family business requires a lookout.
Ura Redneck if, The primary color of your car is Bondo.
Ura Redneck if, The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
Ura Redneck if, You actually know what NASCAR stands for.
Ura Redneck if, You can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Ura Redneck if, You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
Ura Redneck if, You converted your carport into a beauty shop.
Ura Redneck if, You cut your grass and find a car.
Ura Redneck if, You don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
Ura Redneck if, You don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
Ura Redneck if, You get a woody reading Field and Stream.
Ura Redneck if, You go to a family reunion looking for a date.
Ura Redneck if, You have a Hefty bag for a passenger side window on your
Ura Redneck if, You have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Ura Redneck if, You have a rag for a gas cap.
Ura Redneck if, You have a tire swing in you house.
Ura Redneck if, You have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
Ura Redneck if, You have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior
Ura Redneck if, You have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
Ura Redneck if, You keep a spit cup on the ironin' board.
Ura Redneck if, You know how many championships Dale Earnhardt has won
Ura Redneck if, You know how to milk a goat.
Ura Redneck if, You mow your lawn with a tractor.
Ura Redneck if, You owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
Ura Redneck if, You own more than two tractors.
Ura Redneck if, You paint your car with house paint.
Ura Redneck if, You refer to a long-bed pickup as a STRETCH-LIMO.
Ura Redneck if, You refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
Ura Redneck if, You roll your own cigarettes.
Ura Redneck if, You sell rabbits out of your car.
Ura Redneck if, You share your beer with the dog.
Ura Redneck if, You smoked at your wedding.
Ura Redneck if, You smoked during your wedding.
Ura Redneck if, You still think the Eagles will get together for a final
Ura Redneck if, You take a beer with you to a job interview.
Ura Redneck if, You taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
Ura Redneck if, You think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug.
Ura Redneck if, You think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
Ura Redneck if, You think Virginia Slims is a new brand of condoms.
Ura Redneck if, You think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
Ura Redneck if, You think people who have electricity are uppity.
Ura Redneck if, You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
Ura Redneck if, You think the remote control is your kid brother.
Ura Redneck if, You thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
Ura Redneck if, You weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
Ura Redneck if, You write off a radiator as a business expense.
Ura Redneck if, You're better than Daddy!
Ura Redneck if, You're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if, You're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever been to drunk to go fishing.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever financed a tattoo.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever made change in the offering plate.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever named a child for a good dog.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever used lard in bed.
Ura Redneck if, You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Ura Redneck if, You've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
Ura Redneck if, You've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bike.
Ura Redneck if, You've named your truck, but not your dog.
Ura Redneck if, Your 'watch-dogs' are geese.
Ura Redneck if, Your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
Ura Redneck if, Your Mom has ever won three bass tournaments in the same
Ura Redneck if, Your brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if, Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Ura Redneck if, Your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
Ura Redneck if, Your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
Ura Redneck if, Your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant
Ura Redneck if, Your family tree does not fork.
Ura Redneck if, Your favorite OZ]Wc event is American Gladiators.
Ura Redneck if, Your favorite Olympic event is American Gladiators.
Ura Redneck if, Your girlfriend has her own minnow bucket.
Ura Redneck if, Your girlfriend just sold off her 'old' saddle.
Ura Redneck if, Your idea of foreplay is: Get in the truck, Bitch!
Ura Redneck if, Your kids have a three-day-old Kool-Aid mustache.
Ura Redneck if, Your laundry can walk around without you in it.
Ura Redneck if, Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Ura Redneck if, Your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Ura Redneck if, Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
Ura Redneck if, Your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Ura Redneck if, Your mother keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board.
Ura Redneck if, Your sister subscribes to 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine.
Ura Redneck if, Your truck is taller than your house.
Ura Redneck if, Your two year old has more teeth than you do.
Ura Redneck if, Your wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife outweighs your truck.
Ura Redneck if, Your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
Ura Redneck if, you get too drunk to fish!
Ura Redneck if, you have a gun rack on your bicycle!
Ura Redneck if, you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
Ura Redneck if, you think espresso is a courier service.
Ura Redneck if, you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
Ura Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
Ura Redneck if: Your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
Ura Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a bug-zapper.
Ura Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
Ura Redneck if: your local ambulance is a tractor.
Ura Redneck ifAll your art was purchased at gas stations.
Ura old-timer if you remember when, a baby-sitter was called Mother.
Ura redneck If U can drink rubbing alcahol.
Ura redneck If U can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Ura redneck If U take a bath once a week.
Ura redneck If Ur wife drinks more beer than you do.
Ura redneck if All of your four letter words are two syllables.
Ura redneck if You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
Ura redneck if You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
Ura redneck if You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off
Ura redneck if You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
Ura redneck if You've ever been kicked out of the 3K for being a BIGOT
Ura redneck if You've ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a BIGOT.
Ura redneck if You've ever worn a tube top to a weeding.
Ura redneck if you can drink rubbing alcahol.
Ura redneck if you can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Ura redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
Ura redneck if you have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement!
Ura redneck if you take a bath once a week.
Ura redneck if your house moves but you have four cars that don't.
Ura redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do.
Ura redneck when you can drink tobacco spit!
Ura redneck when you can guzzle Everclear!
Ura redneck when you go to family reunions to meet women!
Uranus is built on a funny tilt, and Neptune is its twin.
Urban planners do it in cities all around the world.
Uri Geller's Auto Body and Moebius Donut Shop
Urinals are 50% universal.
Urinalysis - The study of pissed off people.
Urinalysis: the study of pissed off people.
Urinanalysis - The study of pissed off people.
Urinate, but if you had boobs you'd be a ten.
Urinate, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten!
Urinate. No, I'm a 10, She's an 8.
Urine (Baseball term): Opposite of "You're out."
Urine - opposite of you're out
Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock. - Rimmer.
Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock. --A. Rimmer.
Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock. --Rimmer.
Urine............. Opposite of Your out
Urine:  Opposite of "You're Out..."
Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "You're out."
Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "Your out."
Urine: Opposite of "You're Out."
Urotsukihentai: Legend of the Overperverted
Urr <wince> Can we not mention fixing me? Please? - Quickling
Ursa Major's do it bare.
Urza was recently caught stealing Mishra's ornithopter...
Us Canucks just do things different from y'all.
Us Highlanders have to stick together. - Duncan MacLeod
Us Maritimers don't do things like other people do.
Us bears, we do love singin' in country harmony!
Use BBS messages to their fullest advantage...Use an OFFLINE reader!
Use Barney as a target at an archery range.
Use Blue Wave, then you can express it in 72 characters or less.
Use Colgate toothpaste or end up with teeth like a Ferengi.
Use DEVICE = EXXON to screw up your environment.
Use DEVICE = EXXON to screw up your environmental area.
Use DEVICE=BUSH.SYS to really screw up your environment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Use DesqView (Windows breaks very easily).
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use FTD protocol to download floral arrangements.
Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.
Use IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE...  to implement multi-way branches.
Use IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE... to implement multi
Use MS-DOS, not Eunuchs.
Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
Use OS/2 before the other half of your PC rusts!
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Use Oxymoron, kids, and ZAP those really stupid pimples.
Use Pascal, C the light, it's Wirth something!
Use Preparation H and kiss your hemorrhoids goodbye!
Use Preparation K for all your femmeroids. 
Use Psychicmodem, the telepathic protocol!
Use PsychoModem, the telepathic protocol!
Use Psychomodem, the telepath's protocol.
Use Raid. Stops bugs dead!
Use Roman Numerals on your Income Tax Return
Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late.
Use Saddam condoms, for those that pull out too late.
Use SuperGlue on your Hard drive--Stop fragmentation before it begins.
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use Windows Terminal....at your own risk. Not approved by Hayes Modems
Use YOUR shameful imagination here.
Use a Brillo pad & comet - Mike as kid washes face
Use a DAT...Go to jail.
Use a condom, or THIS <picture of David> could happen to you!
Use a condom, or die - it's your choice.
Use a little English, to Doctor the Spin...
Use a rubber, not a sock, when you cover up your cock.
Use a top notch, feature rich archiver. Use ARJ 2.41!
Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.
Use apostrophe's correctly.
Use both eyes; you'll need them.
Use condoms on every conceivable occasion.
Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion. 
Use contraceptives on every conceivable occasion.
Use every man after his desert and who shall escape whipping?
Use for a broken PC #243: Throw it at Bill Gates.
Use free--form input where possible
Use free-form input where possible.
Use hope and imagination as weapons of survival and progress.
Use it in good health (and an air-conditioned room!)
Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Use lawyers. Scientists don't get as attached to them as lab rats.
Use leavened bread in your Eucharist--Christ is Risen!
Use library functions.
Use of this product will increase disorder in universe.
Use old reliable DOS-Plus to keep your Windows un-GUI.
Use only as directed.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Use other side for additional listings.
Use phenolphthalein, Tom indicated.
Use professional politicians as lab animals!
Use pumice on your tender nipple buds - Tom
Use soft words, and hard arguments.
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Use tasteful words, you may have to eat them.
Use tasteful words... just in case you have to eat them.
Use that famous LaForge charm. - Beverly Howard
Use that forked tounge on me....no I didn't say speak it....
Use the Force, #TN#!
Use the Force, Bob !
Use the Force, Chrissy !
Use the Force, Luke but not Windows
Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side - AmigaWan
Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Ken
Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Kenobi
Use the Force, Luke.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
Use the Force, Orville!
Use the Fork at the dinner table, Luke. Not the Force.
Use the choke hold! ...the choke hold! -Beavis
Use the comlink? Oh dear, I turned it off.
Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
Use the door, don't crawl through Windows.
Use the force...
Use the gas, Luke!
Use the mouse Luke - Obi Wan Gates
Use this credit card...I found it in the parking lot.
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs.
Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa bill.
Use your ears oftener than your tongue.
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Use your head!   It's the little things that count.
Use your head, Geco!   It's the little things that count.
Use your head, He!   It's the little things that count.
Use your life lifting people up, not putting them down!
Use your own Recipe, this one's MINE!!
Use your own TAGLINE, this one's MINE !!!
Use your own hair brush, Tom bristled.
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
Use your own recipe, this one belongs to someone else.
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
Use your tag line today!
Use your wit to amuse, not abuse nor confuse the stupid.
UseJUDKINS                  Recvd: NO
Used Car:  Not what it is jacked up to be.
Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.
Used Cars:  Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
Used Iraqi rifles for sale:  Dropped once, never fired
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
Used Recipes for sale. $10 each.
Used Taglines for Sale, get them while they're hot!
Used Taglines for Sale, get'em while their hot!
Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!
Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!!
Used Taglines for sale. $10 each.
Used all your sick days?  Call in dead!
Used car: not what it's jacked up to be.
Used recipes for Sale, gettem while their hot!!
Used starship for sale. Call AT&T Subspace BR-549.
Used taglines for $ale - 8 bits each. Call 555-FUNY
Used taglines for sale.  $10 each.
Used taglines for sale.  $10 each.  Netmail 1:2210/7956
Used the NecronomiCOM, logged onto the other side at 300 baud...
Used to be, people married first & then lived together.  Quaint, huh?
Used up all your sick days?  Call in dead!
Useful as a chocolate teapot.
Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.
Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Useful as tits on a bull / boar-hog.
Useful programs will have to be changed.
Useful? Sure! Lawyers are an excellent source of protein.
Useless = Useless Inventions
Useless Invention, an inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention, battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention, ejector seats for helicopters yet?
Useless Invention, umbrellas with sun roofs.
Useless Invention:  Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Useless Invention:  Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Useless Invention:  Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention:  Braille Drivers' Manual
Useless Invention:  Braille TV guide.
Useless Invention:  Braille toilet paper.
Useless Invention:  Braille tv remote control.
Useless Invention:  Brake oil.
Useless Invention:  Breathable space suit.
Useless Invention:  Brown undershorts.
Useless Invention:  Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Useless Invention:  Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Useless Invention:  Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Useless Invention:  Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Useless Invention:  Cast iron wire.
Useless Invention:  Cat flap for the fridge.
Useless Invention:  Checkered paint.
Useless Invention:  Combs for bald-heads.
Useless Invention:  Condoms for misogynists.
Useless Invention:  Cordless plumb line.
Useless Invention:  Dehydrated water.
Useless Invention:  Diet celery.
Useless Invention:  Digital clock-winder.
Useless Invention:  Digital computer.
Useless Invention:  Double-sided playing cards.
Useless Invention:  Downhill stairmaster.
Useless Invention:  Ejector seats for helicopters.
Useless Invention:  Electric banana straightener.
Useless Invention:  Electric dog polisher.
Useless Invention:  Fat-free Twinkies.
Useless Invention:  Felt Jumper cables.
Useless Invention:  Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Useless Invention:  Fireproof cigarettes.
Useless Invention:  Fireproof kindling.
Useless Invention:  Fireproof matches.
Useless Invention:  Flame-retardant gasoline.
Useless Invention:  Flashbulb tester.
Useless Invention:  Flavoured suppositories.
Useless Invention:  Foam rubber toothpicks.
Useless Invention:  Freeze Dried Water.
Useless Invention:  Frictionless Sandpaper.
Useless Invention:  Fur sink.
Useless Invention:  Hand-powered chainsaw.
Useless Invention:  How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Useless Invention:  Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Useless Invention:  Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention:  Inflatable anchor.
Useless Invention:  Inflatable darts-board.
Useless Invention:  Kickstand for a tank.
Useless Invention:  Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Useless Invention:  Leather cutlery.
Useless Invention:  Lie detectors for politicians.
Useless Invention:  Low salt brine.
Useless Invention:  Low-calorie PowerBar.
Useless Invention:  Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Useless Invention:  Matte finish floor wax.
Useless Invention:  Mesh raincoat.
Useless Invention:  Money with negative face value.
Useless Invention:  Motorcycle seat-belts.
Useless Invention:  Muffler Bearings.
Useless Invention:  Non-stick Cellotape.
Useless Invention:  Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Useless Invention:  Papier mache step ladder.
Useless Invention:  Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Useless Invention:  Particle board tent stakes.
Useless Invention:  Reduced calorie water.
Useless Invention:  Remote control for a Watchman.
Useless Invention:  Remote control for a computer.
Useless Invention:  Reversible garbage disposal.
Useless Invention:  Second-hand fireworks.
Useless Invention:  Tire chains for motorcycles.
Useless Invention:  Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Useless Invention:  Waterproof toilet paper.
Useless Invention: A Pacemaker made by the creators of the Clapper.
Useless Invention: A freezer for Eskimos.
Useless Invention: AC adapter for solar calculators.
Useless Invention: Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Useless Invention: Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Useless Invention: Avalanche prevention goggles.
Useless Invention: Battery powered battery charger.
Useless Invention: Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Useless Invention: Blinker Fluid.
Useless Invention: Braille Drivers' Manual
Useless Invention: Braille toilet paper.
Useless Invention: Braille tv guide.
Useless Invention: Braille tv remote control.
Useless Invention: Brake oil.
Useless Invention: Breathable space suit.
Useless Invention: Brown undershorts.
Useless Invention: Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Useless Invention: Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Useless Invention: Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Useless Invention: Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
Useless Invention: Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Useless Invention: Cast iron wire.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Useless Invention: Combs for bald-heads.
Useless Invention: Cordless plumb line.
Useless Invention: De-hydrated water.
Useless Invention: Diet Slim Fast.
Useless Invention: Diet celery.
Useless Invention: Digital clock-winder.
Useless Invention: Digital computer.
Useless Invention: Double-Sided Thumb Tacks.
Useless Invention: Double-sided Flypaper.
Useless Invention: Double-sided playing cards.
Useless Invention: Downhill stair master.
Useless Invention: Ejector seats for helicopters.
Useless Invention: Ejector seats in helicopters.
Useless Invention: Electric Dental Floss.
Useless Invention: Electric Toothpick.
Useless Invention: Electric banana straightener.
Useless Invention: Electric dog polisher.
Useless Invention: Extra-large bicycle clips, for cycling in shorts.
Useless Invention: Fat-free Twinkies.
Useless Invention: Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Useless Invention: Fireproof kindling.
Useless Invention: Flame-retardant gasoline.
Useless Invention: Flavored suppositories.
Useless Invention: Flavoured suppositories.
Useless Invention: Fly-screens in submarines.
Useless Invention: Foam rubber toothpicks.
Useless Invention: Freeze Dried Water.
Useless Invention: Frictionless Sandpaper.
Useless Invention: Hand-powered chain saw.
Useless Invention: How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Useless Invention: Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Useless Invention: Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Useless Invention: Inflatable anchor.
Useless Invention: Inflatable dart board.
Useless Invention: Inflatable darts-board.
Useless Invention: Kickstand for a tank.
Useless Invention: Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Useless Invention: Leather cutlery.
Useless Invention: Lie detectors for politicians.
Useless Invention: Low salt brine.
Useless Invention: Low-calorie Power Bar.
Useless Invention: Matte finish floor wax.
Useless Invention: Motorcycle seat-belts.
Useless Invention: Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises flag; no ringing)
Useless Invention: Non-stick Cellotape.
Useless Invention: One way Cat Flap for the fridge!
Useless Invention: Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Useless Invention: Papier mache step ladder.
Useless Invention: Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Useless Invention: Rabid Teddy Bear.
Useless Invention: Reduced calorie water.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a Watchman.
Useless Invention: Remote control for a computer.
Useless Invention: Reversible garbage disposal.
Useless Invention: Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Useless Invention: Rubber Kleenex.
Useless Invention: Rubber Nails.
Useless Invention: Screen door on a submarine.
Useless Invention: Second-hand fireworks.
Useless Invention: Self stick frying pan.
Useless Invention: Shock absorbers on atom bombs.
Useless Invention: Smell-O-Vision.
Useless Invention: Snorkeling goggles with windscreen wipers.
Useless Invention: Soap Dissolver.
Useless Invention: Solar powered flashlight.
Useless Invention: Solar powered night light.
Useless Invention: Solar powered torch.
Useless Invention: Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Useless Invention: Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Useless Invention: Strap-on portable chairs.
Useless Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
Useless Invention: Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Useless Invention: Sunroof on a sub.
Useless Invention: Sunscreen for African Americans.
Useless Invention: Sunscreen for Negroes
Useless Invention: The Clapper for people with no hands.
Useless Invention: Tire chains for motorcycles.
Useless Invention: Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Useless Invention: Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Useless Invention: Umbrella with a skylight.
Useless Invention: Unsinkable submarine.
Useless Invention: Waterproof sponge.
Useless Invention: Waterproof tea bags.
Useless Invention: Waterproof toilet paper.
Useless accesory: Macintosh keyboard.
Useless as windshield wipers on a duck's ass.
Useless invention - combs for bald heads.
Useless invention: screen doors for submarines.
Useless laws weaken the necessary laws. - Montesquieu
Useless tagline, please dispose of properly after use.
Useless, but decorative.
Useless:  for example, this definition
Useless: a feminist message without a Tagline
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives.                            
Usenet is mad at the cows.
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once.
User (n): technical term used by programmers - see idiot.
User (n.):  technical term used by programmers;  qv. idiot.
User - A technical term used by computer pros.  See Idiot.
User - A term used by sysops.   See "idiots"
User - a technical term used by computer pros.  See also, idiot.
User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
User Error: Replace user and hit any key to continue...
User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue.
User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.
User Friendly: Never having to say "I read the manual."
User Frienly, if you don't Use it - its Friendly!
User Logon....300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.#^#%^NO CARRIER
User Rule 1: Hit Your Sysop To Continue...
User error, the universal bug..
User error.  Replace user and press any key to continue.
User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
User error... replace user and continue.
User error:  Hit user with keyboard to continue.
User error:  Replace user and hit any key to continue.
User error: Hit user with keyboard to continue.
User errorreplace user and continue.
User friendly: trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring
User logging on... 1200 baud... 1200 BAUD?!  >click< ...NO CARRIER
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
User not found... Delete OS/2 instead? (Y/y)?
User)  Huh?  What's a modem?NO CARRIER
User-a technical term used by computer gurus.  See idiot.
User-friendly:  trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring.
User-friendly: (adj.) trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring.
User-supported recipe. To register send $49.95 to...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
User:  Technical term used by computer pros.  See Idiot.
User: A harmless drudge.
User: Term used by computer professionals. Syn. "idiot"
User: What is the Fidonet? Moderator: The Fidonet is the Fidonet.
User: a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
UserInfo1.00:DAJGHLDIBFHHIBDECFDGAKDFEGDMBLIFG05
User\u'ser\ - a. technical term used by computer pros; See idiot.
Users NEVER sleep! Jusk ask any sysop
Users are *my* nightmare
Users are always right...until they're out of earshot.
Users are losers. --MacGruff The Crime Dog.
Users do it off-topic
Users favorite message..."This never happens on other BBS's I call."
Users never appreciate computers, until their down
Users never appreciate computers, until they're down.
Users to actually hear ansi music
Users! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em...
Users, losers -- what's the difference?
Users:  Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Users: To keep them dry don't water them after dinner.
Uses for @n@:... hmm well I guess there aren't any!
Uses for a FIREBALL:  Clean the driveway.
Uses for a FIREBALL:  Get rid of @N@!
Uses for a FIREBALL:  Light the fireplace.
Uses for a Mac SE case #1:  Invert, fill with water.  Goldfish bowl.
Uses for a Mac SE case #2:  Empty innards, attach strap.  Crash Helmet.
Uses for a Mac SE case #4:  Invert, fill with popcorn.
Uses for a dead Microprocessor #2 Dead cat brush
Uses for dead uprocessors ---- scarecrows for centipedes.
Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.
Uses resources well: Delegates everything -work evaluationese
Ushers DO IT in the dark.
Ushers do it in the dark.
Ushers do it with a flashlight.
Using Canada's best: Telix and SLMR.
Using Canada's best: Telix, SLMR, & Crown Royal
Using PCBoard w/o a reader and loving it!
Using PKZIP Version 2.04zzzzzzzzzzz
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.  -- S. C. Johnson
Using TV can ruin your mind.
Using Terminate + Tmail + Bluewave + OMX + EzQuote !!!
Using Windoze?  For fast relief, call 1-800-IBM-OS2.
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks.
Using a single-tasking Intel CPU is a sign of low self esteem.
Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self esteem.
Using birdseed, get Hyde Park pigeons to spell out nasty words.
Using credit cards is an easy way to spend money you wish you had.
Using documentation hinders the start of most programs.
Using the Force!
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter...
Using the computer to break into or misuse others' data is HACKING...
Using the wrong wench will get your dolt stripped
Usually I don't go for inanimate objects.  :)
Usually insane - in lucid moments merely stupid.
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
Usually when I run w/a big breasted jogger - Crow
Usurers do it with high interests.
Ut Oh, you've been hangin' 'round with Brenda, haven't you????<G>
Utah - 51st in school spending, 4th in SAT scores. It's NOT the MONEY!
Utah -- 51st in school spending, 4th in SAT scores. It's NOT the $$$!
Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Utah: The Beehive State.
Utensil:  A spill, cut, burn or bungle with a handle on the end.
Uuuh! - Th ct's g my tng nd it wo le go!
Uvek su u pravu oni koji su - u pravu.
Uweeh-deeh-Vroom-vroooooooom-FROWSH-WHOOOOOOOMMMMMM! - BluesMobile II
Uz pomoc VEP-a i baba je lepa.
Uzi -- the ultimate point-and-click interface!
Uzimas cipele za setanje kroz snove, ulica voli ritam tvojih koraka.
Uzmi ubi pa se pistolj.
u weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Qck.DCN"That's suicide, Data!" -
u=!worry && b[happy];
uSER   was seen where on Saturday?
ubi me cekanje ...
uh uh I forget.
uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!!
uh;;;;;;;um;;;;;;oh;;;;;;aw,heck! Never mind!
uhh.. Star trek - er... isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker? ;)
uhmm..ahh...honey, i promise..its just a  hand held massager:):):)
uhuh... the doctor?... YOU'VE GOT WHAT!?!?!?!... are you SURE?
uit your elf
ulicna svjetla naglo blijede a u mraku sobe miris kose njene lebdi svuda
umop apisdn
umop apisdn noh aje hyM
un, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
und wie gemalt - mit WordPerfect 5.1 fuer DOS ...
undocumented: adj., indicates user doesn't read docs
unicellular:  Having only one car phone.
unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y
unix soit qui mal y pense
unjammable...unjammable...
unless it only works on rational people.
unmashing mail....crash recovery....L42..C49.. Please hang up...
untapped business opportunity : Tribble fur coat business.
until the end of the universe when everything's inside a black hole!
until the meek inherit it.  And then we'll get her.
until wailing phantom firetrucks paces across his vision.
unusual, at the very least.
unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???
up your ass
up.  Someday I'll write my own philosophy book. --Calvin.
upgrade: take the old bugs out, put new ones in.
uploas, inbtended oe other wise.(queck me! too)
ursive Tagline. This is a recursive Tagline. This is a rec...
used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
useful in describing anatomy : He's a fucking asshole.
using her witchly skills...she by-passed the internet gobblers...(: